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Where's the Emperor gone?
« on: 29 October, 2012, 12:29:46 am »
Just realized that Emperor has been missing since the beginning of Aug, has he been abducted by aliens, fell into a black hole, recruited by MI6 as their latest '00' agent or is there another reason.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #1 on: 29 October, 2012, 01:19:32 am »
Don't say you haven't been told :-X

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #2 on: 29 October, 2012, 05:56:47 am »
Yeah I have been wondering. Does he still turn up on Facebook I think he'd started to use that a lot?

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #3 on: 29 October, 2012, 06:30:38 am »
Oh dear. Stevie merely assumed that His Most Exultant Magnificence was merely focusing his Mod magic upon all of those fillum threads that Stevie‚Äôs been studiously  avoiding until the Auxtralian release last Thursday. :(
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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #4 on: 29 October, 2012, 10:40:11 am »
Has anyone checked Burdis' cellar?

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #5 on: 29 October, 2012, 10:44:21 am »
One by one, Godpleton exacts his terrible vengeance.   

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #6 on: 29 October, 2012, 10:50:13 am »
One by one, Godpleton exacts his terrible vengeance.   

It's like an even crapper version of 'Harpers Island'...

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #7 on: 29 October, 2012, 06:28:24 pm »
'Whe-ere's the Emp'rer gone?
 (Where's the Emp'rer gone)
 Whe-ere's the Emp'rer gone?
 (Where's the Emp'rer gone)
Far , far awaaa-aaay...'
...because I hate you.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #8 on: 29 October, 2012, 07:25:27 pm »
Vader chucked him down a shaft, then Lando blew that shit up
You may quote me on that.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #9 on: 29 October, 2012, 07:33:14 pm »
Is he not withered on a golden throne (oo-er missus) waiting to rise again and re-take the galaxy in a second great crusade?

The Justice department has a good re-education programme-it's called five to ten in the cubes.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #10 on: 29 October, 2012, 07:55:17 pm »
Richmond Clements heard a prophecy that the other mods would one day rise against him, and so swallowed each one whole. However, wise Molch-R hid House of Usher and gave the wrathful Clements a stone wrapped in a lumberjack shirt to eat instead.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #11 on: 29 October, 2012, 07:56:29 pm »
Richmond Clements heard a prophecy that the other mods would one day rise against him, and so swallowed each one whole. However, wise Molch-R hid House of Usher and gave the wrathful Clements a stone wrapped in a lumberjack shirt to eat instead.

I cannot deny this.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #12 on: 03 November, 2012, 10:40:36 pm »
Do you have the Emperor there with you Judo?
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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #13 on: 04 November, 2012, 01:42:53 pm »
Do you have the Emperor there with you Judo?

She's done a full Misery and shackled him to a chair.

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Re: Where's the Emperor gone?
« Reply #14 on: 04 November, 2012, 01:59:16 pm »
I wonder if the KTT was booby-trapped?

Somebody better warn BlueMeanie and Grant!