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Title: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 04 March, 2009, 08:00:25 PM
All the positivity on the other thread is making me feel a bit sick.
So on with some good old fashioned whining and bitching...

Life Spugs because oor bands latest split cd release ('Northern Bastards: Pict Punk Split') looks like being derailed due to a certain controversy over one of the other bands in on it. Not entirely undeserved like, but irritating all the same. Just a couple of weeks before we were ready to self release and play a couple of gigs with the other bands on it. Everything is up in the air now and we've worked damned hard on the cd design as well as recording our tracks and shmoozing with bands and gig promoters to make it all happen.

Cheer me up by making me laugh at all your misery- which I hope is far more serious than mine (nothin' personal you understand)!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 04 March, 2009, 08:05:04 PM
I spilled some hot acid on my hand the other day and it hurt.

Best I can do I'm afraid.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 04 March, 2009, 08:12:53 PM
... I spent most of last night inexplicably vomiting my guts up and so had very little sleep. I am now extremely tired, achey and short-tempered.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 04 March, 2009, 08:33:26 PM
............. Faith No More are only playing Download and nowhere else.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 04 March, 2009, 09:45:23 PM
I just paid a fiver for a hockey match webcast and it died with 15 mins left and I missed 2 of our goals :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 March, 2009, 10:52:27 PM
...13 years of university and I'm earning £12,000 a year. I keep losing out on jobs that pay 50% more than I earn because I lack level 3 qualifications and skills like 'Diploma in Housing Management', 'web design', 'proven admin experience', 'NVQ 3 whatever', and 'BTEC in leisure and tourism'. Most of these jobs require skills I could pick up on the job in a fortnight (not sure about web design!), but other people have actually done courses in all this crap. I can't take courses in all of them just on the off-chance, because every scarce vacancy that crops up demands some different specific skill I don't have which is incidental to the job at hand. Being educated just doesn't fit the narrow selection criteria applied by human resources twats any more. Don't waste your time getting an education. I can't recommend it. Get training instead.

But you've all heard this one before.  :roll:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 04 March, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
I love this board!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 March, 2009, 11:34:41 PM
I'm happy to be so predictable!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 March, 2009, 11:53:38 PM
I only work on weekends, my brother is getting steal-y again and I'm terrible at Street Fighter.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 March, 2009, 11:56:18 PM
And Kanye West said this: "God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 March, 2009, 12:27:39 AM
it seems like John Carpenters They Live has become a reality.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 05 March, 2009, 08:00:27 AM
Quote from: "Godpleton"And Kanye West said this: "God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

Poor deluded Kanye

Here's a taste of what he's missing
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIPfXyFBiU
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 March, 2009, 08:36:22 AM
I've nothing to complain about, other than the baseline horror of everything spiraling into a debt singularity from which there is apparently no escape, but that's now universal so it doesn't count.  But my friends and family...

I have a good friend who, not unlike HoU, has doctorates, scary brains and sundry academic whatsits falling out of his pockets, as well as 15 years of 3rd-level teaching and professional research experience.  He recently and reluctantly went for a low-paid admin-type job in his specific area of expertise in the very institution where he has worked on and off for the past 10 years, and is currently working unpaid to complete a flagship project whose budget has run out... and didn't get it.  So now he gets to show up every day for his voluntary job and waste even more time explaining the ropes to the guy who did get the job.  Unhilarious in the extreme, and I can't help feeling entirely premeditated on the part of his 'employer'.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Satanist on 05 March, 2009, 09:21:06 AM
Everyone at my site has been asked to take a week off unpaid this month and the wage increase we all worked our nuts off for is not being honoured, so jobs aren't looking v secure. Oh and I just found out yesterday that my central heating is borderline illegal.  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 05 March, 2009, 10:36:32 AM
Quote'proven admin experience'

Does reading the above quote as 'Porn admin experience' count for anything?

-Bouwel-
(Oh, and I splashed toxic chemicals into my mouth last night. If I don't become a mutie ah-la 2000AD I will be very disappointed)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: grimmy on 05 March, 2009, 11:45:36 AM
...I cant get a decent kebeb  :x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 March, 2009, 11:46:05 AM
QuoteOh, and I splashed toxic chemicals into my mouth last night.
Quick, grab a typewriter and huge roll of paper and (apocryphaly) write a stream-of-consciousness novel featuring (thinly disguised) friends and family!  It's bound to be a winner!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TheEdge on 05 March, 2009, 01:29:00 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Quick, grab a typewriter and huge roll of paper and (apocryphaly) write a stream-of-consciousness novel featuring (thinly disguised) friends and family!  It's bound to be a winner!
a friend of mine did that its called room 43, the character based on me isnt nearly bloodthirsty or nerdy enough fo my liking
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 05 March, 2009, 01:53:20 PM
Left a reasonably well paid but unbearable job last year. Working direct for a very, very difficult client who has caused me some sleepless nights, but must persevere as no money in for few months now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 05 March, 2009, 03:46:04 PM
...the Irish government think that sending all drunk people out of pubs at the same (early) time will improve the problem of angry drunk people on the streets.
QuoteBut my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Oaf. I thnk i could dream up some far, far greater pains for him if he'd ever like to call round and put his life into perspective.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 03:54:11 PM
I always thought I would be Dr Pepper 4 life, but lately I've come to appreciate Cherry Coke as being more than a throwaway gimmick. Which do I choose?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Shaky Caned on 05 March, 2009, 04:34:30 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"And Kanye West said this: "God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

That's a (unintended) great line though, if you were writing the dumbest, most self regarding character imaginable you'd be ecstatic if you came up with something that good! Cheered me up, it has.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 05 March, 2009, 04:37:40 PM
QuoteQuick, grab a typewriter and huge roll of paper and (apocryphaly) write a stream-of-consciousness novel featuring (thinly disguised) friends and family! It's bound to be a winner!

Unfortunately the chemical concerned was just a heavy metal saturated etching mix. Nothing mind altering. Well, saying that it might alter my mind as a few of the remaining brain-cells I have evaporate!

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 05 March, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: "House of Usher"...13 years of university and I'm earning £12,000 a year. I keep losing out on jobs that pay 50% more than I earn because I lack level 3 qualifications and skills like 'Diploma in Housing Management', 'web design', 'proven admin experience', 'NVQ 3 whatever', and 'BTEC in leisure and tourism'. Most of these jobs require skills I could pick up on the job in a fortnight (not sure about web design!), but other people have actually done courses in all this crap. I can't take courses in all of them just on the off-chance, because every scarce vacancy that crops up demands some different specific skill I don't have which is incidental to the job at hand. Being educated just doesn't fit the narrow selection criteria applied by human resources twats any more. Don't waste your time getting an education. I can't recommend it. Get training instead.

But you've all heard this one before.  :roll:

If it took you 13 years to get through University, you should be thankful you have a job at all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 04:45:13 PM
Quote from: "brendan1"
Quote from: "House of Usher"...13 years of university and I'm earning £12,000 a year. I keep losing out on jobs that pay 50% more than I earn because I lack level 3 qualifications and skills like 'Diploma in Housing Management', 'web design', 'proven admin experience', 'NVQ 3 whatever', and 'BTEC in leisure and tourism'. Most of these jobs require skills I could pick up on the job in a fortnight (not sure about web design!), but other people have actually done courses in all this crap. I can't take courses in all of them just on the off-chance, because every scarce vacancy that crops up demands some different specific skill I don't have which is incidental to the job at hand. Being educated just doesn't fit the narrow selection criteria applied by human resources twats any more. Don't waste your time getting an education. I can't recommend it. Get training instead.

But you've all heard this one before.  :roll:

If it took you 13 years to get through University, you should be thankful you have a job at all.

Psst, he's a PhD having person.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 04:55:54 PM
Debate: ITV is in Deep Shit. Aside from the obvious human cost, do you give a fuck?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 05 March, 2009, 05:03:34 PM
I think you're definitely one of life's "the glass is half empty" chaps, aren't you, Ush?!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 05 March, 2009, 05:03:51 PM
QuotePsst, he's a PhD having person.

Degree: 3 years
Masters: 2 years tops
PhD: 3 years
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 05 March, 2009, 05:35:38 PM
Apart from TV Burp (which is too samey to be 'must see') I don't watch anything on ITV which seems to be endless soaps, gameshows and celebrity tat. I'm no intellectual elitist (!) but if it folded tomorrow I wouldn't notice for weeks. I just wish its misfortunes were down to a groundswell of public opinion against its tacky schedule rather than a fall off of ad revenue.

Life spugs because I don't know where to buy runescape money or ropey TV boxsets. Can anyone help?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 March, 2009, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: "brendan1"Degree: 3 years
Masters: 2 years tops
PhD: 3 years
What's your point there, exactly? Since when did a Ph.D. take a uniform 3 years to complete? Is that a McDonald's Ph.D. you're estimating there? You neglected to factor in an additional 1 year for a PGCE (PCE).

Tordelback, your friend working for nothing, nursemaiding the guy who got the job, is a fool! No way, no how would I do what he's doing. And my brains aren't nearly as scary as yours! You're... you're...       erudite, man!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 March, 2009, 07:47:02 PM
Oh, f*** and b*****!!!!!!! Actually, it wasn't thirteen years, it was eleven!!   :lol:  :lol:  :roll:  :geek:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 08:01:42 PM
The proliferation of emoticons in that post does lend some credence to Brendan's witterings...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 05 March, 2009, 08:06:34 PM
Ush!  If, after 13 (11!!) years at Uni and God knows how many degrees, you still can't add up, what's the point!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 05 March, 2009, 08:07:30 PM
Quote from: "House of Usher"Don't waste your time getting an education. I can't recommend it. Get training instead.

I can't disagree with that. A whisker off forty and working alongside people half my age for the same salary who are straight out of school, and having to do another qualification because the one I did originally was so utterly worthless.

Bah.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 March, 2009, 08:16:51 PM
Life spugs because... I've as good as made brandan1's point for him.

(but I was tired!!!!! As Grud is my witness!)  :cry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 05 March, 2009, 08:20:00 PM
Cheer up everybody. Sure we're all going to hell in a hand cart but I'm carrying a pitchfork.

As for ITV well anybody who commisioned Heartbeat had it fucking coming to 'em.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 08:21:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsdlSpA ... annel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsdlSpA2GU&feature=channel_page)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 March, 2009, 08:25:14 PM
ITV? I never watch it. Wouldn't miss it if it stopped broadcasting altogether. Seems like they've had their comeuppance for courting an audience of plebs. Your audience won't respect you for talking down to them, and the advertisers won't bite if all your channel can sell is Iceland prawns advertised by Kerry Catona.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 05 March, 2009, 08:26:14 PM
I can't remember the last time I watched TV full stop. There again, I am in Wales and electricity is still a bit scary...

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 March, 2009, 09:37:43 PM
I dont care about ITV because i never watch it as i dont watch dumbed down Pleb TV and i will miss it as much as i miss Woolworths which is not at all.

of the Dickheads running the UK and the US.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 09:45:02 PM
This board doesn't have a proper killfile function.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 05 March, 2009, 10:07:16 PM
I just found out that Home Of The Underdogs no longer exists in any form.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 05 March, 2009, 11:02:24 PM
Is now a good time to point out that ITV pays my wages, and I'm lucky enough to be in a state where that situation will continue for the time being?

Without wanting to sound like a company puppet, I would point out that the current state of affairs isn't solely a result of the company's strategy (not that there haven't been a few howlers, but I won't dwell on those either) but also due to the fact that commercial telly as a whole is in the crapper - see Five's job cuts today, Channel4's dire straits, etc.

Anyway, there may be some right garbage goes out on ITV channels, but there's also plenty of creative and talented folk who are (or were) on payroll and who've made some astonishing stuff over the years and still do. I won't go into the rest of the situation 'cause it's what I spend my working days worrying about, but believe me when I say you'll miss it when it's gone.

In fact, if you all wanted to do your ol' chum Sam a favour, why not watch ITV then go buy the first product you see advertised?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2009, 11:09:05 PM
You made Demons didn't you? Didn't you?

Also it's fucken' Comic Re-fucken'-lief next fucken' week. Arr-aar ee-ehh, arr-arr ee-ehh. (That's Carmina Burana BTW).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 March, 2009, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: "SamuelAWilkinson"Is now a good time to point out that ITV pays my wages, and I'm lucky enough to be in a state where that situation will continue for the time being?
We know, Samuel-A. I don't think anybody actually wants ITV to snuff it, nor for you to be out of a job. It's more a feeling of 'what has ITV done for us lately?' God knows the BBC is like a great big bloody leech draining a regressive tax off us all while competing with the commercial stations in the race to the bottom of the barrel as far as standards of taste and quality go, whereas ITV offers free entertainment, should one wish to take it.

If we hate the BBC it's for the fact it doesn't appear to offer anything worth the licence fee: i.e. different content to what the other channels offer. In other words, for being too much like ITV and having the cheek to charge us for it.

At the moment I spend more hours watching the same looped sitcoms on Paramount Comedy 1 than I do watching any other channel. And then my second most watched channel is BBC3. These days I seem to watch Channel 4 and BBC1 for news and nothing else.

Anyway 'life spugs because of... hubris.'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 March, 2009, 06:55:32 AM
QuoteTordelback, your friend working for nothing, nursemaiding the guy who got the job, is a fool
!

No questions there, many an evening has been passed on that very theme.  But he's been working on this project for at least 5 years, and funding ran out last year (due to unreasonable extra stuff being shoved into the brief at the last minute), and here's the kicker: if it ever gets finished he gets his name (as one of those) on the cover.  It's like the finest grade of heroin to you academic types, you'll all jump through any hoops for the promise of your john hancock on a fat publication, because that might allow you to be turned down for a better class of post in the future.

Incidentally, I laugh at the idea of a 3 year PhD.  Amongst my humanities-based peer-group, the range seems to be 4-10(!), with only one girl I know getting out in 3 (and her brains would scorch your eyes out at 30 paces, not to mention her work-ethic).  Bear in mind that by the time you've done a 3-4 year primary and a 2 year MA, you're well into your 20's.  Thus even when the work itself didn't consume the time most people had to work to pay for it, take time off to care for relatives etc.  I appreciate that in today's university culture a primary humanities degree is the equivalent of staying on an extra year in a school, a masters is an end-of-term essay, and a PhD is what a masters used to be, but Twas Not Always Thus.

Quote from: "M.I.K."I just found out that Home Of The Underdogs no longer exists in any form.

Now that is bad news, I'm always recommending that place to people.  Hope I downloaded more goodies than I remember doing...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: grimmy on 06 March, 2009, 08:38:02 AM
...ihave a hangover :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 March, 2009, 09:21:26 AM
Continuing on the academia theme, I should point out in spite of my bravado that doing an MA in a subject I lost interest in has set me back by at least a couple of years and has lead to mucho self-loathing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 March, 2009, 10:00:49 AM
QuoteIf we hate the BBC it's for the fact it doesn't appear to offer anything worth the licence fee:
QuoteAh, but BBC Radio is worth almost any price - I've said it here before, but if I (as a Paddy) could pay a couple of euro a day for Radio 4 alone I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I won't use the Attenborough Argument either, but it shouldn't be discounted.

But no ITV means no more Primeval, and that would make for a very sad Tordelback indeed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 March, 2009, 10:56:44 AM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Ah, but BBC Radio is worth almost any price
I like Radio 4, and I'm even prepared to pay for its continued existence, but I never listen to it. I still like to know it's there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 March, 2009, 02:55:34 PM
of people.A client this morning went *absolutely apeshit* because i used a fork from their kitchen to eat a pot noodle on the scaffolding and forgot to return it .This is after they said use the kitchen to make tea or coffee obviously using their cups and teaspoons etc etc.The use of the fork without returning it as soon as is apparently theft even though it was returned later.

people keep getting stuff wrong.I went to a cycle shop to buy a seat post bracket.I wanted a size that fits a diameter of 3 cm."This size will fit !" you sure about that ? It looks a bit small "It will fit .Dont worry !" Upon fitting it to the bike frame it doesnt bloody fit.I had a delivery of floorboards arranged for yesterday AM.No delivery so we ring them up and they said the delivery was for today *sometime* when it damned well wasnt.

This type of thing happens all the time and i get tired of it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Wils on 06 March, 2009, 03:05:53 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"of people.A client this morning went *absolutely apeshit* because i used a fork from their kitchen to eat a pot noodle on the scaffolding and forgot to return it .This is after they said use the kitchen to make tea or coffee obviously using their cups and teaspoons etc etc.The use of the fork without returning it as soon as is apparently theft even though it was returned later.

To be fair, though "help yourself to tea and coffee" isn't the same as "help yourself to any cutlery to eat your dinner with". It wouldn't have taken much to ask first, would it? Just taking it and especially not returning it just shows a lack of respect for your client. Personally, I would've asked before taking it, then washed and returned it to the drawer as soon as I'd finished eating. Maybe I'm in the one with the skewed sense of other people's property, though?  :roll:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 06 March, 2009, 03:12:29 PM
Quote from: "Wils"Maybe I'm in the one with the skewed sense of other people's property, though?  :roll:

I think not.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 March, 2009, 03:30:03 PM
Was it a nice fork?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 06 March, 2009, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"I had a delivery of floorboards arranged for yesterday AM.No delivery so we ring them up and they said the delivery was for today *sometime* when it damned well wasnt.

This type of thing happens all the time and i get tired of it.

Whole other topic of discussion, but I was once in your shoes and I feel your pain!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 March, 2009, 05:34:22 PM
Quote from: "Wils"
Quote from: "peterwolf"of people.A client this morning went *absolutely apeshit* because i used a fork from their kitchen to eat a pot noodle on the scaffolding and forgot to return it .This is after they said use the kitchen to make tea or coffee obviously using their cups and teaspoons etc etc.The use of the fork without returning it as soon as is apparently theft even though it was returned later.

To be fair, though "help yourself to tea and coffee" isn't the same as "help yourself to any cutlery to eat your dinner with". It wouldn't have taken much to ask first, would it? Just taking it and especially not returning it just shows a lack of respect for your client. Personally, I would've asked before taking it, then washed and returned it to the drawer as soon as I'd finished eating. Maybe I'm in the one with the skewed sense of other people's property, though?  :roll:

You are absolutely right but there was no one to ask as usually they are out at work and i go through the flat to access the back of the building as per the arrangement.Usually coffee cups are returned and either washed up or left to one side along with their washing up.Anyway not so much lack of respect as it was more like an oversight but i thought it was a bit of an overreaction as everything had been very relaxed up until now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 07 March, 2009, 07:30:12 AM
...of my diet.

Last night's tea was grilled steak, baked beans and brussels sprouts followed by fruit.

Someone at Weightwatchers either has a sick sense of humour, or no sense of smell.

(parp!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 07 March, 2009, 09:22:15 AM
Quote from: "Wils"the one with the skewed sense of other people's property, though?  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 March, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
...today I've run out of things to complain about! At least until I get back to work on Tuesday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 March, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
The bakers/sandwich shop in the village where I work have decided to stop opening on a saturday morning, thus depriving me of my bacon and egg baguette for one morning a week (I don't have one on sunday either as part of my strict fitness regime).

I AM APOPLECTIC WITH RAGE!

I had thought about boycotting them in protest but there's no mileage in cutting off your nose to spite your face. And they do make an unparalleled fruit cake. And a very pleasing Victoria sponge.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 March, 2009, 04:33:24 PM
My local library, with which I'm currently conducting a passionate if self-destructive relationship, closes at 4.30 on a Saturday, and is closed all day Sunday.  How is a working stiff supposed to make use of the place?  Wouldn't it make more sense that (like museums and such) it was open at the weekend, and shut one other day during the week?  Or given that it's part of a local network of 7 maybe they could each take it in turn to be closed on a different day?  It is an utterly fabulous place, but I can't help think that your average taxpayer doesn't get much of return on their investment if they can't get to it most weeks...

I really don't have much to complain about, do I?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 07 March, 2009, 04:45:53 PM
Being open all day Saturday seems pretty decent to me. Ours are open until 8pm two nights a week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 07 March, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
I'm still trying to find one of my friends that wants to go to see Watchmen. Everyone of them has gone 'Huh, it's a comic...who wants to see a film about a comic?'.
At this rate I'll be doing a solo visit to see it.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: grimmy on 11 March, 2009, 12:21:10 PM
I m going to manchester th' nite to watch the watchmen on the imax wheeeee!
just had to brag! ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 11 March, 2009, 05:18:57 PM
... of builders.

I always end up paying them to do stuff when I could do far better myself. They all make out they are some kind of master craftsmen but turn out to have the delicate touch of the Thing from Fantastic Four.

And for every one thing they fix, they break one. Like the brand new fridge they just scratched. I said to the guy "it hasn't even been turned on."

Bloody clumsy lot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 11 March, 2009, 05:31:39 PM
QuoteI m going to manchester th' nite to watch the watchmen on the imax wheeeee!
just had to brag!

*Envy* Still trying to find someone who wants to see it. I think it's going to be Bouwel, a box of popcorn and an empty theatre on Saturday.
Or I may just go to see the film on my own ;)

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 March, 2009, 06:11:07 PM
QuoteI always end up paying them to do stuff when I could do far better myself.

You should dial 1800-peterwolf.  As long as you're not too attached to your teaspoons like. ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 March, 2009, 07:16:21 PM
Quote from: "grimmy"I m going to manchester th' nite to watch the watchmen on the imax wheeeee!
just had to brag! ;)
Toptip - Get the IMAX experience for less money by going to a normal cinema and just sitting at the front! 8-)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 March, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"... of builders.

I always end up paying them to do stuff when I could do far better myself. They all make out they are some kind of master craftsmen but turn out to have the delicate touch of the Thing from Fantastic Four.

And for every one thing they fix, they break one. Like the brand new fridge they just scratched. I said to the guy "it hasn't even been turned on."

Bloody clumsy lot.

The Guild Of Master Craftsmen and the Federation Of Master Builders or any of those trade associations are not to be taken seriously at all.They just pay a subscription/one off fee with no proof of competence or qualifications etc and in return they get sent some bumf and some stickers to stick on the side of their Vans.

Beware.

It doesnt matter to me as i am affiliated to English Heritage and endorsed/recommended by local authorities.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 11 March, 2009, 10:56:14 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"You should dial 1800-peterwolf.  As long as you're not too attached to your teaspoons like. ;)
Maybe a teaspoon, as a metalic object, qualifies as a tool and automatically ends up in the toolbox. You know how lightfingered they are: "Oh, that must be my tapemeasure and my screwdriver - oops, they ended up in my toolbox by 'accident'."

The amount of tools I've had nicked (or ruined) by builders is unbelievable. How they turn up without basic tools is beyond me.

Don't mean to offend any decent builders out there – but that is my only experience of them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 March, 2009, 07:51:30 AM
My mum was singing the praises of a guy who fixed her perpetually damp kitchen, right up to last week, when she decided to tackle the garden and discovered that he'd mixed cement in her barrow and all her buckets, and not bothered to wash them out afterwards.  (A hammer soon sorted that, but still).

That said, I had a great tiler in a while back and came home to find him sitting on his toolbox in the middle of the kitchen floor drinking tea from his flask - ignoring the tea/coffee, mug, biccies etc. that we'd left out for him - never mind the table and chairs.  "I don't like to impose", he said.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: grimmy on 12 March, 2009, 08:48:33 AM
I have seen it, its glorious, loved it, blown away. Silk Spectre...brrrowwwww!   :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 March, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
Because my Saturday night just went down the shitter. Right now, I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthday (who I fancy big time and who, apparently used to really fancy me - long story!) along with her sister and some young lesbians.

She texted me a short while ago to say that her sister and the lesbians have pulled out, she's in a bad mood and didn't think I'd enjoy an evening with just her and some new bloke she's started seeing (too right!). So not only has my Saturday night been cancelled, but my plans to get in her bed have suffered another fiendish setback.

So it's just me, the internet, the telly and some cans of Stella. Expect some rambling, pissed-off rants in a few hours!  :angry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 14 March, 2009, 09:30:14 PM
Shhhh, Dandontdare! For all you know the new bloke she's started seeing might be a fan of 2000ad and reading this right now!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 14 March, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
...because I've wasted another Saturday playing video games and staring at blank documents wondering why they aren't writing themselves.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 March, 2009, 09:38:52 PM
Quote from: "M.I.K."Shhhh, Dandontdare! For all you know the new bloke she's started seeing might be a fan of 2000ad and reading this right now!

If that's what he's doing right now, I'll be well chuffed, believe me!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 March, 2009, 10:59:28 PM
Quote from: "dandontdare"Right now, I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthdayalong with her sister and some young lesbians. So not only has my Saturday night been cancelled, but my plans to get in her bed have suffered another fiendish setback.
Sorry to hear your girls' night out went down the tubes. Your plans to get her into bed sound crowded.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 March, 2009, 11:15:20 PM
I'm not sure if her sister's a lesbian, or if the young  lesbians were just her mates, but you're right it's crowded. If I'd known she'd fancied me back then, thing's would be different, but I haven't given up hope. Most of the time in between, she was abroad with a German waste of space (no bias there) and now there's this new dude. Haven't met him yet. I'm sure he's sound, but must hate him.

Can you tell I've had those aforementioned Stellas? Best stop posting about her now before I say something I may regret!  :o
 Anyone read any good comics lately?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 March, 2009, 11:28:37 PM
i just rented and watched Outpost.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 March, 2009, 11:33:23 PM
you win
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 14 March, 2009, 11:39:39 PM
I bollixed dandontdare spot the thrill quiz by not spoilering the answers .


flip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 March, 2009, 11:49:26 PM
:lol:
it was only a prototype - by your freakilly accurate answers however , I'm guessing the concept needs to be used with more obscure pics. I guessed your mistake when I saw the first spoiler - no sweat mate!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 March, 2009, 12:10:19 AM
...I went to see Watchmen this morning, and as usual the theatre exhibited it slightly OUT OF FOCUS!!!! - FFS! - I know there's not a projectionist in the booth throughout the entire screening, but all it takes to get it in focus at the start is making sure the BBFC certificate and the opening titles are READABLE and not blurry. You couldn't even make out the title 'Under the Hood' along the spine of the two stacks of his autobiography in Hollis Mason's study. At least when most of what you're seeing on screen isn't static you don't notice the blurring until some text appears in shot.

And when we went into the theatre the volume was turned up too high - so high it was like being shouted at. And what's worse, 'Romeo and Juliet' by Dire Straits was playing over the speakers. I stuck my fingers in my ears but I could still hear it. I complained to the usher and she confirmed that the sound in several auditoria had been too loud this week, and she got it turned down to a comfortable level before the blurry feature started.

The final insult - some prick who didn't find theatrical exhibition of a feature film entertaining enough decided to enhance his enjoyment by listening to his i-pod at full volume throughout the film, of which we first became aware during the scene where Laurie is poking about in Dan's basement garage.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 15 March, 2009, 12:35:15 AM
Life Spugs because I'm not qualified to do the job I've been doing for the last 12 years. This from a spotty graduate who's been in my company five minutes. Apparently, if I agree to attend " several" training courses and seminars I should have all the relevant certificates within three years and will then be eligible fo salary review. This after a company wide review designed to make the system  fairer on everyone.

My response got me a warning added  to my file. Still, theres plenty of oom for i, what with the lack of scraps of worthless paper. Sorry, certificates.

And I couldn't do the Guess The Thrill.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 16 March, 2009, 07:34:51 PM
I love this thread- it's a hotbed of misery. The gift that keeps on giving!


...carry on...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 18 March, 2009, 05:04:11 PM
Clients are late to pay you, then when they need a favour such as their artwork being tweaked to new dimensions, expect you to jump to it immediately and not charge. Bah.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 18 March, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
I bust a rib last Thursday and am now seriously lacking sleep!
And it's fucken sair!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 March, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
EA's Dante Inferno exists. And now it's a film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79LSrzeh ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79LSrzehAHw&feature=related)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 March, 2009, 09:06:00 PM
...I've just completely fucked my bike not five minutes after giving it its first proper wash and oiling of the year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 March, 2009, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: "Banners"Clients are late to pay you, then when they need a favour such as their artwork being tweaked to new dimensions, expect you to jump to it immediately and not charge. Bah.
M@
And they need everything instantly but have endless time to then show it to their wives, friends, family for expert opinions that override your qualified advice, they think you are here to implement their endless ridiculous suggestions to chip away at what had the potential to be a decent piece of work, etc, etc!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 March, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
"James, can you come and see me on Saturday. We want to give you a thank you present for all your hard work, as you don't get any recognition for just getting on with the job all the time."

Translation: You are being laid off.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 19 March, 2009, 09:24:15 PM
Keep trying to arrange to see my daughter via my ex but keeps getting fobbed off :angry:  :angry:  :angry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 22 March, 2009, 03:01:18 AM
on monday i have to make seven members of staff redundent.
lay them off, decent package, but they dont know yet.

today i am working with them.tommorrow i will be saying sorry here is a cheque, good luck.

monday will not be a good day.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 March, 2009, 08:57:16 AM
Quotetoday i am working with them.tommorrow i will be saying sorry here is a cheque, good luck.

Yes, that is never fun.  It's one thing firing a gobshite for being useless (which is often ugly itself), but making good people redundant is one of the most unpleasant things I've ever had to do, and I used to clean shopping centre toilets for a living.  It's even worse when you get to know them and their families, have eaten in their houses and sent their kids birthday presents.  I've a another round of it coming up in a few weeks unless things change reet soon, and I'm waking in the night sweating over it.

And vzzbux:

QuoteKeep trying to arrange to see my daughter via my ex but keeps getting fobbed off

That would kill me in short order.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 March, 2009, 04:09:25 PM
my health club membership has run out.

i cant find 00000 size Windsor and Newton spotting brushes online or in shops.Theres every other F-ing size except 00000 though.

Doesnt anyone else on the planet use anything smaller than 000 size ?

The only answer is to go up to London to a specialist art shop.

"Its like 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife - its like meeting the man of my dreams and meeting his beautiful wife...."

Actually it would be the wife i would be more interested in anyway......
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 22 March, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf""Its like 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife - its like meeting the man of my dreams and meeting his beautiful wife...."


The only ironic part of that song is that not a single situation she sings about is ironic. They're all unfortunate.

Peter, did you try emailing Windsor and Newton direct to see where you can buy that brush from?

http://www.winsornewton.com/main.aspx?PageID=13 (http://www.winsornewton.com/main.aspx?PageID=13)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 22 March, 2009, 04:52:59 PM
On the cheery subject of redundancies, my company closed 200 branches late last year with 2000 staff losing their jobs. This year started with the announcement that any of the remaining branches not hitting targets would lose staff.

This wouldn't be so bad except that in our branch both the manager and assistant manager are incompetent in the extremis so no matter how hard the rest of us work we've got no chance. Bet they aren't the ones to go though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 March, 2009, 05:36:30 PM
Quote from: "worldshown"
Quote from: "peterwolf""Its like 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife - its like meeting the man of my dreams and meeting his beautiful wife...."


The only ironic part of that song is that not a single situation she sings about is ironic. They're all unfortunate.

Peter, did you try emailing Windsor and Newton direct to see where you can buy that brush from?

http://www.winsornewton.com/main.aspx?PageID=13 (http://www.winsornewton.com/main.aspx?PageID=13)

Thanks for your help and it did cross my mind to email them yesterday as a last resort .I cant imagine they dont make them anymore .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 22 March, 2009, 05:46:17 PM
Peter: What sort of effect are you trying to achieve? When I mask metal for etching I have to blank out very small areas so I have a few options that might work for you?

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 March, 2009, 05:53:56 PM
Quote from: "Bouwel"Peter: What sort of effect are you trying to achieve? When I mask metal for etching I have to blank out very small areas so I have a few options that might work for you?

-Bouwel-

I am inking in pencilled artwork in the style of a certain 2000ad artist and its the perfect brush for the job for smaller pieces that have lots of detail.I have one here but just wanted a few more.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 March, 2009, 05:57:11 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf""Its like 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife
I remember you saying you'd got the fork situation sussed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 22 March, 2009, 06:00:09 PM
Peter: Not sure if this is of any help:

//http://www.londongraphics.co.uk/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Cotman_All_purpose_Student_Quality_Brushes_215.html

I've bought these brushes before and found the quality 'OK'. I tend to use a Rotring Isograph when I need to go very small though.

Hope this helps.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 March, 2009, 07:46:15 PM
Quote from: "Bouwel"Peter: Not sure if this is of any help:

//http://www.londongraphics.co.uk/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Cotman_All_purpose_Student_Quality_Brushes_215.html

I've bought these brushes before and found the quality 'OK'. I tend to use a Rotring Isograph when I need to go very small though.

Hope this helps.

-Bouwel-

 Rotring pens are unsuitable for what i am trying to achieve here but they have their uses.

 The brush i have is already 20 yrs old but it has lots of life left in it yet as it is Sable.Sable is best for Signwriting as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 March, 2009, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: "House of Usher"
Quote from: "peterwolf""Its like 10,000 spoons when all i need is a knife
I remember you saying you'd got the fork situation sussed.

 :lol:  :lol:

Never had much use for multiple smileys before this!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 22 March, 2009, 10:58:06 PM
Heh.  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 23 March, 2009, 12:29:09 AM
I was attacked from behind last week. By two hoodies, with faces covered in hankerchiefs. They picked on the wrong person – I'm a black belt in karate. I put up a fight and eventually the savages ran away and I'm here, totally unscathed. The damn event keeps playing on my mind. So many what ifs. What if I didn't turn and react at that point? Christ, I might be in intensive care right now. The police were involved. No sign of the parasites, so case closed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tweak72 on 23 March, 2009, 01:04:02 PM
I have recently had to add some one to my foes list.

This saddens me because I have, in nearly 5 years found it unnecessary until now to kill file some one and have always thought that one should simply ignore who ever you don't get on with.

Sadly this week I have had to revise this opinion.

Which spugs.

A lot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 March, 2009, 01:30:18 AM
Nearly killed, but I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 March, 2009, 01:47:16 AM
I'm up and awake so I'll jump in where Tweak72 didn't (though I bet he meant to!): gosh SuperSurfer, effing scary. Well done for being so gaddam handy and for coming through unscathed (I presume). In the same situation I'd've had zero ability to defend myself. For my own safety I tend to rely on never being in the wrong place at the wrong time, which can only get you so far.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 March, 2009, 02:53:51 AM
Cheers House of Usher. And apologies people, for the last sarcy post. I just couldn't believe the viciousness of the attack. They actually tried to attack me from behind. No warning, nothing. Talk about skin of my teeth though. I am unscathed apart from a very minor knuckle bruise on my eyelid which is only visible when eye is closed (no swelling). But I did take enough punches to the cranium. Family are pleasantly surprised that I don't even look like I've been in a scrap. I dished out plenty and I think I bopped one of them good – he seemed to disappear at this stage. I hope that was the reason. It is true about seeing in tunnel vision. The problem was that I had to defend myself at arms length due to worry that they might've been tooled up with knives so I couldn't really go at them as I didn't want to walk into anything. I then actually tripped backwards and hit the deck as my trainer heel gripped the road. I managed to reposition and use the ground fighting techniques we have been taught – basically kick at their shins, knees etc. I think the last of the two attackers short circuited at this point and just didn't know what to do and legged it. Last actual fight I had was thirty years ago! Ironically, other than one incident the only hassle I have had as an adult has been on the way to or from karate classes. Guess I should heed the concerns of the Mrs after all these years and drive. The streets of London seem to be getting more and more dangerous at night. Think I'll report it to the local paper so others can try to keep a distance from those two psychos as no doubt they have done this before and will do it again. Where was Peterwolf to come to the rescue?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 March, 2009, 07:22:19 AM
Before the swelling ambition of a new father was crushed by relentless sleep deprivation, I promised that I'd see my then-newborn son learn some (any) form of martial art, just so he could be physically confident and have the ability to react appropriately to situations like that - in a way I never could.  It's occurred to me on and off since, but Supersurfer's post is a reminder that that wasn't as stupid an idea as all that.  Congrats on your reactions SS, and for dealing so well with the obvious after-effects - I'm off to look for local kids' classes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 24 March, 2009, 07:25:26 AM
I remember a lad I once new being jumped in a similar way at a bus stop. He did some sort of Jap-slapping thing (that's the term he used!) and tried it out on them. One of them had a Stanley knife and slashed him across the arms quite deeply before running off at the sight of blood.

SuperSurfer: That must have been terrible. If I was in a similar situation I'd have to resort to my own special defence methods. This involves whimpering and pleading not to be hurt! Glad you made it out of the situation OK, although obviously shocked.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tweak72 on 24 March, 2009, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"I was attacked from behind last week. By two hoodies, with faces covered in hankerchiefs. They picked on the wrong person – I'm a black belt in karate. I put up a fight and eventually the savages ran away and I'm here, totally unscathed. The damn event keeps playing on my mind. So many what ifs. What if I didn't turn and react at that point? Christ, I might be in intensive care right now. The police were involved. No sign of the parasites, so case closed.

Quote from: "SuperSurfer"Nearly killed, but I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking.

Sorry SuperSurfer I didn't realise the gravity of your post as I got to 'totally unscathed' thought all was well. As I have never hit any one but have had a few mates who have I forget that it is not like the movies (unless you like fighting. when it is exactly like the movies. Until there are 12 of them one with a metal bar) and that for those who can fight but would preferred not to it a failed mugging can be as traumatic as being mugged successfully.

Just remember what an army pal of mine once said:

"When you are in a scrap you don't have time to think about the 'what ifs' because when you do you tend to get punched by some c*nt because your not paying attention. And when you win it's the same. You shouldn't waste your time thinking about the 'what ifs'. You won. That's it. Move on. Other wise the next time you are in a scarp you tend to waste time thinking and then some c*nt punches you in the face when he should be picking his f*ching teeth up. Pint"?

I don' quite know what he meant but it may help  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 24 March, 2009, 09:31:39 AM
nasty incident there. lucky you where handy at such things.

myself i always RUN. unless my son or wife may be hurt, then it would be dont stop until they dont/cant get up again.
i realise how lucky  i am to live in such a safe society when i hear such things as that post.

singapore, lowest crime rate in the world for a developed nation they say.(low crime does not mean no crime) just that you can walk home at night with a rolex on. which is very comforting.
your incident makes me realise i should post upon the lifes good thread. may you you never in such a postion again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 March, 2009, 10:53:55 AM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"The streets of London seem to be getting more and more dangerous at night.
How did I know you were going to say this happened in London? I were in that London recently and felt perfectly safe walking along the Embankment from Vauxhall Bridge to Lambeth Bridge at 4am. It's well lit and pretty busy 24 hrs a day. I wouldn't want to live in London though.

Cardiff feels pretty safe at night. Most of the violent crime here tends to be caused by drunken idiots in the town centre who don't know when to start walking home at a brisk pace.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 March, 2009, 01:01:01 PM
QuoteMost of the violent crime here tends to be caused by drunken idiots in the town centre

Bloody Torchwood.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 March, 2009, 01:12:14 PM
Thanks for the comments guys. I am the first person to cross over the road if I see a group of dodgy looking types. And given the chance, I would've legged it. Unfortunately that was not an option this time. They appeared round a bend in the road walking towards me just a few paces away so I couldn't walk around them. As paths were crossed by a few paces they ran at me. I heard a few footsteps and saw their shadows coming towards me as my spider sense was tingling. I turned and they were right there.  

The way I have always seen it is that doing martial arts doesn't mean that someone can do a Nite Owl and Silk Spectre on attackers. It might be that one correct block, that slightest tilt of the head that might in the end be what makes the difference so one can go home with all teeth intact. Totally agree with your army mate Tweak72. A lot of the techniques seemed to go out of the window and it turned out to be just punching. I have heard enough tales of people who do martial arts who have received a kicking. I knew of a Tae Kwon Do guy who was in the reserve British Olympics team way back. He did two spectacular kicks and knocked down two attackers but he wasn't trained to do damage but to score points. So they just picked themselves up and gave him a kicking.

As my instructor says, martial arts are an "equaliser". That was just a day in the life for those scumbags. They must be beating up people every week. But we have grown up being mild mannered and trying to avoid trouble at all costs. They can turn on the aggression and go up to number four in an instance. So by training hard we try to make up for some of that difference.

I actually live in a good area but it changes at night. I get the impression that trouble makers come from further out, thinking they can find easy pickings here.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 24 March, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
Good work Supes. Pinch yourself, still alive? Aah, great feeling that.

I think the nice areas are getting a credit crunch knocking as, in South Boho Manchester, there have been a spate of musicians targeted. Two of whom are in my band. 2200 pounds losses. 1000quid damages. IMHO the city centres are so cluttered with surviellence that the honest crimbollock is moving his/her hunting grounds to the outer business districts.

The drummer, who had a snare drum and stands nicked, was feeling eyes on his gear when he put them in the car. He hides them in the boot so he's sure they've been scoping him in the action. Marshall amp was lost, from the guitarist's car, too. Grief !

The drummer felt his instincts tell him to take the stuff back into the pub, but overrode them by telling himself he was being paranoid. Shame really, next time he'll know to listen to his maturing intuition.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 March, 2009, 02:13:43 PM
The south Manchester gangs are definitely back in action  after the last crackdown and brief lull. The Cavendish in Hulme has followed the Arch by closing down due to the threats of protection gangs, and almost very bar in Chorlton has been turned over recently by closing-time robberies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 24 March, 2009, 05:12:04 PM
QuoteThe south Manchester gangs

We made the mistake of going to a pub in Stockport the other week instead of the city center.

My god, talk about having to form a defensive ring around the car while we rushed into the pub one at a time! We had exactly one drink then ran bck to the car and sped to the city center. Rarely have I felt so at risk in a city, especially Manchester (Eccles came close though).

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 March, 2009, 09:38:40 PM
Words fail me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvcwQEF ... re=popular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvcwQEFKAI&feature=popular)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 March, 2009, 12:42:16 PM
Quote from: "Bouwel"We made the mistake of going to a pub in Stockport the other week instead of the city center.
My god, talk about having to form a defensive ring around the car while we rushed into the pub one at a time! We had exactly one drink then ran bck to the car and sped to the city center. Rarely have I felt so at risk in a city, especially Manchester (Eccles came close though).
-Bouwel-
Reminds me of a tv programme I once saw: 'Britain's hardest pubs' or something like that. Amazing how some of those chumps take it as a real insult if a stranger dares to drink in their local and got forgive, makes the mistake of sitting on some hardnut's favourite stool.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 March, 2009, 12:59:58 PM
God Stockport.

No thank you.

"You lookin at my pint ?"

When i used to spend time in the Lake District the house i used to live in was just outside Cockermouth and Cockermouth is not really a fun place to be on Friday and Saturday nights because of the local geezer population.Very aggressive and my time there did not pass without incident.

In the end it was easier to go and eat out instead in the local Italian or drink at home than to be stared out by aggressive interbred locals or solve territorial disputes outside the pub.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 March, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
Tesco's coming to town.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 March, 2009, 08:11:00 PM
Spandau Ballet reunion.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 25 March, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
Well must say 'Thank grud 'for supersurfers prompt reaction to a very nasty situation. Thank grud too he came through it fairly unscathed.

I bought a shaver this week.£40 it cost. Got home. No bloody shaver in the box. Crap. :angry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 March, 2009, 08:45:08 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"Words fail me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvcwQEF ... re=popular (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvcwQEFKAI&feature=popular)
In the prevailing attitude to social problems, the United States is practically a third world country.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 25 March, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
Well done supersurfer ! I think the recurring thoughts of the attack will hopefully fade in time. And  even though they must have thought they had the drop on you they got a nasty surprise. So good for you!

Life spugs though as I have to go to Acton and I'm lazy and don't want to go. Boo.

on another note the Yanks are mad. probably some congressman thought feeding the poor smacks of "socialism". :evil:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 March, 2009, 10:11:18 PM
Quote from: "Zarjazzer"probably some congressman thought feeding the poor smacks of "socialism". :evil:
[nerd mode]It was a city ordinance, so it comes from the Mayor and City Hall rather than Congress.[/nerd mode]
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 March, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
I have just had my budget for plastering a loft conversion slashed by 50% which means that what would have been an easy 1000 quid after a weeks work reduced to 500 instead .

Bollox.

2 chippys who were going to get 600 quid for 2 days work for fitting a staircase are going to find that life spugs for them as well because i am going to do it myself instead.

Stupid F -ed up economy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 26 March, 2009, 09:52:05 PM
Got some great news at work today. Two members of staff are for the chop. Manager kept everyone after clocking off time to give us the news. Thing is, he doesn't actually know who's on the shortlist  until tomorrow so he decided to give everyone on the staff a night of panic before. Quite why he couldn't wait until tomorrow and restrict the misery a little I don't know
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 March, 2009, 01:42:52 AM
My main client at the moment is playing hide and go seek. I made some basic errors: working for a 'friend' and not asking for money up front. My (now former it seems) friend, though initially seemingly okay appears to be constantly overruled by his overbearing yet equal partner who is awkward, obstructive and rather than going with any of my advice seems to think he is in some sort of a competition with me. He has himself tried to come up with a 'logo' which is so pathetic I can't imagine a child would come up with something so stupid. I won't go into details here as these guys search around the web looking for reasons why they shouldn't accept my solutions and with sods law and knowing them, they might find this comment.

So spent some of today trying to make progress with my CV, for what it's worth in this climate. Heck, I'm the idiot who walked from his job voluntarily last year on the grounds of wanting to keep my sanity.

Oh, thanks IAMTHESYSTEM and Zarjazzer for your comments.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: radiator on 27 March, 2009, 10:12:17 PM
...I've managed to pick up some sort of nasty virus, which means I can't leave the flat, eat or work (not as good as it sounds, as I don't get sick pay), am stranded in the flat alone as my girlfriend has gone away for the weekend, and am spending my time either lying on the sofa, on the shitter or in some weird half-sleep mode where my mind is beset by feverish visions and nightmares.

I was supposed to be out tonight, but since I have to stay in, I was planning on consoling myself with watching QI and Not Going Out - but found out they've both finished their series. Ah well, at least there should be some choice Dredd and Dante to look forward to in the morning!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 March, 2009, 05:04:31 PM
I too have picked up a nasty virus, or rather my PC has. It's some sort of trojan that bombards me with "update your security" popups before freezing up. Nearly lost my prog review post, but thank the lord for Firefox's "restore previous session" option, managed to recover and post it. Getting mighty fed up of going through a painful 10 minute shutdown and reboot, followed by 10 minutes of surfing before the bastard goes down again! Norton seems unable to get rid of the nasty little thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 March, 2009, 05:32:04 PM
It's becoming increasingly apparent that I will have to murder my brother before his rampant idiocy and selfishness collapses the universe into a douchetard singularity.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 30 March, 2009, 04:36:30 PM
I have just spent the last hour contacting everywhere I have pre-orders and direct debits with because Barclaycard have advised me my card has been compromised and somebody has just bought £30 of mobile phone credit with it.

I really could have done without this but I'm impressed that they picked it up so quick. I know someone who was done for about £3,000 before their bank contacted them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 31 March, 2009, 07:40:27 PM
My daughter was rushed into hospital last night with what appears to be a severe case of croupe and is now on a ventilator in the ICU. My heads up my arse at the moment so I am pottering on the internet to keep my mind busy before I get some needed sleep. We've been told it is very rare that a baby with croupe ends up in this condition. Its horrible being so helpless.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 31 March, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
wow mate, that puts just about everybody else's little problems, especially mine, into perspective.

I'm thinking good thoughts and beaming positive vibes for your little'un, stay strong.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 31 March, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
Hope things turn out good for you dude, I'm sure they will.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 31 March, 2009, 08:02:16 PM
Hope everything turns out for the best V. Give her a hug from all of us.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 March, 2009, 08:11:24 PM
Och, the poor wee girl.  Wishing you all all the best, Vzzbux, I'm sure she'll be sorted soon, but there's nothing worse than waiting helplessly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 31 March, 2009, 09:07:55 PM
Bloody hell, sorry to hear that mate. Puts my woes to shame. Hope she's better soonest
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 31 March, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
I hope things turn out well for you and your child, V.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 31 March, 2009, 09:58:20 PM
I was just about to put down something quite trivial until I read V's post. Hope everything goes okay for her and all the best to the both of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 31 March, 2009, 10:34:24 PM
My girlfriend had that in 1972. They had to fill the room with steam, and she wasn't to be allowed to cry at all. She sends her best wishes. I send mine too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 31 March, 2009, 10:48:49 PM
I echo all the previous hopes for the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 31 March, 2009, 11:17:59 PM
Yes, me too. Hang in there, V. Every parent can imagine how helpless you feel right now.  :(

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 April, 2009, 08:15:52 AM
I thank everyone who had left a kind word and all those who are thinking one.
They still have her sedated and on paralysis.
The hardest thing is trying to keep my son's routine in place and not break down.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 April, 2009, 09:23:48 AM
Horrible still, Vzz.
My two boys both had it at one time or another- though not as severe as this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 April, 2009, 11:57:57 AM
So sorry to hear about your daughter's illness vzzbux. My thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 02 April, 2009, 04:56:52 PM
...I'm still waiting for this week's prog. Yes, non subscribers will likely receive their issue before me. (An email to Denise me thinks. )
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 April, 2009, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: "vzzbux"I thank everyone who had left a kind word and all those who are thinking one.
They still have her sedated and on paralysis.
The hardest thing is trying to keep my son's routine in place and not break down.






V

Hope all is well ?


...i have been plasterboarding a loft space all day.You cant just slam sheets of board up and fix them.Each piece has to be cut and measured individually as none of the rafters are equally spaced out and centred correctly and it was pissing me off at times as was the music playlist on Radio 2 today with godawful manufactured R+B Shite like Beyonce among others as well as listening to the Dribblings of Will Hutton and Peter Mandelson on Jeremy Vine.

A thoroughly unpleasent time really.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 April, 2009, 08:24:32 PM
Quote...manufactured R+B Shite like Beyonce

Speak not ill of my future mistress!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 April, 2009, 05:10:53 PM
..i am trying to find or think of a name for a website and everything i think of has already been taken by someone else.

So far  anyway ....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 April, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
I note that most WolfWaffle domains are free?  HairyOnTheInside?  WolfInTheFold? Caniservative.com?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 04 April, 2009, 06:33:32 PM
www.ricardolupus.co.uk (http://www.ricardolupus.co.uk) ?

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 April, 2009, 07:15:18 PM
:D  :idea: !! Thanks for the suggestions but its a shared website with other contributors but it doesnt really matter as long as the name is unique.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 April, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
Pack Politics?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 05 April, 2009, 04:51:36 PM
Life spugs because... I've been out of work for 7 months, my entire savings have been run dry, i have no personal internet connection, no home (living in a shoebox in my sisters house), can't even get a job cleaning toilets, and worst of all....
....NO TOOTH OR MEG FOR 7 MONTHS!
Thats 7 months of cold, boring, nothing-ness, lemme tell you!


Still, as reading this thread has proven, things could be so much worse. My thoughts are with you, Vzzz.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 April, 2009, 08:50:52 AM
Tha computer virus I mentioned earlier still has my home pc paralysed and it's really starting to hack me off (I'm typing this at work, so add '8am Saturday shifts at Easter' to the list of spugginess!)

I've downloaded step by step instructions for removal from the symantec website but the bastard machine keps freezing and crashing before I can complete them, and I can't find the registry entries I'm supposed to delete. This is the first real computer problem I've had and it just serves to highlight my depth of ignorance about how this Magic Box actually works. I don't understand nuffink!

Any advice hivemind?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 11 April, 2009, 09:09:30 AM
Not sure how to get rid of your virus but I'd recommedn you ionstall AVG  anti-virus

It's free and is really good

it might even get rid of that virus for you. A PC at a job I had had a virus and after I managed to install AVG and run a scan it cleared the crap right out of it

//http://free.avg.com/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 April, 2009, 09:20:19 AM
cheers, might give that a go. Norton manages to detect the virus on a scan but fails to remove it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 11 April, 2009, 05:54:58 PM
Quoteso add '8am Saturday shifts at Easter' to the list of spugginess!

I share your pain; 7 a.m. 'till 4 for me today.

Ugh. I feel as if something very heavy has sat on me.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 April, 2009, 06:02:35 PM
Shadow of the Colossus: The Movie. Same writer as Chun-Li movie.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 April, 2009, 07:57:15 PM
Easter Sunday is the last ever boot fair at Brighton station car park.It has been going for 27 years.This is because of the Dickheads at Southern Rail who sold off all of their car park to developers.

End of an era and it was the best boot fair ever.

 :cry: and GGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 12 April, 2009, 03:30:35 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"Shadow of the Colossus: The Movie. Same writer as Chun-Li movie.
I don't even understand how you could make a film of SotC.

On the bright side, I see the Tekken movie has the director of Free WIlly 2 at the helm and Luke Goss (who was surprisingly good in Blade 2) as as it's biggest star.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 April, 2009, 08:23:14 PM
there was a builder working next door who decided to empty a bucket full of watered down paint into the drain in the centre of the courtyard which didnt all go down the drain but was left spilt out all over the brick pavers around the drain  which of course has dried making it very difficult to remove .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 April, 2009, 01:55:25 AM
Today I spent about an hour trying to scrape some grease or some sort of muck a munce-brained builder left on a tiled surface in my bog. Nice one, Einstein **** for brains.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 April, 2009, 10:42:20 AM
The house of multiple occupancy on the corner of my street that looks a complete mess that is owned by a cowboy south london property company is a problem.They applied for planning to extend the back of it and planning did not give them consent to build the extension as it was ongoing.I got a letter through asking what i think about the planned extension.The fuckers have gone ahead and built it without planning anyway.There is a back garden that i overlook that is owned by the property company that now looks like a bombsite.A disgrace.The chinese workers who built it have gone home.

Delicata Properties = Fucking C**** .  "No DHSS".

Time to kick some ass on monday.

Fuckers.

GGrrrrrrrr.........
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 April, 2009, 11:52:38 AM
I'm enjoying these dispatches about the lack of attention and consideration shown by builders, especially when they come from people who themselves have a professional interest in construction. I always like an insider's view; it sounds less like nimby whingeing then!

I'm glad to say I haven't had to have the builders in for a while (although the reason why is I've had neither the time nor the money!), but all the builders I use do a terrific job. I'm also glad to say there's no building work going on in properties adjacent to mine. Those upset by minor acts of vandalism will be aghast to learn that the owner of the house next door, who tarted up the property in the hope of selling but has since given up and moved tenants in again to weather the storm, decided it was a good idea to give that house's Victorian glazed porch tiles a fresh coat of white gloss!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 April, 2009, 02:59:39 PM
Quote..decided it was a good idea to give that house's Victorian glazed porch tiles a fresh coat of white gloss!

Aaaaaarrrrghhhh!  Personally I blame the Honourable Kirsty Allsopp (who is clearly the grown-up version of Ann from the Famous Five, and despite a certain distinct horsiness gives the impression that she'd probably be heaps of fun in bed.... Position, position, position).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 April, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
"..decided it was a good idea to give that house's Victorian glazed porch tiles a fresh coat of white gloss!"

 MMmmmmm.....Lovely.

 I have no need to use other builders as i do everything myself apart from plumbing and electrics.Life is so much easier that way.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 18 April, 2009, 05:07:57 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"I have no need to use other builders as i do everything myself apart from plumbing and electrics.Life is so much easier that way.
Yup. Better off that way. I never win. I get people in then get fed up and go through phases of doing the work myself. But then what with being busy it takes me over two months to install a lav and concealed cistern. The final result ends up just as I would like it but it takes too long. So following that I get builders in but after a couple of days I realise I have to oversee them so I loose time from work anyway by being there.

Guess in the end you have to pay top dollar and get the best people in. But where are they? I worked for a big organisation and they have been in a brand spanking new building for last few years. It has been featured in architecture magazines and Kevin McCloud the geeza off Grand Designs was at the official opening. But the quality of workmanship in the finishing in places is absolutely atrocious. And the building refurb was designed by top notch architects.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 April, 2009, 06:36:39 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"I do everything myself apart from plumbing and electrics.Life is so much easier that way.

So do I. Everything except plumbing and electrics. And plastering. And roofing, should I ever need any roofing done.  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 April, 2009, 11:56:16 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"
Quote..decided it was a good idea to give that house's Victorian glazed porch tiles a fresh coat of white gloss!

Aaaaaarrrrghhhh!  Personally I blame the Honourable Kirsty Allsopp (who is clearly the grown-up version of Ann from the Famous Five, and despite a certain distinct horsiness gives the impression that she'd probably be heaps of fun in bed.... Position, position, position).

 "Oh you are so awfully mature Julian !"

 Just slap her on the arse but mind she doesnt kick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 April, 2009, 03:53:13 AM
..i have stayed up way too late partly because i was trying to complete a mission on a computer game which i really shouldnt be doing .

Anyway the first attempt failed.

The second attempt failed because of bad luck.

The third attempt was a success except after rushing back to HQ within 5 minutes to save it and after wiping out all the ground based forces and entering the HQ that i just saved in time i walk through the door and somehow the disc doesnt read properly and it freezes and i cant continue.


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..................
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Satanist on 21 April, 2009, 10:20:09 AM
...After already having a week off unpaid the place I work now wants me take a further 3 weeks before the year is out. Bloody recession.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 April, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
....of Builders .

 (//http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z122/peterwolf_album/Photo46.jpg)

 The picture is 2 of the 4 screws that i found here at home that were fixing a door lining to the studwork inside the wall.No wonder the fucking thing is moving and needs refixing.Not to mention the doorstop that was fixed with screws that had burred heads that couldnt be unscrewed so instead i had to attack the doorstop with a hammer and chisel that has made a mess of the doorframe and created more work and making good .

It just beggars belief.



I cannot express in words without going into a tirade of foul language how much i despise these incompetent fucking morons that pass themselves off as builders.Really they all belong in factories out of the way.

Useless incompetent shitheads that have no know how and no pride in their work.

I dont like them as people very much as people either.

Next time i move i will buy a wreck and do all the work myself because i dont trust anyone else.

Sick of it.

Best stop typing .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: radiator on 23 April, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
... my Xbox 360 passed away peacefully this morning, aged 18 and a half (months) - due to complications arising from RROD syndrome - just after I got Left 4 Dead as well, the bastard.

A moments silence please.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 April, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"....of Builders .

 (//http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z122/peterwolf_album/Photo46.jpg)

 The picture is 2 of the 4 screws that i found here at home that were fixing a door lining to the studwork inside the wall.No wonder the fucking thing is moving and needs refixing.Not to mention the doorstop that was fixed with screws that had burred heads that couldnt be unscrewed so instead i had to attack the doorstop with a hammer and chisel that has made a mess of the doorframe and created more work and making good .

It just beggars belief.



I cannot express in words without going into a tirade of foul language how much i despise these incompetent fucking morons that pass themselves off as builders.Really they all belong in factories out of the way.

Useless incompetent shitheads that have no know how and no pride in their work.

I dont like them as people very much as people either.

Next time i move i will buy a wreck and do all the work myself because i dont trust anyone else.

Sick of it.

Best stop typing .

at least they didn't borrow your fork...
 :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 April, 2009, 07:25:40 PM
That really is a dynamic pose. You can feel the pent-up anger. It screams "look AT THESE! LOOK at THESE! The FUCKERS!!". It's almost too dynamic to be a quick snap and would suggest it would make a great cover to the prog.

But please, do your flies up!

;-)

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 April, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
Quote from: "SpookyTheCat"That really is a dynamic pose. You can feel the pent-up anger. It screams "look AT THESE! LOOK at THESE! The FUCKERS!!". It's almost too dynamic to be a quick snap and would suggest it would make a great cover to the prog.

But please, do your flies up!

:lol:

 I didnt even notice that !

 I was angry at the time of taking the picture which was just now.These idiots just drive me mad and i lose patience with them.

Also its because i am a bit of a perfectionist and i hate sloppy work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 April, 2009, 07:44:48 PM
I just thought you were doing a very cheap and crap impersonation of Wolverine Pete ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 April, 2009, 09:08:51 PM
And Pete. Stop chewing your fingernails.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 April, 2009, 01:00:38 AM
... of management committees of flats.

Endless arguments. Never ending meetings and AGMs with people who it seems have never been in professional situations where they have to wait their turn to talk and stick to the point. No, they try to use it as an opportunity to rant for ever. Driving me nuts. Agreements made then ignored. Old ground constantly revisited. People not wanting to pay for professional work, offering to do tasks themselves then not doing them. Begrudging using professionals to organise renovation and thinking they can do it. And then making the crapiest recommendations for renovations using naff tosh from DIY stores. I chaired the last meeting and some commented I was firm but fair. I managed to keep a lid on things and prevent the arguments and people storming out, as is the usual scenario. Now the bickering continues by email. Oh, brother!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 April, 2009, 09:39:17 AM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"... of management committees of flats.

Endless arguments. Never ending meetings and AGMs with people who it seems have never been in professional situations where they have to wait their turn to talk and stick to the point. No, they try to use it as an opportunity to rant for ever. Driving me nuts. Agreements made then ignored. Old ground constantly revisited. People not wanting to pay for professional work, offering to do tasks themselves then not doing them. Begrudging using professionals to organise renovation and thinking they can do it. And then making the crapiest recommendations for renovations using naff tosh from DIY stores. I chaired the last meeting and some commented I was firm but fair. I managed to keep a lid on things and prevent the arguments and people storming out, as is the usual scenario. Now the bickering continues by email. Oh, brother!

These people always think that they know everything.

Not sure if that is preferable to being ripped off by property professionals [property management] instead who constantly bill you for doing nothing or imposing their own cowboys onto you for redecoration etc.

Property management people are scum in my opinion and i refuse to deal with them anymore for any reason because i detest them.Complete tossers in their cheap suits.

£100 quid charge to change a lightbulb.

They can all fuck off because i will never buy a flat for the above reasons.

No way.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 April, 2009, 04:45:00 PM
Yeah Peterwolf, you can't win with flats. I know someone who needs to cough up £20K for renovations to his block! By order of the management group. And there is no arguing with that.

I mean getting professionals such as a surveyor to draw up a spec and make all the correct recommendations regarding regulations such as whether glass needs to be changed, fire alarms, lighting, regs regarding carpets etc. They all seem to know an expert who tells them what we need to do. Problem is, none of these experts are coming to the same conclusions. Or they get quotes but they can't be compared because they make odd requests such as asking the tiler to include in his price filling in the walls etc etc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 April, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
I am never going near flats ever as i simply have seen far too much.

The only way i would consider it is if i could trouble shoot the management and find out if any money was being wasted or if the residents were being overcharged and that kind of thing and then after that would insist that i did the maintenance myself or oversee any work being done by others.

I have known instances of property management companies dipping into others maintenance funds without their consent.

I used to have to deal with them because i was given maintenance contracts but i am moving into the Heritage sector so hopefully that will be that.

Then this leads to surveyors reports etc .Again there have been instances were the surveyors reports and specs etc were just rubbish and i have had to do my own survey and rewrite it and disregard the surveyors specs as they were either completely wrong or were overspecifying or the materials that were specified in the original survey were completely inappropriate.

Its just aggravation that i dont need.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 April, 2009, 04:40:28 PM
... our car packed in. We are to blame as we just didn't look after it. Didn't regularly check the oil or anything else for that matter. Would go weeks without using it. So long that the battery would keep going flat. Oil light flashed on, warning bleeps. Added oil. Car ground to a halt. Needed it as we are planning move very soon and were hoping to do a car boot sale.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 April, 2009, 10:44:20 PM
...it remains to be seen wether life spugs yet ....About 6 weeks ago i rented a DVD which was the last time i switched on the DVD player since tonight.I just opened the disc tray and found the disc i rented 6 weeks ago still in the disc tray which means i only returned an empty box.

So this means that i have possibly got an overdue fine that totals 126 quid even possibly more.

I havent heard anything from the shop about it .Its possible they might think they have lost it themselves ?

Anyway i will return it and hope for the best and escape the fine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 26 April, 2009, 05:13:08 PM
Life spugs right, because, my f**cking neighbours come home drunk from about 6pm to midnight onwards almost every night making massive amounts of noise, either arguing or listening/SINGING ALONG to take twat till 2-3am, banging and creating a constantly aggravated atmosphere . THEN, when I strum my guitar for fifteen minutes on a Sunday around 3pm at a moderate volume and rehearse/write songs, they have the f**king gaul to start complaining via the banging of doors and grumpy rumblings.

I'm gonna start calling the cops every time their noise reaches my ears. They have no carpets and lttle furniture. So its also a f**king echo chamber down there.

VEry, disappointing. You know when some couple is acting constantly disfunctional and you bite your tongue hoping they'll see the error of their ways but they never do? Then you find you're arguing with your spouse because of the frustration that's been pent up by living next to (above in my case)the inconsiderate selfish b*stards? F**king assholes. I hate them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 April, 2009, 06:08:32 PM
Yesterday I lost a pound coin, a pen and a bus ticket and for some reason this felt like the end of the fucking world.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 26 April, 2009, 06:30:07 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"Yesterday I lost a pound coin, a pen and a bus ticket and for some reason this felt like the end of the fucking world.

It's symptomatic of the hollow emptiness of your nihilistic existence. Probably best to end it all now -- it's only going to get worse.

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 April, 2009, 06:45:44 PM
I should also point out that the plus side in this situation was that I had to take a highly enjoyable walk home.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 April, 2009, 10:33:57 PM
Quote from: "Krombasher"Life spugs right, because, my f**cking neighbours come home drunk from about 6pm to midnight onwards almost every night making massive amounts of noise, either arguing or listening/SINGING ALONG to take twat till 2-3am, banging and creating a constantly aggravated atmosphere . THEN, when I strum my guitar for fifteen minutes on a Sunday around 3pm at a moderate volume and rehearse/write songs, they have the f**king gaul to start complaining via the banging of doors and grumpy rumblings.

I'm gonna start calling the cops every time their noise reaches my ears. They have no carpets and lttle furniture. So its also a f**king echo chamber down there.

VEry, disappointing. You know when some couple is acting constantly disfunctional and you bite your tongue hoping they'll see the error of their ways but they never do? Then you find you're arguing with your spouse because of the frustration that's been pent up by living next to (above in my case)the inconsiderate selfish b*stards? F**king assholes. I hate them.

Go to the local council and talk to the dept that deals with noise nuisance/abatement/anti social behaviour and file a formal complaint and they will deal with it but in the meantime keep a diary of events but dont attack them over it under any circumstance as it may harm your case in the long term.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 April, 2009, 11:38:21 PM
Are those lime burns on your fingers, Pete?  ;)
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Post by: Shokker_Skreema on 26 April, 2009, 11:43:08 PM
Went down on a bird and noticed a small ball of rolled-up 'bleached' pink toilet paper amongst her pubes!
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Post by: johnnystress on 27 April, 2009, 09:57:48 AM
nice
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 April, 2009, 10:11:11 AM
Quote from: "House of Usher"Are those lime burns on your fingers, Pete?  ;)

Its just rough skin that you get from doing physical work plus i had just been skimming ceilings so i had plaster all over hands and it does dry the skin out a bit but it goes away after a few days.I get cuts quite often as well so i always have a roll of silver gaffer tape which is my first aid kit to wrap over any cuts.

I have had lime burns before but the worst is burns from Caustic Soda as i still have the scars from the time when a pair of rubber gloves had holes in when i was using caustic soda.Its a very aggressive Alkaline so you have to neutralise where it has burnt the skin with strong vinegar.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 April, 2009, 11:05:36 AM
QuoteWent down on a bird and noticed a small ball of rolled-up 'bleached' pink toilet paper amongst her pubes!

Ah well, at least she wipes, and welcome to the board, my good man.  Although I suspect this more properly belongs in the "Life is sort of okay..." thread, due to its somewhat mixed content...

QuoteYesterday I lost a pound coin, a pen and a bus ticket and for some reason this felt like the end of the fucking world.
Now this I can empathise with.  Yesterday after cocking-up a perfectly nice espresso I went to empty the drip tray from my beloved coffee maker and found the only sink blocked with a full basin.  End of the fucking world is about right - cue hours of maudlin self-loathing and nasty bickering. And for what, a 2 second inconvenience?  The human brain is a bizarre thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 27 April, 2009, 11:56:29 AM
My lovely seaside weekend is over and I'm travelling back to Nottingham in the rain. Back to work tomorrow for the remaining three weeks of my notice. Not really feeling the motivation, to be honest ...

Bah.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 April, 2009, 11:59:51 AM
That's three weeks of sabotage!
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Post by: WoD on 28 April, 2009, 03:37:44 PM
or actually when someone tries to blame you and you didn't do it...grrrr....
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Post by: Dandontdare on 28 April, 2009, 04:17:20 PM
you can steal a lot of stationery in three weeks, Jim  :D
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Post by: Banners on 05 May, 2009, 01:51:34 PM
I desperately needed something printed on A3 so went to Kwall-Kwik, Prontaprint and a local independent digital printer and NONE of them have an SD card reader, but only accept CD-ROM. What is this - 1994?

Crazy - it's not like an add-on card reader is even expensive and most PCs have had them as standard for years. Surely I can't be the first person who has ever taken these guys an SD card?

One shop not having a card reader I could understand - that's their bad. But three separate businesses offering a walk-in 'while-u-wait' service dealing in digital data, and not one able to read an SD card...!?!

Argh!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 05 May, 2009, 03:04:36 PM
You have my sympathies. They all have while-u-wait... Right up until the point that you tell them you don't just want a picture of your dog on a t-shirt.

I had a printers near me that couldn't read .psd files. Shortly after dealing with a 'webmaster' for a very large company who couldn't open a pdf...

And they still get paid  :shock:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 May, 2009, 08:14:09 PM
Someone put the cat's bowl in the dishwasher without emptying it first and everything got filthy. I suspect this was done intentionally.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 07 May, 2009, 03:29:30 PM
I recently did some corporate design work for a big public sector company. They loved what I did, paid, and everyone was happy.

I've just been sent an e-mail from an insider showing my idea completely nicked for another event by the same company. I know, I know, it happens all the time. But it doesn't make it any easier to stomach.

Thieving gets.   :x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buddy on 07 May, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
Quote from: "Banners"I desperately needed something printed on A3 so went to Kwall-Kwik, Prontaprint and a local independent digital printer and NONE of them have an SD card reader, but only accept CD-ROM. What is this - 1994?

Crazy - it's not like an add-on card reader is even expensive and most PCs have had them as standard for years. Surely I can't be the first person who has ever taken these guys an SD card?

One shop not having a card reader I could understand - that's their bad. But three separate businesses offering a walk-in 'while-u-wait' service dealing in digital data, and not one able to read an SD card...!?!

Argh!!!!!!

Ah... I see a gap in the market there!

You should open the 'Walk in while u wait SD card reader friendly digital print' shop.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buddy on 07 May, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
Quote from: "dandontdare"I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthday (who I fancy big time and who, apparently used to really fancy me - long story!) along with her sister and some young lesbians.

That sounds like a candidate for  'best night out ever'.... how could you possibly top that! (apart from actually getting this girl into bed)?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 07 May, 2009, 04:25:36 PM
Quote from: "Uncle Umpty"
Quote from: "dandontdare"I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthday (who I fancy big time and who, apparently used to really fancy me - long story!) along with her sister and some young lesbians.

how could you possibly top that! (apart from actually getting this girl into bed)?

You could get this girl, her sister and the young lesbians into bed...

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 07 May, 2009, 04:28:00 PM
Quote from: "Banners"
Quote from: "Uncle Umpty"
Quote from: "dandontdare"I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthday (who I fancy big time and who, apparently used to really fancy me - long story!) along with her sister and some young lesbians.

how could you possibly top that! (apart from actually getting this girl into bed)?

You could get this girl, her sister and the young lesbians into bed...

Er... mind if I tag along, Dan?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buddy on 07 May, 2009, 04:58:12 PM
Quote from: "Banners"
Quote from: "Uncle Umpty"
Quote from: "dandontdare"I was supposed to be drinking cocktails in Chorlton to celebrate a good friend's birthday (who I fancy big time and who, apparently used to really fancy me - long story!) along with her sister and some young lesbians.

how could you possibly top that! (apart from actually getting this girl into bed)?

You could get this girl, her sister and the young lesbians into bed...

M@


Ah yes... the Full House!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 May, 2009, 05:53:22 PM
heheh. Never did get to meet her sister or the Friends With Sensible Shoes, but we still go out every week or two - subtly working my Jedi mind powers to get her to ditch the IT geek she's seeing. Will post on the 'life is drokkin fantastic' thread if it ever works.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 May, 2009, 07:15:57 PM
Pulled back my lustrous mane in the mirror and was greeted by a worryingly high hairline.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 May, 2009, 07:19:42 PM
And you're only 22!

Bald by 30.

Unlucky.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 07 May, 2009, 08:33:37 PM
Just wait till the grey sets in.





V
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Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 07 May, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
Got called nto work 4 days into a fortnights holiday - first time I've had more than 3 consecutive days off in 12 years of working there - to be informed they are closingthe branch and all staff are out of a job. We are all on a months paid leave after tomorrow - yes, I have to go back tomorrow - while they sort the paperwork but it's a done deal. Absolutely gutting, but I suppose it's par for the course these days. At least we aren't expected to work out the aformentioned month as some places would but to be honest thats small consolation.

Surprisingly jovial atmosphere at work though. A kind of 'Don't give the bastards the satisfaction and go out on a high' attitude.Had a good laugh with some people who've been in my life seemingly forever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 May, 2009, 10:12:38 PM
Quote...first time I've had more than 3 consecutive days off in 12 years of working there

 The redundancy's terrible news, if par for the course these days, but no more than 3 days in a row in 12 years?!?  Jesus, after reading this thread I promise I'll never complain about my job again..
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Post by: I, Cosh on 07 May, 2009, 10:13:01 PM
Jeez. Sorry to hear that faplad. Hope you can get something else sorted out sharpish.
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Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 07 May, 2009, 10:32:15 PM
Luckily, or not if you consider it probably played a factor in us closing, I live in a town that is swamped with firms doing pretty much what we did. Hopefully one of our many competitors will have an opening or two.

My main concern today was actually for one of my colleagues. He joined the company a couple of months after me but eventually left for bigger things after over a decade. Last year they lured him back with big money offers and promises of rapid promotion on the strengh of ehich he bought a bigger house and he and his new wife started trying for a baby. She's now 2 weeks away from due and he's down the road with the rest of us. Trouble is, cos he left for a period his service is only counted from last year which means he's knackered when it comes to redundancy money. Times are going to be very tough for thaem in the near future I'd wager. A real shame
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Post by: Buttonman on 07 May, 2009, 11:31:30 PM
Tough break Faplad, hope things work out OK for you.

I actually came on to moan that I've got a job starting June 1st. After 3 years of being self employed I thought it best to beat a tactical retreat for the security of paid employment seeing as the government has over mortgaged the country. Just back on the treadmill in time for the imminent tax hikes.

If you are at all interested the job search and interview experiences have been blogged :


No sir I mean your reference number (//http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=90479139&blogId=487753888)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 08 May, 2009, 05:10:39 PM
I hope things work out well for you Faplad.

I've worked for the same company for 25 years and I'd imagine them closing would be like loosing an arm.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 May, 2009, 05:40:49 PM
Quote from: "faplad"they lured him back with big money offers and promises of rapid promotion on the strengh of ehich he bought a bigger house and he and his new wife started trying for a baby. She's now 2 weeks away from due and he's down the road with the rest of us.
:shock:  That's what happens when you make plans. It's why I've always been very risk-averse, kept my obligations to a minimum, and have never taken any chances. It's a hard way to live sometimes and keeping your options permanently open often means having to live very frugally for long stretches at a time, but you're also well placed to weather financial adversity by being adaptable, like working in a low-paid sector that continually ticks over, neither growing nor shrinking, which potentially offers a lot of unpaid leave for personal development once you've settled in. If you can resign yourself to the idea of never having any kids you can live quite comfortably doing what I do. I made that choice when I was 20, never optimistic of my chances of earning enough money to support a family; and lo, it came to pass: I never did.

Sorry to hear your news, faplad. Our economy really is a bloody house of cards, isn't it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 08 May, 2009, 06:03:15 PM
With the cancellation of the South Bank Show, my employer now has absolutely zero claim to being a force for cultural good.

But that's alright, because I've also learnt that my fine employers are looking into the possibility of outsourcing what I do anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 May, 2009, 06:12:17 PM
Quote from: "SamuelAWilkinson"With the cancellation of the South Bank Show, my employer now has absolutely zero claim to being a force for cultural good.

But that's alright, because I've also learnt that my fine employers are looking into the possibility of outsourcing what I do anyway.

Can we get an apology for Demons before you go sniffing around for sympathy?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 08 May, 2009, 06:13:04 PM
I'd issue one, but sad to say it's one of our better efforts of late.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 May, 2009, 01:18:24 AM
The new LIbrary building in Brighton is a beautiful piece of architecture [part of the Jubilee St development] and is one of the very few things the council has done that is worthwhile in at least the last decade.

The problem is the council forgot to stock any books in it or hardly any.I didnt have time to see what the Comic/GN section was like today but i am in no particular rush to explore it and find virtually nothing when i do bother to look.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 May, 2009, 07:17:59 AM
Books?  In a library?  You don't want to go breaking up the flowing interior spaces with those old things - where ever would all the computers go?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 May, 2009, 10:07:17 AM
The computers are all upstairs in the IT dept.There are roughly about 15 small bookshelves with just the same old stock of old books that were moved over from the previous library along with the 1960s style bookshelves.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 May, 2009, 10:18:22 AM
Our local library is rather fabulous, with a dedicated ADD mezzanine where they keep most of the computers and all of the comics (although I still wish they could find some way of not shelving Joe Matt's Spent right beside Ultimate Spiderman - I fear the web fluids may mix).  However, it is perpetually full of kids, talking, eating and drinking coffee.  I want to scream 'QUIET!' like the tragic old fart I am, then I think: "Wait.  Children.  In a Library.  Not shooting up or stealing cars, but 'doing' their homework.  Sigh.  The needs of the many...".  So now I'm just the old fart with the earplugs and the twitch.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 May, 2009, 12:35:04 PM
Children should *not* be drinking coffee at that age.

Disgraceful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2009, 10:47:33 PM
My carpet is dirty. Was all my vacumning in vain?
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Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 10 May, 2009, 10:47:57 PM
Been off the site for a couple of days sorting out various things after last weeks pretty bad end so I'll like to thank those people who've posted support at my troubles. I've not been ignoring you honest.  As luck would have it the manager of our nearest competitor - geographically speaking, they're literally next door and we'd often chat through the fence - has let it be known that he'll almost certainly want to take on some of our staff, in the hopes of some of our customers following suit. So now I'm torn between hoping I'm one of the lucky ones and thinking of the ones who don't get in. All mates and some in grater financial need than me.

On a lighter note, I too find it a tad annoying when kids cause uproar in Libraries. I might take the view that we should encourage their prescence except the ones I know are not in fact doing homework but are messing about on roleplay games and sending each other abusive e-mails. Both noble pursuits I'm sure but there is a time and a place and it's not when I'm trying to bloody read.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 May, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
Commiserations Faplad.I am 99 percent certain i lost some work that i had in the South Of France today which was a bummer.

We should all by compensated by Govt for their own incompetence and their ill conceived failed economic experiments.

...of dumb idiots that walk right into you on the pavement when they have plenty of space for themselves to walk around.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 May, 2009, 06:37:21 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"We should all by compensated by Govt for their own incompetence and their ill conceived failed economic experiments.
a) What experiments? What exactly has this government done that wasn't started when Thatcher came to power in 1979?

b) What should we be compensated with? Our own money? Who would pay for it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 May, 2009, 07:44:33 PM
I dont want to get into politics again particularly.

I am not arguing party politics here as this has zilch to do with Thatcher in I979 as this is totally unrelated to previous recessions.

To be fair though i am 99 percent certain that if Tories had remained in power for another term or 2 then they would have done exactly the same as New Labour.

 A quick answer is that this Govt very shortly after it was elected adopted an economic policy that was first proposed by Alan Greenspan and the Federal Reserve that was made possible by the  wholesale Liberalisation of the banking system worldwide or in the West .This is why lending became very easy and cheap for everyone which eventually span out of control because of lack of regulation in the banking / financial sector.
However thats like the Chicken and the Egg because you couldnt very well have tighter regulation of banks within a Liberalised banking system or you could but the FSA [ a Govt controlled organisation] were effectively a lame duck and the Govt chose to ignore any warnings that it would all end in tears.

The buck stops with them as they were in an elected paid position of responsibility and they failed and they have failed with their solutions as well.

This has all *mostly* happened since New Labour were elected when Building Societies became Banks and introduced very low rates of interest that were set by the newly independent BOE which led to uncontrolled borrowing.The very low interest rates which meant very low returns for investment for anyone with any money in the bank so this in turn created a housing bubble that was fueled by easy cheap lending because of the better returns on reselling the property at a higher price as an alternative form of investment .The higher house prices were caused by cheap easy lending which meant that anyone could borrow money in multiples times income that were simply unheard of and not possible in 1979 or since the last decade.



Globalism is also to blame because the worldwide money markets are all now interconnected a *lot* more than they used to be in terms of foreign investment.If a bank here loses money by investing over there then the bank here loses because they invested badly over there which has a knock on effect here which is exactly what is happening right now.

Globalism is a failed experiment socially and economically .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 May, 2009, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"I dont want to get into politics again particularly.

I am not arguing party politics here as this has zilch to do with Thatcher in I979 as this is totally unrelated to previous recessions.

To be fair though i am 99 percent certain that if Tories had remained in power for another term or 2 then they would have done exactly the same as New Labour.

 A quick answer is that this Govt very shortly after it was elected adopted an economic policy that was first proposed by Alan Greenspan and the Federal Reserve that was made possible by the  wholesale Liberalisation of the banking system worldwide or in the West .This is why lending became very easy and cheap for everyone which eventually span out of control because of lack of regulation in the banking / financial sector.
However thats like the Chicken and the Egg because you couldnt very well have tighter regulation of banks within a Liberalised banking system or you could but the FSA [ a Govt controlled organisation] were effectively a lame duck and the Govt chose to ignore any warnings that it would all end in tears.

The buck stops with them as they were in an elected paid position of responsibility and they failed and they have failed with their solutions as well.

This has all *mostly* happened since New Labour were elected when Building Societies became Banks and introduced very low rates of interest that were set by the newly independent BOE which led to uncontrolled borrowing.The very low interest rates which meant very low returns for investment for anyone with any money in the bank so this in turn created a housing bubble that was fueled by easy cheap lending because of the better returns on reselling the property at a higher price as an alternative form of investment .The higher house prices were caused by cheap easy lending which meant that anyone could borrow money in multiples times income that were simply unheard of and not possible in 1979 or since the last decade.



Globalism is also to blame because the worldwide money markets are all now interconnected a *lot* more than they used to be in terms of foreign investment.If a bank here loses money by investing over there then the bank here loses because they invested badly over there which has a knock on effect here which is exactly what is happening right now.

Globalism is a failed experiment socially and economically .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 11 May, 2009, 07:54:05 PM
...I'm reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy. The horror....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 May, 2009, 08:01:13 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"
Quote from: "peterwolf"I dont want to get into politics again particularly.

I am not arguing party politics here as this has zilch to do with Thatcher in I979 as this is totally unrelated to previous recessions.

To be fair though i am 99 percent certain that if Tories had remained in power for another term or 2 then they would have done exactly the same as New Labour.

 A quick answer is that this Govt very shortly after it was elected adopted an economic policy that was first proposed by Alan Greenspan and the Federal Reserve that was made possible by the  wholesale Liberalisation of the banking system worldwide or in the West .This is why lending became very easy and cheap for everyone which eventually span out of control because of lack of regulation in the banking / financial sector.
However thats like the Chicken and the Egg because you couldnt very well have tighter regulation of banks within a Liberalised banking system or you could but the FSA [ a Govt controlled organisation] were effectively a lame duck and the Govt chose to ignore any warnings that it would all end in tears.

The buck stops with them as they were in an elected paid position of responsibility and they failed and they have failed with their solutions as well.

This has all *mostly* happened since New Labour were elected when Building Societies became Banks and introduced very low rates of interest that were set by the newly independent BOE which led to uncontrolled borrowing.The very low interest rates which meant very low returns for investment for anyone with any money in the bank so this in turn created a housing bubble that was fueled by easy cheap lending because of the better returns on reselling the property at a higher price as an alternative form of investment .The higher house prices were caused by cheap easy lending which meant that anyone could borrow money in multiples times income that were simply unheard of and not possible in 1979 or since the last decade.



Globalism is also to blame because the worldwide money markets are all now interconnected a *lot* more than they used to be in terms of foreign investment.If a bank here loses money by investing over there then the bank here loses because they invested badly over there which has a knock on effect here which is exactly what is happening right now.

Globalism is a failed experiment socially and economically .


Yes i know but i felt that i had to answer the question and i couldnt answer it in a very short reply.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 May, 2009, 10:14:19 PM
The bus from Newport Pagnell to Milton Keynes is now £1.70. For that price I feel I should at least get to murder one of MK Metro's sociopathic drivers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 May, 2009, 07:01:02 PM
....someone i know who was a very good mobile car mechanic has just hung himself from a tree in the garden because of relationship problems.First time i have ever known anyone who has commited suicide and it feels a bit weird if i spend too much time thinking about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 May, 2009, 07:52:24 PM
Quote...it feels a bit weird if i spend too much time thinking about it.

For fecks sake don't spend too much time thinking about it.  We've discussed it at length here before, but I honestly can't think of anything more shattering than the effects of suicide on the 'survivors', even in situations were the death wasn't (fates forbid) a loved one or a close friend.  It's just so unimaginable, and at the same time all too imaginable.  Think happy thoughts our Peter, maybe work at your ever-improving art instead.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 May, 2009, 10:19:18 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"
Quote...it feels a bit weird if i spend too much time thinking about it.

For fecks sake don't spend too much time thinking about it.  We've discussed it at length here before, but I honestly can't think of anything more shattering than the effects of suicide on the 'survivors', even in situations were the death wasn't (fates forbid) a loved one or a close friend.  It's just so unimaginable, and at the same time all too imaginable.  Think happy thoughts our Peter, maybe work at your ever-improving art instead.

Thanks for your post.

I am not overly sentimental about death when it happens as i just see it as a fact of life.Its not something i have ever been in contact with before and it seems like although i have got my head around the idea that if its something that someone wants to do and they are determined to do it then they will for whatever reason but in this case it must have been because of impaired judgment and an irrational reaction to whatever was going on.

You might read about it happening or even have an understanding of it to a certain extent as it has been talked about here before but having heard about it today i just cant get my head round it at all partly because of the circumstances .I just cant reconcile my understanding ? of it with the reality of it .

Whatever.

Time to move on from it as life goes on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 21 May, 2009, 05:30:17 PM
...because even in very important Proposal documents, you realise three days too late that spell-checkers don't pick up where you've mistakenly used the word "pubic" instead of "public". Dammit.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 May, 2009, 06:30:17 PM
Bwa-ha-haaa! :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 22 May, 2009, 01:48:29 AM
Flat management group at each others throats again. Big email ding-dong. I broke the golden rule and sent an angry email before I cooled off. What's the point of having meetings when the moment you get out individuals start getting to work to undo all that was agreed?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 22 May, 2009, 08:45:29 PM
I'm reading THE ROAD at the moment as well.  I'd say it's one for the LIFE'S FANTASTIC thread though because it is fantastic that you get stuff like this to read.


LIFE SPUGS because about 1 in 4 of my colleagues (and possibly me - but I should be safe) will be without jobs in about three months time.  They say it's part of a "strategic review to improve efficiency" but it sounds more like a knee jerk reaction to someone (with a knighthood and a huge pension) pissing 28 billion quid up the wall recently.  

I'm particularly narked by the improve efficiency bit. It sounds as if we've all been twiddling our thumbs for 25% of the time recently...

Oh and if anyone thinks "Well, they deserve it, they work for a bank" then...  you have my sympathy and pity.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 22 May, 2009, 10:18:43 PM
Quote from: "Tiplodocus"I'm reading THE ROAD at the moment as well.  I'd say it's one for the LIFE'S FANTASTIC thread though because it is fantastic that you get stuff like this to read.

It's a bit of both. Emotionally, I'm a bit of a friggin' yo-yo at the moment, so, now that I've finished, yes it was probably one of the best books I've ever read. BUT it wasn't an easy read. I blubbed like a mugged child at the end. Here's hoping the movie is downright incredible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 May, 2009, 11:00:57 PM
...the church across the road is sometimes used as a live music venue and tonight it was the Brighton Beach Boys yet again.Even the name is a crap pun on a name.They also do an unpleasent line in Beatles covers as well.In short they are complete Shite and its nothing more than godawful Pub Rock as every song they have played tonight like God Only Knows and whatever else has been played with the exact same monotonous moronic time signature over and over again and their horrible loud bombastic style of music.

Not only is the time signature of every song identical but the speed of the time signature is also identical every time.



God Only Knows ....

Brian Wilson would say that they are Shit as well.


Complete Shit .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 May, 2009, 01:35:01 AM
...of drivers that dont indicate.

 Use your indicators you stupid lazy sloppy inconsiderate lame brained useless Twats.

 Grrrrrr.........

 ...... of Cyclists.80-90 percent of them fit the above description.Especially those who use mobiles while cycling.Twats.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 May, 2009, 02:29:37 AM
....of Building Inspectors.In the process of trying to get a job signed off by Council Building Inspectors and needing some information about a Firewall/Party Wall i get told that "i have to look it up on the Internet...".

So i am supposed to spend my time finding out info that they are being paid to provide when asked.

Perhaps i can ask someone else to do my work for nothing because i cant be bothered to do it.

GGRrrrrrrr.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 29 May, 2009, 02:01:30 PM
The youngest and smallest of  our new puppies Sonny's Bhoy died late last night. My Mother used to breed siamese cats when i was growing up , so I knew there was always a possibility that we may lose some (the remaining four are all doing well) but the fact that it has happened is still a bit of a shock and I am very saddened, writing this with tears in my eyes.



filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 29 May, 2009, 03:01:20 PM
Shite, sorry mate.  I am a total softie when it comes to animals and have never met one that I didn't instantly fall in love with. I actually decided to forego pets a while ago cos their eventual demise always ripped me up but I inevitably relent whenever some cute little bundle is in need of a home. Currently housing 3 cats and 2 rabbits. You have my sympathies and I hope the rest continue to do well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 31 May, 2009, 09:22:21 PM
I'm surrounded by some truly ungrateful morons at work who appreciate nothing that's done for them ever.. and won't take any responsibility for anything.  Actually blew up on someone for the first time in a long time on friday.. grrrr..
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Daveycandlish on 01 June, 2009, 10:41:18 PM
the hotter weather makes the ladies wear less clothing...

and around here, that means there is a lot more flesh on display which is an odd mixture of cottage cheese and corned beef
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 02 June, 2009, 05:53:53 AM
Back to work today after a long weekend. In this weather. Bah!  :cry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ukdane on 02 June, 2009, 04:47:11 PM
I've just received a bank statement, and it shows some munceface has used my debit card fraudulantly and I'm missing just under £700 from my bank account!

That's £700 that I didn'thave in the first place.

Used on Ladbrokes.com

 :cry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 02 June, 2009, 07:05:05 PM
I've spent the day finishing my entry for the Art Comp, ony for my computer to decide after the last save that "the file is corrupt and unreadable"

Whoop-di-frickin-do.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 03 June, 2009, 10:02:41 AM
I just had to have a blood test and when it was over the phlebotomist said "Opps" then explained she'd taken the wrong vial in one case and therefore needed to take some more from my other arm.

Brilliant.  :cry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 June, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
....i have got Gripfill [solvent based adhesive] all over my hands which is going to take at least an hour to scrub off in the bath with a green scourer which is making my already bad mood considerably worse and i feel my patience is going to snap any second now.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 03 June, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
I've just come home to find a seventy quid fine for an unpaid parking ticket I didn't even know I'd had!

The story: I went to a gig in Manchester on May 4th. Ginger, from The Wildhearts, since you asked. By the time I got to Manchester, it was getting late, pissing down with rain and I was hoping to avoid getting stuck outside, queueing in the deluge. Poor visibility, unfamiliarity with the area and a little too much haste added up to my parking in a loading bay instead of a parking space. How was I to know? It looked like a parking space at the time! And anyway - the shops were all shut and had been for some hours!

According to the notice, the scumbag, er, parking warden collared me at 22:41. That's PM. Seriously - who could I possibly be inconveniencing in a deserted, partly flooded street at twenty to eleven at night on a wet bank holiday Monday? Even more annoying, I'm pretty sure I was back in my car and on my way home by eleven!

Anyway, either the ticket was never served or some toerag took it off my windscreen, as there was no sign of it when I got back. Obviously, this means I've missed my chance to pay the 50% charge for prompt payment, and I'm lumbered with the full, bloated weight of the seventy quid fine.

And before you say it, I know there was a probably a microscopic, graffiti-strewn "No Parking" sign hidden somewhere on the street, like some sort of litigious, regulation-spouting "Where's Wally" puzzle, but I didn't see it, OK?

Sigh. Life just keeps on finding ways to relieve me of every last bleedin' penny...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 June, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
....I recommended someone i knew to do some work that has since amounted to the value of 120,000 quid.

What do i get in return for doing so since they wouldnt have earnt it if it wasnt for me ?

Sweet FA thats what.

Not even a thank you.

Selfish ungrateful Twat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 03 June, 2009, 09:17:24 PM
We had a gig lined up in The Granite City- a Box Wars gig- anyone who's unfamiliar with this concept-
To promote recycling, people turn up in costumes made of card, weilding cardboard tube weapons. They proceed to mosh about hitting each other with the weapons whilst in costume! Amidst the carnage, the bands play...
mental!!!

Only I just heard the gig got cancelled because of venue problems-  fucking boooooo!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 June, 2009, 11:43:39 PM
I have bored you guys enough with complaints about the management group for the place I am going to be moving into. I have never met so many bitter, argumentative, incorrigible (and tight) people. I just found out that two weeks ago there was a break in through a window in the communal areas. I realise that it was kept shut by the most flimsy and broken window stay. Apparently the burglars broke into one flat and stole some stuff after having tried to open a few doors. Well it turns out that at least two of the flat owners, both on the management group did not inform the rest of us as they have an axe to grind about other issues! Just amazing how twisted some people can become.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 June, 2009, 10:15:48 AM
"Well it turns out that at least two of the flat owners, both on the management group did not inform the rest of us as they have an axe to grind about other issues! Just amazing how twisted some people can become."

I stopped being amazed by things like that ages ago.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 June, 2009, 12:27:24 PM
This is my first experience of that sort of management group flats hassle. I regret not selling the damn flat when property prices peaked. Problem is we spent good money to refurbish it and I regret that now. Once prices are up I am getting the hell out of there. The most problematic people are the landlords. Tight and difficult to say the least. In the last years I have come to the conclusion that things are how they are because people are comfortable with how they are. The communal areas are a dump despite the fact that there is lots in the kitty to refurbish. But it just can't happen. Everything reaches an impasse as some of them are more interested in horse trading gripes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 June, 2009, 12:44:16 PM
That type of crap is endemic in management companies and residents' groups.  The selfish short-sighted drivel that flows every time any sort of issue arises is soul crushing.  Some poor kid's bike was stolen out of her hands last week, and there's now a genuine push on to put a fucking keypad-controlled gate on all the pedestrian entrances to our 400-unit estate - despite the three public road exits and shared open space with neighbouring estates that already exists.  Hilarious, unless you're paying for this crap.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 June, 2009, 02:13:04 PM
Flat management groups are a great advert for dictators. Humans need to have one clear leader in charge. When everyone considers themselves to be the boss, chaos follows.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 05 June, 2009, 12:43:52 PM
...we live in a really snobby, intolerant neighbourhood and were challenged yesterday when we parked our humble little car opposite our house by an arrogant, crusty old harridan. unfortunately for her, we had just come back from a camping trip with 20 students with learning/behavioural difficulties, and although we had a good time, our patience was non-existent, so she got a mouthful. now awaiting a knock form our local bobby...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 05 June, 2009, 12:50:12 PM
Fair play to ya. I can't stand people who think the pavement and road outside their house is theirs and theirs alone. A nieghbour up the road is the same here. I sometimes park there just to wind him up. Talk about life being too short...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 05 June, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
Abso-bloody-lutely, Fester.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 June, 2009, 05:22:47 PM
What ever happened to Friday nights in the pub after work and Theweekend startshere!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 07 June, 2009, 03:23:40 AM
It's 2.30am and still got tons of packing to do as moving flat tomorrow morning. Just sending some emails to say I won't be online for a week or so. But running out of steam. And you know what, I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 June, 2009, 02:20:36 PM
....of people.

Someone i know gave me a measurement of a doorway in their flat.I found a door to fit from a salvage yard and was going to hang it for them.The door didnt fit because the doorway was nearly an inch wider than the measurement i was given.

They then lied and said i took the measurement when i didnt which caused an argument which they lost.

It makes me wonder why i bother.

..theres always some kind of noise pollution.Someone is flying a small plane overhead.I wish they would just piss off.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 June, 2009, 12:14:23 AM
Danny Dyer.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 08 June, 2009, 12:48:14 PM
Good call Roger.

I saw the ad for his new series last night, where he goes to live with nasty criminals on his own without a camera crew. The man is quite obviously a total cock. I thought he'd managed to irritate me before, but by christ this time he's gone too far. I'm just hoping that we can have a phone vote to have him killed in one of three despicable manners.

"If you'd like to see Danny eaten alive by earwigs text A to....."

Or better yet one of these coke fuelled arsehole villains will just have the momentary good sense to beat him to death with a rottweiler or something.

Not that I'll be watching it anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: WoD on 08 June, 2009, 01:26:05 PM
Quote from: "ukdane"I've just received a bank statement, and it shows some munceface has used my debit card fraudulantly and I'm missing just under £700 from my bank account!

That's £700 that I didn'thave in the first place.

Used on Ladbrokes.com

 :cry:

Happened to me a few weeks back - check your statement for some other smaller 'fishing' amounts as well.  You should get it all back though, but it is a hassle that you don't need.  AND - when you get your new card make sure you tell the relevant people the number (and if you pay it by Direct Debit, make sure the mandate gets changed or you could end up with charges for late payment on the credit card...just saying)!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 08 June, 2009, 01:54:05 PM
That really sucks. Happend to us too a while ago. Fortunately Barclays smelt a rat and blocked the payment.
if its the one for your toof subscription make sure they know too ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 08 June, 2009, 04:28:48 PM
I havent seen the Ads for the Danny Dyer thing yet but i can already imagine what it is going to be like.

Reminds me of Ross Kemp being filmed in Afghanistan.

They are both Wannabees if you like.

In the meantime who and where are these villains ? cos i want a word with them.Nothing that a knife and a baseball bat wont sort out....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 08 June, 2009, 04:38:39 PM
People voted for the BNP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 08 June, 2009, 04:42:06 PM
I'd never heard fot this Dyer fella until reading this thread.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 June, 2009, 09:04:41 PM
Quote from: "johnnystress"People voted for the BNP

They had actual fucken' blackshirts in Hungary!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 08 June, 2009, 09:06:47 PM
The far right won in Holland too

state of him

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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 June, 2009, 10:23:56 PM
That BNP lad is a right dozy prat (and other truisms).  It's not often you see a politico outgunned by a Sky News interviewer.  

Ah well, at least we gave Libertas the kicking they so richly deserved.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 08 June, 2009, 11:41:39 PM
....because the media chooses to prioritise its news coverage to the extent that the EU elections were virtually ignored in comparison to the MPs expenses business and the self destruction of New Labour and the long overdue downfall of Gordon Brown.There were hardly any articles in the broadsheets and virtually no debate and very little promotion of it and virtually nothing that explained to voters what it is all about prior to the election.

No debate on the EU issues prior to the EU elections and yes i  believe that this was  partly deliberate or convenient because how is an election !! [every 4 years] less important than some MP who claimed expenses for buying potted plants or garden furniture ?

Stupid slanted media.

They must think everyone is stupid.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 09 June, 2009, 03:24:37 PM
€60 to change a set of tyres! grrrr :angry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 June, 2009, 03:43:23 PM
Quote from: "johnnystress"€60 to change a set of tyres! grrrr :angry:
Sounds like a bargain to me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buddy on 09 June, 2009, 03:57:13 PM
I walked 10 miles to get home last night, taking about 3 hours, getting in at 2am, up again at 7:30am and my legs are killing me, as are the blisters on my feet.

Posted this already but it didn't appear for some reason, so apologies if it turns up twice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 09 June, 2009, 04:17:49 PM
Quote from: "ukdane"I've just received a bank statement, and it shows some munceface has used my debit card fraudulantly and I'm missing just under £700 from my bank account!

Yeah, some joker made a catalogue order from my debit account to the tune of £860 a few months back. Bastards. I got the money back, but still... bastards.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 09 June, 2009, 04:33:17 PM
Almost a million people in this country voted for the BMP in last Thursday's elections (a truly frightening fact) and the only reason two of the morons got elected is because most people couldn't even be bothered to vote.  So, not only do we have an apathetic majority who apparently couldn't give a toss about their democratic rights, we've also elected Fascists to represent us.  Makes you feel proud!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 09 June, 2009, 08:53:36 PM
Quote from: "Old Tankie"Almost a million people in this country voted for the BMP
British Munce Party? Damn them!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 09 June, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
If all the idiots that are protesting against the BNP voted then the Nazi scum wouldn't have got in in the first place.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 June, 2009, 09:39:07 PM
The Fascists will be scrapping with the Communists very soon if they havent started already which it appears they have.

I dont vote for the BNP and dont support them* but they have a right to speak in a free society [not quite sure about that] so it was a shame to see the Govt affiliated Unite Against Fascism/Searchlight/Socialist worker Party thugs attack their press conference as that is not what democracy is about. Since they were democratically elected then they are legally allowed to hold a press conference without being subjected to violence.

If this kind of activity continues and the UAF have made it clear that it will then if the govt doesnt condemn it and the law doesnt act then *there is a problem*.

If no action is taken in future then it is state sanctioned violence and if this turns out to be the case then we already live in a Fascist society.

They might only be in a minority but they are really no better than the Nazis/Fascists that they oppose.

Morons.

Anti - Fascism becomes Fascism.

How stupid is that ?

*make sure you read that correctly.

This might be really interesting as it develops.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 09 June, 2009, 10:40:43 PM
Glad to see you spotted my deliberate mistake, dandontdare, (I wish!).

I think you're right, Peter, to try and suppress a violent party with violent demonstrations is playing into their hands. The only way to take on the BNP is to challenge them in a debate, which will show up how ridiculous their views are.  I wonder how many of the near one million people who voted for them realize, for example, that non-white people are not even allowed to join the BNP.  It's no good the main-stream parties ignoring them and pretending they don't exist, they have to explain to the population what voting for the BNP actually means.

I don't for one minute believe that ALL the one million people who voted for the BNP are racists, but I think a vast number of them are "politically illiterate."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 June, 2009, 11:25:56 PM
Yes, you shouldn't attack the BNP with eggs and that. Either ignore them or ridicule their nonsense. Silencing them and confronting them with aggression just makes their idiot supporters feel persecuted and more entrenched in their views and their claim to victim status.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 09 June, 2009, 11:49:19 PM
Quote from: "House of Usher"Silencing them and confronting them with aggression just makes their idiot supporters feel persecuted and more entrenched in their views and their claim to victim status.

Unless, of course, we actually get them all.

That's an unmarked grave no-one will rush to uncover.

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: eggonlegs on 09 June, 2009, 11:57:55 PM
because i cant find any 128+ mb smart media cards for my lovely new korg esx
no one sells them any more
bastards
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 June, 2009, 12:56:51 AM
Quote from: "Old Tankie"Glad to see you spotted my deliberate mistake, dandontdare, (I wish!).

I think you're right, Peter, to try and suppress a violent party with violent demonstrations is playing into their hands. The only way to take on the BNP is to challenge them in a debate, which will show up how ridiculous their views are.  I wonder how many of the near one million people who voted for them realize, for example, that non-white people are not even allowed to join the BNP.  It's no good the main-stream parties ignoring them and pretending they don't exist, they have to explain to the population what voting for the BNP actually means.

I don't for one minute believe that ALL the one million people who voted for the BNP are racists, but I think a vast number of them are "politically illiterate."

I dont believe that every BNP supporter is a Nazi or a Racist either.Vast numbers of the UK electorate are politically illiterate anyway.



As much as i dislike Nazis or Fascists or Racists i also dislike that filthy rent a mob of trash that i saw today.

Not in my name thanks.

Morons are all the same to me.

The mainstream parties are not ignoring the BNP.Far from it.They are seriously worried and between now and the general election the govt are going to try every dirty trick and smear possible to discredit them.Just you wait and see.

Every member of the BNP and their supporters will have their names and details on MI5 files.I bet they will have a few MI5 moles in the BNP as well.

Its interesting though that the police did nothing [were told to do nothing] when it kicked off while i was under the assumption that protests were illegal within 1 mile of the Houses Of Parliament.

Its interesting that is.I can almost smell the hypocrisy and double standards from here.

Another staged protest.

Thankfully UKIP are getting a lot more votes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 June, 2009, 08:33:39 AM
While 'abroad' in recent weeks, I couldn't help but glance the usual selection of days-old British rags outside the tourist shops, and absorb an Adrian Veidt-like overview of the mood of the world from their headlines.  While SuBo Meltdown! was obviously the most pressing matter, the consistent impression given of Global Issue No. 2 was A Tidal Wave of Immigrants Is Costing Us Billions.  I don't think support for the infantile mentality of the BNP is surprising in this light (although SuBo's defeat was a shock).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 10 June, 2009, 10:57:38 AM
Quote from: "eggonlegs"because i cant find any 128+ mb smart media cards for my lovely new korg esx
no one sells them any more
bastards
have you tried amazon ?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuji-128MB-Smar ... B00005Y3RC (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuji-128MB-SmartMedia-Card-Volt/dp/B00005Y3RC)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 10 June, 2009, 09:11:05 PM
We elected fascists when we voted in the labour party, again.

You think they should be allowed to spread their ideas because of 'democracy', then wonder why they manage to get voted in. Think about what youre saying. By defending these cunts 'right to speak' you're actually part of the problem. Sitting around whining about it on a comics forum and saying that the people who are ACTIVELY trying to do something about it are just as bad, will do nothing. Which is essentially what liberals WILL do about it in the long run- shake your head, tut and claim how terrible it is. After all, you don't want anyone to think you agree with them- but life goes on...
That's just what liberals do- nothing will interfere with their little existance in a little bubble of work/ tv/ pub/ bed.

Anything to shut them up- no platform for fascism is acceptable.

The BNP's links to violent, aggressive affiliated groups has long been established- these people aren't interested in discussion and given access to mass media and spin/ publicity of course they will gain followers. Many people are inherently idiotic and refuse to scratch deeper under the cosmetic skin of life than reading bullshit in shitrags like The Scum newspaper and watching the scrollbar on Fox news.

When the population is more interested in who will win Big Brother/ Celebrity Wanker than current affairs, only those with a vested interest will vote.
And that's precisely why extremists like the BNP get voted in. Do we NEVER learn?

And the fact remains that more than a few dickheads have had their 'political opinion' changed by a couple of stiff dunts- suddenly, they realise that it's not a game or a social club/ gang.

Sorry to have a go- but (IMO) yer speakin' shite.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 June, 2009, 04:03:37 AM
"We elected fascists when we voted in the labour party, again."

I cant argue with that really as leaving aside the racism/ethnicity inequality issue Communism and Fascism are either side of the same coin.One is inherently worse because of  Racism but otherwise both kill large numbers of people .

It all amounts to Authoritarianism or Totalitarianism .

Leaving aside the Racism aspect which cannot be defended i was defending the democratic system impartially Nazis or No Nazis in principle because its all there is at the moment.I would have said the same if it was the other way around.

"Anything to shut them up" taken to its logical conclusion could ultimately mean a bombing campaign or violence -state sanctioned or not or mob rule which is what happens in less civilised countries like Zimbabwe or any other shitty country you can think of.

I can go along with not giving the far right a political platform but there are better ways to solve the problem of the rise of the BNP than violence.

Events like yesterday as that was not a peaceful demonstration will be counterproductive as it gives them publicity and generates more support for them from disaffected floating voters who are fed up with New Labour and Conservatives as they see them as being virtually the same  and we are talking very large numbers here so they will possibly vote BNP as a protest against the mainstream parties.The less publicity they get the better as there is a credible non racist/ non -Nazi political party that addresses certain problems  to vote for instead of the BNP.I will criticise the demonstrators yesterday as much as i want to for the above reason.

Its a very sad indictment of a country that is so fucked up that it has the shadow of far right extremism hanging over it as if it doesnt have enough problems already.I blame the govt as usual who have managed to disaffect huge numbers of people by not listening to them and going too far to the left and so many other reasons too numerous to mention plus the fact that Labour and Conservative are virtually the same and so are LibDems.

Its alright attacking the symptom but you also have to understand the cause otherwise its just stupid because they are attracting a following beyond their hardcore members that are not Nazis or Fascists or Rascists and you have to ask why ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 11 June, 2009, 03:15:10 PM
...my housemate is an inconsiderate cock who insists on playing thumping bass through my bedroom wall at all hours. Grrrr...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 11 June, 2009, 03:32:27 PM
Quote from: "Dark Jimbo"...my housemate is an inconsiderate cock who insists on playing thumping bass through my bedroom wall at all hours. Grrrr...


Nine Inch Nails. The Downward Spiral. As loud as you can make it. While he's trying to sleep.
Best advice i can give mate!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 11 June, 2009, 06:35:50 PM
Quote from: "Dark Jimbo"...my housemate is an inconsiderate cock who insists on playing thumping bass through my bedroom wall at all hours. Grrrr...

I have a similar problem, but in my case the inconsiderate cocks are my downstairs neighbours. Worse, the music they play is stuff I'd normally quite like, but for it being forced into my bedroom at 3am on a school night.

they got burgled the other week, which was of course sad, but the greater tragedy was that their speakers weren't nicked.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 11 June, 2009, 06:49:08 PM
It's a bit rich, Dog Deever, for you to complain about people moaning about the BNP on a comics forum, when you've just done the same thing!!!  And, if your tirade is anything to go by, I'm glad you weren't elected!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 11 June, 2009, 07:38:14 PM
'Tirade?'
I merely stated my opinion, like you did.
I'm not standing for election, so no worries there.
I wasn't complaining about people complaining- I was merely stating that to do so, when you have no real intention of actually doing anything other than that is just showing face. It achieves nothing.

But if it's an argument you're after, try this...
fuck off, you twat.

Quote from: ".Woolly"
Quote from: "Dark Jimbo"...my housemate is an inconsiderate cock who insists on playing thumping bass through my bedroom wall at all hours. Grrrr...


Nine Inch Nails. The Downward Spiral. As loud as you can make it. While he's trying to sleep.
Best advice i can give mate!

Also try Meinhof at full crank- that'll put the shits up 'em
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 11 June, 2009, 09:14:50 PM
Thanks for your kind words, Dog Deever, are you sure you're not in the BNP?  Your linguistic skills would appear to be on their level!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 11 June, 2009, 09:21:57 PM
Quote from: ".Woolly"
Quote from: "Dark Jimbo"...my housemate is an inconsiderate cock who insists on playing thumping bass through my bedroom wall at all hours. Grrrr...
Nine Inch Nails. The Downward Spiral. As loud as you can make it. While he's trying to sleep.
Best advice i can give mate!
Only problem is you'd have to listen to it too. Unless you lock your bedroom door and go out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 11 June, 2009, 09:26:01 PM
oops! Yeah there is that!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 11 June, 2009, 09:27:03 PM
QuoteThanks for your kind words, Dog Deever, are you sure you're not in the BNP? Your linguistic skills would appear to be on their level!!

Take yer face for a shit, eh?
 Whining in this thread is acceptable, that's what it's for, but I can't be arsed with your baiting- say something constructive or fuck off and stick me on your foe list. You have nothing to say on this topic that is worth reading.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 11 June, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
I wouldn't dream of putting you on my "foes list", Dog Deever, I think you're wonderful and will always be interested in what you've got to say!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 June, 2009, 11:40:56 PM
I took one of my mum's hard-boiled eggs but then I heard her coming into the kitchen. I'd already taken the shell off but I didn't have anywhere to hide it, so I put it in my pocket. When she left, the egg was covered in lint and stuff so I had to wash it before eating it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 June, 2009, 01:13:49 AM
...Gordon Brown proposes changes to the voting system which is constitutional reform.

 I mean who would have thought it ??

 :shock:

 Of all the times that he could have chosen to do it he chooses to "propose" it now ??

 

 What can it all mean ??

 Pathetic.Another all time low even worse than the last one.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 June, 2009, 10:54:55 PM
Two things:

1). Someone used the soap dish as an ash tray. Whoever it was, fuck you. Fuck you.

2). Checked a book out from the library and found that someone else had used a crisp packet as a bookmark.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
Quote2). Checked a book out from the library and found that someone else had used a crisp packet as a bookmark.

Is that better or worse than some git folding down the pages?  (Die, you monkeyfighters).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 June, 2009, 03:59:52 PM
..because of scratched and dirty rental DVDs.I have had to wash these before now and i dont see why someone cant watch a DVD without scratching it or splashing coffee or drink on it or leaving sticky fingerprints on it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 14 June, 2009, 05:39:49 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Is that better or worse than some git folding down the pages?  (Die, you monkeyfighters).

I ALWAYS fold down the pages. Bookmarks are evil, and a waste of time. Books are for reading, not keeping in mint condition, like wot comics are. I used to have a book light that also had a mini-recorder in it, so you could record yourself saying what page you were on. My wife stamped on it after being woken up one too many times by "PAGE 304!" in the middle of the night. My current book light is silent.

My day spugs because Primeval's been cancelled.

Sob.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 14 June, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
Went to Jodrell Bank radio telescope for a day out to capture the fun and heady excitement that I remembered from many years ago.

Long story short: Don't bother going there. They've spent the money on something else rather than any visitor attractions (probably science so I can't complain).

The 'day out' lasted 30 minutes and with one exception we'd seen everything (and I do mean everything, toilets included).

Bah.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2009, 06:26:23 PM
QuoteBooks are for reading, not keeping in mint condition, like wot comics are.

Yes, yes, and I maul and annotate my own books most horribly, and like nothing better than coming back to a good non-fiction book after a few years to find all sorts of 'Eh?'-s, 'Indeed!"-s and 'FFS check this'-s.  Library books, OTOH, should be left entirely unmolested.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 14 June, 2009, 06:43:59 PM
Quote from: "SpookytheCat"Books are for reading, not keeping in mint condition

It is entirely possible, good Sir, to do both.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 June, 2009, 08:35:02 PM
It wasn't as bad as I had feared as none of the pages appear to have crisp grease stains.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 June, 2009, 08:46:41 PM
In recent years I've tried to rid myself of my obsessively anal attitude to preserving the condition of books with little success.

One thing I find absolutely vile is strands of tobacco down in the page fold. Especially when I'm reading in bed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 14 June, 2009, 08:57:10 PM
Quote from: "The Cosh"One thing I find absolutely vile is strands of tobacco down in the page fold. Especially when I'm reading in bed.

God, I LOVE that. Free fags!

 :D

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 14 June, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
My sisters husband hung himself in the attic several days ago now. What a tragic waste of human life.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 June, 2009, 09:35:56 PM
Sorry to hear that DD. I hope you and your family will be able to pull through.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 14 June, 2009, 09:52:23 PM
Wow DD that is shocking. Sorry to hear that.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 June, 2009, 10:12:56 PM
Crap, very, very sorry to hear that DD.  What a nightmare.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 14 June, 2009, 10:23:21 PM
I know. It seems totally out of the blue. I think the family are all baring up really well, but time will tell. Thanks chaps.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 June, 2009, 11:28:13 PM
Dreadfully sorry to hear that. Hope the family can get through it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 14 June, 2009, 11:32:12 PM
Very sad news My thoughts  are with you and your sister .




flip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 14 June, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
Terrible news Dog. Thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 June, 2009, 11:04:36 AM
Jesus, Bruce. Hope you're holding up, man- anything we can do for you just ask.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 June, 2009, 11:07:18 AM
Aw crud. Bruce I'm really sorry to hear this and wish you and yours all the best.

Take care.

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 15 June, 2009, 11:18:48 AM
Very sorry to hear that DD.

Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 June, 2009, 11:35:47 AM
Yeah, me too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: stacey on 15 June, 2009, 11:36:45 AM
Oh god - that's awful, hope you are all holding up ok!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 June, 2009, 11:44:27 AM
Bruce, god that is awful news,hope your sister is bearing up, it must be difficult for the whole family. if I can help in any way let me know.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 15 June, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
Thanks everyone.
I'm fine myself- bit shocked really,we got on ok at family get togethers but we had never really taken the time to get to know each other and as he was forces he has been away a lot over the last three years so I hadn't seen much of him in some time- I'm not going to go claiming that we were great mates or anything.
Nobody deserves the despair and isolation he must have felt to do what he did.
Another tragic victim of a dirty, savage war.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 15 June, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
Cack, sorry to  hear that DD but good to hear you're coping okay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 15 June, 2009, 04:47:59 PM
That's terrible Dog, sorry man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 15 June, 2009, 06:35:45 PM
Sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 June, 2009, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: "Dog Deever"Thanks everyone.
I'm fine myself- bit shocked really,we got on ok at family get togethers but we had never really taken the time to get to know each other and as he was forces he has been away a lot over the last three years so I hadn't seen much of him in some time- I'm not going to go claiming that we were great mates or anything.
Nobody deserves the despair and isolation he must have felt to do what he did.
Another tragic victim of a dirty, savage war.

Bummer.

Best wishes and condolences to you and your family and everyone that knew him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 15 June, 2009, 06:54:03 PM
Terrible news... you and your loved ones have my sympathy man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 19 June, 2009, 05:59:34 PM
Shit DD, that's awful. I'd popped into this thread to complain about not being able to get Faith No More tickets but that just seems fucking stupid now. All the best to you and your family through this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 19 June, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
It spugs because of all the bloody questions they ask you and all the documentary evidence they want from you nowadays just to sign on for benefits you've earned through paying your N.I. contributions! What concern is it of theirs that I was enrolled as a full-time student from September 2007 to May 2008 and was receiving financial assistance from my LEA? That doesn't affect my claim, and nor do dozens of the other questions they threw at me over the course of a 30-minute grilling over the phone. Maybe they're just gathering statistics. In which case they've no business asking.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 19 June, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
Cheers Keef- everyone is bearing up fine, considering.
Funeral next Friday, so that will be a big low point. I wasn't sure posting about it, but it was good to get it off my chest. The advantage of a message board is that you can do things in a relatively dispassionate way which allows you to step back from it whenever you want.

Anyway- life spugs because morose cunts keep posting proper serious grievances on here, and we can't all have a laugh at their expense now, can we!

Och- the whole point of the thread was to pile all the grievances on it- petty or otherwise- so that people can either feel better about theirs because someone elses was worse, or else anyone with serious ones could read all the daft ones and (hopefully) feel cheered up in some small way.

So post away- thie forum needs a repository for human misery.

;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 June, 2009, 06:48:16 PM
....of technology.I am sick of this f -ing mobile that doesnt seem to want to send an email.I damn well nearly threw it against the wall just then.

MP3s , Bluetooth ,mobiles ,file sharing , texting,Ipods,bit torrents,Twitter, etc etc etc.You name it - I dont give a fucking toss about any of it.I only have a mobile to make calls with and nothing else.

Not interested.

GGrrrrrrrr....


...of the BBC.Because they are giving airtime to Henry Kissinger.I dont want to see or hear that amoral ,lying filthy war criminal talking about "Regime change" in Iran.I wish he would just die.The planet would be better off for it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 June, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
....because i hate where i live.Too much noise , too many people and activity.Cant stand it and cant concentrate.

Purgatory.

This is *the* last time i ever live in an urbanised enviroment.

Theres some building work going on a block of flats across the way.There is some sort of drilling or powertool being used and it sounds like a demented Cow mooing away every 2 minutes.It woke me up the other morning and i thought WTF was that ?

"VVVMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO  !!"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 June, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
One day in the far off distant future I'll be able to own a house and not have to put up with others slamming doors or stomping around. Now in a block with solid concrete floors and walls. And yet one woman who lives above us stomps around like a giant sized toddler who has just learnt to walk and I can hear every step. And when she has her hooves on it is magnified a thousand fold.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 June, 2009, 03:31:19 PM
Oh, and this weekend I woke up to hear 'Daddy, hurting Mommy' from upstairs, if you get my drift. Yuk.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 24 June, 2009, 03:35:14 PM
Shit, that's grim man. Am also in the same ramshackle non-property owning boat. Pah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 June, 2009, 08:39:59 PM
Perez Hilton and Will.i.am had a fight and no one died.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 June, 2009, 09:13:48 PM
Quote from: "Roger Godpleton"Perez Hilton and Will.i.am had a fight and no one died.

Shame that Perez Hilton didnt die.

If i was within reach of Perez Hilton i would assault him as well.With a face like that he is asking for it not to mention the fact that he is an annoying pointless POS waste of space.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 June, 2009, 09:23:39 PM
When I heard this being discussed at work today I thought he'd punched Paris Hilton. Now there's an eerie coincidence of name and pointlessness for you.

But on 9/11 I also thought someone had said that a plane had just crashed into the Free Trade Hall - I was surprised I hadn't heard the bang.  :oops:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 June, 2009, 01:24:04 AM
Quote from: "Roger Godpleton"Perez Hilton and Will.i.am had a fight and no one died.
Will.i.am is enough of a cunt to get two Glasgow post rounds.

Don't know who the other fellow is: I've read the name from time to time but clearly not in an intriguing enough context to investigate further.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 25 June, 2009, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"And yet one woman who lives above us stomps around like a giant sized toddler who has just learnt to walk and I can hear every step. And when she has her hooves on it is magnified a thousand fold.

We once lived in a lovely 'villa' house but there was no deadening between us and the flat above... Cue every morning hearing  the beardy sod upstairs ....alarm, feetfalls to bog, piss, flush, feetfalls (no hand wash) radio, etc right through to feetfalls on the stair and front door slam same routine every day, day in day out even weekends... came to dread it but couldn't stop listening out for it, eventually started getting up even earlier to avoid it!!

Noticed the other week when in that area the beardy sod now has sprog, which must make living below them bliss as I saw him negoiating with the screaming brat, still not as bad as your second post SS...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 June, 2009, 01:10:27 PM
In York I lived next door to a very deaf elderly lady. She was very considerate though. She used to watch her television with the sound full blare, and told us we should let her know if it were ever too loud. It never was, because our hallway was between her sitting room and ours. However, she did like to wake up early on a Sunday before church, and we got a bit fed up with hearing her radio at 7.00am on a Sunday morning as if it were playing in our own bedroom. She was happy to be told about it, and after that she stopped using the radio alarm and left off listening to the radio until she'd gone downstairs.

She was a good neighbour. She once took delivery of a very big merchant's chest for us which almost blocked her front door. She also used to take delivery of the retired vicar's wine club deliveries when he wasn't there, and the two of them used to laugh about it, months after the fact, what with her being a teetotal Methodist. Years before she had suffered a heart attack while out shovelling snow off the pavement for her then even more elderly neighbours, all of whom were *gone* by the time we moved into the street.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 June, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
I too have felt the pain of unsoundproofed flatland.  One young gentleman whose bedroom was directly below us had a girlfriend with a propensity for making protracted, gurgling, piercing and above all loud screams during, um, moments of excitement that sounded like she was being horribly murdered (never heard... err... been told about the like in the wildest excesses of this, the Porn Age).

Happily(?) our floor/their ceiling was so thin that one could usually tell that it wasn't a torturous homicide on account of the sequence of quieter but actually more unpleasant noises that led up to this crescendo, but if you were lucky enough to sleep through the preliminaries, the main event came as a hell of a wake-up call.  These ghastly nights of lying with earplugs in and pillows wrapped around our heads also had the effect of making us paranoid about making any potentially embarrassing noises ourselves, which was a bit of a cramp on our own relationship (not to mention making both parties feel rather inadequate, in the Lily Allen sense).  

We tried complaining to the landlord about the noise (without being at all specific about its nature), but were repeatedly told that it was a 1930's house, wasn't room for any more dampening, etc etc.  The lady in question eventually tired of the gentleman and departed, and we were left to endless replays of his A Woman's Heart CD instead, which incredibly was an improvement.  However, about a year ago I was talking to our our former landlord (small world), and he was full of apologies.  Apparently subsequent tenants of the two flats in questions had almost come to blows over the very same issue, to the point of standing in the street shouting overheard  details of their counterparts' sex lives at each other.  Floors were ripped up, ceilings reset, and allegedly at great expense peace has returned.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 June, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
Once when I lived in student accommodation, my neighbour programmed a keyboard to make sex-type noises and played with it for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 June, 2009, 05:41:52 PM
Quote from: "The Cosh"
Quote from: "Roger Godpleton"Perez Hilton and Will.i.am had a fight and no one died.
Will.i.am is enough of a cunt to get two Glasgow post rounds.

Don't know who the other fellow is: I've read the name from time to time but clearly not in an intriguing enough context to investigate further.

Please dont investigate further and do an image search of Perez Hilton whatever you do.

What kind of loser has to change their name so it sounds like Paris Hilton ?

I am no fan of celebs especially Hollywood celebs but i would imagine that meeting Perez Hilton outside a club and having him follow you around would be like stepping in Dogshit and not being able to wash it off to get rid of the stink.

Youtube keeps spawning these pointless celeb/publicity obsessed creatures .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 25 June, 2009, 05:58:02 PM
... I've just spent all afternoon trying to fix System Restore on a mate's computer and got precisely nowhere. F*cking, b*llocking, tw*tting, s*dding, c**ting, b*stard Microsoft w*nky piece of sh*t ars*cack software.  :angry:  :angry:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 June, 2009, 12:40:38 AM
.....I have spent the last 2.5 hours drawing a landscape from a photo and i could not make it work so i have just ripped the paper i was drawing on to bits in a fit of pissed - offness.

GGGRrrrrrrrr.......
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 June, 2009, 11:59:07 PM
All my clothes have disappeared. Where the fuck are they?

I also have a huge blister.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 29 June, 2009, 12:47:31 PM
...a horsefly bit me on the arm and it swelled up like one huge waterwing, then got infected and felt like someone else's arm entirely. Still, it could have bit me on the balls I suppose.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 29 June, 2009, 01:19:52 PM
Quote from: "Roger Godpleton"All my clothes have disappeared. Where the fuck are they?

I gave them to Oxfam.




Who burnt them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 June, 2009, 02:24:39 PM
Actually I found them all. Crisis averted. The crisis of your ugly face, however, remains a matter of the utmost urgency.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 03 July, 2009, 10:41:38 PM
...my house got burgled last night.
A prime example of the ONE and only time you break your regular routine and somebody is right there to take advantage.
Me and the wife brought the kids up to bed about 8.30 as we always do, she took the baby into our room to get him asleep and I went into the other kids' room to read them bedtime stories and get them to sleep. Normally after they are asleep we go back downstairs to tidy the kitchen, check the windows are locked, watch a bit of tv, etc, and turn on the alarm before going to bed. Last night we were both dog tired, she fell asleep with the baby, I fell asleep in the bed with our other two. Neither of us woke again til this morning. And we'd left a window open in the sitting room.
So someone got in and I am now down a laptop, a nintendo ds, a digital camera, a mobile phone, and about 100 quid cash. Fucker.
During the course of the day, I found out the house a few doors up from us was also targeted....but the owner heard the noise. It was 3am, he heard someone at his sitting room window. He looked out his upstairs window and saw a man, in his late 40s, fat, with a big, totally bald head, halfway in through the sitting room window. He shouted at the guy "What the fuck are you doing!" and the guy, rather than jump and leg it, looked up at him, cool as you like, and told him to fuck off! He CONTINUED climbing in through the downstairs window!!!!!!! Jesus! It was only when the house owner said hed already called the cops that the bastard gave up and SAUNTERED away from the house like it was no big thing...!

All I can say is, thank fuck I didnt hear a noise during the night and go down to investigate...this guy sounds like a nasty customer. The cops seem to have an idea who it might be but obviously dont hold out much hope of getting the stuff back. Pain in the ass. But at least nobody is hurt and the kids are safe and all that so, gotta look on the bright side eh. The stuff taken is just stuff at the end of the day....

Still pisses me off that this cunt was wandering around my house while we were asleep upstairs. Scary stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 July, 2009, 11:41:15 PM
Oh, that is real crap bad Van Doom. Sorry to hear that. Yes, just as well you didn't disturb the bastard. All that sort of stuff has been on my mind lately. I mentioned before that we moved into a small block of flats a month ago and the day before we moved in we found out that there was a break in through a first floor window. The two burglars were disturbed and they fled. Within minutes there were 9 policemen in the block. Was livid that we found out two weeks after this happened. It turned out that one of the flat owners whose tenant called the police came to the block to speak to the cops. As the flat owner has an axe to grind about some management issues he (and another flat owner) didn't tell the rest of us. And he said that by email when the rest of us found out! Once I heard I bolted the window permanently shut and I don't care that the hallway now gets stuffy. Apparently some of the women on the first floor were petrified and rightly so and since then three have moved out. I wonder if they moved because of the fact that nothing was done to secure the window. The window has a broken window stay and nothing was done about this for two weeks!  

Also, don't know if I mentioned that I got the local burglar arrested twice a few weeks ago and he did a day in jail thanks to me. At the old place we were living he climbed into the garden and then broke into a van. So he got one night's 'B&B' for that. Then I saw him snooping in a neighbours front garden and I got him arrested but he wasn't charged. I see him walking about. I know who he is but he doesn't know me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 July, 2009, 01:47:52 AM
Thats pretty awful thing to happen Van Dom.

Sounds like it was an opportunist taking advantage of hot weather and windows left open.

I havent ever been in this situation before but i would imagine that if i was disturbed at night by a fat bald 50 yr old and they told me to fuck off after i asked them to leave then i would have no choice but to use force to remove them instead .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 July, 2009, 11:07:42 AM
Quote from: "SuperSurfer"Then I saw him snooping in a neighbours front garden and I got him arrested but he wasn't charged. I see him walking about.
That's bloody disgraceful. If the Stazi can follow around benefit cheats and parents claiming false addresses to get their kids into a better state school in the wrong catchment area then they should be following known burgling scum like that around until they attempt a break-in, nab 'em and make 'em do time. Not knowing if they're being watched might then become as big a deterrent to reoffending as prison. The reason why they don't do this has nothing to do with human rights and everything to do with it being cheaper to let them carry on doing break-ins until they're caught in the act due to quick detection and reporting by a householder.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 July, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
...of thick people.I just did a small tiling job in the post office down the road after it closed at 12.30.Every 5 minutes i had some   Zombified Fuckwit asking if it was closed despite the fact that it said so on the door and despite the fact i blocked the doorway with objects to make it even more obvious that it was closed.

So obviously the very second my back was turned because i was cutting tiles with a disc cutter by the kerb some thick useless twat  walked in and walked in all my tiles and squashed them out of position so i had to re lay them and unfortunately [but fortunate for them] they had cleared off out of sight before i realised.

It nearly got to the point that i was nearly telling them all to F off.

It still just amazes me how thick a lot of people are.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 July, 2009, 09:25:29 PM
I've naively offered to pay for my Dad's car repairs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 05 July, 2009, 12:14:26 AM
Sorry to hear that Van Dom.
I had someone break into my shed the other night, they didn't take much, hedge trimmers and an extension lead. The bastard, probably someone called Lee Varnham, a smack head straight out of Cradlegrave, literally unscrewed the hinges of the door and got in that way, Cunt.
I have a pool cue and a flick knife (for protection purposes only, got to look out for my kiddies) next to my bed ready for someone to try to gain entry to my house.








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 July, 2009, 10:46:27 AM
This is some time ago now but i left my bike out in the yard here.Its a courtyard with a sliding gate but no security.

I went out for a couple of hours and got back and then realised that the bike was not there.I was seriously pissed off about this and to add insult to injury the thief swapped my bike which was a Specialised for theirs which was a Lincoln.

If you know anything about bikes you will know that a Lincoln is cheap nasty Crap.

Seriously if i had caught the lowlife who was trespassing in here with the intent of stealing my property i would beaten him senseless without hesitation .

They want their fingers breaking so they wont be stealing again for a while.

It still gets my back up thinking about this incident and apart from the loss of property its the invasion of your personal space that has a profoundly negative effect i find.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 05 July, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
Nasty little chavvy thieves can sniff out pushbikes like airport dogs can cocaine. Where I work, we've had the service users' bikes stolen twice in six months. This despite them only being accessible if you-

Brave an overgrown side-alley
Shimmy over an eight foot wall
Dodge the motion-detector Intruder-lights
Brave the lengthy garden and its dangerous-in-the-dark steps, spikey bushes, etc
Locate the shed
Jemmy the lock and door off
Disable the alarm (not hard, apparently)
Cut the locks and chains on the bikes
Then get them back out, following the same route

They did this twice. Stealing the bikes of learning-disabled adults with Autism. I am tempted, at this point, to sit up all night with a shotgun and blow their fucking heads off. They were even disturbed by a staff member at one point, who was having a fag at 2am and told them to fuck off. They did, she called the police, a car did a "sweep of the area"- and they came back later and nicked them anyway.

Needless to say, both times, the police did fuck-all.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 July, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
Horrible theft stories there all, with Van Dom home first by more than a nose.  My sympathies.

Not trying to compete, but rather bandwagoning with an old ancedote:  when we'd been in our current home a few months, we were woken by an almighty crash and a subsequent rain of glass. I ran downstairs calling for my scary-looking but obviously completely useless dog, to see two lads legging it down the street, through the hole where my kitchen window used to be.  They'd heaved a rock the size of a watermelon through our (new) window, smashing our (new) fridge door right in, and battering crap out of our (new) kitchen table.  One of them had climbed in, cutting himself and bleeding everywhere, grabbed a wallet, and sped off, in the time it took my dog to wake up.  The polis were round sharpish, but to my (non-)amusement, their main concern was that we had no house alarm fitted (yet).  Rrrright, because clearly their stealthy mode of entry was the key to the success of these master criminals, and our failure to add to the nightly chorus of utterly pointless alarm noise made us practically accomplices.

Incidentally, my missus had her chained Honda 90 stolen from the courtyard behind a library in exactly the circumstances Spooky relates.  Honestly lads, if you can muster the energy to get a motorbike over a 10 foot wire-topped wall in broad daylight without being heard in a library, I reckon you could make a go of it in the legitimate world of work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 July, 2009, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Rrrright, because clearly their stealthy mode of entry was the key to the success of these master criminals, and our failure to add to the nightly chorus of utterly pointless alarm noise made us practically accomplices.

Of course it makes you an accomplice to a crime.

My God its tantamount to aiding and abetting some criminal lowlife POS to invade your house if you forget to close and lock all your windows at night and fit a suitable and up to date alarm system.

The same thing if you forget to lock up your bike in town or if you leave it outside a shop for 30 seconds.

How stupid because its "your fault for leaving it unlocked" or "you should take more care of your things.." and all the rest of that rubbish that legitamises the criminal activity and tries to make it acceptable and shifts the blame onto yourself for being careless and irresponsible.

The law is far too lenient on lowlife to start with and if i had my way the criminal who is on or in your property would have already waived all their rights to protection from the law.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 July, 2009, 09:50:06 PM
I took my car in for a full service on Friday, and the difference it made to the car's performance was wonderful. Then today I was driving along the M4 when the engine seized up completely and we had to be recovered by the AA, arriving back home. having gone nowhere, 6 hours after we set out.

(There were alarming noises from under the bonnet and a lot of white smoke and everything)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 July, 2009, 10:17:56 PM
Quote from: "House of Usher"I took my car in for a full service on Friday, and the difference it made to the car's performance was wonderful. Then today I was driving along the M4 when the engine seized up completely and we had to be recovered by the AA, arriving back home. having gone nowhere, 6 hours after we set out.

(There were alarming noises from under the bonnet and a lot of white smoke and everything)

I had more or less the same experience yesterday in my dad's car.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 July, 2009, 11:25:35 PM
Still, we're home safe now. I was quite matter-of-fact about it, even though the car suddenly lost momentum in fast three-lane traffic. These things happen. Probably scarier for the occupants of the camper van behind than for me. There was nothing to do but pull over, trying not to hit anything on the way. Losing control of the steering would have been far worse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 July, 2009, 11:44:44 PM
My dad took the last of the kedgeree and drowned it in curry powder. He said he needs the flavour because he's old. That's what the fish is for, and that fish wasn't cheap.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 July, 2009, 05:29:17 PM
My girlfriend got a text message from a casting agency TODAY asking if she might be available for 3 days' work filming Gavin and Stacey on the beach in Barry, starting TOMORROW. She's got no other work on, but we've got visitors coming, so no, she can't do it. You'd think they might plan ahead a little bit, wouldn't you? If they had sent this text by last Friday at the latest we might have been able to take them up on the offer. Good luck to them getting a big enough crowd willing to travel in at their own expense on a single day's notice. They're always desperate because they're always pissing people off and losing them off their books. I've worked for this agency before and vowed never to do it again after the way they treated all the extras on the production I worked on. I really don't like a lot of people who work on the production side of the media, because everything's last minute, everything's on a shoestring, they all expect the slack to be picked up by the next person down the line who's paid less than them, and they expect one-way traffic all the time: always "what can you do for us?" and not "what can we do for you?"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 July, 2009, 07:05:19 PM
....i am depressed.Everything about today has been shit.I am sick of myself and i am sick of reality and sick of people and i just snapped the nib off a .13 Rotring pen.

....the hot spell has ended and its back to the usual shit weather all week.Mind you after last weeks hot spell and the fact that you couldnt even turn on the radio or go out without hearing some whiney useless lightweight saying "OMG... the heat !!@! ..I cant move and i am aching and i have a headache or something else just became a complete pain in the end.You get a few days of heat in this country and its like the end of the world.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 07 July, 2009, 01:28:36 AM
I have been bitten. By a horsefly. AGAIN.

ON THE OTHER ARM THIS TIME!!

What the fuck???
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 July, 2009, 09:49:19 PM
Forgot our 8th wedding anniversary yesterday, after reminding myself 3 weeks ago, Bastard. So I took her out for a meal when I got home from work while my mum looked after the kids. Nearly had a vasectomy there and then, I wont ever live it down, you know what women are like. Argument, I get the upper hand then WAMMO "at least I remembered our anniversary", for the next 50 years.








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 08 July, 2009, 09:54:33 PM
Quote from: "vzzbux"Argument, I get the upper hand then WAMMO "at least I remembered our anniversary", for the next 50 years.

This is true, I'm afraid. Suicide is now your only option.*

Cheers!

Jim

* Or murder, hide the body, and re-marry.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 08 July, 2009, 10:01:20 PM
RE-marry on the same day, though. Otherwise the whole sorry cycle will start again when you celebrate your new wedding anniversary on the old day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 July, 2009, 10:04:44 PM
Quote from: "Jim_Campbell"* Or murder, hide the body, and re-marry.


re-marry???????
You gotta be kidding.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 July, 2009, 10:12:06 PM
Forgotten anniversaries??? That staple of '70s sitcoms (like 'Get Me Hennimore') and the '70s throwback sitcom 'My Family' alike. Glad we don't play those kind of mind games in my House (of Usher). Remembering anniversaries is an obligation shared equally, like all other obligations. "Anniversary next Friday". "Okay. Do you want to do something special for it? What d'you fancy doing?" Can't go wrong!

That, and not ever getting married in the first place, goes a long way to avoiding arguments and disappointment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 08 July, 2009, 10:28:14 PM
Quote from: "vzzbux"You gotta be kidding.

Sui-sue-ide it is, then!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 July, 2009, 11:11:43 PM
I took off my sweaty t-shirt before work and left it in my bag. After work I went to get this week's prog out, and it was soggy from t-shirt sweat. Bleurgh. I shall now flagellate myself 900 times in penance for my (unintentional) crimes against Thrillpower.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 09 July, 2009, 12:18:16 AM
I was meant to be going to Nottingham on Saturday to a 30th birthday party. My mate who was meant to be driving now has to be at work and the once-cheap flights are weighing in at £170. On the other hand, I don't have to go to Nottingham now, so maybe this really belongs in the "life is sort of okay" thread.

Or I do go and I have to leave the house dead early before the posties been and I miss the last episode of Cradlegrave. Aaargh!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 July, 2009, 07:58:31 AM
I am pitifully hungover, and on a volume of alcohol that in former years I would have considered negligible.  The long slide into decripitude has begun in earnest.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 09 July, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
I'm back in work after 3 weeks paternity leave. I've been in for what 5 1/2 hours and I'm knackered already. Christ on a bike this is meant to go on for what... another 30ish years and I'm knackered already. I'll never make it.

I HATE the one way system in Nottingham and I don't even drive. Count ya blessings I say The Cosh
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 09 July, 2009, 02:54:34 PM
Don't mean to ruin your first day back at work, Colin, but it goes on well passed 30 years and then the grandkids come.......!!!  But it's all great really, wouldn't wish it any other way!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 July, 2009, 03:14:01 PM
It goes on well past 30 years and then the grandkids come??

My goodness Old Tankie, but you are old! I'd warrant, even as old as Dez Skinn himself. Congratulations. Next time I have anything fizzy in my glass I shall raise it to your longevity!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 09 July, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
Cheers, Ush!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 09 July, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
Today Amazon e-mailed me to say they were cancelling my order for the Walking Dead Compendium. Then, after lunch, I accidentally stuck my finger in my eye and I still can't see properly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 July, 2009, 08:17:35 PM
I went back to my tiling job in the post office today but found that it was impossible to work because of the public who are just a  f****** pain.I wish i had never started this particular job.

One whining pain the arse was complaining that the floor i was working on plus my tools were a "hazard" and that i should put a sign up.

I lost it with her and asked if she was blind or partially sighted and then asked if i could stick a sign on her saying that she is a hazard and a total pain and to be avoided.

Whining two - legged problem creators.

GGrrrrrr............
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 July, 2009, 10:21:55 PM
QuoteOne whining pain the arse was complaining that the floor i was working on plus my tools were a "hazard" and that i should put a sign up.


Ah Pete, if you knew the hours of my life I've wasted in safety management courses just to learn that your correspondent was indeed correct - almost anything is a hazard (including sitting at a keyboard typing shite all day).  You should have responded that while you acknowledge that there is a trip hazard, you have assessed the likelihood of a trip, and the potential severity of resulting injury, and have concluded that the magnitude of risk is in fact very low.  So low in fact that the only necessary mitigation measure is to yell "fuck off!" at anyone who comes near.  There you go, one Risk Assessment and Safe System of Work statement prepared for you gratis.  Think nothing of it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 July, 2009, 10:56:51 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"
QuoteOne whining pain the arse was complaining that the floor i was working on plus my tools were a "hazard" and that i should put a sign up.


Ah Pete, if you knew the hours of my life I've wasted in safety management courses just to learn that your correspondent was indeed correct - almost anything is a hazard (including sitting at a keyboard typing shite all day).  You should have responded that while you acknowledge that there is a trip hazard, you have assessed the likelihood of a trip, and the potential severity of resulting injury, and have concluded that the magnitude of risk is in fact very low.  So low in fact that the only necessary mitigation measure is to yell "fuck off!" at anyone who comes near.  There you go, one Risk Assessment and Safe System of Work statement prepared for you gratis.  Think nothing of it.


Thats quite right and actually quite close to what happened.The annoying woman was mainly referring to an area of floor just inside the door which was covered with a sheet of hardboard and securely taped down to the floor with lots of tape with an edge no thicker than one eighth of an inch which is perfectly acceptable.I just wanted her out of my face as i didnt like her unpleasent attitude and i didnt yell at her as i never raise my voice as i dont usually have to.

.....there is a Grade 2 listed Regency building just along the road [one of a terrace] that has got cowboys working on it.I know this company and they stripped the entire facade of all its original plaster which is definate  no - no .They have since replastered it including architectural detailing and the standard of work is shockingly atrocious.The worst i have ever seen.

I cannot understand anyone wanting to pay for it and if that was my house or i had a flat in there i would have gone absolutely  f****** ballistic.

Its nothing more than destruction and vandalism and completely unneccessary.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 11 July, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
...I'm in work on a lovely sunny day, I haven't read the last part of Cradlegrave yet and last night I started reading Watchmen again and all the way through the first chapter all I could think of was that bloody film (which I didn't hate at the time.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 July, 2009, 04:23:37 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 11 July, 2009, 03:46:35 PM
...I'm in work on a lovely sunny day, I haven't read the last part of Cradlegrave yet and last night I started reading Watchmen again and all the way through the first chapter all I could think of was that bloody film (which I didn't hate at the time.)

THAT is one of the many reasons I haven't seen the film, and am unlikely to.

Steev
Unused to this new forum... eep.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 July, 2009, 08:10:49 PM
....i have missed last weeks prog.I cycled into town to Borders expecting to find them open until 8 and the f****** closed at 7.00.Why cant they just open and close at the same time every day ?? .Bloody annoying but there might still be a copy in Daves comic shop......
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 14 July, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
... due to my recent move my 2k collection is a mess. Lots of issues missing and I need to plug quite a few gaps. In fact, I haven't read any progs for many weeks as I want a complete run of progs before I do so. But looking forward to getting stuck into them. First of all I need to buy some bookcases, sort out all my books and magazines and find out exactly which progs are missing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: MarcusQQ on 14 July, 2009, 08:21:18 PM
I have to work tonight :( yay :-[
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 14 July, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 14 July, 2009, 08:15:40 PM
... due to my recent move my 2k collection is a mess. Lots of issues missing and I need to plug quite a few gaps.
Let me know when you've sorted out what you need SS, I rescued a load of progs from a mates attic when he moved a while back, I'm gonna keep the early ones till I can work out what I've already got but there's a load from 400-700ish.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 July, 2009, 01:25:51 AM
Thanks Kerrin. It's very recent progs I am missing. I did see a whole load at Mega City Comics but as I am familiar with the covers through this site, 2000ad review and Barney, I wasn't sure which I am missing. Since then I have a list but need to unpack fully to be sure.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 09:14:23 AM
...Ireland's only Borders is closing.  Spent many happy Sundays there browsing, colouring-in and snacking with the Boy after an early monring swim.  I suppose the fact that we sometimes treated it like a library makes me complicit, but I must have spent my share on GNs at the same time... 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 15 July, 2009, 10:17:24 AM
Hi, TordelBack
I know I'm going "off Topic" here but we may be having a family holiday in Ireland soon.  Is County Donegal worth visiting?  It's an area of Ireland that I don't know at all.  Would appreciate any input you may have.
Cheers
Tankie
P.S.  A few miles to the east I know very well but I don't think we'll be going there this time!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 July, 2009, 10:19:39 AM
QuoteIs County Donegal worth visiting?

Donegal is quite possibly the most beautiful place on Earth.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 11:21:19 AM
QuoteDonegal is quite possibly the most beautiful place on Earth.

I concur with m'learned friend.  It's a top spot, even if some of the people are as odd as two left feet...   ;) Practically anywhere in Donegal is worth a look (including Donegal town itself), but I'll put my personal vote in for Glencolumbcille (SW).   Depending on which bit you're going to, or how you're thinking of getting there, there's a pile of great stuff to see on the way (Bushmills, for example).

Also, always fun being north of the North while still in the South.  Much like being up in Down.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 15 July, 2009, 11:44:51 AM
Thanks for the info, guys.  We'll definitely check the area out, sounds wonderful.  Did the Ring of Kerry a couple of years ago and that was beautiful, so if it matches up to that, I'll be well impressed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 15 July, 2009, 12:16:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 11:21:19 AM
QuoteDonegal is quite possibly the most beautiful place on Earth.

I concur with m'learned friend.  It's a top spot, even if some of the people are as odd as two left feet...   ;)

Heeey!I'm from Donegal....and..well,.... no your're right

don't mind me

If you're in the north west check out Errigal and The Poison Glen. Weather permitting take a trip out to Tory Island, land of Balor of the Evil Eye

(http://www.oboylephoto.com/ireland/Poison_glen.JPG)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 15 July, 2009, 01:04:18 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 09:14:23 AM
...Ireland's only Borders is closing.  Spent many happy Sundays there browsing, colouring-in and snacking with the Boy after an early monring swim.  I suppose the fact that we sometimes treated it like a library makes me complicit, but I must have spent my share on GNs at the same time... 

The Blanchardstown one...... ?!? I didn't know it was the only one. Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I love that place!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 July, 2009, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 15 July, 2009, 01:04:18 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 09:14:23 AM
...Ireland's only Borders is closing.  Spent many happy Sundays there browsing, colouring-in and snacking with the Boy after an early monring swim.  I suppose the fact that we sometimes treated it like a library makes me complicit, but I must have spent my share on GNs at the same time... 

The Blanchardstown one...... ?!? I didn't know it was the only one. Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
I love that place!!!!


My local Borders which was like a gift from the gods when it first opened because *everything* was good about it what with the best possible selection of music plus rows of headphones for listening to new music on plus the best ever selection of esoteric books among other things.

This is no longer true because the cafe that was a good meeting place has now been turned over to a franchise coffee shop , the newspaper/magazine section has been moved downstairs away from the cafe,the music listening section has gone,the selection of books is no longer as good with some sections having a disproportionatly large selection of books to the detriment of others,a large amount of bookspace has been turned over to /DVDs,the layout doesnt seem to have any logic behind it,the area at the back of the shop is an open space that is wasted with no books or music - not sure what its for exactly, and last of all the seating inside the shop has now gone.There were benches inbetween each booksection plus the black leather armchairs that for someone reason were always occupied by small Japanese girls and sofas have all gone now.

So if borders closed now i wouldnt care that much really.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 July, 2009, 10:11:30 PM
Van Dom, the Blanch one indeed.  I dropped in today, and they have a 50% sale on everything and a two hour queue.  I've never seen anything like it.  Picked up a few Casefiles (and a crateload of science, history and kids books), but there weren't many left.  Still worth a look though , if you can spare the time.  Bloody sad experience mind, that was a cracking shop and the only real reason to visit that hellhole of a shopping centre.  Their Starbucks may have had the worst service of any cafe anywhere, but it was a cafe in a bookshop with a massive GN section, and there's precious few of that divine combination left.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 15 July, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
Thats what Iloved about it, a fantastic graphic novel section, loads of manga, Marvel, 2000ad stuff....
I live in Kildare so don't get up there very much, maybe once a month or so, but I always enjoyed taking an hour or two out with a few graphic novels up in the Starbucks.
Thats well bummed me out that has!
And yes....not much else about the Blanchardstown centre is very appealing.
Ahhhhh sugar! Very bad news!

(But Im glad you posted it or I would have gone up there in a couple of weeks only to find the store gone. That would really suck!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 July, 2009, 04:35:10 PM
Ive just been over to Borders, it seems I've missed a lot of the good stuff , lots of empty shelves

I did get a good haul of graphic novels and a couple of CDs though.

They still have a load of Manga and they even have Thrill Power Overload- half price makes it about 25 euro-still a bit pricey for me.

The queue was ridiculous, might try and get in again early tomorrow morning
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 18 July, 2009, 05:33:53 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 18 July, 2009, 04:35:10 PM
Ive just been over to Borders, it seems I've missed a lot of the good stuff , lots of empty shelves

Any idea of the closing date at all?
This is a massive disappointment, I love that place.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 July, 2009, 05:40:44 PM
Closing on 9th August
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 18 July, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
Thanks johnnystres, must try and make it up there next week then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 July, 2009, 01:18:33 PM
...went to our professional institute conference yesterday to have confirmed what we all knew already - well over 80% of my profession is now out of work.  52% of full time staff and 82% of contract staff lost their jobs between June 2008 and January of 2009 alone, and it's only got worse since.  What larks.  Luckily I've been staving of bankruptcy on a weekly basis for two years straight now, so it's no real hassle for me, but it was grim to see so many old friends left on the bench.

Went to see Harry Potter afterwards for a cheer up.  No luck.  For some inexplicable reason they left both [spoiler]the climactic battle and the happy ending out (Bill and Fleur don't appear at all)[/spoiler].  Thanks, lads.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 July, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
Aw shite - screwed up the spoiler tags and can't seem to edit or delete.  Buggerybugger.  Sincere apologies, folks.  If there's a mod about for Grud's sake zap it for me!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 July, 2009, 07:08:34 PM
The Castlevania movie is being written and directed by the creator of Saw. Fuck that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 July, 2009, 12:09:15 PM
The Big  Green Gathering, a lovely 5 day hippyfest in Somerset that I've been going to since 2002 has been cancelled at the last minute by the council and police. They cite fears of crime and disorder which is just laughable - you couldn't find a more harmless bunch of sandal wearing crystal-toting organic veggie pacifists if you tried. Radio 4 were going to do gardener's question time for drokk's sake!

It was due to start wednesday and now i'm stuck here in Bristol seething with anger whereas normally these 5 days are enough to charge my chill batteries for the year ahead!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 July, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
... yesterday went into central London to do some shopping with the Mrs. Victoria Line was closed for maintenance and severe delays on Picadilly Line because someone was "under a train at Hyde Park" – suicide I assume. (Amazing how something like that doesn't even make the local news.)

So we had to get the overground train to King's Cross and then get back into the tube network. On the way down the escalators at King's Cross, while standing on the right I felt a knock on my left side, thinking it was someone rude just barging through, even though there was plenty of space. My wife who was in front of me was knocked off balance, falling to the right / backwards and taking some sort of knock to the back of the head. I shouted out aloud "Oy!!", then realising it was a wild hoodie running down the escalators. 'It' wasn't brushing past people but it was purposefully elbowing and shoulder barging every few people and knocking them flying. I saw one man in particular get a direct hit and was knocked fiercely to the side. I shouted out even louder but no one else said a word as overall, people are pretty placid and no doubt fear repercussions as should anything happen, assume you are on your own.

So the Mrs had a bit of pain on the back of the head. Not sure if I was knocked onto her or if she fell back and hit her head on the escalator handrail.

We reported this to a member of staff who looked to find the idiot and suggested we mention it to the station supervisor which we did. Station supervisor called London Transport Police who were fine but said there is virtually no chance of finding the hoodie and that they can only look at the CCTV footage if there is a full investigation. So we said there is no point it taking it further. I just thought it would be a case of someone taking some time to rewind the footage and spot this idiot.

What gets me is the senselessness of this. I can at least get my head round an animal like that trying to impress its friends but somehow it was massaging its own ego by slamming into people.

Oh, and my wife later mentioned to me that earlier on she spotted another hoodie in the station hanging around at the bottom of another set of escalators with hood up and with a bandana over his face.

All this crap about stop and search really pisses me off. Stop the idiots and get the knives and drugs off them.  

And WTF do these morons need hoodies for on the underground, in shops etc? The cops were quite amused when I pointed out to them that the hoodie is the modern day balaclava.

Sick of these idiots.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 27 July, 2009, 01:46:29 PM
There's a weird invisibility thing that happens on the tube. Get on during a working day and you won't hear a single person speak. Get on at the same station at 8 - 9pm and everyone is chatting away.

In a former life I had to brave the Northern Line at 7:30 am everyday, trying to get onto a carriage that was full to bursting (sometimes it was acually difficult to breathe, you'd be so squashed) And still no one would ever say a word. Deathly silence.

The same goes with anything out of the ordinary. I was witness to an assault three seats from me which I attempted to break up. The victim hadn't even said a word to his assailant prior to it, and still people buried their heads in books all around the carriage. Tube staff are helpless really as they have a definite set of rules to adhere to (mate of mine works on the network) and can only pass on evidence to the police.

None of this really helps your situation Surfer, I know, but the overall set-up really plays into the hands of the idiots and they know it.  The problem isn't that people aren't scared of facing up to them. It's that people choose to ignore it because it isn't happening to them directly. And that level of selfishness is a more damning indictment of our society than the idiots taking advantage.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 July, 2009, 02:28:54 PM
Well done for trying to break up an assault Uncle Fester. I once saw a tv programme which looked at public incidents and the likelihood of people intervening. They concluded that people are more likely to get involved if there is no one else around as everyone leaves it to someone else to do something and no one usually does.

My brother was on a bus recently and a group of girls were at the back throwing Smarties down the aisle which were accidentally on purpose hitting people. No one said a word until one hit my brother on the back of the shoulder. He turned round and shouted at them "****ing ****holes!" and they shrunk into their seats. People just need to start standing up for themselves more.

And a then few years ago I was on one of the small buses in north London with my wife as she had a hospital appointment. We had the misfortune of being in a bus full of kids going to school. They were showing off to each other explaining their antics about being stopped by the police, giving false details etc. One well spoken middle class woman turned round and this ****ing little upstart of about 15 years old started mouthing off to her: "what you ****ing looking at!? What you ****ing looking at!?"

"Oh, nothing, it's nothing, I wasn't looking at you, I just turned round and you caught my eye."

I was muttering "****ing idiots!". When we got to hospital and were waiting I noticed my wife had phlegm in the back of her hair. So no doubt one those scum probably sitting behind her spat on her as it got off. Oh, boy, oh boy, if I had seen that happen...

I knew someone who used to teach at that school. He said when you see the parents of some of those kids, all fits into place.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 July, 2009, 05:00:06 PM
Quote from: dandontdare on 27 July, 2009, 12:09:15 PM
The Big  Green Gathering, a lovely 5 day hippyfest in Somerset that I've been going to since 2002 has been cancelled at the last minute by the council and police. They cite fears of crime and disorder which is just laughable - you couldn't find a more harmless bunch of sandal wearing crystal-toting organic veggie pacifists if you tried. Radio 4 were going to do gardener's question time for drokk's sake!

It was due to start wednesday and now i'm stuck here in Bristol seething with anger whereas normally these 5 days are enough to charge my chill batteries for the year ahead!

Further investigation suggests a total stitch up  by police. Trying to decide whether to:
a) just go camping instead
b) pay for another festival somewhere
c) turn up anyway and do battle at the barricades (apparently at the meeting when the 'decision' was taken, the senior policeman was heard to step to one side and radio "operation fortress is go" so it wasn't exactly unplanned. The chief inspector said the decision came from above his pay grade and was made weeks ago. Impossible road closures were another cited reason - the pigs have now managed to close all these roads and more to prevent anyone reaching the site!)

BASTARDS!   >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 27 July, 2009, 05:13:53 PM
Bl***y Hell!!  I've heard that Pot Bellies are supposed to be intelligent, but closing roads, stopping access to humans, and cancelling festivals, now that's really cool!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 July, 2009, 05:25:58 PM
Quotec) turn up anyway and do battle at the barricades

Not wanting to discourage you from fighting the good fight, but wouldn't that be just the sweetest thing you possibly could do on behalf of whoever made this silly-seeming decision?   "Violent clashes at supposedly peaceful festival, missiles hurled at police, local residents trapped in their houses with fear"', etc. etc. Surely abandoning this year's fun and setting about concerted campaigning for next year is the only way to go? 

TOTAL ASIDE NOT IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH DANTONDARE'S WOES:  I worked with a young lad who was vocally into anti-capitalism 'riots', as he put it (presumably distinct from the anti-capitalism protests themselves).  When asked if he'd been part of the group throwing themselves in front of the imported water cannons the Gardaí were amusingly if half-heartedly deploying at the time he said: "fuck no, I didn't want to wreck my i-pod".  Maybe they knew what they were doing, so. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 July, 2009, 05:59:29 PM

WTF is going on ??

I thought the BGG was an established festival ?

If this decision was made weeks ago then you might have thought that the police would have the decency to inform the festival organisers that the event was going to be cancelled because of "Crime and disorder" to save everyone who bought tickets the frustration and disappointment of the bullshit that is spoken of here today.

They are deliberately wating everyones time because they can.

"Operation fortress is go !"

Pathetic .

Police and councils are corrupt like anything official is in this country.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 July, 2009, 06:16:30 PM
Seems to me like they want a violent reaction so it can be cancelled for good.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 July, 2009, 07:56:35 PM
They'd never get one from this bunch! They might get chanted at in an aggressive manner, or their chakras maligned, but that's about all.

I've been trolling the messageboards (who knew their was such animosity between UKhippy and the tribal people!) and it seems that the council and police had it in for them for ages, but incompetent management and these draconian (and expensive) new licensing laws handed them every excuse they needed.

Basically the police dictated which expensive security company (stuarts or stewarts) they could use - these ex-job bouncers then demanded 60% of the fee up front at the eleventh hour and then pulled out even as the organisers were on the way with a cheque. They then inform the cops that all these dangerous radicals will have no security and....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 July, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Drank a lot of energy drinks in one go. Not a good idea.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 July, 2009, 11:48:49 PM
Bloody Hippies and Tribalists and soap-dodgers.

Hose them down.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 28 July, 2009, 08:49:59 AM
A photographer has sent through some great shots from a shoot last night, but he hasn't accounted for the copy space we specified - so they're all unusable.

Dammit.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tanky on 28 July, 2009, 09:15:48 AM
Quote from: dandontdare on 27 July, 2009, 07:56:35 PM
...I've been trolling the messageboards (who knew their was such animosity between UKhippy and the tribal people!) and it seems that the council and police had it in for them for ages, but incompetent management and these draconian (and expensive) new licensing laws handed them every excuse they needed.

Basically the police dictated which expensive security company (stuarts or stewarts) they could use - these ex-job bouncers then demanded 60% of the fee up front at the eleventh hour and then pulled out even as the organisers were on the way with a cheque. They then inform the cops that all these dangerous radicals will have no security and....

Unfortunately, this isn't an isolated incident. I know of at least two other festivals this year that've been pulled last minute on exactly the same grounds. The licenses take forever to get sorted, by which time it's essentially too late to book your security and the whole thing gets shut down last minute leaving everyone out of pocket. Your experience does sound unusually pre-meditated by the 'authorities' though - you don't happen to know who this security firm are by any chance?

So, yeah. Life spugs because Tanky was supposed to play a set at one of these festies and will now be missing out on a paycheque she was going to use to move house with  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 July, 2009, 04:08:02 PM
I just had a look at the BGG website and i hate to think how much cash has been lost by the organisers and anyone else who had invested time and money into it.

Does this even occur to the authorities who make these decisions at the very last minute ?

I dont know if this particular festival had any kind of corporate sponsorship but it probably didnt and its probably the lack of it that is the problem here because if there was the festival organisers could probably have afforded to pay off these MFs to allow the festival to go ahead.

If i was the organiser i would make a case for claiming compensation because the authorities way of handling this is unreasonable and ostructive and unjustified.

C****.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 July, 2009, 01:22:00 PM
Well, we're off to the Stokes Bay Festival nr Gosport instead as they're offering discounts to BGG refugees and it's on over the same five days. It's cost me over £100 more though, including trains. I'll be offline till Monday, so wish us luck (and dry weather!).

These licensing laws are wrong on so many levels - it has made it virtually impossible to organise a private gathering and consensually police it oneself without ridiculous security demands and vast expenditure. It's also made it much harder and costlier for any village hall, cafe, youthclub or pub to put on any live music.

At which point does a nanny state become a police state?  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 29 July, 2009, 01:37:31 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's Nu Labour!!!  3,500 new laws and rising!!!

Have a great time at your Festival but remember to be very polite to the security guards as, under one of Nu Labour's great new laws, accredited security guards, i.e. "bouncers", can now issue on-the-spot fines for disorderly conduct!!!!  Have fun!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 July, 2009, 02:22:56 PM
We are already in a Police State.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 July, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 29 July, 2009, 01:37:31 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's Nu Labour!!!  3,500 new laws and rising!!!

Have a great time at your Festival but remember to be very polite to the security guards as, under one of Nu Labour's great new laws, accredited security guards, i.e. "bouncers", can now issue on-the-spot fines for disorderly conduct!!!!  Have fun!!


I just read about this.I think the bouncers have to fail rigorous intelligence tests before they are given licences to issue fines and it takes months of training apparently.Lots of learning by repetition.You get these all over the states now as well .They are not Police but they apparently have powers of arrest and they are govt created minimum wage jobs for useful idiots.

I was actually stopped on my bike by 2 Community police officers [Plastic police] for cycling on the wide seafront pavement instead of the road.They were very pleasent and polite and reasonable and they explained why they were there when i questioned them and i ended up chatting to one of them for a couple of minutes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 July, 2009, 03:22:43 PM
QuoteWe are already in a Police State.

QuoteI was actually stopped on my bike by 2 Community police officers [Plastic police] for cycling on the wide seafront pavement instead of the road.They were very pleasent and polite and reasonable and they explained why they were there when i questioned them and i ended up chatting to one of them for a couple of minutes.

Fucking Nazis.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 July, 2009, 03:34:33 PM
QuoteFucking Nazis.

Yeah, I was going to say.  First they came for the pavement cyclists, and I did not speak.  Mainly because I didn't want to interrupt what seemed like a nice chat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 29 July, 2009, 03:49:17 PM
HA HA HA HA HA, You guys! Made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 July, 2009, 04:09:25 PM
They were Police community support officers and i dont object to them at all as they have clearly defined duties and guidelines that they have to abide by.

PCSOs are not indicative of a police state.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 July, 2009, 05:10:38 PM
Yes, their defined duties are to ring for the real police whenever they spot a crime, especially if an old lady drops a small piece of paper. Then the Fucking Nazi's arrive about 2 hours later and body slam her into a wall, handcuff her, take her to the station, leave her in overnight and the outcome is she loses her home to pay the fine that's roughly about £20,000 I think.
I hate real criminals. Death to them all ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 29 July, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 27 July, 2009, 01:30:32 PM


And WTF do these morons need hoodies for on the underground, in shops etc? The cops were quite amused when I pointed out to them that the hoodie is the modern day balaclava.

Sick of these idiots.

I imagine I'd be quite amused too. Because it sounds like something Adrian Mole would say. Sorry it happened to you and yours but still...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 July, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZxJYtfOReI
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tanky on 30 July, 2009, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: dandontdare on 29 July, 2009, 01:22:00 PM
Well, we're off to the Stokes Bay Festival nr Gosport instead...

Hang on... You're voluntarily having a wet weekend in Gosport? For a holiday?!* ;D





*actually it's quite nice out at the moment, on this side of the water at least. Hope you have a goodun x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 30 July, 2009, 04:19:08 PM
Hanging's too good for anyone over the age of twelve caught cycling on a public pavement.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 July, 2009, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: DavidXBrunt on 29 July, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 27 July, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
And WTF do these morons need hoodies for on the underground, in shops etc? The cops were quite amused when I pointed out to them that the hoodie is the modern day balaclava.

Sick of these idiots.
I imagine I'd be quite amused too. Because it sounds like something Adrian Mole would say. Sorry it happened to you and yours but still...

Don't understand. But still what? The police completely agreed with me. Don't know why it is tolerated for animals like that to be wondering around the underground with bandanas over their faces and hoods up just so they can take their chances with crime and get away scott free. At least last time two such animals tried it on me, again with hoodies up and bandanas covering their faces I gave them a good punching to.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 July, 2009, 05:34:14 PM
QuoteDon't understand. But still what?

Ehhh, I think DXB has his sights set on the 'cranky bugger' niche recently vacated by Logan.  If the feckers had pushed over my missus I'd want their heads for footballs, never mind their bloody hoodies.

(I'm especially aggrieved by the appropriation of the hoodie by scumbags, since it was my own favourite piece of clothing for many a long year).


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 July, 2009, 05:54:36 PM
My Mrs played down how she felt right after the incident purely for the purpose of keeping me calm (not that I'm a hothead or anything, quite the opposite). She had a pain on the back of her head for rest of the day and wasn't sure if it was from a direct knock or if it was because she fell back and hit the handrail. 

Yes, the hoodie seems to have been appropriated I'm afraid.

When I was living in Holland I had one of those green MA1 jackets which were worn by skinheads but then became quite popular in the UK. Colleagues over there couldn't believe it as in Holland they had been appropriated by 'Mullets' the Dutch 1980-90s version of 'chavs'.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 July, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 30 July, 2009, 04:19:08 PM
Hanging's too good for anyone over the age of twelve caught cycling on a public pavement.

The particular stretch of seafront pavement where i was stopped is the only place where i do cycle off the road ever.

Further to that i have been doing so for absolutely years [at least a decade] and in that time i have not caused injury or been a nuisance to anyone.Not a single incident.

Thats all i have to say on the subject.


Quote from: SuperSurfer on 30 July, 2009, 04:23:28 PM
Quote from: DavidXBrunt on 29 July, 2009, 05:25:43 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 27 July, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
And WTF do these morons need hoodies for on the underground, in shops etc? The cops were quite amused when I pointed out to them that the hoodie is the modern day balaclava.

Sick of these idiots.
I imagine I'd be quite amused too. Because it sounds like something Adrian Mole would say. Sorry it happened to you and yours but still...

Don't understand. But still what? The police completely agreed with me. Don't know why it is tolerated for animals like that to be wondering around the underground with bandanas over their faces and hoods up just so they can take their chances with crime and get away scott free. At least last time two such animals tried it on me, again with hoodies up and bandanas covering their faces I gave them a good punching to.

They are an insult to Animals.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 30 July, 2009, 08:09:44 PM
Sorry Pete but cyclists should stay on the road. It really pisses me off when I am pushing my little princess in her buggy and my son is pottering a few meters ahead of me and then some moron comes scooting up the path on his mountain bike and doesn't even bother to slow down, and then he gets aggrieved when I knock him down to the floor. That taught him a lesson though.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 July, 2009, 08:25:25 PM
I had an incident like that a while back vzzbux.
I was walking down the town with Sam, Carolyn and her friend. It was a lovely sunny day and this bloke cycled straight towards Sam and shouted something along the lines of "get out the way".
I being the mild mannered person that I am, dragged him off his bike and told him in quite colourful language that I don't expect an adult to ride down any pavement and tell my son to "get out of the way".
I then dragged him over to Sam and made him apologise to his face, this I did by forcing his head down to Sams face.
The good lady and her friend just let me get on with it as I am very protective about my family, especially Sam due to his autism.
When I go out with Sam on our tandem I make sure we do everything correctly, especially as I do all the bloody pedaling.

Death to all pavement cyclists (children are okay so long as they climb off when encountering pedestrians, if not shoot 'em)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 July, 2009, 08:36:11 PM
I hear what you are both saying but like i have already said i have never caused a problem to anyone on this stretch of seafront and i am a safe responsible cyclist and i am especially vigilant of children and my conduct is exemplary.The bit i cycle on is usually empty of people *nearly* all of the time and i dont tend to cycle fast anyway.

I do know what you are talking about though because you get loads of irresponsible and selfish and belligerent cyclists here as well but i am not one of them .

The problem i have here is that the cycle path runs directly paralell with and forms part of the pavement with only a painted line dividing it so in summer its a nightmare because people walk all over the cycle path so its a case of cycling around them like an obstacle course and its a pain but like i say i have been doing this for a decade now so i know what i am doing and what i am talking about.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 July, 2009, 08:36:37 PM
QuoteDeath to all pavement cyclists (children are okay so long as they climb off when encountering pedestrians, if not shoot 'em)

Can I endorse this statement, and add cyclists who still cycle on the road when there's a bloody cycle path or lane provided for them?  I speak as a cyclist of long standing, incidentally.  I therefore request exemption for cutting through the park when there's no-one in the way.

Note:  Not an attack directed at PeterWolf, just both practices in general.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 July, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
That I can never understand, TordelBack!
There is a cycle path in Maidstone that helps you avoid a major roundabout next to the M20 and the route only goes left, as right is the motorway, and still I see twats on the road. I mean for Gods sake there is a safe route and yet they still go on the road. I believe you should be allowed to knock them down and then sue them for any damage to your car.
Cycles in parks are fine by me as that's partly what parks are for. Safety for everyone and enough space to avoid each other.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 July, 2009, 09:00:15 PM
By the way Peter, I am quite happy for you to run anyone down who is walking in the cycle path. I have been to Brighton many a time and know the area you speak of and I have seen the fools walking along the cycle path even when they can see a bike approaching.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 July, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 July, 2009, 09:00:15 PM
By the way Peter, I am quite happy for you to run anyone down who is walking in the cycle path. I have been to Brighton many a time and know the area you speak of and I have seen the fools walking along the cycle path even when they can see a bike approaching.

That whole stretch of seafront is a Dickhead magnet.I hate it in summer when its busy and i will choose an alternative route or use the road because i find it too stressful  to plough my way through them as they just wind me up in the end especially when you get some lairy drunken dickheads who thinks its clever to start waiving their arms around and shouting and causing an obstruction deliberately .Luckily i have always been able to avoid physical contact with them but there have been times in the past when i have just felt like knocking them out and shutting them up permanently.

Further to that any adult that rides on the pavement and shouts at a young child to get out of the way deserves to have the shit kicked out of them in my opinion.Its inexcusable behaviour so well done for doing the right thing.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 30 July, 2009, 10:53:19 PM
Shoot the prats, that's what I say!!  The centre of Peterborough is pedestrianised and cyclists are supposed to dismount but, of course, they don't.  The wallys just carry on cycling, causing grief to everyone in their path.  Should have machinegun posts mounted at each end of the high street; one warning shot, and if the b******s don't dismount, take 'em out!!

Family groups of cyclists make me smile; Mummy, Daddy, Jane & Jimmy.  The kids are wearing helmets but the parents don't bother (so "uncool").  So, when the car ploughs into them, Jane & Jimmy will probably be okay but Mummy & Daddy will be 'brown bread'!!  Ah well, they'll just have to grow up in an orphanage!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 July, 2009, 11:06:43 PM
I'm not entirely sure that cycling helmets are proof against a car running into you, OT.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 31 July, 2009, 03:22:45 PM
van loaded, dog sitters organised, just about to hit the road..and the venue cancels the gig at the last fucking minute

cunts

>:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 31 July, 2009, 05:05:20 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 30 July, 2009, 08:36:37 PM
Can I endorse this statement, and add cyclists who still cycle on the road when there's a bloody cycle path or lane provided for them?  I speak as a cyclist of long standing, incidentally.
Nay, nay and thrice nay. These are optional and, in the case of cycle paths in particular, I'd say geared towards a completely different kind of cycling than simply getting from A to B.

Perhaps if there was a nationwide network of cycle lanes and paths analogous to the road network which had been properly thought out and developed rather than a slapdash smattering of broken, irregular routes located wherever was cheapest and most convenient for council planning departments desperate to look like they've done something towards encouraging increased cycle use without, in many cases, actually employing anyone who is likely to use them. And perhaps if cycle paths weren't dimly lit backwaters litterd with dogshit, broken glass and potholes frequented by gangs of feral youths and requiring the user to bump up and down kerbs (which their wheels aren't built for) every 100ft.

I don't know what it's like in Ireland, but we're quite a long way from achieving that here in the UK. Off the top of my head, I can think of two places within a mile of my flat where to attempt to use the provided "cycle lane" would contravene anything a child learns in cycling proficiency tests and be far more dangerous than adopting a proper position in the road. Using a cycle lane, particularly a discontinuous one, on a busy road can actually be more dangerous because you're taking yourself out of the flow of traffic but you still have to move in and out of that flow as lane stops and starts, as you pull out ot avoid the morons parked in at and so on. This gives drivers approaching from behind the opportunity [not the right word] to pay you less attention than they should which can be lethal as you approach a left turn. The flipside is that you have to wait in the same queue of traffic at the lights rather than sidling up to head of the line, but that isn't much of a price to pay for being safer on the road.

There are one or two places where I will get off and use the alternatives (crossing the Newbridge roundabout Eastbound) but a bicycle is a road vehicle which can and should be ridden perfectly safely on virtually all roads. The best way to make the roads safer to ride on is to ride on them safely and visibly, adopting a space in the road which forces drivers to treat passing you in the same way as they would another vehicle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 July, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
Quote.. but a bicycle is a road vehicle which can and should be ridden perfectly safely on virtually all roads.

Yes, but not (as is the case on my journey to and from work) where the road has been narrowed to make two separate cylce paths to such an extent that there really isn't room for two cars travelling in the opposite direction plus a bike going either way, while a deserted raised cycle lane on each side of the road mocks us.

QuoteThe best way to make the roads safer to ride on is to ride on them safely and visibly, adopting a space in the road which forces drivers to treat passing you in the same way as they would another vehicle.

By the way, I completely agree with this part.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2009, 01:45:49 AM
I can't sleep. The thought of teaching 600+ hours next year for not much more than £13,000 is keeping me awake. Hourly paid teaching sucks. Not being on a salary always means you end up doing work for free. I can't go on like this indefinitely. It takes a heavy toll.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 01 August, 2009, 08:05:57 AM
Ush- I'm sure you have a really hefty workload, but 600 hours over a year (even allowing for naff all in August) is still only 54-55 hrs a month.

I'm assuming there is a significant amount of prep work and marking to do, but it still doesn't seem to match up with the amount of hours that, for example I pull.

I work for 1700 hrs approx per year allowing for leave, and a great many folks here do the same, if not more.

So whilst I'm sure you work plenty hard, and do the best job you can, you are still pulling over £20 an hour. For teaching. Mrs Bolt works in an A&E dept for less than that, and she is qualified in all sorts of stuff.

So, forgive me for telling you to just get on with it man, there are lots of folks worse off than you. This is meant to be in the vein of 'hey, come on, it isn't that bad- at least you are still working' though I am aware that it may not read that way.

Now I'm off to letter comic strips and put together comics for free...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 01 August, 2009, 08:30:14 AM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 01 August, 2009, 08:05:57 AM
Ush- I'm sure you have a really hefty workload, but 600 hours over a year (even allowing for naff all in August) is still only 54-55 hrs a month.


Careful on this one Bolt old boy. I speak from a well placed position to observe but with relative neutrality as a librarian in an FE College were 600 is the standard teaching year with remission for various other roles tutors are required to take. Its an incredibly demanding years work load. Remember those hours are confined to typically about 36 weeks in the year and include only face to face contact time, every hour of which can be exhausting depending on who you're teaching .

The fact that teachers get a great deal of holiday (and in FE it is most definately not all the times the College is on 'holiday') is not a reason 'cos a great proportion of that time is spent doing numerous administration functions that are impossible to do in the typical term time week.

On top of the generally acknowledged and recognised work teacher shave (marking etc) a good tutor, one you would like your kids in front of, will have an incredible amount of pastorial work, one to one to help with the specific needs of individual students at heart, a need to constantly redefine and redevelop their teaching methods in line with new opportunities available today and the changing learning style of students various college meeting, working groups etc etc.

Teaching, when done well, is an incredibly hard job and the first couple of years are particularly so. Don't forget those teaching contact hours are in front of typically a group of teenagers who are often testing their boundaries and learning so much at such different paces that the group of people in front of you can be stunningly intimidating.

Don't underestimate the pressure of teaching its massive.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 August, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
Pah 600 hours a year.
Now when I was a lad we used to work 600 hours a week and if we didn't...... ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 01 August, 2009, 10:29:27 AM
Ush, if you're up at 1.45a.m., stressing about your job, it's time for a change of career.  You're obviously an educated and intelligent guy, there must be other careers open to you that would make you happier.

My son recently changed career after 10 years in a well paid, high-pressure job that was slowly sucking the lifeblood out of him.  He has now bitten the bullet and is doing something that he's wanted to do since he was five years old.  I've never seen him happier.  The change of career, combined with being a new Dad, has left him a very happy, if knackered, 30-something!!

Remember, life's too short, and there are no pockets in shrouds.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2009, 02:07:07 PM
Old Tankie, you're quite right: I should move on. The person who answers the phone when you ring up the council gets £18,937 and for that they only want A-levels or a year's call centre experience. I'm having to apply for jobs in order to qualify for Jobseeker's Allowance, and if I get any salaried job offer I'm taking it.

My 600 hours' teaching is only spread over 10 months, and £13,000 was a very rough over-estimate that includes holiday pay. Teaching 20 hours a week involves being there 25 hours and a minimum of 10 hours' marking and 10 hours' preparation. Last year it was more than that because of the amount of new material I had to originate. Nine to five would be civilised by comparison, and better paid. A salaried teaching post would be luxurious. What's bugging me at the moment is receiving memoranda from work all through July and August when I'm not even on the payroll!

Thanks for the pep talk, Bolt-01. I appreciate it could be worse. Having a lifetime's qualifications at least keeps me in the £10-20k earnings bracket and means that realistically I don't have to go back to retail again, for which I'm thankful.

I know I could make hourly paid teaching work for me if I only had to teach GCSE. That's the easiest part of my job. The hardest part is teaching leisure learning courses assessed by coursework over 30 weeks to make up the hours, because they generate about 10 times more marking and admin. As Colin_YNWA points out, it's the first couple of years that are hardest, and I'm not past that stage yet.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 August, 2009, 02:16:55 PM
I'm sure I mentioned this before when you were having a hard time keeping your enthusiasm up Ush (I know for a fact that I couldn't do what you do) but have you considered taking your skills abroad for a while. Better pay, living conditions, cost of living etc, obviously there are downsides but...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2009, 02:39:03 PM
Nope. Can't do it. They don't need sociologists and social anthropologists abroad, because they've got their own; and if there's an opening for a Brit they'll always prefer one who's middle class, public school and Oxbridge. There are loads of new universities opening up in the middle east, but they don't want what I teach, because all the demand over there is for technical education, not humanities. I don't really want to teach English abroad because it kind of makes a mockery of everything I've learned since, and besides there are loads of willing teachers half my age who are willing to work for travel money. It's not an old man's game. Thanks for the suggestion. I'm not really looking for solutions, just having a whinge, as is the purpose of this thread!

:) ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 August, 2009, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 July, 2009, 05:44:05 PM
Quote.. but a bicycle is a road vehicle which can and should be ridden perfectly safely on virtually all roads.

Yes, but not (as is the case on my journey to and from work) where the road has been narrowed to make two separate cylce paths to such an extent that there really isn't room for two cars travelling in the opposite direction plus a bike going either way, while a deserted raised cycle lane on each side of the road mocks us.

QuoteThe best way to make the roads safer to ride on is to ride on them safely and visibly, adopting a space in the road which forces drivers to treat passing you in the same way as they would another vehicle.

By the way, I completely agree with this part.

So do i.

A lot of cyclists simply should not be allowed on the roads because they are a hazard to themselves and others.Wether i am driving or cycling i keep as wide a distance from them as possible as i dont want to be near them.They are unpredictable and irresponsible but having said that its easy to differentiate between a competent cyclist and an incompetent cyclist.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 August, 2009, 04:54:46 PM
...although I was incredibly excited to receive my Dan Francisco/ Mutie Scum badges in the post today, I was less than pleased to immediately sustain multiple injuries getting them out of the envelope! Both safety pins were left open and I stabbed myself twice (okay, perhaps not "multiple", but who cares) on them.

I now haz hurty fingers.  :(

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 August, 2009, 05:15:45 PM
Widdums. Come on man, toughen the funt up! Pain is a mere sensation. I laugh in face of badge pins, ha-ha-ha. You don't want Mr.T throwing Snickers bars at you, do you, well do you? Grrrrrr! Man up hombre.

God it's a miserable day out there. I think I'll settle down to making a start on next months art comp with a nice cold beer. Not all bad then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 August, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Pain is for wimps.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 August, 2009, 06:23:54 PM
You say that- but what would have happened if it'd been a full, overhead mask with badges for eyes? Eh, did you think of THAT? I would have immediately put it on and stabbed myself in the eyeballs! Hooked my eyeballs on the safety pins and pulled them, punctured, pussing and leaking yellow ichor, out of my gaping sockets while screaming in agony. That's what would have happened! Then, the eyeballs would have still been attached to both the mask and my head, via their stretched and raw optic nerves, and I'd've somehow had to work my hand up inside the mask, unhook them, get the mask off and slip them back into my skull before going to the hospital.

And that would not have been zarjaz.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 August, 2009, 06:31:04 PM
Good point.


Tee-hee.





Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 August, 2009, 07:31:55 PM
Quote from: SpookyTheCat on 01 August, 2009, 04:54:46 PM
...although I was incredibly excited to receive my Dan Francisco/ Mutie Scum badges in the post today, I was less than pleased to immediately sustain multiple injuries getting them out of the envelope! Both safety pins were left open and I stabbed myself twice (okay, perhaps not "multiple", but who cares) on them.

I now haz hurty fingers.  :(

Steev
Thats nothing. I once opened an envelope from a graduate who sent his cv looking for work experience. I stuck my fingers in the envelope and got stabbed by a fish hook attached to fishing tackle. He was trying to be creative and his covering letter had a load of tosh about him being the "right catch". I thought, ok joke over and went to take the cv out and got jabbed by a second hook. Good one. Needless to say he didn't get a placement at that company. The moral is: job seekers, don't stab any prospective employers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2009, 09:11:42 PM
What on earth was the post he was applying for? You don't work for John West salmon, do you?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 August, 2009, 10:04:07 PM
Ha ha. No, it was in a Dutch graphic design company years ago. And the fish hook sending graduate was German. Wartime animosity, perhaps? As a Dutch person once said to me "the war will truly be over when a Dutch man calls his son Adolf". Actually, it was just a case of creativity gone wrong. Dutch design companies were very good at helping out students and graduates and many companies always had a junior or two there doing a placement. As graphics in the Netherlands is pretty hot they would get applications from all over the world.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 August, 2009, 11:22:38 PM
Two tragic losses for the world of music.

1). The Pussycat Dolls have split.
2). Paul McCartney ain't touring no more.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 03 August, 2009, 06:28:13 PM
The stupid fucking c*nts that live next door, not content with trying to learn scales on an electric guitar have managed to set off both the burglar and fire alarm simultaneously.

The Fire Brigade have now departed -- there apparently not actually being a fire -- leaving these alarms still blaring and the c*nts having no clue how to stop them.

It's so bad, I'm actually contemplating booking into a hotel for the night.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 August, 2009, 06:45:46 PM

Cant you go nextdoor and talk to these idiots and find the control panels to the alarms ?

Its quite simple to switch these things off by resetting them .

Thats what i would do anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 August, 2009, 07:00:54 PM
'Silence' then 'reset'. If that doesn't work, turn the key to the other position, and try again. Or push it in really hard, becasue there's always a little spring that pushes it back out again. Or is that not funny in this context?  ;)

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 03 August, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 03 August, 2009, 06:45:46 PM

Cant you go nextdoor and talk to these idiots and find the control panels to the alarms ?


My cats speak better English than my neighbours.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 August, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
I got back from my distinctly second-rate festival experience last night and ever since I've been puking up and shitting water - seriously guys, I've had the runs before but this is extreme - I drink a glass of water and half an hour later a glassful of extremely stinky water just falls out the other end. And I've also found I can't trust my arse if it feels like it wants to fart.

The only lucky point is that we decided to come home a day early, so I'm feeling like death on my own sofa rather than in the back of as crammed car with a hyperactive 10 year old for a four hour drive.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 August, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 03 August, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 03 August, 2009, 06:45:46 PM

Cant you go nextdoor and talk to these idiots and find the control panels to the alarms ?


My cats speak better English than my neighbours.

Cheers

Jim

Are they foreign or ignorant or inarticulate or inconsiderate or all of those things ?

Are they deaf as well ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2009, 08:26:32 PM
Quote from: dandontdare on 03 August, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
I drink a glass of water and half an hour later a glassful of extremely stinky water just falls out the other end. And I've also found I can't trust my arse if it feels like it wants to fart.

You are going to have one scary time in bed tonight, everytime you feel a fart brewing you'll have to run to the throne.
Then again you could wear some incontinence pants >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 August, 2009, 08:30:54 PM
If the alarms are directly linked to an outside network it is not just a case of reset. You need the key codes from the alarm company. Turning off the electricity isn't enough either. Get hold of some ladders and smash shit out of the bell boxes and any internal bell that exist. Failing that stick skewers in your ears.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 August, 2009, 08:34:01 PM
I cut the cable to someones burglar alarm that was next door to a friends house i was staying in years ago because i was sick of hearing it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2009, 08:39:57 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 03 August, 2009, 08:34:01 PM
I cut the cable to someones burglar alarm that was next door to a friends house i was staying in years ago because i was sick of hearing it.

Is this while you were breaking in Peter ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 August, 2009, 09:34:36 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2009, 08:26:32 PM
Quote from: dandontdare on 03 August, 2009, 08:05:23 PM
I drink a glass of water and half an hour later a glassful of extremely stinky water just falls out the other end. And I've also found I can't trust my arse if it feels like it wants to fart.

You are going to have one scary time in bed tonight, everytime you feel a fart brewing you'll have to run to the throne.

Yes thank you, I discovered this the hard way about 5.30 this morning. And then made that very run every fifteen minutes for many hours!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 August, 2009, 09:42:24 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2009, 08:39:57 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 03 August, 2009, 08:34:01 PM
I cut the cable to someones burglar alarm that was next door to a friends house i was staying in years ago because i was sick of hearing it.

Is this while you were breaking in Peter ;)

Heaven forbid i would do such a thing !
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 August, 2009, 10:54:33 PM
...I've just put my thumb through the screen of my laptop- resulting in a crack across it, and a big white space where computery loveliness used to be.

Any ideas how much this is going to cost to get fixed?

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 04 August, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
Seal the crack with cheese should work a treat.
(Too much on the cheese?)






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 August, 2009, 05:31:41 PM

....because i found out today that a certain person i know of has been spreading a false allegation that i am a Paedophile.They have done this through word of mouth and by sending emails and i know where and who at least some of the emails were sent to .

They will send more emails that will clear my name.

I know who this person is and i know where they live and if they are lucky they might just get off with a roughing up and they are going to be told in no uncertain terms where they stand and i can be 99 percent certain that they wont do it again.The roughing up probably wont be necessary because after i have had a word with this individual he will know that i am not fucking about.

GGrrrrr.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2009, 10:26:20 AM
You mention paedophilia allegations and suddlenly an otherwise "active thread" drops to page four! That's terrible, Peter- I'm not sure what to do in these situations, so trust you'll find a way out of it without resorting to assault or GBH. Mind you if the same were intimated about me, and I knew I wasn't, I'm not sure I would be in any way calm enough to handle it sensibly.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 06 August, 2009, 11:48:21 AM
Hope this gets messy situation gets sorted it out Peter, without any aggro.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 August, 2009, 11:54:31 AM
Ouch.  Very sorry to read that Peter, hope it gets sorted.  Beware of carrying out any serious punching (although I can't think how else I'd react myself), as that's a whole other mound of trouble.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 August, 2009, 12:42:22 PM
Thanks for your kind words everyone.

I am 100 percent certain this problem will be resolved without resorting to anything physical as talking to him will be enough as he will get a warning and he will know where exactly where he stands afterwards and he wont do it again.Fear is something these types of people always understand.

These types often use paedophillia as a smear as i have heard of lots of examples of this but in this case i dont think anyone is taking him seriously.

This individual is a resident in a block of flats that i was supposed to be doing a maintenance contract on but he has tried to sabotage the fact that i was going to be doing the work by sending emails to the managing agents and to others in the building.I have it on very good word from others that live in the building that he is mentally unbalanced.

This can be resolved because i know the chairman of the residents committee and i know others in the building as well.The residents are extremely dissatisfied with the agents and the contractor who was supposed to replace me as the chosen contractor have also been sacked because their work is below substandard as they recently rewired and redecorated the public ways in the same building.Cowboys.

I am seeing the chairman of the committee sometime on friday or saturday and i am still the favorite for doing the work anyway because thats what i was told the other day.I might also be able to see to it that the managing agents are sacked as well as i am going to tell the chairman of the committee everything i know about them as i know quite a lot about them and their dodgy practices.

I have a feeling this is all going to work out just fine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 August, 2009, 01:33:17 PM
Perhaps best to obtain a printout of the offending email and take it to the police and make a complaint.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 August, 2009, 01:56:55 PM
Defamation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 August, 2009, 02:17:17 PM
QuoteDefamation.

Infamy!  They've got it... etc.

INAL, but I'd be hesitant to take the offending e-mail to the cops just yet, simply for the (possibly irrational) fear that even raising the issue connects you with it in their minds, or worse yet, their files. Hang on to it, and if things can't be otherwise resolved by all means march down to the station, but I wouldn't do it as a first step.  

I say this because I was once in the wrong place at the wrong time during a combined anti-terrorist/drugs squad operation on a house I was renting, and while everyone verbally accepted that I was not connected in anything but an innocent way with the guys they were looking for (the owners), and I was neither arrested nor charged, a query through a family friend revealed my name still prominently attached to the case file.  I wasn't amused.  

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 August, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
How sad that, in our society, the innocent have almost as much to fear as the guilty. Makes you wonder if the Nazis really did lose the War  :-\
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 August, 2009, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 06 August, 2009, 02:17:17 PM
I'd be hesitant to take the offending e-mail to the cops just yet, simply for the (possibly irrational) fear that even raising the issue connects you with it in their minds, or worse yet, their files.

I originally typed a longer and ironic message, which I scrapped in favour of keeping it simple. Something to the effect that of course the police don't have better things to do than to widen an investigation beyond the initial terms of the complaint (defamation) in the absence of any evidence that the complainant has committed any offence.

But I agree: collecting and retaining evidence is as important as letting the culprit know you're onto him and warning him against doing it again, and definitely more of a first step than going to the police. Who are pretty useless much of the time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 August, 2009, 03:32:44 PM
I think that talking to this despicable dishonest POS will be quite enough.It will be a shock and a surprise for him when i do.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 August, 2009, 09:53:12 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 06 August, 2009, 11:54:31 AM
Ouch.  Very sorry to read that Peter, hope it gets sorted.  Beware of carrying out any serious punching (although I can't think how else I'd react myself), as that's a whole other mound of trouble.

Its a shame that that option can lead to a whole other mound of trouble which is the only thing stopping me from introducing a fucking baseball bat to his head.

Repeatedly...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 06 August, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 06 August, 2009, 09:53:12 PM
Its a shame that that option can lead to a whole other mound of trouble which is the only thing stopping me from introducing a fucking baseball bat to his head.

Repeatedly...

Perhaps a cricket bat might be more in order; the larger, flatter barrel would distribute the damage to a wider area.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 06 August, 2009, 10:58:27 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 06 August, 2009, 09:58:50 PM

Perhaps a cricket bat might be more in order; the larger, flatter barrel would distribute the damage to a wider area.

Wet sand in a sock. Hurts like a bastard; minimal bruising.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 06 August, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 06 August, 2009, 09:53:12 PM
Its a shame that that option can lead to a whole other mound of trouble which is the only thing stopping me from introducing a fucking baseball bat to his head.

Repeatedly...

Even the greatest criminals can make a small mistake that leads to their downfall. His was announcing his intentions in advance, via a public forum...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 August, 2009, 11:10:48 PM

Theres a very big difference between what i *feel* like doing and what i will or wont do and besides the wording in my post was clear enough.

Its not my actual intent but right now i am displeased and that was refelected in my comment.

Thoughts or feelings are not against the law and there is no such thing as pre-crime or the thought police yet and besides you would have to prove that that was my intent.I could say right now that i am going to jump off Beachy Head but it doesnt mean i am going to.


Read it again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 August, 2009, 11:57:41 AM
Feck me, but this economy lark is getting hard.  As of today we haven't got one single  project we tendered for in the past two months.  The most recent one, the preferred tender was 25% of ours (that's not 25% less, that's a quarter of our price), and we were cutting our own throats (® T.Pratchett) to get there anyway.   With 90% of us having lost our jobs in the last year, there's obviously a rake of hugely experienced folks who'd just rather be out doing something rather than nothing - hard competing with that.  Have the weekend to work out a schedule of redundancies.  Feels unusually hopeless for a sunny Friday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 07 August, 2009, 06:47:53 PM
... I had less than two hours sleep last night.

I suggested a meeting a few days ago with a supplier but didn't hear from them. Turned out they were expecting me yesterday as my email had gone nuts on me and I didn't get their message. So ended up working until 6am for a rescheduled meeting this morning. My plan was to finish meeting and go into town at my leisure as felt I earned the rest of the day off. But had a call while in meeting to say some other work had to be changed so rushed back to do that and just finished now. Knackered.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 August, 2009, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 07 August, 2009, 11:57:41 AMHave the weekend to work out a schedule of redundancies.  Feels unusually hopeless for a sunny Friday.

Shit, that's harsh TB. 

It's a kick in the bollocks man and I'm sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 August, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
I've always thought that peeing in the shower and/or sink was completely unacceptable in a civilized society, but recently I've become aware of the possibility of this not being the case.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 August, 2009, 09:04:45 PM
Pissing in a sink was part of being in the military when the ablutions were based about 200 metres from your block.
We may have been able to do the 30 miler in under 6 and a half hours across the moors, but 200 metres is a lot further in the middle of the night ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 August, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Cheers Kerrin, but I've absolutely no right to be complaining, every other thing in my life is absolutely tickety boo right now, my brother and his wife are expecting my first nephew/niece this weekend, and I am the most fortunate of men in matters of health an family  - hence restricting myself to moaning here!  Life does not spug - but work or lack thereof certainly does.  If something has to suck, better it be that.

Please to ignore the following, just getting it off my chest.  Look away now!

It's been coming for a long time, two years at least, to the point where it's sort of old hat at this point, as long-term boarders can boredly attest.  Difference right now is that there doesn't seem any reason to hope things are going to improve even if we could hang on a bit longer.  We've plummeted down from 80 staff to 50 to 25 to 15, and now fuck knows - 5 for bit, and then none?   My business partner stupidly let a pile of good people go last year in a panic when there was no need, but I managed to re-hire most of them and we've been struggling along for the last year on the strength of their skill and hard work.  But when there's no work, there's no money, and when there's no money, there's no wages.  I just utterly hate putting good folk out on the street, especially this time when there really is absolutely no chance of them getting another job anytime soon.  You're just fucking up their lives in the worst way.  For some reason this weighs on my mind even more than the implications of bankruptcy and tax bills and overdraft guarantees and all that other good stuff.  

I know I do go on like this a lot, but I genuinely find moaning here quite therapeutic, particularly since right now I don't want to load troubles on my very, very pregnant wife, and most of my mates lost their jobs some time ago and frankly don't need to hear my tales of employer hardship.  

Anyway, who knows, a giant contract could land on us Monday morning and all this hand-wringing would be for nowt.  

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 07 August, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
Hope things get better soon on the work front TB.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 August, 2009, 09:51:03 PM
I agree with Old Tankie as you never know what's coming around the corner.
Good luck!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 August, 2009, 10:42:07 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 07 August, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Cheers Kerrin, but I've absolutely no right to be complaining, every other thing in my life is absolutely tickety boo right now, my brother and his wife are expecting my first nephew/niece this weekend, and I am the most fortunate of men in matters of health an family  - hence restricting myself to moaning here!  Life does not spug - but work or lack thereof certainly does.  If something has to suck, better it be that.

Please to ignore the following, just getting it off my chest.  Look away now!

It's been coming for a long time, two years at least, to the point where it's sort of old hat at this point, as long-term boarders can boredly attest.  Difference right now is that there doesn't seem any reason to hope things are going to improve even if we could hang on a bit longer.  We've plummeted down from 80 staff to 50 to 25 to 15, and now fuck knows - 5 for bit, and then none?   My business partner stupidly let a pile of good people go last year in a panic when there was no need, but I managed to re-hire most of them and we've been struggling along for the last year on the strength of their skill and hard work.  But when there's no work, there's no money, and when there's no money, there's no wages.  I just utterly hate putting good folk out on the street, especially this time when there really is absolutely no chance of them getting another job anytime soon.  You're just fucking up their lives in the worst way.  For some reason this weighs on my mind even more than the implications of bankruptcy and tax bills and overdraft guarantees and all that other good stuff.  

I know I do go on like this a lot, but I genuinely find moaning here quite therapeutic, particularly since right now I don't want to load troubles on my very, very pregnant wife, and most of my mates lost their jobs some time ago and frankly don't need to hear my tales of employer hardship.  

Anyway, who knows, a giant contract could land on us Monday morning and all this hand-wringing would be for nowt.  



Theres no point in beating yourself up or going on a guilt trip over events that are part of a bigger picture and are out of your control.I know its a natural reaction and i am not saying you are wrong to feel the way you do but understand its not your fault as you have done what you can.

Remain positive as thats what i am doing as i have lost 65,000 quids worth of work because of the previously mentioned individual who falsely claims i am a Paedophile.I should have been doing that work right now.


I have been paying particular attention to our friends across the Atlantic in the U.S for some time now and right now i am watching a country that is utterly divided down the middle ,that has been runned into the ground by Corporate/Financial/Globalist Elitists who have sucked it dry over successive administrations [especially GWBush] collapse in on itself in a political/economic shitstorm that will be unprecedented because of the left wing totalitarian govt now in office just as predicted.

The cracks are beginning to show and it will get worse before it gets better unfortunately.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 August, 2009, 10:47:25 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 August, 2009, 09:51:03 PMI agree with Old Tankie as you never know what's coming around the corner.
Good luck!
Yep, good luck to you TB. I don't know what it's like in the Republic but on the mainland things are starting to pick up again...slightly (and that's in a fairly specialised area of manafacturing) so hopefully you can tough it out. But like you say, it's only one aspect of life, and that fat contract may very well land on the doormat monday. Fuck it and punch on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 07 August, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 10:42:07 PM


I have been paying particular attention to our friends across the Atlantic in the U.S for some time now and right now i am watching a country that is utterly divided down the middle ,that has been runned into the ground by Corporate/Financial/Globalist Elitists who have sucked it dry over successive administrations [especially GWBush] collapse in on itself in a political/economic shitstorm that will be unprecedented because of the left wing totalitarian govt now in office just as predicted.

The cracks are beginning to show and it will get worse before it gets better unfortunately.

Just so you know, you sound mental there. And not in a good way. Have you considered going for a walk in the park and feeding ducks instead of sitting at a pc brooding? You might just find it helpfull.

I mean tomorrow of course.

Feeding ducks at night would be creepy beyond words.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 August, 2009, 10:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 07 August, 2009, 10:47:25 PM
on the mainland

Oops. Do we say that?

.....

Anyway, sorry to hear about your multiplying woes, TB, and thanks for keeping us informed. We do care. I think you've done amazingly well to build up such a business in the first place. It's a tall order for anything to be recession-proof.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 August, 2009, 11:04:24 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 August, 2009, 10:59:51 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 07 August, 2009, 10:47:25 PM
on the mainland

Oops. Do we say that?

Don't we? Sorry. My bad. Here in the U.K.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: DavidXBrunt on 07 August, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 10:42:07 PM


I have been paying particular attention to our friends across the Atlantic in the U.S for some time now and right now i am watching a country that is utterly divided down the middle ,that has been runned into the ground by Corporate/Financial/Globalist Elitists who have sucked it dry over successive administrations [especially GWBush] collapse in on itself in a political/economic shitstorm that will be unprecedented because of the left wing totalitarian govt now in office just as predicted.

The cracks are beginning to show and it will get worse before it gets better unfortunately.

Just so you know, you sound mental there. And not in a good way. Have you considered going for a walk in the park and feeding ducks instead of sitting at a pc brooding? You might just find it helpfull.

I mean tomorrow of course.

Feeding ducks at night would be creepy beyond words.

I think i know enough about you and for certain reasons i wont react to that comment.

Just so you know it might be an idea for you to talk to someone else as i dont particularly like your attitude.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: DavidXBrunt on 07 August, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 10:42:07 PM


I have been paying particular attention to our friends across the Atlantic in the U.S for some time now and right now i am watching a country that is utterly divided down the middle ,that has been runned into the ground by Corporate/Financial/Globalist Elitists who have sucked it dry over successive administrations [especially GWBush] collapse in on itself in a political/economic shitstorm that will be unprecedented because of the left wing totalitarian govt now in office just as predicted.

The cracks are beginning to show and it will get worse before it gets better unfortunately.

Just so you know, you sound mental there. And not in a good way. Have you considered going for a walk in the park and feeding ducks instead of sitting at a pc brooding? You might just find it helpfull.

I mean tomorrow of course.

Feeding ducks at night would be creepy beyond words.



Just so you know it might be an idea for you to talk to someone else as i dont particularly like your attitude.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 07 August, 2009, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:11:42 PM


I think i know enough about you and for certain reasons i wont react to that comment.

Just so you know it might be an idea for you to talk to someone else as i dont particularly like your attitude.

I meant that in a good way. Sometimes it's really easy to get caught in a negative mindframe, stewing over things that you can't change and can't influence. From there it's only a short hop to paranoia and conspiracy theory thinking and that's never healthy. A break from the norm, a step outside, a chance to contemplate simple pleasures can do a body a world of good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:57:00 PM
Quote from: DavidXBrunt on 07 August, 2009, 11:25:43 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 07 August, 2009, 11:11:42 PM


I think i know enough about you and for certain reasons i wont react to that comment.

Just so you know it might be an idea for you to talk to someone else as i dont particularly like your attitude.

I meant that in a good way. Sometimes it's really easy to get caught in a negative mindframe, stewing over things that you can't change and can't influence. From there it's only a short hop to paranoia and conspiracy theory thinking and that's never healthy. A break from the norm, a step outside, a chance to contemplate simple pleasures can do a body a world of good.

I wish you had said that without your previous comment as i misconstrued it.

Apologies. 8)

For what its worth though i totally agree with you and i like what you say.

I can only say in all honesty that i am not stewing over it all and i am not stuck in a negative mindframe over it.Years and years ago i used to be in a negative mindstate over things like this and i was actually clinically depressed [i think i have mentioned this before] but now i have left all that behind and hopefully for good.I think you come out of these things stronger than you were before.

I do get involved in all this stuff and comment on it because i find it fascinating and  i just observe stuff without being depressed about it as lifes too short.

Positivity [especially in terms of health] is the answer and we are at a very interesting critical juncture in world events and politics etc and i dont feel like i cant influence anything as i actually think you can collectively and i see the evidence of this whenever i read comments online and i actually feel optimistic about things in the long term.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 08 August, 2009, 12:11:33 AM
See...paranioia has already set in...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 08 August, 2009, 09:16:23 PM
I keep thinking i am paranoid.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Satanist on 08 August, 2009, 10:51:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 07 August, 2009, 09:12:15 PMAnyway, who knows, a giant contract could land on us Monday morning and all this hand-wringing would be for nowt.  



I'm a bit pissed. I've thought for a while about posting my personal woes here but then I always give it a miss.I know its a bit cheesey but try and concentrate on the positives. At the mo my list goes...

Job = Shit
Finances = Fucked
Life = Pretty Fucking Gash
Wife & Kids = Great
Mates = Solid

I hope something comes through for ye. Oh and Congrats to you & the Mrs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 August, 2009, 11:32:39 PM
I was all set for a great day out up London with the family this morning when the postie delivered a parcel and a letter.
The parcel was the Best of Judge Dredd, hurrah!
The letter was from my car insurance saying that they had not received my no claims documentation from my previous insurer.
I was straight on the phone fuming, but I calmed down before I eventually got through to a human.
I explained that they had not received the 'actual renewal form' from me, from my previous insurer when I sent that and since then I had also sent them a cover note from the previous insurer which was recorded delivery and here are all the relevant details.
Upon this the lady said that there might be a delay due to the amount of post they get each day. I replied why don't YOU check with my previous insurer as this is getting beyond a joke. She then said she will look into my case and get back to me in the week.
For Fucks sake, you do everything correctly and you still end up buggered >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 August, 2009, 02:06:44 PM
I've been off work since mid-June. I put in a claim for council tax benefit to save myself about £100 a month until I get back to work again in the autumn. However, the council still haven't processed the claim because they are insisting upon supporting documentation.

Because my partner is self-employed they want to see her accounts for the past year (which she hasn't done yet because they aren't needed for her tax return until January 2010). When we informed the council of the fact, and said it's irrelevant anyway because she only earns £xxxx per year and hasn't earned more than £20 per week since the end of June, they asked instead to see proof of all her business-related expenses (which are immaterial because her earnings have all but ceased) and asked her to fill in a proof of earnings from self-employment form, which asks for all the same information she would need to have done her accounts in order to provide. Effectively they are asking to see a pile of receipts for stationery amounting to approx £600 - when our claim for council tax benefit is essentially predicated upon neither of us working between June and September, and hence having no earned income! If we are entitled to council tax benefit anyway, what difference does it make if she earned £10,000 or £12,000 for the year, or if she claimed £300 or £1,200 for tax-deductible expenses?

Reflect, for a moment, upon what it is costing the council, and hence tax payers, to chase up and then scrutinise my partner's accounts, and photocopy and leaf through her receipts, only to decide "you are entitled to full council tax benefit because neither you nor your partner is working."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 August, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
Just to clarify: she states that she has claimed £600 expenditure against tax. They demand to see the receipts. She gives them a pile of between 50 to 120 receipts. They have to go through them and add them all up. Then they say "yep - added them all up, and it comes to £600 like you said." To check her calculations for business use of home tax allowance, they need to see our mortgage statement, home insurance, 12 months' gas, electricity, telephone and broadband bills. Then they disregard the information they've devoted so much effort to collecting and just give us the council tax benefit we're entitled to because we're signing on for Jobseekers' Allowance. The Department of Work and Pensions has already collected sufficient evidence from us (not including her receipts or accounts) to establish our entitlement to benefit.

Because her business is so small, the Inland Revenue is happy to take her word for business expenses with a signed declaration.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 August, 2009, 04:37:16 PM
Now why am i not surprised by that account of wasteful and unnecessary govt bereaucracy ?

Oh and whatever happened about the MPs expenses scam ?

Nothing.Just like i expected.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 August, 2009, 06:37:46 PM
I bought some pens but the lids don't fit properly on the end. What the FUCK is up with that?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 09 August, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
As I understand it, Ush, contribution-based job seekers allowance is not means tested, whereas council tax benefit most certainly is.  The fact that you are trying to claim two different benefits, one means tested and one not, will surely delay things, as your local council has to check thoroughly that you are entitled to a means tested benefit.

There is a non-contribution-based job seekers allowance, which is means tested but I assume that neither you nor your partner are claiming that, as you have said before that you have both worked in the past and would presumably have paid National Insurance stamp.

I totally agree with your council making thorough checks before paying out a means tested benefit and those checks can be completely different from other government departments, therefore the delay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 August, 2009, 07:12:53 PM
As it happens, my local Job Centre seems to think that because self-employed people pay Class 2 and Class 4 contributions they can only receive means-tested Jobseekers' Allowance, and not contributions-based. They also tell us that as a couple we can't have a claim that is part-contributions and part means-tested, so our joint claim has to be for means-tested Jobseekers'. The Job Centre seems to be satisfied of our means, but the council isn't, despite having been given the same information. Now they are seeking evidence of her expenses claims (not her earnings) for a period wholly outside the period being claimed for, presumably to establish that she doesn't have capital worth more than £16,000. She doesn't. We've said she doesn't. They want to count up her receipts to make sure. The chances of them coming to more than £16,000 are pretty slim, and I think if we were trying to defraud them we'd have left out receipts for any purchases that exceeded £16,000. I think what they're trying to do is trip up those criminal geniuses who not only neglect to conceal their major purchases when claiming benefit, but also declare them for tax purposes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 09 August, 2009, 10:20:27 PM
...of BSOD error STOP: 0x00000007B (0xF78CE528, 0xc00000034, 0x00000000, 0x00000000).

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Mum hid the bagles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 August, 2009, 12:48:05 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Mum hid the bagles.

Oh no! That's harsh. And on top of the thing with the pen lids too. Life can be so cruel.

;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:52:31 AM
Um, yeah. That was kinda the whole point of the joke.

And besides, there is no "Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments" thread and I'm certainly not starting one.

;) or whatever.

PS I'm not actually upset
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 August, 2009, 01:38:56 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:52:31 AM
PS I'm not actually upset

I KNOW !!

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:52:31 AM
And besides, there is no "Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments" thread and I'm certainly not starting one.

I'm disappointed. That I would like to see.

:-X or whatever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 10 August, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Mum hid the bagles.

Is it just me or does that sound all kinds of wrong?

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 August, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Quote from: Minkyboy on 10 August, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Mum hid the bagles.

Is it just me or does that sound all kinds of wrong?



It does sound all sorts of wrong. The mind fairly boggles as to what dire purpose Godpleton wanted the bagless (vacuum cleaner?) for. Something exceedingly pervy, I'm sure. Explains why his mum might have hidden it.

:o
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 August, 2009, 08:43:59 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 August, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Quote from: Minkyboy on 10 August, 2009, 11:16:28 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Mum hid the bagles.
Is it just me or does that sound all kinds of wrong?
It does sound all sorts of wrong. The mind fairly boggles as to what dire purpose Godpleton wanted the bagless (vacuum cleaner?) for. Something exceedingly pervy, I'm sure. Explains why his mum might have hidden it.

:o
I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there Ush. Godpleton's mum didn't want the light of her life wandering round town like a painted whore attracting the unwanted attention of scrawny lads with starchy grins and big dogs. That's why she hid all the bangles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 10 August, 2009, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 10 August, 2009, 08:43:59 PM
That's why she hid all the bangles.

What? Even Susanna Hoffs?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 August, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
Quote from: worldshown on 10 August, 2009, 09:00:19 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 10 August, 2009, 08:43:59 PM
That's why she hid all the bangles.
What? Even Susanna Hoffs?
I'd love to have it off with Susannah Hoffs! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWE0xkCKmSc)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 August, 2009, 10:13:13 PM
I am so fucked off with our sales team. They sold an extra large TV package to a customer with learning difficulties and it would have been obvious even on the phone. It was free for the first month then whammmo massive bill thereafter. Where in I got an earful of his carers and lost one of my jobs for today which goes against my completion rate for the day. >:(







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 August, 2009, 11:20:58 PM
It turns out she put them in  the freezer, which means they won't taste of anything once they've been defrosted.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 August, 2009, 03:43:21 PM
Everytime i do the lottery my choice of numbers are always very nearly the same as the winning numbers.I am usually out by about 2 on each number yet my choices are nearly always in the same numerical order from lower to higher as the winning numbers and its bizarre how often this happens.

My magic is weak so i need to sort it out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 August, 2009, 04:07:38 PM
I know I'll never win the damn lottery >:(








Mainly due to the fact I won't buy a ticket, ever ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 August, 2009, 05:30:32 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 August, 2009, 04:07:38 PM
Mainly due to the fact I won't buy a ticket, ever ;)[/color]

You and me both. I haven't yet given up hope of achieving something through my own efforts to the extent that I'm resigned to trusting entirely to luck!

:D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 August, 2009, 08:41:57 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 11 August, 2009, 05:30:32 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 August, 2009, 04:07:38 PM
Mainly due to the fact I won't buy a ticket, ever ;)[/color]

You and me both. I haven't yet given up hope of achieving something through my own efforts to the extent that I'm resigned to trusting entirely to luck!

:D

I am trying to achieve something through my own efforts but the state of the  economy keeps getting in the way at the moment.

I just have a flutter sporadically that only costs a couple of quid so its no loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 August, 2009, 11:09:28 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 11 August, 2009, 08:41:57 PM
I just have a flutter sporadically that only costs a couple of quid so its no loss.

Nobody's really judging you, Peter. We're just having a laugh. You carry on!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 August, 2009, 11:28:47 PM
I still can't beat the wife on the basic step and advanced step games on the Wii Fit. I thrash her on everything else, but can I get perfect on the stepping off the board, can I fuck. I spent an hour trying to get to the top of the leaderboard earlier and failed each time.
I eventually gave up in disgust and enhanced my scores on some of the other games to feel like a man again ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 11 August, 2009, 11:34:34 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 August, 2009, 11:28:47 PM
I still can't beat the wife

Well ... as soon as the Daily Express' predictions come true and we're all living under Sharia Law ...

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 August, 2009, 11:41:03 PM
Well as soon as we do become a Muslim state under Sharia Law we can asll look forward to interest free loans and mortgages as Sharia Law forbids Usury.

Not sure if you have to be a devout Muslim to qualify though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 August, 2009, 01:22:46 AM
That nice Jesus chap wasn't keen on usurers either. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 August, 2009, 02:24:12 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 August, 2009, 01:22:46 AM
That nice Jesus chap wasn't keen on usurers either. 

I cant say i am that keen on them either.

;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 August, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
I am owed £800.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 August, 2009, 01:10:46 PM
And now...

QuoteI am owed £802.37

Bastard.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 August, 2009, 01:14:26 PM
I wish i was owed some money.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 12 August, 2009, 02:09:15 PM
Rant on:

A few days ago I received the book "Dark Forces" a collection of short horror stories written by some of the top authors in the genre, including Ray Bradbury, Robert Bloch, Karl Edward Wagner, Ramsey Campbell, Stephen King and so forth. This morning, I read the tale "Dark Angel" by Edward Bryant and found myself incredibly angry. Here's why:

As a freshman and sophmore in college I took a creative writing course. The first year went on and a fellow whose name eludes me now established himself as the teacher's pet - he was constantly praised, his work continually rea aloud to the class. I have to admit I was a bit envious, because he always presented well-polished lyrical prose for reading sessions while, the rest of the class generally showed up with what amounted to rough or first drafts. Stories were due at the end of every week, and had to be anywhere from 5 to 10 pages. Fine, except most of us were full-time students with a heavy workload - so a 10 page story was a difficult task. Anyway, this bloke was flawless every week while I had many of my endeavors ripped into by the professor. Quite disheartening.

There was a story he wrote - and I only remember it because that night we both were to read our works aloud to the class - that dealt with a voodoo curse a woman puts on a man. He had abandoned her after getting her pregnant and she returned the favor by using magic to have him conceive a child, the hitch being that when she fashioned the clay voodoo doll, she left out a birth canal. His story was praised by the teacher and the class, again was extremely well-written and well thought out. Again I will admit I was jealous, though mostly because my effort was dismissed with little comment.

At the end of every year, like most schools, the creative arts department published an annual showcasing art, photos, poems and short stories. I had a story or two in the annual every year, but this guy didn't. I put it off to him being stuck up about it - because I figured he had to be publishing elsewhere. Well, there was a much different reason for that...

Well, this morning as I read "Dark Angel" I was struck by how familiar it was to me even though I had never before heard of the author. As the tale unfolded I began to realize I had read it before - in that damn creative writing class. That bastard had ripped it off word-for-word, and had probably ripped all of his stories off.

Maybe I should feel good about it, that I "caught" him after all this time, that he couldn't really have been that good - but I feel sick instead, and disgusted. I think about how I struggled to complete those stories in between classes and on late nights while my buddies were partying, and I remember how amazing the teacher thought he was and how marked up my pages were when returned to me.

How I wish I would have read this then and could have shot him down. But then, that's petty isn't it? I shouldn't have been envious anyway. So he got away with it. Looking back now I realize that he was an idiot; had be been caught, he would have been booted from the university and that would have been that. Hell, maybe he did get caught at some point. I guess the my revenge is that when I got my first story published I felt immense satisfaction and pride - he may have snowed the professor, but had to feel extremely empty afterwards. Especially if he truly wanted to be a writer.

Anyway, not sure anyone will read this rambling post but it is nice to get this out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 August, 2009, 04:00:07 PM
The sniveling bastard.   And what a maroon of a teacher that he didn't cop it at the time.  In my mercifully brief stint as a lecturer plagarism (and there was plenty) stood out like a bloody beacon, and yet students always seemed shocked when they were caught out (my favourite:  cut-and-paste sections from Encarta that still had their American spellings intact).  Obviously there's a far wider field to police in creative writing, but still....

The sniveling bastard.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 12 August, 2009, 04:47:00 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 August, 2009, 04:00:07 PM
The sniveling bastard.   And what a maroon of a teacher that he didn't cop it at the time.  In my mercifully brief stint as a lecturer plagarism (and there was plenty) stood out like a bloody beacon, and yet students always seemed shocked when they were caught out (my favourite:  cut-and-paste sections from Encarta that still had their American spellings intact).  Obviously there's a far wider field to police in creative writing, but still....

The sniveling bastard.

The thing that bothers me most, I think, is that most people that sign up for creative writing classes - or any other class artistic in nature - want to be creative and express themselves. This may be good or bad depending on the student's talent, but at least work is being put in. This fellow took the space of someone that wanted to be there to learn and practice, and stole his passing grade.

American spelling intact? Wow, that is bad. No wonder they were easy to catch!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 August, 2009, 07:37:41 PM
Radiohead aren't making rekkids no more.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 August, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
All the while this idiot in the writing class was cheating he was only cheating himself and wasting everyone elses time as well as well as giving apples to the teacher.

You wont learn anything by cheating.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 August, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 12 August, 2009, 07:37:41 PM
Radiohead aren't making rekkids no more.
Is this on the right thread? ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 12 August, 2009, 08:23:42 PM
Life spugs because everything that could go wrong -did go wrong! My computer vaped itself and I had to get a new one that took me ages to get up and running. Ah well hopefully the worst is behind me now.(SIGH)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 August, 2009, 08:52:45 PM
Quote from: dandontdare on 12 August, 2009, 08:10:12 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 12 August, 2009, 07:37:41 PM
Radiohead aren't making rekkids no more.
Is this on the right thread? ;D

I was going to say exactly the same thing . 8)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 12 August, 2009, 11:23:28 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 12 August, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
All the while this idiot in the writing class was cheating he was only cheating himself and wasting everyone elses time as well as well as giving apples to the teacher.

You wont learn anything by cheating.

Being honest with myself, what bothered me most is that I was jealous - and I rarely get jealous. But as an 18 year old with aspirations of being a writer, looking across the room at a fellow not much older and churning out great professional stuff beyond his years was difficult to take. I got jealous, got mad at myself for being jealous, and went home and tried to glue my fragile psyche back together. Stupid as the whole thing was, I was incredibly sensitive about it - so much so that it stuck with me through these past eight years. And for some reason, even though I found out he was a fraud, I don't feel any better.

And that's why Life Spugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 12 August, 2009, 11:51:22 PM
I've just started a second job working evenings and weekends doing PC-repairs on a call-out basis.

Yeah, I thought it was good news, too. That's before you factor in the relatively low hourly rate, the distance I'm having to travel to and from jobs (2 jobs in and I've yet to have a round trip under 70 miles). And the sheer stress of fixing faults against the clock in an uncontrolled environment (customer's homes), without access to all my usual tools and fallbacks (like, say, the internet or Windows OS CDs).

I'm giving it one more go before I kick it in the head as not worth my while...  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 August, 2009, 08:21:46 AM
QuoteBut as an 18 year old with aspirations of being a writer, looking across the room at a fellow not much older and churning out great professional stuff beyond his years was difficult to take.

Without being even remotely over-dramatic (well, maybe a tad), I think you need to make the ruination of this pathetic creature the sole focus of all your energies for your remaining years.  Start slow, send him postacards of kittens with just "I know" written on them, and build from there.    Then, later, when his life lies in tattered heaps around his ankles, and his sole remaining possession is his undeserved diploma, write a book about it!

Or, as The Proclaimers would have it, harness pain.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 13 August, 2009, 08:30:32 AM
Or failing that take a chill pill!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 August, 2009, 09:08:01 AM
Yes, or that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 13 August, 2009, 09:28:32 AM
Ah chill pill taken. Nothing calms me down like a good night's sleep!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
It's bad when someone gets away with passing off other people's work as their own, especially if they manage to make themselves look better than everyone else into the bargain. I don't think I've ever been up against 'cheats' in my learning, because the resources for that cheating were not available on the Internet (we didn't even have an Internet before I started my PhD), and all my formal assessments were based upon original data collection and analysis or relative skill at handling lecture notes and reading lists provided by corse leaders, so they would have known the books students would have been copying from.

In my teaching experience, plagiarism in the non-GCSE classes I teach doesn't even matter (there, I've said it!). The only GCSE student whose plagiarism I uncovered dropped out of the course when the student she was copying from refused to let her read any more of her essays. Yes it was as simple and as bare-faced as that.

The most serious case was when I was teaching adult education for the university where I did my teacher training. I had a student there who had to submit two pieces of work for a 12-week course. She plagiarised both from the Internet adding very few words of her own. Having been caught once she did it the second time. When I gave her a failing grade she complained to the course leader that I hadn't given her enough guidance and that she didn't know what else to do under the circumstances. Of course: how eminently reasonable; to say little of the fact she had missed classes when the assignment was discussed, she had not availed herself of the individual tutorials offered, and she was in any case busy with a personal project unconnected with the course at the time the assignment was given.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 August, 2009, 06:26:38 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 12 August, 2009, 11:51:22 PM
I've just started a second job working evenings and weekends doing PC-repairs on a call-out basis.

Yeah, I thought it was good news, too. That's before you factor in the relatively low hourly rate, the distance I'm having to travel to and from jobs (2 jobs in and I've yet to have a round trip under 70 miles). And the sheer stress of fixing faults against the clock in an uncontrolled environment (customer's homes), without access to all my usual tools and fallbacks (like, say, the internet or Windows OS CDs).

I'm giving it one more go before I kick it in the head as not worth my while...  >:(

I know someone who used to do this and they said it was nothing but hassle sometimes partly because some of his clients were stupid and unreasonable.

It seems to me that anyone asking for a callout at short notice should be charged a premium for the privelage as its not unreasonable.Also i dont know if you can charge them your fuel costs per mile and perhaps try and factor in an extra tenner or so for your time spent in the car but its an idea.

*

I had a chat today with the alleged Paedophile accuser and it seems that he doesnt know what i am talking about and he denies ever saying such things and given that i am very good at spotting if someone is lying i am inclined to believe him because if he was lying or uncomfortable i would have noticed it.The person who informed me of the accusation is also a bit of a troublemaker so unless i see the proof which is the emails i am never going to be absolutely sure which one of them is telling the truth but quite honestly i would rather just let it lie and move on because i dont have the time to play silly games with people.

Also i learnt to control my aggressive impulses a long time ago so its a good thing i didnt overreact if you know what i mean.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2009, 06:31:29 PM
Have they started rationing punctuation now?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 August, 2009, 06:41:40 PM
That's the way Peter talks, he doesn't give you the chance to jump in ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 13 August, 2009, 10:01:21 PM
Quote from: peterwolf on 13 August, 2009, 06:26:38 PM
It seems to me that anyone asking for a callout at short notice should be charged a premium for the privelage as its not unreasonable.Also i dont know if you can charge them your fuel costs per mile and perhaps try and factor in an extra tenner or so for your time spent in the car but its an idea.

Sadly not. I'm working for a company, so I have to abide by their pricing/charging scheme, which somehow sees the customer paying significantly more and me receiving significantly less.

On the up-side, today's job was relatively hassle-free, situated on my way home from the day job and involved setting up a router and printer for an amazingly attractive young lady and her two sisters. I feel marginally better about the whole situation now...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 12:45:35 PM
1. the Job Centre is making work for itself by assuming my partner's earnings to be constant from one week to the next even though they're variable and have actually ceased from 1st August. Thus they have calculated our income incorrectly resulting in an underpayment of £10 per week rising to £20 per week. This, despite having given us fortnightly forms on which to declare her earnings. Because they guessed a regular weekly income they've now got to reassess the claim, despite having been told amounts and dates of earnings.

2. claims are routinely suspended for reassessment even when benefit entitlement is being looked at for revision upwards, so even if they may need to pay you more than they have been paying, they stop paying you anything until they've worked out the new amount.

3. my partner did a teaching job that paid £60 over two weeks. She gets to keep £20 of that. She might as well have turned the work away.

4. despite paying her own self-employed N.I. contributions, she can't receive full JSA, so hers is means tested. As a couple we receive about £30 less than two single people sharing the same house, yet the same amount of her earnings is deducted from benefits as would be deducted for a single person. The same decuction leaves a couple more out of pocket.

5. I want a salaried job so I don't have to deal with this kind of crap any more, dammit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 14 August, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
That's what always riled me when I was unemployed. Whilst I was actively looking for work and wanted to work, it would have been madness to consider taking a part-time job. I'd have been no better off financially, but I'd have less time to invest in looking for a full-time job. Bit of a counterproductive system, I thought.
Surely it would encourage more people into taking up part-time positions (and thus improve employment figures)if the worker was allowed to keep some of the money they earned? How much of the twenty quid your partner was granted do you reckon was spent on transport to and from the job?

We might as well all give in, sign up for the Jeremy Kyle marathon and start going to the shops in our pyjamas during the mid-afternoon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 August, 2009, 04:22:32 PM
Quote5. I want a salaried job so I don't have to deal with this kind of crap any more, dammit.

Have you considered a management position in the Job Centre?  Seems like you'd ace the interview!   :-*

I feel for you though squire, any day now I'm expecting your Poe avatar to turn into a large beetle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 14 August, 2009, 04:51:35 PM
...we have made a complaint against a supplier about an order where 10% of the items (exactly 25 out of 250) were sub-standard and unusable. Despite being a regular, repeat customer of theirs, our supplier has said that whilst they accept these 25 were sub-standard, their policy is to only deal with complaints where more than 10% of items have been affected.

Ggnnnnhhh!!!

M@

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 14 August, 2009, 05:59:14 PM
That's just plain crap. If we tried that with a customer (and we wouldn't) I would fully expect to them to find a new supplier. What a way to do business. I presume you're only going to pay for 225 of the items Matt, personally I wouldn't pay for any until I had the 250 in fully satisfactory order.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
Quote from: Banners on 14 August, 2009, 04:51:35 PM
our supplier has said that whilst they accept these 25 were sub-standard, their policy is to only deal with complaints where more than 10% of items have been affected.

Fark. And they want people to do repeat business with them??
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 August, 2009, 07:45:06 PM

Gregor Allen Poe!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 August, 2009, 10:53:48 PM
In retrospect my sister getting a 2:2 is far more impressive than my underacheiving 2:1 ways.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 August, 2009, 11:10:51 PM
I just scrapped a piece of art i was working on as it went wrong.

Oh well there goes 5 hours of my time and effort wasted.

I Fucking HATE IT when that happens.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: WoD on 15 August, 2009, 12:36:38 AM
USHER changes profile pick...and now I'm confused...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 August, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Quote from: WoD on 15 August, 2009, 12:36:38 AM
USHER changes profile pick...and now I'm confused...

It's only temporary, until things become less Kafkaesque...  ;)

In the meantime I'm chasing bits of paper, supplying information in triplicate and changing overnight into an enormous insect. Possibly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: WoD on 15 August, 2009, 12:56:56 AM
possibly....probably...take up the fly-paper just in case...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 15 August, 2009, 07:21:18 AM
*gets out the Vapona and prepares for Description of a Struggle*

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 15 August, 2009, 10:01:27 AM
Cheers Fellas,

Quote from: KerrinI presume you're only going to pay for 225 of the items Matt.

Unfortunately we pay up-front...

Quote from: House of UsherFark. And they want people to do repeat business with them??

...and they're also quite a bit cheaper than anyone else, so, regrettably, we'll be going back to them. Ah well...

M@

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 August, 2009, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: Banners on 15 August, 2009, 10:01:27 AM
Cheers Fellas,

Quote from: KerrinI presume you're only going to pay for 225 of the items Matt.

Unfortunately we pay up-front...

Quote from: House of UsherFark. And they want people to do repeat business with them??

...and they're also quite a bit cheaper than anyone else, so, regrettably, we'll be going back to them. Ah well...

M@




That must be their justification then and they must be so cheap that you can effectively write off 10 percent or less of the goods that they sent you or if you look at it another you are getting the faulty goods for nothing.

Theres different ways of looking at things.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 August, 2009, 09:47:54 PM
My mum asked me to bring in the long dead rabbit's water bottle from the shed and in a fit of pique I decided to drink the leftover water in said bottle. As much as I enjoy the mechanism of rodent water bottles and the stop ball thingy they so effectively employ it doesn't change the fact that I was putting my lips around an object last used by a creature who attempted to escape from the cosy blameless domesticity we so graciously provided only to be eaten by a dog. Does cheese prevent myxomatosis, cos I did have some cheese afterwards.

Now I shall cut and paste the lyrics to "Myxomatosis" by Radiohead.

the mongrel cat came home
holding half a head
proceeded to show it off
to all his new found friends
he said "I've been where I like"
"I've slept with who I liked"
"she ate me up for breakfast"
"she screwed me in a vice"

"but now
I don't know why I
feel so tongue-tied"

I sat in the cupboard
and wrote it down in neat
they were cheering and waving
cheering and waving
twitching and a-salivating like with myxomatosis
but it got edited fucked up
strangled beaten up
used in a photo in Time magazine
buried in a burning black hole in Devon

I don't know why I
feel so tongue-tied
don't know why
I feel
so skinned alive.

like my thoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
you should put me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis

yeah no one likes a smartarse but we all like stars
that wasn't my intention (tension), I did it for a reason (treason)
it must have got mixed up
strangled beaten up
I got myxomatosis
I got myxomatosis

I don't know why I
feel so tongue-tied
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 August, 2009, 11:46:40 PM
In the bath I lathered up my left forearm and decided to write song lyrics in the lather1. Obviously, I decided to write Sometimes People Make A War. However, when I got to "Don't know what its for" I realized I had neglected to include proper punctuation and I had to start from scratch. On the second attempt I got to the same point and realized I had to forgotten to include the pivotal "(Business)". At this point my right arm was too tired for me to continue.




1. In order to do this I frequently had to wipe over the lather in order to continue writing more letters, essentially forming the illusion of a continuous line of text for my own amusement.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 17 August, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
More dealings with the Council Tax Benefit division today. Aaaaaarghhhh!

"Please confirm what business expenses are for in June, July and August, totalling £103.88" - so that a) we haven't tried to conceal income in June by passing off personal expenditure as business expenditure, and b) we haven't tried to reduce savings in June, July and August by making unnecessary purchases in order to slide under the savings and capital threshold to qualify for benefits.

What does it matter what those expenses were for??? You can't get council tax benefit if you've got savings and capital of £16,000. £103.88 is a long way short of £16,000. Our savings are a 4-figure sum rapidly heading for 3 figures or a negative sum, as I've told them repeatedly and supplied supporting documentation. They want copies of 7 receipts totalling £103.88, including for a £4.00 storage box and £1.77 lever arch file dividers, in order to establish that we haven't been inventing purchases of office supplies to convert savings into expenditure, when the amount concerned is so small and if we'd spent it on vodka instead it wouldn't even be being looked at. It's insane.

I've now told them what those expenses are; that the small sum I received in June (before the claim started) is my share of my late grandmother's estate; money my partner paid into her account before the claim started was her earnings for June(duh!); and that the £500 deposit in my partner's account came out of my account (as shown in the statements they asked us for) and was for her to pay her income tax and our council tax with!

It's barmy that they're so thoroughly interrogating the information I've provided when everything is well below 'applicable amounts', and they're making the assumption that a fraudster will have given them details of all their bank accounts and won't have concealed major purchases by paying cash and not declaring them for income tax purposes as deductions against declared earnings.

Yesterday I thought things were becoming less Kafkaesque in my corner of the universe, but I guess that's because it was a Sunday. Monday morning rolls around and it justs starts all over again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 August, 2009, 03:33:21 PM
If you worked out the people's time who are checking all this detail, it would no doubt add up to far more than the 'possible' saviing to the Council.

hey should give the clerks some leeway to say 'look this guys not at it can we just cough up and start chasing the businessman who owns us thousands or indeed helping out some poor bugger who hasn't got the wits to jiont up the dots'

Just remember HoU: This too shall pass
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 17 August, 2009, 03:34:03 PM
iT. jUST. dOES.

Big time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 17 August, 2009, 03:35:15 PM
My cynical advice to anyone who is in a couple both with insecure employment:

If one of you has a contract and the other is self-employed, the self-employed partner should cease trading as soon as the contracted partner's employment ends and the self-employed partner's earnings fall below the threshold at which they can claim benefit too. Don't continue working the odd few hours here and there until your client pool dries up, regardless of how much you value those clients. As soon as your earnings fall below threshold for claiming benefit, turn away any clients until your partner starts working again.

If you continue to work self-employed for a few hours a week while your partner claims Jobseeker's Allowance a) it will complicate your claim for JSA, b) most of your earnings will be deducted from your benefits anyway and you'll still be taxed on them, and c) it will complicate any benefit claim you have with the council, they will want to know far more personal information than if you stop trading when your partner's contract ends, and payments may be delayed by up to 8 weeks (my best guess so far).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 August, 2009, 06:01:57 PM
QuoteThey want copies of 7 receipts totalling £103.88

Sheesh, Ush, just admit that you bought Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose collections for 'research' purposes.  They may put you on the sex offenders register, but at least they'll want you off the phone/out of teh office as fast as possible.  Hell, you might even qualify for Disability Benefit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 August, 2009, 12:56:45 AM
I had a very vivid dream this morning where i was either working with a team of building conservation people restoring a delapidated stately home or they were working under me .I cant remember which way round it was but life spugged when i woke up and realised it was all a dream.

Oh well - Back to reality again.....

It will happen for real at some point in the not too distant future though .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 August, 2009, 05:26:51 PM
the parcel I was expecting, containing all the recent progs has been safely delivered...to the wrong address


idiots  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 August, 2009, 07:49:44 PM
Good mood was blackened by student loan statement.

Also I have to housesit for my parents for the next two weeks. Would be fine except for the bad brother being around to throw mess-producing parties for people who in all likelihood avoid him like the fucking plague for the rest of the year. He seems relatively docile these days, but he could pull his "Why isn't there any food in the house?" routine at any time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 August, 2009, 10:24:32 PM
QuoteWould be fine except for the bad brother being around to throw mess-producing parties for people who in all likelihood avoid him like the fucking plague for the rest of the year.

Oh god, that sounds exactly like my life 20 years ago, having to drink myself insensible so I could sleep through the horror of my brother's 'guests' vomiting and shagging on every available surface, sometimes in that order.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 August, 2009, 10:36:57 PM
50 Cent and Soulja Boy on the same song. It's happening.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 20 August, 2009, 10:45:10 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 20 August, 2009, 10:24:32 PM

Oh god, that sounds exactly like my life 20 years ago, having to drink myself insensible so I could sleep through the horror of my brother's 'guests' vomiting and shagging on every available surface, sometimes in that order.

Jaysus TB, I never knew you grew up in an industrial school.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 August, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
I accidentally set off the intruder alarm going into work this morning and now I keep hearing alarms all the time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 August, 2009, 08:35:41 AM
QuoteI accidentally set off the intruder alarm going into work this morning and now I keep hearing alarms all the time.

Have you tried turning it off?  This possible solution never seems to occur to any of my neighbours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 24 August, 2009, 08:55:24 AM
When using a 'Pay at the Pump' console at the petrol station, I put my credit card in the slot where the receipt comes out, and it got stuck there.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 24 August, 2009, 01:43:44 PM
...I managed to crick my neck really badly during the night, and now I'm hobbling around like Igor, whimpering quietly to myself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 24 August, 2009, 02:24:32 PM
As you may or may not recall I had a break-in a couple of months ago and a few bits and pieces were taken. I went through the rigamarole of proving my possession of certain items with the insurance company and finally received a settlement last week of just over a grand. In the same week, my 3 year old son was hit by a car outside our house and had to be rushed to hospital. LUCKILY - thanking Christ, as the phonecall I got at the office when it happened was the most horrible phone call I have ever received and I never want to hear the likes of it again - he was completely fine, apart from some cuts and grazes to his stomach. It still required a couple of days in hospital though, a lot of x-rays and CT scans and the like... Had to be done as you never know... Anyway, received the bill from the hospital today - 1500 smackers. And without getting into too much detail, as the person who was driving the car at the time is family...its up to me to foot the bill... So I won't be using the insurance pay-off to replace the laptop that was stolen after all.

Easy come,easy go I guess.

But at the end of the day, its only cash and my son is alive and well, and thats the main thing. But what a bad couple of months we are having!!!!!! That's got to be my share of bad luck out of the way for at least five years now - hasn't it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 24 August, 2009, 02:27:22 PM
Bloody hell, Van Dom. I came to report that the satsuma I just peeled is rotten in the middle, but your tale has kinda put that into perspective.
Glad your boy's alright- I know the fear of that phone call- although thatnk grud I've never been on the receiving end of it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 August, 2009, 03:33:28 PM
You put our minor worries into perspective with that one, Van Dom.  And while I know you're happy to pay it given the circumstances, €1,500 for a few days in hospital and some tests... jeezuz, this country.  And meanwhile in the US the anti-Obama boys are knocking the concept of the satanic NHS. Hah. 

Very glad your boy was okay, and hope you find a mega-cheapo laptop solution soon.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 24 August, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 August, 2009, 03:33:28 PM
€1,500 for a few days in hospital and some tests... jeezuz, this country.  And meanwhile in the US the anti-Obama boys are knocking the concept of the satanic NHS. Hah. 


I am entirely unable to comprehend how anyone can think of universal health care as a bad thing. I just really, really, don't get it.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 August, 2009, 03:48:23 PM
Van Doom, glad to hear you boys alright, it is a horror of a phone call to get,

I had a similar one many years ago when the eldest Huff was ran over by a car, he is still getting his teeth fixed due to the accident, Thanks to the NHS we have never had to shell out a penny for:

parmedics, there in minutes
the days in hospital,
hours in surgery ( the surgeon spent hours on delicate needle work instead of zipping him up, she 'didn't want him to have a scar'),
three sets of teeth that have since been knocked out( by a golfball, an elbow and a bar of Highland toffee)
oh
and all his asthma treatment is taken care of too

God Bless Nye and the NHS 

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 24 August, 2009, 03:56:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 August, 2009, 03:33:28 PM
You put our minor worries into perspective with that one, Van Dom.  And while I know you're happy to pay it given the circumstances, €1,500 for a few days in hospital and some tests... jeezuz, this country.  And meanwhile in the US the anti-Obama boys are knocking the concept of the satanic NHS. Hah. 

Very glad your boy was okay, and hope you find a mega-cheapo laptop solution soon.   

Thanks Tordelback. Someone said I can claim some of this back through tax at the end of the year but I'm completely ignorant of all things tax-related so no idea how that works. I'll look into it though, as these are big bucks we're talking about!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 August, 2009, 04:04:58 PM
Glad to hear your kid is unhurt.

As for the healthcare issue in the US i followed that with interest .

I attempted to explain to about the NHS on a couple of political forums to US forum users about how socialised healthcare is a good thing for everyone.

I also explained how in the UK you have a choice between NHS or private if you pay the insurance to cover it.

There are a *LOT* of reasons why there is opposition to Obamacare which i wont go into or bore you with but the main point that is dividing the US is that the Govt is going to run healthcare wholesale and removing the option for you to pay for private healthcare therefore denying you any choice in what treatment you receive which in my opinion is wrong.

Not to mention the Death panel that will decide who does or doesnt get treatment because of costcutting.

Anyway some in the US are opposed to socialised healthcare [without any good reason] full stop which i dont understand because presently there are 47 million in the US who dont have *any* healthcare and in a first world country [at the moment anyway] that is a disgrace.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 24 August, 2009, 04:57:15 PM
I'm very glad to hear that your son is on the mend. What a terrible, terrible phone call to have to recieve.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 24 August, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
Bloody hell Van, I'm glad to hear the little fella's alright. For some reason I'd always assumed you had an equivalent to the NHS in Ireland, we winge about this and that in the UK but the NHS is something that we should all be grateful for. What with my brother being a type 1 diabetic and my Dad being in extremely poor health for years now, we've had more than our moneys worth as a family. If we lived in the USA 'd hate to think how much it would have cost over the years.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 24 August, 2009, 05:23:17 PM
The fact that 47 million Americans have no healthcare insurance does not mean that 47 million Americans have no healthcare.  Most American states insist that healthcare insurance companies provide basic and emergency care to anybody, whether insured or not.  The insurance companies then put the cost of treating the uninsured onto the premiums that the middle classes and the rich pay for their insurance.  Seems like a good socialist policy to me!!!

No way is the American system as good as the NHS but I do find it interesting that they spend twice as much of their Gross Domestic Product on healthcare than we do.  Our system is not as good as we like to make out and their system is not as bad as we like to make out!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 24 August, 2009, 07:02:54 PM
Yeah... but what about my satsuma..?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 24 August, 2009, 07:11:40 PM
Well it is good to here that your kid is on mend and I hope a cheap laptop comes your way soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 24 August, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
Thanks for the kind words all. Yeah the little fella is fine now and its all a distant memory for him. Of course he got spoiled rotten by all and sundry and now has a nice haul of brand new toys to enjoy for his troubles!! He probably thinks it was a better deal than christmas!!!

I can live without the laptop for a little longer...but I don't know how long Rac is going to last without a satsuma... Maybe if we all chipped in a penny.... ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 24 August, 2009, 09:19:14 PM
Good man, Van Dom!

QuoteYeah the little fella is fine now and its all a distant memory for him.

Yeah- that's the wonderful amazing thing about youngsters. My nephew was attacked and badly bitten by a dog a few years ago. He remembers nothing of it at all, but every adult in the family still worry everytime he goes near another dog...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 25 August, 2009, 07:18:07 PM
Van Dom- so glad to here the little fella is okay. That is an absolute fucking nightmare. My youngest has a habit of getting out of cars and running round them- and no matter how much we yell at him, he won't stop doing it. I live in fear of something similar. So- brrr. I went cold just reading your post.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 25 August, 2009, 09:58:30 PM
...of Microsoft (at least in Poland).

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/08/msft_sux_engadget.jpg)

Link - US Site (http://www.microsoft.com/businessproductivity/default.mspx)
Link - Polish Site (http://www.microsoft.com/poland/businessproductivity/default.mspx)

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 August, 2009, 10:14:51 PM
Funny you should mention that.

http://microlove.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 August, 2009, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 24 August, 2009, 05:23:17 PM
No way is the American system as good as the NHS but I do find it interesting that they spend twice as much of their Gross Domestic Product on healthcare than we do.

But they spend it unequally. Our NHS benefits from an economy of scale. The reason why the Americans spend so much on healthcare is because theirs is more expensive because of the profit motive. The same treatment costs more in America. It's like the difference between buying a coke in a six-pack from Tesco and buying a single coke from the mini-bar of a 5-star hotel.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 August, 2009, 08:57:41 PM
My phone is dying, charger don't work. Serves me right for buying a cheap piece of shit from Tesco's.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 August, 2009, 05:36:23 PM
On a similar note to Roger Godpleton, my phone now has no "up" or "right" button and it hasn't been able to synch with my PC for the longest time.  And I can't afford a new phone for a while yet.

So all the lovely pictures of my nieces and nephews and video of my mum when she was healthier and able to play with them are PRESENT but I can't VIEW them OR save them to my PC.  And given the dip in her health these last few months it's honestly making me really down.  Although she IS improving slightly so that MIGHT not be the complete nightmare it WAS.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 28 August, 2009, 06:43:02 PM
Mike, you may be best just to rescue the stuff by paying to e-mail it somewhere.

As for a new phone, get thee to moneysavingexpert.com and use the links there. I got an amazing deal on a contract phone via that site at the turn of the year. Less than a tenner a month (factoring in the cashback; £15 a month otherwise) for 100 minutes a month and unlimited texts.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 August, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
...salesmen.  >:(

Bunch of arseholes. Car salesmen who lie about the APR on finance.
Computer salesmen at PC World who lie about previous editions of Microsoft office software being incompatible with Vista to try to sell unnecessary updated versions.

We just walked straight out the door and bought the same laptop elsewhere.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 August, 2009, 08:02:50 PM
Ah, fair point.  Hadn't really thought about that, Trout.  Thanks. 

Proof these boards are more than JUST a lovely way to waste time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 August, 2009, 09:34:15 PM
This is going to sound lame but I've just cleaned up after my brother and he's managed to get tobacco, fag ash and butts absolutely everywhere. What the fuck is wrong with him?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 28 August, 2009, 09:37:45 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 28 August, 2009, 09:34:15 PM
This is going to sound lame but I've just cleaned up after my brother and he's managed to get tobacco, fag ash and butts absolutely everywhere. What the fuck is wrong with him?

The fact that he shares DNA with you might be a clue.



ZING!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 August, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
simply return his property like a good brother - in his bed, his shoes, his tea....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 August, 2009, 09:39:25 PM
I'm fairly certain I share DNA with you as well.

Think it through.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 28 August, 2009, 09:45:03 PM
Dammit, the old zing-return. I'll never live it down.


So's your face.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 August, 2009, 09:54:02 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 28 August, 2009, 09:39:25 PM
I'm fairly certain I share DNA with you as well.

Your mother!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 29 August, 2009, 11:24:17 PM
... Because I just spent £15 a head and sacrificed three hours of my life on a production of As You Lke It that would have embarrassed a small-town am-dram society.

Absolutely fucking shamefully bad. If I'd ordered a meal in a restaurant that was this bad, I'd have sent it back.

Heartbreak Productions, folks -- they're a touring company, so you have been warned!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 31 August, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
...because the scaffolder has arrived and has started taking the scaffolding down on the adjacent house which means unless i go out i will have to listen to the fucking noise of poles and boards and clips crashing around all fucking day instead of having some piece and quiet on a bank holiday.It will take all day because this inconsiderate old twat is so fucking slow.

The other thing is i wanted to go out and do some work on the wall and his truck is in the way so he is going to move the fucker out of my way.

If i had my way he would fuck off and come back tomorrow.

I am going to give him a piece of my mind anyway.

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR................
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
..somebody in this here library smells utterly rank.  I hope it's not me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 31 August, 2009, 02:32:03 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 02:08:59 PM
..somebody in this here library smells utterly rank.  I hope it's not me.

No it's that bloke in the overcoat by the crime section.
He has a dead dog in that bag.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
QuoteHe has a dead dog in that bag.

Not implausible.  I've been working in here all day and the things I've seen, c-beams glittering in the dark near tannhauser gates have nothing on it.  

Just right this minute, from my desk I can see:  The guy two desks in front of me has fully opened his sopping golf umbrella and rested it against the bookshelves to dry.  The mother using Facebook on the computer by the pillar is (not) watching her two kids pushing library DVDs into the microfiche reader and scrunching the glass trap back and fro.  The two 20-somethings on the local history tables behind me have their hands in each others pants.  The four school kids on the group study table at the far end of this level are eating McDonalds.  And the ridiculously hot Polish librarian is wearing a sheer black bra under a billowy white lacey top, which is not helping me concentrate on the woefully overdue report I'm trying to finish.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 31 August, 2009, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
QuoteHe has a dead dog in that bag.

Not implausible.  I've been working in here all day and the things I've seen, c-beams glittering in the dark near tannhauser gates have nothing on it.  

Just right this minute, from my desk I can see:  The guy two desks in front of me has fully opened his sopping golf umbrella and rested it against the bookshelves to dry.  The mother using Facebook on the computer by the pillar is (not) watching her two kids pushing library DVDs into the microfiche reader and scrunching the glass trap back and fro.  The two 20-somethings on the local history tables behind me have their hands in each others pants.  The four school kids on the group study table at the far end of this level are eating McDonalds.  And the ridiculously hot Polish librarian is wearing a sheer black bra under a billowy white lacey top, which is not helping me concentrate on the woefully overdue report I'm trying to finish.  


You just need a bunch of noisy toddlers running around either with or without parental oversight and someone else committing a lewd act to complete the picture.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 05:03:50 PM
QuoteYou just need a bunch of noisy toddlers running around either with or without parental oversight

White noise at this point, my friend, white noise.    

By the way, while I enjoy complaining about my local library, and the odd fact that is apparently now acceptable here to talk loudly on a mobile phone while buttering bread for a sandwich, it is an absolutely marvelous place. The blindingly fast WiFi access and the copy of Stray Bullets Vol 1 currently sitting beside my computer as a 'finish this thing' carrot offset any number of the Starbucks-drinking wiggers within earshot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 31 August, 2009, 05:17:21 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 03:43:38 PM
QuoteHe has a dead dog in that bag.

Not implausible.  I've been working in here all day and the things I've seen, c-beams glittering in the dark near tannhauser gates have nothing on it. 

Just right this minute, from my desk I can see:  The guy two desks in front of me has fully opened his sopping golf umbrella and rested it against the bookshelves to dry.  The mother using Facebook on the computer by the pillar is (not) watching her two kids pushing library DVDs into the microfiche reader and scrunching the glass trap back and fro.  The two 20-somethings on the local history tables behind me have their hands in each others pants.  The four school kids on the group study table at the far end of this level are eating McDonalds.  And the ridiculously hot Polish librarian is wearing a sheer black bra under a billowy white lacey top, which is not helping me concentrate on the woefully overdue report I'm trying to finish. 
I don't know what to feel, what to think.  I should be annoyed and ashamed you've caught me and my good lady fooling around in the library, but I'm too pleased I've been mistaken for a 20something....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 August, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
QuoteI should be annoyed and ashamed you've caught me and my good lady fooling around in the library, but I'm too pleased I've been mistaken for a 20something....

Ah, so that was the smell!  Old people sex!  I suppose I should have recognised it...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 31 August, 2009, 05:37:29 PM
Well, we elderly geeks know that rare smell.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 31 August, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Having worked in libraries for the last... what 15 years in one role or another the stories I could tell, oh the stories I could tell.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 31 August, 2009, 06:48:07 PM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 31 August, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Having worked in libraries for the last... what 15 years in one role or another the stories I could tell, oh the stories I could tell.

Go on then Colin, share away!
I for one am intrigued. My brief trips to the library graphic novel/sci-fi/baby sections have been dull and uneventful.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 31 August, 2009, 07:12:33 PM
Looks like my brother might have stolen Arkham Asylum off of me before I've even played it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 31 August, 2009, 07:22:38 PM
...because Marvel have been bought by Disney, thereby utterly destroying my occasional habit of picking up a Spider-Man trade and reverting to a seven-year-old (the last time I could get my head around superheroes other than Batman and simliar costumed non-powered folk).

In all conscience I can never again buy a Spider-Man comic.  Thanks to Disney.  Not content with brain-washing children and providing work for Phill Collins and Elton John, they are now stealing Spider-Man from me.  Motherfunters.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 01 September, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
One of my favourites was when working in West Kirby Public Library way back when a bloke who was living rough and known locally used to come in week in week out and seemed to wee on the same seat. If you were on desk on that day you used to have to keep ya eye out for the fella and gently move him aside without making any accusations as we never actually say him in the act but the librarian pretty confident it was this one man. Anyway this progressed through out the summer and however much we gently persuaded him to sit in a more visible seat loe and behold at some point when we got to the chair that sweet scent of urine hit you.

One Wednesday in August as someone was tackling said suspect gent a lass thought to check on the seat at the same time and loo and behold a couple of very innocent looking teens were there one swatting over the seat. It turns out this lads and this lass were so amused that they'd got a way with it the first time (they never said what motivated that first instance and claimed it was an accident) and that people assumed it was this fella cos he was living rough that they continued to use him as a distraction to teach us a lesson.

So while the librarain banned them I think we all got a bit of a wake up call about making assumptions of this nature.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 September, 2009, 11:54:39 AM
Colin, that's a hell of a story.  Were it not to feature pee quite so heavily it'd be a guaranteed dinner party anecdote...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 September, 2009, 12:22:06 PM
Colin had post number 666.

Mike had reply number 666.

Both of them squandered it.

I hate them both.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 01 September, 2009, 01:31:53 PM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 01 September, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
and behold a couple of very innocent looking teens were there one squatting over the seat.

People are WEIRD!  :o

Great story. I guess as a library is free public space, more weird people who have nothing to do will congregate there.

/me looks sideways at TordleBack
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 September, 2009, 01:58:20 PM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 01 September, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
loo and behold

Now you see, with better signposting in West Kirby's public library the whole unpleasant business could have been avoided! A mistake anyone might make.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 September, 2009, 02:09:40 PM
Sorry Roger,

If it's any defence at all, I didn't know.  Yes I know that ignorance of the law is now excuse creep.  But was does that bit about "hi-ex" mean exactly.

OW!

That really hurt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 September, 2009, 11:27:16 AM
...my wife's boss is a worthless spineless cowardly piece of shit who isn't fit to lick dog vomit off her shoes.  And that's all I have to say about that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 02 September, 2009, 12:03:12 PM
I left the book I am (was) reading on the bus yesterday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 September, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 02 September, 2009, 11:27:16 AM
...my wife's boss is a worthless spineless cowardly piece of shit who isn't fit to lick dog vomit off her shoes.  And that's all I have to say about that.

Just say the word, and there's an excellent chance he could be found dead in a ditch with an iPod stuffed ... Oh, sorry, am I on the right thread?

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 September, 2009, 08:15:26 PM
I was just given 2 cans of beer.

It was Carling Black Label.

:(

It would have been impolite to refuse them at the time but i just dont how i am expected to drink that foul chemical piss.

Any beer that is brewed in the UK i dont drink.All that brewed under licence Trash.

YUK
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 September, 2009, 10:32:37 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 September, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 02 September, 2009, 11:27:16 AM
...my wife's boss is a worthless spineless cowardly piece of shit who isn't fit to lick dog vomit off her shoes.  And that's all I have to say about that.

Just say the word, and there's an excellent chance he could be found dead in a ditch with an iPod stuffed ... Oh, sorry, am I on the right thread?

Cheers

Jim
I think you MIGHT actually have the right thread there, Jim.

Life spugs because I went with my dear old mum to the hospital today and found out her cancer is back.

Gutted.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 September, 2009, 10:45:34 PM
That's terrible news Mike, your poor Mum.  Nothing worse than facing into all that again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 02 September, 2009, 10:52:50 PM
Sorry to hear that Mike. I hope you can all get through it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 September, 2009, 10:55:29 PM
Thanks guys. 

Staying brave and optimistic is the key to dealing with horrors.  That's how we did it the first time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 02 September, 2009, 10:57:15 PM
Crap news Mike, best wishes mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 02 September, 2009, 10:57:57 PM
Sorry to hear that Mike. Hope it all turns our brilliant in the end.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 02 September, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
Really sorry to hear that Mike. My family on my mothers side has a long history of cancer and you're absolutely right that you can never give in to it. Positivity is the only way. All the best in the days to come.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 02 September, 2009, 11:45:02 PM
Very sorry to hear that Mike. Thoughts are with you and your dear Mum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 September, 2009, 12:48:28 AM
Hope things work out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 03 September, 2009, 01:04:59 AM
Sorry to hear that, Mike. :'(  I can't even imagine what it must be like.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 03 September, 2009, 01:37:25 AM
I'm very sorry to here that Mr. Gloady. After seeing my grandfather put up an extremely brave fight against it several years it not something I'd wish on anyone.  Tell her to keep up the good fight from all of us here and stay strong and positive yourself. Hopefully she will beat it again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 03 September, 2009, 08:43:05 AM
Sorry to hear that Mike. My best wishes to you and your mum.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 September, 2009, 09:34:33 AM
Nothing much I can add- hope everything works out well, and keep positive.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 03 September, 2009, 09:48:41 AM
Mike, that's really rubbish news but I hope that there treatment goes well and you are all able to stay positve.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 September, 2009, 10:25:40 AM
Ouch. All the best Mike-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 September, 2009, 11:02:04 AM
Thanks everyone.  It means a lot, both the posts here and the PMs. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 September, 2009, 04:52:13 PM
Hi Mike.

Sorry to hear about that.

Try googling Cancer/vitamin B17 and look into it.

Also positivity and getting the right nutrition can help as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 September, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
That's terrible Mike- all my best to your mum and hope the whole family gets through okay. I guess we've all of us had encounters with cancer in one form or another, and it's never, ever, anything other than deeply frightening. Thoughts are with you, as if it needed saying.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 September, 2009, 06:45:34 PM
Thanks guys.  It's one of those things that, if you live long enough, is going to happen but happily these days it doesn't have to be the death-sentence it was in my grandmother's day. 

All support very welcome indeed.  Very much appreciated.  On the upside my mum insisted upon wearing her blue and white striped hoody today because she "felt like a sailor".  So life is sometimes drokking fantastic AND spugging heavily both at once.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 September, 2009, 08:26:04 PM
Big Momma's House 3. Yeah, it's happening.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 September, 2009, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 03 September, 2009, 08:26:04 PM
Big Momma's House 3. Yeah, it's happening.
Oh Dog no!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 03 September, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
Thoughts and feelings to you and your Mum , my Mum went through breast cancer last year doing alright now touch wood.



filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 04 September, 2009, 02:39:24 AM
Best wishes to you and your mum, Mike. I'm helping to organise a fund-raising event for a cancer charity this weekend (it's a beer festival, happily) and I'll spare a thought for you and yours as an example of why it's worthwhile.

No, I'm not able to get drunk at it. I'm behind the bar.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 September, 2009, 06:22:26 AM
QuoteNo, I'm not able to get drunk at it. I'm behind the bar.

But dude!  That's where the beer is!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 04 September, 2009, 12:41:06 PM
We have 25 barrels of beer (plus one more beer in bottles, which a brewery donated) and three barrels of cider. Yes, that's a total of 30 to try. Must... resist... drinking... it... all...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 September, 2009, 09:24:17 PM
Okay- deep breath. Bear with me, this is difficult. My wife has just shown me a message she received, on Facebook, from someone both of us "unfriended" a month or so ago. This person had distressing links to a third party, whom neither my wife nor I wanted to have any connection to our lives, however tangential.

When this person was "unfriended", my wife sent them a very polite message explaining why- and that it was nothing personal to them specifically, just that in the circumstances it was the only thing we could do.

I'm going to now post BITS of the message here for you to read. I've deleted names, obviously. The complete message is saved on my wife's profile and a copy on our desktop, in case we need to seek further advice.

"My sister was in a very controlling marrage, you seem to exhibit the same manerisims, plus from what i have heard about (my name) (or "[my wife's name]'s boyfriend") causing trouble at various gigs you've performed at and his general reputation as violent, unstable, delusional and generely unplesant...

Obviously I don't know you that well but I just get a bad feeling, you seem a nice girl and a lot of people say very good things about you... everyone seems to say the same thing about your husband to the point where I am actually scared of him.
I am sure you know you've lost gigs because of him and others refuse to work with you because they don't want him turning up and attacking the audience etc."

Phew.

Now, quite patently, that is ALL a bunch of old bollocks. To me it's at the very least libellous (which is why I'm saving it up)- what does the Hive Mind think? The scary thing is that the person who wrote that friended me on Facebook- because they are a regular here, on the 2000AD forum and recognised my (then) avatar when searching.

I don't need to defend myself- but once again: the description of me this person paints is absolutely untrue.

Anyone who wants to know the name of this person, PM me- and watch your Friend Requests.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 September, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
It's not very nice around here at the moment, is it?   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 04 September, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
What the hell? That's bloody awful Spooky. What on earth is going on round here at the moment?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 04 September, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 04 September, 2009, 09:53:53 PM
What on earth is going on round here at the moment?

Fucking Forum Cancer.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 04 September, 2009, 11:07:55 PM
Is this how it ends? One rainy afternoon in late Summer.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 September, 2009, 11:11:22 PM
No, of course not Garageman.

All i will say is this: I'm going away for a while.  Facebook lunacy happened to me too today (resulting in the death of an actual real-life friendship for reasons I'm still totally unsure of, other than I didn't do ANYTHING) and that, plus fluage returning (JOY!  I get to have the pig plague TWICE!  Thank you mutation!) and my mum's cancer coming back - this time "incurably" means I'll probably have a break for a few days. 

Apart from anything else, crawling to the keyboard is hard work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 04 September, 2009, 11:13:11 PM
Fuck, Mike.

Puts this Scojo shit in perspective.

Be well, and accept my entirely inadequate -- but nonetheless well-meant -- best wishes.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 September, 2009, 11:15:57 PM
Absolutely, and that goes from me too Mike. Take it easy and keep it together.

Steev
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 04 September, 2009, 11:18:39 PM
That's just the worst news Mike. Whatever happens, Good Luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 September, 2009, 11:27:12 PM
Aye Mike, the very best of luck with what sounds like a perfect storm of crap.  Come back soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 04 September, 2009, 11:33:16 PM
Take care, Mike. See you on the other side.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 05 September, 2009, 12:03:12 AM
Thoughts are with you and your family Mike. For what it's worth, if a fat geek can offer any help or support, just ask.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 05 September, 2009, 12:11:45 AM
Sorry to hear about your troubles, Mike.  All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 05 September, 2009, 12:16:13 AM
Same from me, Mike. Good luck with it all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 05 September, 2009, 12:20:28 AM
What they said.

best wishes mate
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 05 September, 2009, 12:24:54 AM
Ditto, of course.


Hope to see you back soon. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 05 September, 2009, 12:39:18 AM
Everybody else has said what i've been thinking my thoughts are with you and family.



all the best



filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 05 September, 2009, 01:24:52 AM
All the best Mike. Thoughts are with you and family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 05 September, 2009, 08:20:42 AM
See you soon Mike, thoughts are with you and yours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: stacey on 05 September, 2009, 08:24:11 AM
that really is the shitting shit Mike. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 05 September, 2009, 09:50:10 AM
Board hugs to the Mighty Mike!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 September, 2009, 12:37:40 PM
Thanks again everyone.  As it turns out crawling to the keyboard is the only thing I was able for today, all your best wishes have done make my heart tremble.  Thanks to you all. 

Recent aberrance aside, this still really is the friendliest place on the web.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 05 September, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
All the best Mr. Gloady.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 05 September, 2009, 08:23:37 PM
Bloody hell Mike thats the worst news mate. I'll be sending positive vibes your way.
And Steev too....what a headwrecker for something like that to happen. cant believe it could be someone whose posts I read and interact with on here regularly....woah!
What a heavy couple of days around here....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 05 September, 2009, 08:41:38 PM
Mike, best of wishes. My mom recently had a tumor that thankfully turned out to be benign, so while I don't know exactly how you feel, I know that you must be agonizing. Truly, my thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 September, 2009, 08:30:56 PM
"Poker Face" is the most downloaded song in UK history.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 September, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
Only just learned of your awful news, Mike. I'm so sorry and I wish you well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 September, 2009, 02:33:38 PM
Take care Mike.............
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 08 September, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Thanks again folks.  On the upside her wheelchair arrived today so her year of enforced indoorsyness is over.  Had a quick run up the shops with her, park tomorrow.  Picnic with grandkids planned later in the week.  Oh yes. All this takes teh sting away.

Roger's news is completely nightmarish and there doesn't appear to be a silver lining.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 08 September, 2009, 11:34:40 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 08 September, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Roger's news is completely nightmarish and there doesn't appear to be a silver lining.

I guess at least downloading music is considered an acceptable thing to do now...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 September, 2009, 12:36:22 AM
Quote from: Odd_Bloke on 08 September, 2009, 11:34:40 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 08 September, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
Roger's news is completely nightmarish and there doesn't appear to be a silver lining.

I guess at least downloading music is considered an acceptable thing to do now...

Not round 'ere. We burn witches!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 11 September, 2009, 12:24:51 AM
The digital camera which was nicked in our burglary had all of the photos from my 4 week trip to America on.  I was just browsing through the photos thread and saw the White House/Capitol photos and it made me sad.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 September, 2009, 01:48:13 AM
Ouch.  That's a pisser, Odd Bloke.  I once had a laptop nicked with a pile of unbacked-up (never again) holiday photos on it, and even years later I feel a twinge when I think about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 11 September, 2009, 09:13:23 PM
because, after only one afternoon of renewed vigour and lease on life following the delivery of her wheelchair, my mum spent the last few days in bed, unable to do anything other than suffer until we got her into the local hospice this morning.  She doesn't have long.

The silver lining?  She's very comfortable, happy and, when she's awake and lucid, she's been nothing but lovely and fun and upbeat putting me and my brother to shame.  Helping her eat her ice cream and drink her tea (and getting dirty looks when we're not being quick enough with either) was a joy, if not a pure one, unalloyed by sorrow.  Those are the memories I'll hang on to when she does eventually leave us (which will probably be in the next 24 hours unless I miss my guess).  It'll get harder, but this afternoon/evening holding her hand seeing her smile as visitors arrived made it that easier to bear.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 11 September, 2009, 09:18:27 PM
My family's thoughts and prayers are with you Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 September, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
I really admire your perspective on this Mike, but I can't pretend to know how it feels (not yet had to face the trauma of inevitable parental mortality). Nobody can avoid death, but a 'good' death is precious - sounds like your mum is getting care and is surrounded by a loving family, so however painful it inevitably is, there are worse ways to go.

Hope the above doesn't sound glib, 'cos I know it's always going to hurt like fuck. Tell her that loads of anonymous geeks around the country (and the world!) are wishing her well  - what does she make of that?

Chin up mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 11 September, 2009, 09:30:03 PM
I told her the other day, she was genuinely touched.  As am I.  I can't possibly express how much knowing the goodwill of you anonymous avatars has helped us both.  I was going to tell my brother earlier but I got choked up and couldn't manage it. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 September, 2009, 10:41:10 PM
Aw Mike, that's terribly sad news.  I know it's something we all have to face (if we're lucky), but for what little it's worth you and your  family are in my thoughts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 11 September, 2009, 11:24:02 PM
Sad to hear how things have deteriorated lately Mike.

For what it's worth, I am my mother's carer now. Nearly lost her to an infection she picked up in hospital but she battled through intensive care. Every day she's still alive is a bonus.

Take care.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 September, 2009, 11:27:51 PM
I hope you and your family pulls through this loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 11 September, 2009, 11:31:23 PM
Our thoughts are with you Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 11 September, 2009, 11:37:09 PM
I'm very moved by your posts Mike. My thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 12 September, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
You and your family take care, Mike.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2009, 12:56:11 PM
My thoughts are with you all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 12 September, 2009, 01:10:50 PM
My thoughts and prayers are with you and yours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 September, 2009, 04:02:02 PM
As I've said elsewhere Mike- if you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask. I know the anonymous wishes of comic-fans whom you don't know from Adam can't possibly make it any "better", but it's all we can do, sadly. I hope you manage to summon the strength to come through this... you seem a damn site stronger than I think I would be in a similar situation. But I know that appearances can deceive. Thinking of you, anyway.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 September, 2009, 04:29:10 PM
What they all said.
You'e a brave man, Mike. Stronger, I think, than I would be in the same situation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 September, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
I have been through all this with a very close relative so i know what you are going through.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 September, 2009, 05:36:24 PM
Thanks everyone.  Getting this heads-up that it's soon is a lot easier than my dad who just went without warning with a heart attack while climbing the stairs one day.  I've been my mum's carer for a while now and I've known it'd be sooner than later for a while.  This way I get to make every memory count and they're all great.

Sample follows.

MUM: "Mikey, you've been great this past year.  Do I ever tell you that?"

MIKE: "Yeah mum, you say it all the time."

MUM: "Yeah, I'm an awful liar." *squeezes hand and laughs*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 12 September, 2009, 06:16:10 PM
Nice post, Mike. Best wishes,

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 12 September, 2009, 06:31:53 PM
Best wishes from the northern wastes, Mike.

Not a lot I can add to what others have already said, really, other than to pass on the story my uncle Tom's last words to his wife, Elizabeth, when he was nearing the end of his time in the Marie Curie hospice.

An emotional look in his eyes, he beckoned her over - clearly having something of great importance to say. Elizabeth leaned down tenderly, and he whispered in a tone of weary indignation what were to be his final words on this earth: "You can't shit in a bag..."

Sheer brilliance, and summed the man up perfectly. Made me and his close family smile for a long time afterwards.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 September, 2009, 10:27:31 PM
Life spugs because of...

Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! (dotcom)

An advert that makes me wish for an immediate and distractingly painful death.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 15 September, 2009, 10:33:16 PM
Steev, you're so right.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhh!

HATE IT. 

HATE

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 September, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
My wife's return from her deployment to Afghanistan was just extended - AGAIN.

September 10th was her 6-month mark, she was supposed to fly out of there on the 11th. Three days before thsat, she was notified she had to stay til the 19th.

Then the 26th.

Now the 29th.

Three day trip home to the UK.

She'll have been gone for nearly 7 months. If she doesn't get extended again.

Fucking military machine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 16 September, 2009, 02:40:06 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 15 September, 2009, 10:27:31 PM
Life spugs because of...

Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! (dotcom)

An advert that makes me wish for an immediate and distractingly painful death.

SBT

And now I have the tune stuck in my head....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 September, 2009, 02:41:49 PM
Locusts that's fucking terrible! Sorry to hear that man- must be horrible for your young ones too...

And thank god I don't know that advert... and I'm listening to System of a Down at the moment anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: zombemybabynow on 16 September, 2009, 03:38:12 PM
How can you hate Webuyanycar! (dotcom)- it's kraftwerk-esque inspired genius and if my wife's a little down, i dance around the lounge to it which always makes her laugh, (no divorce papers seen as yet!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 September, 2009, 03:51:01 PM
QuoteShe'll have been gone for nearly 7 months. If she doesn't get extended again.

Christ, Locusts, that's shite.  I don't know how you cope, man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 September, 2009, 07:17:34 PM
Thinking of you and the little Locusts, buddy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 September, 2009, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 15 September, 2009, 10:27:31 PM
Life spugs because of...

Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! Webuyanycar! (dotcom)

An advert that makes me wish for an immediate and distractingly painful death.

SBT

Not seen this ad so the post puzzled me at first  - I was reading it as one word, rhyming with Lubyanka (and it's not often you can say that).

Altogether now.... Moooooon-piiiig!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 16 September, 2009, 08:09:21 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 16 September, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
My wife's return from her deployment to Afghanistan was just extended - AGAIN.

September 10th was her 6-month mark, she was supposed to fly out of there on the 11th. Three days before thsat, she was notified she had to stay til the 19th.

Then the 26th.

Now the 29th.

Three day trip home to the UK.

She'll have been gone for nearly 7 months. If she doesn't get extended again.

Fucking military machine.

Sorry to hear that, you cant trust the military. I cant remember my tour's being like that but then again the armed forces wasn't as stretched back then. Although when the first gulf war so abruptly stopped we were waiting around doing literally nothing for about 2 months before we were finally shipped out back to blighty.
Another gripe while it is fresh in my mind. We were the first SATCOM detachment in Kuwait, via Iraq and they kept us on the outskirts of Kuwait City then flew in a fresh detachment from Saudi, Fucking rear echelon mutherfuckers.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 September, 2009, 09:54:53 PM
Thanks for the words guys. The ironic thing is that she joined the Air Force to get on the fast track to a medical degree. She works in the hospital, but she's just cleaning up the carnage - the hospital is too busy to even allow her to administer aid in the surrounding villages. She wants to save the world.

The little ones miss her, but they're being brave.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 17 September, 2009, 11:38:24 AM
I cant get Sharon Corr's new song out of my head


sob  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 September, 2009, 11:43:59 AM
That's funny, I can't get her arse out of my head.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 September, 2009, 12:33:13 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 16 September, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
My wife's return from her deployment to Afghanistan was just extended - AGAIN.

September 10th was her 6-month mark, she was supposed to fly out of there on the 11th. Three days before thsat, she was notified she had to stay til the 19th.

Then the 26th.

Now the 29th.

Three day trip home to the UK.

She'll have been gone for nearly 7 months. If she doesn't get extended again.



Fucking military machine.

Sorry to hear that.This brings home how the war machine directly affects so many lives apart from those who are directly participating in it.

The war machine is expanding its operations in Afghanistan plus it is also expanding into Pakistan which has been going on for a while now and now Somalia so anyone expecting an end to it all can just forget it.

Heres to Hope and Change......

Because of yesterday.Just a chain of events that was unbelievable which meant i got very angry and stressed and today i feel drained so i am not going to work.

Even the simplest thing like getting a takeaway goes wrong.3 times i asked for double burgers only to find out when i got home half my dinner was missing because BurgerKing employ people who cant count even up to 2 and hardly speak English.

I typed out a rant full of expletives to get rid of some of the aggression and then deleted it which helped.

"WE buy any car"

They will but they wont pay you very much so you are better off selling it yourself.I dont want to hear it again but i didnt find it annoying.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 September, 2009, 01:11:03 PM
webuyanycar.com is a shameful attempt to create the 00's version of the legendary Chatback ad. Nothing will ever supplant "oh ate nine won FIFTYFIFTYFIFTY oh ate nine won FIFTYFIFTYFIFTY"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 September, 2009, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 17 September, 2009, 01:11:03 PM
webuyanycar.com is a shameful attempt to create the 00's version of the legendary Chatback ad. Nothing will ever supplant "oh ate nine won FIFTYFIFTYFIFTY oh ate nine won FIFTYFIFTYFIFTY"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wBifkGjrx4

;D ;D

That made me laugh for the first time in 36 hours.Thanks.

Its always funny when the advertisers use themes that are "street" or "urban".The WeeByAneeeKa ! ad is rap or garage mixed with club or rave music.

I just thought it would be really funny for anyone who has the technical know to change that Ad to "WeStealAnyCar - Anymake - anymodel - anyage - anyprice - We SteelAnyKa ....

Someone needs to do this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 18 September, 2009, 09:35:58 AM
Get to it, PeterWolf.  These things are surprisingly easy these days - very little specialist gear needed to get a basic version of a track going, the software is out there.

Roger, you're right and I can't quite believe I'm not the only one who remembers that phone number.  Thansk for the laugh.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 September, 2009, 03:12:05 PM
Norton Internet Security. If you ever purchase Symantec Norton Internet Security as a download using a credit card, they will bill you an annual subscription fee every year thereafter, even if you stop using their product and cancel the auto-renewal online. Norton will just reactivate auto-renewal without your knowledge or consent.

Just look online to see how many people there are who have exactly this complaint. Symantec seems not to be nearly so interested in making money by selling Internet security software as it is in farming customers' credit details and billing them annually for products they no longer need nor require. I have raised a dispute through my credit card provider.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 18 September, 2009, 03:18:58 PM
You need anti-anti-virus.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 18 September, 2009, 06:32:09 PM
QuoteNorton Internet Security

When I used to repair PC's for a friend Norton fecking things up was one of the main sources of income for us.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 September, 2009, 09:45:21 PM
I'll bet it wasn't Norton's billing department that was making the work for you though!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 19 September, 2009, 08:32:04 AM
QuoteI'll bet it wasn't Norton's billing department that was making the work for you though!

I'll say I never came across this problem, although it's now a good nine years since I did PC repair work. Mostly it was Norton deciding to randomly crash the operating system when the user was installing software. A nice easy source of cash along with replacing modems that had been fried by lightning (oh, but that can't happen as BT have lightning arresters on the telephone lines..or so they'll tell you if you complain).

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 September, 2009, 02:21:49 PM
I still cant access my emails because the servers at Mail.com are still down .

WTF are they doing ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 21 September, 2009, 04:34:10 PM
.... because I just accidentally biffed my nose really hard against the edge of the door (not looking where I was going, not domestic violence, honest) and it's sore and swollen with pronounced hard lumps either side.

On the upside I now have an "interesting" face, on the downside I may well have traded my youthful beauty for it. </narcisism>
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 22 September, 2009, 12:29:55 PM
....I've done my back. I managed to do four days last week with it smothered in Ibuleave gel and strapped up but since Friday it's been frickin' agony and I'm hobbling around the house like I've been buggered by a Teknosaur. Must be getting old I guess, at least I've managed to watch plenty of "Monk" on daytime TV. And I've done the pencils for my first "Adventures by Dimension Trike" strip, plus a bit more on this month's art comp, so it hasn't been a complete loss. Still stumped for a short story comp entry though. Bah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 22 September, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
Quote....I've done my back. I managed to do four days last week with it smothered in Ibuleave gel and strapped up but since Friday it's been frickin' agony

May I humbly suggest Effol horse balm:

http://www.morganhorse.co.uk/effol-horse-balm-x-50-ml-p-1258.html (http://www.morganhorse.co.uk/effol-horse-balm-x-50-ml-p-1258.html)

Yes. Horse balm. It works wonders (I have a chronic bad back that normally requires very strong painkillers/anti-inflammatories). There's also another horse liniment out there which is stunningly effective but I forget the name now.

Just clomp your hoof three times to let me know you've tried it...

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 22 September, 2009, 06:26:00 PM
Cheers Bouwel. I'll give it a shot.

The painkillers I've got off the doc are effective but not much use when your job involves industrial woodworking equipment. Might seem fussy, but I like having the full complement of digits, eyes etc, and the presciption stuff makes me a bit dopey(-er). I'll give you a clomp when I've tried it. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 22 September, 2009, 08:08:59 PM
I now officially have no where to put my very large 3D cinema display of the Judge Dredd movie. At the moment the missus has made me put it in the shed. This will force my hand to create a sort of shrine in my loft, trouble is it is too low to stand up straight in and I refuse to give it up.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 22 September, 2009, 08:12:07 PM
Build an extension?

Seems reasonable to me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 September, 2009, 08:44:13 PM
My cinema display (along with all my other standees) is also in the loft and I try and visit it every few days.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 September, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
I missed last week's 2000ad. I may or may not get time to pick up this week's tomorrow, so I may not be seeing either until Monday. I'll have three waiting to be read by next Wednesday. I may not get to pick up next week's until next Friday... (etc.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2009, 11:25:55 PM
Quote from: Bouwel on 19 September, 2009, 08:32:04 AM
QuoteI'll bet it wasn't Norton's billing department that was making the work for you though!

I'll say I never came across this problem, although it's now a good nine years since I did PC repair work. Mostly it was Norton deciding to randomly crash the operating system when the user was installing software. A nice easy source of cash along with replacing modems that had been fried by lightning (oh, but that can't happen as BT have lightning arresters on the telephone lines..or so they'll tell you if you complain).

-Bouwel-

Why don't I listen to the Hivemind? I've been using Norton for a while and it seems to have kept me secure, but the daily "do you want to run live updates" prompt was a bit annoying, and my startup script has become painfully slow. A few days ago I accepted the free upgrade to Norton 2010 (see what they've done there? - I'm using software from the future!!!).

Since then it updates itself without prompting (but informs me it's performing "background tasks" every few hours). In addition, I get two new glitches when logging on (easily clicked away), my favourite game will no longer load (Civ4) and I've had the blue screen of death four times. Might not be all Norton's fault, but I'm starting to wonder...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 23 September, 2009, 01:36:42 AM
Yep, that sounds like Norton. What you're experiencing is its inability to cope with any software that isn't MS related, and the viruses (virii?) that you've picked up (Evidenced by blue screens and slow processing) because Norton misses them. Waste of money. Get rid of it now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 September, 2009, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: uncle fester on 23 September, 2009, 01:36:42 AM
Yep, that sounds like Norton. What you're experiencing is its inability to cope with any software that isn't MS related, and the viruses (virii?) that you've picked up (Evidenced by blue screens and slow processing) because Norton misses them. Waste of money. Get rid of it now.

Done! A bit galling since I had nearly 2 years to go on my Norton subscription, but I've replaced it with the free AVG anti-virus and turned the Windows firewall back on. Does the hivemind think that will be sufficient? I'm paranoid about web-security (especially when visiting *ahem* "gentlemen's leisure" sites.)

Good job I was looking out for that little message in small print "uninstalling a product will not cancel your automatic subscription" - cheeky sods! But Civ4 now works again and the PC was marginally faster to boot up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 September, 2009, 01:56:05 PM
I've used Comodo for over a year now, and it works fine. It's a free firewall/antivirus etc thingummy that you can get from here:  http://www.comodo.com/home/download/download.php?prod=cis
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 September, 2009, 12:43:36 AM
Stupid Barclaycard have not followed through with sending me a dispute form after registering my complaint of unauthorised debit by Symantec. Will have to chase that one up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 24 September, 2009, 08:17:37 AM
QuoteI've used Comodo for over a year now, and it works fine

Another vote for Comodo from me. Lovely bit of kit.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 September, 2009, 03:44:35 PM
....New Labour party scum are back in Brighton for their annual conference which wastes an awful lot of council tax payers money and is a hassle for the local community not to mention that the entire thing is paid for by taxpayers.

Sellout C****

Apologies but i just found this out.

You cant take a bike onto a train at Brighton Station but you can take a bike off a train at Brighton Station.If you want to take a bike onto a train from Brighton you have to use one of the not so central smaller stations.

So much for the green initiative.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 September, 2009, 05:11:25 PM
Count yourself lucky, the feckin' Tories are coming here.... >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 September, 2009, 05:14:14 PM
Just rang the Ramada Inverness to sort out the Hell Trekkers sleeping abode >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Nothing more to say. I am exhausted and nothing was sorted, 1 bloody hour for NOTHING!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 24 September, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
They might have thought your bike was a security threat, Peter.

Someone I knew a few years ago was a lobbyist for Green issues at the temporary Welsh Assembly. He used to cycle there once a week and leave his bike chained up on the railings by the entrance. After one meeting, he went outside to discover the bike missing so he went back in to ask security if they'd seen anything.

"Yes," they said. "We removed it."

"Why?"

"Security threat. It could've had a pipe bomb or anything attached to it."

"Pipe bomb?"

"Yeah. You know what it's like at the moment. It's stupid to leave things outside public buildings so we removed it."

"If you let me have my bike back, I promise I won't leave it there again. Please, where is my bike?"

"Okay. It's in the security room, behind reception."

True story. As far as I'm aware they still haven't compensated him for the broken lock and chain.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 September, 2009, 05:31:31 PM
That's HUGELY stupid.

Morons.

So this assembly of temporary Welsh people, did they resume their previous nationalities?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 24 September, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 September, 2009, 05:31:31 PM


So this assembly of temporary Welsh people, did they resume their previous nationalities?

Not quite. This happened in 2002 and the Senedd didn't open until 2006. At the time the Welsh Assembly were using the office block opposite the Halifax in Cardiff Bay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 September, 2009, 05:58:45 PM
Quote"Okay. It's in the security room, behind reception."

Best punchline ever.  Tiplodocus could use that in his act!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 September, 2009, 06:18:56 PM
I have heard that pipe bomb/bicycle nonsense before.Stupid lame crap.

I can tell you that i get fucking sick of this paranoia about bombs and packages in this country.Its been like this ever since i first lived here in 1978.

Theres no litterbins at the station because of paranoia about bombs.

The stupid idiots would close a station off if there was an empty pizza box lying around on a platform because it might be a Pizza bomb.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 24 September, 2009, 06:25:44 PM
'Pizza Bomb' sounds like a TV show in Mega City One involving fatties
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 September, 2009, 10:41:41 AM
... 'cos I just went to the dentist and going to need tons of work done to my chompers. Damn. That's what I get for leaving it so long. Gonna cost plenty and due to the current financial situation will be a real stinger – don't even know if I have the funds. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 12:24:57 PM
I HATE CHILDREN SO GODDAMN MUCH.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 25 September, 2009, 06:04:32 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 25 September, 2009, 10:41:41 AM
... 'cos I just went to the dentist and going to need tons of work done to my chompers. Damn. That's what I get for leaving it so long. Gonna cost plenty and due to the current financial situation will be a real stinger – don't even know if I have the funds. 

Try not to worry, I left it nearly 13 years and all I had done was a replacement filling and he only did that because I told him I was suffering pain otherwise all I would have had done was a clean and polish.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 September, 2009, 11:14:42 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 25 September, 2009, 06:04:32 PM
Try not to worry, I left it nearly 13 years and all I had done was a replacement filling and he only did that because I told him I was suffering pain otherwise all I would have had done was a clean and polish.

Thanks vzzbux. Had check-up and definitely need some heavy duty treatment. My fault as I needed to go a long time ago and I delayed it. I'm actually looking forward to getting it done and out of the way – as much as someone can actually look forward to going to the dentist. Lesson learnt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
My back hurts. (FROM SEX, HONEST)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 26 September, 2009, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
My back hurts. (FROM SEX, HONEST)

I believe you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 September, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 26 September, 2009, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
My back hurts. (FROM SEX, HONEST)
I believe you.
I don't.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 September, 2009, 01:59:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 26 September, 2009, 01:34:53 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 26 September, 2009, 08:15:26 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
My back hurts. (FROM SEX, HONEST)
I believe you.
I don't.

You should. I can hardly sit down.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 September, 2009, 03:11:17 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 September, 2009, 11:27:45 PM
My back hurts. (FROM SEX, HONEST)

That'll be from leaning over the computer all the time ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 September, 2009, 11:20:08 PM
because my mum seems near indestructible, despite suffering horribly from advanced, terminal and widespread cancers.  And because the hospice, who've been so VERY helpful, can't hang onto this seeming Wolverine among elderly Irish women any longer.  And beceuse she wanted to come home.  Which means me, on my own for most of the day*, doing everything in between sobs.

And because, horribly predictably, saying "I love you" and squeezing a hand does NOTHING to reverse time or eradicate the mutated cells eating her alive.  I know.  I've tried it all day.  

* Marie Curie nurses at night mean I have time to type, read and generally salve my sanity (little danger of sleep I'm afraid, but the possibility of it is in itself almost heartbreakingly welcome and beautiful - if my heart wasn't broken 10 times over already) and the district nurses during the day and the two folks the hospice send to wash her and change her clothes, catheter bag etc are a massive help.  As is my brother, who popped by after bunking off work early to allow me to get some fresh air for a bit and pick up some food etc.

Oh, by the way, welcome as all the good wishes are, I don't have the heart to read any more.  I can't imagine my eyes hurting any more or being any more desicated.  Thank you anyway.  x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 26 September, 2009, 11:55:53 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 26 September, 2009, 11:20:08 PM
because my mum seems near indestructible,

I kind of understand, Mike. It's a wholly different scenario that I won't go into, but I do understand the idea of wishing for either:

1) a miracle recovery (in its most literal sense)

or

2) a merciful, painless death

for a loved one who, in the face of all medical predictions, seems entirely indestructible. If there's a deity who listens to you, then he, she or it gets my prayers for you, too.

Hard as it is, there is an end. My thoughts are with you, sir.

Take care,

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 27 September, 2009, 12:02:39 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 26 September, 2009, 11:55:53 PM

Hard as it is, there is an end. My thoughts are with you, sir.

Take care,

Jim


ditto



filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 27 September, 2009, 01:30:23 AM
Yeah, Mike, we're all thinking of you. Take care of yourself, too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 27 September, 2009, 10:45:04 AM
Hey Mike - though you won't be reading this, my thoughts are with you Helltrekk brother. Your mum is a remarkable fighter.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 27 September, 2009, 01:51:54 PM
Aw Mike. It was six years ago yesterday that I was going through exactly the same as you. I hope it's over for you both soon...

Much manly love to you and your lovely mam, sir!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 September, 2009, 02:33:05 PM
It's a hard stretch of road, Mike. Kudos to you for pulling on your boots and sticking to it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 September, 2009, 03:00:32 PM
Having been through all of this with a very close relative i really can sympathise.

In my case it just seemed very surreal and i couldnt get my head round it at all.

Take care Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 September, 2009, 03:15:38 PM
I've said little up until now, but in autumn 2007 my mum went through the same thing you're going through now, Mike. I wasn't there. I can't say anything more about it but I know how hard it was for my grandmother and her two daughters.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 September, 2009, 03:26:52 PM
Take care Mike
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 27 September, 2009, 04:36:32 PM
Yes, take the best of care Mike.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 September, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
Thinking of you both Mike, make sure to look after yourself too mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 September, 2009, 08:07:07 PM
Keep your chin up Mike.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 September, 2009, 08:16:47 PM
Thanks again everybody.

Mike
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 September, 2009, 10:39:59 PM
I mentioned to my wife a short while ago that you passed on the words of support from the fellow boarders here to you mother and that you got choked up and couldn't tell your brother. I had to compose myself to tell that to my wife.

Brings back memories of when my father was in intensive care three years ago. It was a long period of limbo for us while he was in intensive care and then lost the battle.

Sounds like you are dealing with the situation admirably.

Thoughts are with you, Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 28 September, 2009, 09:17:34 AM
Stay strong and take care Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 28 September, 2009, 09:59:56 AM
Guys, just wanted to let you know that I won't be around much for the next week. My brother was in an accident and I'm returning Stateside for a bit to be with him.

He seems to be okay, but the shitty thing is that I have to fly out on the same day my wife returns from Afghanistan so we have to wait an extra 8 days to be a family again. I don't know why I even type all this to you guys, but I really feel like we're friends.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 September, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
QuoteHe seems to be okay, but the shitty thing is that I have to fly out on the same day my wife returns from Afghanistan so we have to wait an extra 8 days to be a family again.

Dear god Locusts, you just can't get a break.  Hope your brother is doing okay, and hope you keep your sanity for another week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 28 September, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
No, dear client - using your swanky iPhone for a bunch of crappy JPEGs isn't quite what I expected when you said "don't worry about sending a photographer - I've got a brilliant new camera so we'll take care of it".

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2009, 11:21:31 AM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 28 September, 2009, 09:59:56 AM
I don't know why I even type all this to you guys, but I really feel like we're friends.

It's because we are.  8)

Best of luck to your brother. You sure take family obligation seriously. If there were an ocean between us rather than just a four-hour drive on the motorway, my brothers would just get a phone call. And a card. I only say this because it's true.

Quote from: Banners on 28 September, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
No, dear client - using your swanky iPhone for a bunch of crappy JPEGs isn't quite what I expected when you said "don't worry about sending a photographer - I've got a brilliant new camera so we'll take care of it".

I'm guessing your client is about 25 years old.  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2009, 11:27:36 AM
...having said that, I'm quite worried about your brother now.  :-X


I wasn't sure what weight to put on 'seems to be okay.'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 28 September, 2009, 11:36:39 AM
Tch! And you call yourself a medical Gronk...

Hope it all turns out okay, Locusts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 September, 2009, 11:56:23 AM
jeez locust, thats not good. hope all is ok when you get there. ive just found yr pm btw- hold for
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 September, 2009, 12:00:01 PM
now obv, and ill message you when youre back. best wishes to your bruv. sbt
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 September, 2009, 03:07:42 PM
Just found out my neighbours are moving to Portugal.

I did get on with them very well but didnt really make the most of them and kind of neglected them and quite honestly i am a little bit sad to see them go .
Title: The same subject you see elsewhere no the thread - blame my stupid phone
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 September, 2009, 03:16:38 PM
Locust, my old chum! We ARE friends. Hope your brother's ok.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 September, 2009, 03:40:06 PM
Best wishes to you and your brother, Locust.

In fact, this thread's been a bit too real lately, so best wishes to each and every one of us and our families, whether they need them or not. Spread the lurve.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 29 September, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Hope your brother is ok Locust.

Life Spugs 'cos...

Went to dentist today for major works. They were highly recommended to me and are a bit far but I decided they are worth going to. Appointment at 2pm. They close for lunch so waited outside for about 25 mins as they opened up about 2.10. Waited in waiting room for almost another 40 mins to then be told they need to reschedule as the dentist's mother fell ill.

Now if I don't give them 24 hours notice if I am to miss an appointment I have to shell out plenty of bucks.

Effing wind up.

And...

Block committee for flat kicking off with antics again. Great sitcom material. Bunch of idiots. Just unreal.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 29 September, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
Hope your brother is doing well, Locust.
And hopefully a safe trip back for your wife.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 29 September, 2009, 06:47:53 PM
QuoteWaited in waiting room for almost another 40 mins to then be told they need to reschedule as the dentist's mother fell ill.

This wouldn't be an 'Oasis' dentist by any chance?

If it is, don't get me started on them...or HSA dental insurance for that matter *grr*

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 September, 2009, 11:31:42 PM
I'm supposed to go on holiday to Edinburgh in two weeks but at the moment it's gonna be more trouble than it's worth. Despite the fact that she isn't coming my mum is insisting it go ahead because she can't get the money back.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 September, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Quote from: Bouwel on 29 September, 2009, 06:47:53 PM
QuoteWaited in waiting room for almost another 40 mins to then be told they need to reschedule as the dentist's mother fell ill.
This wouldn't be an 'Oasis' dentist by any chance? If it is, don't get me started on them...or HSA dental insurance for that matter *grr* -Bouwel-
No, it's not part of a chain, if that is what Oasis is. Had appointment today. Inflamed nerve. Hopefully it won't give me gip when they start the heavy duty work in a couple of days time. So far, the dentist seems very good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 September, 2009, 10:40:36 PM
Good luck with the dentistry, SuperSurfer.  I've got a few troublesome teeth (and a few missing - I got monumental kickings at school) and whenever they need maintenance it's always a worrying experience but if you've got a good dentist, hang on like mad - they're all that stands between you and NEVER visiting again.  A kind, thorough and experienced dentist makes the whole thing bearable.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 01 October, 2009, 01:50:06 PM
My dentist is a very attractive young lady. ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 October, 2009, 04:34:38 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 01 October, 2009, 01:50:06 PM
My dentist is a very attractive young lady. ;D

Mine would be better suited to bricklaying.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 01 October, 2009, 04:47:13 PM
I once had an incredibly beautiful student dentist who I was, in those brief pain filled moments before having her pull out my shattered teeth which I had smashed on the Leadmill floor, I was quietly falling in love with. Imagining great passion and then a quieting of our relationship as we settled down to raise little uns.

My dreams were shattered when it became apparent from her conversation with her tutor that she didn't really know how to inject painkiller into a bloody mouth and actually managed to make the process of administering said pain killer more painful than actually having smashed three of my front teeth in (or out in fact).

Shame she was very nice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 01 October, 2009, 05:05:29 PM
QuoteNo, it's not part of a chain, if that is what Oasis

Now, I can't say what the rest of the chain are like but in the short time I was with my local Oasis dentist they:


As you can imagine I've since changed dentist (I couldn't at the time of the treatment as I had to complete the agreed course with Oasis due to my dental insurance company). Oh, and Oasis have since called me three times at home asking me if I'd like to come in for a check-up as they haven't seen me for a while (two years). This is despite me asking to be removed from the database and added to their do-not-call list.

But it's all sorted now with my wonderful new dentist. She's nice, bright, doesn't cause pain and, more importantly, has big boobs and leans in close quite often.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 October, 2009, 08:32:43 AM
Just so you know guys, my situation has changed in the way we all expected it to.  I won't go into details beyond saying it was peaceful. 

If you know what I'm talking about already then thanks for your support but if you don't, then I don't want to drag the thread right back down to the gutter again (hence the somewhat cryptic nature of the post).  Rest assured your comments were welcomed by ALL concerned.

I've got some organising to do. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 October, 2009, 08:54:26 AM
PM'd you, Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 October, 2009, 09:00:35 AM
Thanks TordelBack, thanks JohnnyStress.  Thanks everyone.  x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 02 October, 2009, 09:09:16 AM
On a similar note to Colin's story I once had a beautiful young phlebotomist turn up to take my blood in the place of the usual nice, but more maternal lady.

My mind romance lasted only up to the point where it became very apparent she was crap at taking blood and reduced my arm to a ragged pin cushion with her efforts.

Reluctantly I decided that our relationship would have to just be mindless sex and not the marriage/kids deal first proposed by the initial sight of her. Ho hum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 02 October, 2009, 09:10:58 AM
Sorry Mike, your post occured whilst i was typing my attempt at humour which now seems out of place. Sorry for your loss.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 October, 2009, 09:22:14 AM
Don't be daft, swimini tulkas.  I like it.  Have a similar story, but I really think that failed phlebotany tales is the greatest new thread that'll probably never happen.  I'll put it this way, the bruise MET at the other side of my elbow and lasted for over two months.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 02 October, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
As a carer myself, my thoughts are with you Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 02 October, 2009, 10:28:13 AM
Take it easy, Mike.

Cheers,

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 02 October, 2009, 11:00:16 AM
Apparently my Father in Law has decided to visit this weekend meaning I can't go to Sheffield for the ice hockey.  :(
There is nothing good about his visits usually. This just makes it worse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 02 October, 2009, 11:26:43 AM
Thoughts are with you Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 02 October, 2009, 11:27:14 AM
My thoughts are with you, Mike.
– Chris
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 02 October, 2009, 12:27:59 PM
My heartfelt condolences to you and yours, Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 October, 2009, 12:35:40 PM
Thoughts go out to you Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 02 October, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
You're one of the good guys, Mike, and you deserve better. All the best from all of us.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 02 October, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
What can I say that hasn't already been said?
My thoughts are with you Mike and I am glad that it was peaceful.
All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 October, 2009, 06:12:04 PM
All the best Mike.

*

Life spugs because i have just found out that the work i was going to look at this afternoon has been given to someone else instead right at the last minute.I waited and waited for their return call which didnt happen so i called them back to ask what was happening and this is how i found out because they were not even polite enough to return the call to say the deal was off.

I dont take kindly to being left hanging on like that waiting for a call and i dont appreciate having my time wasted and my expectations raised unnecessarily.

I hate fucking timewasters


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...............

People are a fucking pain.Useless Fuckers.


I have got to start driving again as i have been off the road for a bit so i can work in the heritage sector and FUCK these timewasters in Brighton off permanently.

What a fucking great way to end the week.

****ANGRY****
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 02 October, 2009, 07:16:34 PM
My condolences Mike. Take care of yourself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 02 October, 2009, 07:33:44 PM
Big manly hugs Mike. Don't forget to look after yourself while you're 'organising.' I don't think there's a member of this board who isn't totally in awe of the bravery and dignity you've shown over the weeks and months. She'd be so proud.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 October, 2009, 07:41:27 PM
Thanks everyone.

Peter, that's a real pisser.  Some people have no decency in them at all.  Like the three people who cancelled skips my brother was dropping off yesterday afternoon.  He just said "sod 'em, let 'em try and get a skip off me NEXT time" and took the perfect excuse to go home, give his kids hugs, have an early dinner and make his way to mum's to join me for the end.  Just as well as it turned out. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 October, 2009, 09:15:30 PM
QuoteLife spugs because i have just found out that the work i was going to look at this afternoon has been given to someone else instead right at the last minute.

Aaaaargh indeed - it's happened to us all.   I particularly love the part where they continually postpone the job at a day's notice, and after more than a week of this you begin to think 'shit, they're talking to someone else', and then bingo, after they've wasted day after day of your time, they only tell you that they've gone elsewhere after you ring them, no doubt having shown your carefully worked-out quotation to some cowboy and saying 'can you beat that?'. 

The second worst kind of client (right after the ones who won't pay you).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 October, 2009, 09:20:21 PM
mike, i cant add anythink. your band of geekmates are here should you need us. take care buddy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 02 October, 2009, 09:22:17 PM
Take care of yourself Mike.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 October, 2009, 09:36:43 PM
I hate those job interviews where they pick your brains in the process and actually expect you to have done part of the work entailed in the job description before they decide who to employ. So, you want me to tell you all my best ideas, so you can keep them and implement them even if you don't give me the job? Thanks. I'm glad I haven't had an interview like that in a good long while.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 October, 2009, 11:36:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 02 October, 2009, 09:15:30 PM
QuoteLife spugs because i have just found out that the work i was going to look at this afternoon has been given to someone else instead right at the last minute.

Aaaaargh indeed - it's happened to us all.   I particularly love the part where they continually postpone the job at a day's notice, and after more than a week of this you begin to think 'shit, they're talking to someone else', and then bingo, after they've wasted day after day of your time, they only tell you that they've gone elsewhere after you ring them, no doubt having shown your carefully worked-out quotation to some cowboy and saying 'can you beat that?'. 

The second worst kind of client (right after the ones who won't pay you).


Well exactly.

They have no backbone a lot of people as its pretty clear that they shy away from being courteous and informing you with a simple phone call that you havent got the work.Its the lack of communication that gets my back up apart from anything else.

The same old bullshit is endemic in every kind of business.

I always call it the human Factor.You have to allow for it because its inevitable that someone will fuck things up in some way or another or choose to be dishonest and i have Zero tolerance for them.

You hear far too much about builders and contractors from hell and not nearly enough about clients from hell.quite often i have lost to some other cowboy so then all i have to do is watch it go wrong.

I really do need to get my own act together but i have been trying to work less than usual so that i could devote some time otherwise spent working improving my artwork but this cant go on forever as i need to earn some serious cash and get things moving again .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 03 October, 2009, 12:41:06 AM
First time I have really read this thread, and fair play to all for having the strength to share their lives and personal troubles. Mike, sorry for your troubles, my thoughts are with you this evening.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 October, 2009, 08:12:57 AM
Sorry to hear the news Mike. Not been on the site for a few days, gutted for you.








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 12 October, 2009, 06:28:37 PM
My 5000 word story got canned. Too many typos despite putting it through software and checks. And basically they didn't like the premise. Shit. i meant oh well i should be more careful next time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 October, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
Sad to hear that, Zarj.  Onwards and upwards - maybe treat it as a learning experience.  

I used to write a collumn for the student paper at uni and found getting someone else to proof-read so invaluble I ended up doing that for my essays too.  I know that's sort of the wrong way round, but it's a great strategy so who cares how I happened across it?  I'm sure someone here would be willing next time?

Regarding my own recent troubles, funeral over, eulogy delivered and my brother and I feel we did mum (and my long-departed dad) proud.  Thanks again to all of you and I reckon it's time to get on with the next chapter.

No, not a godawful reality show following me about.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 12 October, 2009, 08:17:04 PM
Thanks Mike, but your problems certainly put my moaning into perspective!

Your stoicism and humanity through it all is the real lesson. All the best to you and your family in the next chapter.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 15 October, 2009, 02:43:28 PM
Having designed a 12 page brochure for free in aid of a supposedly worthy cause, the organisation are now playing us off against other printers. On one hand I can understand a little haggling but it strikes me as a little rude on their part, especially as the differential is minimal - there is surely a degree of goodwill to be sought in dealings of this nature.

Of course, if they go elsewhere to get it printed, there's not much I can do to stop them. But it means they probably don't realise that the PDFs I've been sending are only at 72dpi. Heh.

M@

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 October, 2009, 06:38:52 PM
QuoteOn one hand I can understand a little haggling but it strikes me as a little rude on their part, especially as the differential is minimal - there is surely a degree of goodwill to be sought in dealings of this nature.

I've been involved with a charity for some years, and watched a new manager systematically alienate all the local print businesses who used to do massively discounted work, through exactly those shenanigans.    We used to be able to get free banners, free inserts, free layout on small jobs, precisely because we were a well-liked charity with regular orders. Not any more -one family firm is even suing over non-payment for changes to an order.  Should have come as no surprise that the same manager turned out to be a total wanker to the staff and volunteers too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 October, 2009, 07:15:23 PM
Oh dear. Nothing worse than a new manager making an impact, 'hitting the ground running.' So many of them join organisations and willingly destroy decent working relationships within, as well as with suppliers. If something isn't broken, break it and then fix it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 October, 2009, 07:20:52 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 15 October, 2009, 07:15:23 PM
Oh dear. Nothing worse than a new manager making an impact, 'hitting the ground running.' So many of them join organisations and willingly destroy decent working relationships within, as well as with suppliers. If something isn't broken, break it and then fix it.

If something isnt broken,break it and then fail to fix it properly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 18 October, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
This fucking month:

The Dishwasher broke;
The Washing Machine has broken;
My fucking Xbox has broken (sob!);
The Missus' car has broken;
Our internet has slowed down to a crawl for some reason;
We've all had pig flu.

Bastards, bastards, bastards - I am so fucking skint it's not funny.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2009, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: Pete Wells on 18 October, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
This fucking month:

The Dishwasher broke;
The Washing Machine has broken;

What's wrong with the wife ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 October, 2009, 07:14:57 PM
On the bright side, you've got the makings of a decent Muddy Waters track there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 October, 2009, 08:18:19 PM
Quote from: Pete Wells on 18 October, 2009, 04:51:09 PM
This fucking month:

The Dishwasher broke;
The Washing Machine has broken;
My fucking Xbox has broken (sob!);
The Missus' car has broken;
Our internet has slowed down to a crawl for some reason;
We've all had pig flu.

Bastards, bastards, bastards - I am so fucking skint it's not funny.


You forgot to mention "Godpleton went on holiday for a whole week."


Rivers Cuomo has really lost it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 19 October, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
Next time Godpleton goes on holiday he should announce it, so we appreciate him all the more when he comes back. 

I still think he was ROBBED of the victory in the last short story collection.   ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 12:42:41 PM
I'm up Shit Creek, basically.  :-X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 23 October, 2009, 12:46:34 PM
Quote from: House of UsherI'm up Shit Creek, basically.  :-X

Jeez, that's no fun. A collective board group hug is surely forthcoming ;-)

Take it easy,

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 October, 2009, 12:53:35 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 12:42:41 PM
I'm up Shit Creek, basically.  :-X

But you have a paddle, right?

Sorry to hear that HoU, work situation crapping in your porridge again?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 23 October, 2009, 12:54:16 PM
Aye Usher, hope all works out. Shit creek is no fun, whatever the cause.

Rather than a group hug, perhaps a life jacket might be more appropriate?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 01:02:28 PM
Thanks, both. I won't make a meal out of it. It's just a dozen factors all coming together at once to make life kind of difficult. Lack of sleep from keeping up with the pace of work doesn't help. It's an ongoing saga, really. All could have been avoided by not being too ambitious and opting for a simple life.
::)
At least the missus and I have a place of our own and very good health, so there's plenty to be thankful for.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 October, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Y'know what helps me when I'm down. Burger King. Go on. We won't tell.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 23 October, 2009, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 01:02:28 PM
All could have been avoided by not being too ambitious and opting for a simple life.

You don't strike me as a simple fellow, Usher. So maybe working through this is best. At the end it will all be worth it. Sorry for the cliche 'look on the bright side' post, but cliches are cliches for a reason I suppose  :D.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 October, 2009, 01:29:57 PM
QuoteLack of sleep from keeping up with the pace of work doesn't help.

Very little fucks with your mental well-being like persistent shortage of sleep. If there's any way you can arrange an evening off and a long snooze, you might find solutions to some of your other problems waiting for you when you wake up.  Even if you don't, they won't seem as bad with a clear head.

Take it from a man who's been averaging 3 hours a night since his second bundle of joy was spawned.  My head is like candyfloss spun from turds. 

So no change there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
Thanks for all the goodwill. I've nothing else to say really, except I'm off for a nap. Some things will look different when I wake up, some things won't, but I can at least tidy up later on and concentrate on getting things done that should make things a bit easier and increase the chances of success in my next desperate attempt to improve my lot.

:)


And thanks for the Burger King tip! I'm not really hungry, though. I had a cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch. It sufficed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 October, 2009, 04:13:12 PM
Thinking of you Usher.

Cheese and cucumber?  Mmmmmm.  Nice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 October, 2009, 06:36:59 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/oct/23/uk-economy-lonest-recession-record
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:17:13 PM
...because I have just done one of the most disgusting things it is possible to do.

Ahem.

I can't believe I'm posing this.

I just went to the toilet. While sitting on the toilet, I noticed a slug on our bathroom floor- so I took some bog roll, leaned forward and picked it up, so I could flush it- which is what I usually do with the little bastards.

However, I was then distracted by a text message, and when I had read it, proceded to absent-mindedly wipe my arse with a slug. I felt it burst on my ringpiece.

Laugh or be sick and die- it was a hard decision. I couldn't leap up and run away, there's no escape from your own arse.

I go now, in my shame.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 23 October, 2009, 11:21:33 PM
EUUUURRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

I have a pathological hatred of slugs, and you've described possibly just about the single worst thing I could think of.

From now on, no matter how bad things get, I'll always be able to think 'Oh well, at least I'm not wiping my arse with a slug.'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 23 October, 2009, 11:22:57 PM
/me speechless

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 October, 2009, 11:30:15 PM
Hey SBT didn't your good lady have a slug episode the other week.
What is going on down Hastings, Invasion of the Slugs.
"Quick get the salt."

"No, don't waste salt, we shall teach them a lesson for invading our homes, we shall wipe our arses with them."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 October, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
I'm a balcony gardener constantly at war with slugs. In summer, I go out nightly (with my pipe and torch) and give dozens of slugs a trowel-assisted flying lesson.

I can't stand squishing them 'cos it's gross and squishy.

Wiping my arse with a burst slug - that's about as disgusting as I can possibly imagine!

Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:17:13 PMthere's no escape from your own arse.

Possibly the wisest statement ever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 October, 2009, 11:35:32 PM
A couple of years ago I did a week of slug hunting in our back garden. I collected loads of the little shits each night and the next morning I placed them on the road outside our house and pissed myself as various vehicles drove over them ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:36:45 PM
Yep, she drunk one in her coffee.  :D

We have a terrible slug problem here- luckily, I'm not overly worried about them (except when they wettly explode on my anus, obviously!) and my kids just think they're cool. My wife though, just freaks out at the merest glimpse. We've got all sorts- teeny tiny ones and huge monster-slugs about four inches long, with speckled backs. I've become quite a connosieur.

Have tried everything, bar slug-pellets, to get rid, but I figure they have every right to exist, so I just salt in the obvious places and we tend to ignore them- flushing when we see one.

I'm not going to crush any more between my buttocks though.

SBT

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 October, 2009, 11:40:26 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:36:45 PM
I'm not going to crush any more between my buttocks though.

This could be a new craze to sweep Mega City, quick ring John Wagner ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 23 October, 2009, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'd like to second that remark.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 October, 2009, 11:47:30 PM
I bet during that micro second when you realised what was going to happen* but your body was too slow to react, you appropriately thought "SHIT."           


*the slug was at it's stretchy limit and it's body was going to pop and cover your ring with it's very own organic lube.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 23 October, 2009, 11:50:39 PM
(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq47/spugnut/Futurama_204_-_Fry_and_the_Slurm_Fa.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 October, 2009, 11:53:06 PM
It looks as if he's about to shout, "BRACE for impact!!!!"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 October, 2009, 11:55:30 PM
If you have got Slugs living in your house then you have got problems.

Have you got damp problems ?

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 October, 2009, 12:00:55 AM
Hhmm, 15 guests viewing at the moment. There is no way that the rest of the intrawebz doesn't here about this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 October, 2009, 12:13:58 AM
hear about this
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 24 October, 2009, 12:23:50 AM
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 23 October, 2009, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'd like to second that remark.

thirded




filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 12:27:40 AM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 23 October, 2009, 11:21:33 PM
EUUUURRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

I'll second that!  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 24 October, 2009, 12:48:14 AM
Quote from: flip-r mk2 on 24 October, 2009, 12:23:50 AM
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 23 October, 2009, 11:40:56 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 October, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I'd like to second that remark.

thirded




filip

This.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 08:50:14 AM
Steev.

I feel your pain.

My belly hurts from laughing.

I'm about to upload a screen capture to Facebook.  This is the biggest laugh I think I've ever had.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 October, 2009, 08:57:37 AM
I think we should all present him with slugs at Hi-Ex ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 09:18:40 AM
"Fancy a sandwich Steev?"

"Ooooh, yeah ta.  That'd be lovely, thanks Mike"

"Ha ha.  Joke's on you Lllllloser!  They're SLUG SANDWICHES!!!!"

"Um, Mike.  Didn't you eat one already?"

"Ah"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 24 October, 2009, 09:20:06 AM
Hows about a board comp? Biggest slug, photo proof with a size reference (ruler, keys, wienis etc), winner gets a bog-roll.

Anyone?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 09:55:54 AM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:17:13 PM
...because I have just done one of the most disgusting things it is possible to do.

Ahem.

I can't believe I'm posing this.

I just went to the toilet. While sitting on the toilet, I noticed a slug on our bathroom floor- so I took some bog roll, leaned forward and picked it up, so I could flush it- which is what I usually do with the little bastards.

However, I was then distracted by a text message, and when I had read it, proceded to absent-mindedly wipe my arse with a slug. I felt it burst on my ringpiece.

Laugh or be sick and die- it was a hard decision. I couldn't leap up and run away, there's no escape from your own arse.

I go now, in my shame.

SBT

*does a mini-sick* you poor thing! Still, I'll bet it wasn't in the slug's horoscope quite how it was going to die

edit: hang on text message? ON THE LOO?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 24 October, 2009, 10:02:13 AM
Slugs have horoscopes? "Uranus is retrograde and dark paths lie ahead".

This bugger was twice the length (yeah, I know, they all say that) but by the time I got camera he'd reached the fence and squidged up.

(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq47/spugnut/P1000080.jpg)

I bet someone can beat that. Comp thread?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 24 October, 2009, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: Kerrin on 24 October, 2009, 09:20:06 AM
Hows about a board comp? Biggest slug, photo proof with a size reference (ruler, keys, wienis etc), winner gets a bog-roll.

Anyone?

Just look at the damage this little bastard caused.

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/worldshown/slugattack2.jpg)

Maybe I should invite SBT down here to deal with my slug problems.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 10:10:58 AM
The slug-photo compo appears to have started. 

We can leave photos of the carnage they cause out of this, if only because Steev would be obligated to participate, we'd all look and there'd be a sizeable minority who DON'T want to see that sort of thing (I know, unbelievable eh?)

If we get another photo of a slug with scale we ought to start a new thread.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 24 October, 2009, 11:27:49 AM
Quote from: worldshown on 24 October, 2009, 10:04:48 AMMaybe I should invite SBT down here to deal with my slug problems.

I'm sure he could rectalify the situation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 October, 2009, 01:15:48 PM
last night Mini Huff annouced there was a frog in our kitchen,his description: cute no big and under the fridge. must have been after the slugs :P
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 01:27:58 PM
Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
Bumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 02:10:30 PM
QuoteBumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?

The first rule of Bumsex Girl is that you do not talk about Bumsex Girl.

Oops, sorry, I'm confusing it with the Private Pavillion.  As you were.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 01:27:58 PM
Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.

*tuts* what is it with you men and THAT?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 02:46:45 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
Bumsex girl?

I'm comparitively new, so forgive me but EH?

Happy to oblige. You'll find all the answers you need right here:
http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html (http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html)

Enjoy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 03:04:21 PM
Quote...what is it with you men and THAT?

Suppressed homosexuality would be my guess (sorry, 'bi-curiosity', very incorrect of me).  But the joy of that particular thread has little enough to do with the act itself, more the marvelous Board foolishness that ensues from posting about speed-dating experiences. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 03:28:28 PM
Fair enough, I was only jesting - don't suppose you could point me towards the thread about speed dating? it sounds excruciating!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 01:27:58 PM
Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.
*tuts* what is it with you men and THAT?
To be honest, I think it's desensitisation due to over-exposure to internet porn. I've never seen the attraction myself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
QuoteI've never seen the attraction myself.

I suppose if you have a very skinny wang the anal passage would be easier to fill, not being explicity designed for having things shoved up it.  Other than slugs, obviously.

Usher's post has the link to that most magical of all threads, Wild:

QuoteHappy to oblige. You'll find all the answers you need right here:
http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 04:18:26 PM
I've just been reading it, my eyes have been opened in ways I never thought possible!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 04:21:44 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 04:18:26 PM
I've just been reading it, my eyes have been opened in ways I never thought possible!
Me too.

My god, the things some people do for fun.  *makes furious notes for future .... use*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 04:01:32 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 October, 2009, 01:27:58 PM
Slugwipe is the best post on this board since bumsex girl.
*tuts* what is it with you men and THAT?
To be honest, I think it's desensitisation due to over-exposure to internet porn. I've never seen the attraction myself.

The same as and i am not open minded enough to want to find out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 04:40:50 PM
I feel I should add 'seagulling' to that long list of not-at-all-made-up experimental practises
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 24 October, 2009, 04:44:01 PM
I...think I need to lie down now. In a bed. Surrounded by a circle of salt.

Oh god..the slugs...

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 04:40:50 PM
I feel I should add 'seagulling' to that long list of not-at-all-made-up experimental practises
What's "seagulling" then, Kate?

Kidding.  I know.  And wish I didn't.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 05:12:55 PM
Yes, I remember that conversation - where's the mind bleach when you need it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 October, 2009, 06:13:45 PM
I would just like to thank everyone for their concern at my horrible arse/mollusc experience. Are slugs molluscs? I forget.

Especially Mike, for spreading the love to Facebook!  :D

Thankfully, I am over the shock now and am not having any flashbacks of any significance. But yes, I wouldn't reccommend it to anyone.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 24 October, 2009, 06:14:24 PM
Is seagulling the same as the Spiderman?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 24 October, 2009, 06:13:45 PM
I would just like to thank everyone for their concern at my horrible arse/mollusc experience. Are slugs molluscs? I forget.

Especially Mike, for spreading the love to Facebook!  :D

Thankfully, I am over the shock now and am not having any flashbacks of any significance. But yes, I wouldn't reccommend it to anyone.

SBT
Sorry buddy, I can take it right back down if you like.

I figured, perhaps wrongly, that if a bunch of people you didn't know were to be laughing about it, it made sense that a bunch of folks you DO know got to chuckle.  Sorry.  No offense meant.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 October, 2009, 06:28:43 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 24 October, 2009, 06:13:45 PM
I would just like to thank everyone for their concern at my horrible arse/mollusc experience. Are slugs molluscs? I forget.

Especially Mike, for spreading the love to Facebook!  :D

Thankfully, I am over the shock now and am not having any flashbacks of any significance. But yes, I wouldn't reccommend it to anyone.

SBT
Sorry buddy, I can take it right back down if you like.

I figured, perhaps wrongly, that if a bunch of people you didn't know were to be laughing about it, it made sense that a bunch of folks you DO know got to chuckle.  Sorry.  No offense meant.

Absolutely none taken!  :D It should stand as a warning to always keep your mind on the jobby, when wiping.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
Great!

Slugs/snails are (i'm 90% sure) molluscs, and thus part of a family that's primarily marine in nature.  I had a very long lecture and practical at uni about molluscs as a result of their importance in archaeological dating techniques* (the visiting lecturer COULD have made it exciting, but no.  He just prattled on in a Richard Whitely fashion and we were all mesmerised by his snail tie-pin - the magical powers of which I attribute my not witholding a single bit of information from that lecture (and so I had to research it all from the ground up for the lab book for that unit, yay!)).  

* Personally I've always preferred the strategies outlined on the bumsex girl thread.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 06:54:45 PM
Quote from: SamuelAWilkinson on 24 October, 2009, 06:14:24 PM
Is seagulling the same as the Spiderman?

I don't know what 'the spiderman' is and to be honest I'm too scared to consult Dr Google
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 24 October, 2009, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
Great!

Slugs/snails are (i'm 90% sure) molluscs, and thus part of a family that's primarily marine in nature.

Gastropods, technically. And yes, primarily marine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 07:01:38 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath on 24 October, 2009, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
Great!

Slugs/snails are (i'm 90% sure) molluscs, and thus part of a family that's primarily marine in nature.

Gastropods, technically. And yes, primarily marine.
Ah, told you I'd retained nothing.  My false impression about molluscs must have been the old "Molluscs Have Ruined My Life" group that sprung up unaccountably on Facebook on my uni at around the same time. 

Ta for the clear up.  I remember other aspects of that unit.  But snails?  You'll be lucky.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 07:04:45 PM
Urgh, that militant vegan is on 'come dine with me' - her feeble arguments for becoming vegan make me angry  >:( MONGROL SMUSH!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteI had a very long lecture and practical at uni about molluscs as a result of their importance in archaeological dating techniques* (the visiting lecturer COULD have made it exciting, but no

Was it Vita-Finzi?  If so, same experience here.  Although I don't recall the tie-pin.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 07:32:16 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 07:13:00 PM
QuoteI had a very long lecture and practical at uni about molluscs as a result of their importance in archaeological dating techniques* (the visiting lecturer COULD have made it exciting, but no

Was it Vita-Finzi?  If so, same experience here.  Although I don't recall the tie-pin.
Can't recall off the top of my head the name, but he was a Mr Bean-like man.  Very knowledgeable, very NICE, but doomed as a lecturer because I caught STAFF nodding.  Always a bad sign.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 07:46:31 PM
Gastropods are molluscs, aren't they?

(Gastropoda being a class of the phylum Mollusca)


Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 07:04:45 PM
Urgh, that militant vegan is on 'come dine with me' - her feeble arguments for becoming vegan make me angry  >:( MONGROL SMUSH!!!

I wish I had been watching that. Sounds hilarious! Better than doing half-arsed DIY and cooking the dinner while the missus carries on sanding woodwork like some kind of indefatigable Arnie Terminator robot, and occasionally looking sadly at my shoes wondering where she gets her energy from.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 07:46:31 PM
Gastropods are molluscs, aren't they?

(Gastropoda being a class of the phylum Mollusca)





Gastropods are Molluscs in the broad sense but they are a sub species that dont have shells and i forget what the exact terminology is.Polyphylectic or something similar.Also slugs are not a marine species as they breath air so are land based.

Like all these things the more revolting they are the more healthy and nutritious they are to eat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 08:00:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Like all these things the more revolting they are the more healthy and nutritious they are to eat.
Thanks Peter.

Um, I'm now really glad I didn't pay attention in this lecture.  If it were THIS chock-full of delicious serving suggestions I'd have chucked all over the lab.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 08:24:14 PM
seriously anyone who uses the lack of fibre in a beefburger as a valid reason for veganism (seriously has anyone ever thought 'I need more fibre in my diet, I'll gorge myself silly on burgers' - ?) deserves a stern talking to (not a slap, I abhor violence even towards vegans). It's a food-fad that can only be entertained in the west by dint of the fact we have so much we can afford to act like a fussy 6 year old about food
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 09:06:49 PM
Another political forum i use has reverted back to its silly little game of arbitarily deleting my comments yet at the same time another comment that was posted that was not related to the topic in question that involved a guide on how to shove a Hamster up your arse and extract it again is allowed to remain.

I spent half an hour typing a long paragraph about Capitalism [Long posts are fine on this forum] only to have my time thought and effort wasted because it was deleted instantly despite the fact it was reiterating the message contained in a film recently released by the websites owner.

Stupid ChickenLittle Moderator.

At the same time its somehow acceptable not to moderate a troll and leave up their 50 plus repetitive attention seeking inane comments.


GGGRRRRRR........
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 24 October, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
The X Factor.

What a bunch of talentless mutants, who are essentially victims as music industry professionals (who will make lots of money whatever happens) tell them they can sing.

Un. Be. Fucking. Lievable.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Gastropods are Molluscs in the broad sense but they are a sub species that dont have shells

Well, no: they're molluscs in the strict sense that that's how Linnaean taxonomy works. Snails have shells and they are also gastropods.

Quote from: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 08:24:14 PM
It's a food-fad that can only be entertained in the west by dint of the fact we have so much we can afford to act like a fussy 6 year old about food

But not really. A western diet that includes meat makes excessive demands on world agriculture for the input of energy and water necessary to grow grain to feed to animals that only consumers in an advanced capitalist country can afford to eat. A diet which is heavy in meat literally takes food out of the mouths of people in developing countries, whose own diet is typically largely vegetarian if not, indeed, vegan, because the bulk of their crop goes to feed animals in the west. They are growing food they can themselves barely afford to eat. However, a third world diet is rarely vegan by choice but rather by dint of a lack of affordable alternatives; as such, one would never turn down an opportunity for novelty, so it makes sense to keep a goat or two, catch fish if you live near a river, lake or ocean, and eat any animals you can catch in the wild (because you don't have to feed them at your own expense).

Veganism in the west is for people with genuine dietary issues like bowel problems on the one hand and middle class wankers who have nothing better to do than turn their three meals a day into a life-defining hobby on the other. Personally I haven't got the time to muck about like that and I enjoy food too much to give up eggs and dairy as well as meat and fish. Meat and fish are a luxury I can do without, but eggs and milk make life easier in so many ways I'm not bothered to do without either.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 10:17:33 PM
Snails can be absolutely yummy.  I've had land snails stewed or minced in the French style many times, but I ate a giant heap of them in their natural state this Summer, cooked  in the Cretan 'hohlious' style, i.e. boiled in their shells, with just a bit of onion and rosemary.  They were delicious hot winkled straight out of the shell, chewy but yielding like properly cooked squid, and with a flavour not unlike mildly seasoned white pudding.  

And yet the idea of eating slugs does not appeal one bit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 24 October, 2009, 10:28:02 PM
Vegetarianism yes, Veganism no.

If it was a matter of survival I'd kill something and eat it but since the human body can survive quite well on a vegetarian diet I don't see the need.

On the other hand, milk in my coffee and a nice fried egg sandwich are luxuries I'll not soon give up.
Title: The same subject you see elsewhere no the thread - blame my stupid phone
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 October, 2009, 10:42:08 PM
I'll never eat another snail. Five years ago i ate one that hadn't been purged and fell so ill i've yet to recover. And lost thousands thanks to the insurance scum not paying out for no good reason. I'll never go back to the third world, my decadent western belly can't cope.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 October, 2009, 10:50:03 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 10:11:36 PM

But not really. A western diet that includes meat makes excessive demands on world agriculture for the input of energy and water necessary to grow grain to feed to animals that only consumers in an advanced capitalist country can afford to eat. A diet which is heavy in meat literally takes food out of the mouths of people in developing countries, whose own diet is typically largely vegetarian if not, indeed, vegan, because the bulk of their crop goes to feed animals in the west. They are growing food they can themselves barely afford to eat. However, a third world diet is rarely vegan by choice but rather by dint of a lack of affordable alternatives; as such, one would never turn down an opportunity for novelty, so it makes sense to keep a goat or two, catch fish if you live near a river, lake or ocean, and eat any animals you can catch in the wild (because you don't have to feed them at your own expense).

Veganism in the west is for people with genuine dietary issues like bowel problems on the one hand and middle class wankers who have nothing better to do than turn their three meals a day into a life-defining hobby on the other. Personally I haven't got the time to muck about like that and I enjoy food too much to give up eggs and dairy as well as meat and fish. Meat and fish are a luxury I can do without, but eggs and milk make life easier in so many ways I'm not bothered to do without either.

I totally take your point and obviously if you have a health problem which can be aided by dietry change then go for it - but if it's simply personal choice then... Beliefs are lovely and a bit like a big cock; lovely to have but NOT to be shoved down someone else's throat (thanks Mike!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 October, 2009, 11:00:31 PM
QuoteFive years ago i ate one that hadn't been purged and fell so ill i've yet to recover.

But tasty, no?   :-*

Seriosuly, sorry to hear that Mike, tell me it wasn't that awful rat lungworm meningitis thing? 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 11:02:50 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 24 October, 2009, 10:11:36 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2009, 07:57:07 PM
Gastropods are Molluscs in the broad sense but they are a sub species that dont have shells

Well, no: they're molluscs in the strict sense that that's how Linnaean taxonomy works. Snails have shells and they are also gastropods.



I didnt word the post very well in hindsight but you at least recognise that one species having a shell and the other not means that they are each a different family of Gastropods/Molluscs..

Which is what i failed to articulate properly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 25 October, 2009, 02:12:53 PM
Life spugs because I think I've upset a good friend and all via the medium of misunderstanding. He was one half of a couple who split a few months back and while on good terms with the lady half I never got round to reassuring him that far from taking sides I was the very epitome of neutrality. So the other day I thought it'd be a good idea to do so, only now I think he's taken it as me making a pass at him (they used to come and stay with me regularly, she still does so it was only fair to make the same offer to him) - he knows that I not only have a boyfriend but am VERY happy thanks awfully for asking. The question is should I feel bad or is he the arse for misunderstanding my good intentions?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 October, 2009, 03:05:38 PM
You shouldn't feel bad.  He is an arse (albeit a semi-arse as I don't know how badly the break-up upset him - often you feel your ability to read the opposite sex is desperately screwed through being a bad judge of character or whatever).

And I'm pleased to hear you're so happy *beams happily*  So am I.

*sound of the rest of the forum doing mini-sicks*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 25 October, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 25 October, 2009, 03:05:38 PM
You shouldn't feel bad.  He is an arse.

Harsh! I wouldn't say he was an 'arse' - just 'male.' God knows it only takes a grateful smile from a pretty lady in thanks for holding a door open and I'm already imagining what we might call our first child.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 October, 2009, 03:28:20 PM
I corrected myself by saying mini-arse, semi-arse or similar.  Something like that. 

And yes, I know what you mean, Jimbo.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 25 October, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
There's always the option that he hasn't thought that at all and I'm worrying for no reason, although I have no intention of asking him!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 25 October, 2009, 09:11:55 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 25 October, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
God knows it only takes a grateful smile from a pretty lady in thanks for holding a door open and I'm already imagining what we might call our first child.
Oh, I've been there Jimbo.

He probably hasn't thought that way at all Wild and just taken it as the friendly gesture you meant it too be.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 October, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
QuoteHe probably hasn't thought that way at all Wild and just taken it as the friendly gesture you meant it too be.

Hmmm, I'd say he has probably entertained the possibility (being a man, and thus forced to entertain any possibility, no matter how unlikely), but doesn't really believe he's got the right end of the stick, so give out any clear indications that he was mistaken and he'll go back to normal without any repercussions.  In fact, even if the circumstances were different and there had been a genuine if subtle offer, he'd still go back to normal once there was a hint that he had been mistaken.  

As a gender we're used to missing the point on an almost daily hourly basis, and by adulthood we've usually learnt not to let it concern us.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 October, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
I think that Tordels is probably right.  

I'd ask if you may have misread him as if the communication was digital and non-verbal that might be a possibility.  Although usually reading us blokes is child's play for you lovely ladies.  We're not exactly complex (i.e. we say what we mean and don't expect psychic powers *wink*).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 25 October, 2009, 09:59:22 PM
He's probably gone home and had a right good wank though, regardless of what you think he thought.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 October, 2009, 10:02:57 PM
I think that goes without saying.  As Sabrina the Teenage Witch once remarked, "the mystery of men is that there is no mystery".
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 25 October, 2009, 10:11:22 PM
Thanks chaps, I'm sure he'll realise the error of his ways!

QuoteHe's probably gone home and had a right good wank though, regardless of what you think he thought.

Er thanks Tiplodocus! *heads towards the cupboard for a large bottle of mind bleach*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 October, 2009, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 25 October, 2009, 10:02:57 PM
I think that goes without saying.  As Sabrina the Teenage Witch once remarked, "the mystery of men is that there is no mystery".

Theres always exceptions to that rule.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 October, 2009, 10:22:15 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 25 October, 2009, 10:02:57 PM
I think that goes without saying.  As Sabrina the Teenage Witch once remarked, "the mystery of men is that there is no mystery".
And as Xander Harris remarked: "Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... and then I do a spell by myself."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 October, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
QuoteTheres always exceptions to that rule.

Well obviously she wasn't including Mr. Furious or the Shoveller, never mind the Blue Raja.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 12:24:31 AM
Just read about 'Incident at SBT's Ring'. Ha ha, what a way to go.

Starfish vs Slug – and the slug didn't stand a chance.

Oh, starting to feel a bit sick now that I've visualised it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 01:32:29 PM
Checked my email late last night for first time over the weekend. At about 11pm I read an email that was sent to me lunchtime Sunday. I am expected to design an advert. Problem is the deadline was Friday and the 'client' was given an extended deadline by the publication, which is today. I was not told about the initial deadline or the extended one until Sunday. Oh, small point, no text or content has been supplied to me. WTF am I supposed to do, magic all this out of my arse!

SBT, did you scan the toilet paper? If so, please save it as a hires PDF and I'll submit it for this required full page advert.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 October, 2009, 01:34:27 PM
"X PRODUCT/SERVICE - Better than wiping your botty with a slug"

Could work...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 October, 2009, 01:39:32 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 01:32:29 PM
Problem is the deadline was Friday and the 'client' was given an extended deadline by the publication, which is today.

I see a delay coming. Their ad's going to be hitting the issue after, isn't it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 01:48:08 PM
I called publication and got extension until Wednesday but for sure, they will see this as their deadline to submit content to me as my bit is magic and computers can do anything these days.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 26 October, 2009, 01:50:53 PM
I think I'm having the same day as you...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 26 October, 2009, 01:54:48 PM
... everytime I seem to post on this thread, it's usually without reading what had gone before and usually in the middle of someone having a really shitty time, making my Spuggins seem relatively insignificant and making me feel like a cock for posting :S

oh .. and life spugs as I have to go to Newcastle for the day tomorrow. :( Nothing wrong with Newcastle other than its going to be a long arsed day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 26 October, 2009, 02:30:43 PM
SuperSurfer- Stop complaining- you only have to press a button, after all. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 26 October, 2009, 03:03:53 PM
Quote from: SuperSurferOh, small point, no text or content has been supplied to me.

You could try "Just buy one, dammit!"...?

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 October, 2009, 10:25:39 PM
Quote from: James S on 26 October, 2009, 01:54:48 PM
... everytime I seem to post on this thread, it's usually without reading what had gone before and usually in the middle of someone having a really shitty time, making my Spuggins seem relatively insignificant and making me feel like a cock for posting :S

More of those please! It's where the thread came from. Nothing too trivial. Go on, spoil yourself!

:D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
"Pants Off Dance Off" on new freeview channel Viva is pretty much the most depressing show I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 October, 2009, 06:39:33 AM
Quote"Pants Off Dance Off"

And yet having no knowledge whatsoever of the genre/content/tone, it sounds like my sort of thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 October, 2009, 09:02:24 AM
And mine.

Come on Roger, see if you can enter it.  I'd consider PAYING to see that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bouwel on 27 October, 2009, 11:00:58 AM
QuotePants Off Dance Off

As if by magick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidT5cM1Uwc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidT5cM1Uwc)

Not bad, but seen better.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 October, 2009, 11:05:48 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
"Pants Off Dance Off" on new freeview channel Viva is pretty much the most depressing show I have ever seen.

I bet you watched it to the end whilst cavorting sorry, dancing around the living room :-[
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 27 October, 2009, 11:18:21 AM
Quote from: Bouwel on 27 October, 2009, 11:00:58 AM
QuotePants Off Dance Off

As if by magick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidT5cM1Uwc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidT5cM1Uwc)

Not bad, but seen better.

-Bouwel-


Bit worried about the Google ad that accompanied that video - Wedding Dance Lessons! Maybe when all the guests have left perhaps? Not sure about it being suitable for the first dance when Auntie Mable is still enjoying her second slice of wedding cake.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 27 October, 2009, 11:55:32 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 11:37:33 PM
"Pants Off Dance Off" on new freeview channel Viva is pretty much the most depressing show I have ever seen.

The title didn't give you a clue then! Does it actually involve nekkid dancing?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 October, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
They show right up to the participant shedding their smalls before cutting away. I think the formula is one hot girl and one hot guy, a sorta hot guy or girl and two obvious weirdos (one from each gender).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 October, 2009, 07:55:42 PM
I am just about to wash up!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 28 October, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
Life spugs because I'm sufficiently poorly to be playing on PC instead of doing whatever it is I usually do...

However having had this thread slug issue pointed out to me may I say I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thankyou.

to people in spug, my sympathies.

To Mr slug, I once found one in saucepan of pasta we were eating, thankfully I think it had crawled in afterwards. One of my girls once had a burst one stuck in her long hair...NASTY.... however, your story is the most disgusting thing in the universe.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 October, 2009, 03:41:24 PM
QFB: i thankyou. glad my slugbum horror amuses others as much as it now amuses me. sbt
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 October, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
Just had my first proper eye test and I now own a pair of drokking reading glasses. *sigh* Is this what I can look forward to from now on? Perfectly healthy bits of me gradually wearing out one by one?

On the upside, I'm testing them out reading my prog which finally made it through the picket lines today.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 28 October, 2009, 06:16:14 PM
You could always try contact lenses; all the fun of sticking your finger in your eye but with the bonus of sight at the end
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: eggonlegs on 28 October, 2009, 08:41:21 PM
bou is back bou is back
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 October, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
HEY!

You're a meany, eggs!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 05 November, 2009, 05:54:53 AM
Wow, no misery to report on the board for a week. Well done everyone. Sad to say I have to break the streak.

I'm on overnight babysitting and dropping off at school duties with my 5yr old nephew cos his mother is working funny hours again.

Thats not the bit that Spugs though. Its the fact that having put him to bed at 9pm last night - he was up late because he'd been to a firework display - I had expected him to pass out quite quickly from the lateness and excitement. Not so. He's still awake now, having had a brief spell of about 20mins sleep at 4:30ish. Apparently his ear hurts and he's been sobbing, screaming and wandering up and down stairs for drinks all night cos the sobbing makes him cough and the coughing hurts his throat. He's not slept, I've not slept and of course there isn't going to be a school drop off today.

It's not that I begrudge him the attention, he's ill after all, but I had job hunting planned for today which has now gone out the window The best I can hope is that he gets off to sleep soon so I can get a couple of hours myself once the school office is open so I can tell  them the gen.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 November, 2009, 06:58:56 AM
Aw, poor little fella.  Hope he (and you) get some rest and put your head down for a bit. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 11:10:30 AM
Some idiot phoned me in the middle of the night and I couldn't get back to sleep.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 05 November, 2009, 11:27:12 AM
Quote from: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 11:10:30 AM
Some idiot phoned me in the middle of the night and I couldn't get back to sleep.

Sorry. You didn't have to be so mean about it though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 01:38:18 PM
You're the fifth person today to admit being responsible for that call.

I'm so confused!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 November, 2009, 01:41:56 PM
It was me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 05 November, 2009, 01:49:01 PM
Actually it was us.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 05 November, 2009, 03:19:44 PM
Bloody council digging up the pavement earlier right outside the house. Only managed to get 3 hours sleep so I'm going to have to grab some before work, or I'll die >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 November, 2009, 03:57:49 PM
QuoteOnly managed to get 3 hours sleep so I'm going to have to grab some before work, or I'll die

I'm saying nothing.

Oh alright, I'm saying that I have verified experimentally that this is not true.  9 weeks of ca. 3 hours sleep a night will not kill you.  It will however make you very, very cranky, and not a little stupid, and will make you wish that it would kill you. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 05 November, 2009, 04:00:37 PM
It will, as I'll be driving a 44t unit and trailer around the South East ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 05 November, 2009, 04:25:43 PM
Another Windows update, another complete system freeze. What's the point?

(Sent via phone).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 05 November, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
My driving licence needs to be renewed this month.

I can't believe the youthful face on the old one used to be me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 04:37:44 PM
V for Vendetta is on the telly tonight, and sadly people will continue to be ignorant to the far superior comic.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 05 November, 2009, 04:42:47 PM
Quote from: worldshown on 05 November, 2009, 04:28:43 PM
My driving licence needs to be renewed this month.
I can't believe the youthful face on the old one used to be me.

I had that years ago when I needed a travelcard. Dug up my previous photocards and couldn't believe how my face had flabbed up to the point that I could barely recognise the younger version of me. It was a case of "oh yeah, I remember that face." Not talking League of Fatties but it's surprising how one puts weight on the chops. So I snapped out of it, became a bit of a fitness freak and am back to the younger version. Not as fresh faced but doing ok.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 November, 2009, 04:49:43 PM
QuoteIt will, as I'll be driving a 44t unit and trailer around the South East

Ha, that'd do it alright!  I can barely make toast these days without incident, spell every second word wrong, and have to drive at old-lady speeds to compensate for system lag.  Grud knows what would happen if I had to operate anything larger than a landrover, but I suspect it would involve Dredd calling in the Holocaust Squad.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
I made the pasta I was so excited about having.

It tasted bloody horrible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 November, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 November, 2009, 03:57:49 PM
QuoteOnly managed to get 3 hours sleep so I'm going to have to grab some before work, or I'll die

I'm saying nothing.

Oh alright, I'm saying that I have verified experimentally that this is not true.  9 weeks of ca. 3 hours sleep a night will not kill you.  It will however make you very, very cranky, and not a little stupid, and will make you wish that it would kill you. 


You can end up in some curious mental states through sleep deprivation and that was after just 3 days.

Delays to projects i have lined up before Xmas or one in particular which is a good payer is causing me a certain amount of stress which i can manage adequately but i am on a knife edge and if i am pushed then i can go off on one and start snapping and snarling at a seconds notice and tonight is Bonfire night in Lewes but i am not going to go because the crowds will make me get stressed out and i can be unpredictable so i am staying in instead.

I have not been this quiet workwise in 15 yrs or more.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 05 November, 2009, 08:15:01 PM
I've just eaten the best pie of my life.

Now it is gone.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 November, 2009, 09:30:21 PM
That's so sad. I felt like that about a dinner i had earlier this week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 05 November, 2009, 09:37:54 PM
Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, right?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2009, 11:45:33 PM
I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LLIIGGHHTT.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 06 November, 2009, 08:17:12 AM
Pies are fine, good and yummy, but nothing can beat a cheesecake. Unfortuanately, I've got a couple of weeks before the wife bakes one for Thanksgiving....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 06 November, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm......Cheesecake........
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 November, 2009, 08:38:09 AM
There's always the hope that the NEXT pie you make will be even better.......
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 06 November, 2009, 10:38:30 AM
of the Civil War raging at work. Caught in the middle. Know what a Falais pocket was? Well I feel I'm on the recieving end of a rocket firing Typhoon. Not a lot of fun but zero I can do about it. I don't see any compromise either. Endure it I guess. :'( 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 November, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
Bloody postie woke me up at 10:35 >:(                (Helmet delivered) ;D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 November, 2009, 12:16:36 PM
I found a grey hair on my head. At this rate I'm going to look like fucking Reed Richards by 26.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 November, 2009, 12:33:31 PM
QuoteAt this rate I'm going to look like fucking Reed Richards by 26.

As long as you also get to bang his latino whore, I'd call it a good deal.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 November, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
I already do.  Faint but unmistakeable badger stripes arrived last year (when I was 34) but I found my first grey aged 18 and they are no longer rare, although massively outnumbered.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 06 November, 2009, 07:30:32 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 06 November, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
I already do.  Faint but unmistakeable badger stripes arrived last year (when I was 34) but I found my first grey aged 18 and they are no longer rare, although massively outnumbered.

I like the badger stripes, don't you DARE eye up that bottle of 'just for men'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 November, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
Cut it short perhaps a number 1, that'll hide the grey ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 06 November, 2009, 07:39:22 PM
Bwahaha, by the miracle of genetics, I shall stave off the grey hair and general look of old age for years to come (if my dad is anything to go by), and I shall not go bald! (if the genes of my grandfather on my mother's side favour me)

Sadly, none of this is certain and I could be grey/bald as a plucked chicken by the age of 30.

Life also spugs because people never answer their bloody phones when I need them!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 06 November, 2009, 07:46:04 PM
Quote from: Christov on 06 November, 2009, 07:39:22 PM
Life also spugs because people never answer their bloody phones when I need them!

Well I'm not going to answer the phone after you were so rude to me last night when I called.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 06 November, 2009, 07:51:26 PM
I bite my thumb at you sir. I also shake my fist, which results in me looking like some jittering lunatic.

I hope you're happy!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 November, 2009, 11:04:46 PM
My hair began abandoning ship years ago. Cue purchase of Babyliss hair clippers. That's what happens to mutineers in my universe.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 07 November, 2009, 09:23:03 AM
I'd never dye my hair to it's NATURAL colour (nothing wrong with bleach though, that's been a semi regular feature in my youth, but I reckon 35 is quite old enough to knock that on the head).  No chance of baldness, no history on either side.  And seeing as my dad had a thick head of pure WHITE hair in his early 20s I'm only surprised I've kept my original colour so long....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 November, 2009, 12:36:52 AM
...well not for me, but I just read this article and I really can't imagine anything more horrifying. Surely you would just go mental.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8375326.stm


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 24 November, 2009, 12:41:38 AM
I just read that article before reading your post. How that guy didn't just go insane is beyond me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 24 November, 2009, 08:24:57 AM
That there's a pretty incredible man.

On a similar note there are numerous cases of people being operated on while the anaesthetic has paralysised them they are still conscious. Ouch.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 November, 2009, 08:29:38 AM
Ouch.  I feel some Metallica coming on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 November, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 24 November, 2009, 08:24:57 AM
...there are numerous cases of people being operated on while the anaesthetic has paralysised them they are still conscious. Ouch.

Happened to my mum, that.  She had nightmares for the rest of her life, as you'd expect.  Ouch indeed.  My last conscious thought the last time I went under in an operating theatre was "God I hope it's not genetic, this is my sack here...."

Good call on the Metallica, TB. 

Life spugs because Metallica haven't been worth listening to for a while.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 November, 2009, 11:13:40 AM
... because I was at another meeting from Hell of the management group of our small block of flats. Just unbelievable. Constant spoiling tactics of those who wish to derail the refurbishment of the communal areas which are a complete embarrassing dump. Can't people understand that if a vote goes against them then tough! That doesn't mean they have automatic right of veto. Was like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 24 November, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
Because shit roles downhill and it always seams to stop right in front of me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 24 November, 2009, 03:09:10 PM
Stand somewhere else Gavin :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 24 November, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
preferably away from the shit seam
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 24 November, 2009, 03:10:45 PM
I've tried, but it's a very steep hill.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 24 November, 2009, 03:18:42 PM
Find a different hill with a better view.


...I'm barely hanging on to the analogy here, aren't I?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 24 November, 2009, 04:16:34 PM
QuoteMy last conscious thought the last time I went under in an operating theatre was "God I hope it's not genetic, this is my sack here...."

surely the spelling is 'sac' as in 'le sac magique' - ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 November, 2009, 07:51:26 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 November, 2009, 08:29:38 AM
Ouch.  I feel some Metallica coming on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc


Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror,
I cannot live, I cannot die, trapped in myself, body my holding cell.

Landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing,
Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul, left me with life in hell.

ROCK ON.
(http://www.rufkm.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/horns.bmp)





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 November, 2009, 02:27:54 PM
life spugs cos I knackered my leg last night and can barely walk. I wasn't even (very) drunk, but whilst walking between pubs, I simply turned a corner and my left calf muscle just seemed to go TWANG. The bastard still hurts like hell.

Oh and after limping painfully to the shop and back, I discover my newspaper is missing all the magazines and TV guide. Grrr.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 November, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Its another wet sunday coming up and that will be the 6th in a row now or maybe the 4th or 5th.I want to stall out and sell some tat before Xmas and i miss my weekly fix of rummaging through junk on a Sunday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 November, 2009, 06:22:54 PM
Quote from: uncle fester on 06 November, 2009, 08:35:43 AM
Mmmmmmmmmm......Cheesecake........


MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Cheesecake.........


Top Tip:The only cheesecakes that you can buy off the shelf that are worth eating are M+S cheesecakes.They are not just any cheesecakes as they are M+S cheesecakes i will have you know.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 November, 2009, 06:47:48 PM
Tesco's reduced fat mandarin cheesecake is not half bad.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 November, 2009, 06:53:06 PM
I havent tried that.I have never baked a cheesecake but i am sure its not difficult.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 November, 2009, 08:12:41 PM
It isn't.  I'm planning on doing one this week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 November, 2009, 08:44:26 PM
You should try my wife's home made cheese cakes. Lush.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 28 November, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 28 November, 2009, 08:12:41 PM
It isn't.  I'm planning on doing one this week.

I'm sure I'm not the only person who'll be demanding pictures!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 November, 2009, 11:43:59 PM
The job I've accepted in order to get out of low-paid teaching and into a realistic prospect of a pension isn't that gret aktully. The perks are excellent but it feels like starting yet another apprenticeship. It's the eighth time I've been here.

::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 29 November, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
The war is over but the fallout has just begun. At least I took the right step and walked away from one job. I'll miss the money but not the hassle and the early starts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 02:59:41 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 November, 2009, 11:43:59 PM
The job I've accepted in order to get out of low-paid teaching and into a realistic prospect of a pension isn't that gret aktully. The perks are excellent but it feels like starting yet another apprenticeship. It's the eighth time I've been here.


My entire approach to work has changed philosophically over the last couple of years. If I'd seriously wanted a career of some kind, I should have been fucking people over twenty years ago. It's too late now.

Work is -- when you boil it down -- the process of converting time into food and shelter by means of labour. I will not be judged on the status or merit of the work I do, nor will I allow an employer, ever again, to convince me that there is anything more to our relationship than my expending time in their service and them compensating me for it. Them expecting me to work for no pay is as insulting as me expecting them to pay me for no work.

Do I have food? Do I have shelter? Then I've done enough work to serve its purpose.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 November, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
After the work i have lost this year for various reasons i am never going to recommend anyone else again and i am never going to let anyone else know my business and i am never going to do anyone else any favors.

The biggest mistake i ever made this year or ever was recommending another company.

Never Ever Again.


I dont trust anyone anymore.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 November, 2009, 03:23:15 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 02:59:41 PM
My entire approach to work has changed philosophically over the last couple of years. If I'd seriously wanted a career of some kind, I should have been fucking people over twenty years ago. It's too late now.

Wise words, mate. I feel the same way, especially the bit about fucking people over. I really think it's too late for me now too, hence accepting a graduate entry-level post 16 years after graduating. I have come to see work as just something I have to do to pay my way, and if it's well paid and comfortable then so much the better.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hell Trekker on 29 November, 2009, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 02:59:41 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 November, 2009, 11:43:59 PM
The job I've accepted in order to get out of low-paid teaching and into a realistic prospect of a pension isn't that gret aktully. The perks are excellent but it feels like starting yet another apprenticeship. It's the eighth time I've been here.


My entire approach to work has changed philosophically over the last couple of years. If I'd seriously wanted a career of some kind, I should have been fucking people over twenty years ago. It's too late now.

Work is -- when you boil it down -- the process of converting time into food and shelter by means of labour. I will not be judged on the status or merit of the work I do, nor will I allow an employer, ever again, to convince me that there is anything more to our relationship than my expending time in their service and them compensating me for it. Them expecting me to work for no pay is as insulting as me expecting them to pay me for no work.

Do I have food? Do I have shelter? Then I've done enough work to serve its purpose.

Cheers

Jim

Words to live by right there!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 November, 2009, 03:43:50 PM
You beat me to it, Hell-Treker.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 November, 2009, 06:12:33 PM
Quote...nor will I allow an employer, ever again, to convince me that there is anything more to our relationship than my expending time in their service and them compensating me for it.

How I wish I'd understood this most basic of life lessons 20 years ago.  I've been shafted be employers I "trusted" so often that you could drive a rad-wagon up my metaphorical jacksee - entire years of my life have vanished into pits of unpaid overtime, of 7-day weeks and 14-hour days, as I worked to get projects finished because We're All In This Together, It Has To Be Done, And It'll Be Better Soon.  Now that I'm on the other side of the fence, I do my best not to be that bastard, but so often it's impossible:  no matter what extra lengths someone has gone to, no matter how much I like and respect the person, when there's no money in the bank I can't pay them. You can soften things by stretching contracts out beyond sense,  buying pints, souping up expenses, and insisting that people only work the hours they're paid for, but ultimately it's "thanks for everything, see ya".  That's work. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 November, 2009, 06:40:45 PM
I think most of us sympathise with your position, Tordelback. You've always come across as a concerned and hardworking employer in a field where nobody can take work for granted and an industry that's on a knife-edge. I think a lot of us would be only too glad to have a boss like you! The day-to-day dilemmas you sometimes describe are agonizing.

It's quite different from the experience of working in an industry that has a long-term future (e.g. post-16 education) where the daily business of that industry involves salaried management and admin staff relying upon casualized labour to deliver front-line services: employees doing more than their reimbursed hours of work and carrying a disproportionate share of risk (e.g. classes may be cancelled due to low enrolment, resulting in reduced earnings; having to seek alternative sources of income outside term time).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
Quote from: TordelBack link=topic=24364.msg472886#msg472886 date=1259518353
How I wish I'd understood this most basic of life lessons 20 years ago. 
/quote]

Heh ... the old "If I could back in time and give myself some proper career advice" line of thought. That way madness lies, TB!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 29 November, 2009, 06:40:45 PM
You've always come across as a concerned and hardworking employer in a field where nobody can take work for granted and an industry that's on a knife-edge. I think a lot of us would be only too glad to have a boss like you!

Two things, Ush:

1) You've got a job

2) He's not hiring!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 November, 2009, 09:40:45 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 29 November, 2009, 06:45:49 PM
2) He's not hiring!

Yeah, but the casting couch is always open to the... appreciative candidate.  Anyhow, wasn't intending to suggest i was a good employer, I've seen good employers and I'm not in the running. All it takes is one bad quarter to shatter those illusions.  What I was getting at is that it starts and ends with money, irrespective of greed or altruism, and I honestly never understood that until I was trying to pay wages on a maxed-out overdraft.  

I tried to work in Usher's sector, had always seen it as my ultimate goal really,  and lasted exactly one year - I've never had a worse job, and the lives of almost all my mates in that field would make for a good joke if they weren't actual human beings.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 November, 2009, 03:54:33 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 29 November, 2009, 09:40:45 PM
I tried to work in Usher's sector, had always seen it as my ultimate goal really,  and lasted exactly one year

Hmmm, let's see: I lasted three-and-a-half years in HE (research) and two years in FE (teaching), after 10 years of training (the 11th year had some overlap with actual employment). Fortunately the same training gets me in at ground level in the civil service, my next destination.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 01 December, 2009, 12:56:20 AM
I've had a urinary infection for ages now- a week long excruciating testicle/ groin and two and a half weeks of screaming kidney.

Whilst any kind of infection is positively de jour for a self-respecting scabby punk, if I piss any more I'll start tae fucking dessicate.
And if I drink any mair cranberry juice I will fucking VOMIT red.
Anyone got a spewing smiley?

Hate the world. Fuck everyone. Fuck everything.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 December, 2009, 09:07:38 AM
Been there.

Testicular cysts are particularly unpleasant.  Had two now.  Fucking painful operations.  Urinary infections are nasty.  Nothing like the feeling of pissing hot coke in tiny, painful spurts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 01 December, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
de jour? WTF?
I meant de rigueur.
See that's what happens when the ignorant stay up past their bedtime and post when they aren't thinking straight.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 01 December, 2009, 11:16:59 AM
It's what happens when you're in pain - I've suffered from similar quite regularly and am very familiar with the pain. I reccommend the cranberry forte tablets (you can get them in boots) take one each night before bed, it's super concentrated cranberry and saves having to drink the juice all the time. Hope this helps
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 December, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
I shouldn't say this, but Dog and Mike have just made me feel a lot happier about my own life, and dissauded me from writing the childish rant that was to occupy this space.  You poor bastards.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 01 December, 2009, 12:00:10 PM
Rant away, TB, I'm at home bored and miserable so I'm looking for stuff to occupy my brain.

Thanks for that Wild-Seven- I'll check them out. These Trimethoprim antibiotic tablets don't half make you feel shit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 December, 2009, 08:04:15 PM
I have a third Testicle. Well its not exactly a third but its a large lump. Have had it checked out ages ago and it is nothing to worry about. Shat myself at the time though.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 December, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 01 December, 2009, 08:04:15 PM
I have a third Testicle.

So I forget, which one are you again - Himmler? Goebbels?

Anyway, surely this belongs on the Excellent thread - a spare clip can't be a bad thing! 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 01 December, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 December, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
a spare clip

That's really made me chuckle :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 December, 2009, 08:29:48 PM
I am the next step in human evolution, and I cum buckets.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
Fucksticks, mothers cunt.

Freezer packed in tonight, barely two weeks after the washing machine packed in.
With less than a month til xmas.
Neither of them still on guarantee.

Fuckin fuckity fuck. What a load of SHITE.
What a barrel-load of infected bollocks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 02 December, 2009, 01:02:37 AM
Dog, I feel your pain. This last month has seen so many similar problems in my house that I won't list them all. Hellish awful.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 December, 2009, 06:42:53 AM
QuoteFreezer packed in tonight, barely two weeks after the washing machine packed in.

I sympathise.  Earlier this year, our Washing Machine, Tumble Drier, Freezer, Toaster, DVD player, TV and my car all packed it in during the same month.  It felt like Curries were bleeding us to make puddings.  Other than the TV and car, all the other yokes were bought when we moved in four years previously.  So apparently that's your lot on white goods these days:  four years.

But at least in wasn't just before Christmas.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 December, 2009, 08:43:20 AM
My students are all really lovely and my classes are going really well and we're getting on great together, especially the sociology class, and I have to tell them I'm not going to be coming back after Christmas because I've got a better job. It really spugs. I'm feeling quite cowardly at the moment, but I have to tell them sooner rather than later, and I can't put it off forever.

:-X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 02 December, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Quote from: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
Fucksticks, mothers cunt.

Freezer packed in tonight, barely two weeks after the washing machine packed in.
With less than a month til xmas.
Neither of them still on guarantee.

Fuckin fuckity fuck. What a load of SHITE.
What a barrel-load of infected bollocks.

Do you have anything like freecycle.org or jumbletown in your part of the world?

People are always giving stuff like this away

A decent used one will see you through to the new year

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 December, 2009, 10:23:37 AM
The bolt-mobile is in for MOT...

I effing HATE this day...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 02 December, 2009, 10:30:01 AM
we had a powercut last night. Just 15 minutes or so. When the power came back on the boiler is no longer working. No central heating or hot water, and boy was it nobblingly cold last night. Now I have to take a 1/2 day I can't afford to take for the Gas man to come visit during the small window of between 12 and 6. Nice
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 02 December, 2009, 11:09:55 AM
because they called a meeting at head office,

i was meant to be off tomorrow.
not being there gets noticed of course, which is never a good thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 02 December, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
That's bad news Bruce, white goods now have a built in Obsolescence... four years sounds about right, just after the guarentee runs out.
I have sworn never to return to Curries after they fleeced the Huff partner time and again with phoney extra cover  called cover everything of some guff) which it doesn't. The spotty youth in the shop are uninterested,ditto shop managers and their head of customer service couldn't give a flying f*ck.

The best thing to do for white goods is find the cheapest around then go to John Lewis(if you have one in the Ness) tell them they are being under sold at Blahblahs and it cost blahblah there, they then sell it to you at that price.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 02 December, 2009, 12:38:23 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01
The bolt-mobile is in for MOT...

If it's not too far away from you, Bournville Garage will sort you out nice and fairly. My S-Reg Fiat (not much longer for this world) got through its last MOT there, no trouble.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 02 December, 2009, 12:43:08 PM
having worked briefly in retail, the 'super extra cover protection' is almost always run by the shop itself and is just a way of milking free money (this is probably known by everyone anyway) As goods these days are usually reliable to a reasonable level and if not, covered by manufacturers guarentee, they make a packet for jack shit. I've been told according to european law all goods must be working and defect free for 6 years. As long as it's not a wareable part (like washing machine brushes for example) you should be able to go stamp your feet and create a fuss at the store to get a replacement. As for buying, always try to deal with the manager if you can. They don't get commission so give better discounts ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 December, 2009, 02:05:58 PM
Banners- thanks for the thought- and Mini Bolt is at Bournevile, but I'm working in Walsall so I use one of the local garages there. They've been pretty solid for me for the last few years, but Bolty is getting on a bit now.

£350 all in. SOB.... My first car was only that much!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 December, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
Its interesting really because i was just reading these comments about electrical stuff going wrong and how it seems to have built in obselescence where it goes wrong just before Xmas.

I was thinking how unusual it was that nothing of mine has broken down but sure enough my hoover has just conked out.It was going just fine until just now.Just like that.

Dead.

Thats 3 of these MFs in a row now that have conked out in as many years.It might be able to be repaired but i dont know.Its not like i abuse them or anything and i clean the filters quite often.

I might write a stinging letter to Dyson and they might offer a free repair.Its got to be worth a try.

Fucking Dyson Shit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 02 December, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
Fucksticks, mothers cunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwASebgPPw

WARNING








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 09:14:47 PM
Quotehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwASebgPPw

oh yeah- that's exactly where I got the phrase. Good old Kunt and the Gang- Kevin Bloody Wilson for the Big Brother Age.

I did think about going second hand again- those two items were the first time we'd ever bought brand new white goods.
We got a new washing machine for £160 off t'internet, free next day delivery the same spec as the tits-up one (which cost a fuck of a lot more than that).
Mrs. D ordered a new freezer today for a similar price. So that's our xmas presents sorted. No slew of graphic novels to read in work-free comfort this year.

I am either a beacon for negativity or else a veritable negativity generator.

Still, it's great preparation for a gig next Thursday- anger, dejection and resentment will fuel some manic nasty, guitar noise to inflict on other people.
Och well- bollocks to the world and everything in it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 02 December, 2009, 09:42:07 PM
Saw Kunt and the Gang live earlier this year. Funny as fuck.









V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 10:28:50 PM
Did he have his cock out for a wank?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 02 December, 2009, 10:40:59 PM
almost constantly.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 December, 2009, 10:53:56 PM
Quote from: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 09:14:47 PM
Och well- bollocks to the world and everything in it.

Sore bollocks, at that?


Ouch. Sorry.  :-\
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 December, 2009, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 02 December, 2009, 07:26:26 PM
Quote from: Dog Deever on 02 December, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
Fucksticks, mothers cunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwASebgPPw

WARNING


That fucking deranged piece of work i clashed with the other day on a forum kept using the word "Fucksticks" as term of abuse obviously directed at myself which was starting to become very annoying because i knew it was a word that had been picked up from somewhere on the internet.

I dont like the word and i wasnt impressed with the Kunt and the Gang video either and it was basically a rip off of Rabbit by Chas and Dave.

Or was it Gertcha ?

possibly...


Gertcha :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwvnkPRgo_E






Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 December, 2009, 08:05:25 PM
Life spugs because my singing Tina Turner songs in a falsetto voice no longer elicits laughter from my mate Adam.  He just stared at me.  I over-used it perhaps, but it's so difficult to make him laugh.

Anyway, that's it. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 04 December, 2009, 10:19:26 PM
No! 'Private Dancer' doesn't work anymore? A moments silence to mourn it's passing...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 05 December, 2009, 07:15:28 AM
Well, 'We don't need another hero!'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 December, 2009, 02:49:30 PM
It was "Steamy Windows" actually, accompanied by my patented "Batty Dance" - like Beyonce does. 

It normally turns women to jelly and makes men laugh nervously.  Nothin'!  Gutted.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 07 December, 2009, 12:25:52 AM
*sighs*

cooker- fan assisted oven- 200degrees- 25mins- stone cold- AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


More 'white goods' woe! (even if it is grey).

Fucksticks. Again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 December, 2009, 07:55:41 AM
Because I have to buy a load of rubbish this week for my strange relatives. I am embarrassed to say that I will have to walk into a shop and ask for the following:-

2 x JLS CD's  >:( >:(
1 x Nolans DVD  :-[
1 x Best of Will Young  >:(

I was going to do it over the web, but then there will be a physical trail that says I bought them. Why Me?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 December, 2009, 08:04:18 AM
"Strange relatives", that old chestnut, I see. So, is it one JLS CD for home and one for the car then John?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 December, 2009, 11:03:05 AM
I never did believe that story about "having to test" the wife's Take That CD. Be proud of your cheesy musical taste CF and stop inventing tall tales about wives and relatives!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 07 December, 2009, 11:15:12 AM
I like JLS.  Mainly because it'd only take a little work to make their logo read "JIZ".
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 07 December, 2009, 11:34:43 AM
their lyrics confuse me

"everybody's in love/so put your hands up" - put your hands up WHAT exactly?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 December, 2009, 12:12:03 PM
Your. Own. Mother.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 December, 2009, 02:46:11 PM
I must add these relatives are on Carolyn's side. My lot might be a bunch of muties from beyond the city walls but they have some taste ;)

As for Take That, I thoroughly enjoyed singing along to that double CD. I actually put the live disc in 'twice'.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 07 December, 2009, 02:49:11 PM
...because the first of several estate agents are visiting to value my mum's house tomorrow.  And I've got to make sure the place looks it's best.  And sort out what stuff of mine's going into storage. 

The progs are going by the weekend, most likely and from there they'll be going to whoever ends up buying them after I've put them on ebay in the new year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 December, 2009, 11:48:03 PM
Dad's Mid-Life Crisis. TWO.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 07 December, 2009, 11:53:52 PM
I hate JLS. Why do they wear those weird matching outfits, like hip hop versions of International Rescue? Shithouse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 December, 2009, 12:02:52 AM
Thankfully I don't know what a JLS is. I'm not sure I've ever heard of them, unless I've made this observation before. Are they a Justice League of something? Shoreditch, Southampton or Switzerland?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 December, 2009, 12:03:52 AM
SUCKING.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 08 December, 2009, 12:07:54 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 08 December, 2009, 12:02:52 AM
Thankfully I don't know what a JLS is. I'm not sure I've ever heard of them, unless I've made this observation before. Are they a Justice League of something? Shoreditch, Southampton or Switzerland?
Justice League of Shoreditch. Brilliant! They don't know what to do now that the Avengers have moved out of Hoxton.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 09 December, 2009, 08:48:35 AM
I was woken up this morning by the sound of my mother tripping over her feet and crashing through my bedroom door head first.

Thankfully, she was alright, but it was two hours before I realised that the phrase "Drokk, incoming eldster" now has a personal relevance to me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 09 December, 2009, 08:55:57 AM
WS, that made me grin.

Glad she's ok.  It means I can laugh guilt-free.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 December, 2009, 12:35:59 AM
A dirty great big unpaid bill reared its ugly head today and had to be paid which has put paid to picking up some progs that were being offered to me elsewhere on another thread.

Fucking bills.

GGGGRRRRRRR>>>>>>>>>
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 December, 2009, 11:35:25 PM
I think mum is planning on including broccoli in this year's Xmas dinner.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 11 December, 2009, 01:01:15 PM
My father in law had a stroke recently, went through neurosurgery to relieve the bleeding, had to have a tracheotomy and now has MRSA. Fuck me! How much can one person go through?

To add to the general tension chez Mikey, the fuckers renovating the house next door left a pile of waste outside MY HOUSE because one of MY NEIGHBOURS threw stuff in the skip overnight. Both denied responsibility, but the crumb of comfort for me was the really helpful Council dude going over to my neighbour with letters taken from the bin bags with his name & address on them - he still tried to deny it but eventually had to lift his rubbish back. If it was still up to me, both would have been in court along with the skip company. The thing that wound me up is that neither of them would have lifted a finger to sort it out  >:(

/breathe out

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 December, 2009, 01:09:42 PM
Your lack of murder is a credit to you, Mikey.  Hope your FiL kicks that bloody MRSA soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 11 December, 2009, 01:34:14 PM
Tordels - there's time yet. The house is being renovated because of a murder and subsequent arson. I'm normally pretty reasonable but my fuse is short at the minute I tells ye. Jeebus, there's a lot of shit has happened over the last year; Mrs Mikey with the cancer, scaffolding lorry writing of my car with her in it between surgeries, nearly being burned out of me house and this recent barrel a monkies. When's January again?  :-X

News just in! Mr Mikey in Law is on the mend! He's able to talk, albeit rubbish apparently.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 11 December, 2009, 01:39:11 PM
Currently doing eleven and a half hour days six days a week, and it's killing me. Something will have to change in the new year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 December, 2009, 01:41:21 PM
WTF!  That certainly does sound like an Horrible Anus, Mikey.  I'm now visualising your fuse as a millimeter-long wisp of down.  Hope 2010 plays out a wee bit more smoothly for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 11 December, 2009, 01:54:51 PM
Sounds tough, Mikey.  Thinking of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 11 December, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
Cheers chaps!

I'm alright now; was a bit fraught earlier on and ready to throw my hammer at someone.

M
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 December, 2009, 10:18:36 PM
Jeebus Mikey.

Before you do anything rash count to 10....then wallop the bastards with a hammer.








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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 12 December, 2009, 04:02:11 PM
AAARgh again...
On my way to my dad's earlier this morning to see if my exhaust could be patched up til my next paycheck comes in, as I'm skint due to the washing machine/ freezer and cooker packing in this month, and guess what...

my windscreen cracked from almost one side to almost t'other.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2009, 04:05:18 PM
Bruce what didyou do in that previous life?  feeling for you, you seem to be a bad karma magnet just now, hope things improve for the New Year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 12 December, 2009, 04:13:39 PM
Think I must have been a Calvinist in an earlier life!

Anyway- I'm always a bad karma magnet! I have come to the conclusion that it's so bad that I don't attract it- I generate it!
Still- I'm almost impervious to it now- my psyche is like old shoe leather!
Bring it on, karma- I jiz in the eye of ill fortune!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 December, 2009, 04:19:02 PM
That's the spirt! No wonder Churchill left the HD behind to cover the inglorious retreat of The Guards
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 12 December, 2009, 04:22:18 PM
Stomach bug abounds at Chateau satchmo. Precautionary trip to hospital, The Boy With No Name is fine though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 December, 2009, 10:44:30 AM
My Christmas Radio Times wasn't the one with a Dalek on the cover.  :-X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 December, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
It is cold here.
It is so cold that the sea is frozen!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 13 December, 2009, 11:27:59 AM
It's still so foggy here I'm expecting Pirate Ghosts knocking on the door at any minute.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 December, 2009, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 13 December, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
It is cold here.
It is so cold that the sea is frozen!

Seriously?  I've never seen that in RL. Careful that Them don't use the ice as a bridge to the Cold Place.  Pictures, RAC, pictures!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 December, 2009, 11:41:55 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 December, 2009, 11:40:07 AM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 13 December, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
It is cold here.
It is so cold that the sea is frozen!

Seriously?  I've never seen that in RL. Careful that Them don't use the ice as a bridge to the Cold Place.  Pictures, RAC, pictures!

I'll get you pictures- but not this morning, I've just had a shower and by beautiful locks would freeze to my precious head.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 December, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 December, 2009, 11:40:07 AM
Seriously?  I've never seen that in RL. Careful that Them don't use the ice as a bridge to the Cold Place.  Pictures, RAC, pictures!

I've seen the edge of the sea freeze in Brighton in the 1970s and in Swansea in the winter of 1990-1991.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 16 December, 2009, 08:40:53 AM
My 3 year old son, while playing cars with his sister last night, slipped and fell into some shelves, whacking his face off the corner of a photo frame and cutting his cheek quite badly.
Took him into A&E and were left waiting for a f**king hour before anyone would look at him, and then when he did get seen, they discovered that they didn't have any of a special suturing glue "in stock" and had to send some orderly off to another clinic to get some. FFS.
Anyway, he got fixed up but the bad thing is he's going to be scarred there, right under his eye. Poor little bugger. He's a damn good looking kid too (if I do say so myself).
Sucks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 December, 2009, 08:50:05 AM
VD,

I had a bad cut on my face (some nutter attacked me at school with a compass) and was informed I'd have a serious scar from my forehead down to my jawline.  I was 15 or so. 

It HAS scarred.

But I'm the only one who can see all of it, only two or three people have ever noticed the most obvious part of it.  There are scars and scars.  Try not to worry.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 December, 2009, 09:01:35 AM
Quote from: Van Dom on 16 December, 2009, 08:40:53 AM
Anyway, he got fixed up but the bad thing is he's going to be scarred there, right under his eye. Poor little bugger. He's a damn good looking kid too (if I do say so myself).

The poor little man!  I bloody hate A&E at the best of times, mercifully been spared it with the kids thus far (touching all manner of wood here (quiet, Godpleton)).  As for the scar, he's only wee and you'd be amazed at how much it will fade, and as that wise man Calvin's Dad would have it, it "builds character".

From another perspective, I have a couple of scars on my face from childhood climbing and cycling accidents, and they're about the only part of my appearance I actually like!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 16 December, 2009, 09:20:48 AM
Thanks for that guys. Feeling better about it already.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 December, 2009, 09:26:22 AM
Good. 

There's a picture of me on the lookalike thread.  Despite my fecking about with it, *I* can see this huge scar of mine.  I doubt anyone else can.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 16 December, 2009, 09:42:01 AM
HUUUGE ructions yesterday afternoon. Everything was tickety-boo in the morning, by evening my family had torn itself apart. All the Christmas decorations have been taken down in a frankly childish fit of pique by my twat of a stepdad, the atmosphere in the house is positively frosty, and the evening was spent packing suitcases and arguing about who gets the dog. My mum's falling apart, people aren't speaking to each other and I don't know where I'm going to be living a week from now.

So.

It ain't going to be much of a Christmas.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 December, 2009, 09:44:11 AM
Damn, Jimbo. That's horrible.

I've had a crap year and want to ignore the whole thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 16 December, 2009, 09:45:44 AM
It's all just confirmed to me why I need to move out, and the sooner the better; ironically, though, the whole thing was caused in part by my mine and my brother's attempt to do just that...

There are things in the pipeline, wheels are in motion, and by February this'll hopefully all be a bad memory and a certain person making my life hell right now I might never need to speak to again - it's just not going to be very pleasant until then.

Reality bites, let's talk about comics instead.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 16 December, 2009, 10:07:59 AM
I never really know what to say when bad stuff is happening to good people. My thoughts are with you Jimbo, for what it's worth. It's a cruddy thing to be happening at any time of year - let alone Chrimbo.

Comics and 2000AD especially are definitely part of the cure...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 16 December, 2009, 10:18:15 AM
Yeah Jimbo mate, keep your stones dry and your pecker hard (or some such ridiculous masculine pep-talk). Shit stuff is made about 20 times shitter when you have to go through it at christmas. All will hopefully be well soon. So, you read any new and exciting comics?

And Mike - I'm with you there. Lost my mum on the 6th January this year. The last time she knew who I was, was Xmas eve. So I'm giving the whole frigging thing a bit of a miss this year too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 16 December, 2009, 10:25:19 AM
That's just plain shit Jimbo. Reading between the lines of what you are saying, I went through something exactly the same ten years ago this year. It doesn't help much right NOW, at this present moment in time, I know, but - it WILL get better. I didn't speak to certain people for many, many years after this happened but now - well, lets just say we'll all be having christmas dinner together.
Anyway, I hope you make it through to February ok.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 December, 2009, 10:35:02 AM
Lads, FWIW you put my own un-Christmassy feelings into telling perspective, as in: 'these ones are small, those ones are far away'.   Bugger all use to Jimbo, Mike and Grimm, but at least my blessings are being counted now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 16 December, 2009, 12:52:07 PM
Thanks lad, genuinely means a lot.

Hard as it is for me to believe at the mo I keep telling myself 'It could be worse.' It doesn't seem much compared to what Grimm and Mike especially have been through.

The might prog 2009 shall see me through these dark days!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 16 December, 2009, 12:56:30 PM
Don't know what to say other than what's already been said, Jimbo. Best of luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 16 December, 2009, 05:53:45 PM
Good luck with everything Jimbo. I know a little something about families falling apart and how difficult it can be. As others have said, small consolation though it may be, things will get better.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 17 December, 2009, 11:09:43 AM
Keep your chin up Jimbo; it sounds trite, but literally it can only get better
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 17 December, 2009, 11:14:52 AM
Manly hug

I've been in a very similar predicament Jimbo - keep your eye on the prize and don't let the shit set you back so far as you lose sight of it. Hope you can get your head showered during the bull bait.

Cheers

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 17 December, 2009, 11:53:39 AM
Jimbo- I deeply empathise. This sort of thing is one of the reasons I live 80 miles away from most of my family.

It will get better, eventually.

Just ask yourself, 'What would Mr Sun & Mr Moon do?'

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 17 December, 2009, 12:01:21 PM
Thanks again chaps (and chapess). Funny that the words of people I've never actually met can mean so much!

I'm endeavouring to keep a stiff upper lip for the duration.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 17 December, 2009, 02:01:55 PM
missed my flight to Manchester- had to pay an extra €150 to reschedule this evening

Richard Hawley - you'd better be worth all this
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 17 December, 2009, 05:10:52 PM
Fuck it and punch on Jimbo. Best wishes are with you mate.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 December, 2009, 07:34:56 PM
Jimbo, if anything your problems would've been MORE difficult to deal with than what I've had on my plate recently.  At least my ma was happy (and my da before he died too) and they had each other, whatever arguments were had were the small ones we all have and, like everyone, I was sort of prepared for losing them both (especially my mum).  It sucks, but it's doable because I was expecting it ever since childhood.  You have my best wishes, hope it gets easier (or at least easier to cope with, a different thing, but we take what we can get don't we?). 

MGB, you're in my thoughts too, obviously. 

The best part about the whole thing is that my brother's promised to keep certain topics off limits and keep certain maudlin annoying people far away.  Meaning I can read WHATEVER THAT BOOK SHAPED THING KATE GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS and play on the floor with the kids and that's it.  That, and too-much dinner and mince pies are what it's all about.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 17 December, 2009, 07:40:08 PM
You've been fondling your presents haven't you? Naughty!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 December, 2009, 08:00:43 PM
It's book shaped.  I put "The Dead Man" and "Mechanismo" on top of it and it seems VERY SIMLAR. 

Of course, I have NO IDEA WHAT ON EARTH IT COULD BE.

*smirk*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 17 December, 2009, 08:41:19 PM
Poor, Jimbo. Hope you get through it alright and best wishes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 December, 2009, 09:38:35 PM
Sorry to hear your news DJ.



Gear box in van went Kaput today which made my day a late one and to top it all it snowed and was bloody freezing. Coalville has to be the coldest part of Leicestershire.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 17 December, 2009, 10:27:57 PM
My thoughts are with you Jimbo, my family stopped talking to me about 10 years ago, was hard at the time but time heals.




filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 18 December, 2009, 09:32:51 PM
Sodding snow, Its too pissing cold to work.








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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 19 December, 2009, 04:20:08 PM
...my mother had a mini-stroke this morning.

She was fine when the carer arrived this morning to give her a wash, but in the two minutes between the carer coming downstairs and my sister going up to check on her she had suddenly lost the ability to articulate a sentence.

No other symptoms, no facial slumping, weak arms or slurring like they show on the awareness scheme. Just an inability to speak more than three words (ie "I can't eat...", "I want..."

Thankfully, whilst waiting three hours for the out-of-hours doctor to arrive, she managed to recover a lot, but we've been warned there's a good chance she could have another one within 24 hours.

I know that she's been ill for a long time, but I really wasn't expecting that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 19 December, 2009, 04:29:49 PM
Man, I know EXACTLY what that's like. Thinking of you mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 December, 2009, 05:08:05 PM
Sorry to hear that Worldshown, I went through that with my Mam when I was at school and witnessed the first one in our living room, terrifying as a 13 year old.
I hope that she recovers well and she has a good chance, it being a mini-stroke.

One bit of advice I can give you is never finish sentences off for her as she will need to push herself to talk. It'll be very hard for you as you will feel you are trying to help because you will be watching your Mam struggle but you must not do it.

My thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 December, 2009, 10:44:43 AM
Christ Worldshown sorry to hear that.
Certainly puts the word into perspective.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 December, 2009, 12:14:55 PM
Sorry to hear that worldshown. My thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 20 December, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
Best wishes WS, that's really rough. These things are always that much worse at Christmas.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 20 December, 2009, 01:01:34 PM
best wishes Worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 20 December, 2009, 06:26:24 PM
Thanks for the concern, guys.

Thankfully, there's been no repeat of the incident today. If anything, she's been more alert than she has been for quite a while. Even survived a visit from the great-grandkids.

I appreciate the advice CF. With luck I'll be better prepared if it happens again
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 20 December, 2009, 06:34:07 PM
Manly hugs Worldshown!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 December, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
Sorry that this happened to you and yours at Xmas WS.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 21 December, 2009, 04:45:37 PM
She's fortunate to have you looking out for her.

CF's advice is excellent by the way, I speak from direct experience.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 December, 2009, 08:13:20 PM
My job is shit, I work for a bunch of cunts and get no back up when getting blamed for something I didn't do and get threatened with the sack. Watch this space.








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 December, 2009, 08:16:14 PM
Are you going 'POSTAL' vzzbux?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 December, 2009, 08:30:46 PM
If things don't improve, maybe.






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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 December, 2009, 08:37:30 PM
You don't work in a call centre, do you, Vzzbux?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 December, 2009, 08:38:39 PM
Nah install for Virgin Media. Fucking clowns.







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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 21 December, 2009, 09:00:31 PM
The PS3 I got myself for Christmas has failed to show...despite the tracking saying its been delivered. Phoned the company, and was told I have to wait 24 hours for them to 'interview' the driver. Twats!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James on 21 December, 2009, 11:47:15 PM
Tomorrow's the last day of trading for my store, through no fault of mine or my staff's.

We're all looking at potential redundancy in a couple of months.

Merry farking crimbo!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 21 December, 2009, 11:50:06 PM
Sorry to hear that James, I was thinking about you when I first heard the news.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 22 December, 2009, 12:03:27 PM
Shame about the bad news James. What a bad time to find out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 December, 2009, 01:19:59 PM
My hoover packed in a short while ago due to the motor burning out and so someone i know lent me theirs temporarily [No ! dont buy another -save your cash and borrow mine-almost insistent that i borrow theirs] and as usual in theirs the bag was full and the filters full of dust and in any case theirs is a cheap piece of shit with virtually no suction power whatsoever not to mention it is so noisy you need ear defenders to use it.

I just dont know how others get by and i have yet to think of a point in making a hoover that doesnt have any suction so they can have it back.

I am either going to have to buy another OR if i am lucky i think i have a Henry packed away somewhere....

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 22 December, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
I hope you're using it to clean the floors Peter! :) They might not want it back otherwise!
But yeah its a pain when this happens. I had some builders in the house a few weeks ago insulating a wall. Not only did they fill my hooverbag up with styrofoam and nails and wood and huge chunks of masonry, they broke the frikkin' air-stopper slidey thing off as well. Didn't they ever hear of a dustpan and brush. Bastards!

James - that sucks about the job. I'm in the print industry and there's places going belly up left, right and centre around me. Scary stuff. Just today another company we work closely with was shut down and there isn't even enough money to pay the guys any redundancy. Scary times.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 December, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
I have got Henry back into active service so no worries now but i feel a little stupid posting about that when i read about others workplaces and businesses closing down and other things on this thread.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 22 December, 2009, 05:17:20 PM
At this time of year, this thread takes on a blacker and more terrifying aspect. James- terrible. Best of luck! And to everyone else who has life-suckage at the moment, board-thoughts are with you!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 December, 2009, 11:22:24 PM
My penultimate pay slip for teaching post-16 arrived in the post today. I've been paid 14 hours short. The twats.



Edit: sorry, wrong thread.  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 23 December, 2009, 12:10:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 December, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
I have got Henry back into active service so no worries now but i feel a little stupid posting about that when i read about others workplaces and businesses closing down and other things on this thread.

Don't feel stupid, hoovers are very important this time of year, what with christmas tree bristles and cake crumbs going everywhere! Good ol' Henry eh!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 December, 2009, 12:18:53 PM
Go Henry.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 23 December, 2009, 02:06:49 PM
Refurb finally started on the block we live in.

Every day brings a new chapter of hassle and stress. Nothing to do with builders. They seem fine so far. Problems are with the disfunctional management committee. Some people just dig their heels in and won't shift.

Draining all my time and energy.

Work began about a week ago in order to save on VAT increase. (I found out 15mins before work was to start.) Problem is it's interfering with people's Xmas now and some of the tenants are absolutely livid, with good reason.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 December, 2009, 02:11:35 PM
What you need my friend is Judge Rico living in your basement.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 23 December, 2009, 02:17:37 PM
I think a stint on Titan would be more pleasurable than dealing with the block's management committee. Ten Chief Judges just doesn't work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 December, 2009, 02:46:14 PM
Whilst in 'The Grinning Demon' (local comics emporium) earlier I was informed of this amazing news.
Kent Connection, a government jobless club thingy that helps the unemployed try to get back into work (I'm all for our taxes paying for this, as you never know when you may need it), well here it is, prepare to be amazed.

The Maidstone members (this is the unemployed remember) went to watch Avatar last night and today they all had a meal in Nandos in the town, paid for by US!
Now WHAT THE FUCK HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH JOB HUNTING (calm down John) I ask you. I'm sure a lot of employed people would like others to pay for a night at the pictures and then a meal out the next day. God knows what else is planned over Christmas as I didn't dare ask as I might have exploded even more!

I always thought that these clubs were there to teach people CV writing skills, computer skill, interview skills etc........My how times have changed.

Still I bought my Big Issue whilst I was down there and had a good chat with the bloke who was selling them. I wonder if he went to see Avatar as well?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 23 December, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
Thoughts are with you James and Worldshown. I've been having a shit time of it recently but that puts it in perspective, best wishes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 December, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 23 December, 2009, 12:10:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 December, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
I have got Henry back into active service so no worries now but i feel a little stupid posting about that when i read about others workplaces and businesses closing down and other things on this thread.

Don't feel stupid, hoovers are very important this time of year, what with christmas tree bristles and cake crumbs going everywhere! Good ol' Henry eh!

Henry is 7 or 8 years old and still going strong and he has been used for building work and has fallen down stairs and everything else.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 23 December, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 21 December, 2009, 08:38:39 PM
Nah install for Virgin Media. Fucking clowns.

Ha ha! Half right, then. I used to work for them (well, Telewest, at any rate) in their Liverpool call centre. Dreadful company...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 December, 2009, 10:16:20 PM
Don't understand my company. First they are trying to sack me now they are telling me that I have a pleasant surprise waiting for me tomorrow. Probably an extra 2 jobs on top of my workload which is a full days work on Chrimbo eve.








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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 December, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
Nah Vzzbux, I reckon they've booked you into a special Christmas spa where you'll be bathed in brandy butter by Santa Kylie lookalikes while watching The Great Escape on 3D Imax. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 December, 2009, 10:22:42 AM
I reckon they're going to present you with a framed printout of your recent 2000ad message board posts!  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 December, 2009, 01:49:08 PM
Not for this thread but to continue on.
I received a £100 bonus for reaching my targets this month for modem and digi activations. And an early finish.










V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 December, 2009, 02:06:38 PM
Wow, spend it wisely and that could be 15-20 Star Wars figures (the hard currency of geekdom)!  Well done that man, clearly your five forward gears and three reverse gears were working!  (Although personally I'd have preferred the Santa Kylies).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 December, 2009, 02:14:50 PM
Once upon a time in 1990, I was offered a Christmas bonus of £150 (two weeks' wages for every employee!) just for working one year part time in a stationer's shop, but I was unable to pick it up because I had to leave the job in October to go to university. Needless to say it was the best Christmas bonus I ever came within sniffing distance of.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 24 December, 2009, 09:22:27 PM
... Because I just found out my neighbour's dog -- George -- died yesterday. A big, daft Old English Sheepdog, George was a beast of boundless good humour and charm, and your day couldn't help but be brightened by an encounter with him. I shall miss him terribly and remember him fondly.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 December, 2009, 10:13:55 PM
You soppy twat Jim




;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 December, 2009, 12:15:28 AM
SUSAN SARANDON AND TIM ROBBINS HAVE SPLIT I MAY JUST CRY.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 December, 2009, 12:18:17 AM
What, in half?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 December, 2009, 09:38:06 AM
I have a list.

Because my mate Jim's cat, Button, was run over a few days ago.

Because Chrimbo morning cartoons are apparently shite this morning.

Because I've got the winning combination of clinical depression (exacerbated by recent bereavement) and that perenial favourite IBS.  Resulting in a massively disturbed night's sleep and genuine fear that I'd mess the bed.  Whoop.  Nothing like it to make you feel like you want to get out there and see the family.

Because I'm alone in a house that'll be sold in a few months which I and my brother grew up in, and I'm remembering last Christmas Day - which consisted of cooking a Christmas dinner, taking it upstairs to my sick mother, presenting it, seeing a weak smile and watching her sleep.  She'd be in hospital the next day and not out of it much after (and almost never out of bed).

Because I have bugger all money and couldn't afford much in the way of presents for my brother's four kids.

Because, the way I'm feeling (physically and mentally) I don't want to go to my brother's brother-in-law's house because I'll kill everyone's buzz, curled up quietly in the corner. 

Because I just want the whole fucking thing, new year included, to be over. 

I've not even started, but that's enough.  Sorry to drag everyone down.  All good reasons to stay at home and not talk to a soul.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 December, 2009, 03:19:21 PM
Hope my home run cheers you up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: amberkraken on 25 December, 2009, 03:48:57 PM
Ah, IBS. I have that too it's drokking awful.
but the reason life spugs today is...


My wife left me yesterday. I had to drive her to her mums, and spend the night and morning alone and sobbing. Have gone to my 'rents today because I couldn't stand being alone all day.
Hopefully she'll be back soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 December, 2009, 04:56:44 PM
Mate, that totally blows.  I'm thinking of you Sir.  Horrible at any time, but somehow any sadness seems multiplied just by virtue of the date, it's silly but it's human nature - contrast throws up darker shadows. 

Keep it together, I'm sure your parents are glad to have the opportunity to take care of you.  Keep putting one foot in front of the other.  Maybe keep a diary of your moods and mark down every small thing that feels like an achievement, after a while, you'll be able to look back and see how far you've come.  It's a shallow gradient, but keep going long enough and you'll come up.  Good luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 December, 2009, 06:40:37 PM
Take care amberkraken, I hope things turn out right for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin MacNeil on 25 December, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
Mike and Amberkracken, sorry to hear about your woes. I have Crohn's so I understand the IBS condition, it sucks the big one! We spent a very uncomfortable xmas with my bed-ridden mother so I can comprehend your troubles Mike. And Amberkracken, as shite as this time for you may be, never forget anything is possible in one's life. It's never too late, until you take your final breath in this particular existance. I got dumped once right before xmas, it was heartbreaking. But now I'm married to the most wonderful girl in the world. You just gotta keep on keeping on. Life is just one great big adventure. Some bits are fun, some sad, some enlightening and some seem hopeless, but they are but momments in our life. Whatever happens just "keep on trucking"!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 December, 2009, 07:59:25 PM
Quote from: Colin MacNeil on 25 December, 2009, 07:41:51 PM
"keep on trucking"!

I'll be doing this tommorrow night Colin, thanks.

But seriously I have to agree with Colin on what he said. Life can change so quickly, one day you will have everything against you but the very next day it may all change for the better.

I see life as a rough ocean. There are troughs and crests as far as you can see, but you can only see the crests and that's how I travel through it. I just put all the bad things that have happened to me away and try never to think of them and just remember the good things when I was on the crest of those waves. Life has more fantastic things to offer than bad.

My son has autism and we have extremely trying times but all the amazing times overshadow these. We know he'll probably have to live with us till we die but we don't think about that as there is no point, we just live life to the full, well as full as Sam lets us ;)

Now for the soppy bit 'It's a wonderful life' is how life is, we do things for people and never give those things a seconds thought but those people do and love us for it.
We are all loved by many people.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 December, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
When I go for my regular check-ups, I'm always faintly ashamed by some of the other folks there who have Crohn's, Celiac or other (far worse) conditions).  They've got real troubles and I feel very silly for being floored so badly and regularly by my condition.  Still, not my fault so I keep trying with whatever resources are available.  The state of mind makes these things worse, so trying to remain positive and upbeat is key.  Thanks for the kind thoughts Colin.  I'm trying to keep on the up and taking my own advice.  One foot in front of the other is the only way.  I reckon that might apply in most circumstances really.  

Amberkraken, just remember - the girls you split up with are the ones who teach you what you really want, what you'll put up with, what you won't and what you OUGHT to do with the one you finally end up with.  Hard to see that right now, I know, but it'll come in time - thinking of you and I hope it all turns out right eventually - remember - "keep on truckin" as Ace Garp (I mean Colin) said.

And CF speaks sense.  He's a good guy AND he can cripple a man with his thumb. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 December, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
Sorry to hear that AK. I'm ashamed to admit I shyed away from posting a reply at first simply because I couldn't imagine what you must be feeling like.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 25 December, 2009, 09:58:49 PM
Mike and AK - sorry to hear whats going on in your respective lives guys. Wish I could help in some way but I can't really. Don't even know what to say really except, hope things start looking up for you both, really really soon.
Take care dudes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 25 December, 2009, 10:28:47 PM
Amberkracken: I really don't know what to say other than I really hope things take a turn for the better soon mate *hugs*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 25 December, 2009, 10:29:28 PM
Mike and Amberkraken- I know it means relatively little, next to the wishes of non-digital friends, but I'm sure that- like me- the rest of this board is thinking of you on this day of all days.

Sincere hopes that life gets immesurably better for both of you in the very near future.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 December, 2009, 01:57:46 PM
Quote from: amberkraken on 25 December, 2009, 03:48:57 PM
Ah, IBS. I have that too it's drokking awful.
but the reason life spugs today is...


My wife left me yesterday. I had to drive her to her mums, and spend the night and morning alone and sobbing. Have gone to my 'rents today because I couldn't stand being alone all day.
Hopefully she'll be back soon.

I hope you are feeling a bit better today plus its good that you have your parents to fall back on and i hope they were or are supportive.

*

And Mike that must have been bloody awful for you .Not much else i can say but the best thing is to flog the house which will mean closure of the whole thing so hopefully when thats done you can move forwards.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 26 December, 2009, 02:05:23 PM
Mike & Amberkraken,

There's nothing I can do or say for either of you right now, other than to wish the both of you the strength to pull through your respective troubles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 December, 2009, 02:37:10 PM
Amberkraken, Mike - sorry to hear how rough you've both got it right now. It's good to hear Colin, Commando Forces and yes, Mike himself, talking such good sense. Mike's idea of taking a systematic approach to keeping a diary is a good one. As important as it is to record your negative thoughts and feelings, it is equally important to list positive alternative thoughts for balance and note anything you've achieved each day. If I were you, amberkraken, I'd leave it until the new year has begun, but it can help.

I also hope things get better for you very soon. If you're still reading Ray Bradbury, don't neglect to track down a copy of Dandylion Wine, Bradbury's nostalgic fictionalised memoir of a childhood in 1920s Illinois.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 December, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
For the record, while I very nearly had a meltdown on the MORNING of Christmas day, by lunchtime my brother had arrived and sat me down and talked.  I realised my keeping myself to myself on this day was massively selfish and deprived him of an opportunity to chat about it, after all he was just as upset as I was.  So we talked and afterwards things were better. 

So I ate sausage and mash for lunch, pasta for supper, opened my pressies, watched Dr Who & Citizen Kane (part of as I'd forgotten it was on and missed the first half) and a Dave Allen DVD and had a pretty fun day on my own.  Still in pain now, but taking active steps to alter your mood can have very successful results for both head AND belly.  And nice chat with other half (Christmassing with her dear pa) and mates on phone also helped.  So don't worry about me, a minor abberation in an otherwise slow upward trajectory.

AmberK, feel free to PM me if you want to chat, ok?  I'm not kidding myself my previous relationship hassles remotely measure up to your current troubles, but I understand how difficult these things can be and might be able to help, even if it's only by listening/reading.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 26 December, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Oh poo, sorry to hear that both of you, really horrible stuff. I hope things turn out better for you both. However Mike, your reply to Amberkraken was lovely and demonstrates exactly why you are such a valued member of this board.

Life spugs for me today cos, after a really lovely Christmas, Mrs Pete was puking, pooping and, really scarily, blacking out and fainting all night. She felt, and still feels, really weak too. It can't be food poisoning as we all ate exactly the same yesterday so we'll have to see what the doc says next week. She shit the bed twice too which was... not the nicest of jobs for me to clean up. Merry Christmas!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 26 December, 2009, 10:59:34 PM
Pete I am sure your wife is going to love the fact that you have shared that with us all. I hope she is OK, but still.

Mike and AK thats really shitty. Hope all ends well for you both.







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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 December, 2009, 05:49:25 AM
This is what makes me smile, we have members who wipe their arses with slugs and others, who's wives can't even be arsed to get out of bed for a shit.

Long live this forum and all who post on it ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 December, 2009, 06:11:44 AM
Wasn't deliberately ignoring this thread the past few days but somehow managed to (laying siege to a plastic castle is a time-consuming business).  MG and AK (and Mrs. Pete too), blimey lads, those are some rough waters you're in at this most difficult time of year.  I've nothing useful to offer, but my thoughts are with you.  I'd tritely echo the sentiments and advice above, and as always highlight the importance of keeping on putting one foot in front of the other and noting the successful completion of each stage of each tiny task.  Only way to get through is to keep on moving, and be aware you are.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 27 December, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
QuotePete I am sure your wife is going to love the fact that you have shared that with us all.

Naturally I took great pleasure in letting her know that I'd posted it here  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 December, 2009, 08:55:55 AM
She's not alone, I've done that too. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 27 December, 2009, 10:50:51 AM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 27 December, 2009, 08:55:55 AM
She's not alone, I've done that too. 

Mike- you shit in Pete's bed?? This board gets more interconnected every day!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 27 December, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
It was Godpleton with his talk of Boston Pancakes that gave us the idea!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 27 December, 2009, 03:37:21 PM
I'm organising a Helltrek to Pete's house so we can all shit in his bed! Who's with me?

(Serious bit: hang in there, everybody!)

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 December, 2009, 03:47:27 PM
I'll bring the laxatives so we can really go to town ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 December, 2009, 05:05:31 PM
Pooing the bed is surprisingly easy for me with my digestive tract as it is, you can save my dose of laxatives for someone more ... solid.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 December, 2009, 07:40:50 PM
I'm sore all over.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 27 December, 2009, 09:05:50 PM
Shis might seem a bit insignificant compared to othe peoples troubles, but we were all crying in the house this morning and a 2 year old pretending to cry so as not to be left out.

Mary brought our 10 month old sheepdog to the vet this morn, he wasnt eating his food and very listless. The Vet took one look and said he eat rat poison and probably wouldnt make it. We have to wait till tomorrow to find out if he will make it, but hopfully he will, got a call from the vet a few minuites ago and said that he was a bit better, but still couldnt say whether he would make it. Roll on tomorrow.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 December, 2009, 09:31:08 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 27 December, 2009, 09:05:50 PM
Shis might seem a bit insignificant compared to othe peoples troubles, but we were all crying in the house this morning and a 2 year old pretending to cry so as not to be left out.

Mary brought our 10 month old sheepdog to the vet this morn, he wasnt eating his food and very listless. The Vet took one look and said he eat rat poison and probably wouldnt make it. We have to wait till tomorrow to find out if he will make it, but hopfully he will, got a call from the vet a few minuites ago and said that he was a bit better, but still couldnt say whether he would make it. Roll on tomorrow.

David

That not insignificant at all and i truly hope that your dog recovers.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 27 December, 2009, 10:00:19 PM
Theres me whining like a baby because my PS3 did'nt turn up, and all you guys have these probs to deal with.  :-[  Hope all turns out well for everyone. New years resolution : Count my blessings.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 December, 2009, 10:03:19 PM
What Peter said.  

Hope your friend makes it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 December, 2009, 10:39:12 PM
My sympathies to all those going through such tough times at the moment – Amberkraken, Mike, Pete's wife, David and family. Life can really throw some nasty sidewinders at us which somehow are magnified at this time of the year. And yes, in this period of the year our thoughts do go to those close to us that we lost. Somehow we have to try and draw strength and get through. Don't know what wise words I can offer other than saying that my thoughts are with you. Hope things get better soon for all of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 December, 2009, 11:21:09 PM
My legs feel like they've had enough lactic acid to fell an elephant injected straight into them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 December, 2009, 11:00:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 27 December, 2009, 09:31:08 PM
That not insignificant at all and i truly hope that your dog recovers.

What Peter said.  I'd never underestimate the pain of losing (or fearing you're going to lose) a pet.  Despite various far more significant human losses in the years since, I still feel like crying every time I think of putting my dog to sleep 15 years ago now.  And I've never stopped looking for my eldest cat, missing for two years now and obviously long dead.  They aren't people. but you and your family are, so the feelings are real.

All the best of luck for your hound, David.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2009, 04:29:36 PM
What a morning I had.

I had just climbed into bed at about 08:15 when my wife came running back into the bedroom in hysterics. There were feathers all over the garden (goodbye sleep for me) so I went to investigate and a scene of horror awaited me.
As I walked through the conservatory I could see the feathers spread all over the garden. I approached the girls house and there just outside the sleeping quarters lay poor Gladys, minus her head!
I searched the coup for Crystal and Elsie but they were not there, so I used my Winthrop search technique to find them. Crystel was walking about at the back gate with a small bit of blood around her beak. Where was Elsie, she was hunkered down behind the shed with a gash down her back.

It was was a sad morining in the FORCES household. I rang the bloke who we bought them off and he said that it was a fox, due to the missing head (poor Gladys) and that they will be in shock for a couple of days. After all the advice he gave we moved the girls into the conservatory and bedded them down after some first aid.

At this moment they seem to be just chilling out but who knows. The weird thing is that I have seen many things in the forces and nothing ever bothered me but I keep seeing poor Gladys sat on her perch watching the beast enter and trying to defend her sisters! Nature is cruel.

Well I have reinforced their home during the day and started converting Sam's old den into their new home. There is no fucking way that anything will get into that!
I've also laid out half a dozen snares in places that I reckon could be used as runs.

By the way, guess what we are having for tea tonight..........correct, and it's not Gladys :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 December, 2009, 05:16:31 PM
Ah, CF, that's horrible. As you say Nature is very cruel. Not a fun thing to happen.

My own tale of woe for this thread is currently making my blood fucking BOIL. I will elaborate.

We took the boys into town today, so they could spend some of their xmas money (and so we could do some shopping). While we were in Gamestation and my eldest was deciding what to buy, my wife decided to go to Holland & Barratt to get some Vitamin E capsules. We finished our business, walked out the shop, and wandered along the road to H&B- stopping outside and mucking about, while we waited for her.

What happened next defies belief. Suddenly, my youngest was grabbed by an old woman who had been standing at the busstop and before I knew what was happening, she was bend over, holding him by the shoulders screaming at him to tell her where his mummy was. Naturally, I removed her briskly from him and told her to "go away and see a doctor, as I feared for her mental health". Though I may not have used those exact words.

She then starts shouting at me that I'm "abducting these children". I try to move the boys (who are by this point, becoming distressed) on, but she grabs them again and shouts that "I'm not taking them anywhere", and again starts demanding to know where "mummy" is. I tell my youngest that everything is okay and that we are going to the toyshop now, and she has a fit, begins shouting again, and forces me to- er, no fuck it, why not just say it- I pushed her forcibly away and back to the busstop and told her to leave us the fuck alone and if she so much as looked at us again, I'd put her in hostpital, as she was terrifying my children and was clearly mental.

She stayed put, but gave us evils.

At this point my pig-headedness kicked in, and instead of just going into the shop and getting away, I decided that we should stay outside and continue what we were doing, as we were doing absolutely nothing wrong.

Her medication must have kicked in, because at that point she approached again and tried to apologise. However, she made the mistake of saying "I was just protecting the children, because that's what the world is like now and you can never be too careful". I'll admit, if I had to pick a series of words guaranteed to piss me off and cause me to engage full-on rant-mode, those would have been the exact ones- so I let rip with the absolute full force of my invective, and told her to engage what remained of her pathetic Daily Mail-reading brain before jumping to ridiculous conclusions based on nothing except a dad walking along the street, playing with his children. Then I restated my point with a little more venom, just for good measure. Then we went into the shop.

When we came out, she had the stupidity to STILL be staring at us, but by this point, I was trying to calm my by-now extremely upset youngest who was cowering from her.

WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with some people???

I swear, I was <this close> to punching her in the face, wrong-side of seventy or not.

ARGH!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 December, 2009, 05:25:31 PM
What a world. Although I'm sure "She's in Holland & Barratt, why don't you mind your own fucking business?" would have done. There are some crazy, busybodying people out there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2009, 05:31:33 PM
Hope the lads are okay now SBT.

This is the way the country seems to be trying to head. A man, alone with two children, that's just plain wrong, he therefore must be a pervert!

What a sad world we sometimes live in.

Oh! by the way, I would have behaved just like you
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 December, 2009, 05:39:16 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2009, 04:29:36 PM
I rang the bloke who we bought them off and he said that it was a fox, due to the missing head (poor Gladys) and that they will be in shock for a couple of days.
That's a bit shit CF. I'm surprised at it being a fox though unless it was caught in the act. When we lived on the farm it would be very odd for a fox to kill something and not take it off to eat. I remember the time a Badger got into one of the henhouses, though. It killed the whole lot which was quite a mess.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 December, 2009, 05:40:52 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 December, 2009, 05:25:31 PM
What a world. Although I'm sure "She's in Holland & Barratt, why don't you mind your own fucking business?" would have done. There are some crazy, busybodying people out there.

Which would have been my response, if she hadn't have grabbed my youngest bodily and dragged him away. She really could not see that she was doing the wrong thing.

And, what if mummy HADN'T been in H&B? What if daddy was just out with his children? What if there wasn't a mummy? Why do I need to have a mummy nearby? No, she's fucking lucky to still be standing.

I know what you're saying Ush, but tehre should be no tolerance whatsoever for people of that mentality.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 28 December, 2009, 05:41:59 PM
My cat is dying, and it's bloody heartbreaking.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 December, 2009, 05:44:19 PM
Steev - that's a sad and unpleasant tale.  Hope the boys weren't too upset by the whole thing.  I sympathise entirely.  To hear certain morons speak, you'd think child cruelty had been invented in 1997.  It's exactly the same world it was 100 years ago, just that we're more aware of the horrible things that can happen and take steps to talk about them with our kids so they're prepared, cautious and aware that these things aren't ever THEIR fault - I'd like to think that's actually called PROGRESS.  I'd have done precisely the same as you too.  

CF - WILL you be eating Gladys?  I understand if not, that's a very sad story too.  It took about halfway through your post to realise you're talking about your chickens, I thought you kept your female offspring in a hut at the bottom of the garden!  

According to my dad, foxes are a bit thick sometimes, if they're HUNGRY they'll drag the carcass off somewhere to nom it there and then, if not hungry but have the opportunity to kill something, they will and come back later when they ARE hungry (by which point, of course, us humans have seen what's happened and cleared it away.  

Hugs to the pair of you.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 December, 2009, 05:45:34 PM
And you MGB.  Hope your kitty isn't suffering too much.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 28 December, 2009, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: mygrimmbrother on 28 December, 2009, 05:41:59 PM
My cat is dying, and it's bloody heartbreaking.

Yes, it bloody is. I'm sorry to hear that, MGB.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2009, 05:45:55 PM
I forgot to add. The useless twats that live next door said that they saw a young fox the day before as it went for their ducks and bashed one about a bit (they are more resilient than our chickens).
Now why the fuck didn't they tell us, another reason to hate them!

So due to it's size it wasn't big enough to carry her away. I was suprised when I found the other two alive as I had always read that the little gits will kill everything in sight. Perhaps it was disturbed or too tired to fight anymore due to the cold, etc..

With a bit of luck one of my snares will catch the bugger and then I will show it some of my military skills with no mercy >:D

EDIT. Mike these girls are egg layers and they are not bred to eat, not enough meat. I mean I could eat her but the missus would go mental.
Gladys now resides in the bin :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 December, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 28 December, 2009, 05:40:52 PMI know what you're saying Ush, but there should be no tolerance whatsoever for people of that mentality.
SBT
I know, dude; I sympathise very strongly. But I want her locked up, not you. I'm not brave enough to stick to the principle that I'm in the right and she's in the wrong, and I'd have gone for whatever made her look stupidest quickest, whether it be "she's at her mum's" or "she's dead, okay?" The main thing, of course, is that she should take her damn hands off your kid.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 December, 2009, 05:51:04 PM
Quote from: mygrimmbrother on 28 December, 2009, 05:41:59 PM
My cat is dying, and it's bloody heartbreaking.

Sad news indeed MGB, my thoughts are with you.



On a lighter note, it seems we should all be sitting in a circle and holding hands as we all seem to be big softies at heart.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 December, 2009, 05:55:02 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 December, 2009, 05:47:01 PM
I know, dude; I sympathise very strongly. But I want her locked up, not you. I'm not brave enough to stick to the principle that I'm in the right and she's in the wrong, and I'd have gone for whatever made her look stupidest quickest, whether it be "she's at her her mum's" or "she's dead, okay?" The main thing, of course, is that she should take her damn hands off your kid.

Thanks Ush- and thanks for correcting my ranty-pounding-keyboard-typing-error! Breathe Steev, breathe!  :)

Grimm- that is awful. I have nothing constructive to add, except that I hope it's as painless as possible and he/she doesn't suffer.

Hugs all round, I think.

SBT
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 December, 2009, 05:58:07 PM
HUGS.  Many hugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 28 December, 2009, 06:08:26 PM
Thanks fellas. My girlfriend's had her since she was 5 weeks old and could fit in the palm of her hand. She's now pushing 20 so she's a long-lived old girl, and she's had a bloody good life (lived with us for the past 6), but it's still awful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 28 December, 2009, 06:59:32 PM
SBT - oh my cod! I hope the boys weren't too distressed by it all and I also hope the mad old crone gets locked away, that's unacceptable behaviour in anyone's language

MGB - You have my deepest sympathy, when I lost my cat I wasn't even allowed to see him (he'd been kept by my evil hag of a mother) and I found out through an old neighbour what had happened. Give her lots of love and hugs and that goes for your girlfriend too
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 December, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 28 December, 2009, 05:40:52 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 December, 2009, 05:25:31 PM
What a world. Although I'm sure "She's in Holland & Barratt, why don't you mind your own fucking business?" would have done. There are some crazy, busybodying people out there.

Which would have been my response, if she hadn't have grabbed my youngest bodily and dragged him away. She really could not see that she was doing the wrong thing.

And, what if mummy HADN'T been in H&B? What if daddy was just out with his children? What if there wasn't a mummy? Why do I need to have a mummy nearby? No, she's fucking lucky to still be standing.

I know what you're saying Ush, but tehre should be no tolerance whatsoever for people of that mentality.
SBT

the unfortunate thing about thst incident is that it was traumatic for the kids and unfortunateloy they tend to remember things like that for a long time.

The old woman in question sounds like she was mentally unstable and because of that and the way she was behaving she did more harm than good.

*


I have felt shit all day and i think i pulled a muscle either last night exercising or this morning somewhere around my ribcage and it has been fucking agony all day plus i have felt like i am on the edge of coming down with a virus of some kind with borderline depression as well.I have achieved absolutely nothing and i havent enjoyed any of it.

Tomorrow is my birthday but luckily i celebrated that yesterday so if i feel like death in the morning it wont matter but i hope not as i plan on going out for the day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: amberkraken on 29 December, 2009, 09:31:16 AM
Thanks everyone for their kind words on here.
Things are weird here, she's moved back home (but into the spare room), and has told me there's no chance of us getting back together. We are trying to stay friends, but it's pretty painful (we've been together 8 1/2 years!)
but I'm taking each day as it comes.

p.s. almost wishing I didn't post on here as now I'm getting notifictions about everyone elses shit luck. My heart goes out to everyone too. (I'm much more a cat person, than a dog one) and well done...............(insert name here (sorry I forgot).) you've a stronger will than me, I'd have punched that old bag right in the chops the minute she would've touched your child. I don't have kids, but do occasionally take my niece and nephew to the park (or whatever) it gives me chills now thinking that people might think I'm a perv....what a world!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 December, 2009, 11:31:09 AM
A similar thing to SBT's happened to me when I was taking my sister to Girl's Brigade and some retards pulled their car over to ask her if she was okay with me around. If I was going to abduct her, I wasn't going to do it on a busy road (which you are now holding up, fartface).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 29 December, 2009, 11:57:24 AM
Sorry to hear about the cat being in a bad way, Grim.

SBT – that kind of stuff is so annoying. Stupid busybodies. There was an Esther Rantzen programme a while ago in which they had a kid actor pretending to be abandoned in a shopping centre and virtually no one tried helped the kid as everyone is paranoid of what passers by would think. Sad state of affairs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 12:36:38 PM
I dont know what i have picked up or come down with but i wouldnt wish it on anyone.I have got pain that feels a bit like a severe muscle pain all around my lower abdomen and chest on the right side which is restrictive because it makes breathing normally very painful so i am having to shallow breath.Last night i felt like i was nearly suffocating along with shivering and a temperature and a feeling of nausia.I cant liedown because its too painful so i hardly slept.

I just dont know what this is as i have never had anything like it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 29 December, 2009, 12:59:37 PM
Hope you feel better soon Peter.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 December, 2009, 01:05:21 PM
Get yourself checked out, Peter.  They usually have a thingy next to A&E where you can get things like that checked out.  I put my continued double-globed-ness down to that place at the BRI. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 December, 2009, 01:21:02 PM
Peter, I'm not suggesting it's actually the same thing, but I had something very similar a few months back, as did my Father-in-Law.  It passed in about a week, but we were both very unwell with it - felt like a bizarre cross between a severe stitch, a pulled chest muscle and bad bloaty food poisoning.  Neither of us went to the doctor, but both concluded it was a bug rather than an injury.  

That said, I'd get your arse to a medical type - what you describe sounds more severe than our experiences, and you don't want to mess with lopsided pains in your chest.

And if such a thing were possible, Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 December, 2009, 01:24:25 PM
Chest pains don't mess around.  Get it seen to quick.  If you can't get seen emergency appointment-style at the GP, take your arse to A&E or the place I can't remember the name of I mentioned above.  You might be there for hours, but a personal stereo and a book will help the time pass and you'll be seen eventually.  Needs sorting quickly. 

As I said, I'd've lost a testicle if I hadn't gotten into that place a few years back.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 29 December, 2009, 01:37:29 PM
Get it checked out Peter. Worst case scenario you get given some antibiotics or painkillers.

Never leave these things untreated. Worrying about them is almost as bad as the illness itself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 01:44:12 PM
I am off up to A+E right now as luckily its only less than 10 minutes walk away from here and also my Mum insists on it like you are doing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
It turns out its muscle strain .They seemed pretty certain about that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 December, 2009, 03:18:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
It turns out its muscle strain .They seemed pretty certain about that.

ooooh, I've had that across the ribs - hurts like a motherfunter. I'm still suffering from a shoulder/arm injury sustained by falling over pissed on 5th Dec - it's not clearing up, so I might need to bite the bullet and go and see my niece, who's a physioterrorist, but she'll cause me pain and have no sympathy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 04:44:23 PM
Glad you got to A&E Peter- always best to check it out. Last year I had all the signs of a heart attack one night- sweaty, creeping numbness and pain all down one arm, intense chest pains, babbling nonsense, bad breathing. My wife called the ambulance and I was rushed off to A&E. And therein lies another story: One in which I was told it was a "panic attack" (for no reason? Really? Despite no history of them, and no overt stress?), hooked up to a beeping machine for six hours, accused by hatchet-faced nurses of being someone who "comes in regularly with phantom symptoms" (despite never having been in hospital in my adult life- except when my wife had our children, and when I've had to take service users or my kids in for checkups) and kicked out at 4am, in just a tshirt, with no help to find the exit and left to wander the freezing carpark hoping to flag down a taxi.

In a follow up to my tale of woe from yesterday, I spoke to the police today. I was reassured that I was completely in the right, and was given a crime number.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 29 December, 2009, 04:50:42 PM
Glad to hear that Peter (well glad that it's not more serious if you see what I mean). I've had that myself, thought I was having a bloody heart attack. Sod's law of course that despite doing heavy lifting every working day it was while I was picking up a sock. Scared me shitless and as DDD says, it hurts like a bastard.

And my sympathies to all fellow squaxx who've been having a crap festive season.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 December, 2009, 04:52:29 PM
Well done for doing that, Peter, glad it's not more serious, although it still most definitely spugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 December, 2009, 04:56:17 PM
Good news Peter.  Glad you got it looked at, always better to be glared at by a medical professional (who shouldn't be in the job if that's their attitude - see Steev's post) for "taking the mick" than actually taking a risk with your health.  Hope it clears up soon.

Hugs to all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Thanks for all your kind words and advice everyone and sharing your various stories because it really helped as i was in extreme pain .

It also makes you realise how lucky we are having the NHS available anytime we want it.I only had to wait 10 minutes before being seen to as well.

Ibuprofen seems to be doing the trick now.....  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 December, 2009, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 04:44:23 PM
In a follow up to my tale of woe from yesterday, I spoke to the police today. I was reassured that I was completely in the right, and was given a crime number.

That story must've made an impression on me, 'cos it (and you!) cropped up in a bizarre dream last night. I was recounting to some friends the tale of some mad old lady harrssing a friend's kids, when (in that dream-like way that makes no sense) you were there in person to finish the story. Wierdly though, you looked like the various pics of yourself you've posted, except really fat and bloated - your face was about twice the size as normal, and all red and blotchy, with red-rimmed eyes. I remember telling you that you really didn't look well (and thinking that you'd been cheating or photoshopping your online photos)!

This was only a minor part of a long convoluted dream, but make of it what you will!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 29 December, 2009, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 04:44:23 PM
In a follow up to my tale of woe from yesterday, I spoke to the police today. I was reassured that I was completely in the right, and was given a crime number.

That story must've made an impression on me, 'cos it (and you!) cropped up in a bizarre dream last night. I was recounting to some friends the tale of some mad old lady harrssing a friend's kids, when (in that dream-like way that makes no sense) you were there in person to finish the story. Wierdly though, you looked like the various pics of yourself you've posted, except really fat and bloated - your face was about twice the size as normal, and all red and blotchy, with red-rimmed eyes. I remember telling you that you really didn't look well (and thinking that you'd been cheating or photoshopping your online photos)!

This was only a minor part of a long convoluted dream, but make of it what you will!


I make of it, Mister Dan, that you've been spying on me! Cos that's exactly how I feel right now!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 December, 2009, 05:14:23 PM
I may or may not have been drinking an entire bottle of whiskey which was a good idea at the time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 December, 2009, 05:16:38 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 05:09:28 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 29 December, 2009, 05:07:10 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 04:44:23 PM
In a follow up to my tale of woe from yesterday, I spoke to the police today. I was reassured that I was completely in the right, and was given a crime number.

That story must've made an impression on me, 'cos it (and you!) cropped up in a bizarre dream last night. I was recounting to some friends the tale of some mad old lady harrssing a friend's kids, when (in that dream-like way that makes no sense) you were there in person to finish the story. Wierdly though, you looked like the various pics of yourself you've posted, except really fat and bloated - your face was about twice the size as normal, and all red and blotchy, with red-rimmed eyes. I remember telling you that you really didn't look well (and thinking that you'd been cheating or photoshopping your online photos)!

This was only a minor part of a long convoluted dream, but make of it what you will!


I make of it, Mister Dan, that you've been spying on me! Cos that's exactly how I feel right now!

SBT

Damn, found out! And can you ask your missus to stop drawing the curtains when she's rehearsing...  ;)

But seriously, this wasn't Xmas bloat, you looked like Rab C Nesbitt! The night before I dreamed my whole family were playing fruit machines in some huge arcade/hotel complex, but it turned out to be in the middle of a cult's compound - they'd walled off an entire section of town, shops, houses etc. Me an my brother were wandering around nonchalantly looking for an excape route through which we could get ourselves and our aged parents out! That one made no sense whatsoever!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
The more i think about it seems like what i have got is some kind of chest infection or pneumonia as all the symptoms i have got confirm this but curiously i havent had a cough to go with it.I have been coughing up phlegm with blood in it which is typical of a chest infection/pneumonia.

It also seems to be on its way out after 48 hrs which isnt bad going.Either it wasnt a particularly aggressive virus or bacteria or whatever it is that causes it or i have a very efficient immune system because i feel relatively OK today.

Raw Garlic is good for colds because it contains high concentrations of Vit D.

Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 29 December, 2009, 04:44:23 PM
Glad you got to A&E Peter- always best to check it out. Last year I had all the signs of a heart attack one night- sweaty, creeping numbness and pain all down one arm, intense chest pains, babbling nonsense, bad breathing. My wife called the ambulance and I was rushed off to A&E. And therein lies another story: One in which I was told it was a "panic attack" (for no reason? Really? Despite no history of them, and no overt stress?), hooked up to a beeping machine for six hours, accused by hatchet-faced nurses of being someone who "comes in regularly with phantom symptoms" (despite never having been in hospital in my adult life- except when my wife had our children, and when I've had to take service users or my kids in for checkups) and kicked out at 4am, in just a tshirt, with no help to find the exit and left to wander the freezing carpark hoping to flag down a taxi.

In a follow up to my tale of woe from yesterday, I spoke to the police today. I was reassured that I was completely in the right, and was given a crime number.

SBT

I had very severe chest pain once which i think was stress related.I went to a hospital and had X Rays and curiously i never heard anything from the hospitaql as it wasnt followed up."Phantom symptoms" or not its no joke as i thought i was having a heart attack or Angina.

Another incident of severe pain that wasnt explained was after going out for a meal on Xmas day in Battle with my family years ago.I got home and had severe chest pain which got worse and worse to the point i was lying on the bed in complete agony.Thankfully i passed out at about 5am and then woke up the next day and felt fine as if nothing had happened.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 01 January, 2010, 06:09:12 PM
.....my neighbours are arseholes.

They've lived next to us for about three years now and barely a day has gone by without a blazing row that we get to hear because of thin walls and the fact they can't do anything quietly.

They have two small children and on Christmas morning we could hear the kids were up at about 7 o' clock. Nothing wrong with that but what kind of parent goes in to the kids room and says "Why are you up so fucking early? Get back to bed!"

New Years Eve topped it all though. They went out. We had some peace, went to bed and I was having a lovely sleep until they get home at 3.30am.
Massive argument, physical violence, one of them ends up with "superficial knife wounds" and 3 Police cars, 1 van and an ambulance come to sort it all out.

Nice quiet day today though and a lovely dinner at home with Mrs Albion's family.

Happy New Year!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 01 January, 2010, 08:41:18 PM
QuoteThey have two small children and on Christmas morning we could hear the kids were up at about 7 o' clock. Nothing wrong with that but what kind of parent goes in to the kids room and says "Why are you up so fucking early? Get back to bed!"

answer to your question - mine!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 January, 2010, 08:46:12 PM
It sounds like the children will be taken into care after that incident because they sound like unfit parents.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 January, 2010, 09:14:10 PM
Poor buggers.  No one deserves that kind of parenting.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 01 January, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
They aren't just unfit parents they are unfit human beings.

They have no respect for the people around them. Constantly trying to borrow stuff off everyone round here while pissing off everyone with their attitude. They have no intention of ever working for a living but want whatever they can get from the government and others.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 January, 2010, 11:14:39 PM
My cousin Joe died of a suspected aneurysm at 2am this morning while celebrating the new year with neighbours - apparently, he went upstairs to the loo and never came down. We weren't particularly close, largely due to his unpleasant views on immigrants,  but he was such a fixture of my childhood, it's a real shocker.

I got the news today while nursing a well earned hangover following an absolutely fantastic new years eve - off my tits and dancing my ass off till 4am with some good friends. Best night out of the year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 02 January, 2010, 12:26:52 AM
Condolences, DDD. I'll give a few thoughts to you and yours, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 January, 2010, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
It turns out its muscle strain .They seemed pretty certain about that.

I had that too, and mine also felt like a chest infection so I went to the doctor's. It all fell into place when I remembered all the stretching I'd been doing while standing up a ladder. I think I most probably did it grouting the bathroom tiles.

::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2010, 12:01:46 PM
Very sorry to hear that DtD, it's terrifying how suddenly these things can strike.  This sort of news makes me very glad I wasted my morning playing with the kids and ended up outrageously late for work.  Carpe diem, as Mork would have it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 January, 2010, 12:05:50 PM
Sorry to hear your news, DDD.

Nothing I can say.  I had a cousin who I never really appreciated until her husband stabbed her 20-odd times.  These things just hurt so much, particularly if you didn't like/appreciate them much while they lived. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 January, 2010, 12:49:03 PM
Condolences DDD.

Try not to feel guilty about it if you werent close because there isnt any law that says you have to be close to someone just because you are related.

Not sure what else to say.

Quote from: House of Usher on 02 January, 2010, 09:16:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 December, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
It turns out its muscle strain .They seemed pretty certain about that.

I had that too, and mine also felt like a chest infection so I went to the doctor's. It all fell into place when I remembered all the stretching I'd been doing while standing up a ladder. I think I most probably did it grouting the bathroom tiles.

::)

This was a chest infection or pneumonia and it was misdiagnosed at the hospital because there were other symptoms besides what i thought was muscular pain.Its the most ill i have ever been and i am not completely over it yet either.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 03 January, 2010, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 03 January, 2010, 12:49:03 PM
This was a chest infection or pneumonia and it was misdiagnosed at the hospital because there were other symptoms besides what i thought was muscular pain.Its the most ill i have ever been and i am not completely over it yet either.

Oh bugger, that's a misfortune. Poor you.

I mis-remembered the cause of my agonizing muscle strain. It wasn't grouting, it was hefting the weight of a hammer drill above eye-level while up a ladder. That'll do it.

Hope you're feeling better soon, Peter.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 January, 2010, 04:01:36 PM
Jesus Christ on a bike, what is wrong with our government and the US's. Now we're meddling with The Republic of Yemen, by sending our bods out there to 'help' with the terrorist threat.

This is it then, we'll soon be taking over the world. We will send our agent provocateur's  out to start a bit of terrorist trouble and then we and our cousins can just walk in and take over!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2010, 04:14:57 PM
I particularly enjoy the entirely terrorist-directed nature of international affairs.  Terrorist pushes Button A (idiot gets on plane with pants full of chemicals), World produces Answer B:  Take over, errr I mean, 'support' Yemen!  Introduce Body Scanners!  That'll show 'em!  That's certainly not exactly what they wanted us to do.

I heard a (get this) Security Expert on the radio this morning telling me that the body scanners that will now apparently save mankind would have detected the compounds because they detect 'different levels of heat'.  Now would that be the Compton scattering x-ray type or the millimeter wave scanner?  Because unless I was seriously misled in Physics class neither technology has anything to do with heat.  This fills me with confidence.

The fact that the boy involved was a known nutter and wasn't stopped or searched properly is obviously neither here nor there when there are countless millions to be spent.  It makes me weep for all the bottles of water I've ditched in airport bins.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 03 January, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
I wouldn't worry about us Brits invading any more countries, when the defence cuts kick in from next year, we won't be able to take over a take-away!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 January, 2010, 05:01:53 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 January, 2010, 04:01:36 PM
Jesus Christ on a bike, what is wrong with our government and the US's. Now we're meddling with The Republic of Yemen, by sending our bods out there to 'help' with the terrorist threat.

This is it then, we'll soon be taking over the world. We will send our agent provocateur's  out to start a bit of terrorist trouble and then we and our cousins can just walk in and take over!

Interesting article that explains what is going onregarding the Yemen.

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2009/12/30/billions-in-recent-yememi-investments-and-the-underwear-bombers-daddy-its-a-small-world-aint-it/

Ignore the lies that our NWO/Globalist warmongering Pigs and filth and political whores i mean Leaders in the UK/US and that shithole called Israel tell us about AlCIAda.

lies lies lies lies......

The Detroit incident was clearly a staged event which first provides a spurious pretext for some kind of proxy war [Central Instigation agency] or invasion of the Yemen [its actually already started] that is to do with resources [although most of the yemens oil has been used up] and oil pipelines and non repayment of IMF loans and a refusal to submit to their terms on conditions and its "terrorist threat" which is sponsored by the the US through the previously mentioned Central Instigation Agency and also its to do with control of the region as the list of countries now includes Iraq - Pakistan - Somalia - Afghanistan - and the big one being Iran which has been simmering away quietly while our media like the Guardian demonises them over their alleged nuclear programme.

Its also to do with oil pricesm that will now go up because of the tension in the area and its to do with controlling the exit from the Red Sea and the Suez Canal and also the Yemen will be used as an area to stage US/Israeli attacks on Iran.

The Yemen is the latest "failed state" and the latest addition to the "axis of evil" so another country gets raped and pillaged.

Perpetual war syndrome.

Lies.

The scanning machines are another story but i will leave that out for now but isnt it curious how these machines are being wheeled out at a moments notice ?

I smell a rat again because the Detroit incident is so very clearly a staged event and a Hegelian Dialect or to be more precise a multiple Hegelian Dialectic that provides the pretext and the solution for 3 or 4 different objectives.

Oh yes and before i finish The Sun loves and supports the troops but it also supports those that send them into yet another third world shithole :

Article :


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2791365/Gordon-Brown-calls-emergency-summit-to-stop-Yemen-becoming-new-terror-base.html
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2010, 05:42:59 PM
Helpmaboab! I hate it when I find myself agreeing with Peter!   ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 03 January, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
Quotethat shithole called Israel

Erm Pete, steady on - just because you don't agree with a Country's foreign policy doesn't mean you should dismiss it as a shithole; the people of Israel are in a position which we can only have nightmares about ie one where all your neighbours want to wipe you from the face of the earth.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2010, 06:05:43 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 03 January, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
... the people of Israel are in a position which we can only have nightmares about ie one where all your neighbours want to wipe you from the face of the earth.

While agreeing with the moderating sentiment, I suspect the people of Palestine could top those nightmares, being in a position where their neighbours are wiping them from the face of the earth.  But maybe we should move the political discussion o another place, even though it is most definitely on-topic?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 January, 2010, 06:16:40 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 03 January, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
Quotethat shithole called Israel

Erm Pete, steady on - just because you don't agree with a Country's foreign policy doesn't mean you should dismiss it as a shithole; the people of Israel are in a position which we can only have nightmares about ie one where all your neighbours want to wipe you from the face of the earth.

Apologies .

I should have posted on the Night Of Heroes thread but i didnt think about it.










Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 January, 2010, 06:21:59 PM
Israel is not the problem, its the bigotry all around the world from all walks of life that's the problem, you can't just pinpoint one country/religion/nation/ideal. Someone's heaven is someone else's hell.








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 03 January, 2010, 06:23:46 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 03 January, 2010, 06:21:59 PM
Israel is not the problem, its the bigotry all around the world from all walks of life that's the problem, you can't just pinpoint one country/religion/nation/ideal. Someone's heaven is someone else's hell.

Exactly, well put and I think maybe this particular line of debate should be steered away from? It's only a matter of posts before the 'N' word is used!








V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 January, 2010, 07:30:09 PM
My comment about Israel was no more bigoted than my comments about the UK and the US Govt and it was directed at govt but saying it was a shithole was unnecessary and irrelevant to the topic.

I have watched videos on youtube of what goes on in the west bank and of Israeli settlers and i had to stop because its depressing and its easy to dislike them but it happens because they are indoctrinated with their religious and political beliefs and hatred of each other so really both sides are victims ultimately so if you are bigoted against Israelis for example you are just part of the problem yourself.

Also this incident will just create more demonisation of Islam and more Islamophobia.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 January, 2010, 07:32:03 PM
People still have their Xmas lights up. I don't care if it's not Wednesday yet, be miserable like everyone else.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 07 January, 2010, 07:32:48 PM
It's january 7th - they've got hot cross buns in the supermarket. I love them but funting hell, christmas has only just finished!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 January, 2010, 07:38:31 PM
Spotted the Sunday after Christmas: creme eggs in Superdrug.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 January, 2010, 07:40:52 PM
Happy Easter everyone!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 07 January, 2010, 10:37:55 PM
I don't like creme eggs and not just because of the story I remember from school about some lad who'd licked the filling out of one then tossed himself off into it and fed it to his girlfriend.

I assume this is a generic tale that everyone heard at school about somebody but you were never quite sure who.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 January, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
That's a good story. I've never heard it before, ever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 January, 2010, 11:14:33 PM
Hot cross buns are delicious and should be on sale all year.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 January, 2010, 11:15:26 PM
I thought they were.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 January, 2010, 11:25:15 PM
Not according to w7 they're not.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 January, 2010, 08:04:33 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 07 January, 2010, 10:37:55 PM
I don't like creme eggs and not just because of the story I remember from school about some lad who'd licked the filling out of one then tossed himself off into it and fed it to his girlfriend.

That's my evening sorted!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 08 January, 2010, 10:05:47 AM
QUITE, TB.

I saw an advert for Creme Eggs the other day.  GOO!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 January, 2010, 12:24:27 PM
Spent over two hours yesterday with my hand down the bog trying to clear a blockage. Not nice I tell you. As we have two crappers I had to resort to scooping out from one and flushing down the other in order to get the level down. Sorry, just sharing that with you. Enjoy your lunch.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 January, 2010, 12:30:15 PM
Haven't looked at this thread for ages, so I've just caught up on the Christmas Day goings on!
Jesus- hope you guys are holding up!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 January, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
Cos I feel like crap - woke up with a sore throat, after about an hour at work had to go home as I was aching all over and doing the old shiver/sweat tango. Slept all afternoon, so I'm now likely to be up all night.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 January, 2010, 10:36:32 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 15 January, 2010, 12:24:27 PM
As we have two crappers I had to resort to scooping out from one and flushing down the other in order to get the level down.

Wow, just like the Beckhams!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 January, 2010, 11:34:22 PM
I can't stop eating.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 20 January, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
...I'm falling out of love with my beloved Eastenders. I haven't enjoyed it since New Years, and as it's just about the only programme I watch these days I might be giving up the old tellybox completely. That or just cave in and get digital.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 January, 2010, 10:36:35 AM
I gave up Eastenders when Dirty Den came back from the dead. Caught an episode lately and thankfully had no idea (or desire to know) who anybody was. It felt quite a relief, like an addict who's kicked the habit or an alcoholic who can finally go out to the pub without needing a drink.

If anything happened to my beloved Corrie on the other hand....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 20 January, 2010, 10:53:32 AM
It doesn't help that Dot hasn't been in it for ages now. I might wait until she comes back then give it another go.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 January, 2010, 08:15:08 PM
I gave up on EastEnders when I went to university and had no telly for 3 years. Or maybe it was before that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 January, 2010, 01:01:42 AM
.........because i just watched Inglorious Bastards and it was a boring load of CRAP and i feel totally dissatisfied.

I shall never pay to watch ANY more Tarrantino tripe EVER.

GGGGGRRRRRRRR.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 January, 2010, 01:15:11 AM
Eastenders hasn't been the same since old Reg died.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 21 January, 2010, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 21 January, 2010, 01:15:11 AM
Eastenders hasn't been the same since old Reg died.

Well, I can't argue with that!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 January, 2010, 11:09:05 AM
I've just received an Amazon order and realised I've already got it. D'oh!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 21 January, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
Bought a new microwave oven last night- didnt work

Took it back to shop- worked fine

Took it home again -- doesn't work

dammit
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 21 January, 2010, 04:43:08 PM
Looks like the job I've just finished (that is being paid in Euros) won't be worth what it is now when I finally get paid in 90days.
Just had an estimate for some electrical work, it will cost me £1500, it actually cost me £176 to find that out via an electrical survey and... it might be more subject to further investigation... wasn't that what I just paid you for?
Fuxache...
You wouldn't get much business as an Illustrator if you treated your clients like this: (This is a stereotypical, mildly exaggerated and adapted version of my recent experiences trying to get quotes for some work to be done).
CLIENT CALLS AN ILLUSTRATOR ON THE PHONE.
Client: Hello, I'd like a drawing please.
Illustrator: Hmmm, well, I might be able to come and look at your job in a month... how's that sound?
Client: Any chance of coming out sooner.
Illustrator: I have a special call out charge of £50, is that alright?
Client: Well I suppose, I need the drawing for my wife's birthday in a fortnight.
Illustrator (thinking): KA-CHING!
Illustrator: Ok, I'll come and you can let me know what you want.
Client: Ok
DURING THE MEETING.
Client: I'd really like a picture of my wife taken from this picture... and, could you be a bit kind to her?
Illustrator (thinking): Yeah 'cos she Fugly!
Illustrator: I'll make it as flattering as I can.
Client: Not too much though, it still needs to look like her.
Illustrator: Obviously. (rolling eyes)
Client: So can you do it do you think.
Illustrator: Well, you've got the wrong kind of photo, needs to be at least a 6Mp ref photo, can your wife come to my studio to sit for me in the nude? Also, I'll need £500 now as a deposit for materials.
Client: It was supposed to be a surprise, but, if that's how it has to be to get it right... Does that include the £50 call out?
Illustrator: No, sorry, that's extra.
Illustrator: Oh, and that's before VAT too.
Client: When will the picture be done.
Illustrator: In time for, the what was it? Birthday?
Client: Yes, her Birth..
Illustrator: (interrupting): Yeah, Birthday.
A DAY BEFORE THE BIRTHDAY. PHONE CALL.
Client: Hello, I contacted you a little while ago about a picture for my Wife's birthday...
Illustrator: Yeah?
Client: Yes, well her Birthday is tomorrow, I was just wondering if you'd had a chance to do anything yet.
Illustrator: What was the name again?
Client: >their name<
Illustrator: Aww, yeah, that was the one you was wanting for her birthday wan' it?
Client: Yes, have you done it?
Illustrator: I ran into difficulties, you see your wife had the wrong sort of face and I just couldn't draw her right.
Client: Oh, well what am I supposed to do now?
Illustrator: I could try to work something out for you, but given the time frame, I'll have to charge you a bit more.
Client: How much more?
Illustrator: Well, it's gonna be tight, I'll need to subcontract out some of the final stages to get it done, call it, phew, £500 plus VAT.
TWO DAYS LATER, THE ILLUSTRATOR DELIVERS THIS:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4292651319_b0a71bc397_o.jpg) and a bill for £1233.75
You'd never work again.
(This really should have gone in the impediments topic... 'tis not that bad after all)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 January, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 21 January, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
Bought a new microwave oven last night- didnt work

Took it back to shop- worked fine

Took it home again -- doesn't work

dammit
Sounds like a broken socket to me. Just stick a cocktail stick into it until it pops back up. Or a fork.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 21 January, 2010, 06:31:19 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 21 January, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 21 January, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
Bought a new microwave oven last night- didnt work

Took it back to shop- worked fine

Took it home again -- doesn't work

dammit
Sounds like a broken socket to me. Just stick a cocktail stick into it until it pops back up. Or a fork.

tried it in a few sockets- didnt think of sticking a fork in any of them though :)

In the end I exchanged it- the new one is so smart its intimidating


love the "Im your wife" tale of woe
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 22 January, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
...it's Friday, I still don't have last week's prog yet, I haven't been on the Internet all week, my wife is sick, I'm broke, it's looking likely that I'll have to pull out of Hi-Ex because we need the money to get her to Canada (which has suddenly become rather vital, due to family stuff), I have a headache, I've had to contact the local council's Antisocial Behavior department due to the neighbours at work, resulting in a horrible few days, my youngest son is sick, the CD I ordered ages ago seems to have got lost in the post, and the piece of work I wanted to do with a writer-bloke known to some of you may have fallen through simply because of the unintended consequences of all the above.

Spugs? It's sneckin' drokkin' funtin' no hee hee an' no mistake.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 January, 2010, 04:24:41 PM
Holy crap SBT, that's a lot of different spugginess all at once. Look on the bright side though, if we have  a certain allocation of good events and shitty events, wouldn't you rather get all that crap out of the way in one shitty month, followed by unadulterated good times, or have at least one shitty thing happening all the time?

Really hope you can still make Hi-ex.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 January, 2010, 04:33:06 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 21 January, 2010, 06:06:46 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 21 January, 2010, 02:54:52 PM
Bought a new microwave oven last night- didnt work

Took it back to shop- worked fine

Took it home again -- doesn't work

dammit
Sounds like a broken socket to me. Just stick a cocktail stick into it until it pops back up. Or a fork.

put some cheese in the back and the socket that should do the trick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 January, 2010, 05:52:25 PM
Sorry to hear that about your better half and youngest SBT, hope it all turns out well soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 22 January, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
SBT - that sucks big balls, hope your nearest and dearest feel better soon and I hope you can still make it to Hi-Ex
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 22 January, 2010, 08:20:37 PM
Sorry to hear all that SBT, hope it all works out soon.

As for me, I'm sitting in casualty with really knacking ribs after a head on smash with a drink driver. It was 5.50pm, she was more than twice over the limit and had two bairns in the car. Thankfully they're okay.

My car is totally written off, Happy days!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 January, 2010, 08:23:50 PM
Bad stuff Pete, what new car you gonna get along with all those private commissions. Once you are better, obviously ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 22 January, 2010, 10:25:52 PM
Hey guys I'm home with a nice new  broken rib, ouch.  S'nice getting loads of gentle cuddles off everyone and being appreciated just for being here. Thanks for all the messages of support you lovely lot!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 23 January, 2010, 12:14:53 AM
Bloody hell, Pete. Take it easy... You too, SBT.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 23 January, 2010, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: wild-seven on 22 January, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
SBT - that sucks big balls, hope your nearest and dearest feel better soon and I hope you can still make it to Hi-Ex

Not sure if getting your big balls sucked actually qualifies for the "Spugs" thread, TBH!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 23 January, 2010, 12:29:44 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 23 January, 2010, 12:26:00 AM
Quote from: wild-seven on 22 January, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
SBT - that sucks big balls, hope your nearest and dearest feel better soon and I hope you can still make it to Hi-Ex

Not sure if getting your big balls sucked actually qualifies for the "Spugs" thread, TBH!

Cheers

Jim


It does if you have no penis.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 23 January, 2010, 08:45:06 AM
Bloody hell Pete! Thank Grud nobody was more seriously injured. I hope you have a speedy recovery with the ribs mate.

And best wishes Steev, sounds like you're having a rough time of it. I feel certain however, that a man of your calibre will prevail in the face of such adversity. <stirring martial music, strike heroic pose and gaze into distance like man in cardigan section of Gratton's catalogue>
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 23 January, 2010, 09:13:57 AM
Bloody hell. Really sorry to hear you've both been having a rough time of it. Hope things sort themselves out soon SBT and Pete, take care of yourself - I prescribe a morning sat on the sofa under a blanket with a prog and a cup of tea!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 23 January, 2010, 03:37:56 PM
Quote from: KevLev on 23 January, 2010, 09:13:57 AMI prescribe a morning sat on the sofa under a blanket with a prog and a cup of tea!

Wise words from Dr. Kevlev. Take it easy Mr Wells, glad it wasn't worse and I hope the drink driver gets a hefty punishment from the Judges.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2010, 03:49:59 PM
Well let's see.
I can't get people to visit my sites..
When I adopt RPG chreters to help other players out...they inevitably leave without so much as a bye-your-leave, explination or appology... leaving muggings here to "run" the whole blasted team which spoils the fun...
I'm "stuck" on my stories and people hate my comic writings..
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 23 January, 2010, 04:06:47 PM
Hope things work out for you soon SBT and you manage to get to Hi-ex.

Take it easy Pete, thankfully it not more serious and I hope you get well soon. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 23 January, 2010, 04:08:27 PM
Quote from: Pete Wells on 22 January, 2010, 08:20:37 PM
Sorry to hear all that SBT, hope it all works out soon.

As for me, I'm sitting in casualty with really knacking ribs after a head on smash with a drink driver. It was 5.50pm, she was more than twice over the limit and had two bairns in the car. Thankfully they're okay.

My car is totally written off, Happy days!

I deal with motor personal injury claims so let me know if you need any pointers!

If you see a doctor a bit of travel anxiety or even PTSD can double your money.

On second thoughts don't bother - I'm sooo busy!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2010, 04:26:44 PM
That sounds nasty. Make sure whoever sees you is AWAKE and not at the butt end of a 50+ hour shift...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 January, 2010, 04:49:46 PM
Best wishes to both Pete and SBT. I'd send you some telepathic healing and good luck vibrations through the cosmic ether using the innate psychic powers of my mind, but I don't believe in all that bollocks so I'm afraid simple best wishes will have to do.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 January, 2010, 05:15:00 PM
Things are marginally improving- so all the well-wishing here has possibly worked! Thanks so much. I've now got, and mostly read the prog (Dredd, Sticky, ABCs) and saw some fish today. Fish always cheer me up.

Pete- that's appalling. Wishes for a speedy betterness.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 January, 2010, 07:01:55 PM
Ouch ouch ouch, Steev and Pete both.  Hope all continues to improve for both of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 January, 2010, 08:03:58 PM
Disappointed that SBT might not be able to make it to HIEX but glad things are picking up for you otherwise.

And PeteWells dont laugh or cough !!

And finally myself i spent an hour and a half in Bexhill on Sea today.  :'( :thumbsdown:

It was probably quite a pleasent place at one time back in the age of elegance but not anymore but as its one of those places that is behind the times a lot of original shopfronts have survived the onslaught of modernisation which is a rare sight nowadays.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 January, 2010, 11:04:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 23 January, 2010, 08:03:58 PM
i spent an hour and a half in Bexhill on Sea today.  :'( :thumbsdown:

It was probably quite a pleasent place at one time back in the age of elegance but not anymore but as its one of those places that is behind the times a lot of original shopfronts have survived the onslaught of modernisation which is a rare sight nowadays.

But did you go in the indoor market down Western Road? That's usually good for an hour or so's browsing the millions of books, DVDs, VHSs and knick-knacks. Don't use the cafe though- no toilet, and there's usually dired egg on the spoons, in my experience.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 January, 2010, 11:35:04 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 January, 2010, 11:04:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 23 January, 2010, 08:03:58 PM
i spent an hour and a half in Bexhill on Sea today.  :'( :thumbsdown:

It was probably quite a pleasent place at one time back in the age of elegance but not anymore but as its one of those places that is behind the times a lot of original shopfronts have survived the onslaught of modernisation which is a rare sight nowadays.

But did you go in the indoor market down Western Road? That's usually good for an hour or so's browsing the millions of books, DVDs, VHSs and knick-knacks. Don't use the cafe though- no toilet, and there's usually dired egg on the spoons, in my experience.

SBT

No i didnt unfortunately but actually i might go and explore the place again as it is quite interesting.Today was pretty gloomy anyway so that didnt help but i have always noticed that Bexhill has got a certain kind of atmosphere or vibe to it which can be a little bit depressing.I havent been to St.Leonards in a while either as that used to be good for junk shops.Might have a look sometime next week sometime.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 24 January, 2010, 01:07:05 AM
Chin up Steev, hope everthing works out OK. Some days can seem very bleak, up and on.

Pete, was in a car accident a few years ago, my oldest girl broke her leg, I broke my nose, Mary did her back in, (it was like someone danced on it for a week) and Brendan was fine, or so we thought. Take time out from work Pete, it might be a week or so before it hits you, make sure you have time for yourself and family.

Cheers

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 24 January, 2010, 01:10:04 AM
Fuck me, if it's not an arse it's an elbow.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 January, 2010, 01:49:08 PM
Quote from: Garageman on 24 January, 2010, 01:10:04 AM
Fuck me, if it's not an arse it's an elbow.

I didn't know there was a difference...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 January, 2010, 10:18:39 PM
I deodorized my balls with Lynx: Africa and they started to sting. They feel like they are on fire.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 January, 2010, 10:24:39 PM
Ah Roger lad, you do give me some right good laughs! 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 January, 2010, 10:27:48 PM
Man, those are some pretty major spugs, Pete W and SBT. Hope things get better.

No sympathy for Roger though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 25 January, 2010, 07:37:26 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 24 January, 2010, 10:18:39 PM
I deodorized my balls with Lynx: Africa and they started to sting. They feel like they are on fire.

Dangle them in a teacup full of CYLLIT BANG! That will soothe the burning sensation and give them a healthy shine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 25 January, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
I would refrain from taking the advice from the poster above me....

At least if you are going to follow it ... film yourself. That is the kind of stupidity that'll bring you instant fame.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 27 January, 2010, 07:49:32 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 October, 2009, 11:17:13 PM
...because I have just done one of the most disgusting things it is possible to do.

Ahem.

I can't believe I'm posing this.

I just went to the toilet. While sitting on the toilet, I noticed a slug on our bathroom floor- so I took some bog roll, leaned forward and picked it up, so I could flush it- which is what I usually do with the little bastards.

However, I was then distracted by a text message, and when I had read it, proceded to absent-mindedly wipe my arse with a slug. I felt it burst on my ringpiece.

Laugh or be sick and die- it was a hard decision. I couldn't leap up and run away, there's no escape from your own arse.

I go now, in my shame.

SBT

You do realize that someone, somewhere has just been inspired to try this as a sexual fetish don't you?
(New to forum, so forgive V lateness of responce)

BTW don't flush the slugs... that's what they WANT you to do. They have an empire down there.
Save them up and feed `em to the nearest hedgehog.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 27 January, 2010, 08:14:11 PM
What's the Goverment doing sbout the slug menace?

Never be ashamed SBT. Hold your sphincter high and think of....something non slug related.  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 27 January, 2010, 08:45:09 PM
QuoteWhat's the Goverment doing sbout the slug menace?

They're contemplating spraying every single slug with Lynx Africa, then dipping them in Cillit bang - instant crispy slug
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 January, 2010, 09:17:20 PM
Ah, Bumslug Revisited: *nostalgic sigh* How we laughed!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 January, 2010, 09:55:08 PM
And still are  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 January, 2010, 11:34:09 AM
I am sooooo tempted, in the light of the reanimation of the 'Bunsex Girl' thread, to re-christen myself 'BumSlugBoy'.

But I won't.

Sigh.

SBT
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Post by: locustsofdeath! on 28 January, 2010, 12:08:18 PM
Surely, sbt, you've seen the film "Slugs". Be thankful it wasn't one of them...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 January, 2010, 12:41:19 PM
Slug Bum Tickler
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 January, 2010, 05:16:23 PM
Just got this from Amazon - We regret to inform you that the following items have been delayed as we are still awaiting stock from our suppliers :  Aaron Dembski-Bowden "Judge Dredd: The Mega-City One Archives Vol. 1"Estimated arrival date: February 12 2010 - February 18 2010.
What is up with all 2000AD stuff like this, everything is always delayed, models, cards, figures, books, what next!!!!!
It's a good job I'm a patient man, no don't ask the wife :-X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 28 January, 2010, 11:52:21 PM
My chest is eating itself and my workload is incredibly punishing.

Help.  :|
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 January, 2010, 12:33:42 AM
For the past 4 days I have not been able to sleep properly... I do not knpw why cause I certainly feel tiered enough...

It's making my perminant headache even worse... and the meds just arn't working
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 January, 2010, 12:44:18 AM
Quote from: Christov on 28 January, 2010, 11:52:21 PM
My chest is eating itself and my workload is incredibly punishing.

Help.  :|

Just take a wank break and get the fuck on with it. Stop interrupting me when I'm eating my 18 pack of Real McCoy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 January, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
My DVD/CD player downstairs seems to have died for some inexplicable reason.All i did was go downstairs and change the disc over that had finished playing.

I Fucking hate it when this happens and right now i am Fucking angry.

>:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Christov on 30 January, 2010, 01:58:52 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 29 January, 2010, 12:44:18 AM

Just take a wank break and get the fuck on with it. Stop interrupting me when I'm eating my 18 pack of Real McCoy.

But what if my job is wanking? Do I take a work break?

In other news, my lungs and throat are now playing Twister with each other, and I had a harrowing experience in an art gallery that I shall never forget.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 January, 2010, 02:02:51 AM
While you were out I gave your mom a real good harrowing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 31 January, 2010, 04:19:02 PM
My girlfriend's idiot brother finally succeeded in drinking himself to death last night. Good work, fella.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 31 January, 2010, 07:09:10 PM
Shit Matt, that sounds terrible. I hope you and yours can keep things together.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 January, 2010, 08:59:19 PM
Horrible situation, Noisy - sincere sympathies to your girlfriend and her family, and of course to you for the difficult times you have ahead.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 31 January, 2010, 09:17:47 PM
That's harsh news Noisy, condolences. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 31 January, 2010, 09:24:22 PM
My condolences Noisy and you have my sympathies. My uncle on his way to doing the same thing to himself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 31 January, 2010, 10:19:04 PM
My partner's step-uncle Peter's like that. A very disagreeable bugger he is. A bottle of scotch a day and very deep frustration with the whole world. An unsmiling misogynistic widower, Tory voter, party bore, born-again Edwardian gastronome and dyed-in-the-wool Daily Telegraph reader. When his visiting brother from New Zealand popped up to see him for a week, the visitor was phoning another brother to be rescued after 3 days.

Sorry for your girlfriend's loss, noisybast.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 01 February, 2010, 10:05:39 AM
It's back to the morning job I thought I'd abandoned for good. Oh well only 2 days a week early rising till they find someone else. BOO! Damn you council tax!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 01 February, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
.. after 12 years together and 6 years of marriage, my wife is leaving me, giving no reason why or chance to do anything about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 01 February, 2010, 01:58:10 PM
jesus- sorry to hear that james
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 01 February, 2010, 01:59:27 PM
Ouch. Sorry to hear that James.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 01 February, 2010, 01:59:49 PM
Shit.
Just....shit.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 February, 2010, 02:11:42 PM
Horrible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 02:27:25 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 January, 2010, 04:19:02 PM
My girlfriend's idiot brother finally succeeded in drinking himself to death last night. Good work, fella.
Sorry to hear that.  For both you and your girlfriend.

My uncle and his wife (I refuse to claim her as any kind of relative - I share blood with him and he has his good points, but I disown her) are doing the very same.  It's like he noticed one day he was an Irish artist forced by injury into a life of not painting and thought he'd take the stereotypical approach to the rest of his life.  Idiot.  

If he'd been less of a fuck up he might've been able to visit his own sister when she was dying.  It's a tough situation - mostly because of the mixed emotions of sadness adn anger with the recently deceased.  Your girlfriend may well only be displaying one of those emotions but I'm sure there's a bit of the other one there too.  You've had the business of helping your lady back onto her feet thrust upon you.  It's not easy but try to remain strong.    

You, for your own part, are entitled to resent the selfish little fucker.  Just make sure to do it very quietly though, eh?  

Quote from: James S on 01 February, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
.. after 12 years together and 6 years of marriage, my wife is leaving me, giving no reason why or chance to do anything about it.
I don't have ANY frame of reference for that.  I'm sorry mate.  I doubt there's anything anyone can say that'll help.  Just know that you're not alone and, if it helps, there are folks here who're willing to listen and offer what advice we may have (I know I have little myself, but others are bound to have been through similar experiences and have useful ideas).

Best wishes to you both.  And to everyone else who's having a hard time now, whether I've mentioned you by name or not.  Hugs all round.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 February, 2010, 02:44:21 PM
My thoughts are with all the guys who are having such a shitty time at the moment. I was about to have a minor whinge about my job, but these stories put things in perspective and I realsie how lucky I am.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 February, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
Matt- sorry mate, have a virtual hug.
You too, James!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 01 February, 2010, 04:31:19 PM
My wife is being deployed again in March on account of a military 'mistake'.

She has been home for four months after being deployed to Afghanistan for seven months. She's been doing nothing but crying, I've been doing nothing but fuming. We just found out this morning
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2010, 04:39:20 PM
Jesus Christ, I can't (but do as it's the military) believe this mate. You would think the military would rectify this as soon as it's spotted to keep the morale of the troops high. I hope it gets sorted out soon for you both,
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 01 February, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
Christ. She was supposed to be done with all that wasn't she?
Is there anything you can do to stop it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 01 February, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
What's going on?
We've got some terrible news on this board today. Heartfelt sympathies to all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 01 February, 2010, 04:46:30 PM
Christ on a bike, it's nothing but good news today isn't it? So sorry for everyone's news today. This must go down as the shittiest on record with family events. My thoughts are with you all and I hope at least a few rays of light brighten your lives at such difficult times.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 01 February, 2010, 05:12:05 PM
I know this thread is doing what it sets out to, but there is a very sad run of comments on it lately.

My thoughts go out to all of you – Noisybast, James and locustsofdeath.

I spent the morning dealing with some petty emails but the recent posts really put things into perspective.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 01 February, 2010, 05:19:00 PM
Take it easy, fellas - your next drinks are on me...

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 05:19:45 PM
Locusts, hope that mistake gets cleared up sharpish.  I was under the impression she was done with that for the foreseeable.  Hope it turns out to still be the case.  

You're allowed to not be on the internet and give her a hug under these circumstances - we'll understand.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 February, 2010, 05:22:09 PM
Aw lads, James and Locusts both, that is some seriously crap news. 

In Locusts' case, I almost can't believe they can mess you all around like that after what seemed like an endless tour the last time.  She's only just back fercrissakes!

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 01 February, 2010, 06:53:26 PM
James - that's some seriously shitty news, you're in my thoughts

Locusts - Let's hope they rectify that mistake pretty bloody sharpish, keep strong mate X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 February, 2010, 08:08:30 PM
Shit makes mine pale in comparison. Did a vodka binge Saturday night and made an ass of myself and have only just recovered.

Hope all turns out fine for everyone.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 February, 2010, 08:16:43 PM
That's terrible James, best wishes mate.

And Locust, that's just fucked up man. Really hope this gets rectified ASAP. Fat beardy hug to Mrs.L.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 01 February, 2010, 08:40:48 PM
What a really shitty time everyone here has been having.
James, that's awful news and hopefully something can be done to help sort this out.

That's terrible Locust, she isn't even that long back and there sending her off again, it's a bloody disgrace, hopefully something can be done soon about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 01 February, 2010, 08:49:37 PM
Many thanks all. Here's what happened: shortly after she got home she made rank. This latest deployment needed someone of that rank. Because she just made rank she was fresh on everyone's mind - so they added her to the list.

Last weekend we were told she was to deploy and we spent the entire weekend worrying, but then Monday her superior said he would tell logistics that she just got back and didn't need to go. Well, he forgot to mention it, the paperwork went through and she leaves the end of this month. The only consolation is that it's a three month deployment rather than six (which then turned into seven).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 01 February, 2010, 08:54:40 PM
Why do bad things happen to good Squaxx?  :(

Hope everything comes right for all you fine folks in the end.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 February, 2010, 09:04:25 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 01 February, 2010, 08:49:37 PM
Many thanks all. Here's what happened: shortly after she got home she made rank. This latest deployment needed someone of that rank. Because she just made rank she was fresh on everyone's mind - so they added her to the list.

Last weekend we were told she was to deploy and we spent the entire weekend worrying, but then Monday her superior said he would tell logistics that she just got back and didn't need to go. Well, he forgot to mention it, the paperwork went through and she leaves the end of this month. The only consolation is that it's a three month deployment rather than six (which then turned into seven).

Officers. all brains and no common sense. I bet he doesn't get chastised for his fuck up.
I was quite lucky when I was in the forces as I had no attachments and was happy to go here, there and everywhere. I am glad I am now off the reservist list.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 01 February, 2010, 09:06:23 PM
Having actually read the moving stories on this thread I see how insignificant my work problems really are. Same sentiments as Dark Jimbo, folks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 February, 2010, 09:10:49 PM
Sorry LoD. I don't know what to say, but I know how I feel about it. Very angry. Having never served in the military myself, I feel that I'd just refuse to go, and I'd ask them to point out where in my contract it says I have to do another tour of duty because someone made a mistake, when the mistake has been acknowledged but failed to be corrected. I'd say it's not my problem. If they had a problem with that they'd have to come and arrest me. By my reckoning she's doing overtime, so she ought to be getting paid +50% for her trouble.

F***ing c***s.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 February, 2010, 09:39:09 PM
What HoU said.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 01 February, 2010, 09:45:32 PM
Lets hope things start to improve for peeps around here soon. Bets wishes all. X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 11:46:34 AM
Latest development: Girlfriend's hard-drinking dad has defied all expectations by pulling his shit together and reducing (if not actually curtailing altogether) his alcohol consumption.

Her alcoholic diabetic mum, on the other hand, has lost the plot big time and waded into the various bottles of strong stuff she's got stashed in countless locations around the house. Just last night we found three empty 1l bottles of fortified wine, one empty 1l bottle of blue VHF and a carrier bag load of empty beer cans (assorted). Oh, and she hasn't eaten since Saturday.

She's now retreated into a hysterical drunken hyper-glycaemic rage in her darkened bedroom and verbally/physically attacks anyone who comes near. This would be a terribly upsetting thing, if it was just because of her son's death, but it's far from the first time it's happened. I'm mostly just angry at her for what she's putting her remaining children through.

I was all for trying to help her until she feigned death, seemingly for the express purpose of terrifying my girlfriend with a repeat performance of her brother's demise. Now my gf's dad has reached breaking point and is moving away to stay with his sister, leaving his two daughters to deal with what's left of their mother.

Anybody know what the procedure is for getting someone who clearly has significant mental health issues and is posing a serious danger to themselves and others around them sectioned?






Also: James, Locusts - that's some heavy shit guys. Hope you can sort things out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 02 February, 2010, 11:51:44 AM
Good point HoU.
Locusts - what would actually happen if your wife simply refused to go? Would they arrest her? On what grounds? Surely she would have a pretty good case with her superior as a witness? He's the one in the wrong...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 02 February, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Two doctor's signatures
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 02 February, 2010, 11:54:30 AM
Thanks guys. Not sure what prompted me to post my heart on a forum when I haven't even told my parents yet. I'm still holding on that she wakes up and realises what she is doing but she does seem dead set on going through with it. I still haven't even had a clear reason why. It's like everything I've held onto in the world is spiraling away out of my control and reach. Fortunately friends and work have been fantastic which has been a massive help.

Locust, I hope you can get it sorted and if not, hold onto the feeling you had when you came on here posting she was on her way home last time.

Noisy, as far as I'm aware you just need 3 people of sound mind and in agreement to get anyone sectioned.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 12:20:24 PM
Therein lies the rub. Her GP's bloody useless and seems reluctant to do anything that doesn't involve the patient voluntarily strolling into his surgery. Fat chance of that happening...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 February, 2010, 01:07:39 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 12:20:24 PM
Therein lies the rub. Her GP's bloody useless and seems reluctant to do anything that doesn't involve the patient voluntarily strolling into his surgery. Fat chance of that happening...

Seems like the answer here is to contact social services and request a Mental Health Act assesment which is conducted in the home .An approved social worker will contact yourselves first before the assesment to gather any relevent info regarding her behaviour past and present to determine what the problem is before going any further.



It might also be an idea to remind her GP that he is being negligent by not acting on any request by yourselves to get her some treatment and anyway once an approved social worker is involved her GP will be involved anyway.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 February, 2010, 01:15:37 PM
Correction:

An MHA is a Mental Health Assesment NOT a Mental Health Act assesment as you are not wanting to assess the various mental health acts or act in the singular as thats legalities.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
Thanks Peter. Definitely something worth looking into there.

The problem we have is that she's wily and can turn it on and off like a tap. She tends to appear quite reasonable and act like she doesn't know what all the fuss is about whenever anybody "official" is present (see every time a doctor or paramedic has been called out to one of her earlier episodes).

I'm not even sure posting this on here is a good idea, as my girlfriend would almost certainly be very upset if she were to read it. In mitigation, she doesn't have any interest in my geeky hobbies, and I think I'm doing this for a good reason. I mean, I'd like nothing more than to just post chapter and verse on all the horrible things she's done to cause pain to my girlfriend and everyone else around her, but I won't. That would just be me venting, and a) wouldn't be appropriate and b) wouldn't actually help. I think I'm posting this stuff on here in the hope that someone would point me towards a previously unexplored avenue, which I think you may have just done Peter.

Cheers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 February, 2010, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
The problem we have is that she's wily and can turn it on and off like a tap.

This happened to a colleague of mine with her partner.  He had serious problems, with elaborate paranoid delusions that were really  quite scary, but was able to smile nicely at his GP and look hurt that anyone would think he was anything other than happy and contented.  Eventually the GP started accusing my colleague of being the one with the problem - which she plainly was not, unless we really are all being mind-controlled by the Vatican through magnetic strips in Euro notes, which can only be resisted by burning your money, drinking a bottle of vodka a day and removing all the doors in your house, including the front door.

It took the rather clever move of having the partner accompany her to her own GP on some pretext or other, and having that GP make an independent assessment. Even that was fraught with jurisdictional squabbles, but it was enough to get a mental health specialist involved, who seems to have done wonders.  I know it's a different scenario to yours Noisy, but it's an idea.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 02 February, 2010, 09:22:16 PM
Jesus Christ! I don't know where to begin with this thread. I only looked in because I'm having a very shitty time myself, but I think I'll just shut up.

All the best to you, lads. I hope things improve.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 02 February, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 02 February, 2010, 09:22:16 PM

All the best to you, lads. I hope things improve.

Same to you Trouty, whatever bad crap you are enduring.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 February, 2010, 10:38:17 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 02 February, 2010, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 02 February, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
The problem we have is that she's wily and can turn it on and off like a tap.

Eventually the GP started accusing my colleague of being the one with the problem - which she plainly was not, unless we really are all being mind-controlled by the Vatican through magnetic strips in Euro notes, which can only be resisted by burning your money, drinking a bottle of vodka a day and removing all the doors in your house, including the front door.






I thoroughly recommend the use of Tinfoil for these kind of problems.

It works for me anyway.


;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 February, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 02 February, 2010, 10:38:17 PM
I thoroughly recommend the use of Tinfoil for these kind of problems.

Nice hat!

Cheers

Jim

(Am I the only person who shouts at the TV every time a TV chef refers to wrapping something in "tin foil" ...? Tin is FUCKING POISONOUS, YOU MORONS! It's ALU-fucking-MINIUM FOIL! FFS!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 02 February, 2010, 11:18:59 PM
 :lol:
You shouldn't be watching those kind of things Jim, bad for your blood pressure!  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 February, 2010, 02:39:55 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 February, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 02 February, 2010, 10:38:17 PM
I thoroughly recommend the use of Tinfoil for these kind of problems.

Nice hat!

Cheers

Jim

(Am I the only person who shouts at the TV every time a TV chef refers to wrapping something in "tin foil" ...? Tin is FUCKING POISONOUS, YOU MORONS! It's ALU-fucking-MINIUM FOIL! FFS!)

Shiny side of the tinfoil facing outwards.  Very important !!


As for the TV chefs and their advice to wrap and cook things in tinfoil it must be another of the govts/elites soft-kill policies.

I think we have foiled that particular plan.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 February, 2010, 10:18:25 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 February, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
Am I the only person who shouts at the TV every time a TV chef refers to wrapping something in "tin foil" ...? Tin is FUCKING POISONOUS, YOU MORONS! It's ALU-fucking-MINIUM FOIL! FFS!
No, you're not.  But as has been scientifically proven, I'm dangerously pernickety.  Well done on spelling it right.  As soon as the US get the memo about that piece of standardisation I look forward to a whole continent falling into line.

Noisy, James, Locusts - recent developments don't seem that great.  I forget who wrote the proverb "wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which one fills up first" but it seems all too accurate right now.  Thinking of you all.  This thread was a lifeline to me in the hardest times, hopefully I can be part of it helping others.  Even if it's just by typing.

And Noisy, Peter's suggestion may well be the best favour you could do your GF's mum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 February, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 February, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
(Am I the only person who shouts at the TV every time a TV chef refers to wrapping something in "tin foil" ...? Tin is FUCKING POISONOUS, YOU MORONS! It's ALU-fucking-MINIUM FOIL! FFS!)

Am I the only one who shouts at the TV when viewing TV chef's hygiene habits? Handle raw meat, clean hands (wipe on cloth or place under running tap for millisecond). Chop raw salad on chopping board where meat was. Share tasting spoon with others.

Another one that winds me up is "oh, but isn't olive oil fattening?" and yet nothing ever said when mountains of butter or sugar added to ingredients.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 February, 2010, 12:50:53 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 03 February, 2010, 11:54:29 AMHandle raw meat ... Chop raw salad on chopping board where meat was.

I pissed myself when one of the contestants on Masterchef was chucked out on the very first skills test for doing something similar. The judges refused to even taste her food.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 03 February, 2010, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 03 February, 2010, 12:50:53 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 03 February, 2010, 11:54:29 AMHandle raw meat ... Chop raw salad on chopping board where meat was.

I pissed myself when one of the contestants on Masterchef was chucked out on the very first skills test for doing something similar. The judges refused to even taste her food.

What if you're making steak tartare on a bed of salad?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 February, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Yer woman from Masterchef - Monica? - held a strange appeal for me, that I don't quite understand. I believe she would only sleep with a man who had defeated her in combat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 February, 2010, 06:22:06 PM
During my mum's last illness she would snooze while my brother and I watched that last series of Masterchef each night.  Bite marks on the back of my hand lasted for weeks - it was too funny, particularly that plum who scuppered their chances through their bad practice. 

And yeah, she came off as very Klingon didn't she?  I suspect she's had smiling lessons but didn't finish the course. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 February, 2010, 06:38:56 PM
That last series of Masterchef was priceless - possible the only 'reality contest' show I've ever enjoyed.  OTOH if I heard the narrator say 'Michelin-star food' or 'Michel Roux Junior' just one more time it would have been beer-glass-through-the-telly time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 February, 2010, 06:47:46 PM
I think it was the last show my mother ended up watching an entire episode of.  Made her chuckle too. 

The narrator was infuriating.  The big fella had some very odd mannerisms though.  I literally couldn't drag my eyes away if he was shovelling something into his gaping maw. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 February, 2010, 12:07:45 AM
Quote from: brendan1 on 03 February, 2010, 02:37:37 PM
What if you're making steak tartare on a bed of salad?

As Peter Kay said a thousand times, "the dirty bastards."  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
As Peter Kay said a thousand times: "GARLIC BREAD?!?"

Talentless oaf, surfing the same routine for years on end, selling multiple versions of the same gig recorded in different locations....  Yawn.  Never been a less funny man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 February, 2010, 12:00:37 PM
Ah, but "...covered in piss," from the toilet scene in Phoenix Nights - sublime.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 12:06:20 PM
Only funny thing he was in was the "Wait till I get you upstairs" on the stairlift moment.  My mother very nearly threw up a lung laughing at that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 February, 2010, 12:06:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 11:54:49 AM
Never been a less funny man.

Jim Davidson? Jim Bowen?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Without being racist or presenting Darts-based quizzes I mean.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 February, 2010, 12:15:42 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Without being racist or presenting Darts-based quizzes I mean.

Michael Barrymore then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 12:22:55 PM
That pool sketch was kinda funny.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 February, 2010, 12:28:37 PM
Johnathan Ross, funny as arse cancer.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 February, 2010, 12:49:00 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 03 February, 2010, 05:05:32 PM
Yer woman from Masterchef - Monica? - held a strange appeal for me, that I don't quite understand. I believe she would only sleep with a man who had defeated her in combat.

Ha!

And what the fuck is a 'palette test'? Eating it, you say? WELL JUST FUCKING SAY 'EATING IT' THEN!





Ahem. As you where.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 February, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
Oh boy, one character whose other half owns one of the flats in this block is really winding up me and others. He seems to latch onto odd details and totally misses the overall picture. Just unbelievable. And he doesn't let go. He says he will rectify things that are affecting the building and just doesn't do it, preferring to tamper rather than replace. I waste my time pointing this out to him for well over a month and he doesn't sort the problem. Then others start telling him he needs to sort things out and he sends an email to everyone on the committee suggesting I didn't inform him. So I email him, now including others reminding him of the ongoing reminders by email and he has reacted. To use an old fashioned school term he was "sussed". He has now gone into tit-for-tat revenge mode by email. What a bloody handful. Kept me awake until 3.30am I was so angry. It's chewing up my time and I am under extreme pressure with a work project this is all holding up. The guy has issues.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 February, 2010, 01:30:59 PM
Citizen's Advice Bureau.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 04 February, 2010, 02:50:48 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 04 February, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
The guy has issues.

Essential reading

http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 February, 2010, 03:33:57 PM
Where do you find this stuff, Johnny?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 February, 2010, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 04 February, 2010, 02:50:48 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 04 February, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
The guy has issues.
Essential reading
http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/

Really busy so I've just read a few lines and ditto! Will read later. Yup. Cleaning bill for non-cleaning. That's another issue here. Great little earner that one.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 09 February, 2010, 02:09:27 PM
Got a 'client' going ga-ga on me. Designed ad advert for them to go in a magazine.

"Can you take the logo off?"

Apparently it interferes with the message. I mean look, just fuck off. I have wasted a good couple of hours on emails since yesterday telling them they are talking out of their council gritters and even more time doing endless versions of the advert when I should have just told them to shit off from the outset. Time wasters.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2010, 02:12:02 PM
Keep on charging for every alteration.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 09 February, 2010, 02:16:20 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer
Got a 'client' going ga-ga on me...

Isn't the kind of thing you describe par for the course? It is for me(!)

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 February, 2010, 02:18:32 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 09 February, 2010, 02:09:27 PM
Got a 'client' going ga-ga on me. Designed ad advert for them to go in a magazine.

"Can you take the logo off?"

Apparently it interferes with the message. I mean look, just fuck off. I have wasted a good couple of hours on emails since yesterday telling them they are talking out of their council gritters and even more time doing endless versions of the advert when I should have just told them to shit off from the outset. Time wasters.

There is nothing worse than timewasters.I  just passed up on some work because the clients are idiots and will not listen to good advice and insist on throwing their money away plus there was a property management company involved as well who are properly fucked up who i refuse to deal with in any capacity so i just walked away from it.

Less work and less cash but most importantly less hassle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2010, 02:21:54 PM
I generally give two alterations for free and then start charging a fiver for each subsequent alteration. This started after I did something for one client who kept on saying things like "Excellent! Can we try it in blue?" and "Perfect! How would the lettering look in green?" etc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2010, 02:37:33 PM
Life Spugs Because... Nothing changes :(

(http://www.contributorbulletin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/billboard.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 February, 2010, 03:03:11 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2010, 02:21:54 PM
I generally give two alterations for free and then start charging a fiver for each subsequent alteration. This started after I did something for one client who kept on saying things like "Excellent! Can we try it in blue?" and "Perfect! How would the lettering look in green?" etc.

We do the same thing with planning reports - one meeting and one set of reasonable revisions for free (inclusive, really), then charge for every meeting/revision after that.  Focuses the mind, we find.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 February, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2010, 02:37:33 PM
Life Spugs Because... Nothing changes :(

(http://www.contributorbulletin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/billboard.jpg)

Try and keep positive because it will change and it is changing but it wont happen overnight and anyway it will change permanently as soon as everyone stops voting for these muppets as ultimately its the people that are to blame so they all need to wake up which they seem to be doing in large numbers.

Having a positive outlook is very important because remember that "they" want you to feel hopeless and depressed and disenfranchised.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 February, 2010, 03:51:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 09 February, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
...remember that "they" want you to feel hopeless and depressed and disenfranchised.

...and that the only way you'll feel better is by buying stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 09 February, 2010, 05:13:12 PM
Is anybody else having the same damed toruble with the redesigned Facebook?

I've "lost" two applications, Knighthood & Superhero city... Grrr
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 09 February, 2010, 07:20:12 PM
Thanks for the comments about my 'client' woes, people. Working on my own, I can stew on these things.

One remark made is that they would like to "get an opinion from a professional marketeer" [ie bullshitter].

What, to say "you are correct, you don't need your logo on your advert"?

How draining.

As the good Captain Beefheart said: "Somebody had too much to think."

Thank God I have some work to do at a company tomorrow.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 February, 2010, 10:34:46 PM
On the intro to Newswipe the announcer pronounced "caustic" as "costic".







Is this where my licence fee is paying?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 February, 2010, 11:24:33 PM
Patrick and/or Michael ate six of the twelve pancakes I bought.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 February, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Still leaves you six!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 09 February, 2010, 11:34:37 PM
I've yet to encounter any Facebook troubles yet, Doc.  But then I don't use very many applications and the ones I *do* use warned me they'd disappear in the next update unless I gave them a tab.  Mine updated this morning, no hassles yet (touch wood).

Drop the support folks a line, they're sure to be encountering a lot of this and should have an idea what to do.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 February, 2010, 11:36:40 PM
I don't know why they keep fucking around with it!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 09 February, 2010, 11:44:02 PM
I remember complaining when they let non uni-students on, but now I wouldn't be without the wider world on FB.  Some of the changes may well be improvements.  As for the other ones, well, they'll probably change it back.  I've been on there long enough to remember certain features being removed and reinstated.  Mwahahahaha!  The power of the people.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 10 February, 2010, 04:30:03 PM
It's alright. I am now getting used to the new system. Why do people feel the need to change things for changes sake?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 February, 2010, 04:41:24 PM
It's all part of out culture of planned and perceived obsolescence.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 10 February, 2010, 04:42:29 PM
They have to give the folks taking care of it something to do when they're not fixing problems etc.  My guess is that in that sector, keeping up with the pace of change and user's needs is essential.  They don't want to turn into another MySpace (who?).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 11 February, 2010, 05:11:28 PM
...my mother has managed to successfully conceal an infection from me for just long enough to bugger up her kidneys, which is why I have spent most of the last 14 hours in A&E listening to doctors saying that they will stop all treatment if she doesn't improve tonight.

Just come home for something to eat then I'm back down there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 February, 2010, 05:14:18 PM
Oh I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll keep stum about my petty troubles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 February, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
Feck, worldshown - that's terrible.  Fingers crossed for you both, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 February, 2010, 05:29:49 PM
that's rough worldshown, keeping my fingers crossed for you and your ma. My dad's the same with doctors - he's well at the moment, but he's almost 80 and I just know that if he does get any symptoms he'll keep it to himself as long as possible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 11 February, 2010, 05:34:53 PM
Sorry to hear it worldshown... Here's wishing your ma all the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 11 February, 2010, 05:36:42 PM
Really awful, Worldshown. My best wishes to both of ye.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 11 February, 2010, 05:58:39 PM
Best wishes Worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 11 February, 2010, 06:10:12 PM
Best wishes, Worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 11 February, 2010, 08:33:53 PM
Best wishes Worldshown - I'm unsure what else to say but we're ALL thinking of you
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 11 February, 2010, 08:54:57 PM
Hey Worldshown, I hope you can return to us with good news. My thoughts are with you and yours. Take care as best you can.

Sad that this thread has reached 100 pages. Hear's to hoping 200 doesn't arrive...ever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 11 February, 2010, 09:39:22 PM
Oh maaaan, manly hugs to Worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 February, 2010, 09:47:37 PM
Sorry to hear your news worldshown.

I must get myself in for a DR's visit. I get the odd twinge every now and then. I got a massive twinge the other day around my left chest muscle and have put it down to cramp, I couldn't stand straight for about 20 seconds without doubling over with pain. You would think I would have learnt with the way my dad died.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 11 February, 2010, 10:25:11 PM
See the doctor. It might just be that all your shoulder muscles are knotted up (posture, stress etc) and that the twinges you'd normally get there have come forward into your chest. BUT it's best to know.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 11 February, 2010, 11:01:07 PM
Worldshown hope every thing go's well with your Mum my thoughts are with you, Vzzbux get your arse down to the doctors and get checked out.





filip 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 February, 2010, 11:09:53 PM
All the best to you and your mam Worldshown.

I think the problem with a lot of us is that we think it can't happen to us, don't want to bother the doctor, can't take time off due to monetary concerns, are too embarrassed to tell someone, etc....
Sometimes as hard as it may seem we all need help and we should be grateful that we have loved ones who care and an NHS system that even with all it's faults will help as best it can.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 12 February, 2010, 04:28:47 PM
Ah my luck continues...

I was very kindly bought another internet dongle.... this time with a years unlimited internet accesss...

I instaled it... with no problems


I made one post with it as a test..

Shut down my P.C.

Turned PC back on to use internet again and...

Am told that there is either a fault with my hardwear (The dongle) OR the programe to run the dongle has failed to instal proberly...

BRILLENT!

Roberta "Death To Technology" Roe strikes again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 February, 2010, 04:51:32 PM
Sorry to hear about your troubles, Worldshown. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 February, 2010, 05:08:43 PM
All the best Worldshown.

I think that there might be a possibility that i might have skin cancer as there is a sort of mole type thing that appeared out of nowhere and its sort of scabby on the right temple.

Its very easily treatable if it is.It just gets scraped off but i will get this checked out.I could travel up to Cheshire to see the top Dermatologist in the Manchester area who is a friend of my mum and dad and get a consultation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 February, 2010, 05:19:49 PM
Always best to get those things checked out, PW.  Early check ups might make you feel like you're being silly over nothing, but better to catch it as early as possible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2010, 12:59:11 AM
I was coming back from watching AVATAR 3D today great film gave me a headache any that was not to bad but I got off the bus stop 5 stops early to pick up my 2000AD and Judge Dredd Magazine when horror my local shop no longer stocks Judge Dredd Magazine. >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 February, 2010, 01:05:43 AM
That's because it's a green grocers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2010, 01:08:34 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 February, 2010, 01:05:43 AM
That's because it's a green grocers.

its the co op
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 13 February, 2010, 03:15:42 AM
Hey cyber ell? Nice to see in those two posts, concerning Avatar, a real improvement.

And I couldn't come onto this thread without wishing you well Worldshown. Good luck. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 13 February, 2010, 08:15:21 AM
Thabks for the thoughts and comments guys. It really does mean a lot to me right now.

I've just come back from another long stint at the hospital for a shower and shave and then it's back for the endgame. Mum didn't respond to treatment and is currently in managed unconsciousness. My sister is currently with her and she'll let me know if anything happens while I'm home.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 13 February, 2010, 09:55:34 AM
Take care, WS. Our thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 13 February, 2010, 10:48:36 AM
Ouch. Devestated for you, WS.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 February, 2010, 10:55:44 AM
Take care Worldshown. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 13 February, 2010, 01:22:48 PM
Sincere best wishes Worldshown.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 13 February, 2010, 03:37:13 PM
Ayy, hope things work out, Worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 13 February, 2010, 08:16:02 PM
Best wishes Worldshown, remember to try and get some rest and look after yourself too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 February, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
I know what you're going through, WS.  I was in a similar situation late last year.  If the support of the board helps you as much as it helped me, I'll keep pulling for you mate. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 13 February, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
Sorry to hear your news Worldshown.
Thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 13 February, 2010, 10:58:30 PM
All the best, WS.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 14 February, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
Take care WS we are all thinking of you.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 14 February, 2010, 09:08:40 AM
Bah sorry WS. Hope it's all over for you and your family soon. Remember, board hugs are with you!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 15 February, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
i've been photographing every single bit of dredd/2000ad merch i have to store onto an external hard drive . all the photos so far have been carefully cropped and labelled. last night i dropped the hard drive and now nothing won't load from it at all , i can't even access it via my home or work computer. even our tech lad says its internally fucked . so all 3000+ photos that i had on there :'(
luckily i hadn't actually finished photographing everything or i would have lost at least twice that!
the moral? make sure you have a back up on at least 1 memory stick or two... :-[

edit : i wrote this without looking at the previous posts , i wasn't being insensitive by changing the subject :-[
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 February, 2010, 02:32:42 PM
Anonymously dob yourself in as a paedo (letter to the Mail ought to do it), the police tekkies will have all your files back in a jiffy.   Seriously though, that is a colossal pain - I have a knackered HD from an old unbacked-up PC that I still hold on to in the Vault-like hope that one day technology will permit its resurrection.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 15 February, 2010, 03:47:51 PM
I have to sell my main guitar.  On account of having literally NO money and the possibility of £300 odd quid on second hand market is way too tempting for someone struggling to make bills and feed himself. 

Probate on my mum's will is now complicated by the fact that they have to do it on my DAD'S too, despite him dying over a decade ago.  House sale is also delayed and I've been feeling 1. physically shite and 2. mentally shite too.  All reasons why life is shite, but also reasons why I have no money. 

Yawn.  Life sucks balls.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 February, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
Very sad to hear how things have been lately, Worldshown. I went through something very similar four years ago when my father died. It was a never ending cycle of going to the hospital every morning and coming back home very late, having a few hours sleep and then dashing back. As others have mentioned, please make sure you look after yourself. I only realised later how the lack of rest and food had affected me throughout.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 February, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
Aw Mike, that's a pain.  God I HATE probate.   If there's a system more designed to kick people when they're down...

A minor anecdote of inconvenience follows, not worthy of this thread:  My missus lost a friend of hers to cancer the the year before last, and she and another friend were named as executors (no family in the country).  The two of them spent literally months sorting out what should have been a very simple estate, bar arranging the house clean-out and sale, except there was a brother in South Africa that kept interfering (wanted to know how much extra he'd get if  they sold the fridge separate to the house etc.).  Eventually the probate was through, the transcontinental relatives paid off and shut-up etc. and the two executors were paid for the expenses they incurred sorting it all out (which were not inconsiderable), as per the Will.  Then this Christmas we got a nice card demand from the Revenue for 'tax due on earnings from the sale of a property' - and it started all over again.   What, I ask you, was the probate paperwork for if not to determine the costs, value and disposition of the estate?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 February, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 15 February, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
... i dropped the hard drive and now nothing won't load from it at all , i can't even access it via my home or work computer. even our tech lad says its internally fucked . so all 3000+ photos that i had on there :'(
Might be worth taking your hard drive to a company to recover the files. Will cost a bit though. Apparently it's actually quite hard to permanently delete files off hard drives. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 February, 2010, 04:14:47 PM
Just take more photo's ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 05:35:40 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 15 February, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 15 February, 2010, 02:28:33 PM
... i dropped the hard drive and now nothing won't load from it at all , i can't even access it via my home or work computer. even our tech lad says its internally fucked . so all 3000+ photos that i had on there :'(
Might be worth taking your hard drive to a company to recover the files. Will cost a bit though. Apparently it's actually quite hard to permanently delete files off hard drives. 

From what i understand you have to repeat the delete file feature 30 times to actually wipe it clean with no trace if you are using a PC.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 February, 2010, 05:43:41 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 05:35:40 PM
From what i understand you have to repeat the delete file feature 30 times to actually wipe it clean with no trace if you are using a PC.

...unless you're working towards a critical deadline, in which case a single mouse click can somehow irrevocably corrupt every significant file.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
The UK Govts CSCS card scheme sucks because it doesnt seem to recognise and make any allowances for someone like myself who is multiskilled and the rest that is way beyond that which i wont even go into here because i never went to college to get NVQs and City and Guilds and all that crap.I just left school at 16 and worked for my dad and then got jobs on building sites and learnt that way and worked upwards from there......

As its a Govt scheme then its typical that its ill conceived and inflexible but i admit that i havent pressed them further about this yet but i will  >:( if they dont comply with my requests.I am doing a CSCS health and safety course right now but i am wondering why i am bothering if am going to be excluded or disqualified from working as a sub contractor and having a CSCS card.I dont normally work for employers anyway and its mostly large commercial contractors and housebuilders that insist on having the card and i dont do that kind of work anyway so it might not be a hindrance in the long term.

I just get sick and tired of how qualifications should rule an industry that is based on vocational skills which is why i chose to go into the industry to start with because i am good with my hands and already had insight into construction from a young age to get away from the need to have qualifications and study because i left school after failing all my exams.

Fucking government.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 15 February, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 February, 2010, 04:14:47 PM
Just take more photo's ;)

if you can see my eye twitching right now...

although that's exactly what i'm going to have to do.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 February, 2010, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
I am doing a CSCS health and safety course right now but i am wondering why i am bothering if am going to be excluded or disqualified from working as a sub contractor and having a CSCS card.

Having worked as a temp in the testing centre, my advice would be get a copy of the handbook, read it, and book yourself a test. It's touch-screen and multiple choice. With your brains you should ace it. The trouble is, fairly typical of this government, they'll want money off you, almost as if it were designed to create lucrative opportunities for private sector training and examination bodies rather than improve safety standards on building sites.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 09:54:44 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 15 February, 2010, 08:12:55 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 15 February, 2010, 06:03:21 PM
I am doing a CSCS health and safety course right now but i am wondering why i am bothering if am going to be excluded or disqualified from working as a sub contractor and having a CSCS card.

Having worked as a temp in the testing centre, my advice would be get a copy of the handbook, read it, and book yourself a test. It's touch-screen and multiple choice. With your brains you should ace it. The trouble is, fairly typical of this government, they'll want money off you, almost as if it were designed to create lucrative opportunities for private sector training and examination bodies rather than improve safety standards on building sites.

You have got to keep those Third Sector workers employed and subsidised by the taxpayer no matter what.The course itself is actually quite good and its free as its govt/taxpayer funded and it probably does inprove safe working practices and awareness but you have to marvel at the stupidity of a govt that promotes a scheme that actively alienates a percentage of the indiginous workforce.The scheme itself was probably concieved in the Third Sector by the kind of people that dont have a fucking clue.

Everything nice and simple and black and white and streamlined with no grey areas to accomodate those who dont fit into convenient little boxes or categories.

You cant even go to college in Brighton and learn plastering so if the cousres are not available then where are the NVQ qualified plasterers going to come from for example ?  :-* ::)

Its alright if certain sectors of the industry want to adopt this scheme but its becoming unilateral and there simply will not be enough NVQ qualified trades around but its alright for now as there is high unemployment within the construction sector but in the long the industry is being very shortsighted.

Stupid government.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 February, 2010, 11:01:28 PM
Did you know that the government is predicting that by 2020 there will only be 600,000 jobs for people who don't have level 1 qualifications? (GCSE is level 2) - where did it get this figure from? Lord Leitch published a report in which it was predicted that by 2020 only 600,000 adults in Britain would not have level 1 qualifications. The government has misrepresented this figure as a count of jobs, rather than people lacking qualifications, to back up its 'skills agenda' and panic people about their employment prospects to try and make them train for jobs that don't exist, so that Britain won't look so bad in international league tables for educational attainment.

The actual projections for jobs you won't need qualifications for in 2020 is 7.4 million, but 6.8 million of the people doing those jobs will have qualifications.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 16 February, 2010, 12:38:06 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 15 February, 2010, 11:01:28 PM
Did you know that the government is predicting that by 2020 there will only be 600,000 jobs for people who don't have level 1 qualifications? (GCSE is level 2) - where did it get this figure from? Lord Leitch published a report in which it was predicted that by 2020 only 600,000 adults in Britain would not have level 1 qualifications. The government has misrepresented this figure as a count of jobs, rather than people lacking qualifications, to back up its 'skills agenda' and panic people about their employment prospects to try and make them train for jobs that don't exist, so that Britain won't look so bad in international league tables for educational attainment.

The actual projections for jobs you won't need qualifications for in 2020 is 7.4 million, but 6.8 million of the people doing those jobs will have qualifications.

:lol:


The UK govt would lie and obfuscate and misrepresent a cup of coffee if they needed to .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 16 February, 2010, 09:24:01 AM
What coffee? That's tea, that is.  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2010, 12:29:09 AM
I spent the parst weak or more bilding my Hy-gogg :D and as I clip off one of the parts today im on the last bit by then it flys acroses the room and schatares into 2 pices >:( luckles I manages to patch it together arfter spending 4 hours looking for the pice that broke off >:( heres hopeing it dosent fall apart Later  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 17 February, 2010, 10:10:15 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2010, 12:29:09 AM
I spent the parst weak or more bilding my Hy-gogg :D and as I clip off one of the parts today im on the last bit by then it flys acroses the room and schatares into 2 pices >:( luckles I manages to patch it together arfter spending 4 hours looking for the pice that broke off >:( heres hopeing it dosent fall apart Later  :D

You can't be real
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 February, 2010, 10:17:08 AM
Quote from: brendan1 on 17 February, 2010, 10:10:15 AM
You can't be real

I once thought as you do, Brendan.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 February, 2010, 11:30:15 AM
Oh Brendan, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.[/Tordelback]
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 February, 2010, 12:25:28 PM
Some moron campaigning for one of the main three political parties came to drop off leaflets. I had a bit of a chat with him and then dropped in that I didn't vote at the last election as I didn't agree with the Iraq war and he started telling me about "the fucking Muslims". I am not a Muslim but I told him it is not right to go canvassing and swear like that and what would his party think. He said he swears at people when they say silly things that annoy him. I gave him the leaflets back and told him to take them and go. So he tried to enter the block I live in and walk over wet tiles. I had to stand in his way as he would not comply with my instruction not to enter and he said he was going to get the cops. Seems that he thought I was a builder. So I told him he owes me an apology and then he went on to annoy me so I let rip verbally telling him he comes here thinking he's a big man. Bit embarrassed shouting and swearing on the doorstep but the prick really got to me. :-[
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2010, 12:25:43 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 17 February, 2010, 11:30:15 AM
Oh Brendan, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.[/Tordelback]

Not in my opinion, they don't.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2010, 12:28:10 PM
Good on you, Supersurfer. It's about time we started standing up to these party political wankers, their "Look After the Fatcats and Screw Everyone Else" policies are ruining society.

Freedom for me, or freedom for nobody!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 February, 2010, 12:54:24 PM
Nice work SS. 

I'd have phoned the police to arrest his racist ass.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 February, 2010, 01:00:09 PM
I'd defeinitely phone the local office of whichever party it was and ask why they are sending aggressive foul-mouthed racists out to do their canvassing. Tell them that they've lost your vote and that you've spread the story on the internet - I'm sure he'll get the bollocking of his life!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2010, 02:45:32 PM
I have to wait till the 19th next month befor I even get to see some at the job center I need monet I need a job to get money to sport my spending habits.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2010, 02:54:23 PM
You don't need Monet. Van Gough will do ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2010, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2010, 02:54:23 PM
You don't need Monet. Van Gough will do ;)

dam type o t and y are so closes must have hit t by mistaske
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 17 February, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
why wont flash do what i tell it  >:(
damn it anyway
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 17 February, 2010, 11:26:23 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 17 February, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
why wont flash do what i tell it

That's an unusual name for it Johnny.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 February, 2010, 11:32:16 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 17 February, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
why wont flash do what i tell it  >:(

Did you try using punctuation?  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
I'm still on catching up with my progs and im still on prog 1646.  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 February, 2010, 12:08:02 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 17 February, 2010, 11:32:16 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 17 February, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
why wont flash do what i tell it  >:(

Did you try using punctuation?  ;)



Is it that I didn't put a "?" on the end?  :-*

I wont sleep tonight for thinking about this
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 18 February, 2010, 09:27:31 AM
I believe there's an apostrophe missing too in "won't"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 February, 2010, 10:09:45 AM
Geez, what am I...the new cyberleader2000?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 18 February, 2010, 10:14:29 AM
Yes, yes you are. 

CYBEREMPEROR9000 shall be your name.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 February, 2010, 10:23:46 AM
ARSOM
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 February, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
Quote from: johnnystress on 18 February, 2010, 12:08:02 AM
I wont sleep tonight for thinking about this

I should hope not!  How can anyone sleep while there are contractions roaming the internet without their designated apostrophes?  Screw Haiti, this is where the UN really does need to step in (but not the US, because they clearly can't spell).

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 18 February, 2010, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 February, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
 Screw Haiti,


People and countries have been doing that for decades.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 February, 2010, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 18 February, 2010, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 February, 2010, 10:25:33 AM
 Screw Haiti,


People and countries have been doing that for decades.






V

As they are doing right now......

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Robin Low on 22 February, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
...for reasons I can't fathom, the glycogen failed to stain, I over diffed the Grams (never had a problem before, only with this new control), and the retics had precipitate all over them because someone decided to believe what it said on the box and stored the silver at room temperatute rather than in the fridge. The Masson Fontana was weak, too, and I don't normally have a problem with that one. Tomorrow I can look forward to all the repeats, all the usual work, plus the joy of an Attwoods and a Phloxy Tart.

Thoroughly disastrous and shitty day, really, only now brightened slightly by the amusement of knowing that none of you are likely to know just what the hell I'm talking about.

Regards

Robin
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 22 February, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
Well it's obvious...you're an exorcist.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 February, 2010, 07:15:07 PM
He's an homeopathist.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 February, 2010, 07:24:43 PM
I dont know what an "Attwoods" is but watch it with those Foxy tarts as you cant be too careful these days.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 February, 2010, 10:05:48 PM
Quote from: Robin Low on 22 February, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
The Masson Fontana was weak, too

You work on Top Gear?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 23 February, 2010, 11:42:02 AM
Quote from: Robin Low on 22 February, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
...for reasons I can't fathom, the glycogen failed to stain, I over diffed the Grams

You sir, unless I'm very much mistaken,are a histologist. TB?

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Robin Low on 23 February, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 23 February, 2010, 11:42:02 AM
Quote from: Robin Low on 22 February, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
...for reasons I can't fathom, the glycogen failed to stain, I over diffed the Grams

You sir, unless I'm very much mistaken,are a histologist. TB?

M.

Ah, well done. If there was a prize, you'd get it (and the other suggestions would get runners-up prizes for making me laugh).

The Gram stain is for, believe it or not, Gram positive bacteria (it shows up Gram negatives, too, but we use the Gram Twort variant to strengthen the distinction).

TB is a mycobacterium, and mycobacteria don't take up the Gram stain, so we use something called a Ziel-Neelsen (ZN) stain for that.

It was a better day today, although the Attwoods didn't work - we don't have an alcian green, so I had to substitute alcian blue. Unfortuately, I followed the protocol rather too exactly, and used alcian green timings instead of alcian blue timings. Doh! Either way, I don't think the tartrazine was doing what it was meant to, either.

Regards

Robin
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 24 February, 2010, 12:59:00 AM
Life Spugs because I have cut my thum 12 times today on a scaple whilst making one of my model kits, >:( and this is the blunt one my mum's looking round the house for the sharp one so if you dont see any more posts from me its problay because I'm having my fingers and thums reattached. :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: das on 24 February, 2010, 01:14:41 AM
what is a spug ??
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 February, 2010, 01:22:35 AM
An angry goat fetus.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: das on 24 February, 2010, 03:13:42 AM
oooooooooo
so they sell them in the stores there ???
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 24 February, 2010, 08:56:51 AM
Quote from: Robin Low on 23 February, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
TB is a mycobacterium, and mycobacteria don't take up the Gram stain, so we use something called a Ziel-Neelsen (ZN) stain for that.

D'oh! So it is! It just shows how when you don't use knowledge it falls out the back of your head - I used to work in (veterinary) histology myself but spent most of my time on BSE and some PM work.

Minor spug - I'm tired. Something woke me up at 3 and I couldn't get back to sleep. (cue parental types cries of disdain!)

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 24 February, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 24 February, 2010, 12:59:00 AM
Life Spugs because I have cut my thum 12 times today on a scaple whilst making one of my model kits, >:( and this is the blunt one my mum's looking round the house for the sharp one so if you dont see any more posts from me its problay because I'm having my fingers and thums reattached. :D

Why don't you get them reattached so that this time they are opposable?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 26 February, 2010, 12:42:09 AM
headdesk headdesk headdesk why why why every single day about 5 times a day I have to explain the same 5 fucking things on Youtube. >:( what is it with people and not reading what right under there fucking noses or even doing research ok let me explain. For any one here who is a major fan of the legend of Zelda they may know there's is a cartoon based off the first 2 Zelda games way back during the age of the NES any way it was one of the first cartoons I ever saw in my life and recently rediscovered it and put it on Youtube, but every day I get the same fucking questions why is there only 2 triforses why is link got brown hair and not blond why does ganon look like a pig man why the hell is link shouting zap bolts out of his sword and the best one why is links horses not called Epona and every day I have to explain its based off the first 2 games and the writers could not see into the fucking fucher back then and everything there complaining about did not come along till Ocarina of Time but will they bother to read no, they don't even read the fucking message I left over the opening credits explaining arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why why why what the fuck is wrong with them they think they played Twilight Princess and they know it all. Sorry about this long rant but I finely had enough of it.  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 26 February, 2010, 12:51:11 AM
Yes, life truly spugs, CL. Has one of those thumbs found its way up your arsom?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 February, 2010, 12:53:23 AM
Okami is better than Zelda anyways.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 February, 2010, 01:17:55 AM
Zelda was brilliant on Terrahawks
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 February, 2010, 01:25:05 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 26 February, 2010, 12:42:09 AM
headdesk headdesk headdesk why why why every single day about 5 times a day I have to explain the same 5 fucking things on Youtube. >:( what is it with people and not reading what right under there fucking noses or even doing research ok let me explain. For any one here who is a major fan of the legend of Zelda they may know there's is a cartoon based off the first 2 Zelda games way back during the age of the NES any way it was one of the first cartoons I ever saw in my life and recently rediscovered it and put it on Youtube, but every day I get the same fucking questions why is there only 2 triforses why is link got brown hair and not blond why does ganon look like a pig man why the hell is link shouting zap bolts out of his sword and the best one why is links horses not called Epona and every day I have to explain its based off the first 2 games and the writers could not see into the fucking fucher back then and everything there complaining about did not come along till Ocarina of Time but will they bother to read no, they don't even read the fucking message I left over the opening credits explaining arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why why why what the fuck is wrong with them they think they played Twilight Princess and they know it all. Sorry about this long rant but I finely had enough of it.  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Next time you rant dont hold anything back.Let it all out and you will feel so much better.

:D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 February, 2010, 07:19:50 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 26 February, 2010, 12:42:09 AM
why why why every single day about 5 times a day I have to explain the same 5 fucking things on Youtube.

I've highlighted what I perceive to be the problem.  And while we've seen this cartoon many times before, it bears repeating:

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 26 February, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
Fucking snow means fucking roads cloased whcih means I won't get fucking home to see by children this weekend.
Fuck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 26 February, 2010, 11:18:05 AM
That does indeed suck ass.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 26 February, 2010, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 26 February, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
Fucking snow means fucking roads cloased whcih means I won't get fucking home to see by children this weekend.
Fuck.

Blame the cooncil workers...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 26 February, 2010, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 26 February, 2010, 01:23:21 PM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 26 February, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
Fucking snow means fucking roads cloased whcih means I won't get fucking home to see by children this weekend.
Fuck.

Blame the cooncil workers...

Lazy bastards! Wasting time on the internet when they should be... oh.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 February, 2010, 02:58:51 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 26 February, 2010, 01:23:21 PM
Blame the cooncil workers...

How dare you say that, are you living in the 70's :lol: :lol: :lol:


I'll get me coat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 February, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
I just lost a tenner.Its peanuts and i have lost a LOT more than that before out of my pocket but its still annoying.I lost 600 quid once all in new 50 pound notes which was painful.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 February, 2010, 08:02:30 PM
I've got a new PC and NOTHING BLOODY WORKS PROPERLY! Apple have stolen back my last three months of purcahses (any tips on retrieving these?)and i-tunes also says it's not installed properly and needs to be reinstalled if I want to burn disks - I've now installed it 3 times and it still won't have it. My CF card reader tells me I must format my disk, whic would mean losing all the photos on it, but trying this with a blank card and the formating fails anyway. My Dell all-in-one printer scanner isn't supported by windows 7 so I'll need a new scanner (all my other hardware required download of new drivers, but none available for this).

It's driving me potty as I haven't a clue about computers!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 26 February, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 February, 2010, 12:53:23 AM
Okami is better than Zelda anyways.
I can't tell when you're joking or not, but I agree anyway.
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 26 February, 2010, 09:35:06 AM
Fucking snow means fucking roads cloased whcih means I won't get fucking home to see by children this weekend.
Fuck.
That's rough. Where do you have to stay? I hope your work is picking up the tab.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 February, 2010, 04:13:20 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 24 February, 2010, 12:59:00 AM
Life Spugs because I have cut my thum 12 times today on a scaple whilst making one of my model kits, >:( and this is the blunt one my mum's looking round the house for the sharp one so if you dont see any more posts from me its problay because I'm having my fingers and thums reattached. :D
You have both a blunt thumb and a sharp thumb?  And ones that can be lost so parental figures have to assist in their recovery.

Kids these days, eh?  Why can't you get a nose-ring like any other teenager instead of getting "Inspector Gadget-like" digits?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 27 February, 2010, 10:03:00 AM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 27 February, 2010, 04:13:20 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 24 February, 2010, 12:59:00 AM
Life Spugs because I have cut my thum 12 times today on a scaple whilst making one of my model kits, >:( and this is the blunt one my mum's looking round the house for the sharp one so if you dont see any more posts from me its problay because I'm having my fingers and thums reattached. :D
You have both a blunt thumb and a sharp thumb?  And ones that can be lost so parental figures have to assist in their recovery.

Kids these days, eh?  Why can't you get a nose-ring like any other teenager instead of getting "Inspector Gadget-like" digits?

You have no idr how funny I found this.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 02 March, 2010, 11:15:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 26 February, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
I just lost a tenner.Its peanuts and i have lost a LOT more than that before out of my pocket but its still annoying.I lost 600 quid once all in new 50 pound notes which was painful.



Next time your going tolose money... could you do it next to me please? I could do with some...  Thanks  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 March, 2010, 11:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 02 March, 2010, 11:15:11 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 26 February, 2010, 07:52:20 PM
I just lost a tenner.Its peanuts and i have lost a LOT more than that before out of my pocket but its still annoying.I lost 600 quid once all in new 50 pound notes which was painful.



Next time your going tolose money... could you do it next to me please? I could do with some...  Thanks  :D

There are half a dozen other instances like that as well but 600 was the most i have lost out of my pocket.

Carelessness costs money.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 March, 2010, 09:11:49 PM
There airing the original gundam series and its sequel Zeta gundam officially but sadly its only till the 25th of this month.  :'(

also there relasing the gundam unicorn on the 12th its exclucive to amazon.com and its reagon free so its a world wide thing only problem is its on bloody blu-ray and not on DVD that means im stuck as I dont have a blu-ray player.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 04 March, 2010, 11:28:26 PM
My Jet Pack doesn't actually function.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 March, 2010, 11:51:41 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 04 March, 2010, 11:28:26 PM
My Jet Pack doesn't actually function.

So I'm Guessing that it really really hurt when you jumped off that building you used to test out your jet pack.  :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2010, 12:45:22 AM
It goes everywhere.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2010, 11:36:15 PM
Edge gave Final Fantasy 13 5/10. They did this specifically to upset me like they do all the time and I may just have to kill them.

Also Smallville is getting a 10th season.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 06 March, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
I'm not entirely stupid.  I tested it by trying to take off from the ground.  I often wonder why people who think they can fly don't take this simple precaution rather than jumping off a twenty storey building.

10th Season? - I stalled at 7 and even that was going above and beyond the call of duty.  I actually thought it had a quaint appeall when it started (and some hot girls) so stuck with iut even as it got progressively worse - my thinking was it'll run to about 5 seasons and then end and I'll have a complete collection.  But then it just kept going and getting worse and worse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 March, 2010, 03:23:03 PM
I dont have 50,000 to spare at present for a 2005 Aston Martin DB9 with only 12,800 miles on the clock.An absolute bargain.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260541930699&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
The fact that I don't have £50,000 to spare for a 2005 Aston Martin is more of a 'minor impediment' for me!

:lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 March, 2010, 04:04:38 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
The fact that I don't have £50,000 to spare for a 2005 Aston Martin is more of a 'minor impediment' for me!

:lol:

I suppose "life spugs" was an exaggeration but only a little bit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
I suppose one could argue life spugs (a bit) that there are some people who do have that sort of money sloshing around whereas you and I don't. The reasons for that are, of course, substantially structural and not entirely the result of random chance.

At least neither of us lives on a rubbish tip outside Sao Paulo.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 07 March, 2010, 05:07:04 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
At least neither of us lives on a rubbish tip outside Sao Paulo.
Why do you think my bloody postie is always late?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 March, 2010, 05:19:21 PM
At least it's nice and sunny in Sao Paolo.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 07 March, 2010, 05:21:55 PM
I found flying into Sao Paulo an awe inspiring experience. It stretches so far that you can't help but think of MC1.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 March, 2010, 05:27:29 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 04:20:04 PM
I suppose one could argue life spugs (a bit) that there are some people who do have that sort of money sloshing around whereas you and I don't. The reasons for that are, of course, substantially structural and not entirely the result of random chance.

At least neither of us lives on a rubbish tip outside Sao Paulo.

I blame the fucked up economy for my present lack of funds.That Aston Martin is totally frivolous and unpractical but i will have to buy a car later this year so i will settle for and be perfectly happy with either an Audi A4/A6 Quattro estate or a Volvo 850 and preferably diesel.My budget is 5,000.

Otherwise i will have to sell a painting. :lol:



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 March, 2010, 08:12:47 PM
Maidstone is in blackout, I have to leave for work soon and leave the family in the dark.
I would rather stay until power back on as Sam doesn't understand but work calls.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 March, 2010, 09:49:17 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(

Use the blood for red paint on your model. Happy days.






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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 March, 2010, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(

There is a technique, you know, for snipping model parts out of a plastic sprue without injuring yourself. In the first place, you put the thing down on a flat surface and press the knife down on the bit you want to 'snap' off. If you want any more information, just ask.
::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 March, 2010, 12:17:22 AM
Or you could get a thimble
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 March, 2010, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(

There is a technique, you know, for snipping model parts out of a plastic sprue without injuring yourself. In the first place, you put the thing down on a flat surface and press the knife down on the bit you want to 'snap' off. If you want any more information, just ask.
::)

its obvious that you have never made a Gundam or other Mobile suit kit as the bits that rarely need to be cut in a place that would come any where near the surface.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 March, 2010, 02:17:29 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 March, 2010, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(

There is a technique, you know, for snipping model parts out of a plastic sprue without injuring yourself. In the first place, you put the thing down on a flat surface and press the knife down on the bit you want to 'snap' off. If you want any more information, just ask.
::)

its obvious that you have never made a Gundam or other Mobile suit kit as the bits that rarely need to be cut in a place that would come any where near the surface.

Do you ever talk about anything other than Gundam and Mobile Suits ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 11:13:04 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 11 March, 2010, 02:17:29 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 01:10:13 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 March, 2010, 10:09:34 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2010, 09:29:25 PM
Life Spugs because I just hacked a chunk out of my thumb whilst makeing my Wing Zero modle kit today and am now unable to keep makeing it for now.  >:(

There is a technique, you know, for snipping model parts out of a plastic sprue without injuring yourself. In the first place, you put the thing down on a flat surface and press the knife down on the bit you want to 'snap' off. If you want any more information, just ask.
::)

its obvious that you have never made a Gundam or other Mobile suit kit as the bits that rarely need to be cut in a place that would come any where near the surface.

Do you ever talk about anything other than Gundam and Mobile Suits ?

yes im just on a Gundam DVD Marathron at the moment. Also I'm building the model kits of them. but if you want I could go on and on and on about Doctor Who or transformers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 March, 2010, 01:39:05 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 11:13:04 AM


yes im just on a Gundam DVD Marathron at the moment. Also I'm building the model kits of them. but if you want I could go on and on and on about Doctor Who or transformers.

No thanks but fair enough !

*

I have just lost some work because the building i was going to be working on has changed its management.It was pencilled in for the end of the month.Work is thin enough on the ground as it is.

One step forward - 2 steps back - i wonder why the fuck i bother - whats the point ? - etc etc etc ....

This lost contract was going to fund the making of moulds and finished products to begin my garden statuary enterprise.I can get the cash to fund it anyway but i wanted to fund it through my earnings.

Stupid Tossers. >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 11 March, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Life Spugs because my Gundam seed Part One Anime Legends Box set has an audio error on disk 5 and there is nothing wrong with the disk that I can see. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Edit

Dam another audio error just happen on the same episode. >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 March, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
Can't you return th dick?
Could it be that your lense on the disk player needs cleaning?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 11 March, 2010, 05:31:31 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 March, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
Can't you return th dick?

Best.

Typo.

EVAH.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 11 March, 2010, 07:18:03 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 11 March, 2010, 05:31:31 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 March, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
Can't you return th dick?

Best.

Typo.

EVAH.

Cheers

Jim

I don't know if there's a typo comp but that's such a wiener... sorry... winner...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 12 March, 2010, 05:14:04 AM
Life Spugs because of  Microsoft and their Updates I have been waiting a week watching a 1/100 Gundam Epyon on eBay it gets to the last 5 minuets when my lap top forced me to do the updates by turning off my internet so I did the bloody update praying to god that it would finish in time for me to get back to the action and put a bid in as this has been the first one I could have afforded to bid on I get back I'm putting my bid in less than a minute to go and as I'm putting my bid on Microsoft does it thing where it shuts down my internet to do a update WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT ! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOUR MONTHS TO GET A EPYON AND MICROSOFT DO THIS! I FEEL LIKE SENDING DEATH LETTERS TO EVERYONE INVOLED IN THE UPDATE PART OF MICROSOFT I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO SET THIS UP DATE SHOUD GO TO THE SPECIAL PART OF HELL RESERVED FOR THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 12 March, 2010, 06:49:14 AM
Oh whatever will you do?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 March, 2010, 10:29:19 AM
I know what I'll do: HIS MOM.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 March, 2010, 11:47:10 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 12 March, 2010, 05:14:04 AM
Microsoft does it thing where it shuts down my internet to do a update

Is that normal? My PC just lets me know that there are updates waiting, and then downloads and installs them when I shut down. I can choose to install them straight away, or I can choose to shut down without installing them, but it never interrupts my browsing to do it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 12:09:04 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 12 March, 2010, 05:14:04 AM
Life Spugs because of  Microsoft and their Updates I have been waiting a week watching a 1/100 Gundam Epyon on eBay it gets to the last 5 minuets when my lap top forced me to do the updates by turning off my internet so I did the bloody update praying to god that it would finish in time for me to get back to the action and put a bid in as this has been the first one I could have afforded to bid on I get back I'm putting my bid in less than a minute to go and as I'm putting my bid on Microsoft does it thing where it shuts down my internet to do a update WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT ! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOUR MONTHS TO GET A EPYON AND MICROSOFT DO THIS! I FEEL LIKE SENDING DEATH LETTERS TO EVERYONE INVOLED IN THE UPDATE PART OF MICROSOFT I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO SET THIS UP DATE SHOUD GO TO THE SPECIAL PART OF HELL RESERVED FOR THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

If there is a hell then there will be a reservation booked for Bill Gates.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 12 March, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 March, 2010, 11:47:10 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 12 March, 2010, 05:14:04 AM
Microsoft does it thing where it shuts down my internet to do a update

Is that normal? My PC just lets me know that there are updates waiting, and then downloads and installs them when I shut down. I can choose to install them straight away, or I can choose to shut down without installing them, but it never interrupts my browsing to do it.

Just my laptop does it its really annoying when it wants me to do an update it cuts my wireless out so I have to do the update and restart my com before I can keep browsing but what was worse was that Epyon was only £35 :'( now I'm only left with the made ones, half made ones and the super expensive ones for £159  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 March, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 12:09:04 PM
If there is a hell then there will be a reservation booked for Bill Gates.

I'm thinking his mind-numbing levels of philanthropy might get him bumped up to purgatory.  He's probably counting on it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 04:53:09 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 March, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 12:09:04 PM
If there is a hell then there will be a reservation booked for Bill Gates.

I'm thinking his mind-numbing levels of philanthropy might get him bumped up to purgatory.  He's probably counting on it.

Is that sarcasm ?

If its not sarcasm then your statement is correct because philanthropy has a double meaning where these Globalist billionaires are concerned.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 March, 2010, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 04:53:09 PM
If its not sarcasm then your statement is correct because philanthropy has a double meaning where these Globalist billionaires are concerned.

Well I'm no fan of Bill Gates, but he earned his dough the old-fashioned way (a bright idea and a ruthless business sense, rather than swindling it out of the rest of us as is the current fashion), and last I looked has given 30 billion to charity through a well-regarded foundation.  Nobody made him do it, and plenty don't, so despite cunning monopoly games an tax-dodges, he gets some merit badges from me.  Plus I loved Windows 3.1, that was a corker.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 March, 2010, 05:37:31 PM
I think there's a facebook fan group for Windows 3.1 - very popular.  Mmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 05:52:39 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 March, 2010, 05:32:27 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 04:53:09 PM
If its not sarcasm then your statement is correct because philanthropy has a double meaning where these Globalist billionaires are concerned.

Well I'm no fan of Bill Gates, but he earned his dough the old-fashioned way (a bright idea and a ruthless business sense, rather than swindling it out of the rest of us as is the current fashion), and last I looked has given 30 billion to charity through a well-regarded foundation.  Nobody made him do it, and plenty don't, so despite cunning monopoly games an tax-dodges, he gets some merit badges from me.  Plus I loved Windows 3.1, that was a corker.

Are you talking about the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation ?

:lol: :lol:

You havent done your research.Bill Gates is an avowed Eugenicist and the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation gave 30 billion to a Racist eugenics organisation called Planned Parenthood.Planned Parenthood was established by Margaret Sanger and IIRC Bill Gates father was also part of Planned Parenthood as well.Africans are more often than not on the receiving end of Bill Gates philanthropy - translate to population reduction.

Google Bill Gates/Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation - Eugenics.There is plenty of information available.

I find it to be distasteful in the extreme so i will NEVER buy Microsoft products EVER.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 12 March, 2010, 05:56:02 PM
Windows 3.1? I can remember 'Word Perfect', just.








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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 March, 2010, 06:39:30 PM
WordPerfect was, well, perfect.  Until I used the new improved MS Word which was perfecter.  But it took SOOOOO long.  Now, Lotus 123, THAT was the white heat of tech.....  Halcyon days.....

Life spugs because I just signed up for Twitter and I don't know why....  Naturally I'm following Stephen Fry, can't wait to hear about his poos.  No idea WHY I've done it.  Just have.  Very odd.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 March, 2010, 07:55:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 05:52:39 PMa Racist eugenics organisation called Planned Parenthood.Planned Parenthood was established by Margaret Sanger and IIRC Bill Gates father was also part of Planned Parenthood as well.Africans are more often than not on the receiving end of Bill Gates philanthropy - translate to population reduction.

Bollocks, I'm not having that. Contraception and AIDS prevention are a million miles from Eugenics. The original founder of planned parenthood may have supported dodgy eugenics theories in the 1920s (as did a lot of people), but the work it does has empowered millions of women ever since. Without control over conception, billions of women around the  world have no control over their lives. And when myths abound that sex with a virgin will cure AIDS, or when actual government ministers espouse herbal remedies and fucking massages as a cure for AIDS, proper education about condoms is invaluable.

Yes, Africans are more often "on the receiving end". That'll be the poverty, starvation and  AIDS then. Western nations, with falling birthrates and whizz-bang health systems, tend not to need such assistance.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 March, 2010, 07:55:02 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 05:52:39 PMa Racist eugenics organisation called Planned Parenthood.Planned Parenthood was established by Margaret Sanger and IIRC Bill Gates father was also part of Planned Parenthood as well.Africans are more often than not on the receiving end of Bill Gates philanthropy - translate to population reduction.

Bollocks, I'm not having that. Contraception and AIDS prevention are a million miles from Eugenics. The original founder of planned parenthood may have supported dodgy eugenics theories in the 1920s (as did a lot of people), but the work it does has empowered millions of women ever since. Without control over conception, billions of women around the  world have no control over their lives. And when myths abound that sex with a virgin will cure AIDS, or when actual government ministers espouse herbal remedies and fucking massages as a cure for AIDS, proper education about condoms is invaluable.

Yes, Africans are more often "on the receiving end". That'll be the poverty, starvation and  AIDS then. Western nations, with falling birthrates and whizz-bang health systems, tend not to need such assistance.

Maybe i wasnt being specific enough for you but its obvious that i wouldnt be sitting here typing words to the effect of contraception that empowers women is wrong as what i am talking about is additional to traditional methods of contraception and sex education.There isnt anything unacceptable about that and it doesnt strictly fall under the remit of eugenics mostly because the women are empowered as you say because choice is involved.Alternatively birth control is the *acceptable thin* end of the wedge of eugenics.If Planned Parenthood have done valueable work then i am not negating that.



Anyway i am not here to argue with you about it so look it up yourself or dont but how ironic is it that Bill and Melinda Gates give cash to an organisation called The Alliance For A Green Revolution In Africa [AGRA][Rockefeller] that will open up Africa to exploitation by Monsanto as they spread their GMO seeds all over Africa.Very nice....

This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 01:04:02 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
Anyway i am not here to argue with you about it so look it up yourself or dont but how ironic is it that Bill and Melinda Gates give cash to an organisation called The Alliance For A Green Revolution In Africa [AGRA][Rockefeller] that will open up Africa to exploitation by Monsanto as they spread their GMO seeds all over Africa.Very nice....

This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.

Nah, go on, it's the 'Life Spugs' thread, let 'er rip.  I know bugger-all about the Gates Foundation, beyond the fact that amongst  the charity circles in which I've had occasion to move its policy of transparent accounting and funding criteria are a cause of pure terror.  Also, a billionaire giving away his fortune is not an everyday event.

Coming from an Irish background where the first condom I ever saw was in a machine in a train station in Bournemouth when I was 19 while on route to shag my then-girlfriend (thank you Grud), college authorities were still seizing them from the Student's Union when I was 20, and my two best friends growing up came from families of 7 and 9 respectively, I'm favorably disposed to planned parenthood.  I'm also favourably disposed to the necessity of the Green Revolution which is not the same thing as patenetd GM crops.  So I could use some convincing.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 March, 2010, 01:42:49 AM
You should only post under the influence from now on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 March, 2010, 02:18:22 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 01:04:02 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
Anyway i am not here to argue with you about it so look it up yourself or dont but how ironic is it that Bill and Melinda Gates give cash to an organisation called The Alliance For A Green Revolution In Africa [AGRA][Rockefeller] that will open up Africa to exploitation by Monsanto as they spread their GMO seeds all over Africa.Very nice....

This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.

Nah, go on, it's the 'Life Spugs' thread, let 'er rip.  I know bugger-all about the Gates Foundation, beyond the fact that amongst  the charity circles in which I've had occasion to move its policy of transparent accounting and funding criteria are a cause of pure terror.  Also, a billionaire giving away his fortune is not an everyday event.

Coming from an Irish background where the first condom I ever saw was in a machine in a train station in Bournemouth when I was 19 while on route to shag my then-girlfriend (thank you Grud), college authorities were still seizing them from the Student's Union when I was 20, and my two best friends growing up came from families of 7 and 9 respectively, I'm favorably disposed to planned parenthood.  I'm also favourably disposed to the necessity of the Green Revolution which is not the same thing as patenetd GM crops.  So I could use some convincing.




What i find disturbing when i read up on all this stuff online is just how much Eugenics seems to be making a comeback and is being promulgated and repackaged and openly talked about on the world stage by all these billionaires like Gates and Ted Turner.They OPENLY talk about "population reduction" using the pretext of Enviromentalism.I have done a lot of reading up on all this stuff and its a very negative subject matter and whats more the same names and corporate foundations that are all Rockefeller affiliated does not make pleasent reading.


Of course there is a polarity with Eugenics between Positive Eugenics and Negative Eugenics and so there are obviously positive sides to it like screening out terminal or degenerative illnesses through genetics for example.This is not what i am talking about but i am talking specifically about Negative eugenics and that either if it is being practised or just reading about it can take you to some very dark places.



Like i said i am favorably disposed to contraception and a green revolution but i am not favorably disposed to AGRA or ANY of the activities of the likes of these narcissistic billionaires who have appointed themselves to preside over the planet.I know what these people are about.I spend hours reading up on it all because its my interest and i have been doing so for the last 10 years or actually to a lesser degree since 1995.

What is going on with the Bill Gates - Svalbard "Doomsday seed bank" ?

Who the fuck does this guy think he is ??

He cant even design decent secure stable software properly and there he is on the world stage backed by the likes of Warren Buffet and Ted Turner and Rockefellers with a solution for everything  it seems like he is going to save the planet.GTFO.In short i detest Bill Gates.He is a Hack who is not qualified to be presiding over vaccination programmes in Africa.He just annoys me intensely and i see right through his affable Geek exterior.Dont be fooled by it.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 07:30:51 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 13 March, 2010, 01:42:49 AM
You should only post under the influence from now on.

I'll see what I can do. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 March, 2010, 01:48:49 PM
I was very slightly under the influence of alcohol but only very slightly.Perhaps i wouldnt have talked about that kind of subject matter otherwise.I was dreading some kind of backlash as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
Oh Tordelback, I really wished you hadn't egged him on! After all, Peterwolf said it best himself here:

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.

I really don't know what control over reproduction Bill Gates is promoting through his philanthropic donations, but anything short of sterilization is emphatically not eugenics. I have no problem at all with the promotion of condom use, especially in Africa where HIV infection is so common. Contraception is always controversial because it is generally the poorest and least well educated people of the world, and the poorest people in industrialized countries, who need to be given the most help to take control of their own reproductive capacities. Part of the problem for public relations is when those tasked with promoting contraception don't trust poor people to be reponsible enough to play an active part in controlling their own fertility, which leads social policy and health professionals to over-emphasize long-term fixes like implants and intra-uterine devices.

Did you see the most recent government information film in the UK? All it talks about is IUDs, implants and the pill, making contraception exclusively a woman's responsibility. Condoms are not mentioned once, except in the form of a bit of hard to read text at the end, and it implies that what condoms are for is prevented STIs, not babies. Where pills are mentioned, it's in the context of a lot of fiddling around having to do contraception every day - what a chore - so you'd be better of with something that lasts, and has to be administered by a health worker. "Contraception - you're just crap and useless, so get it done for you" seems to be the underlying message.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 02:04:45 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
Oh Tordelback, I really wished you hadn't egged him on! After all, Peterwolf said it best himself here:

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.

Yes, sorry Usher and Peter, and all innocent passers-by, I do try to start the stupidest arguments while drunk - even more than when I'm sober.  Be glad you missed the heated debate I had earlier with some Welsh rugby fans over the etiquette of reading books in a pub...  

Let the scheduled spuggery resume!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 March, 2010, 02:06:40 PM
Usher, I am in total agreement there.

Now, let's get the POPE to endorse condom use as much as Bill Gates does, eh?  Might even help stop all those Catholics in the developing world dying of AIDS, eh?

TordelBack: Just what IS the ettiquette of reading books in pubs, then?  It's something I'm reasonably fond of when the opportunity presents itself so I'd like to know.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 02:12:22 PM
I don't know where Welsh visitors get off telling Irish people they can't read books in their own pubs! I've never been to Ireland, but I'd always imagined it as one country where you might see people reading in city pubs. But, between not always having a book on the go, and spending hardly any time in pubs, reading in a pub isn't something I'd expect to see myself doing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 March, 2010, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 02:04:45 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 01:55:49 PM
Oh Tordelback, I really wished you hadn't egged him on! After all, Peterwolf said it best himself here:

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 12 March, 2010, 10:14:41 PM
This is just one example and i have indepth knowledge of the subject but this isnt the place to expand upon it.

Yes, sorry Usher and Peter, and all innocent passers-by, I do try to start the stupidest arguments while drunk - even more than when I'm sober.  Be glad you missed the heated debate I had earlier with some Welsh rugby fans over the etiquette of reading books in a pub...  

Let the scheduled spuggery resume!

You dont need to apologise as i chose to reply and didnt i start it anyway ?


Anyway i am tired of hearing all this malthusian/eugenics talk that i keep hearing about lately and the controversy of which there is a lot is when Bill Gates talks openly about population reduction through vaccinations as he did very recently.

Anyway enough.

*

What is wrong with reading a book in a pub ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 03:12:08 PM
I just did a bit of a Google search about Bill Gates and depopulation, but I couldn't find a reputable news source on the first couple of pages of hits, just a lot of conspiracy theory nutjob sites, so I added 'youtube' into my search terms to see if I could find what their analysis is based on. On youtube most of the clips of Bill Gates's speeches are posted up and annotated by right-wing conspiracy nutjobs and rednecks talking about the Illuminati, planned genocide and how man-made climate change is a myth. There's an awful lot about how medicine is bad for you, especially vaccination, and that Bill Gates is just fronting a big, covert extermination machine.

It is well known that Bill Gates likes to spend his money on vaccinating children and adults against communicable and potentially fatal illnesses. His vision for a reduction in the world's population includes everyone living longer and healthier and having fewer children, through the combined interventions of vaccination, contraceptive technology and improved healthcare. This somehow gets translated by his critics into "vaccines that are actually a form of lethal injection."

I seriously doubt it is worth anybody's time and energy getting worked up into a frenzy about how Bill Gates is trying to kill us all so there's more of the world free for him to enjoy by himself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 March, 2010, 04:33:54 PM

Yes alright then .

You are right and i am wrong.

Not much point discussing the subject with you then is there going by your glib dismissive response.However its hardly my fault that the mainstream media which you are referring to by "reputable news sources" wont comment or report on the subject instead of what you describe as "conspiracy theory nutjob sites".I also like your dismissive response that describes commentary by "right wing conspiracy nutjobs and rednecks" so therefore by default i must fall into that category as well.

Thanks very much for that.

Dont ever bother discussing or debating subjects with me again ever.Just so you know as i wouldnt want you to waste your own time or mine.Also dont ever talk about others "egging me on" either because it doesnt work like that as i could have just as easily not posted any comments at all but in this instance i chose to.I could just as easily have ignored you.

See you later.

BTW this comment doesnt require a response from you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 March, 2010, 05:30:17 PM
Life spugs because (get the impression I'm pretending something didn't just happen?  That I'm trying to gloss over things and drag us back on topic?  Very astute) having INVENTED the ubersausage (ok, maybe someone else has had the idea before, but I've never heard of it) I now realise I can never indulge in it.  It is too meaty, large and intrusive for my belly parts. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
Mike, that's a whole gallery of images I can't begin to deal with.

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 13 March, 2010, 02:06:40 PM
TordelBack: Just what IS the ettiquette of reading books in pubs, then?  It's something I'm reasonably fond of when the opportunity presents itself so I'd like to know.

I used to do it all the time, back when I was a lot more of a drinker, and I wouldn't have been the only one.  One of life's great pleasures, a quiet pub, a pint, S&V crisps, and a good book or crossword. Better yet if there's a beer garden involved.  On this particular occasion, I was waiting for a friend, was there with the explicit brief of drinking a lot and talking about important stuff, and I really wasn't in the humour for joshing about rugby or giving directions to the best kebab place, so out came the book.  Apparently this was the opposite of the 'leave me alone' signal I had hoped for.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 March, 2010, 10:26:10 PM
Its quite ironic how the welsh rugby players consider it to be rude to read a book in a pub instead of talking to them yet they obviously dont realise how rude it is to bother someone they dont know in a pub who is wanting to be left alone or is waiting for someone else. ::)

If i am waiting in a pub for someone or i have just gone there for a drink and a bite to eat i would always buy an Evening Standard to read in the pub as i always feel a bit weird just sitting there nursing a pint because you dont look so weird sitting there on your own if you are reading.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 14 March, 2010, 05:37:14 PM
Rugby players at university were mostly hard drinkers with no personality.  I found their company very dull.  I found living in the same building as them even worse. 

Although I did used to date a member of the medics women's rugby team who was neither rude nor dull.  She didnt drink much, so maybe THAT'S the unifying factor. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 March, 2010, 06:09:15 PM
I always found sporty types to be deviod of personality apart from being loud and boorish especially Rugger-Buggers.

Not my scene man.

Last time i was in Bath the pubs were always full of university rugby player types.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 14 March, 2010, 06:14:27 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2010, 10:05:08 PM
One of life's great pleasures, a quiet pub, a pint, S&V crisps, and a good book or crossword.

I'm in total agreement with Mr. Back, except cheese & onion crisps for me. I do love sitting in a quite corner of a nice pub with a great book. I did get some odd looks when I was doing the same thing in Australia.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 14 March, 2010, 06:45:56 PM
QuoteI'm in total agreement with Mr. Back, except cheese & onion crisps for me. I do love sitting in a quite corner of a nice pub with a great book. I did get some odd looks when I was doing the same thing in Australia. 

I imagine pubs in Australia to be a bit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 15 March, 2010, 12:45:18 PM
Ah, reading in pubs! It's been a long while...

One of my favourite memories is of sitting in The Skeff one afternoon on Eyre Square in Galway, 4 issues of LOEG volume one to read, (having just bought ish 3 & 4 in the comic shop down the street), Mrs Mikey reading Maus, nice pints, empty pub - fuckin aces!

But what the jeebus were you doing TB? On a match day?!

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 March, 2010, 12:56:37 PM
Mikey, I don't follow the 'fantastical field sports', as Archbishop Croke wisely put it, and particularly not the hateful ones I was forced to play as a nipper, so wasn't aware of the game's imminence.  Also, this was the day before, and I had purposefully selected a pub without TV or music.  

I should point out that the Welsh lads were perfectly good fun, I just wasn't really in the mood for explaining myself to a dozen drunken furriners.  Not more than the three times I tried it, anyhow.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 March, 2010, 05:53:00 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 March, 2010, 03:12:08 PM

I seriously doubt it is worth anybody's time and energy getting worked up into a frenzy about how Bill Gates is trying to kill us all so there's more of the world free for him to enjoy by himself.

I feel like i over-reacted to your comment but i cant delete my comment unfortunately.

My apologies to you.

However i still stand by what i said about the subject previously.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 March, 2010, 06:30:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 15 March, 2010, 05:53:00 PM
I feel like i over-reacted to your comment but i cant delete my comment unfortunately.

My apologies to you.

See House of Usher,the benefits of your new status!  If I'm not being presumptuous saying that, obviously sir, I wouldn't want to offend a gentleman like yourself, not in any way sir, I mean to say if I have caused you any trouble I'm most heartily sorry...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 15 March, 2010, 06:32:51 PM
I'm with TB on this.  Sports events often surprise me.  I'll be sitting in a pub, reading quietly with a coke or tea, and over 20 minutes everything will get louder, busier and all-together unpleasant.  I don't keep up with the events so my calender is never marked.  

If I AM somehow aware of a football game beforehand, I make a point to stay in.  Loathe it all and the attitude it provokes in many of the supporters.  This is by no means ALL of them, but the large sub-section who take it as an excuse to get drunk, belligerent and tribal ruin any fun that might be picked up by osmosis from the REST of the crowd for me.  Easier to stay in and be quietly annoyed about having the option to go out somewhat taken out of my hands.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 March, 2010, 06:34:09 PM
Since when is Eugenics bad anyways?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 March, 2010, 06:36:15 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 15 March, 2010, 06:34:09 PM
Since when is Eugenics bad anyways?

You make a powerful argument for it, Roger.   ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 March, 2010, 06:41:04 PM
Yeah, I did make a powerful argument. I said "Tordelback" and everyone agreed with me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 March, 2010, 06:55:59 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 15 March, 2010, 06:41:04 PM
Yeah, I did make a powerful argument. I said "Tordelback" and everyone agreed with me.

While it's true that I am the product of a successful breeding programme aimed at creating a sexual athlete with genius-level mental abilities, I'm still flattered that you took the time to confirm this by plebiscite.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 March, 2010, 08:03:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 15 March, 2010, 05:53:00 PM
I feel like i over-reacted to your comment but i cant delete my comment unfortunately.

Cheers, Peter, I appreciate it. Let those comments stand; I'm fine with them, and I'm sorry for wearing my irritation on my sleeve. For what it's worth, I did look further into the issue after reading those comments, and I did find some reputable news sources critical of Bill Gates's enthusiasm for vaccination programmes and AIDS treatments, which I could go into (but might not! - The Guardian, and the Los Angeles Times from 2007), and the analysis there is a lot more temperate than much of the other online coverage, which relies upon preferred and inferential readings of Bill Gates's public pronouncements.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-gates16dec16,1,7781791.story (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-gates16dec16,1,7781791.story)
I'm sure we can move on from this topic. If it surfaces again, so be it, but let's not get bogged down by it; I'm not going for the last word here, just setting out my position.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 15 March, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 15 March, 2010, 06:32:51 PM
I'm with TB on this.  Sports events often surprise me.  I'll be sitting in a pub, reading quietly with a coke or tea, and over 20 minutes everything will get louder, busier and all-together unpleasant.  I don't keep up with the events so my calender is never marked.  

If I AM somehow aware of a football game beforehand, I make a point to stay in.  Loathe it all and the attitude it provokes in many of the supporters.  This is by no means ALL of them, but the large sub-section who take it as an excuse to get drunk, belligerent and tribal ruin any fun that might be picked up by osmosis from the REST of the crowd for me.  Easier to stay in and be quietly annoyed about having the option to go out somewhat taken out of my hands.

Tribalism and belligerence are about half of the point of football.
And I love it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 15 March, 2010, 10:56:14 PM
My best friend's father... (who has been suffering from Prostate cancer for over 5 years)took a sudden down turn in his health last Saturday.

According to the Doctor the family saw this afternoon he now has only about two weeks to live.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 March, 2010, 02:02:09 PM
Quote from: brendan1 on 15 March, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
Tribalism and belligerence are about half of the point of football.
And I love it.
Yuk.  

Living vaguely near Wembley on a tube line that runs straight TO it, whenever a football game is on there, the streets get clogged up with cars attempting to park out here after arriving from up north.  That's another lifelong reason to loathe football.  Never had an encounter with one of the fans on my highstreet when they weren't drunk and rude.

Sorry to hear your news, Doc.  My mum finally died of cancer back in October after, ooooh years (and three other seperate infections from the Big C that she managed to beat back).  So my sympathies are with you.  Horrible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 16 March, 2010, 04:51:51 PM
Thanks for your thoughts Mike...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 16 March, 2010, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 16 March, 2010, 02:02:09 PM
Quote from: brendan1 on 15 March, 2010, 08:24:58 PM
Tribalism and belligerence are about half of the point of football.
And I love it.
Yuk.  

Living vaguely near Wembley on a tube line that runs straight TO it, whenever a football game is on there, the streets get clogged up with cars attempting to park out here after arriving from up north.  That's another lifelong reason to loathe football.  Never had an encounter with one of the fans on my highstreet when they weren't drunk and rude.


Oh dear God. I don't mean hideous England fans. I'm from Liverpool.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 March, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
I'm talking about the lot of you.  Gah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 16 March, 2010, 08:56:28 PM
Sorry to hear about your troubles. Not really a lot you can say in these situations, but wishing you the best, if you see what I mean.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 16 March, 2010, 09:12:08 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 16 March, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
I'm talking about the lot of you.  Gah!

I have been on a tube train in London with carriages stuffed full of pissed and loud and obnoxious Arsenal supporters a couple of times on match days when Arsenal were still playing at Highbury.

There was a lesson in there somewhere......

However i wont mention the incident with the lone Arsenal supporter that i was in the same tube train as once but my escape was just like in a film when someone leaves the train just as the doors are closing. :lol:

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 March, 2010, 09:16:22 PM
Curse it.  The only bad thing about living in Stanmore is match days when some northern team is playing at Wembley (they don't pass my way when coming from the east, south or west).  Utterly vile.  MOre than made up for by being a nice place though. 

And oddly watching football at home with my brother and his daughter is kind of ok.  I get to doodle to keep the younger kids occupied.  Sweet.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 16 March, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
Me and my girlfriend are suffering a rather nasty campaign of harassment right now. As the person responsible is a lurker on this message board, I'm giving them a chance to stop it now, or I'm going to the police. I mean it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 16 March, 2010, 10:12:22 PM
The FUCK?

Sorry to hear that, Ben. Cut it out, dickwad.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 March, 2010, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: satchmo on 16 March, 2010, 10:08:42 PM
Me and my girlfriend are suffering a rather nasty campaign of harassment right now.

Some people seriously need to get a new hobby (and this coming from me).  Chin up Satch, keep your eyes on the prize. 


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 16 March, 2010, 10:29:55 PM
Go to the police anyway Ben.

And whoever you are, get a fucking life.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 17 March, 2010, 08:51:08 AM
WTF: Ben- go to the authorities. That sort of thing is seriously messed up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2010, 09:48:06 AM
What they said, Ben. Police.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 March, 2010, 09:55:42 AM
Just go to the police and don't put anything else up on here, until it's sorted. Those sort of people love to be acknowledged and when they see this they'll be loving it (sadly) so it's better to report the individual.
All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 March, 2010, 09:57:17 AM
The wankhole HAD a chance when they DECIDED to harrass someone.  Police immediately.  They've HAD their chance and they still chose to be a fuckstick.  Get the authorities involved.  

Depressingly this sort of thing happens more often than one would think.  Anyone else who finds themselves in this situation would do well to involve the cops too.  And that's the way to look at it, Satch.  If someone ELSE were to post, what would you tell them to do?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 March, 2010, 12:57:44 PM
I agrea Police Police Police.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 March, 2010, 02:40:25 PM
Stop your BS whoever you are or i will trace you through your IP address and you will be reported as missing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 17 March, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
As if you didn't hove other things to be thinking about, Satchmo. Hopefully everything will be sorted out now. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 March, 2010, 04:46:26 PM
That's a VERY odd way to say "I'm sorry and I won't do it again Mr Satch", Gav...... ;p
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 17 March, 2010, 06:45:58 PM
Report it to the police Satch, there's never any need for that kind of behaviour
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 17 March, 2010, 07:18:17 PM
Want me to lean on 'em, Ben?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 March, 2010, 07:35:18 PM
That's just Grim Satch. Whoever it is, is a fucking coward and needs to be dealt with severely.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 March, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
My sister is coming home tomorrow. ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 March, 2010, 11:57:43 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 18 March, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
My sister is coming home tomorrow. ::)

We've all shagged her mom  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 19 March, 2010, 12:35:17 AM
So has SHE.  And we've all seen it in that video Roger's sig used to link to.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 19 March, 2010, 10:07:57 AM
'Cos i can now no longer make HiEx.

An American executive is visiting work that weekend and my presense is required.

Had this booked for months and with one week to go...

Incandecent with pure rage.

Dunk!

PS. just cancelled a single room for Fri-Sun at the Ramada Inverness if anyone wants to jump in my grave. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 March, 2010, 10:10:43 AM
Quote from: Dunk! on 19 March, 2010, 10:07:57 AM
'Cos i can now no longer make HiEx.

An American executive is visiting work that weekend and my presense is required.

Had this booked for months and with one week to go...

Incandecent with pure rage.

Dunk!

PS. just cancelled a single room for Fri-Sun at the Ramada Inverness if anyone wants to jump in my grave. :)

Fuck that!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 19 March, 2010, 11:41:40 AM
ARSEHOLES!

Sorry to hear that, Dunk.  We'll have to meet at the next one.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 19 March, 2010, 04:24:36 PM
Aww, Dunk! the buggers, that doesn't at all sound fair or right... shit like this is why I'm glad I work for myself. We'll miss you, see you in Bristol and/or Brum though?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 19 March, 2010, 05:04:05 PM
I sent Mr Gloady a badge in the post to wear on Hell-trek, the mother-funting postie would appear to have stolen it.

Oh and it can't just be me who thinks the new pepsi max advert in which three guys pretend the world's about to end so one of them can get laid is exceptionally creepy right? I don't think acting like a sex offender is the best image Pepsi could have chosen to attatch to people who buy their drink
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 March, 2010, 05:11:22 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 19 March, 2010, 05:04:05 PM

Oh and it can't just be me who thinks the new pepsi max advert in which three guys pretend the world's about to end so one of them can get laid is exceptionally creepy right? I don't think acting like a sex offender is the best image Pepsi could have chosen to attatch to people who buy their drink

MMMMMMMmmmmmm......the acrid chemical taste of Aspartame laced Pepsi Max !!!!

NO SUGAR !!!

MAXIMUM ASPARTAME !!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 19 March, 2010, 06:32:30 PM
Yeah, that advert is creepier than a paedo convention.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 19 March, 2010, 06:55:51 PM
I think the generation after mine somehow managed to reach adulthood without having been taught anything at all about sexual politics. I don't know how it happened, but I half feel sorry for them and half envy them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 March, 2010, 10:58:47 PM
Mum borrowed a pound off me so she could get the Daily Mail for the offer where you get a bunch of (inevitably gross) flowers. Now when I go to Boots for lunch tomorrow I'll have to break into a £10 note.



Fuck you, mum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 March, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
Never lend ANYONE money to buy the Daily Mail.

Drink, drugs, explosives, fine, but that's just sick.



EDIT: Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: blakaam kaplow on 19 March, 2010, 11:44:34 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 19 March, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?
And what can you get there for a pound?

My local pharmacy, won't feed me
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 March, 2010, 11:55:06 PM
You can get any of their range of sandwiches, wraps or salds, a drink (coke, red bull, lucozade, dr. pepper, fanta, you name it) and a dessert or packet of crisps for £2.99.

I the fuck go to Boots for lunch.

I only have £2 in coinage at the mo.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 March, 2010, 07:42:45 AM
Yeah, have to agree with Roger (urrrgh I feel ill) - Boots lunch deal is insanely good value.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 March, 2010, 12:08:48 PM
's true.  Roger's right.  THIS ONE TIME.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 March, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 19 March, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
EDIT: Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?

People who work in shops and offices, obviously!  :lol:

A sandwich, a drink and a cake or yoghurt for £3 sounds pretty good to me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 March, 2010, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 20 March, 2010, 01:08:30 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 19 March, 2010, 11:33:07 PM
EDIT: Who the fuck goes to Boots for lunch?

People who work in shops and offices, obviously!  :lol:

A sandwich, a drink and a cake or yoghurt for £3 sounds pretty good to me.

Thats if you dont mind prepacked sandwiches with not much filling.

Not for me thanks.


I went into PretAManger the other day and it seems that they have stopped doing their Ploughmans[cheese-pickle-mayo-salad] sandwiches and they have reduced their range of sandwiches so its more like a coffee shop now than somewhere to get something to eat.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 March, 2010, 01:28:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 19 March, 2010, 05:11:22 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 19 March, 2010, 05:04:05 PM
Oh and it can't just be me who thinks the new pepsi max advert in which three guys pretend the world's about to end so one of them can get laid is exceptionally creepy right? I don't think acting like a sex offender is the best image Pepsi could have chosen to attatch to people who buy their drink
MMMMMMMmmmmmm......the acrid chemical taste of Aspartame laced Pepsi Max !!!!
An incredibly annoying advert. The bit at the end when they are prancing about in particular winds me up.

I find so many adverts are unmemorable. Even though I might've seen them before I can't remember what they are advertising until the end. Mind you, I often I switch to another channel before I find out what is being advertising. My little two fingers up to marketing/advertising. Bit hypocritical as my line of work is kind of connected. Back at college one ad man gave us a talk and he said "advertising is selling shit to suckers."

Golden age theory tells me that adverts aren't what they used to be: R-Whites lemonade, Hi-karate aftershave etc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 March, 2010, 01:50:32 PM
Life spugs because I can't get over this nihilistic slump. If air were in short supply and the world's supply was going to run out on Monday I don't think I'd freak out all that much. At least I wouldn't have to turn up to work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 20 March, 2010, 04:40:59 PM
Well there's no denying the sandwich range in Boots is prepackaged but you do get loads of filling in some of them.  I love the veggie carrot and hummous ones.  And you can get an innocent smoothie as part of the meal deal - which are almost a meal in their own right and, as mentioned before, good value as part of a £2-99 package.


My back hurts again.  And Mrs Tips keeps falling asleep while trying to watch LOST season 5. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 March, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 20 March, 2010, 04:40:59 PM
I love the veggie carrot and hummous ones.

My favourite!  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 March, 2010, 07:21:15 PM
So thats a recommendation then ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 March, 2010, 08:53:29 PM
I've had the carrot and hummous from Boots.  They're very good.  Not a filling I'd ever have thought of, but it works.  Boots sandwiches in general are pretty good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 March, 2010, 09:22:31 PM
Fuck boots. Chip cob £1.30. Great value for money.







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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: blakaam kaplow on 20 March, 2010, 10:09:53 PM
I'm sorry but the world has either gone mad or I have
Boots is a Pharmacy.
I go to the pharmacy to buy nail clippers, sticking plasters, toiletries and prescription medicine.
I don't buy food from a Pharmacy neither do I buy aspirin from the chip shop or petrol from Ikeia.
   
   I'm not criticizing your choice of eating establishment, I just don't believe Mr. Boots looked over the antiseptic racks of beauty products athletes foot medicine and clearasil  and thought 'I know what'd go well with these products; sandwiches!'

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 20 March, 2010, 10:39:37 PM
F***ing great post, blakaam!! I don't get it either!!  I've owned several food businesses in my time and I never considered selling car parts in any of them!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 March, 2010, 10:41:45 PM
I certainly wasn't buying food at your mom's house.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 21 March, 2010, 12:03:13 AM
Roger, the meme's been updated - it's YOUR mum.  Not ours.

And while I don't quite get WHY Boots sell sandwiches, I've been appreciative of it in the past when it was the only place remotely near a workplace I could get something to eat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 March, 2010, 12:48:08 AM
Bollocks, I'm sat here on the 509 near Camden with a broken down lorry waiting for recovery. It was looking like an easier than normal night as well.
Best I see what's on the iplayer  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: blakaam kaplow on 21 March, 2010, 01:11:37 AM
'your mom's house' is a meme? I thought memes had to include bad spelling and a cat


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 March, 2010, 02:46:21 AM
Quote from: blakaam kaplow on 20 March, 2010, 10:09:53 PM
I'm sorry but the world has either gone mad or I have
Boots is a Pharmacy. I'm not criticizing your choice of eating establishment, I just don't believe Mr. Boots looked over the antiseptic racks of beauty products athletes foot medicine and clearasil  and thought 'I know what'd go well with these products; sandwiches!'

Believe it or not, but from 1898 onwards, Boots was also a lending library. I have several books, purchased from charity shops, that once were borrowable from Boots stores.

"The Boots Book Lending service was established in 1898. Members paid a subscription and were able to borrow books: light romances and 'whodunnits' being the most popular. By 1938 Boots libraries were issuing 35 million books each year."

http://www.ambaile.org.uk/en/item/item_photograph.jsp?item_id=777

So not just beauty products, athlete's foot medicine and clearasil then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: blakaam kaplow on 21 March, 2010, 04:08:29 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 March, 2010, 02:46:21 AM
Believe it or not, but from 1898 onwards, Boots was also a lending library. I have several books, purchased from charity shops, that once were borrowable from Boots stores.
I don't believe it, I'm sorry I simply can't...

Even though the only other plausible explanation is some kind of elaborate conspiracy, by person or persons unknown to vastly exaggerate the available products at a pharmacy for some obscure, but probably sinister reason.
This is still more likely than hungry people with stubbed toes, unsightly rashes and acne getting all their shopping in one bloody store as well as picking up the latest Dan Brown.
It's mind boggling.
My mind has been boggled.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 March, 2010, 04:26:20 AM
Boots the booklenders.

:o

Truly mindblowing stuff especially compared to boring and mundane topics like the theory that the moon is a construct.Thats a wild out-there theory i have come across recently.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 March, 2010, 06:38:03 AM
I sat at Camden for 2 hours until all was sorted, well sort of!
The fitter came out did some stuff, said that the air pressure was okay and the vehicle was safe to drive back to the depot (90 minutes away) as it was a broken wire making the alarm sound. The only problem was that I had that bloody alarm sounding all the way back >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 March, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
Gregg's is better than Boots for lunch.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 March, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Gerbils have been fighting. One has had to be permanently rehoused in a cage of her own, and it's by no means certain the other two will be able to be reunited after being given recuperation time apart. Reuniting gerbils is complicated and fraught with danger.

:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 21 March, 2010, 11:07:13 PM
Watch Brief Encounter for Boots the booklenders evidence...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 22 March, 2010, 08:48:27 AM
For lunch, Cosh? For, lunch? Hmm. Having trouble tying Greggs in with lunch. Hmm.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 March, 2010, 10:05:41 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 March, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Reuniting gerbils is complicated and fraught with danger.

You know, I think you'll need a bull gerbil if your farm is going to turn a profit.  I can't imagine gerbil AI is an easy process, and with CAP reform imminent grants are only likely to fall.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 01:08:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 21 March, 2010, 04:26:20 AM
the theory that the moon is a construct.Thats a wild out-there theory i have come across recently.

:lol: Cool, I like that one - did they say who built it? was it Tom Cruise's Thetans, David Icke's lizards or the knights templar/masons/illuminati?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 22 March, 2010, 01:26:38 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 01:08:10 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 21 March, 2010, 04:26:20 AM
the theory that the moon is a construct.Thats a wild out-there theory i have come across recently.

:lol: Cool, I like that one - did they say who built it? was it Tom Cruise's Thetans, David Icke's lizards or the knights templar/masons/illuminati?

My money's on the Military Industrial Complex
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 22 March, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
But if the moon's a construct then why bother faking the landings?  SO confused.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 22 March, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
But if the moon's a construct then why bother faking the landings?  SO confused.....

The landings were real, but it was all a cover for routine maintenece work obviously!

I think this may be the nutjob in question: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html (http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 22 March, 2010, 06:41:16 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 March, 2010, 10:40:13 PM
Gerbils have been fighting. One has had to be permanently rehoused in a cage of her own, and it's by no means certain the other two will be able to be reunited after being given recuperation time apart. Reuniting gerbils is complicated and fraught with danger.

:(

But I always thought they were sociable animals...!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 March, 2010, 06:55:42 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 22 March, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
But if the moon's a construct then why bother faking the landings?  SO confused.....

The landings were real, but it was all a cover for routine maintenece work obviously!

I think this may be the nutjob in question: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html (http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html)

I think thats it but i cant recall exactly what i read but quite honestly it doesnt interest me very much and i couldnt care less if its real or not or if its made of cheese as there are more important things to think about.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 March, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
I think this may be the nutjob in question: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html (http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html)

That's an amazing piece of writing right there - it lures you in with the largely correct assertion that our Moon is one of the strangest bodies we know of (it is) and then produces a completely wrong list of what makes it so strange.  Grrrrrr. Mind you, they give the author 'credit' for influencing a generation of 'researchers', including Dan Brown....  Does even Dan Brown think Dan Brown is a 'researcher'?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 22 March, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
DAN BROWN AS A CREDIBLE ACADEMIC SOURCE?

[laughs hysterically for an hour, passes out]
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 22 March, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 March, 2010, 07:10:47 PM
Does even Dan Brown think Dan Brown is a 'researcher'?
I read an interview with him when his last book came out and he seems to genuinely believe his books are in some way educating people. He made a bizarre statement about not thinking a book was worthwhile if he hadn't learnt something from it. I'm fairly certain he meant it in the sense of knowing what the capital of New South Wales is or what mulching is rather than an insight into the human condition.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 March, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 22 March, 2010, 06:41:16 PM
But I always thought they were sociable animals...!

Oh, but they are. I made a mistake getting three; they're generally happier in pairs. In a pair only one can be dominant. With three there's room for doubt, and if one won't play ball they fight. It was simple to remove the unsuccessful challenger, but the strongest one got injured too. The third one kept grooming her and pissing her off, so we thought it best to isolate all three. They've all recovered now, but reuniting them means a lot of fussing about with split cages - you can't just chuck them back in together when the 'leader' has healed up. We're in the process of constructing a split tank.

And I've been persuaded to get a fourth now as company for the exile - so it'll be two split cages to construct!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 23 March, 2010, 12:06:10 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2010, 04:59:07 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 22 March, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
But if the moon's a construct then why bother faking the landings?  SO confused.....

The landings were real, but it was all a cover for routine maintenece work obviously!

I think this may be the nutjob in question: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html (http://www.newdawnmagazine.com/Article/Who_Built_the_Moon.html)

But there nothing compared to the the Flat Earth Society
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm (http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 March, 2010, 12:14:29 AM
Once he's demonstrated that the moon must be artificial, I love the way he dismisses God and aliens as too far fetched to be responsible, so by process of elimination "proving" that it must be human time travelers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 March, 2010, 12:18:04 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 23 March, 2010, 12:14:29 AM
Once he's demonstrated that the moon must be artificial, I love the way he dismisses God and aliens as too far fetched to be responsible, so by process of elimination "proving" that it must be human time travelers.

They knew how to build things properly in them days.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 March, 2010, 12:31:55 AM
There's something almost medieval about this so-called 'research.'
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 March, 2010, 02:27:32 AM

The brother of the father of my best friend lost his battle with asbestosis caused lung cancer 12 pm sunday.
Then, twelve hours later the father of my best friend lost his battle with postate cancer.

MEN, GET YOUR PROSTATE REMOVED.
it's just a time bomb lurking in your neither regions....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 March, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 March, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
And I've been persuaded to get a fourth now as company for the exile - so it'll be two split cages to construct!

I see robots.  I see big robots!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 March, 2010, 07:57:44 AM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 March, 2010, 02:27:32 AM
The brother of the father of my best friend lost his battle with asbestosis caused lung cancer 12 pm sunday.
Then, twelve hours later the father of my best friend lost his battle with postate cancer.

Sorry Doctor, didn't mean to follow your serious post with silliness.  That was a pretty grim day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 March, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
I can't build any more kits I have been waiting 3 droking weeks for my Gundam markers and hlj refuses to ship any of my order including the Gundam markers till the kit I preordered arrives in stock that's not till late next month and I need the Gundam markers to finish the kits I'm working on at the moment.  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 March, 2010, 10:09:57 AM
That's orrible news Doc.

I almost asked the doctors to cut out my man parts due to the pain last time I was in hospital. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 23 March, 2010, 10:19:00 AM
... the Bolt mobile is in the garage. 'think' it is a fuel filter, but It was dripping petrol. Here's hopin gfor a swift, and reasonably priced recovery. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 March, 2010, 04:47:25 PM
Thanks fella's...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 March, 2010, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 23 March, 2010, 07:43:21 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 March, 2010, 11:06:34 PM
And I've been persuaded to get a fourth now as company for the exile - so it'll be two split cages to construct!

I see robots.  I see big robots!

Bravo! Lovely 2000ad analogy there: very apt. We've already had a conversation about "what if we stop using the gerbilarium because it's less suitable for gerbils than an aquarium tank?" One option was "let's get a hamster to put in it!"
:lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 March, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
Life spugs because, for the past week (to varying degrees) I've EITHER had a shite day with the Black Dog OR a mind-numbingly painful day with the IBS.  Usually though it's been BOTH.  Occasional periods of seeming normality dot the landscape to remind me what I'm missing when either/both return in full force.

Mood-o-meter: 3 out of 10
Poo-o-meter: 2 out of 10

Blah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 March, 2010, 07:04:07 PM
I was singing Zangief's theme song from Street Fighter 2 in my room when my sister told me to "shut up".




Cunt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 March, 2010, 07:50:41 PM
I seem to be the opposite of a money magnet at present.

Swings and roundabouts though innit ?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 23 March, 2010, 07:55:57 PM
WISDOM TEETH.

Mind you, getting them out's not as sore as keeping them in.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 March, 2010, 08:46:29 PM
35 and no wisdom teeth showing up yet.  For a tiny while I was saddened as I wanted to claim WISDOM.  Then friends started to have trouble with theirs - regret ended rather quickly.  Hope the gob isn't too painful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 23 March, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Sometimes you meet someone who redefines your concept of how low a human being can be. I genuinely wish he was dead.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 March, 2010, 11:04:07 PM
I have had enough with greedy assholes online I want to get the original mobile suit Gundam series on DVD only to find it will cost me $400 to get it worse bit is one of the DVD's costs $99.99.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 March, 2010, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 20 March, 2010, 01:50:32 PM
Life spugs because I can't get over this nihilistic slump. If air were in short supply and the world's supply was going to run out on Monday I don't think I'd freak out all that much. At least I wouldn't have to turn up to work.


I totally understand what you mean here.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 March, 2010, 09:29:16 AM
 :D Well, the air didn't run out, and I was feeling a bit perkier a couple of days into the week. I'm sure it'll pass.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 March, 2010, 11:17:07 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 25 March, 2010, 09:29:16 AM
  I'm sure it'll pass.

It always does.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 March, 2010, 04:09:42 PM
Fred: The Movie.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 March, 2010, 07:30:12 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 25 March, 2010, 11:17:07 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 25 March, 2010, 09:29:16 AM
  I'm sure it'll pass.

It always does.

Looking back it appears that my annual review meeting at work, 10 weeks in, had quite a disproportionately distressing effect upon me.

:lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 25 March, 2010, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: satchmo on 23 March, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Sometimes you meet someone who redefines your concept of how low a human being can be. I genuinely wish he was dead.

Why not just report the gobshite to the mods/admin of every site he's harassing you on?
I'm pretty sure the guys here would take a dim view of whatever's been going on, and Facebook are generally pretty good at banning miscreants. Unless it's not just confined to the web?

Either way, hope it's sorted soon, Ben. You don't deserve to be given a hard time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 March, 2010, 09:17:53 PM
Talking of gobshites, here are those reflections I mentioned on another thread:

A couple of things (words of warning?) I would say about the PhD in the 21st century: 1. it's expected to be delivered to a timetable, so lots of milestones and Gantt charts - the administrative imperative is no respecter of the natural pace of intellectual inquiry - and 2. If you want to continue in the academic life beyond the end of the PhD, remember that any refereed journal articles you can publish along the way, however badly written or specious the premise, are far more valuable for your CV than the thesis you are expected to cobble together in a hurry to meet the artificial deadline of the viva exam.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: satchmo on 25 March, 2010, 10:21:25 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 25 March, 2010, 08:40:58 PM
Quote from: satchmo on 23 March, 2010, 10:34:24 PM
Sometimes you meet someone who redefines your concept of how low a human being can be. I genuinely wish he was dead.

Why not just report the gobshite to the mods/admin of every site he's harassing you on?
I'm pretty sure the guys here would take a dim view of whatever's been going on, and Facebook are generally pretty good at banning miscreants. Unless it's not just confined to the web?

Either way, hope it's sorted soon, Ben. You don't deserve to be given a hard time.

I was talking about someone else, unfortunately. My enemies are legion right now :(
That other thing, it's in the hands of the authorities now. But thanks for the concern Matt, I appreciate it. (and everyone else who posted too.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 26 March, 2010, 10:29:11 AM
Coz of this shit. :thumbsdown:


http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=570 (http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=570)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 March, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
Quote from: Krombasher on 26 March, 2010, 10:29:11 AM
Coz of this shit. :thumbsdown:
http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=570 (http://www.johnpilger.com/page.asp?partid=570)

Hmm, nice quote:

QuoteAmerican authoritarianism, as the cultural critic Henry Giroux pointed out recently, is "more nuance, less theatrical, more cunning, less concerned with repressive modes of control than with manipulative modes of consent."

Pilger hasn't lost any of his bite.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 26 March, 2010, 10:46:23 AM
I've just read the guy for the first time through a friend. But I'm glad to have read him ahead of the upcoming news that forces are now in Somalia to sedate gang warfare.

This time I get my retaliation in first.




Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 March, 2010, 12:03:33 PM
Because my guts and brain have both been really quite bad for nearly two weeks.  Barely left the house and been completely un-manned.  Had to bail on hiex and cried a lot.  Better than I was, but still pretty low. 

Life sucks balls.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 29 March, 2010, 12:05:48 PM
That sucks mate, sorry to hear it. Hope you feel better soon. Sending you lots of fuzzy warm vibes! :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 March, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 29 March, 2010, 12:03:33 PM
Life sucks balls.

Very sorry to hear it, our Mike.  I'm sure the bowels make the brainhurt that much worse, so even the 'keep putting one foot in front of the other' advice that I traditionally and unhelpfully offer sounds more hollow than ever.  However there will be other Hi-Exes and hopefully other HellTreks in more favourable times, or at least that's what I've been telling myself these past months.  In the meanwhile, try to console yourself with the thought that Buttonman has no embarrassing photos of you to plaster all over the net (yet), so you still retain the respect of your peers, unlike those travelling boozehounds.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 March, 2010, 04:35:00 PM
Until today I was a sobbing shut-in for nearly two weeks.  Today was my third venture outside in that time.  Humiliatingly I had to keep a bag with me with a fresh pair of undercrackers, wet wipes, loo roll and other emergency poo kit gear.  *sigh*

Glad to hear and see that the others had such a good time.  Thanks folks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 29 March, 2010, 04:48:19 PM
I'm really interested in what the "OTHER" emergency poo kit gear is comprised of!!! Does it involve duct tape??
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 March, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
Its no laughing matter.I have just been reading up on IBS and it sounds awful and very difficult to treat because its linked with food intolerences and emotional states so treatment should be holistic.

Organic Probiotic yoghurt is good apparently.

Sorry to hear about it Mike.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 March, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
I've had a monitor for just under three years and it's gone buggered. Thanks, BRIMAX, for churning out shite that doesn't last. I've had to plug my old CRT monitor back in and now I've got no space left on my desk. Goddam planned obsolescence, I'm sick of being ripped off by companies who only design their stuff to last under five years so they can make more money. Bastards, bastards, bastards. We can't all afford to keep replacing the shit you make year in and year out because you utter wankers think more of your greedbag shareholders than your customers. You shower of fuckwads. I hate every last motherfucking one of you and I hope your company goes bust and you end up living in cardboard boxes in a medical waste dump. Arseholes.

Also, my copy of FQ hasn't arrived yet.

I'm really in the mood to kill some fucker today.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 March, 2010, 07:18:32 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 29 March, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
I'm in the mood to fuck some killer today.

I'm sure you could work something out with the relevant prison authorities.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 29 March, 2010, 07:21:30 PM
Nice cup of tea??  :-\
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 March, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
(http://blog.broadcastengineering.com/brad/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/howardbealegj5.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 March, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
I hear that POS Cunt Tony Blair is back on the electoral campaign trail again.

>:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 29 March, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
What for, POPE?!?

Ha ha ha ha. 

Ta for the support folks, organic probiotic yoghurt is one of the few thngs that seems to work apart from the kiss-arse anti-spasmodic drugs and codeine/paracetamol stuff on my repeat prescriptions (also included with mood stabilisers and anti-depressents).  Sadly nothing to help my dyslexia....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 30 March, 2010, 05:21:54 PM
I've just taken all the skin off of the knuckle on the forefinger of my right hand - there's blood sloshing around EVERYWHERE
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 March, 2010, 07:32:25 PM
Ow.  Poor you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 March, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
Bloody oww! I've been doing carpentry since Saturday (saw, file, plane, drill, hammer, pliers, tin snips, staples and chickenwire), so plenty of opportunity for mishap, but nothing yet, thank goodness.

How bad is it? Bad enough to warrant antibiotic ointment on it?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 March, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
It spugs if you're a lady like me because Ricky Martin is gay. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 March, 2010, 08:18:33 PM
It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, Roger. I suppose it means there's more of him to go round for us blokes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 30 March, 2010, 08:54:21 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 30 March, 2010, 08:14:47 PM
It spugs if you're a lady like me because Ricky Martin is gay. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

It must have come as a huge shock
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 30 March, 2010, 09:02:00 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 30 March, 2010, 08:13:30 PM
Bloody oww! I've been doing carpentry since Saturday (saw, file, plane, drill, hammer, pliers, tin snips, staples and chickenwire), so plenty of opportunity for mishap, but nothing yet, thank goodness.

How bad is it? Bad enough to warrant antibiotic ointment on it?

antiseptic spray, worrying at the bit of skin hanging off of it and then an elastoplast EXTREME plaster. I'm being a wuss about it, I don't even want to look!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 March, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Elastoplast EXTREEEEME?  Is it abseiling on a BMX listening to NOFX while dropping acid?  Can't blame you for being a wuss about it, I'd be worse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 30 March, 2010, 10:01:33 PM
Drink Whisky, wild seven. A pint or so and your pain will melt away. ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 30 March, 2010, 10:28:24 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 30 March, 2010, 10:01:33 PM
Drink Whisky, wild seven. A pint or so and your pain will melt away. ;)

Can it be gin instead please?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gibson Quarter on 31 March, 2010, 01:10:26 AM
When you've been at the hospital with your daughter who has a 39.5 to 40 degree temp since SUNDAY ( +chills, barfing etc) and they STILL can't tell you what's wrong. I REALLY hope the docs figure it out soon. I'm off to hospital again to take the night shift .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 March, 2010, 01:45:27 AM
Fingers crossed for you there Gibson Quarter. Make sure that whoever it is looking after your child has had enough sleep.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 31 March, 2010, 05:47:24 AM
Thats terrible Gibson. Hope all goes well. We went through this with our daughter when she had suspected swine flu. The hospital refused to see her due to fear of spreading, so we had to take her to the 24 docs. Very scary time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 31 March, 2010, 07:35:03 AM
Hope the little 'un is feeling better soon Gibson.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 31 March, 2010, 07:53:00 AM
Group hugs to the bairn GQ, and to you and her ma.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 March, 2010, 08:20:55 AM
Thoughts are with you there, Gibson.  Hope all improves sharpish.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 31 March, 2010, 09:35:47 AM
Hope your little one gets better soon GQ X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 31 March, 2010, 11:51:42 AM
Lets hope she improves nice and fast now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 31 March, 2010, 12:04:25 PM
All the best, GQ, here's wishing her a speedy recovery.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 31 March, 2010, 12:11:22 PM
Get well soon to the little one, GQ.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 31 March, 2010, 04:50:04 PM
Hope little Gibson Eighth improves soon mate.  Thinking of you.  Nasty enough being in hospital yourself, but having a kid in there must be worse by a factor I can't imagine.  Hugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 31 March, 2010, 07:27:04 PM
Yeah that is a total Spug alright.

Best wishes

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 March, 2010, 11:49:54 PM

I've mysteriously got a cut on my thumb.

and it's damn sore...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 02 April, 2010, 12:24:01 AM
have had a bitter taste in my mouth ...seems while i was off with a fractured elbow i was accused tried and convicted in my abscence by some two faced excuses of colleagues ...the words "capability policy" snuck in to a meetings minutes i had with the boss and as a result have to account for everything i do as i am being checked up on despite 12 years of obviously doing a good job...the phrases " face doesnt fit" and "constructive dismissal" spring to mind >:(

it pisses me off that this person has come into the work place taken over and is using me as a scapegoat for things that went wrong when i wasnt even fu**&ing there! and taht my boss is believing them at face value without even hearing my side of things and the fact the "informal counselling interview" is on paper and cc to the bigger boss means that its on my permanent record and i dont even get heard or apologised to or owt!

   time to call in the union me thinks ,go above the boss' head as she is biased towards her little gang or failing all that request a transfer to another part of the trust.

great f£%king start to the holiday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 02 April, 2010, 03:05:32 AM
Sounds like a shitestorm, Mogs.  Hope it turns out well.  And be thankful you've GOT a union to help fight your corner - most of us survive or drown alone in those circumstances.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 April, 2010, 07:00:58 AM
Quote from: mogzilla on 02 April, 2010, 12:24:01 AM
it pisses me off that this person has come into the work place taken over and is using me as a scapegoat for things that went wrong when i wasnt even fu**&ing there! and taht my boss is believing them at face value without even hearing my side of things and the fact the "informal counselling interview" is on paper and cc to the bigger boss means that its on my permanent record and i dont even get heard or apologised to or owt!

Aaaaargh, poor Mogzilla.  Swap 'fractured elbow' for 'maternity leave'  and you have the story of my wife's job for the past few years - and my sincere sympathy.  I also hope you have better luck with the worthless fucks that degrade the name and concept of a union than she did.  Keep meticulous notes of all dates, times and particularly comments made to you Mog, in a bound diary rather than a computer file or looseleaf. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 02 April, 2010, 10:08:24 AM
And if you have any colleagues you trust and they're willing, get them to witness any notes you make if they're present when something happens - date and initial will do. It's not asking them to take sides, but they can verify that you wrote it down on that date etc.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 01:00:24 PM
Can you guess who is at work today? And who got a letter from the constabulary up north for being a bit quick in a car going downhill...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 02 April, 2010, 01:07:38 PM
balls.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 02 April, 2010, 01:48:56 PM
Bastiches.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 02 April, 2010, 03:06:54 PM
How much quicker was 'a bit quick?'  ;)

No personal attack here Bolt, but one of my personal bug bears is people giving off about getting speeding/parking fines when they knew they did something that may get them a fine or whatever. I'm not saying I'm beyond speeding or taking a risky park etc, just saying.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 03:39:12 PM
Mikey- 71 in a 60, dual carriageway, lovely road conditions and going downhill. I'm going to blame the lovely scenery for me not noticing the needle climbing out of reasonableness. Oh- no other cars either.

Still at work as well...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 02 April, 2010, 03:47:21 PM

There was a cop car sitting about 15 miles outside Inverness - we got flashed 3 times before we came upon it (missus).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 02 April, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
Bah! Unlucky Bolt! Scenery does that to you...I've lost count of the times I've almost crashed looking at road cuttings  :-\  Mrs Mikey shouts a lot about that.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 April, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 29 March, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
What for, POPE?!?

Ha ha ha ha. 



That would be something !!

That would be like leaving one cesspit of corruption and degeneracy and paedophilia and joining another similar organisation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
Mikey- If only I could get away with £60 and 3points from the wife :)

Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 02 April, 2010, 05:50:08 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.

It's not a fair cop Bolt and you know why don't you!
If your speeding was that dangerous why didn't the police chase you down, it's just a revenue cash cow (Hello Peter).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 April, 2010, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 02 April, 2010, 05:50:08 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.

It's not a fair cop Bolt and you know why don't you!
If your speeding was that dangerous why didn't the police chase you down, it's just a revenue cash cow (Hello Peter).

They were either asleep or on a coffee/tea break.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 April, 2010, 08:57:34 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 02 April, 2010, 01:00:24 PM
Can you guess who is at work today? And who got a letter from the constabulary up north for being a bit quick in a car going downhill...

Ridiculous. What else are hills for?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 April, 2010, 08:27:38 AM
Crap night at work, followed by the car conking out as I come off the roundabout and join the slip onto the A249.
Just had rescue on the phone, be with me in 30 mins. What a great way to start my time off  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 April, 2010, 09:03:19 AM
I'm working today (Saturday) but I forgot to take my 5 hours lieu-time during the week. Thursday was a horrible day, and I could've finished at 12 if I'd remembered. Bah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 April, 2010, 10:09:28 AM
Cam belt >:( >:( :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 April, 2010, 10:21:23 AM
Oh no! I had mine go on the Bolt mobile a couple of years ago- not a cheap job.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 April, 2010, 04:12:13 PM
arse - After a dull morning at work twiddling my thumbs 'cos it was so quiet, and even wishing I had more work to do; I've come home and remembered an important job that I should have done but forgot about. Tuesday will be interesting.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 April, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
... Mrs Bolts laptop has a really annoying piece of Adware on it. Its called (I believe so far) XP Secrity tool and it pretends to finds stuff. I'm seeing if a good dose of AVG gets rid of it before trying anytihng new...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 03 April, 2010, 05:35:53 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 03 April, 2010, 05:22:06 PM
... Mrs Bolts laptop has a really annoying piece of Adware on it. Its called (I believe so far) XP Secrity tool and it pretends to finds stuff. I'm seeing if a good dose of AVG gets rid of it before trying anytihng new...
http://www.2-spyware.com/remove-xp-security-tool.html

http://www.myantispyware.com/2010/03/16/how-to-remove-xp-security-tool-2010/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 April, 2010, 12:16:43 AM
I missed my parcel this morning and now I have to wait till Tuesday before I can go pick it up its got all the stuff I ordered to finish off the model kits I'm working on at the moment arrrrrrrrrrrrr there goes my plans for the weak end now I got to find something elses to do. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 April, 2010, 12:22:03 AM
I can think of several things that'll give you a weak end.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 April, 2010, 12:28:16 AM
I've got a few sure fire hits. 

SNAILS IN MORROCO being top of the list.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 04 April, 2010, 12:29:34 AM
Badomn boom tish

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 April, 2010, 12:38:22 AM
My 2000ad arrived in today's post folded at the middle from left to right. Do I read it and store it, or read it, buy another one and store that?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 April, 2010, 01:08:05 AM
Iron it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 April, 2010, 01:36:53 AM
Coke straw.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 April, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
My copy of MW2 has stopped working!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 06 April, 2010, 10:16:21 AM
'Cos under pressure from my beloved sibling i agreed to create a wedding invite image for her friend. Taking, for my troubles, the princely sum of bugger all.

Now we're into the 5th round of tiny tweaks, and my patience is wearing thin.

Hey Bridezilla, it's fuckin free to you, but soaks up my time.

My small press pages call to me from across the room...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 06 April, 2010, 11:09:21 AM
Oh dear. I know your pain, Dunk! I have a lifetime of that. Projects for friends and relatives are to be avoided. Nothing like paying properly for work to sharpen a 'client's' mind.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 06 April, 2010, 07:47:58 PM
My place of work got done over. They smashed the glass door and threw the safe down the stairs to break it open. Very, VERY bad tuesday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 06 April, 2010, 08:36:13 PM

Remember it could have been worse.
You folks could have been in there at the time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 08 April, 2010, 01:12:25 AM
i have insomnia and heartburn even though i'm onholiday so it shouldn't matter but it does :(

i think i need a hug :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 11 April, 2010, 07:32:51 PM
It's my birthday tomorrow and for the first time in 13 years I have no-one to celebrate it with as my once-girlfriend has asked me to move out as she has found someone else.. :(
A bit of a double whammy as it were. Also the main reason i haven't really been posting here for a while.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 11 April, 2010, 07:43:59 PM
you need a hug more than me! can relate to that a bit ...my ex before i met the missus (see things happen fer a reason) dumped me just before my birthday and still gave me the present like i was supposed to be grateful (just so you know cerruti 1881 doesnt float in rivers and "forever friends" teddies are easy to decapitate.Hope everything works out for you mate just dont give up...incidentally when i'd been going out with the now mrs mog a couple of weeks we saw the ex (we'll call her wendy) with her mates braying like a load of asthmatic donkeys and follwed us into the pub staring at mrs to be all night who,to her credit didnt deck wendy (i was surprised ...skinhead unwanted fondling ,glaass ashtray skinheads nose ...an interesting story i may share one day....any way, i realised what a div i was falling for her and counted my blessings i was out oit despite feeling seriously depressed and worthless afterwards as im sure we can all relate to apart from godpleton who'd just go out and shag someones mum....i'm waffling hang in there fella. ;)
and i'm starting with another sinus infection yuk!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 April, 2010, 09:18:45 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 11 April, 2010, 07:43:59 PM
im sure we can all relate to apart from godpleton who'd just go out and shag someones mum....i'm waffling hang in there fella. ;)

That's not entirely fair: Godpleton has feelings too. Anyway, that's not what he'd do, that's what I would do under those circumstances.


Sorry to hear about the sinus infection. I'd hate that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 April, 2010, 09:28:55 PM
Where are my sandwiches?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 April, 2010, 09:33:35 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 11 April, 2010, 09:18:45 PM
Godpleton has feelings too.

Bloody vegetarians.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 April, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 April, 2010, 09:48:32 PM
Stop it please, I only just got that bloody lyric out of my head.  Unlike BoingBoing I have a hard time accepting that song as witty parody.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 11 April, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 11 April, 2010, 09:18:45 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 11 April, 2010, 07:43:59 PM
im sure we can all relate to apart from godpleton who'd just go out and shag someones mum....i'm waffling hang in there fella. ;)

That's not entirely fair: Godpleton has feelings too. Anyway, that's not what he'd do, that's what I would do under those circumstances.


Sorry to hear about the sinus infection. I'd hate that.

as long as it wasnt my mum...mein gott ! the therapy needed.....by you!!!

we all love godpleton he's our favourite little un pc lunatic and we'd have him no other way...even though he's probably tried any other way !!! :o ;)


the sinus' are screaming ...it feels like someones dragging wire wool behind your eyes and down your nose with copius amounts of custard !!!

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 April, 2010, 09:58:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_usaNo4Hpw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FZZFz6R-Q&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPbJfSTywo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKbdoRnmEbs&a=rWJUhun6fnM&playnext_from=ML

Happy Birthday...










...bitch
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 11 April, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
In case you missed it


http://bohmix.blogspot.com/2009/07/juggalo-rabid-b-hatchetman-calls-best.html
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
"FUCK PEOPLE WHO HATE ON JUGGALOS TWIZTID IS THE SHIT AND I'M DOWN WIT THE CLOWN DARK LOTUS 4 LYFE UNTIL I'M DEAD IN THE GROUND MMFWCL HOMIES WHOOP WHOOP."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 12 April, 2010, 09:33:23 PM
Theres a pissing powercut on the estate. Everything died, right as Flashforward was starting. Unchuffed.

Racing the waning laptop battery to have a whinge about it on here before I go to bed. Cos what else am I gonna do?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 12 April, 2010, 09:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 06 April, 2010, 08:36:13 PM

Remember it could have been worse.
You folks could have been in there at the time.

Yes, every cloud has a silver lining but sadly this has not been the only incident.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: spireite68 on 12 April, 2010, 10:02:30 PM
...........2 months ago we were dead certs for automatic promotion and now i'm thinking we wont make the play offs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 April, 2010, 10:03:25 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 12 April, 2010, 11:57:51 PM
We've all been emailed about taking pay cuts and increasing our hours. I can't go into too much detail, but it's very depressing. I know I'll still have a job - and be better off than most people - but it's tough to take, especially when you have young children, like I do.

I think it's time to look for another job. Of course, right now that's a very difficult prospect.

Shite.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 13 April, 2010, 07:40:14 AM
That's shit Trouty, good luck with the new job hunt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 13 April, 2010, 07:48:40 AM
Bah, good luck Trouty.

Hey Spireite, what team you supporting?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 13 April, 2010, 10:30:37 AM
With a name like 'Spireite', it has to be Chesterfield?

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: spireite68 on 13 April, 2010, 02:15:37 PM
Absolutely right Banners.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 15 April, 2010, 04:02:04 PM
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 11 April, 2010, 11:46:13 PM
"FUCK PEOPLE WHO HATE ON JUGGALOS TWIZTID IS THE SHIT AND I'M DOWN WIT THE CLOWN DARK LOTUS 4 LYFE UNTIL I'M DEAD IN THE GROUND MMFWCL HOMIES WHOOP WHOOP."

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0j48p2KNv1qb0nyxo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1271430092&Signature=3%2F4%2Bd6mk5QRrWDurc2fsFIYCoPk%3D)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 20 April, 2010, 04:21:34 PM
My flight has once again been rescheduled, now I'm going to have to wait nearly two more weeks till I take off to Australia. I'm just thankful that I booked it through a travel company, as I doubt I'd be able to cope with all the rebooking of flights. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 April, 2010, 04:41:00 PM
It's an omen Gavin!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 20 April, 2010, 04:53:58 PM
A good one, I'm hoping.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 April, 2010, 05:31:43 PM
My dog has arthritis and can no longer make it up onto his favourite chair.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 April, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Still, the life is drokking fantastic thread is missing and there is so much fantastic stuff to post  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 20 April, 2010, 08:30:50 PM
Life Spugs because no one ever seems to responds to me on the internet any more its like I'm a ghost.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 April, 2010, 08:33:01 PM
Who said that?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 April, 2010, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 20 April, 2010, 08:30:50 PM


What!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 20 April, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 20 April, 2010, 08:33:01 PM
Who said that?

Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 April, 2010, 08:34:27 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 20 April, 2010, 08:30:50 PM


What!

lol that was funny  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 20 April, 2010, 09:45:40 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 20 April, 2010, 08:30:50 PM
Life Spugs because no one ever seems to responds to me on the internet any more its like I'm a ghost.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Its suddenly got cold in here..... :-P
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 20 April, 2010, 09:55:35 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 April, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Still, the life is drokking fantastic thread is missing and there is so much fantastic stuff to post  >:(

Has anyone put forwards any explanations for this? It's times like these we need Vince on the job.

Who is the person/people most likely to know about this sort of thing now? I know in the grand scheme of things it's not a massive problem but it is one of the more popular threads and it would be nice to see it reinstated.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 April, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
Just had the money for the Dredd/Aliens statue credited back to my paypal account from Forbidden Planet home shopping.
BOLLOCKS! It seems this will never see the light of day, still I now have £102 to spend on other Dredd/2000AD goodies!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 April, 2010, 05:20:46 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 April, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
Just had the money for the Dredd/Aliens statue credited back to my paypal account from Forbidden Planet home shopping.
BOLLOCKS! It seems this will never see the light of day, still I now have £102 to spend on other Dredd/2000AD goodies!

You will buy anything if its JD [referring back to the JD/Alien statue].

;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 21 April, 2010, 07:37:57 PM
Life Spugs because I bit a piece off the side of my tongue earlier today and it bloody well hurts  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 April, 2010, 07:39:24 PM
Scraped the side of my works van on a shitty bollard today. Cunt.







VNP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 April, 2010, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 21 April, 2010, 07:37:57 PM
Life Spugs because I bit a piece off the side of my tongue earlier today and it bloody well hurts  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Better than someone else doing it  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 22 April, 2010, 09:34:19 PM
Heard today that my contract isn't going to be renewed in July.
Time to start looking for a new job...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 23 April, 2010, 10:23:45 AM
Ah Noisy, that's shit. Good luck finding another job, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 23 April, 2010, 10:33:29 AM
Bastards! Sorry to hear that, Noisy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 23 April, 2010, 11:02:32 AM
I've been out of work since February. The welfare won't even give me anything as they reckon my girlfriend, who works part time earns too much

Savings gone, all prospective jobs I thought I had lined up have fallen through. Haven't been this broke since I was in school

And Ive just re-applied for a factory job I did before an loathed

shite



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 23 April, 2010, 12:13:39 PM
That's harsh news Noisy & Johnny, I hope something decent turns up son for you both.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 April, 2010, 05:25:33 PM
I just broke 0 Gundam's beam saber handle and I dont even know how it happend
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 April, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
Rough luck, Johnnystress and Noisybast.  This crapola can't go on forever, survive a few more years and we'll see things on the up again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 23 April, 2010, 07:55:45 PM
Terrible news, Johnny and Noisy. Lets hope something turns up soon, now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 April, 2010, 08:10:41 PM
Shit news indeed. I was listening to people talk about being unemployed on the radio last night and how hard it was to find work (any work at that) in their areas, due to many things.
I hope things pick up soon for you both. Remember you never know what is round that corner, it's an old saying but it's true. Just look at what happened to me last summer!

Keep looking  :o
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 24 April, 2010, 06:20:00 PM
Happening to too many of us at the moment. Best of luck with it all.

Life Spugs for me at the moment beecause one of the cats has just knocked over a cup of coffee on the coffee table. All over 2 issues of Tv Times (thankfully one finished last night so just one week affected), a piece of artwork my nephew had slaved over for hours (luckily he does so many of them that he'll never notice it's gone but still a bummer for me) and finally, 2 RECENT PROGS. They are currently sat in the yard drying in the sun but a few pages are obviously beyond repair. F'ing gutting.

I know, I know, Overreacting but fuck it, the prog is the only comic/magazine I still get. It's the only luxury I allow myself in these money conscious days so sue me if I'm a little upset about this. First parts of Ichabod and Damnation Station among the worst affected as well, which only adds to the pain.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 April, 2010, 10:23:09 PM
I think that i might be living out my wilderness years.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 April, 2010, 11:58:53 PM
Hope things get better Noisy and Johhny on the work front.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 27 April, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
cheers :)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/johnnystress/grafton-recruitment.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 28 April, 2010, 11:21:00 AM
... because I was at the old family home last weekend where I still have tons of stuff and it looks as if all my old college art stuff was chucked out by electricians a few years ago! I thought it was all in the loft. Amongst all that stuff is some comic art including one pagers I did in my late teens which I was and still am quite proud of. They are the last proper comic pages I did for years. They are in a style that I am not sure I would have the patience for nowadays so that is another reason why I was attached to them. I have some terrible photocopies of them in another sketchbook which will be the only record. I only renewed my interest in comic art because of this message board and I was looking forward to scanning them and posting them round here. I will go again soon and have a proper look just to be sure. I know this pales into insignificance compared to the real spuggery that goes on but really gutted.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 28 April, 2010, 02:15:00 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 27 April, 2010, 09:43:10 PM
cheers :)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v79/johnnystress/grafton-recruitment.jpg)

Yeah, I've noticed that over the last few days. IT is truly a dead industry.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 28 April, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
Because people are allowed to travel on public transport playing shitty tinny music on their mobile telephone.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 April, 2010, 07:25:27 PM
Quote from: nev on 28 April, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
Because people are allowed to travel on public transport playing shitty tinny music on their mobile telephone.

Its always been the same ever since these were invented.

(http://www.audiogold.co.uk/catalogue/images/BIG_Sony%20Walkman%20WM-4%20Red.JPG)






VNP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 April, 2010, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: nev on 28 April, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
Because people are allowed to travel on public transport .

I just corrected that for you.

;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 April, 2010, 07:34:35 PM
And going even further back, the bane of great gramma's commute on the omnibus to the lard shop...

(http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0708/04/iPod_gramophone.jpg)

...the iGramophone.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 May, 2010, 09:18:29 PM
In-laws were burgled on Friday. Scumbag/s kicked back door in and turned the bedrooms upside down. Stole jewellery which they had in the family for years. Moron/s even ate cake from the kitchen. It's thought of the intrusion and violation of one's home that has the most effect though. And the "what if I was in at the time or came home and they were here?" that is disturbing. I secured the door by fitting a latch and then a locksmith fit proper locks the following day. And despite countless reminders and notes left up by me, dumbos in the block I live in continue to leave the front door open. Just what does it take for some people to understand that an open front door is an invitation to burglars? Beggars belief.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 03 May, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
Because I love art, I want a career in comics, but I always here how it's done on computer and graphics tablets and what have you, and I have a graphics tablet, and it's alright but it doesn't look nearly as good as my paper stuff, not to sound arrogant, I didn't mean my paper stuff is amazing I... well you know what I meant, and it spugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 03 May, 2010, 09:36:13 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 03 May, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
Because I love art, I want a career in comics, but I always here how it's done on computer and graphics tablets and what have you, and I have a graphics tablet, and it's alright but it doesn't look nearly as good as my paper stuff, not to sound arrogant, I didn't mean my paper stuff is amazing I... well you know what I meant, and it spugs.
Don't worry, I have the same problem.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 May, 2010, 12:39:56 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 28 April, 2010, 07:34:35 PM
(http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0708/04/iPod_gramophone.jpg)

That's not an attractive piece of design, is it? It looks like a medical device or something to do with plumbing. Either way it looks like it should live under the bathroom sink.


It wants modifying by Steampunk prop artists.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Johnny Alpha on 04 May, 2010, 11:43:44 AM
...i wont stop gettin older.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 04 May, 2010, 12:04:08 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 03 May, 2010, 09:32:14 PM
Because I love art, I want a career in comics, but I always here how it's done on computer and graphics tablets and what have you, and I have a graphics tablet, and it's alright but it doesn't look nearly as good as my paper stuff, not to sound arrogant, I didn't mean my paper stuff is amazing I... well you know what I meant, and it spugs.

Loads of artists still use paper, pencil, pen and brush. If you can draw and you can hit a deadline, and you're prepared to just keep trying then, in all honesty, there's no reason why you shouldn't make it.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 04 May, 2010, 01:06:07 PM
Yep, keep on plugging away willthemightyW. Success really is 10% talent 90% sweat and graft. Practise does indeed make perfect, rehersal is everything.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 04 May, 2010, 05:34:01 PM
Thanks for the advice
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 04 May, 2010, 08:26:07 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 04 May, 2010, 01:06:07 PM
Yep, keep on plugging away willthemightyW. Success really is 10% talent 90% sweat and graft. Practise does indeed make perfect, rehersal is everything.


Ahhh shit. I have 99.9% sweat and graft and only .1% talent.






VNP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 05 May, 2010, 07:29:25 AM
Yesterday would have been Audrey Hepburn's birthday...some people should live forever...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 05 May, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
It looks like I've been kicked off the Charmed book I've been told for the last four months I'm an absolute dead cert to letter.

Fucking arse.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 05 May, 2010, 02:10:53 PM
Ah Jim, that's pants.

And there's me complaining that i've got to spend 'more' money on printing because Zarjaz is selling faster than I thought it would. Sheesh!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 05 May, 2010, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 05 May, 2010, 02:10:53 PM
Ah Jim, that's pants.

It's not 100% confirmed yet, but I'd been lobbying the editor for months, got told "yes" and have been reminding him intermittently ever since for fear he'd forget and offer it to someone else. Turns out the writer has a 'preferred' letterer and had already offered him the gig without telling anyone. I've pointed out that this is somewhat unfair, but Zenescope have otherwise been pretty good to me so I've no option other than swallowing my pride if they decide to stand by the decision. :-(

Bah.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 05 May, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Heh. Should have kept my gob shut -- they've agreed that it would be a bit unfair and put me back on the book. That's my afternoon made up.

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 05 May, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
Re-congratulations Jim.








VNP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 06 May, 2010, 12:10:18 PM
and the hammer blows keep on coming

The missus has crashed her car, insurance company want to write it off, cue 3 more years of payments on a cube of scrap metal

seriously jesus, what have we done to deserve this?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 06 May, 2010, 12:35:18 PM
Sorry to hear of your run of bad luck, Johnny. Sending positive vibes from here and hope it gets better for you soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 May, 2010, 03:01:06 PM
Ugh, that's not good johnny.  And here's me complaining about failing the NCT!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 May, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Johnny- won't the insurance on the car cover the repayments?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 06 May, 2010, 05:06:16 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 06 May, 2010, 03:24:05 PM
Johnny- won't the insurance on the car cover the repayments?

Dull insurance man steps forward.

The insurance company will pay the pre-accident value of the car which is pretty much what you would get if you sold it privately. Unfortunately most people owe more if they have finance as they pay the new car mark up as well as the finance charges. You can take out a 'gap' insurance which covers the difference but most people don't as it seems like a scam cos there's no way I'll crash the car. If there is another driver at fault you could try chasing them for the cash but you'd be unlikely to succeed as the gap is usually considered as a consequential loss rather than an actual one.

Basically if the wife wasn't at fault get her a surgical collar ASAP and encourage a limp.*



*scamming insurance companies is wrong, don't do it or at least don't get caught.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 May, 2010, 05:19:51 PM
I hope your wife is okay johnny, the car can be replaced even though the financial burden can be a bugger but so long as your wife is okay then life will always be good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 06 May, 2010, 06:19:22 PM
cheers guys

yeah no-one was hurt, that's the main thing

and it's the mantra that we've been repeating to ourselves, over and over and over
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 May, 2010, 06:47:08 PM
It looks very much like I'm going to have to have my faithful old dog put to sleep in the morning.

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p147/the_legendary_shark/Misc/_DSC9862.jpg)


I'm gutted :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 07 May, 2010, 08:31:30 PM
No! That's shitty news, Shark!  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 May, 2010, 08:35:27 PM
Sad news Shark, a man and his dog, true unconditional love.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 07 May, 2010, 08:36:54 PM
Life Spugs because my DAD is going into hospital today something wrong with his gut but there not sure what it is. any whilst he went to hospital I put my laptop into sleep mode cam back to it later and the fucking thing would not come out of sleep mode meaning I had to restart and I hade spent 7 hours making a level map on a PC game and have to do it all over again. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 May, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
Aah shit Sharky, I'm sorry to hear that mate. Sad news.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 07 May, 2010, 09:11:20 PM
Hope your Dad feels better soon Cyberleader2000.


Sorry about your dog legendary shark. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 May, 2010, 09:27:01 PM
That's awful stuff TLS.  All the worse because you're not supposed to be cut up about.  When my previous dog was put to sleep I bawled like a good 'un right there in the Vet's hallway.

Hope your Dad gets fixed up, Cyberleader.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 07 May, 2010, 09:31:55 PM
Oh no, not the dog Shark... that's really horrible and sad news mate. What is it about dogs. Both of mine were killed a few years back when they ran out on the traintracks in front of a train. And yep, I cried like a baby for days afterwards.

Really sorry to hear that Shark.  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 May, 2010, 10:45:55 PM
Cyberleader - hope your dad's okay, I'm freaking about my mum's imminent hip replacement, and that's pretty routine.

Sharky - Oh man, I understand your pain. That looks like a grand dog, and I know what it's like to lose a doggy-mate. Advice? get a puppy. Any objections you may have to that idea will last about 3.5 minutes tops.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 07 May, 2010, 11:13:09 PM
Ah, Sharky, that's terrible. I completely know your pain, it's such sad news.

Hope your Dad gets alright, Cyberleader
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 May, 2010, 11:17:53 PM
Sorry to hear about the dog TLS.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 07 May, 2010, 11:52:31 PM
Sorry about your dog Shark and I hope your Dad's alright Cyberleader.



filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 08 May, 2010, 12:00:12 AM
just found out hes got Pancreatitis.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 08 May, 2010, 12:12:36 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 08 May, 2010, 12:00:12 AM
just found out hes got Pancreatitis.
Acute or chronic?

I had acute pancreatitis in 2001 and it was a fucker, very painful. All they can do is bypass your digestive process until the pancreas heals, which involves a few weeks in hospital with IV nutrients (nil by mouth) and IV pain killers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 May, 2010, 12:53:48 AM
Sorry to hear about your dad's illness Cyberleader. Hope he'll be on the mend soon.


And I'm very sorry to hear about your dog Shark. :(

I know it's scant comfort, but I'm sure he's had a very happy life.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 08 May, 2010, 02:14:19 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 08 May, 2010, 12:12:36 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 08 May, 2010, 12:00:12 AM
just found out hes got Pancreatitis.
Acute or chronic?

I had acute pancreatitis in 2001 and it was a fucker, very painful. All they can do is bypass your digestive process until the pancreas heals, which involves a few weeks in hospital with IV nutrients (nil by mouth) and IV pain killers.

Mum says its Acute
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 08 May, 2010, 08:07:14 AM
At least it's diagnosed and can be dealt with now Cyber'. All the best to your Dad and I hope he has a swift recovery.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 May, 2010, 12:14:23 PM
Just got back from burial duty. I can hardly see to type this, soft git as I am.

Thanks everyone for your kind words, they gave me great comfort.

I hope your Dad gets well quickly, Cyber. All the best to him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 08 May, 2010, 12:43:48 PM
Sorry to hear it Shark- I have two myself, one is nearing 'that' time...dreading it

And my best to your dad cyberleader
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 08 May, 2010, 03:11:30 PM
Best wishes to your Dad Cyberleader

TLS - It's not soft, I'd be in bits too, take care
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 08 May, 2010, 03:44:59 PM
Pets are family too Shark. There's no shame in tears.

My thoughts are with Cyberleader too. Pancreatitis was one of the things that finished my father off.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 May, 2010, 11:05:54 PM
Glad the problem with your dad has been diagnosed Cyberleader. When you first mentioned it thoughts went back to my dads final days which is why I haven't piped up until now. (That is one long story needless to say that the NHS should have picked up on his conditions but didn't).

Sorry to hear about your dog TLS.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 09 May, 2010, 09:25:31 PM
Sorry to hear about the dog Sharky, he looks a lot like my faithful old dog too who I had to take to be put down a year or so ago. :(

Life spugs for me as I have just managed to crush my toes between the roller on the leg of my chair and my wooden footrest/foot massager. I have stopped swearing and ascertained there is no blood leaking from the sock but I am not yet strong enough to actually examine the toes yet. Apart from stabbing myself in the hand and punching myself in the head while air drumming, I have had, until then, had a week almost clear of accidents due to advanced cack-handedness (not sure if that is a medical term though).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 May, 2010, 01:08:13 PM
Sorry to hear about your dog, TLS.

Now that your father has a diagnosis, Cyberleader I hope things can be put right in good time.

DDD – best wishes for your mother.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
what the hell is up with this weak as soon as something good happens something bad happens I was clearing up the old transformers shelf to make room fore some new rare transformers I just bought on eBay for dirt cheap when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 06:11:36 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.

Truly into the hearts of men did those monks of Reichenau see when they sang:  "Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2010, 06:14:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 06:11:36 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.

Truly into the hearts of men did those monks of Reichenau see when they sang:  "Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle."


I bet it took you hours to google that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 06:26:59 PM
Well, I should confess that I'm reading stuff on St. Bernard (apocryphal author) and the Cistercians for work, and it was right to hand...  I don't do a whole lot of Latin rote learning, and waste not want not.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 May, 2010, 07:17:51 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
what the hell is up with this weak as soon as something good happens something bad happens I was clearing up the old transformers shelf to make room fore some new rare transformers I just bought on eBay for dirt cheap when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.

My God that must be unbearably awful.

I hope life improves for you soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 10 May, 2010, 07:46:05 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 06:11:36 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.

Truly into the hearts of men did those monks of Reichenau see when they sang:  "Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle."


scarely having never entered a latin class in my life, I got the last two words of that!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 May, 2010, 04:17:20 PM
Aww... I'm sorry to hear that Sharky.   :(

And I hope whatever is wrong with your Dad Cyberleader2000  isn't too serious. Not knowing is the hardest part...

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 11 May, 2010, 04:20:43 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 06:11:36 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 May, 2010, 03:51:45 PM
when I found my Shockblasts arm cannon no longer works so now I have to go get a new one  >:( only good news is there no loner extremely expensive.

Truly into the hearts of men did those monks of Reichenau see when they sang:  "Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle."

????????????

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 11 May, 2010, 04:17:20 PM
Aww... I'm sorry to hear that Sharky.   :(

And I hope whatever is wrong with your Dad Cyberleader2000  isn't too serious. Not knowing is the hardest part...

they know whats wrong there just taking the fucking time treating him now
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 12 May, 2010, 02:52:27 PM
Life Spugs because I am now over a year behind on reading my progs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 12 May, 2010, 10:56:20 PM
Leicester City didn't make it to the play off final because the ref bottled it on some key decisions.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 15 May, 2010, 11:54:58 PM
My best mates father killed himself earlier this morning and I'm on the other side of the world.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 May, 2010, 12:48:22 AM
Bloody Hell Gavin, that's really shit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 16 May, 2010, 01:04:28 AM
That's a bug*****
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 16 May, 2010, 09:24:56 AM
I'm not sure I should really post this because it's... well... at first I wasn't going to but then I realized were posting things this bad so : My 14 year old friend died and they don't even know what killed her.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 16 May, 2010, 06:04:30 PM
Gavin & Will: Holy shit - I was about to have a moan about Google cocking my Adsense account up, but I'll not bother now. There's clearly much worse that could happen! Not a lot I can say to you both, really. That's terrible news!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 16 May, 2010, 07:09:22 PM
Shit. Thoughts are with you both Gavin and Will.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 May, 2010, 07:54:05 PM
Sad news indeed Will, made worse by the age of the person, a life lost with so many possibilties never to be known..........
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 19 May, 2010, 12:20:27 PM
Thanks everyone, the news came as a massive shock, it was something none of us was expecting.
Very sorry for your loss, Will.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 19 May, 2010, 12:33:40 PM
Sorry for your losses Gavin and Will my thoughs are with you.



filip 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 19 May, 2010, 01:07:52 PM
Sad news, fellas - take it easy both of you.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 19 May, 2010, 01:09:30 PM
Sorry for your loss, guys.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 19 May, 2010, 01:13:45 PM
my sincere condolences guys - that's terrible
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 20 May, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
My wife and I are separating. Things have been rough since she's gotten home from Afghanistan, and though I try to put on a cheery disposition, there have been many problems. We made the decision this morning and I am pretty heartbroken.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 20 May, 2010, 10:19:10 AM
Jeez, Locust. You've spoken so fondly of your wife on here on numerous occasions. I hope you both find the answers you need and can work it out. Take care...

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 May, 2010, 10:33:36 AM
That's shit mate, sorry to hear that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 20 May, 2010, 10:37:21 AM
That's shit! Best wishes Locust. It ain't easy and you're going to go through a hell of a lot of emotions before you come out the other side. My wife's been gone for 5 months now and I'm still getting used to the way everything has changed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 11:22:20 AM
Christ.

Gav, Will- terrible fucking news guys.

Locusts... having been through that myself, I know exactly how fucking horrible it is. You've got my email.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 20 May, 2010, 11:37:15 AM
Sorry to hear that Locust

and Gav, Will too, difficult times for you guys,

remember and keep talking, its the best thing.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: WoD on 20 May, 2010, 11:44:05 AM
Sincere sympathy to all of you.

Can't say much more than that.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 20 May, 2010, 01:24:34 PM
Crikey. Locust. You have my mail, man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 May, 2010, 01:27:21 PM
Sorry to hear about that Matt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 May, 2010, 02:37:59 PM
Sorry to hear the bad news, Locust.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 20 May, 2010, 02:58:04 PM
Sorry to hear your bad news Locust hope everything works out for the best.


filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Horrible thread. 

Makes me cry.  Hugs all round for you folks who need them.  Bit sniffly myself today, and I just knew coming here and catching up on a few weeks of it would make it worse. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 May, 2010, 03:24:49 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 20 May, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
My wife and I are separating. Things have been rough since she's gotten home from Afghanistan, and though I try to put on a cheery disposition, there have been many problems. We made the decision this morning and I am pretty heartbroken.

Bloody hell.

I hope i am not being presumptious but all marriages have problems.dont do anything rash or impulsive and perhaps have a short break from each other and see if you can work it.

I am going to be very bold now and ask if it has anything to do with your wifes experiences and time spent in Afghanistan ?

Try and talk about it to see if you can get to the cause of the problem if you can.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 May, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
Sorry to hear your sad news Locusts, take care mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 20 May, 2010, 05:16:19 PM
Locusts: I'm so sorry mate, take care
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin MacNeil on 20 May, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
Crivvens, LoD!  :o  Supportive manly hugs to you!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 May, 2010, 05:51:22 PM
Its the Brighton Festival again and sure enough The Brighton Beach Boys who i hate are back again with their once yearly fixture which is this weekend of playing in the Church across the road which doubles as a live music venue some of the time.They do covers of Beatles and Beach Boys songs.


Its like fucking Xmas because i dont look forward to it sometimes yet its unavoidable unless i went away for the weekend.I can hear them rehearsing right now with their leaden- by the numbers cover version of All You Need Is Love.I have blocked it out now with other music.

I just HATE HATE HATE  >:( them and i wish they would fuck off permanently.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 20 May, 2010, 06:27:18 PM
Ah shit, I'm gutted for you Matt. Take care of yourself mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 06:47:34 PM
Matt, my contact details are on FB, use them if you need to.  Can't pretend to have been in those shoes, but I can listen.  My ears are very bendable.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: das on 20 May, 2010, 06:57:22 PM
CRAP ! this topic is a bummer.
i gots to go look at pretty pictures instead.

hey NEW progs...
life IS good !
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 20 May, 2010, 07:03:15 PM
That really is shit news Locusts. However things turn out, the boards thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 May, 2010, 07:49:24 PM
Jeeez LoD that pretty shit. I hope its only a temporary thing so your wife can sort her head out and it all works out in the end. I know it can be pretty rough out there and the military (from my experience) don't really prepare for such eventualities.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 20 May, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
My condolences to Will on the loss of your friend.

I'm very sorry to hear about your own friends loss Gavin.

Sorry to hear your bad news too Locusts. I hope things work out for the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 20 May, 2010, 08:41:57 PM
sorry to hear it locust.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 20 May, 2010, 10:15:44 PM
I worked with the woman in this news report (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8694976.stm) for six years, and knew her really quite well.

I have no idea how I'm supposed to feel about this.

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 10:36:54 PM
I think "sad" would be a perfectly sensible response.  That sucks mate.  Sorry to hear about that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 20 May, 2010, 10:53:18 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 10:36:54 PM
I think "sad" would be a perfectly sensible response. 

Yeah ... I know. I've never known someone who's actually been killed by someone else -- I have this odd undercurrent of anger, and this need to know more, which feels horribly like voyeurism because it's not like Gillian was a family member or anything ...

This thread is horrible. I'm so sorry for, well, every fucker, really. :-(

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 10:57:24 PM
It's a surreal thing.  My cousin was stabbed upwards of 20 times by her boyfriend who used his insecurity to basically paint her as a whore (she wasn't, just friendly and he was a control freak) and instead of life, he got 8 years.

Only the fact that I've gone to her funeral, watched her parents slowly collapse and not seen her in the last 10 years stops me from thinking I'd somehow had a very vivid dream.  I think that's what that kind of death feels like for a lot of people who belong to the person who's died.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 20 May, 2010, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 20 May, 2010, 10:53:18 PM
This thread is horrible. I'm so sorry for, well, every fucker, really. :-(
Aye. My sympathies to all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 May, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
One shocker after another. I'm sorry for everyone who's going through a hard time. My partner is a home tutor, and she's had two students turn up for their classes in tears this week with recession-induced family troubles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 21 May, 2010, 12:07:33 AM
Shit Locust, you have spoken so affectionately about your wife both on here and in real life. Let's hope some time will help sort out some of the problems. Take care.

You have my sympathies, Jim.

This is a rotten thread, but sometimes it's better to let off a bit of steam on here then to keep it in a bottle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 21 May, 2010, 09:18:59 AM
Wise words there from Gavin. Too often stuff is bottled up when it would be better to just let it go.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 21 May, 2010, 09:33:05 AM
Agreed.

This thread has, not to put TOO fine a point on it, saved my life near as damn it.  A chance to vent and to hear that, no, you're not crazy for being sad/upset.  It's horrible as a catalogue of sad things that can happen, but it's great because of the support we can give each other.  This is simultaneously my least favourite thread and the one I think does the most good and has the most positive message.  Long may it continue.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: James Stacey on 21 May, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
It certainly isn't easy reading, but it is helpful without falling into emo self pity.

Life is pretty spuggy at the moment as my house goes on sale today. I love it and planned to live there forever but I can't afford it on my own. We'd spent years building, decorating and making it the way we wanted it. Its a lovely house in a very nice area and now I'm gonna have to go live in a flat somewhere.
However ...
Life is kinda ok because I'm partly looking forward to it. A new place (entirely of my own) and a clean start drawing a line under the end of the marriage. Hopefully I can post on the drokking fantastic thread soon saying I've got a nice new house and a hot girlfriend :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 21 May, 2010, 11:59:47 AM
Hope so James.  Good luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 21 May, 2010, 09:53:54 PM
Thank you for all your well wishes, guys. Things are tough but I am managing for the moment.

And to Gavin and Will, I apologize for not seeing your posts - and I send my thoughts to both of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 21 May, 2010, 11:53:18 PM
Shite.
Just...shite. To everything.
sorry for being so late to this and only reading all this new...

Really sorry to hear that Locusts mate...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: blixab on 22 May, 2010, 01:49:58 PM
Sorry to hear about everything Matt. Hopefully things will work themselves out for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 23 May, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
The current spell of great weather means my thick as shit neighbours think it's OK to play loud music all day for the rest of the street to hear. We are indoors with all doors and windows shut, TV on and we can still freakin' hear it.
They are lazy bastards who will never work a day in their lives, sponge and borrow off of everyone else and have no respect for all the other people around them.
These are the same people who were back together two days after she stabbed him on new years eve and also told the kids to "Go back to fucking sleep!" on Christmas morning.

The kids will grow up to be exactly the same.

Some people don't deserve to be alive and definately should not be allowed to breed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 May, 2010, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: albion83uk on 23 May, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
These are the same people who told the kids to "Go back to fucking sleep!" on Christmas morning.

I remember.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 23 May, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Have the same problem here Albion....We live in a "quiet" cul de sac that has a massive big green in front of the houses, perfect for the kids to play on. A few months ago, a couple of "20-somethings" moved to the row, renting out one of the houses. And they are twats. Absolute twats. Since they moved in we've had drunken brawls in the street at 4am, we've had their mates turning up and thrashing their car (smashing the windows) and house (smashing more windows), we've had raves, we've had all night parties, we've had girlfriends screaming at them out in the street....its absolutely ridiculous. And these guys who rent the house, they're your typical "ruffians" - you know, all shaved heads and tattoos and all the rest of it. What do you do about these goons? Last night they hooked up a stereo out on the green and had the SAME FUCKING DANCE SONG blaring for about 5 hrs straight. Til after midnight.

Assholes.

There should be a law against them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 May, 2010, 10:59:46 PM
I have a shaved-ish head and Tattoo's. We aren't all like that.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 May, 2010, 11:07:43 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 May, 2010, 06:40:32 PM
Quote from: albion83uk on 23 May, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
These are the same people who told the kids to "Go back to fucking sleep!" on Christmas morning.

I remember.
Yeah, I remember that too. 

My neighbours like to leave their aggressive great dane off the leash and running around the green in the middle of our little cul de sac.  It's bitten me in the past and the dog-catcher seemed decidedly uninterested in doing a damn thing about it. 

Hot weather means that not only is the dog making an agressive nuisance of itself, so are the criminal scumbags who own it (with shaved heads and tattoos too, but that's beside the point - merely an observation) and their juvenile delinquent slack-jaw-ed offspring. 

If someone wanted to shoot someone they could do worse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 23 May, 2010, 11:33:34 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 23 May, 2010, 10:59:46 PM
I have a shaved-ish head and Tattoo's. We aren't all like that.






V

Yeah sorry mate, that was a bit of a "gross generalisation" there. My apologies.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 May, 2010, 11:35:51 PM
No probs just trying to make you feel bad. ;)






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 24 May, 2010, 12:38:29 AM
Quote from: Van Dom on 23 May, 2010, 09:46:35 PM
Have the same problem here Albion....

I sympathise Van Dom, I really do. Our road wouldn't be too bad if these idiots weren't here and for some reason it's always the house next to mine that they live in. The previous tenants were just as bad too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 May, 2010, 07:45:29 PM
Bloody hell folks, I'm on a bit of a break from the board and I just spent 10 miserable minutes ploughing through 10 days backlog of this thread.  Where to start.  All I can say is that my heart goes out to you all -  Locusts, Jim and Mike, Gavin, Will, James, Albion and Van Dom too... feck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 May, 2010, 07:47:36 PM
And worst of all, Tordelback is back.  :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 28 May, 2010, 10:56:41 AM
My wife is being sent back to Afghanistan in September. Fuck, we can't catch a break. This is like a comedy at this point, right? Even though she has decided to send me packing, I still don't want her to have to go through that a second time.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 28 May, 2010, 11:01:47 AM
Sweet Jovus wept. Locust- my thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 28 May, 2010, 11:03:46 AM
Fucking hell.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 May, 2010, 11:23:24 AM
Shit news on all fronts Locusts, hang on in there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 28 May, 2010, 11:35:10 AM
Really sorry for you guys, locusts... :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 28 May, 2010, 12:14:35 PM
Sorry to read you have been going through such testing times, Locusts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 28 May, 2010, 01:00:06 PM
Matt, mate....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 May, 2010, 01:03:46 PM
That's crappy news Locusts. Hope you guys catch a break soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 28 May, 2010, 01:09:30 PM
So sorry to hear that, Locusts.
It really has been hell for you these last few weeks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 28 May, 2010, 04:38:59 PM
Much like Tordels, I've been off board for a while - there has been some terrible shit flying it seems. Although I can't actually help all I can say is all the best dudes - you're in my thoughts.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 May, 2010, 02:04:06 AM
I've had a headache for over a week that dosen't want to go away and it's making me frustrated and irritable.

And a fried of mine has been told by his doctor that if his back keeps degenerating at the rate it has beeen doing, he'll be confined to a wheelchair within 10 years
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 29 May, 2010, 11:28:11 PM
Coincidink Dr. For the past few days I have been suffering from a bastard of a headache got home from work Thursday and slept till it was time for work the next day. Seems to be abating now.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 02 June, 2010, 05:49:40 PM
Life Spugs because I'm now Ignored by 8 members. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: wild-seven on 02 June, 2010, 11:08:33 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 02 June, 2010, 05:49:40 PM
Life Spugs because I'm now Ignored by 8 members. :(

I'm not ignoring you Sir and I don't even know what a Gundam is  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 03 June, 2010, 07:00:06 AM
I wouldn't ignore you if you weren't such a gundam idiot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 June, 2010, 06:06:21 PM
This might go on a bit but i have to offload to save my sanity and i am not forcing anyone to read it.

I am MEGA stressed and ANGRY

I have just got back home from the job from hell that i wish i had never signed up to.It was for someone i i know who is basically a fucking liability whose business is hard landscaping of gardens.It was my job to do the plastering of walls and blockwork.i thought it would be an in and out job but NO such luck.I am not being paid what i should be paid which is my fault because i didnt have to agree to it but i did because i was doing a favor.The job has taken 3 times as long to complete than i expected.

I dont like working on other peoples projects as i run my own and i like to do them my way.

So today instead of enjoying the weather i spent the day being stressed to fuck helping with this POS garden project.I was plastering blockwork with sand and cement which i HATE using and the faces of the blocks dont have a proper mechanical key which helps the muck stick because the faces of them are virtually smooth and i was trying to float up the muck that i had just spread over the blocks and the fucking stuff was just falling off again all over the place so now i have to go back on saturday morning and try and float it all up .

I just lost it BIG TIME this afternoon and made a very bad impression but i am past caring about it.

I walked off site earlier and had to make my own way back home by bus which just made things worse as the town centre was a fucking nightmare and i had to wait 12 minutes for a bus at 5pm and as usual when i got off the stiupid dickheads waitinbg at the bus stop were trying to get on the bus as i was trying to get off the bus so i told them all to fuck off out of my way.

I am NEVER going to do that kind of work again ever.I do highly specialised work on listed buildings and i shouldnt even be fucking about with someone elses blockwork walls.

All my work for the summer is pending including 24,000 quids worth of work that is hanging in the balance on the strength of how well i have sold myself and my services to the potential clients and how well i have worded my covering letter which is stressing me out as well.

I  am going to have a can of cold beer and a bath in an effort to de-stress.

Apologies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 June, 2010, 08:17:17 AM
And relax.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 09 June, 2010, 04:55:24 PM
5,000 brochures we did were delivered today, proudly proclaiming "Abrasives & Adhesives" on the cover. They should have said "Abrasives & Accessories".

FUCK.

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 09 June, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
OwwwwOwww

I know your pain
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 09 June, 2010, 08:30:23 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 02 June, 2010, 05:49:40 PM
Life Spugs because I'm now Ignored by 8 TWATS.

Bold indicates text edited by me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 09 June, 2010, 08:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 02 June, 2010, 05:49:40 PM
Life Spugs because I'm now Ignored by 9 members. :(


Fixed that for you - and I'm not one of them - I ingore no one, even if they deserve it!

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 June, 2010, 08:46:11 PM
I've been putting this off for a while but I have to say something due to the constant running around I've had from one of the forum.

It all began on the day of the Hell-Trek. We were departing at 17:00 and at 12:30 I had a call from Mike Gloady saying that he was too ill to come. Fair one it can happen to anyone, he said he would pay his way, so as not to let anyone down (I'm glad I didn't take him up on this). I said that's okay, if you can't come you don't have to pay but I want the money for the top I've had made for you. Which we all know costs the ever so cheap price of £12 and that includes P&P. He said that was no problem!!!!

Now this all happened in the last few days of March, it's now June 9th and after numerous pm's. After one he actually said he was sending the cheque later that day. I think that over a fortnight ago. I have sent him more pm's, pm's through facebook and also a text to his phone but to no avail. I know he's on the web as he keeps posting stuff on facebook, so I don't know why he's avoiding me.
I feel I have been extremely polite and understanding with him due to his family circumstances as of late. But come on 2 and a half months is taking the piss just for £12 which would have been £70 odd if I'd taken him up on his false promise of paying his way.

I have discussed this with other people in pm's and this is the reason I will be asking for part payment up front for next years Hell-Trek. I took a big gamble paying for quite a lot of stuff up front and due to Mike Gloady all that has changed. The lads on the trip were very understanding when I said it was going to cost them more than I quoted but I still felt a twat asking.

So as you can see I am FUCKING PISSED right off with Mike for not even bothering to be decent enough to pay up as soon as we got back. Constant messages from me and still no payment. That Hell-Trek proved that the forum has some of the best people on the internet on it but also one of the worst.

Believe me, this was the last thing I wanted to do but why should I keep quiet about the way I've been treated. Jesus Christ it's only TWELVE fucking quid Mike and you can't even be bothered to pay up. The worst bit was that you were one of the most enthusiatic about the whole trip, I now feel as though that was a complete sham and you didn't want to come along when you realised it was really going to happen.

Let this be a warning to anyone on the forum who may have any dealings with Mike in the future. HE CAN'T BE RELIED UPON
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 23 June, 2010, 04:03:41 PM
I've been volunteering at a care home for veterans this week, just doing various jobs, today when I was delivering newspapers an elderly man broke down in tears.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 June, 2010, 05:13:42 PM
...because this thread makes me cross.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 23 June, 2010, 06:34:05 PM
Just to make sure I was not misinterpreted I meant that it spugs for the people living in the care home. I wasn't intending to be a prick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 June, 2010, 06:40:26 PM
You're a good lad, Nev.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 23 June, 2010, 07:41:53 PM
Quote from: nev on 23 June, 2010, 06:34:05 PM
Just to make sure I was not misinterpreted I meant that it spugs for the people living in the care home. I wasn't intending to be a prick.
I dont think anyone thought that. Fair play to you. ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 23 June, 2010, 07:48:38 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 June, 2010, 08:46:11 PM

but I still felt a twat asking.


Ah CF, none of us though you a twat for asking more cash...that came later  :D :D :D.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 June, 2010, 07:50:17 PM
You are too kind LoD  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 July, 2010, 12:27:02 AM
Lindsay Lohan is going to jail where she will be raped by bull dykes and they will hide drugs in her vagina using margarine like on the show Bad Girls.

How can they do this to our finest film person?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 07 July, 2010, 12:36:36 AM
You'll find out my "spug" tomorrow in the Yap room.

Not sure if I can type about it here & now...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 07 July, 2010, 12:07:56 PM
A parent owes me a promised (mind you this promise is 5 years old) a trip to London as a family so I thought I will collect on the promises and go see the film at the same time (if you don't know I live just by Tewkesbury you know that place that was across the news back in 2007 for being completely flooded) any way I had my master plan nothing could get in my way. BUT O NO YET AGAIN SOCIAL SERVCES HAS TO REAR ITS UGLEY HEAD AGAIN and has been causing so much trouble about my brothers care there no way we can go so my mum suggests why don't you go on you own well here is the problem I'm not good with new places and I get lost easily and she suggests I go to London on my own! So right about now because yet again social services have ruined my life again I'm getting very tempted to go on a rampage through the office that's responsible for being dicks with a crowbar and some rusty nails. If anyone's wondering I wanted to see Mobile Suit Z Gundam Heirs to the Stars. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Orlok on 21 July, 2010, 12:41:14 AM
the wife's father made a faux suicide attempt in 2005 which disrupted our wedding reception.
Moving to Leeds to look after the scrote we discovered that he had:
A)been spending his hard earned disability allowance on dodgy and non-existent share companies.
B)been scouring for a Chinese bride to fetch over to his palatial shithole in Cleckheaton.
C)been stealing from his mother and her husband (who have dementia). Around 50k in three years and at least one credit card taken out in their name and maxed out.

Anyway, after pleading with him to stop said theft, he ignored us so we went straight to 5-0 with the evidence.
Three month's worth of harassment followed as he bombarded the missus with nasty letters and texts ("you're no longer my daughter and I wish you were dead", etc) – mainly as we had cut him off from his goldmine- after which time, the sullen CID officer came to us with his conclusion.
Basically, they weren't going to prosecute as despite his handwritten confessions and inability to lie to the cops they wouldn't get enough "points" for the prosecution. He further said that unless the prosecution are 100% certain of getting a conviction then they wouldn't proceed as it looks bad and more importantly makes the policy seem ineffective if they have 100 cases and only a few convictions. He said that this sort of thing goes on all of the time and scumbags they bust on a regular basis are constantly bailed pending investigation which is then dropped when the CPS deems the prosecution unlikely or not cost effective.

So, in other words, he got away with keeping two old people with dementia in virtual slavery for three years, buying supermarket own brand food for them to save their money (he spent 30 quid out of the 230 they got each week on grub) while pocketing the savings for his various schemes. And all while claiming disability allowance cos he can't work due to "head pains". Which apparently come and go cos we found out he was working on the side and reported him. Sadly the fraud department in Bradford has been shut down due to cutbacks so he got off with that too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 02:50:04 AM
If I was you... I'd go to the newspappers with this story.

It's amazing that this ********* has gotten away with so much when I know people who are genuinly ill and get hasseled and questioned over EVERY LEGITAMATE CLAIM.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Orlok on 21 July, 2010, 05:51:02 AM
It's certainly crossed my mind.

Mind you, so has ringing up my more nefarious pals from the home town of Birkenhell and having them dispense a  bit of plains justice.

The wife would never forgive me though.

On a positive note, he has since been removed from the bank accounts and his Chinese bride came over, married him, realised the money wasn't coming in and hightailed it back home. Not that I believe she was in it for the cash, I just believe that she realised she was being misled and did one.

There's still no justice in it though...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 July, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
Sorry to hear all that Orlok and it's that much harder to comprehend when it's family!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 July, 2010, 07:13:52 AM
That's pretty low, Orlok. Hope he gets what's coming to him.

I've had about four hours sleep since midnight last night, spread out and broken into twenty minute chunks. Every time I got to sleep, my girlfriend woke me up by rolling over, fidgeting, pushing, kicking and generally freaking out. From 6 o'clock, she's been using me as a personal alarm, expecting me to wake her up every fifteen minutes, until she feels like getting up (6:45, fact fans). Once up, she stomped about, complaining loudly that the clothes I washed yesterday were in her way, as she knocked them onto the floor and trampled them. Oh, and grilling me over the whereabouts of her mobile phone. Because I always make a point of memorising the location of that, oh yes.

In the end, when I pointed out how unfair it was that she was keeping me awake, she hit back with the retort "You can always catch up - It's not like you've got to go to work or anything". Thanks for that. That's going to make the hours I spend today trying to secure a new job feel so much more worthwhile.

And this after I came out in the torrential rain yesterday to travel through flooded streets - many of which had been closed off - to give her a lift from work to her car, half a mile away, just so she wouldn't get wet. Well she can bloody swim today...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 July, 2010, 11:14:37 AM
Cyberleader2000, your parents have more important things to worry about right now, and Mobile Suit Z Gundam Heirs to the Stars a) will wait, and b) doesn't matter. We don't always get what we want, and sometimes we need to embrace disappointment to build character.

Orlok, that's a pretty outrageous story. Some people are so truly bloody terrible they can do nothing but cause misery. I'm appalled.

Noisybast, that's passive-aggressive. It's never easy being the main wage earner while a partner is staying at home keeping house and looking for work (and vice versa). My missus and I have both been there.

Roberta, whatever it is, I hope you can turn it around.

Comiserations to everybody, and I hope there are better times around the corner for everyone who's having to put up with stuff they'd rather not have to deal with right now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 July, 2010, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 July, 2010, 11:14:37 AM
We don't always get what we want, and sometimes we need to embrace disappointment to build character.

Usher is secretly Calvin's Dad.

Sympathies to all afflicted with suckage great and small, although I would caution against being quite so specific about what are obviously legal matters, and may be again in the future.   The internet is forever.

Noisy: I've gone from being Man the Hunter to Royal Parasite over the last year, and it truly is a pain.  My missus has been incredibly good about it, and I still feel like shit - not sure how I'd handle it if I had it thrown in my face, but I would suggest talking about it over a drink.  And my own top tip for a happy relationship seems tangentially appropriate here:  get a bigger bed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 July, 2010, 11:49:07 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 21 July, 2010, 11:46:34 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 July, 2010, 11:14:37 AM
We don't always get what we want, and sometimes we need to embrace disappointment to build character.

Usher is secretly Calvin's Dad.

I just need to learn to live by those same words of wisdom! It's a struggle sometimes.  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 21 July, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
Cyberleader, perhaps your mum suggested you go to London by yourself because she knows you're not good with new places and get lost easily.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 01:41:38 PM
I also surpose you have to decide what you want to achive...

I seriously doult that there is anyway of getting the money he defrauded back...

And even if you could get him successfully charged now, (depending on his previous criminal record) the most you'd likley get is him serving a few months in an open prision.

Sometimes the best thing to do for your own peace of mind is to walk away...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 July, 2010, 03:06:50 PM
Just make sure all his neighbours know. Make sure everyone knows down his local. In the shops he visits. Write a letter to the local newspaper - but keep it civil, dispassionate almost. Etc. Nothing is more painful than the truth, after all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 July, 2010, 03:46:47 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 07 July, 2010, 12:07:56 PMhere is the problem I'm not good with new places and I get lost easily and she suggests I go to London on my own!

Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 21 July, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
Cyberleader, perhaps your mum suggested you go to London by yourself because she knows you're not good with new places and get lost easily.

Indeed. CL2k, you really can't hope to compete with me on travel incompetence (getting lost, turning up late or a week early or just about any combination of the above, plus near-death experiences trying to cross roads ;) ) - the key is: planning. Couldn't be easier in this day and age with just about everything you'll need just a click away - research your route, make sure you know which trains you are taking, book now, etc. and print everything off (perhaps even keep a folder/file for all the papers). Once you've done the research (and you leave yourself plenty of time) everything should go swimmingly.

It sounds like your folks have a lot on their plates, so (as long as you don't need a helper) it'd be a nice thing not to put any more pressure on them at this point and I'm sure you navigating a successful jaunt to see a film would be a nice thing for them as a sign they don't have to worry about you and can apply all their focus on the main problem in their life at the moment.

Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 07 July, 2010, 12:07:56 PMSo right about now because yet again social services have ruined my life again I'm getting very tempted to go on a rampage through the office that's responsible for being dicks with a crowbar and some rusty nails.

I think you'll find social services do their best despite being massively underfunded and having an almost unmanageable caseload (I went out with a social worked for a bit you find this out pretty quickly when you see the other side of the coin and not just the more... "tabloid" take on things).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Emperor you seriously sound like  your a relative of a friend of mine.


Tell me ... Is your surname Eggleton by any chance?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 21 July, 2010, 04:20:52 PM
Three words... Google Street View.

Really handy for finding places before you've even left the house.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 July, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
Indeed - you can effectively walk the route virtually before doing so in person.

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Emperor you seriously sound like  your a relative of a friend of mine.


Tell me ... Is your surname Eggleton by any chance?

Nope. Rest assured if we were related I'd have told you by now. ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 21 July, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Emperor Eggleton. Got me a character for me next short story  :D.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 July, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 21 July, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
Indeed - you can effectively walk the route virtually before doing so in person.

Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Emperor you seriously sound like  your a relative of a friend of mine.


Tell me ... Is your surname Eggleton by any chance?

Nope. Rest assured if we were related I'd have told you by now. ;)

I wouldnt.

;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 July, 2010, 05:10:17 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 21 July, 2010, 04:50:54 PM
Emperor Eggleton. Got me a character for me next short story  :D.

Oh no... what the HELL have I started NOW?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 July, 2010, 05:53:38 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 21 July, 2010, 04:49:28 PM
Nope. Rest assured if we were related I'd have told you by now. ;)

So said Jocasta...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 22 July, 2010, 12:24:05 AM
And here I was, feeling a little bit depressed, when markdienekes arrived to cheer me up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 22 July, 2010, 12:29:57 AM
A good friend from work died last week,  He was a real character, dell boy type, but would do the world for you if he could.

He was only 39, dropped after making a delivery. He was from an Irish speaking area of Mayo, and would often speak Gaelic when it suited him, most often heard was ' Ta Cluasi mor ar na muici beaga'(no sine fada on this keyboard). Means 'The little pig has big ears@' i.e. someone is been nosey into his buisness.

Anyway, here's to you Stevie,  I'm sure yer raisin hell.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.

You dont say !

I have seen that happen in real life [terminal cancer] with a very close relative and i dont need to be reminded of it in a flippant comment posted on the internet thanks very much.

BTW for your education if you are in the advanced stages of terminal cancer you are usually on Morphine so you are not writhing around on  your deathbed in agony and whats more you are barely conscious for the majority of the time.

Also because of this death is actually very peaceful and you just die in your sleep.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.

You dont say !

I have seen that happen in real life [terminal cancer] with a very close relative and i dont need to be reminded of it in a flippant comment posted on the internet thanks very much.

BTW for your education if you are in the advanced stages of terminal cancer you are usually on Morphine so you are not writhing around on  your deathbed in agony and whats more you are barely conscious for the majority of the time.

Also because of this death is actually very peaceful and you just die in your sleep.

Yeah, sorry guys, I guess I went for the most crappiest Life Spugs - I'll try to be a little more light-hearted next time. :D

For your education, I've seen it too with close relatives, and I know for a fact they were in pain, hence the morphine. My grandmother stayed with me for the last 2 weeks of her life... so I saw it firsthand quite recently.

I guess I'm so 'flippant' about it because I've lost a few close family from it and it's a way to deal with it. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 July, 2010, 10:37:38 AM
I dunno, I suspect most of us have seen cancer take someone close to us, unless we've been very lucky, and we're all going to die regardless of luck.  Certainly seems to belong in the 'Life Spugs..." section to me
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 22 July, 2010, 11:37:40 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 July, 2010, 10:37:38 AM
we're all going to die regardless of luck. 

Speak for yourself!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 July, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer

Not even the majority. Statistically about one person in three gets cancer, and not all of them die. For instance, if a man in his seventies gets prostate cancer, chances are he's as likely to die of heart disease, pneumonia or some other cause as he is from cancer. Not all cancers are fatal.

Anyone got any vexing and non-fatal tales of misfortune to share?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 July, 2010, 04:13:43 PM
I've just paid for a train ticket that gets in 9 minutes after the (last) connecting bus I need to get. Should've got the earlier train but I'm an idiot. I can now buy a new train ticket for £21 or get a taxi from the station which is "esitimated" to be around £15.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.

You dont say !

I have seen that happen in real life [terminal cancer] with a very close relative and i dont need to be reminded of it in a flippant comment posted on the internet thanks very much.

BTW for your education if you are in the advanced stages of terminal cancer you are usually on Morphine so you are not writhing around on  your deathbed in agony and whats more you are barely conscious for the majority of the time.

Also because of this death is actually very peaceful and you just die in your sleep.



For your education, I've seen it too with close relatives, and I know for a fact they were in pain, hence the morphine. My grandmother stayed with me for the last 2 weeks of her life... so I saw it firsthand quite recently.

I guess I'm so 'flippant' about it because I've lost a few close family from it and it's a way to deal with it. 

For your education my slightly older brother died from Cancer which is rather different to your elderly grandmother dying from Cancer.That i can promise you and the fallout for the whole family during and after the event was hellish.

If you dont like the way i replied to your comment then its tough because this is the way i deal with it.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 06:36:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.



You dont say !

I have seen that happen in real life [terminal cancer] with a very close relative and i dont need to be reminded of it in a flippant comment posted on the internet thanks very much.

BTW for your education if you are in the advanced stages of terminal cancer you are usually on Morphine so you are not writhing around on  your deathbed in agony and whats more you are barely conscious for the majority of the time.

Also because of this death is actually very peaceful and you just die in your sleep.



For your education, I've seen it too with close relatives, and I know for a fact they were in pain, hence the morphine. My grandmother stayed with me for the last 2 weeks of her life... so I saw it firsthand quite recently.

I guess I'm so 'flippant' about it because I've lost a few close family from it and it's a way to deal with it.  

For your education my slightly older brother died from Cancer which is rather different to your elderly grandmother dying from Cancer.That i can promise you and the fallout for the whole family during and after the event was hellish.

If you dont like the way i replied to your comment then its tough because this is the way i deal with it.

Thank you.

My intention wasn't to upset anyone, I thought it would fit in here as it does indeed spug, but it clearly has upset you, so my apologies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 22 July, 2010, 06:41:34 PM
In all fairness, Peter, people post here to vent in their own way. Just because you don't like the way markasumthinsumthinsumthin vented doesn't mean that you're right and have to be so rude about it. I am terribly sorry your brother passed away, but you can't always assume someone doesn't feel the same closeness to any particular family member, old or young. I usually stay out of these types of spats, but this thread is here for a reason, but not specifically your reasons.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 July, 2010, 06:43:33 PM
My dad, strong as an ox, went into hospital for a routine operation on his neck. The operation caused a massive stroke and he died a few days later, with me at his side, without ever waking up.

We've all got horror stories. We're all going to die. Just at the moment, though, I'm alive. Probably best to concentrate on the present life than the future death.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
Quote from: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 06:36:48 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
Quote from: markdienekes on 22 July, 2010, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: markdienekes on 21 July, 2010, 11:50:34 PM
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

The majority of us from some sort of cancer eating away at our insides, where we'll be writhing around on our deathbeds being injected with painkillers as we reach our agonizing, inevitable end.

Grim stuff.



You dont say !

I have seen that happen in real life [terminal cancer] with a very close relative and i dont need to be reminded of it in a flippant comment posted on the internet thanks very much.

BTW for your education if you are in the advanced stages of terminal cancer you are usually on Morphine so you are not writhing around on  your deathbed in agony and whats more you are barely conscious for the majority of the time.

Also because of this death is actually very peaceful and you just die in your sleep.



For your education, I've seen it too with close relatives, and I know for a fact they were in pain, hence the morphine. My grandmother stayed with me for the last 2 weeks of her life... so I saw it firsthand quite recently.

I guess I'm so 'flippant' about it because I've lost a few close family from it and it's a way to deal with it.  

For your education my slightly older brother died from Cancer which is rather different to your elderly grandmother dying from Cancer.That i can promise you and the fallout for the whole family during and after the event was hellish.

If you dont like the way i replied to your comment then its tough because this is the way i deal with it.

Thank you.

My intention wasn't to upset anyone, I thought it would fit in here as it does indeed spug, but it clearly has upset you, so my apologies.

I just sent you an email.Its not your fault at all and i have been in a rather irritable spikey mood in the last few days for no reason i can think of as everything is ok at the moment.I am not particularly pleasent when i am in that frame of mind and the comment appeared right at the wrong time.

My apologies but the dial on muh head has four settings see........
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 July, 2010, 07:19:49 PM
I'm glad there's so much quoting going on. It means the thread will go onto another page that much quicker and we can move on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 July, 2010, 01:23:37 AM
Youths are battling amongst the bins out my back.

And I've just noticed Dog Deever's changed his avatar.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 July, 2010, 07:58:46 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 July, 2010, 07:19:49 PM
I'm glad there's so much quoting going on. It means the thread will go onto another page that much quicker and we can move on.

Here Here.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Orlok on 26 July, 2010, 12:24:20 AM
I've just re-read the Mark Millar Dredd stories for the Daily Star. >:(

As if his Toothy stuff wasn't bad enough these are something far worse. I think he outsourced the writing to a nine year old.

Also, he's met Angelina Jolie. >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 31 July, 2010, 01:21:10 PM
Some chavvy fucker stole my bike from the station last night.  :thumbsdown:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 31 July, 2010, 05:31:32 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 July, 2010, 10:37:38 AM
...we're all going to die regardless of luck.

I'm not. I've decided to skip that bit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 01 August, 2010, 12:19:24 AM
Quote from: Orlok on 26 July, 2010, 12:24:20 AM
I've just re-read the Mark Millar Dredd stories for the Daily Star. >:(

As if his Toothy stuff wasn't bad enough these are something far worse. I think he outsourced the writing to a nine year old.

Also, he's met Angelina Jolie. >:( >:( >:( >:(
On the bright side, no matter how far he travels he'll never not be from Coatbridge.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2010, 11:30:23 AM
I decided to get an early night last night and decided to put a DVD in to record the not very good 1971 film 'Zeppelin,' which was showing on ITV1 at 2.30am. Unfortunately, I was so tired that when I finally went to bed I'd forgotten about the film altogether, and thus forgot to set the DVD to record it. Bollocks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 01 August, 2010, 11:40:05 AM
I had some recording woes myself last night. I set the video to record some stuff and went to bed. Unfortunately I didn't remove the tape I'd been watching and put the other one in.

So I woke tis morning to find that I had taped over the end of an episode of Heroes, an entire episode of Dynasty and part of an episode of Falcon Crest. Made all the more galling because the Falcon Crest episode was a season opener so I didn't get to see the cliffhangers. such as they were, resolved.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 August, 2010, 01:41:54 PM
You people are strange - recording "not very good 1971 films" and "Dynasty and Falcon Crest". Can't decide which of you is strangest!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 August, 2010, 02:30:21 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 01 August, 2010, 01:41:54 PM
You people are strange - recording "not very good 1971 films" and "Dynasty and Falcon Crest".

Falcon awful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 August, 2010, 04:56:53 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 01 August, 2010, 01:41:54 PM
You people are strange - recording "not very good 1971 films" and "Dynasty and Falcon Crest". Can't decide which of you is strangest!

I had a purpose in wanting to watch the not very good 1971 film 'Zeppelin.'  :D
It was in the name of research.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 August, 2010, 05:01:55 PM
Ah. Got naked ladies in, has it? Ladies with big Zeppelins?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 01 August, 2010, 06:35:19 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 01 August, 2010, 01:41:54 PM
You people are strange - recording "not very good 1971 films" and "Dynasty and Falcon Crest". Can't decide which of you is strangest!

Take incredibly clunky scripts where unlikeable and unsympathetic characters spout ridiculously unnaural dialogue. Give those scripts to the most wooden group of actors you can find. Smother the result in an overblown and intrusive score and you get Dynasty.  God help me though, I can't stop watching.

Falcon Crest on the other hand is genuinely good television if you give it a chance. Not nearly as overblown or cheesy as others of it's ilk, it relies for the bulk of it's drama on it's characters. Who come across as genuinely likeable and warm individuals, partly due to the efforts of a very talented cast but also becuse the writers take the trouble to make them so, rather than being in a rush to get to the next bit of ridiculous melodrama.  When it does go bigger it's usually in the crime/thriller/conspiracy direction, with lots of espionage and assasinations. It's bloody good stuff.

Right, defensive rant over.   :-[

I'm  a bit surprised no-one took the piss out of me for watching Heroes though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 02 August, 2010, 09:52:52 PM
...my mum got told she has breast cancer today.

Small lump and treatable with op and radiation, hopefully she won't need chemo, but still, not in my top 10 days this year.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 August, 2010, 09:59:37 PM
All the best to your mum Minkyboy - small breast tumours are very treatable, but scary nonetheless. Chin up mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 August, 2010, 09:37:36 AM
That's shit- best wishes to your mum, Minky.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 03 August, 2010, 10:17:01 AM
Thanks guys.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 August, 2010, 12:06:44 PM
Yeah Minky, let's hope she gets the all clear very soon.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 August, 2010, 08:06:35 PM
Mrs went to doctors today with a big lump on her breast. All the symptoms of mastitis but she isn't pregnant (At least I hope not). Penicillin for two weeks then its back for a mammogram.
Life can be really shit sometimes.







V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 August, 2010, 08:22:53 PM
Vzzbux and Mrs Vzzbux, here's hoping that whatever it is, it's dealt with sharpish and is absolutely nothing serious. Yikes. Time to have a conversation with Mrs BlueThing, I reckon.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 August, 2010, 08:46:09 PM
Best wishes to Mrs vzzbux.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 August, 2010, 08:48:31 PM
That spugs fellas-sincere best wishes. Mrs Mikey went through this and is doing fine. It was by chance it was caught, but thankfully it was.

And SBT is on the money; get your check ups!

M
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 August, 2010, 07:14:08 PM
111-year-old statue stolen from my local park in Cardiff by thieving scum to sell for scrap metal:

(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48712000/jpg/_48712442_joylancestatue.jpg)(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icwales2/aug2010/7/1/joyance-stolen-320219344.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 August, 2010, 08:25:44 AM
Jesus, Vzz. All the best to you both.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 August, 2010, 10:20:36 AM
This probably pales in comparison to some of the other comments here but its all relative.

An old war wound that involved being punched in the ear resulted in a severe shoting pain right inside/behind my left ear at the point where the jawline is pivoted against the skull.[I dont know much about anatomical terminology].This usually happens when chewing or yawning.It has been doing it a lot lately and its a sharp stabbing/shooting pain and i have howled in pain a few times lately because of it very recently and it usually lasts about a second or two but at other times it doesnt do it at all but lately it has been back with a vengeance.

Its probably untreatable as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 13 August, 2010, 06:18:06 PM
Quote
Its probably untreatable as well.

Can't hurt to get it checked thought Peter.

(I'll admit this is a bit of a 'do as I say, not as I do' situation as I've had a couple of issues I should really check with the doctor but haven't yet...)

I know what you mean about the jaw/ear/side of the head though. It's all a bit connected. I don't have a 'war wound' in that area but, if I haven't slept properly or my sleep cycle is out of synch I'll sometimes get a pain around the side of my head that will affect my ear.

'Ark at us. Poor old buggers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2010, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 13 August, 2010, 10:20:36 AM
the point where the jawline is pivoted against the skull.[I dont know much about anatomical terminology].

May be called the inserton. That's my best guess. Mine locks up in agony from time to time, usually in the middle of eating something tough, and then for a day or so after.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 13 August, 2010, 07:19:09 PM
I am staying with a friend.

And since the internet was repaired (we kept losing connection) we now have internet speeds SLOWER than dial up.

And there was a HELL of a telephone fight trying to get BT to admit the problem even exists.

As for the rest, well that would need a whole new thread...

Grrr
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2010, 05:24:29 PM
Barring a miracle, my wife will be redeployed to Afghanistan on September 1st.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 16 August, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 August, 2010, 07:10:58 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 13 August, 2010, 10:20:36 AM
the point where the jawline is pivoted against the skull.[I dont know much about anatomical terminology].

May be called the inserton. That's my best guess. Mine locks up in agony from time to time, usually in the middle of eating something tough, and then for a day or so after.

That sounds like what i get although since posting the above it hasnt been back but what i do know is that before i was punched in the ear by a belligerant POS trash who was consumed by road rage i never had this problem.

BTW i traced where the asshole lived as he was local and there was payback by myself of course and now he no longer lives in the area.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 16 August, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 16 August, 2010, 05:24:29 PM
Barring a miracle, my wife will be redeployed to Afghanistan on September 1st.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Locusts -- can't you shoot her in the foot or something?

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 16 August, 2010, 05:46:28 PM
Shit news Locust. Best wishes to you both.

Paint her green and say she got Limey's Disease.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 16 August, 2010, 08:40:18 PM
Is she allergic to anything Locust. If I eat rainbow trout I balloon and am ill for two weeks.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 16 August, 2010, 11:01:15 PM
Aw man that is shit. If ever a miracle was needed...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 August, 2010, 11:05:03 PM
Indeed. Sucks bigtime.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 16 August, 2010, 11:22:59 PM
Photobucket has done it again

The latest victims...

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http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-japan.jpg

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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 August, 2010, 07:58:58 AM
Sorry to hear that Locusts, you guys seriously need a break from that crap.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 August, 2010, 08:43:10 AM
The military, you gotta love the way they try and keep people in the fold. Family life, what family life!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 August, 2010, 12:37:38 PM
Sorry to hear that Loc, must be tough on you guys, so much for time between active service.


Hey! now you're pregnant can't she stay and help out?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 August, 2010, 03:00:13 PM
Sorry to hear you're still going through bad times LoD.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ming on 17 August, 2010, 03:21:05 PM
Probably (i.e. certainly) of no help, Locusts - a (probably apocryphal) story goes that in the first world war, young men from Sheffield would down a bottle of Henderson's Relish in an attempt to avoid being sent to the front.  Apparently, going green and having all the symptoms of something rather nasty but without the doctors being able to diagnose it properly often did the trick.

Me, I just have a splash of it on me cheese on toast.

Really though - sorry to hear the ongoing crap you're having to deal with.  I hope things somehow go your way.


Life doesn't really spug over here, but we've ended up moving into a nice old wooden house which needs a lot of renovation... While we're living in it.  It's getting fixed up, but the going's slow, the builders' van broke down so they missed half a day, we've got a one-year old to entertain, another nipper on the way and the missus is stressed up to the eyeballs (but resists all attempts to get her to stay with her parents while the worst of the house is dealt with).  Actually, now I look at what I typed, that does seem a bit on the spuggy side.

Ho hum :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 August, 2010, 11:12:00 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 03 August, 2010, 08:06:35 PM
Mrs went to doctors today with a big lump on her breast. All the symptoms of mastitis but she isn't pregnant (At least I hope not). Penicillin for two weeks then its back for a mammogram.
Life can be really shit sometimes.
Karen has been referred to a specialist, waiting on a phone call. Suppose we will just have to wait and see what the next few months bring.
I am more worried now than when I found a lump in my scrotal sac. That turned out to be small calcium build up and nothing to worry about.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 17 August, 2010, 11:40:44 PM
LOD hope your wife's Tour of Duty(that would make a great title for a multi-part Dredd mega-epic) is a safe and boring one.
Vzzbux hope that everything goes well for your Mrs.


filip 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 19 August, 2010, 12:05:36 AM
my daughter has fallen spectacularly out of bed and hurt her little arm and hip bylanding on her magazine rack nothing seems to be broken and shes calming down now but we will have to check it tomorrow...might bugger up her trip to bowling tho' which she was really looking forward to. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 19 August, 2010, 10:10:32 PM
Well it doesn't spug on the scale of the above but somehow me and my big mouth have just wrecked a nice work night out. I am such a fucking cock sometimes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 20 August, 2010, 08:31:43 AM
That sounds like a story worth telling in more detail... :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 August, 2010, 08:38:58 AM
Quote from: mogzilla on 19 August, 2010, 12:05:36 AM
nothing seems to be broken and shes calming down now but we will have to check it tomorrow...

How'd the arm pan out in the end, Mogz? 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 20 August, 2010, 10:12:52 AM
Yeah Mogzilla, hope all is well with the little one. Nothing scarier or upsetting than your little one being hurt or sick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Vidar on 20 August, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Or are you just being "honest"?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mike Carroll on 20 August, 2010, 04:16:57 PM
Fun and games at the ATM today... Got there microseconds after a couple only a few years older than me. He looked dazed, she had two crutches (walking perfectly, I later noticed, yet she carried crutches nevertheless). They were deep in conversation for a minute or two, then realised that it would be a good idea to find her bag. This took some doing, as it was hidden in the bottom of an otherwise empty shopping trolley.

Once located, the bag was opened and another expedition was launched, this one in search of her purse. The bag was not that big, yet somehow the purse was pretty elusive. However, it was found before far too long, and then Expedition #3 began, this one in search of the ATM card.

By this stage, the line behind me was out the door, a dozen or more people bobbing up and down and leaning left and right to see past the people ahead of them, in the hope of determining the cause of the delay.

The correct card was located - yay! - and then the woman had to explain to the gentleman why it hadn't been in the part of her purse that she'd expected. This explanation was carried out promptly and efficiently, with a minimum of fuss, and lasted only about half a minute or so. Of course, a sane person would have put the card into the machine and THEN embarked on the explanation, but no, that would have been too tasking.

The machine eventually vomited out its Euro notes, and the lady put her card back into her purse, her purse into the bag, the bag into the trolley. This last series of actions was done with great care, deliberation, and much clattering of pointless crutches against trolley. Again, the action of a sane person might be to move to the side while carrying out this difficult task, but no, they remained in front of the machine until it was done, and then they realised that they'd been holding up a lot of people.

This realisation came with all the speed and grace of a dead snail and was not - as you might expect - followed by a hurried apology. It was followed by a conversation on how busy the place was. And STILL they didn't move away from the machine.

My own transaction, when the Gods finally decreed it was my turn to have a go on the ATM, took eleven seconds. I counted.

-- Mike
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 20 August, 2010, 04:24:33 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 August, 2010, 04:27:41 PM
Ahh Mike, you should be a writer.   ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 20 August, 2010, 05:40:08 PM
Nothing too complicated. I referred to my boss as a "syphlitic old whore" and she took it to heart. The evening went downhill from there really.

My comment was in a joke context but that in no way excuses it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 20 August, 2010, 05:41:51 PM
It's quite a well worded insult, if nothing else, Tips...  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 August, 2010, 05:54:25 PM
People are too polite for their own good.After reading the ATM saga someone should have really told the selfish dimwit woman to get a move on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 20 August, 2010, 05:59:51 PM

The trouble with an ATM saga like Mike's is that when it is your turn performance anxiety kicks in and you put your card the wrong way around or make a bad choice like go for 'mobile top up' when you were after cash.

I had a panicy moment at the train ticket machine that had been coverted to not take coins and I was frantically motioning with my coinage as the queue tutted.

No doubt if Mike was behind me he'd have booted me in the nuts (again).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 20 August, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 20 August, 2010, 05:54:25 PM
People are too polite for their own good.After reading the ATM saga someone should have really told the selfish dimwit woman to get a move on.

I would have  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: davethomson on 20 August, 2010, 06:06:00 PM
People that take longer than necessary at ATM's are the epitome of evil! The one closet to where I live seems to frequented by young women in tracksuits with hundreds of cards. Once it gets to their turn they put them in one by one, checking the balance on each and taking a tenner out of each till they have something like £200.

Who are they and why do they have so many fucking cards?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 20 August, 2010, 06:25:30 PM
Some woman the other day saw me heading for the same ATM as she was, so she literally ran to get in front of me...then proceeded to take FUCKING AGES to get her money out. Like Mike, I had my cash within seconds. People, eh?!  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 August, 2010, 11:44:25 AM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 20 August, 2010, 05:40:08 PM
Nothing too complicated. I referred to my boss as a "syphlitic old whore" and she took it to heart. The evening went downhill from there really.

My comment was in a joke context but that in no way excuses it.

That sounds like it could get quite complicated, to be honest, Tips! The perils of alcohol, eh? Hope she's seen the funny side by Monday! :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 21 August, 2010, 07:10:57 PM
Wasn't drunk. I was on my third pint (yes I had eaten) and I think she was on her first.  Shouldn't get complicated - already says she forgives me and that it was her over reacting. Still treading carefully though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Batman's Superior Cousin on 21 August, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
Taken from my original post (http://www.2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,29782.0.html)

Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 21 August, 2010, 05:44:29 PM
Thats when my subscription true starts!!!! :D

My subscription to the Prog starts next week!!!! :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 August, 2010, 07:21:50 PM
Why are people so terrified of causing or enduring offence these days? Of all the things to be scared of (war, disease, injury, slavery, addiction, poisons, etc, etc, etc), being pissed off by a remark is just small minded and infantile. Give offence and take offence, I say. It's all part of being human and sometimes, just sometimes, being offended makes us examine our own beliefs and understandings - which is never a bad thing.

Oh, and you're all drokkholes! (No offence...)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 21 August, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
I think it's because these days you or your employers can be sued!

Or at least that's the perception.

True some joke/ remakes can sprial out of control and become perhaps unintensionally spiteful.... But now people just won't take the minor risk least they lose their jobs or be branded as being a "phobic / ist ".
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 August, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
I ripped into my site manager yesterday over the phone, I used far too much foul language and told him basically what a cunt he was. I asked to finish at 4 because it was the mrs's birthday, then lo and behold at 3:30 I was told to pull a cable in Ashby which was about half an hour away from where I was. I eventually got home at 5. Although I had plenty of time to get ready it just wasn't the point as he specifically new why I needed to finish early.
This morning I deliberately arrived into work late to test the water and see if he went off on one. Hardly a word was said about it. Shame really as I was still ready for a confrontation.

So no you shouldn't be scared to offend your boss. In jest or otherwise





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 August, 2010, 09:05:48 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 21 August, 2010, 07:10:57 PM
Wasn't drunk. I was on my third pint (yes I had eaten) and I think she was on her first.  Shouldn't get complicated - already says she forgives me and that it was her over reacting. Still treading carefully though.

Plus it clears right up with antibiotics, so no real harm done!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 22 August, 2010, 02:13:49 AM
Can I copy and paste some of these shorter posts out onto my facebook status updates? As I have no life and everybody laughs at me and never with me.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 August, 2010, 08:56:40 PM
Fucking EBAY  >:( >:(

I will never sell another item in that fucking place because i am sick sick sick and tired of posting off items of value for 99 fucking P.

Is there something wrong with me that i dont know about ??

Do i smell or something ??

Do they see my name next to an auction and think Fuck that ??

I am through with those tight fisted fuckers and the whole fucking site and i dont care if this is not in the spirit of Ebay.I dont give a fuck and if there is too much swearing in this comment then someone can fucking delete it for all i care but i have had it with that place.

Fuck    Them    All


>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 August, 2010, 12:07:16 AM
I've never sold through eBay but surely you can set a reserve rather than starting at 99p?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 August, 2010, 03:21:24 PM
My last autumn's GCSE students got their results today, and there were some major disappointments. I know I could have got more of them through it with better grades if I had stayed, but the job didn't pay the going rate for excellence. I'm cross that they have lost out, and that it could have been prevented only if I'd been willing to go on working a 50-hour week for £13,000 a year.

If 4 GCSE classes a week, or 10 hours contact time, had paid £240 instead of £180, I would have stayed. I could have taught up to 6 GCSE classes @ £60 each then instead of taking on seven and-a-half hours of non-GCSE leisure learning shit to make my earnings up, which was a major diversion from teaching for worthwhile qualifications.

Oh well. You only get what you pay for, and at the moment it doesn't look like we're paying for the further education we need. I may give it another go one day, but not when I can earn as good a living for similar effort as a postman.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 August, 2010, 03:25:45 PM
Tiplodocus: A former colleague of mine left work after the fight that resulted from calling a workmate exactly that!  She meant it however.

Peter:  You can set your Starting Bid to whatever you like, as a transparent minimum that you're willing to acceept.  This is why my house is still groaning under the weight of unsold books.

Usher:   I trust you know that this is not your fault in any shape or form.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 August, 2010, 03:26:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 August, 2010, 03:25:45 PM
Usher:   I trust you know that this is not your fault in any shape or form.

It nags at me like joint pain.


The course providers had 10 weeks to find suitable replacement tutors, and they muffed it up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 August, 2010, 03:33:33 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 24 August, 2010, 03:25:45 PM
Peter:  You can set your Starting Bid to whatever you like, as a transparent minimum that you're willing to acceept.  This is why my house is still groaning under the weight of unsold books.



I dont seem to have much luck selling.I sold 3 items when i started that sold for loads more than i expected but since then its been a dead loss.

I had 7 watching both items i was selling on Sunday and i was hoping for a last minute bidding war but no such luck.One of the items i bought the week before which was an impulse buy so i re-auctioned it only to find one bid at 99p.

I am completely and utterly disillusioned and annoyed with it and i will never bother selling on there again ever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 25 August, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
I was sure my pin was a number that it wasn't so I can't use my card at cash machines any more.

I got a nokia to replace my shitty LG and the vibrate function won't work, and I never hear the damned phones anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 26 August, 2010, 03:14:24 PM
Sigh...

One of the members of our Medieval society is not so slowly drinking himself to death.

He dosn't seem to understand that he has a problem and needs to stop NOW FOREVER. Let alone seems to making any attempt to stop or ask for help.

It's doultful he will survive another year... in fact the doctors have given him the life excpectancy of weeks...

This is going to hit our groups founder hard, because altough I think he has accepted the situation interlectually. (Well what else CAN you do?) I get the  impression that they are close friends so emotionally..

We are gong to loss an otherwise great group member and there is nothing anyone seems to be able to do about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 26 August, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
That sucks, Doctor. My girlfriend's brother did himself in the same way.
There's not a lot anyone can do if he won't let himself be helped.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 26 August, 2010, 05:19:15 PM
Yeh, Doc, that is a shame. I have a friend who, I suspected, was an alcoholic for years. He recently admitted to me that he was. As Noisybast says, not a lot you can do to help them if they wont help themselves. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 August, 2010, 11:25:05 PM
I found a job I enjoy, and the manager has to go and spoil things by giving us 20 kilo bags to carry on a postal round and telling us it weighs 14 kilos, when the absolute maximum allowed is 16 kilos. After 4 days of this twice a day we found the scales and started weighing our own bags and taking out bundles of mail until they were within specified limits. I haven't had any crippling pain yet, but the muscles across one side of my back hurt quite a bit.

What is really annoying about this is that the managers knew the loads they were giving us were too heavy, they didn't care about the possibility of injury arising, and carrying that much mail at once achieved precisely nothing, because we were still carrying the extraneous 4 kilos of mail every time the managers turned up on the route to give us our second lot of mail to deliver. We carried all that weight for nothing, the slow pace added an hour to every working day, and the managers had to help us deliver whatever was left in the bag when they caught up with us.

Hopefully my muscle pain will go away with a few days' rest and moderate exercize. I'm not put off the idea of applying for a job as a real postman, but this was taking the piss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 August, 2010, 02:48:28 AM
Whatever you do, don't show up dressed as Edward Scissorhands like you did at your last job.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 28 August, 2010, 12:13:30 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 27 August, 2010, 11:25:05 PM
I found a job I enjoy, and the manager has to go and spoil things by giving us 20 kilo bags to carry on a postal round and telling us it weighs 14 kilos, when the absolute maximum allowed is 16 kilos. After 4 days of this twice a day we found the scales and started weighing our own bags and taking out bundles of mail until they were within specified limits. I haven't had any crippling pain yet, but the muscles across one side of my back hurt quite a bit.

What is really annoying about this is that the managers knew the loads they were giving us were too heavy, they didn't care about the possibility of injury arising, and carrying that much mail at once achieved precisely nothing, because we were still carrying the extraneous 4 kilos of mail every time the managers turned up on the route to give us our second lot of mail to deliver. We carried all that weight for nothing, the slow pace added an hour to every working day, and the managers had to help us deliver whatever was left in the bag when they caught up with us.

Hopefully my muscle pain will go away with a few days' rest and moderate exercize. I'm not put off the idea of applying for a job as a real postman, but this was taking the piss.

You are Charles Buckowski am I not correct?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 01:19:12 PM
20 kilos/44.1 Ibs/3 st2.1 Ibs is nothing at all but i guess it is if you are not used to it.

Its 5.25 percent of what i weigh and its less than a bag of cement which weighs 25kg.



This is more like an impediment but i just had doorstep canvassers for a charity at the door and i dont like this because they put you on the spot and as i turned them down i end up feeling guilty and all the rest of it.

@HOU : If you were to report this matter to H+S your employer/manager could be fined or at the very least get a warning.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 August, 2010, 04:06:21 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 01:19:12 PM
20 kilos/44.1 Ibs/3 st2.1 Ibs is nothing at all but i guess it is if you are not used to it.

Its 5.25 percent of what i weigh and its less than a bag of cement which weighs 25kg.

Despite you clearly being a giant I'm willing to bet you don't have to carry a bag of cement around several housing estates before putting it down.  If you do, someone's cocked up, as is the case here. It's not about weight, it's about safe systems of work - if the postie's bags are supposed to carry a certain weight, and the staff are trained in manual handling of that weight (you are trained in manual handling, right Ush?), exceeding that weight is a health and safety issue.  There's no reason a system couldn't be designed and implemented for carrying heavier bags, but it hasn't been.  Assuming UK HSW legislation mirrors the European model, then the employee is actually obliged by statue to inform the company Health & Safety Officer that the company's policy is being breeched.  The sad reality is that nobody wants to jeopardise their work by being that git - but this is exactly how people get hurt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 28 August, 2010, 04:18:08 PM
Christ, Peter, 20 kilos is 5.25% of your body weight?  I wouldn't like to bump in to you down a dark alley!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: davethomson on 28 August, 2010, 04:26:22 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 28 August, 2010, 04:18:08 PM
Christ, Peter, 20 kilos is 5.25% of your body weight?  I wouldn't like to bump in to you down a dark alley!!!

I don't think you'd have anything to worry about, he wouldn't fit down any alley in the UK. :D

I did some time as a postie (temping over the big freeze) and we had the same troubles as Usher. As temps though we were banned from weighing our bags and any complaints met with a swift firing. I got through it by constantly remaining out my tits on painkillers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 August, 2010, 04:29:37 PM
You WIMPS  ;)

I won't even begin to tell you the weight of my bergan in Norway, plus chest rig, weapon, pulk, 4 man tent (cause I was the biggest) and carrying all that on ski's, when I had only just learn't how to stay upright on the bastards  :lol:

The good old days, I bet they all travel around in BV's all the time now, due to H&E  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 August, 2010, 04:50:18 PM
John, i honestly read that as 'the weight of my chest wig'.
:lol:
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 04:50:29 PM
I realised this as well and i made myself look stupid and overweight.

I weigh 231 Ibs.

I have to say that there is a big difference between how much weight you can carry on your back in a rucksack which is evenly distributed and the kind of bags that posties use that are shoulder bags where you perhaps have too much weight that isnt evenly distributed so if you are not used to it will strain your shoulder or back.

I could walk round housing estates all day carrying a bag of cement or slightly less preferably in rucksack without putting it down but just because i can it doesnt mean anyone can and that everyone should have to even if they cant.

I did a H+S course recently and i know all about safe lifting practices* and the whole point of it was that there will be a limit on the amount of weight you would be allowed to lift on your own but the maximum amount of weight is not a target and if you cant lift that much then dont lift it.Only lift what you feel comfortable lifting and that might be more or less than the maximum that is allowed but only if you are comfortable with it.

HOUs employer is being highly stupid and irresponsible/negligent.

*I dont always follow them and i never bother with the recommended way of lifting heavy objects and i have never had back problems.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 August, 2010, 05:17:10 PM
They should carry one bag over each shoulder to counteract the pull and do one street out of one bag and the next out of the other.
Better still, use one of those manly trolly things that I have seen them use occasionally!

I do like that SBT, I had to have a close look at my post  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: davethomson on 28 August, 2010, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 August, 2010, 05:17:10 PM
They should carry one bag over each shoulder to counteract the pull and do one street out of one bag and the next out of the other.
Better still, use one of those manly trolly things that I have seen them use occasionally!

Those trolly things are a godsend to posties with sore backs but I have never seen them used in anything other than the very upmarket areas. They probably get nicked a lot in the less salubrious areas.

The worst bit of being a postie were people who have their letterboxes at the bottom of their door, you have to take the bag off to crouch down otherwise you'll never get back up. People that deliberately let their dogs out after the postman are bad as well, might just be the areas I worked but I spent a lot of time running from staffies.

It sucks being a postman...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 28 August, 2010, 08:06:20 PM
Life Spugs because ive been sick all day with a realy bad cold. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 August, 2010, 08:10:18 PM
The youth of today  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 August, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 28 August, 2010, 12:13:30 PM
You are Charles Buckowski am I not correct?

This experience could be the making of me.  :)

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 01:19:12 PM
@HOU : If you were to report this matter to H+S your employer/manager could be fined or at the very least get a warning.

You may very well be right there, but this kind of practice in the Royal Mail is quite well known and widespread, even where regular postmen are concerned - some are complicit in it. The Health and Safety Executive must get two or three reports of it a week.

It wasn't the weight so much as its uneven distribution that was hazardous. I'm shocked at Davethomson's account of delivering the mail. Sounds far worse than mine. Didn't see one of those trolley things, but I'm guessing they only work well on the flat, so not so useful in the Valleys. I have seen them in Cardiff, which is quite flat on the whole. I have become quite expert on letterboxes this week. The low down ones are a pain, and so are those stupid vertical ones. The best ones are the horizontal, old-fashioned brass sort with a spring-loaded flap you can just press in with your thumb - no need to poke fingers in, so no risk of dog attacks.

I'm pleased to say that yesterday's pain has gone away entirely after two massages and another day's properly weighed deliveries. Today I left too bundles in the boot of the manager's car because I knew their weight would slow me down and I wouldn't have got them delivered by the time the car caught up with me again anyway. There was no argument when I delivered them while we were waiting for the other agency guy to finish his route.

Over 6 days we clocked up nearly 49 hours. Life doesn't spug. It's all better now.  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 11:48:31 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 August, 2010, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 28 August, 2010, 12:13:30 PM
You are Charles Buckowski am I not correct?

This experience could be the making of me.  :)

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 28 August, 2010, 01:19:12 PM
@HOU : If you were to report this matter to H+S your employer/manager could be fined or at the very least get a warning.

You may very well be right there, but this kind of practice in the Royal Mail is quite well known and widespread, even where regular postmen are concerned - some are complicit in it. The Health and Safety Executive must get two or three reports of it a week.



Isnt it funny how the Govt is happy to bend the rules when its suit it ??

Selectively applied H+S rules ??

How convenient !
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 29 August, 2010, 12:05:20 AM
My brother was a psotie for more than fifteen years, he had to give it up because of his back, He was treated appallingly by An Post, the postal service over here. He had a limp, constant migraines, and was haunched over like the guy from Notre Dame. He went to several An Post doctors, All who said, nothing wrong with you, get on with it.
He ended up having a disk removed and two vertibra fused. He is now much better, he'll run no marathons, but he can walk upright and the migraines have stopped. He got a degree and is now a teacher.
I guess the moral is if something is too heavy and unevenly distributed, no matter how fit or strong you are it will damage your back.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 29 August, 2010, 12:18:46 AM
I just got a new front door fitted and it's got the letterbox at the bottom.

I feel incredibly guilty.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
Quote from: King Trout on 29 August, 2010, 12:18:46 AM
I just got a new front door fitted and it's got the letterbox at the bottom.

Up where you live, won't that end up knee-deep in snow??  :lol:



For my own part I have resolved always to leave my garden gate open from now on. My letterbox displeases me, being the sort with a flap on the outside and one on the inside, with draught excluder brushes in between.

And I know why damaged subscription 2000ads are not the postman's fault.  :|
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 29 August, 2010, 12:45:02 AM
It's Scotland, not the North Pole, you plank.  :D

I don't feel so guilty now, though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 29 August, 2010, 01:52:54 AM
Quote from: King Trout on 29 August, 2010, 12:45:02 AM
It's Scotland, not the North Pole, you plank.  :D

MEANWHILE, FOUR MONTHS LATER...

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/MalcolmKirk/Snowed20in20House.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 August, 2010, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 29 August, 2010, 12:05:20 AM
He got a degree and is now a teacher.

Some irony for you there HoU!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 10:50:49 AM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 29 August, 2010, 01:52:54 AM
Quote from: King Trout on 29 August, 2010, 12:45:02 AM
It's Scotland, not the North Pole, you plank.  :D

MEANWHILE, FOUR MONTHS LATER...

(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/MalcolmKirk/Snowed20in20House.jpg)

Cor! That looks just like King Trout's house!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 10:51:08 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 29 August, 2010, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 29 August, 2010, 12:05:20 AM
He got a degree and is now a teacher.

Some irony for you there HoU!

:lol: He's my anti-matter counterpart from a universe where time runs in the opposite direction!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 11:13:38 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 12:28:49 AM
And I know why damaged subscription 2000ads are not the postman's fault.  :|

By the way, the answer to that one is:

* When the post leaves the Royal Mail depot, the postmen are obliged to tie together each bundle of letters (as much as can be carried in one hand) with two rubber bands, crossways. It stops the deliveries for 200 addresses getting mixed up. This can put strain on an A4 envelope bent around a Play.com CD and a wodge of bank statements and bills.

* When it rains, postmen are apt to pull items of mail out of the bag several at a time, or else a four-hour route would take twice as long. Bear in mind on a dry day the postman would normally hold all the mail for one street in his hand at a time because it's quicker than delving into the bag before every house on the route. If you are holding mail for more than three houses in your hand, the mail for the third, fourth or fifth house is going to be a bit wet by the time you get there.

* On a day when it pours down, the postman's bag itself will get wet through, and the mail rubs against wet canvas as you walk along. Delivery pouches aren't waterproof. They don't tell you this on your first day. One solution is to line the delivery pouch with a large carrier bag, the sort you get from a men's outfitters when you buy a suit. Unfortunately, depot managers aren't as conscientious about this as full time postmen are, and managers are more likely than postmen to say, with a shrug, and I quote: "mail gets wet." They are also quite happy to load a second pile for delivery into an already sodden delivery pouch without a thought for lining it first. Lining the delivery pouch with a bag isn't a matter of policy; it's left entirely to the postman's discretion.

So now you know.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 29 August, 2010, 11:41:06 AM
mini mogs arm was fine thanks! in fact she trounced us at ten pin..she scoredthe only strike of the game not bad for a 5 year old on her first game ever! and she will insist on carrying the balls herself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 12:20:32 PM
That's good to hear and life-affirming.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 August, 2010, 01:29:16 PM
Talking of the post where is my package from the US ??

I am sick and tired of the insecurity of never knowing if i am going to receive items in the post that are expected but you can always rely on Human error to fuck things up one way or another.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
talking about post why has it taken over 2 weaks to deliver 5 dvd sets that were ordered at the same time from the same place im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 August, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.

You didn't by any chance write the address on the return envelope yourself?    ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 August, 2010, 05:53:45 PM
Dosen't this illustrate the lack of common sense ?

MAil bags that arn't waterproff...

Using elastic bands which clearly damage the bloody mail...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 29 August, 2010, 06:18:09 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 29 August, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.

You didn't by any chance write the address on the return envelope yourself?    ;)

:lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 August, 2010, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
talking about post why has it taken over 2 weaks to deliver 5 dvd sets that were ordered at the same time from the same place im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.

Maybe the sender (Amazon, for instance) didn't dispatch them all at the same time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 29 August, 2010, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
talking about post why has it taken over 2 weaks to deliver 5 dvd sets that were ordered at the same time from the same place im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.
Amazon tend to use HDNL to deliver stuff and they suck big time. I had a PS3 go 'missing' over Christmas....useless, I tells ya!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:08:44 PM
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 29 August, 2010, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
talking about post why has it taken over 2 weaks to deliver 5 dvd sets that were ordered at the same time from the same place im shure the post ofice is scruing with me.
Amazon tend to use HDNL to deliver stuff and they suck big time. I had a PS3 go 'missing' over Christmas....useless, I tells ya!

I stoped ordering dvd sets from play.com becaus unless its doctor who its 100% ganteread to arive with the disks loos and I have to return and excange it most reacent was a gundam dvd set I had on order sins feburey it finily arives with the disks loses so ive returned but for doctor who dvds they only arive 30% with the disks loses but I would say even thro amazon has a lose shiping time and they loses your items ever so often least with it arives you never have to send it back becaus you can here the dvd rataling around inside.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 August, 2010, 11:26:33 PM
I had to read that last comment 3 times before i understood it or at least some of it

Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:08:44 PM


I stopped ordering dvd sets from Play.com because unless its Doctor Who its 100% guaranteed to arrive with the disks loose and I have to return and exchange it.The most recent was a Gundam dvd set I had on order since February. It finally arrives with the disks loose so i have returned it but for Doctor Who dvds they only arrive 30% with the disks loose [ :-*] but I would say even through Amazon has a loose shipping time [ :-\] and they lose your items every so often but at least when it arrives you never have to send it back because you can here the dvd rattling around inside.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 29 August, 2010, 11:43:10 PM
What difference does it make if the disc has come loose in transit? You can still watch it.

Quote from: Darren Stephens on 29 August, 2010, 08:46:24 PM
Amazon tend to use HDNL to deliver stuff and they suck big time. I had a PS3 go 'missing' over Christmas....useless, I tells ya!
Top tip. Purchase each item individually and they tend to be sent by Royal Mail. Admittedly, this may only be an improvement if, like me, you live half a mile from your local RM depot
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 August, 2010, 11:26:33 PM
I had to read that last comment 3 times before i understood it or at least some of it

Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:08:44 PM


I stopped ordering dvd sets from Play.com because unless its Doctor Who its 100% guaranteed to arrive with the disks loose and I have to return and exchange it.The most recent was a Gundam dvd set I had on order since February. It finally arrives with the disks loose so i have returned it but for Doctor Who dvds they only arrive 30% with the disks loose [ :-*] but I would say even through Amazon has a loose shipping time [ :-\] and they lose your items every so often but at least when it arrives you never have to send it back because you can here the dvd rattling around inside.

sorie it made sens when I was typeing it.

Quote from: The Cosh on 29 August, 2010, 11:43:10 PM
What difference does it make if the disc has come loose in transit? You can still watch it.

:eh: because im abasesev about some things and haveing scrach free DVD's, CD's and Games is one of them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 30 August, 2010, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 29 August, 2010, 11:43:10 PM
What difference does it make if the disc has come loose in transit? You can still watch it.
:eh: I'm obsessive about some things and having scratch free DVDs, CDs and games is one of them.
They get surface scratches when you play them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 August, 2010, 12:32:45 AM
Quoteabasesev

Genius.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 August, 2010, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM


sorie it made sens when I was typeing it.


[/quote]

Thats alright as i had nothing better to do.Your writing doesnt make sense on the first reading partly because of the spelling and the fact that last comment was just one long sentence which is something i often do myself especially if its a rant.After reading it 3 times it mostly made sense.Thats because its like reading a different language and i had to re-adjust to what i was reading

Anyway its like you have created a new language and in all the time i have spent online reading countless comments i have yet to see anyone else who writes like you do so its totally unique.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 30 August, 2010, 01:21:22 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 30 August, 2010, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 29 August, 2010, 11:43:10 PM
What difference does it make if the disc has come loose in transit? You can still watch it.
:eh: I'm obsessive about some things and having scratch free DVDs, CDs and games is one of them.
They get surface scratches when you play them.

I dont know what DVD / CD / Games consoles your using but mine dont scrach my disks.


Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 30 August, 2010, 12:32:45 AM
Quoteabasesev

Genius.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: Peter Wolf on 30 August, 2010, 12:44:36 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM

sorie it made sens when I was typeing it.


Thats alright as i had nothing better to do.Your writing doesnt make sense on the first reading partly because of the spelling and the fact that last comment was just one long sentence which is something i often do myself especially if its a rant.After reading it 3 times it mostly made sense.Thats because its like reading a different language and i had to re-adjust to what i was reading

Anyway its like you have created a new language and in all the time i have spent online reading countless comments i have yet to see anyone else who writes like you do so its totally unique.

lol is that so I will atachily spell check when I feal beter but wilst I'm ill I realy carnt be arsed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 August, 2010, 08:20:44 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 30 August, 2010, 12:32:45 AM
Quoteabasesev

Genius.

True - a glimpse into the fecund groves where language is made.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 August, 2010, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
abasesev

obsessive?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 31 August, 2010, 09:35:03 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 31 August, 2010, 09:37:14 PM
 >:(?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 31 August, 2010, 11:21:58 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 30 August, 2010, 11:53:56 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 29 August, 2010, 11:58:07 PM
abasesev

obsessive?

Ohh, obsessive.

Not abrasive then.

I'd created entirely the wrong image there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 01 September, 2010, 11:58:15 AM
Wife leaves for Afghanistan tomorrow night, but I'm keeping my chin up. We signed up for online scrabble to make time pass...but still, six months of seeing her only through a little video screen via skype just really sucks. Plus, I worry about her constantly out there. Blah.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 01 September, 2010, 01:54:47 PM
Hang in there dude.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 September, 2010, 02:36:13 PM
Keep strong 'O' hidden haired one  ;)

I always found it was easier being away than how Carolyn said she felt being at home without me.
The main reason being for me was that I had my mates with me doing the job and just getting on with it and obviously R&R was with them again!
Carolyn said it was weird, as stuff was always on the news and people didn't know what to say to her when I was away! Plus she was living her normal life but with me missing, as she was still at home!

So I can't say that I know how you feel Matthew but I will say that I could do with another crate of those Cherry Pepsi's  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 01 September, 2010, 03:04:24 PM
Sorry to hear you didn't get your "miracle" Matthew.
Here's hoping the time goes quickly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 September, 2010, 08:19:27 PM
Hang in there matt. I was single through my army career so I only put friends and family through it. Thinking about it that makes no difference they must have gone through the same worry. I must have come across as a right self centred cunt when I got back from the gulf as I went on a month long booze fest. I think I had saved about 4 grand over that period and I probably drank most of it.
Its comments like yours that make me take stock of my life.
As I said at the start of this waffle. Hang in there.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 01 September, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
Quote

lol is that so I will atachily spell check when I feal beter but wilst I'm ill I realy carnt be arsed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you have got to be a fucking wind-up

or possibly mental

or both
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 01 September, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Thanks fellow, for all the well-wishes. I'll be sure to pass them on to her.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 02 September, 2010, 11:07:06 PM
My wife is on her way to Afghanistan  :'(.

I just hope she comes back safe to her family and that this is the last time she has to endure this. I want to thank everyone who has supported me here and on my facebook page.

Last year I signed up on the forum shortly after she was sent to Afghanistan and this place helped me through that tough time. I got to know many of you, and by the time we met I felt pretty darn close to several of you. As always, I'll look to this place and all the crazies who dwell here for a little bit of fun and diversion. Thanks in advance fellows.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 03 September, 2010, 12:27:28 AM
My thoughts are with you and your wife Matt,hope it is a fast and boring tour of duty.


filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 September, 2010, 07:34:22 AM
That's bollocks, Matt.
Hang in there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 September, 2010, 07:44:04 AM
I'll agree with the wishes for a short and boring tour, Locusts - the very best of luck to you all, and here's hoping this time it really is an end to the whole business.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 03 September, 2010, 08:46:08 AM
Hope she's back quickly and without incident, Locusts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 September, 2010, 09:06:06 AM
Yeah, hope she returns before you even notice she's gone. What a horrible thing.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 September, 2010, 10:18:22 AM
Hope this is the end to your travails, Matt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bhuna on 03 September, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
My (and Kim, my wife) thoughts are with you Matt...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 September, 2010, 10:43:46 AM
All the best to you and yours Matt- Looking forward to seeing you in October!

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 September, 2010, 12:16:06 PM
That's rough mate, hope she's back with you soon. My brother on the other hand (a squadron leader in the RAF) seems to move from one cushy desk job to another. He's currently doing a six month posting liaising with the USAF in Florida, with a nice beachfront appartment. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 September, 2010, 07:08:02 PM
Hi-Ex! 2011 is cancelled!

I feel as though part of me has died, what am I going to do?




I better start a Mini Hell-Trek to Bristol for that weekend next year instead  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 07 September, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 September, 2010, 07:08:02 PM
Hi-Ex! 2011 is cancelled!

I feel as though part of me has died, what am I going to do?




I better start a Mini Hell-Trek to Bristol for that weekend next year instead  ;)

Tell me about it..!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 07 September, 2010, 07:12:08 PM
What?!? Why?!?

Oh man, that is terrible...I was really looking forward to going again  :(.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 September, 2010, 07:22:09 PM
Why is it cancelled ?


I feel like typing a series of expletives.

FUCKKKK IT. >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 September, 2010, 07:24:48 PM
That's a real shame. What a bugger.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 September, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
that's a real shame, hope its nothing too drastic for you Rich, personal I mean.

Looks like there will have to be a Shedcom of some kind, a poor subbie thro, sob.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: nev on 07 September, 2010, 07:36:42 PM
Shit. The year I'm able to go as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 September, 2010, 07:41:18 PM
Sad news indeed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 07 September, 2010, 07:55:05 PM
Quotehope its nothing too drastic for you Rich, personal I mean

Nah, it really is just our workloads!
Vicky is colouring two GNs at the moment, and I have two GNs to finish writing, as well as a re-write on a novel.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 September, 2010, 08:18:07 PM
Merde! That's a bummer!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 September, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
What a crap couple of hours I have just had and it all started so well.

Earlier I happily booked my train and ticket for Birmingham, not a problem. Then I had to book two flights to St Lucia (for my wife and her friend) and boy did this go tits up.

I went on last minutedotcom and found that there were only two seats available for the specified dates, so I had to go for them! I started the process only to keep hitting brick walls all over the place. Eventually it moved into the verify bank thingy, that security thing banks do, well I typed in the required letters and numbers and hey presto two tickets booked and paid for  :D

Here comes the confirmation email........
FUUUUUUCK

I had typed in Carolyn's name incorrectly, I had put Carloyn  :'(

I rang the number on the email (10p a minute, rip off bastards) and away we went with trying to get them to alter the name. Could they do it, could they fuck. I had to cancel the booking and do another one asp. The best bit is that the payment will be returned within 7-10 days. Now how on Earth does that happen, my payment was instant but theirs is not. Yes folks this means that quite a lot of money has jumped out of my account today  ::)

Just to top it all off, Carloyn has gone out to a friends for the evening and I'm left with the pots from our Sunday Dinner to wash up!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 12 September, 2010, 09:07:03 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 September, 2010, 08:32:57 PM

.....and I'm left with the pots from our Sunday Dinner to wash up!

Ah, shit man. That sucks!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 September, 2010, 11:31:46 PM
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 12 September, 2010, 09:07:03 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 September, 2010, 08:32:57 PM

.....and I'm left with the pots from our Sunday Dinner to wash up!

Ah, shit man. That sucks!

Top Tips:

1) Just leave them until you feel like it. Do you need the roasting tin clean again for Monday's dinner? I think not!

2) If you eat a vegetarian Sunday dinner there's a lot less fat and gunge comes out of it, so it's less effort to wash up.

You're welcome! :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Casshern on 13 September, 2010, 04:11:54 AM
Life spugs because I got chosen over 8 other people to secure a place on a tv and film production course but I found out earlier today that I wont get the funding I need to finance myself. I face two choices right now - work in a call center for another year to pay off debts or study in destitution.

Ahh well theres always the new dredd film to look forward too ....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 September, 2010, 04:16:29 AM
Tough choice Casshern, if the course means so much and this is what you want to do with your life I would say go for it!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 13 September, 2010, 10:38:17 AM
Quote from: Casshern on 13 September, 2010, 04:11:54 AM
Life spugs because I got chosen over 8 other people to secure a place on a tv and film production course but I found out earlier today that I wont get the funding I need to finance myself. I face two choices right now - work in a call center for another year to pay off debts or study in destitution.

Ahh well theres always the new dredd film to look forward too ....

Do the course- worry about tomorrow when it get here.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 13 September, 2010, 10:58:41 AM
...because the cat shat on my shoe in the night, my youngest son isnt allowed to go to film club after school with his brother because 'they show pg rated films, and they dont think them suitable for five year olds' (his favourite films are Jaws and The Wolf Man remake, but this did not wash with the head teacher), we've run out of coffee, i have to go to work later, and the 'e' and 't' keys no longer work on the laptop, so we now have to replace it- with its cracked screen and knackered keyboard, it'll be more expensive to repair.
Huff! Huff! Huff!
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 13 September, 2010, 12:21:51 PM
After a loyal five years+ service, my PC is clearly on its last legs. It's all just bugs, glitches and error messages. I feel strangely moved at having to get rid of it for a new one as this is the first and only PC I've ever had. End of an era.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Casshern on 13 September, 2010, 12:53:15 PM
May he/she rest in peace jimbo  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 September, 2010, 06:44:45 PM
'cos I'm back home from my holidays and that sucks. I'm not actually back in work till Monday, but will be filling the time doing fun stuff like going to the dentist and shopping.

I'd forgotten just how much I love Paris, and I can't believe it's taken me over 20 years to go back there (I discovered Amsterdam in the meantime...). It's a truly beautiful city (even though it often smells of wee) and every corner I turned sparked a long-forgotten memory. I revisited my old apartment and the school I used to teach in when I was a student. Most of the bars that we used to hang out in have changed beyond recognition, but one, La Petite Taverne on Rue de la Huchette had not changed a jot. It's a dark scruffy bar in the heart of the Left Bank area, that plays classic rock and is cheaper than all the touristy bars around it. It look like it may not have even been cleaned in the last 22 years! Also found a new favourite bar, Le Requin Chagrin (The Morose Shark) a studenty bar on Rue Mouffetard.

I also had a few days chilling out on the beach at La Rochelle, which is nice but full of yacht-owners, so not my usual crowd.

Got back to Manchester last night and it was cold and wet, when I'd been sitting outside a cafe in the sunshine just 6 hours earlier. I can cope with my crappy job as long as I've got something to plan and look forward to, but there's a distinct lack of cash and annual leave for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Casshern on 15 September, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
I just got back from Bordeaux to Manchester about a week ago. I feel your pain, very depressing :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 15 September, 2010, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo
After a loyal five years+ service, my PC is clearly on its last legs. It's all just bugs, glitches and error messages. I feel strangely moved at having to get rid of it for a new one as this is the first and only PC I've ever had. End of an era.

Can't you just reinstall the OS? Windows is more likely to be your problem, unless there's obviously some defective hardware in there somewhere?

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 15 September, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
Just found out that my 12 year old niece is in intensive care with pneumonia. They've also found a lump somewhere (my mum was a bit vague) that they've operated on 'to relieve the pressure'. They've inserted a semi-permanent stent for IV drugs and fluids, and she's on oxygen since the op. Everything appears successful so far, but the poor wee mite apparently said "there's a lot of pain, grandma", which fair choked me up. They're hoping to move her out of ICU and back to the ward tomorrow and hopefully home in not many days.

My other (22 year old) niece had a near miss when her bonnet blew up in the fast lane of the M6, shattering her windscreen. Got stranded in the middle with no central reservation, but ultimately escaped without a scratch and is happy about getting an new car on the insurance.

So it's been scary times for both my brothers' kids while I've been on holiday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 September, 2010, 08:01:32 PM
That's terrible, DDD, here's hoping she has a speedy and complete recovery.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 September, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 15 September, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
Just found out that my 12 year old niece is in intensive care with pneumonia.

Pneumonia can be proper horrid stuff, wishing your niece all the very best for a swift rcovery.  My youngest brother had a similar-sounding dose at about 7 and it was an awful experience for all concerned, and he didn't even have a 'lump'.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 16 September, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
Shit news DDD, hope everything turns out OK for your niece mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 September, 2010, 09:23:59 PM
Thanks guys

Spoke to my brother today to get the latest picture - apparently she contracted some infection that normally gets under the skin and causes boils, but in one in 10,000 cases it gets into the blood and causes big problems. In this case it travelled to the lungs causing (or leaving her open to) pneumonia, and was getting settled in the bone of her  shoulder, causing a big lump. They've drained the lump and left a drain in so that they can keep removing the pus, and she's on maximum antibiotics (including some time-release implant).

She's not been awake since Tuesday, but apparently she almost opened her eyes yesterday.

It's funny, I'm fine  with death, I never really get upset, but the thought of this lively 12 year old sedated and full of tubes is really upsetting me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 September, 2010, 10:08:48 PM
Grim news DDD. NOthing worse than seeing a loved one so helpless and there is nothing you can do to help. At least she is getting treatment and soon be better. Fingers crossed.



Work absolutely shit at the moment. Over worked and very underpaid. All us workers are in the process of joining a union and have to do it on the QT as any mention of union and we are forced out on our ear.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 September, 2010, 10:58:27 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 September, 2010, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 15 September, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
Just found out that my 12 year old niece is in intensive care with pneumonia.

Pneumonia can be proper horrid stuff, wishing your niece all the very best for a swift rcovery.  My youngest brother had a similar-sounding dose at about 7 and it was an awful experience for all concerned, and he didn't even have a 'lump'.

Best wishes to niece of DDD.

I had it myself last January although it wasnt diagnosed as such at a hospital as i went to A+E with it as being unable to breath because of severe pain and coughing up blood etc wasnt much fun.Luckily i am in good health and if i was weaker than i am i would have been hospitalised and i can see how it could kill someone who isnt very easily.4 days and i was over the worst of it but it took 2 weeks to fully recover from it and the only medication i had was Ibuprofen.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 17 September, 2010, 11:28:29 PM
Sorry to hear that DD, Kids are strong  and hopefully she will bounce back quickly.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 September, 2010, 11:35:38 PM
Hope things get better, Phil.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 17 September, 2010, 11:36:50 PM
That's really horrible news DDD. Hope she comes out of it okay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 21 September, 2010, 02:24:41 PM
Bit mixed up here. I don't normally post in this thread, but wondered if anyone has had a similar experience.

A colleague has been found dead, in circumstances that are so far unexplained. It has been said it was an accident, but there is other, even more tragic talk. We just don't know yet.

I was one of several people who, despite liking the guy, found myself in conflict with him recently. It was nothing extreme, but when someone's gone you start to second-guess your own behaviour. I'm not sure how to feel about the whole thing, but I do know I feel very bad, for him and his family.

I don't see what could have been done differently but still several of us aren't coping very well.

Any advice? [spoiler]I've already tried cheese. It only helped a little.[/spoiler]

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 21 September, 2010, 02:34:48 PM
Jeez, Trout, that's terrible. And you dont need anyone here to tell you that, judging from your phrasing, nothing you may have said or done can in any way make you to blame. In any way. In ANY way.
You only allude to 'the other rumours', so its not my place to infer anything, but if you're speaking of what i think you are, you should know that the impact of the actions of others upon the person involved, no matter what they are, positive or seemingly negative, cannot be held responsible for even the most tragic outcome.
Hang in there, Trout, mourn for the family, try to understand, but dont mistake genuine and normal grief with guilt.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 21 September, 2010, 02:59:27 PM
Shit news, Trout.
But- and this is vital- what he did was not your fault.
I knew a guy many years ago who killed himself in a spectaularly messy way with a shotgun in his parents front room. I had spoke to his that very afternoon. I went thought a bit of a 'Jesus- what did I say to him??' for a while, so I know what you're thinking right now.
And it's not your fault.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 21 September, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
Yeah, I suppose that's what I'm trying to persuade myself of: not my fault. I expect I'm not the only one thinking that way.

Cheers, lads.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 21 September, 2010, 06:27:22 PM
That's bloody awful Trout. As the other guys said, despite whatever terrible thoughts about your own actions you may be having, it wasn't your fault. I had a very similar thing happen a few years back and it completely screwed my head up. It's a horribly easy trap to fall in to. Take care fella.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 September, 2010, 02:30:40 PM
Well this incident has put my whine into perspective.

Firstly, from the sound of things the cause of death hasn't been determined yet... It could just be an odd accident and as usual under succh "mysterious" circumstances rumours, ill founded or not have started to spread.

I know others have said that this death is not your or anybody elses fault... and this is true. IF and let's make it claer it seems to be an IF. If it was suicide then it's tragic but no one's fault. Not even mental heath exsperts can tell someone's state of mind much of the time.

Not that this is going to be of imidiate help no dolt you and others are analysizing and over anaylizing your last few encounters... But his should fade with time. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 September, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
That's rough stuff, Trout, my sympathies to all involved.  I'm sure most of us can tell similar sad tales, because that's the reality of the uniquely long reach of suicide - it leaves a huge circle of people wondering in vain what they did or should have done, from the family right out to former friends and passing acquaintances.  Obviously the pain and bewilderment decreases exponentially as you move outwards, but it's still there.  I sometimes find myself almost overwhelmed by sadness and nagging guilt at the suicide a few years back of a guy I was friends with in school, but had drifted apart in the years that followed.  A tenuous enough connection to someone, but the "what ifs" remain even then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 September, 2010, 04:58:06 AM
...spaceboy,I miss you!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 24 September, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 24 September, 2010, 04:58:06 AM
...spaceboy,I miss you!

Coincidentally, I recently finished The Romanov Dynasty and I saw his artwork in here. In a particularly saucy strip...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 September, 2010, 03:20:56 AM
This afternoon we had a visit from the landlady of next door and as soon as she started yapping I knew what she was up to. The bloody fence  :lol:

She was all nice asking how her new Dole bods are (she was still smiling when I said they made quite a bit of noise till 03:00 the first night they moved in, so she wasn't even listening to me) and then she mentioned that she thought that the fence between the two properties was ours and even before I could answer, she said she had been on to her solicitor (Fucking hell) and he said that in terraced houses the left fence belongs to the property! I just let her go on as she was trying to be all clever and the likes and that she just wanted it sorted out.

I then started on a polite tirade about who owns which fence and that my deeds to my frigging house say we own the right fence, which I paid for and built over 17 years ago. Also why, if she didn't own the left fence, did she give the previous cretins permission to build the Berlin Wall and in such a crap way and only 1/3rd of the way down the garden (it's about 90ft). The rest of the (so-called) fence is a crap chain link type effort which was destroyed by their friggin' zoo.

She then, when I went down the cellar to get the deeds, started to say to Carolyn that our chickens had been next door. I binned getting the deeds and came straight back up and had to put her right. I told the posh cow that I think you will find that it was the animals from your property that came into our garden numerous times and not the other way round, so get your facts right. With this I said I'm not bothering to get my deeds as you can now go and ask Ken and Pat (the neighbours on the other side) who owns the fence as they have been here over 60 years and they told us all this years ago anyway and I just can't be arsed getting me deeds now, as I know what you are up to. You don't want to pay for a new fence, well tough as you will be and you probably thought we are as simple as the people you rent your property out to and that we'd just cough up for a new fence.

With that I showed her out and then had to show Carolyn the deeds to calm her down as she was furious about her and just needed to see the deeds to satisfy herself. I also went onto the garden law site and showed her that the bitch was full of crap, very informative site and I learned quite a lot from it and it was all good. I also went round Ken and Pat's just to verify the layout and they backed me up.

I then rang the bitch up and told her the good news, to which she replied that she would just get her solicitor to check. I butted straight in and said why do you need to do that, you told us earlier that your solicitor had said all terraced houses own the left hand fence, UNFUCKINGLUCKY! Her bluff was called  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I now await round two  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 September, 2010, 09:41:03 PM
Just goes to show it's not just us flat dwellers who are subject to crapola.

Pales into insignificance compared to the issues that DDD and King Trout are dealing with, but:

Woke up Thursday around 5am with excrutiating pain in my ankle. Felt like someone had given me a right working over and had to take Neurofen about 6am to get back to sleep. Come Thursday afternoon it started swelling up and I almost went to A&E thinking it could be an insect bite. Decided to call NHS Direct and they said it sounds like a sprain. I explained that I do karate and my last lesson was over 24 hours before this pain and even longer before the swelling. Apparently swelling can start after 24 hours. I was totally baffled. I could only put this down to me perhaps sleepwalking and taking a knock (not ruling that one out) or voodoo. Mind you at karate one of the other black belts asked us to kick a rock hard canvas bag which we normally only punch, so guess it must've been that. At the moment though I got meself a right Elephant leg.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 25 September, 2010, 10:22:01 PM
Hi, all. Thanks for the thoughts. Have now had it confirmed that we were right.

I'm doing my best with it. We all are.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 September, 2010, 12:04:05 AM
Fucken' Bobsy Twins stole my lemonade...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 September, 2010, 12:35:16 AM
Imperial Leather shower gel is just not good shower gel.

I wanted it to be good so badly but it's bland, derivative and does not offer adequate coverage. I have to establish both hair conurbations as lather-bases and that's never something I want to do.

Plus the awkwardly contoured bottle means that it cannot, in any way, be a functioning Proxy Finger in Triple Swearing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 27 September, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
I just tried applying for Royal Mail Christmas work and their application website isn't working properly. Grrr.

I'm considering leaving it for tomorrow. I've tried on a couple of different browsers and a couple of different jobs and the problem seems to be on-site. Hopefully others are having it to and it will be corrected. I'm just hoping I won't find the jobs gone by the time it's working again...

Maybe I'll find a number to call. I shouldn't have to do that though! I'm following the link they gave me!

Sorry small issue. I've just been out of work for a bit and this is seemed a sure thing (I got work there easily last year).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 September, 2010, 01:13:43 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 27 September, 2010, 01:14:35 AM
I inserted a Moderator edit colon [:] to make you look all science-fictiony like John Smith until you can decide which verb you want to stick with.


Unlimited Powwwerrrrr!

Personally I'd leave Roger's colon well alone.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 September, 2010, 05:32:39 PM
I want establish.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 September, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
NHS Direct waste of time. Called last week to say I woke up 5am with excruciating pain in ankle and that the following day it had swollen up. Like a fool I mentioned I do karate but the last lesson was over 24 hours before symptoms. NHS Direct doctor said it sounds like a sprain and there can be a delayed reaction to injuries and to take Ibuprofen. Sounded a bit far fetched as I didn't feel I injured it and felt fine for over 24hours after lesson – though I know some injuries such as tears can happen over time. I stressed my concern was it might be an insect bite but was told no need to go to A&E and should only go to GP if it has not improved in 5-7 days.

Well about 4 days after the injury I went to doctor and turns out it's a bloody infection and it has been getting progressively worse.

Seems the only point of NHS Direct is to keep people away from A&E.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 September, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 27 September, 2010, 12:58:45 PM
I just tried applying for Royal Mail Christmas work and their application website isn't working properly. Grrr.

Grrr! I had the same thing. I've been waiting two weeks to get my application in, and found the site wouldn't work. I'll try again tomorrow as well.

Incidentally, if you've worked for them before, what were they paying last time? I've heard rumours they pay better for their own casual staff than they pay agency workers, but I'd be led to believe the difference was more than 15p an hour in the past.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 September, 2010, 11:39:43 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 27 September, 2010, 05:32:39 PM
I want establish.

Done.  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 28 September, 2010, 12:02:28 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 27 September, 2010, 11:37:43 PM
Grrr! I had the same thing. I've been waiting two weeks to get my application in, and found the site wouldn't work. I'll try again tomorrow as well.

Incidentally, if you've worked for them before, what were they paying last time? I've heard rumours they pay better for their own casual staff than they pay agency workers, but I'd be led to believe the difference was more than 15p an hour in the past.

Ah, not just my system then. (Not that I thought it really was.) It was after you entered my NI number, yes? Blank screen?

I worked for them last Christmas. I forget how much it was now, but I think it was around 7 per hour. And yes, I believe they pay direct employees more than agency workers. (Or maybe it's the same, it's just the agency takes their cut so you end up with less.)

The job I hope to apply for this year is 7.15 an hour, but I also noticed when checking out another placement that the offering was less so it appears to differ from place to place.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 28 September, 2010, 05:25:23 PM
Okay, Royal Mail seem to have sorted their application issues now. I've just submitted my application.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 28 September, 2010, 12:02:28 AM
The job I hope to apply for this year is 7.15 an hour, but I also noticed when checking out another placement that the offering was less so it appears to differ from place to place.

Well, they're paying £5.95 an hour for the same job round my way.  :|

Life spugs because applying for jobs is harder than actually working. Glad I've got 9 hours labouring work on tomorrow.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 September, 2010, 06:05:26 PM
Pics or GTFO.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2010, 06:11:33 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 28 September, 2010, 06:05:26 PM
Pics or GTFO.

Wot, Roger?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 28 September, 2010, 06:49:17 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 September, 2010, 06:04:17 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 28 September, 2010, 12:02:28 AM
The job I hope to apply for this year is 7.15 an hour, but I also noticed when checking out another placement that the offering was less so it appears to differ from place to place.

Well, they're paying £5.95 an hour for the same job round my way.  :|

Yeah, it's all rather varied (although the other job I saw was more than that).

The 7.14 job (I was a penny out. Heh.) is in Croydon by the way. I don't know how far that is to travel for you, but... just in case.

Actually I might be applying for another similar agency role that is around the minimum wage mark because at 3 months it'll probably be longer than the Royal Mail role. (That's usually around 3 weeks, but I should see for sure when they post me more information.) Feels so wrong to do that, but it still works out more albeit by working more hours. Sigh.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2010, 07:04:25 PM
A survey of 70 Royal Mail offices reveals that 53 are offering £5.95 an hour for casual Christmas sorting staff, and 17 are offering better than that, depending uopn how easy it is to recruit in the neighbourhood.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 29 September, 2010, 12:20:14 AM
That explains Croydon's better rates I guess, being a suburb.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spaceghost on 29 September, 2010, 11:14:09 AM
Quote from: King Trout on 21 September, 2010, 02:24:41 PM
Bit mixed up here. I don't normally post in this thread, but wondered if anyone has had a similar experience.

A colleague has been found dead, in circumstances that are so far unexplained. It has been said it was an accident, but there is other, even more tragic talk. We just don't know yet.

I was one of several people who, despite liking the guy, found myself in conflict with him recently. It was nothing extreme, but when someone's gone you start to second-guess your own behaviour. I'm not sure how to feel about the whole thing, but I do know I feel very bad, for him and his family.

I don't see what could have been done differently but still several of us aren't coping very well.

Any advice? [spoiler]I've already tried cheese. It only helped a little.[/spoiler]

- Trout

I certainly have had a similar experience. I had a close friend who killed himself by throwing himself in front of a train. We'd been at a party and he just sort of disappeared at some point. People were saying, "Where's Nat?", "Oh, he'll have gone wandering about, he'll be back.".

We'd all been taking various 'substances' at the party and, indeed, most of the time in that period of our lives. He'd been getting more and more depressed apparently but he was hiding it well. He was a beautiful guy, really intelligent, caring and witty. He was a real loss.


And if that's not enough, I have another similar story. A couple of years ago I was working as a fraud investigator for a large high street bank.

While I was looking into one of the cases, I uncovered some dodgy goings on from within our company. One of the senior staff was faking fraudulent applications and then transferring the money into his own bank account. When I was sure, I took it to my manager and showed him the evidence. The senior member of staff in question was on holiday at the time and a big investigation was launched culminating in the police arresting him in the office on his return to work.

While he was awaiting trial on bail, he commited suicide by feeding a pipe from his car exhaust into the drivers window. I felt really bad for a while as it seemed like I'd caused his death but colleagues were very supportive and I came to accept that none of it was my fault.

Not a pleasant episode by any means but there's no accounting for the actions of desperate people.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 29 September, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
Thanks, Lee.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 September, 2010, 02:41:24 PM
Croydon is where I live.
When I tried to get a temp Post office job they refused to recuit me because I am female...

"No allowance is made because your a woamn and you would be exspected to handle maill sacks, without equipment because your temp staff that wiegh 40 kg... there would be no point in continuing"

I pointed out that this was illigal, temp or perminant staff are entitalled by law the proper equipment to compleate a job without risk of injury...


Answer "We know this and have pointed it out to the post office... they just ignore us... sorry."

In other words until someone HURTS themselves lifting these sacks and sues the post office... they woun't surpliy those trolleys you see perminant staff using to deliver mail. Morons.

I have been diddled by two E. bay deallers. Neither item has arrived. Neither seller has responded to the polite question "Have you sent my item ?"

And a cousin of mine is dieing of cancer .
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: chilipenguin on 29 September, 2010, 02:53:28 PM
That is really sad news Doc. My aunt passed away a couple of months ago after losing her battle with breast cancer. It's a horrible time for everyone involved. My thoughts are with you and yours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 September, 2010, 05:08:54 PM
Thanks for that chilipenguin ...
seems all my family (and eventually me) are due to die from one form of cancer or another... they are all different so it isn't a genetic thing...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 29 September, 2010, 05:19:08 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 29 September, 2010, 05:08:54 PM
. they are all different so it isn't a genetic thing...

Not meaning to be a doom-monger, but it still could be considering the way it spreads. (Not that I know much about cancer, I'm just thinking of the fact it is essentially a mutation of cells.) On the bright side, if they catch it early they can often deal with it nowadays and at least your for-warned.

Not that I'm saying you'll get it. It runs in most families I think in some way or other.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 12:46:34 AM
I had a beautiful balsa wood stick and I ruined it.


I snapped in half.

Then later when I was imagining what corpopral punishment would feel like I accidentally bit into it too hard leaving visible bite marks. Then I had to bit into the other half so they matched.

I must have used one of the bits near the snap locus as a snack so now I cannot superglue it together in a convincing simulcrum of perfect cylindricalness.

I am a fucking piece of shit who ruins everything good that comes into his life.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 01 October, 2010, 09:31:49 AM
I live in Ireland.
What a shithole.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 01 October, 2010, 10:48:03 AM
I just pulled out a nose hair and it was completely white. Almost transparent, in fact. Like a polar bear's fur.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spaceghost on 01 October, 2010, 10:56:56 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 01 October, 2010, 10:48:03 AM
I just pulled out a nose hair and it was completely white. Almost transparent, in fact. Like a polar bear's fur.

Shit, I get those too. They're twice as thick and much longer than the normal ones too. A shape of things to come...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 11:01:36 AM
I'd get right on with writing those Wills now fellas. Remember that "Roger Godpleton" isn't my real name.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 01 October, 2010, 11:12:43 PM
My laptop that I bort about 2 and a half years ago for over £1300 was haveing a small problem with the power splay and it cut out a cople of days ago so I took it to a repair center that the rest of my family uses only to be called up today and told my laptop if completily fired well the power part and  some of the bords and toled it would be cheaper to get a new laptop this anoyes me as I can aford it but I will be skint for months if I get a new laptop what the realy kicker is that I only a fue months ago I got it finily working without any bugs on the brighter side my harder drive was intacted so I will have my data retrived but still that anouther thing I carn't realy aford at the moment espechily with the end of year transfomer toy relases coming out that I SPENT ALL YEAR SAVE UP FOR now I have to uses it to get a new laptop :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 01 October, 2010, 11:43:02 PM
That is quite expensive for a laptop - I suspect you'll be able to get a decent one for much less, unless you need a top spec one.

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 12:46:34 AMI am a fucking piece of shit who ruins everything good that comes into his life.

Q: What is good in life Roger?

A: Balsa wood sticks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 02 October, 2010, 12:18:04 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 01 October, 2010, 11:43:02 PM
That is quite expensive for a laptop - I suspect you'll be able to get a decent one for much less, unless you need a top spec one.

yea it had this huge screan for a laptop and its grafixs at the time of buying it were top of the range it had one of thrs number pads that desktop keybords have and it was desined to do viedo editing and play games realy well it was great fore some like me who mulity tasks lots of stuf it being fried is like lossing a old friend for the past 2 years sins I got it hocked up to the internet its been the one good constant in my life so I was realy upset to here its gone to the big junk heap in the sky and its no till theas past fue days I relises how much my life has relied on it from keeping me on time to haveing all my musick at a touch of a buton to haveing some series redy to watch off it or just have face book open so I can have a convashion when ever I like it was nice haveing it closes at hand to look things up I carnt belive that a power spike was what finished it and it was runing so well as well
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 02 October, 2010, 01:41:26 AM
make sure you get one of the special gangways designed to protect against power spikes next time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2010, 01:45:32 AM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 01 October, 2010, 10:56:56 AM
Shit, I get those too. They're twice as thick and much longer than the normal ones too. A shape of things to come...

It's not so much that, as the fact that when you pull one out, you discover that it's anchored to the back of one of your eyeballs...

Cheers!

Jim
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Post by: amberkraken on 02 October, 2010, 06:56:17 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2010, 01:45:32 AM
It's not so much that, as the fact that when you pull one out, you discover that it's anchored to the back of one of your eyeballs...

lol! my eyes water just thinking about it!

Also this has been said before...but cyberleader -I'm dyslexic and your posts really don't help. I spend ages trying to work out what you say! Sorry to hear about your laptop, maybe your new one will have a spell checker.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 05 October, 2010, 12:42:20 AM
Those dissident wankers just blew up another bomb in my hometown, Derry.
Hope no one's hurt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: critter on 05 October, 2010, 10:50:18 AM
Found out last Wednesday I suffer from scoliosis (curvature of the spine). Also I have a couple bulging disks that are pressing on a nerve root causing allot of pain. I can't get into see the doctor until November 9th.

critter
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 October, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: critter on 05 October, 2010, 10:50:18 AM
Found out last Wednesday I suffer from scoliosis (curvature of the spine). Also I have a couple bulging disks that are pressing on a nerve root causing allot of pain.

That's rough, Critter.  They always seemed to be checking us for scoliosis in school (although having read the Daily Mail once or twice, I now think it may just have been an excuse to fondle us with our shirts off), I didn't know it could creep up on you in adulthood.  I presume it's less likely to get much worse than it is now, seeing as your spine is fully formed?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 October, 2010, 03:56:40 PM
Hastings Pier destroyed by fire.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-11473688


>:( :'(
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Post by: Trout on 05 October, 2010, 05:08:00 PM
Critter: ouch. Sorry to hear that.
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Post by: Mikey on 05 October, 2010, 06:37:50 PM
That sounds awful Critter-best wishes.

M
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Post by: Kerrin on 05 October, 2010, 07:15:51 PM
Hope they can sort you out Critter, good luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 October, 2010, 10:00:50 AM
In one week's time I'll be out of a job. Again. Arsebiscuits...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 October, 2010, 11:42:33 AM
Quote from: Noisybast on 06 October, 2010, 10:00:50 AM
In one week's time I'll be out of a job. Again. Arsebiscuits...

Aww fuck that shit!


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Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 October, 2010, 12:02:17 PM
Ah Noisy- that's just crap. So sorry.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 October, 2010, 12:56:13 PM
Sorry to hear about your bad luck NB.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 October, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
Tough luck, Noisy.  Difficult times.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 06 October, 2010, 02:56:29 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 06 October, 2010, 10:00:50 AM
In one week's time I'll be out of a job. Again. Arsebiscuits...

Bloody hell! You really must stop shagging the boss's wife, you nutter. ;-)

All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 October, 2010, 03:43:21 PM
Sorry to hear that Noisy, hope your search for a new one ends quickly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 October, 2010, 03:47:22 PM
That's the nature of contract work, I guess.

Thing that annoys me is the boss was in my office on Monday, and he knew then how long I had left. Did he mention it?

The other guys in the office were estimating about a month, so I'd sort of loosely planned around that time frame. Time for a rethink...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 06 October, 2010, 03:52:54 PM
That's crap Noisy, hope you get something (better) sorted quickly. I hate my job, but it's easy and fairly secure, so in the current climate, I'm keeping my head down.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 06 October, 2010, 05:37:59 PM
Yeh, makes you realise how lucky you are, doesn't it? Sorry to hear that, NB. Hope something comes along soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 06 October, 2010, 11:43:59 PM
Good luck Noisy!

I'm sure a man of your calibre won't have any problems though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 06 October, 2010, 11:53:33 PM
Balls, sorry to hear that, I hope you find something else soon
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: critter on 10 October, 2010, 03:40:10 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 October, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: critter on 05 October, 2010, 10:50:18 AM
Found out last Wednesday I suffer from scoliosis (curvature of the spine). Also I have a couple bulging disks that are pressing on a nerve root causing allot of pain.

That's rough, Critter.  They always seemed to be checking us for scoliosis in school (although having read the Daily Mail once or twice, I now think it may just have been an excuse to fondle us with our shirts off), I didn't know it could creep up on you in adulthood.  I presume it's less likely to get much worse than it is now, seeing as your spine is fully formed?

Well the scoliois never seem to bother me before I even knew it was there. But its the disks thats the problem. With the pain meds and muscle relaxers, if I take them at work I'm not permited to do my job. So all I can take there is tylenol. Four more weeks and counting.

critter
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 October, 2010, 04:28:48 AM
Sorry to hear it, Critter. I have scoliosis too but haven't been affected in years,largely thanks to martial arts.

Also, sorry to hear about Noisy's lack of a job. I'm not far behind you; we're closing down in December.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 October, 2010, 05:52:36 PM
Fran Healy is releasing a solo album.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 October, 2010, 07:06:26 PM
I was in a really good mood but then I just had to go and re-open old wounds.

I attempted to use one half of my balsa wood stick to open a bottle of cider. Now the two halves don't cohere at all.

Now I have bits of balsa wood all over my carpet.

Now that I think about it, it probably isn't balsa wood at all.


Also: I need some new board bitches, having lost two in one week. PM me if you're interested.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 October, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
15 mins late arriving at the car park. The fucker was shut and no contact number. Bang goes my lie in tomorrow as I have to get up at half five to catch the bus into town so I don't incur extra penalties. Bastard.
At least I wasn't the only one as there was a few cars stuck in there. But still, Bastard.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 October, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
My right thigh is on fire.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 October, 2010, 11:43:58 AM
£9.40 for a taxi home yesterday.
£1.80 for a bus ride this morning.
£4.10 parking fee.

Damn expensive mistake for not clock watching which would have cost me a mere £2.10 for parking. Bastard that's nearly 2 Star Wars figures right there.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 11 October, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 October, 2010, 10:28:29 PM
My right thigh is on fire.

Literally?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 11 October, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 11 October, 2010, 11:43:58 AM
Damn expensive mistake for not clock watching which would have cost me a mere £2.10 for parking. Bastard that's nearly 2 Star Wars figures right there.

I LOVE that reasoning!  :lol:

Reminds me a bit of when I see some costly garment (usually female). I look and think... "But you could get several PS3s/XBoxes for that. And it just sits on the woman and looks pretty."

Not that I make a habit of watching fashion programmes or looking through female clothing catalogues (at least for the latter it wasn't really the clothes I was looking at...)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cthulouis on 11 October, 2010, 05:48:26 PM
What's even worse is when you look at any price/bill/whatever and translate it into hours of work.

A very depressing way of looking at life :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
After ten years I think I really have had enough of my job. Can't think what else I can train to do at the age of damn near forty though. Bollocks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 11 October, 2010, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
After ten years I think I really have had enough of my job. Can't think what else I can train to do at the age of damn near forty though. Bollocks.

If you come up with anything, post it up so I can copy you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kev Levell on 11 October, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
It is NEVER too late to chase your dreams.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 October, 2010, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
After ten years I think I really have had enough of my job. Can't think what else I can train to do at the age of damn near forty though. Bollocks.

In the meantime dont walk out of your job or do anything drastic unless you are offered another job as we are in deep shit economically and politically so until its sorted out keep hold of your job.

The employment situation is a nightmare out there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 October, 2010, 08:44:09 PM
Kerrin- I know how you feel, and not to sound like my mum for a moment, I'd echo what Peter Wolf said. Hang in there, sir.

And now for my own tale of woe.

Today, as some of you might recall, I had a Clinical Review for two of my guys. Basically, this means updating Social Services as to their current situation, and discussing ways we can make the service we provide more specific to their particular needs. The family was there, which is always traumatic (not least for the guys) and it usually at some point becomes a polite slanging match. I was determined this would not happen at this one, so worked extremely hard to make sure that any and all points the family could and would raise had decent answers, and that everyone- from Social Services to the family, to my boss, but mostly the guys- would walk away happy.

Now, without going into too much confidential detail (ie any at all) one of my Service Users has a psychiatrist whose name is Doctor Za----- (rest of name removed). He's usually at these things, so I'm used to calling him by name.

This time, however, we got someone else- a psyCHOLOGIST from Social Services. Lovely bloke, genuinely interested, spot on with his comments, brilliant.

But. He has longish silver hair and a full silver beard. I spent the whole session staring at him, trying not to laugh at who he reminded me of. I knew my boss had picked up on it as well, because in a break I caught her singing a certain Simpsons song at me in the kitchen. To make matters worse, the parent of one of my guys kept referring to him as "Dr Za-----", so that was in my head as well.

Post-review, I showed him out, thanked him for his input, told him I'd send him a copy of my notes and then said:

"Nice to meet you Doctor Zaius".

Oh fucking dear.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 October, 2010, 09:07:30 PM
Whoops, Apocalypse SBT. :D 

Did this psychologist then try to dissect your brain and put you in a cage for speaking too him?

He could have been Dr Zaius in disguise spying on Humankind from the future!

Call Justice Dept on...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 11 October, 2010, 09:34:06 PM
I too have had quite enough of my fucking job. I did look at being re-trained as a green eco- worker maahn -putting in PV (photovoltaics) and associated stuff but the course was government backed and that usually means shit.

Maybe it's time for some distance learning. Long ago I started a biology course at Birkbeck but the traveling just did my head in.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 October, 2010, 10:04:04 PM
SBT- That has made my night. I think I'll be chuckling for a long time about that one!

And I'm sorry your postie is a twat. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 11 October, 2010, 10:09:11 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
After ten years I think I really have had enough of my job. Can't think what else I can train to do at the age of damn near forty though. Bollocks.

Kerrin- I'm forty-one, and I'm just starting to get where I want to be. Still plenty of time, man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 10:24:00 PM
Yeah, cheers fellas. I've got no intention of jacking it in before I sort something else out. I'm just bored shitless with what I'm doing and fucked off with carrying lazy arseholes who think they're owed a living. It's been one of those days that confirms I should be reconnoitering pastures new.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 October, 2010, 11:13:23 PM
I just fired my PA for gross insubordination...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 October, 2010, 01:10:54 AM
Quote from: Kerrin on 11 October, 2010, 07:22:57 PM
After ten years I think I really have had enough of my job. Can't think what else I can train to do at the age of damn near forty though. Bollocks.
Quote from: Dunk! on 11 October, 2010, 07:27:58 PM
If you come up with anything, post it up so I can copy you.
Quote from: KevLev on 11 October, 2010, 07:33:30 PM
It is NEVER too late to chase your dreams.

I'm sort of approaching this from the opposite direction, having delayed entry to regular and permanent employment in order to go after the qualifications I needed for the career I wanted to pursue. Having got the qualifications, I'm now doing the kind of jobs people get qualifications in order not to have to do for the rest of their lives. I've never had the same job for longer than 3 years, but I have been in several jobs long enough to get fed up with them. My dream job, alas, lives down an alternate branching timeline from a crossroads I can never get back to, so I have to pursue a smaller dream that may satisfy my ego with a bit of luck, but won't deliver riches, a regular monthly income or a retirement pension like my original dream was supposed to.

Retraining is a tricky bastard. All the best qualifications for work are the sort you can only do if you're in a job already and your employer is paying for it, not to mention making you do it. If you're changing direction without a definite promise of employment, not only do the costs of retraining rest with you but the risk does as well - you could be paying to retrain to work in an industry that's either shrinking now or will suddenly contract the minute you qualify (as has happened with every job role I've qualified for to date).

At the moment the cheapest qualification I could acquire that would help me change direction is the CELTA certificate for teaching English as a second language, costing £1,200. I haven't got £1,200 and I don't know how big a gamble it would be - the recession could see a sudden drop in demand for English tuition among non-natives, and there may be a surfeit of trained ESOL teachers out there already. I could end up £1,200 down just to get another qualification to keep me company while I'm stacking shelves at Asda.

So, I'm putting the retraining on hold for now while I concentrate on getting some regular paid employment, probably in a supermarket, to cover the mortgage payments while I pursue my current *actual* dream on my days off. There will doubtless be plenty of those because, let's face it, nobody's hiring full-time staff these days.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: chilipenguin on 12 October, 2010, 01:24:47 AM
I have today received what must be my 150th rejection since April. Four years of university well spent then.

Unfortunately I am in the position where I am overqualified for the jobs I don't want (but am forced to apply for as a result of being on jobseekers), and underqualified for the jobs I do want, as a result of the glut of professionals who have recently been made redundant.

Sigh.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 October, 2010, 01:53:06 AM
Quote from: chilipenguin on 12 October, 2010, 01:24:47 AM
Unfortunately I am in the position where I am overqualified for the jobs I don't want (but am forced to apply for as a result of being on jobseekers)

Don't worry, you'll get one of them eventually.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 October, 2010, 02:56:12 AM
Sorry to hear all the sad job stuff folks.
All I can say is keep hanging on in there, as you never know what will happen next. I know it's a cliche and words are easy to say but it's bloody well true!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 October, 2010, 10:09:14 AM
Bad news guys,sorry to hear it. I think we'll only hear more of this in the coming months, double dip and all that, I too have done the follow the dream/quailification route after a couple of decades doing day jobs, unfortunately the catch 22 is you need quailifications and experience to get anything reasonabily well paid and you can only get experience by volunteering in the field I wanted, which doesn't pay (dah) not an option with two teenagers and a mortgage to feed.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 October, 2010, 10:19:02 AM
I've even started doing the lottery (which I always previously dismissed as a "gullibility tax"). How's that for career planning?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 12 October, 2010, 10:20:54 AM
I still don't know if I'm staring another temporary contract on Thursday.
What is known is that Starting tomorrow morning, I'm going to be unemployed for at least 24 hours. It's just the timescale that needs fixing now. I might find out this afternoon, apparently...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 October, 2010, 10:25:49 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 October, 2010, 10:19:02 AM
I've even started doing the lottery (which I always previously dismissed as a "gullibility tax"). How's that for career planning?

I know what you mean. When my first stepfather started doing the lottery I thought it meant he'd written off his chances of ever getting back on his feet again.
:|
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 12 October, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
One of my drokking teeth just fell out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 October, 2010, 12:44:10 PM
Quote from: exilewood on 12 October, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
One of my drokking teeth just fell out.

Stick it below your pillow and that's a juicy 50p in the morning!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 12 October, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Hey Kerrin keep your chin up. As others have said it's never too late. You're only here once (ok, once minimum, for those religious types), so why do something you don't enjoy?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 12 October, 2010, 03:02:37 PM
Nope. Going to have to wait until tomorrow to find out how long I'll be unemployed for. I can't even plan anything for my day of joblessness because I don't know if I can afford to do anything! Gah!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 12 October, 2010, 03:04:36 PM
Really sorry to hear the employment/life woes chaps. Makes me realise how fortunate I've been over the last while.

Keep yer peckers up!

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 13 October, 2010, 11:57:59 AM
Also, my back has gone, so I'm in indescribable agony every time I move.
*Really* looking forward to my back-from-work interview at the Job Centre in half an hour.

< Goes rooting for more painkillers
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 20 October, 2010, 02:10:47 AM
Our chairperson  of our Medieval Society had his flat broken into again.
This is the 2nd time in as many months.

This time the thieves took much more

All his remaiing comercial films (Including those he had borrowed from other members to watch)

His high end camera.

His jewelery and items he was holding for a friend

ten fighting quality re-enactment swords...
A mace
His arrows and bow

His laptop

And his bedroom window... ALL of it.

Bastards... (I can say that here right?)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 20 October, 2010, 02:38:18 AM
Yup, that spugs, Doc.

There was a burglary in our block recently (through window), an attempted burglary a few months back, and a tosser who tried to bluff his way in one Sunday by lying that he was a builder who "urgently needed to correct the work" he did in the week.

And yet the shit for brains residents in this block and their visitors keep on leaving the front door open!!

What the hell does it take to get the message through to these idiots?!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 20 October, 2010, 06:32:27 AM
Yeah, this is exactly what I'm trying to avoid at the moment. The dumb-ass students at the end of my street keep leaving the alley gates open, presumably to save them the intolerable burden of carrying an extra key. Every bloody day I find myself having to shut them, usually on both sides of the block. Tossrags...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 20 October, 2010, 09:18:16 PM
I told Henry (Vidar) that the off air copies of last season's Dr Who he made for me had been taken with the other stuff and He's "exploded" (Not litterally but at the moment I wish he had) Demanding that these things be replaced... WTF? Adrian was BURGLED... they wern't damaged or taken deliberatly for bleeps sake...

What is the matter with the inconciderate sod?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 20 October, 2010, 09:37:40 PM
Life Spugs because well it more than spugs but before I start my rant read this http://www.underground-toys.com/2010/underground-and-hastings-announce-doctor-who-promotion ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR there's not many things I hate in fact I've put up with a lot of shit when it comes to toy releases this year but this is what really pisses me off why do the USA get a exclusive Figure sure I can understand a shop exclusive but were not getting the Figure at all and it's a Figure from a UK TV series ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 October, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 20 October, 2010, 02:38:18 AM
Yup, that spugs, Doc.

There was a burglary in our block recently (through window), an attempted burglary a few months back, and a tosser who tried to bluff his way in one Sunday by lying that he was a builder who "urgently needed to correct the work" he did in the week.

And yet the shit for brains residents in this block and their visitors keep on leaving the front door open!!

What the hell does it take to get the message through to these idiots?!

They are beyond help as they have Shit for brains.

A door closer might do the trick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 21 October, 2010, 08:00:54 AM
I inadvertently made a friend feel crappy last night I think. Used to work with him and saw him for the first time in a while, and obviously chat got to the old workplace, which had recently been calling old employees offering new jobs. I'd assumed he would have received one of the calls, but he knew nothing about it and had been holding off finding work in the hope they called him back in. Foot in mouth right there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Aaron A Aardvark on 21 October, 2010, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 21 October, 2010, 08:00:54 AM
I inadvertently made a friend feel crappy last night I think. Used to work with him and saw him for the first time in a while, and obviously chat got to the old workplace, which had recently been calling old employees offering new jobs. I'd assumed he would have received one of the calls, but he knew nothing about it and had been holding off finding work in the hope they called him back in. Foot in mouth right there.

Sounds to me like you did him a favour in the long run. Time to move on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 October, 2010, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Aaron A Aardvark on 21 October, 2010, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 21 October, 2010, 08:00:54 AM
I inadvertently made a friend feel crappy last night I think. Used to work with him and saw him for the first time in a while, and obviously chat got to the old workplace, which had recently been calling old employees offering new jobs. I'd assumed he would have received one of the calls, but he knew nothing about it and had been holding off finding work in the hope they called him back in. Foot in mouth right there.

Sounds to me like you did him a favour in the long run. Time to move on.

I was thinking the same thing and its not your fault the workplace didnt call him up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 21 October, 2010, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 21 October, 2010, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Aaron A Aardvark on 21 October, 2010, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 21 October, 2010, 08:00:54 AM
I inadvertently made a friend feel crappy last night I think. Used to work with him and saw him for the first time in a while, and obviously chat got to the old workplace, which had recently been calling old employees offering new jobs. I'd assumed he would have received one of the calls, but he knew nothing about it and had been holding off finding work in the hope they called him back in. Foot in mouth right there.

Sounds to me like you did him a favour in the long run. Time to move on.

I was thinking the same thing and its not your fault the workplace didnt call him up.

Yeah, hadn't really looked at it that way, I guess it was a good thing. Just never nice to be the bearer of bad news to a mate. Thanks for the perspective, sometimes just needs someone else's spin on a situation to stop you feeling crappy about something!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2010, 01:16:52 PM
I thought I would have had 100 5p's by now but I only have 85.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 November, 2010, 11:45:03 AM
Saw this job advertised today:

'Litter picker, £6.00 per hour, 4 days per week, 7.00am to 8.00am'


That's not a job. That's community service!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 03 November, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
It's probably to menial for community service.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 03 November, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
While we're on the subject, realization dawned on me today that my productive capability is entirely surplus to requirements given the current state of the economy, and it wouldn't matter to the economy if I died tomorrow. On the contrary, if I did die tomorrow, it would liberate some capital and probably benefit the economy. How depressing. I'm worth more to the economy dead than alive.
:o
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 03 November, 2010, 04:27:59 PM
Someone, I knew vaguely quite a few years ago, appears to be having the career I always dreamed of, but never got around to putting into practice.

All respect due to them.

Kind of a dark mirror onto working life for me though.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 November, 2010, 07:56:04 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 03 November, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
While we're on the subject, realization dawned on me today that my productive capability is entirely surplus to requirements given the current state of the economy, and it wouldn't matter to the economy if I died tomorrow. On the contrary, if I did die tomorrow, it would liberate some capital and probably benefit the economy. How depressing. I'm worth more to the economy dead than alive.
:o

But all the money you earn for your meaningless toil is spent on books, comics, food, rent, consumer goods, electricity and so on, thereby stimulating the economy and keeping the nation's metaphorical wheels turning.

So be a good drone, have another (heavily taxed) beer, and stop worrying your pretty little head about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 November, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 03 November, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
While we're on the subject, realization dawned on me today that my productive capability is entirely surplus to requirements given the current state of the economy, and it wouldn't matter to the economy if I died tomorrow. On the contrary, if I did die tomorrow, it would liberate some capital and probably benefit the economy. How depressing. I'm worth more to the economy dead than alive.
:o

Think about how you are depriving the criminal system of tax revenue.

Anyway the economy is rigged so its not worth worrying about.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 03 November, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
None of us can command the economy to mend itself so it's just a matter of trying to weather the storm.

The new 'Contract Company' came to chat briefly with us yesterday. Seemed ok but the last contracters we had we're basically crooks fiddling the wages paying up one month cutting back or defaulting on full pay the next. You had to keep complaining after them.

We'll find out in a month or so what they're really like. :-\
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 03 November, 2010, 09:50:30 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 03 November, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
On the contrary, if I did die tomorrow, it would liberate some capital and probably benefit the economy. How depressing. I'm worth more to the economy dead than alive.
:o
And we could sell the meat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 November, 2010, 01:36:11 AM
Vince Neil will almost certainly escape being sodomized.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 04 November, 2010, 02:17:56 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 03 November, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
While we're on the subject, realization dawned on me today that my productive capability is entirely surplus to requirements given the current state of the economy, and it wouldn't matter to the economy if I died tomorrow. On the contrary, if I did die tomorrow, it would liberate some capital and probably benefit the economy. How depressing. I'm worth more to the economy dead than alive.
:o


You are K and I claim my 5 Kafkaean Deutzmark.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 November, 2010, 02:43:39 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 November, 2010, 01:36:11 AM
Vince Neil will almost certainly escape being sodomized.

Lucky Vince Neil !

I wouldnt want that on my CV.

:D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 04 November, 2010, 10:08:30 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 November, 2010, 01:36:11 AM
Vince Neil will almost certainly escape being sodomized.

To say that Vince Neil will almost certainly escape being sodomised; pre-supposeseseses that he has not, in fact, already been sodomised (with an 's'...maybe with a 'z'. I'm sure he's had it in the ear before) which is blatantly untrue.

Should you require furthur evidence of this, please send by pre-paid envelope, a photograph of your mother, a drowsy Denver afternoon & the best minds of your generation destroyed by madness, to the foolowing address -

Mrs. S. Dedalus
12 & 35 Burnt Norton Street
Desolation Row
The Land of Laughs.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 05 November, 2010, 06:20:10 PM
Just came home from work to find a text from my sister saying that we're not all going out on Sunday as she has just split from her husband.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 November, 2010, 10:14:32 PM
THEY CANCELED MEDIUM.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 19 November, 2010, 08:46:24 AM
... The Bolt-mobile, my mighty place machine, is dying.

The repaires required to get the engine back into working order (She runs but is misfiring) will cost more than she is now worth.

Steps are being taken to try to find a worthy replacement.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 19 November, 2010, 08:55:27 AM
H-Wagon?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 04 December, 2010, 11:52:06 AM
Hearing the familiar rustle and flap of an early morning postal delivery, I leapt wholeheartedly from my place of repose. With Jack Frost nibbling at my chookies, I snatched up the shiny A4 envelope and was back in bed in a single bound. Only then did I apprehend the hellish truth. It was not a Prog I had braved the ferocious Northern cold to retrieve but a fucking Virgin cable circular. Bah.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 04 December, 2010, 02:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 04 December, 2010, 11:52:06 AM
Only then did I apprehend the hellish truth. It was not a Prog I had braved the ferocious Northern cold to retrieve but a fucking Virgin cable circular. Bah.

A Thrill-sucker envelope hijack eh?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 04 December, 2010, 09:53:41 PM
Sigh... unless there is a mirical at the start of next year it looks like my Medieval society will be forced to close.

The reason is that we simply do not have enough memberes to make it ecconomically ciable, let alone have enough people with the required mimimum skills in stage combat and achery to take part in shows ...

Not that I have received much in the way of work in that direction either. I am at my wits end as to what to do and I really do not want this to happen for a number of reasons....

It will also destory Adrians adult education course.... HELP
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 04 December, 2010, 10:25:13 PM
Make a video advertising your group and post it online...do you know anyone with a video camera or editing software? Show off your stuff, some good sword fights and all of that. You can use the video to recruit members and then turn around and use it to advertise to clients...good luck!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 December, 2010, 12:43:10 AM
Camera we have... video editing software however....

We do have a facebook group page.
I know cause I made it.....

I have suggested that we show some edidted highlights of our training sessions.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 05 December, 2010, 11:58:20 AM
You may have a copy of Windows Movie Maker already on yr PC and be one of the lucky ones whose computer doesn't crash when you use it. This should be good enough for some simple vidoe shorts...

Life Spugs for me because I was supposed to go out tonight but don't feel well enough. May upgrade my cold to proper flu as it is taking the dvil's own time to leave my system.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 December, 2010, 02:35:11 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 05 December, 2010, 11:58:20 AM
You may have a copy of Windows Movie Maker already on yr PC and be one of the lucky ones whose computer doesn't crash when you use it. This should be good enough for some simple vidoe shorts...

Life Spugs for me because I was supposed to go out tonight but don't feel well enough. May upgrade my cold to proper flu as it is taking the dvil's own time to leave my system.

I have that very beginning of a cold feeling today including a mild headache as well which is not very enjoyable considering i have just got over a cold.Its time to crack open another can of multivitamin nutritional milk drink.

Hope you get over yours soon but make sure you get your vitamins in the meantime.I have had cold viruses before that take weeks to get rid of as they are persistent and can reappear.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 December, 2010, 01:11:42 PM
Thanks Peter - yes you're right. I like the multivitamin milk drink idea. I always forget the pills.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 06 December, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Because we've just started a new topic in my art class at GCSE, this big project where we pick an artist and research him/her, reproduce some of their pieces then do something you thought up but in their style, then develop your own. Well when my brother did it he had a great teacher and he got great grades, he picked Frank Miller to study, so I'd been planning mine, practicing and deciding who my artist would be. We sat down on the computers to print of some examples, and she saw what I was doing and had a go at me because it was a comic artist, she said, and I quote: 'No, I want you to do a 'real' artist'.  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 December, 2010, 05:12:26 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 06 December, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Because we've just started a new topic in my art class at GCSE, this big project where we pick an artist and research him/her, reproduce some of their pieces then do something you thought up but in their style, then develop your own. Well when my brother did it he had a great teacher and he got great grades, he picked Frank Miller to study, so I'd been planning mine, practicing and deciding who my artist would be. We sat down on the computers to print of some examples, and she saw what I was doing and had a go at me because it was a comic artist, she said, and I quote: 'No, I want you to do a 'real' artist'.  >:(

Make that  >:( >:( >:(

Stupid teacher
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: davethomson on 06 December, 2010, 05:21:11 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 06 December, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
'No, I want you to do a 'real' artist'.  >:(

Had the same thing happen to me many years ago, the difference being that I was using Michael Turner. Given hindsight, I think my art teacher was right. :-[
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cthulouis on 07 December, 2010, 09:00:24 AM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 06 December, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Because we've just started a new topic in my art class at GCSE, this big project where we pick an artist and research him/her, reproduce some of their pieces then do something you thought up but in their style, then develop your own. Well when my brother did it he had a great teacher and he got great grades, he picked Frank Miller to study, so I'd been planning mine, practicing and deciding who my artist would be. We sat down on the computers to print of some examples, and she saw what I was doing and had a go at me because it was a comic artist, she said, and I quote: 'No, I want you to do a 'real' artist'.  >:(

Don't be disheartened! My main memories of Art A level is of a man who couldn't get my name right and tried to live out his own career through his students. He tried to get everyone to submerge all their art in wax. EVERYONE! You would see him coming round the room, and asking each kid in turn "Have you considered putting this in... wax?" A lot of the work produced by students that year was encased in wax. Why? because not enough of the students had the spirit to tell him where to shove it. 

Might I recommend Aubrey Beardsley? He's inspired lots of comic artists, including several from 2000ad (Henry Flint springs to mind as someone I have seen quoted on the matter).

Also, find the right precedent, and you can draw willies all over your work. Then give it into your art teacher and say "This is all "Real Art", apparently."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 December, 2010, 09:32:21 AM
Quote from: Cthulouis on 07 December, 2010, 09:00:24 AM
Might I recommend Aubrey Beardsley? He's inspired lots of comic artists, including several from 2000ad (Henry Flint springs to mind as someone I have seen quoted on the matter).

S'right.  I can see Beardsley in some of PJ Holden's and D'Israeli's work too.

As a total non-artist I can see the value in tackling an artist outside of your immediate area of interest.  There are two kinds of perspective after all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 07 December, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
In a similar (ish ) sort of vein you could pick Harry Clarke- most famous for his stained glass but an amazing painter and illustrator as well

http://coilhouse.net/2010/03/harry-clarkes-haunted-faces-fragile-silhouettes/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 07 December, 2010, 10:17:19 AM
That's shocking! Surely they can't justify just banning an artist because of the field they work in? I'd be tempted to stand up for myself on that one. I probably wouldn't though. One of my college lecturers buys and sells on art as his 2nd job, mainly old victorian stuff which he auctions off. When I realised he was an art lover I told him I had a PJ Holden original, and showed him my commission :) Rather than the usual comicbook scorn you'd expect he actually really liked it and started looking up more of his stuff. Not often you get that kind of open mindedness though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 December, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
Having a terrible morning at the moment. Visited the bathroom numerous times over the last two hours, it was like Niagra Falls but the last visit was the best. I had to keep swapping ends to get rid of whatever bug is in me, it was truly painfull dry heaving but I think I'm better now, I hope.

Just thought I'd share that with you lot (I think it's the movie thread that's made me ill).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Beeks on 07 December, 2010, 12:58:04 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 December, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
Having a terrible morning at the moment. Visited the bathroom numerous times over the last two hours, it was like Niagra Falls but the last visit was the best. I had to keep swapping ends to get rid of whatever bug is in me, it was truly painfull dry heaving but I think I'm better now, I hope.

Just thought I'd share that with you lot (I think it's the movie thread that's made me ill).

Yeah thanks for that CF...just about to tuck into lunch...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 December, 2010, 01:05:12 PM
Christmas eve, seven years ago, i was walking to work to do a late shift, feeling spectacularly unwell. I got halfway there and doubled over on the grass verge, and was violently sick for what seems like hours... Halfway through i realised it was coming out both ends. And then i had to walk home.
Hope you feel better, cf. Bed, fluids, darkness and a potty.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 07 December, 2010, 02:47:19 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 20 October, 2010, 02:10:47 AM

Our chairperson  of our Medieval Society had his flat broken into again.
This is the 2nd time in as many months.

ten fighting quality re-enactment swords...
A mace
His arrows and bow


Gadzooks!

Methinks thou hast been targeted by a cunning medieval bandit with access to a time machine, or a burglar with extremely esoteric black market contacts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 08 December, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
I have finally killed my PC... It can't do anything now... blue screen of death etc.

And someone broke into my MSN instant messenger account and changed the usual greeting message with something so filthy I won't post it here.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 08 December, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
I told you! You're supposed to pour the orange juice into your monitor AFTER you cover the cables in earwax!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 08 December, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
 :-* :lol: ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 15 December, 2010, 01:24:43 AM
My all time favourite website ever in history is sadly no more.

http://www.getyourasstomars.com/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 15 December, 2010, 04:27:22 PM
But...but this place is still here....

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 16 December, 2010, 09:41:26 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 06 December, 2010, 05:12:26 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 06 December, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Because we've just started a new topic in my art class at GCSE, this big project where we pick an artist and research him/her, reproduce some of their pieces then do something you thought up but in their style, then develop your own. Well when my brother did it he had a great teacher and he got great grades, he picked Frank Miller to study, so I'd been planning mine, practicing and deciding who my artist would be. We sat down on the computers to print of some examples, and she saw what I was doing and had a go at me because it was a comic artist, she said, and I quote: 'No, I want you to do a 'real' artist'.  >:(

Make that  >:( >:( >:(

Stupid teacher

One of my tutors at art college where I did my BTEC was the same about Dave McKean.
Dave McKean!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 December, 2010, 12:20:28 AM
Life Spugs because I have a bad cold
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dog Deever on 18 December, 2010, 02:42:53 PM
Bah!
No heating or hot water since yesterday and it won't get fixed til Monday at the very earliest.
And it's been snowing again. I'm cold.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 18 December, 2010, 11:07:59 PM
I got mugged on Wednesday on my way home from work. On the plus side, I wasn't hurt and I didn't have any money in my wallet and the only think of worth taken was my mobile phone.

One thing that's a nuisance was the fact my bank cards were taken. I cancelled them when I got home, so it's not a pain in that sense, it's just I will probably have to wait a while for replacements to arrive. An interesting irony that when I actually do have money in the bank (I've been unemployed for a while, and this job is only for the next week or so. As far as I know.) I can't access it! (Except for direct payments with online banking and PayPal of course but pocket money is out. I hope the Christmas Prog isn't sold out by the time I access it! (Still have to get this weeks prog actually.  Clickwheel have decided to delay again, not that they take PayPal anyway. As far as I know.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 December, 2010, 01:25:27 AM
Oh, man, sorry to hear that Mardroid. Hope you aren't shaken up too much. Stupid ****ers. Did you call the police? Scumbags tried it on me a couple of years ago and even though I got the better of them it was playing over and over in my mind for weeks. At least you weren't hurt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 December, 2010, 02:29:28 AM
GODDAMNIT, no food at the wedding afters.  Now thanks to the double edged sword of a a free bar I am sleeping under my desk n the offcie.

Still couple love each, and are good people, so who cares.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 19 December, 2010, 02:31:47 AM
TB, you are George Costanza.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 19 December, 2010, 02:51:42 AM
Be careful not to impair your sle quality!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gav the Mighty on 19 December, 2010, 05:57:12 AM

2000ad isnt as good as it used to be.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 19 December, 2010, 09:42:50 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 18 December, 2010, 11:07:59 PM
I got mugged on Wednesday on my way home from work.

Hope you're not too badly shaken Mardroid. If you have trouble getting Prog 2011 give me a shout.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 19 December, 2010, 10:52:01 AM
Shit Mardroid, that's awful. Hope you're okay. Phones can be replaced, no access to actual cash is an inconvenience, but walking away unharmed is cause for celebration and relief.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 19 December, 2010, 11:05:51 AM
That really spugs Mardroid; hope your bank gets the finger out for your cards and glad you weren't hurt.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 19 December, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 18 December, 2010, 11:07:59 PM
I hope the Christmas Prog isn't sold out by the time I access it!

Sorry to hear about your ordeal Mardroid, glad you're OK.

I got Prog 2011 yesterday, which is rare for me as I use Clickwheel these days, I just couldn't wait to read it this time.
I'll get the digital version later anyway so if you want my copy when I've read it send me a PM with your address and I'll send it to you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 December, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
Sorry to hear that Mardroid, what a total pain in the arse.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 20 December, 2010, 01:43:23 AM
Cheers guys. I'm okay.

Quote from: SuperSurfer on 19 December, 2010, 01:25:27 AM
Oh, man, sorry to hear that Mardroid. Hope you aren't shaken up too much.

I wasn't all that shook up really, more a tad surprised and a bit angry that I didn't put up more of a fight. (Probably wise, I didn't due to my lack of fighting skills, and the fact one had a knife.) I'm not saying that to come across a hard nut (those who met me in our London comic-store wandering probably picked up that's not the case within a short period of time, hee, hee). Maybe I sensed the guys weren't really out for blood...



QuoteDid you call the police? Scumbags tried it on me a couple of years ago and even though I got the better of them it was playing over and over in my mind for weeks. At least you weren't hurt.

I did call the police as soon as I got in. A trio of plain-clothes coppers came around, took my details, and drove me around the neighborhood. We didn't see them though.

When I got home the next day, my Dad had news for me! It turned out my neighbour found my wallet behind his garage. My Dad went through the alleyway and found most of my stuff strewn throughout. (The phone and credit cards remained missing of course, but it was nice to get the other bits and pieces back.)

Quote from: Albion on 19 December, 2010, 11:09:10 AM
I got Prog 2011 yesterday, which is rare for me as I use Clickwheel these days, I just couldn't wait to read it this time.
I'll get the digital version later anyway so if you want my copy when I've read it send me a PM with your address and I'll send it to you.

Thanks, that's very kind. I'm sure I'll be able to get it at some point though, even if it means dropping  line to Denise at Rebellion. (I don't subscribe, but I'm sure back-issues will be available.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 20 December, 2010, 02:45:00 PM
http://www.newsstand.co.uk/ also has it - for those stuck in the snow miles and miles away from their usual newsagent and you can buy single issues too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 20 December, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
I should point out that my local whs has three prog 2011s left, and while i have cash i repeat my earlier offer on the dedicated thread to pick them up for any progless squaxx and post them on once the snow/general misery clears. Pm me if you need small blue thing's thrill delivery st bernard to stomp over to yours. It'll be a fiver, including postage obviously.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: thelawgiver on 20 December, 2010, 06:47:31 PM
life spugs because you work nights long hours before christmas and for little money!
Life is basically about work! meh!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 December, 2010, 10:35:52 PM
Quote from: thelawgiver on 20 December, 2010, 06:47:31 PM
life spugs because you work nights long hours before christmas and for little money!
Life is basically about work! meh!
I hear ya. I am working in Brum for the rest of the week (commuting every day). Finished at four today and it took me nearly three hours to get home.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 21 December, 2010, 03:47:55 PM
My copy has been posted and is waiting for me - which is pretty spugless really. I shall have a dose of thrillpower to combat the return to work blues.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: thelawgiver on 21 December, 2010, 07:42:35 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 20 December, 2010, 10:35:52 PM
Quote from: thelawgiver on 20 December, 2010, 06:47:31 PM
life spugs because you work nights long hours before christmas and for little money!
Life is basically about work! meh!
I hear ya. I am working in Brum for the rest of the week (commuting every day). Finished at four today and it took me nearly three hours to get home.

V

Just think of the money and the christmas break ! :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 24 December, 2010, 09:40:30 AM
Woke up this morning and it hit me that my wife won't be home for this Christmas. This is her favorite time of year and she's stuck in Afghanistan. I know tomorrow will be tough on all of us, me, her and especially the little ones. Never take anything for granted, and all of that...man, this spugs... :'(.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: thelawgiver on 24 December, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
because.....all your brothers and sisters fuck off to their girlfriends and boyfriends house on christmas eve, and you realise you're the only one still single! meh.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 28 December, 2010, 03:07:59 PM
I wish. My bloody girlfriend has just knocked a glass of water over, ruining the inks for my SuperSquirrel Vol 2 submission. Good job I was inking a scan rather than over the original pencils, eh?

Fuckery...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 December, 2010, 03:14:37 PM
Quote from: thelawgiver on 24 December, 2010, 11:36:40 AM
because.....all your brothers and sisters fuck off to their girlfriends and boyfriends house on christmas eve, and you realise you're the only one still single! meh.
One man's "life spugs" is another's "masturbation bonanza."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: thelawgiver on 28 December, 2010, 06:19:46 PM
and my fricking tooth has started twinging again! bloody dentist bills!
and I feel like I've put on christmas weight! bah humbug!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 December, 2010, 10:13:50 PM
I got flu on 22nd December and had a fever for 3 days over Christmas. I spent 7 hours in bed on Christmas Day and 8 hours lying on the sofa under a blanket with a cold flannel on my forehead. Until today I have been unable to finish a plate of food and I have hardly dared cough for fear of coughing up my brainstem - every time I coughed it felt my head was gripped in a vice. Over the past week the only alcohol I've had has been one glass of white wine and two glasses of champagne with dinner. By Christmas Day I couldn't taste anything sour, but everything I ate or drank tasted bitter, including pineapple juice, so hardly anything was palatable apart from milk and chocolate.

I was back at work again today because I don't qualify for sick pay. Things taste normal again and I'm getting my strength back, but my temperature isn't properly regulating yet and I've got fever sweats and my breathing is still a bit rattly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 29 December, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
Tenants in our block are coming back from their holidays and noise levels are increasing. If only some of the fuckwit landlords didn't hijack the management group meetings we'd be able to at least discuss measures to deal with such issues.

Few weeks ago I had to knock on the door of the pricks downstairs to tell them to stop playing loud music at 2.45am. Even though they live in a non-smoking flat their smoke comes up into our flat.

Morons are still leaving front door open. They even did this on Xmas eve which is prime time for burglaries.

I really don't know how some people's brains (don't) work.

Guess 2011 will be the year we seriously start looking to move out. It will mean leaving the area which we really like but I can't carry on living in a block full of arseholes where I need to wear earplugs every night just to get a semi-ok night's sleep.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 29 December, 2010, 05:20:34 PM
My last week has been rather similar to HOU's so you have my sympathies.

Luckily I do get sick pay so I'm in bed.

I have coughed 6 times and sniffed thrice just whilst typing this....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 December, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
I too have been stricken with dire lurgy since Stephen's Day, as I seem to be every fecking year.  'Happily' I'd taken holidays this year, and don't have to go back 'til tomorrow afternoon.   In between hacking out gobbets and seesawing from shivering delirium to raving sweats I've managed to spend a fair amount of time as a passive (coughing and shaking) observer and arbitrator of my kids' Christmas shenanigans, so it hasn't all been bad.  They are fascinating creatures, especially through the veneer of fever.  Certainly not equivalent to the spuggery reported upthread.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 30 December, 2010, 09:35:48 AM
Yep. I'm firmly in the 'no sick pay' camp, too. As a result, I'm sitting in work, trying to stay out of sight and hoping the phone doesn't ring too often. Not a fan of the orange snot...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 30 December, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
Mines glow in the dark green. How nice - we're on opposite sides of the colour wheel. ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 30 December, 2010, 05:02:04 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 30 December, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
Mines glow in the dark green. How nice - we're on opposite sides of the colour wheel. ;)
Maybe you two should team up for the monthly art comp?  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 05:08:02 PM
I cant buy the paint that i need to finish off a contract that i have going on.the reason for this is because of EU fucking bereaucracy as it is no longer able to be sold because of its Volatile Organic Compounds which exceed EU Regulation :654654684987989879879 or whatever the fuck it is.I did have a tin of it but it seems to have gone walkies and the shop that sells it doesnt have a clue about what is being offered as a replacement or anything as every question i asked was answered with "dont know".The spec for the job stipulates that i have to use a specific colour as every building within its estate is painted a uniform color that is specified by the council.

So unless i can get another manufacturer to match the color and mix it or find some going spare somewhere i am essentially screwed.I might try the guy who composes all the paint colors and paint color charts for Dulux and see if i have any luck that way as a last resort.

I havent done any work for a month because of the weather which means i dont get paid.

Fuck New Years Eve as well as it will be the same shit but a different year.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 December, 2010, 06:37:28 PM
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 30 December, 2010, 05:02:04 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 30 December, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
Mines glow in the dark green. How nice - we're on opposite sides of the colour wheel. ;)
Maybe you two should team up for the monthly art comp?  :D

That' snot art!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 10:26:24 PM

"Publicity: Owners and managing agents of properties within the Estate were
reminded of the requirement to redecorate the fronts of their properties by letter
in May 2009. They were sent copies of the paint specification, and advised that
the specification could also be downloaded from the council's web site.   

3.4 Further advisory letters and specifications were sent out during the intervening
period on receipt of details regarding changes in ownership or managing agents,
and more recently on receipt of advice from the paint manufacturer that the
regulations regarding paints will change next year. The paint already produced
contains more Volatile Organic Compounds, than the new regulations will permit. 
The paint manufacturer feels it has met its obligation, and produced sufficient
paint to complete the 2010 repainting, and will not produce new stock that is
legally compliant ahead of the next paint cycle.  Producing small batches of a
non standard paint is uneconomic.  The consequence is that the exterior gloss
paint specified for the windows cannot be made available in the New Year and
owners have been alerted to the need to purchase sufficient stock this year to
complete the 2010 redecoration work, and any necessary intervening
maintenance, before the next repainting year.   


3.5 Compliance to date: at the time of writing this report, redecoration has still to
commence at 28 properties (25%).  The rate of progress is similar to that in 2005,
but it remains disappointing that starts on many properties continue to run into
the winter months, despite officer's encouragement in providing planning and
conservation advice, and the production and publicity of a detailed paint
specification. In October, out of the 109 properties within the Estate, only 39 had
been redecorated with work in progress on a further 40. The figures will be
updated verbally at the meeting.  Residents that have painted their properties
have expressed disappointment that others have still to paint, and have asked
that the council take appropriate action for reasons of fairness. "


Fucking idiots.

Why not wait until the entire maintenance program is 100 percent complete before ceasing to manufacture the paint ?

I predict serious problems as a consequence of this stupidity.Its the stupidity of the manufacturer and the stupidity of beraucracy and regulation that has no bearing on reality.Also the paint manufacturer is not meeting its obligation and contract to supply enough paint for the entire estate and its admittance that it is not going to provide an alternative that is EU directive compatiable is negligence and will result in numerous properties within the estate being unable to be redecorated.

There was a limited amount in stock that has been bought out by greedy contractors who more than likely have bought more than they need depriving others of paint.I know this for a fact.

They are going to have to produce more as they have no choice.

>:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 December, 2010, 10:44:56 PM
utter tosh.

QuoteThey are going to have to produce more as they have no choice.
Producing more would be illegal - so no they won't.

QuoteWhy not wait until the entire maintenance program is 100 percent complete before ceasing to manufacture the paint ?
a) Because making it in 2011 will be illegal, as everybody apparently knew well ahead of time.
b) so why not start the painting earlier, so there'd be time to buy more if it ran out; or buy enough paint to allow a good margin of error for any shortfalls? Answer: because then people would be bitching about wasting taxpayers money.

I'm not sure if you're also complaining about the directive itself - If so I'm surprised - I know you hate the EU, but for someone who often complains about "chemical laced GM food" and "poisoned water supply", I'd expect you to welcome directives that seek to protect us from toxic shit.

Seems like everybody's just making a fuss over over nothing - just use another fecking colour, it's not important!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 30 December, 2010, 10:44:56 PM
utter tosh.

QuoteThey are going to have to produce more as they have no choice.
Producing more would be illegal - so no they won't.

QuoteWhy not wait until the entire maintenance program is 100 percent complete before ceasing to manufacture the paint ?
a) Because making it in 2011 will be illegal, as everybody apparently knew well ahead of time.
b) so why not start the painting earlier, so there'd be time to buy more if it ran out; or buy enough paint to allow a good margin of error for any shortfalls? Answer: because then people would be bitching about wasting taxpayers money.

I'm not sure if you're also complaining about the directive itself - If so I'm surprised - I know you hate the EU, but for someone who often complains about "chemical laced GM food" and "poisoned water supply", I'd expect you to welcome directives that seek to protect us from toxic shit.

Seems like everybody's just making a fuss over over nothing - just use another fecking colour, it's not important!


You have to paint the houses in one color and one color only.There is no choice involved.

While a couple of your points were fair not all of them where and the fact remains you have a directive that is clashing with an ongoing unfinished maintenance contract with a deficit or non-availabilty of materials needed to complete the program.

Another fact is that there clearly was not enough paint manufactured to complete the program or that some bought too much and if others buy too much then again that will result in a shortfall of paint.The only solution to that would have been to allocate a specific amount of paint per property.Also iwas not given a specific date as to when the directive came into effect plus it should have been in stock until the day it was illegal rather than just letting remaining stocks dwindle until nothing is left.


Answer: the paint manufacturer should have manufactured a surplus to be carried over into the new year or provided an alternative which again i will reiterate my previous point that the manufacturer was contracted to supply paint to every property which they havent done and now cant do because there are a percentage of properties that for one reason and another have not being painted so something is going to have to give.

You Ass-ume that everyone knew but there are a percentage of properties that are owned by neglectful non compliant disorganised property owners and absentee landlords etc etc.This is a 5 yearly maintenance contract enforced by an act of parliament that dates back to the construction of the estate in the 1st quarter of the 19th cent.

I should also point out that wasting taxpayers money is irrelevent here as this is private sector housing that is not subsidised in any way by taxpayers.None of it concerns taxpayers.

If i go through the right channels since i have some useful contacts i can find a solution.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 31 December, 2010, 12:02:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
You have to paint the houses in one color and one color only.There is no choice involved.

Is that a law or just a statute?  ;)

You don't explain WHY all the houses have to be the same. Sounds awful to me. Anyway it can't be hard to find a non-toxic similar colour. The world's not going to end if it's a shade darker. Who's going to riot? who's going to sue?

PS We're not Americans - it's COLOUR dammit!  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 31 December, 2010, 12:24:25 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 31 December, 2010, 12:02:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
You have to paint the houses in one color and one color only.There is no choice involved.

Is that a law or just a statute?  ;)

You don't explain WHY all the houses have to be the same. Sounds awful to me. Anyway it can't be hard to find a non-toxic similar colour. The world's not going to end if it's a shade darker. Who's going to riot? who's going to sue?

PS We're not Americans - it's COLOUR dammit!  :D

Its a conservation area.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:LlsPX_M43aAJ:www.brighton-hove.gov.uk/index.cfm%3Frequest%3Dc1135761+brunswick+repainting+year&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

I am going to have to :

A:See if any other contractors have any to spare

B:Match the color with another paint from another company.

C:Contact the curator of the Regency Town House which is a museum within the square who i know very well and go from there and contact English Heritage,the council,the paint manufacturer and Patrick Baty [Papers and Paints] who is a paint color specialist and work something out.

I have to redecorate and repair the museum house in the spring and if there isnt paint for that then there is a problem.

Apologies for multiple posting.





Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
Can you not just get B&Q to mix some up for you?
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 December, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
Can you not just get B&Q to mix some up for you?

Certainly someone is doing some stirring....
;)

I do feel Peter's pain here.  I was once involved in a heritage project with a different but equally irritating situation, where the contractor had had a particular type of slate approved by the State heritage client for a huge restoration job, and then halfway through announced that the only quarry that produced that slate had closed.  After many long and boring meetings where the State representatives insisted that they could only use the original stone, it emerged that the contractor might just know where were stockpiles of said slate could be acquired... but for a vastly inflated price, and entirely additional to the contract price.  It wasn't hard to form the impression that one hand was washing the other and that more than stone was at stake.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 04:19:09 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 December, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
Can you not just get B&Q to mix some up for you?

Certainly someone is doing some stirring....
;)

Busted :D

Sorry Peter - I'm in work, bored and ill. Idle hands and all that...
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 January, 2011, 01:35:56 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 04:19:09 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 31 December, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
Can you not just get B&Q to mix some up for you?

Certainly someone is doing some stirring....
;)

Busted :D

Sorry Peter - I'm in work, bored and ill. Idle hands and all that...

B+Q do the Dulux color range so if i can find a color match within the colorchart then i could do that.

Quote from: TordelBack on 31 December, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 31 December, 2010, 03:55:21 PM
Can you not just get B&Q to mix some up for you?

Certainly someone is doing some stirring....
;)

I do feel Peter's pain here.  I was once involved in a heritage project with a different but equally irritating situation, where the contractor had had a particular type of slate approved by the State heritage client for a huge restoration job, and then halfway through announced that the only quarry that produced that slate had closed.  After many long and boring meetings where the State representatives insisted that they could only use the original stone, it emerged that the contractor might just know where were stockpiles of said slate could be acquired... but for a vastly inflated price, and entirely additional to the contract price.  It wasn't hard to form the impression that one hand was washing the other and that more than stone was at stake.


It would have been interesting to follow the contractor and to see where the slate was being quarried from i mean where the stockpile of slate was stored  :lol:

You should have offered to go and inspect the stockpile of slate with the contractor

I worked on a heritage project where the roof had to be slated with a very specific type of Devonian slate so a disused quarry had to be drained of water and reopened just for that project.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 31 December, 2010, 12:02:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 30 December, 2010, 11:44:23 PM
You have to paint the houses in one color and one color only.There is no choice involved.

Is that a law or just a statute?  ;)



Right now elsewhere online i am explaining that the US Patriot act is legislature and not law and how law and legislature are two opposing realities.A lot of people dont understand the difference and constantly wrongly refer to things being illegal/legal instead of lawful/unlawful etc etc etc.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 02 January, 2011, 12:41:16 AM
So, how long can I expect this flu thing to last for, roughly?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 02 January, 2011, 01:39:47 AM
Until we work out what your monthly instalment plan is going to look like. And when I say "we", I mean just me. You wanted that boat so bad, now you have absolutely no say in what I charge you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 02 January, 2011, 02:16:46 PM
Well mine has lasted about a month part so far..... I had a little bit of a respite one week just before xmas when I got all my shopping done and saw a band. Then it was back to the feeling like death...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 02 January, 2011, 02:47:39 PM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 02 January, 2011, 12:41:16 AM
So, how long can I expect this flu thing to last for, roughly?

About 2 weeks! :) I was in bed for 8 days so don't worry. It's the not being able to sleep properly that tired me out. :(

Make sure you clean your teeth as last time I had it this bad I got secondary inflammation along the gum line at the back of my teeth where the molars are and had to have a lovely dose of anti biotics that made me feel zombified.

Drink lots of hot fluid, keep warm and don't go back to work till you feel better.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 02 January, 2011, 03:29:05 PM
Or, alternatively, invest in the 'flu jab next year, money well spent!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 January, 2011, 03:55:41 PM
Drink some multivitamin drinks to catch up on depleted vitamins especially vitamin D as you will recover much quicker that way.I have only had Flu once but i was over the worst of it in 4 days and completely over it in a week this way.

Vitamin drinks are good if you are not that good at eating your greens and all type of thing which is what i am like.Also vitamin C A and E and zinc are important.



Also get a minimum of 1 hours exposure to sunlight per day by going and even if the sun is not visible it makes no difference.

Finally vitamins especially D are far more effective in fighting and preventing flu than flu shots which are only ever partially effective depending on the strain of flu that you have caught.

Garlic is the best thing to eat as it has strong antiviral and antibiotic properties and it also destroys bacteria and viruses with no side effects unless you dont like the smell of raw garlic and whats more viruses and bacteria dont ever become immune to the antiviral/antibiotic ingredients of garlic.If you dont like eating it raw then chop it up finely and knock it back with water without chewing it.

Dont eat too much sugar either if you have the flu as it depresses and inhibits the immune system.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 02 January, 2011, 04:54:41 PM
For nearly a week I've had heartburn th
(//)at got so bad  i thought i was having a heart attack
Its not so bad at the moment  but i dare not fat anything
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 02 January, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
Quote from: klute on 02 January, 2011, 04:54:41 PM
For nearly a week I've had heartburn th
(//)at got so bad  i thought i was having a heart attack
Its not so bad at the moment  but i dare not fat anything

Have you gone to a doctor? If it's that bad, I'd suggest it. Not to be a Neggy-Eddie, just to be sure, like.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 02 January, 2011, 08:27:01 PM
No not as of yet  I'm on the phone to the docs in the morning i can't in through another might like last night it was agony
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 03 January, 2011, 01:08:03 AM
My wee girl is crying because she's just been dumped by her boyfriend of five years.  And we had to move all her stuff out of the flat and she didn't want to.

Actually she's not that wee anymore - 22 - but a broken heart is a terrble thing to see
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 03 January, 2011, 03:50:44 PM
she'll be your wee girl when shes in her fifties! mines only 5 so i've got all that to look forward to  ::)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 January, 2011, 04:14:36 PM
Ah Tips, that's one of the joys of fatherhood. My 'little' girl is almost as tall as her mom now, but she'll always be my baby.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 04 January, 2011, 12:31:14 PM
klute - could be acid reflux - especially if it is worse when you lie down. The dr will be able to help you with that and won't think you are being silly. It often feels as bad as a heart attack.

Peter - could you advise me what vitamin drinks are the best? I am really run down and could do with the hydration in the office too.

Life Spugs because.... The lottery hasn't been won and I still can't write that Resignation Letter. Life goes on.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 January, 2011, 04:13:49 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 04 January, 2011, 12:31:14 PM

Peter - could you advise me what vitamin drinks are the best? I am really run down and could do with the hydration in the office too.



Dunns River Nourishment milk drinks in cans always work best.You often find them in newsagents in the fridge.They taste pretty vile though apart from the vanilla type.One or two of these a week works well for me.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:sGxqRdV1m5sJ:www.nurishment.co.uk/+dunns+river+nourishment&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=firefox-a

Another is Vitamin/V water in plastic bottles.You have probably seen those around and there is one type that has got everything in it.As these are nutritional supplements they are not what you drink all day when you are thirsty.If you are run down then drink 1 can or bottle a day.

There was a flu scare in the Ukraine last winter and they all ate garlic as a cure for it instead of being vaccinated.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 04 January, 2011, 06:42:36 PM
Those Eastern European folk have a history of combatting that kind of thing with garlic.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 January, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
You also need to be aware that there is absolutely no scientific evidence that taking vitamins will combat or prevent colds and flu.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 January, 2011, 07:05:11 PM
Guess what mum served up for dinner? Fish pie with chips.


Yes, that's right. Mashed potato and chips.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 04 January, 2011, 07:14:05 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 04 January, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
You also need to be aware that there is absolutely no scientific evidence that taking vitamins will combat or prevent colds and flu.

That is true, but the vitamins and garlic might help alleviate some of the symptoms, (to the potential detriment of your fragrancy).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 04 January, 2011, 07:26:33 PM
...and garlic does have proper medical benefit type things. Particularly useful against sore throats, apparently, (yes, I know).

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 January, 2011, 07:05:11 PM
Guess what mum served up for dinner? Fish pie with chips.


Yes, that's right. Mashed potato and chips.

What you need is garlic.

Or some cheese.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 January, 2011, 07:31:42 PM
She already makes it with cheese.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 January, 2011, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 04 January, 2011, 06:44:10 PM
You also need to be aware that there is absolutely no scientific evidence that taking vitamins will combat or prevent colds and flu.

I dont think vitamins will prevent you catching flu or cold but they will help you combat viruses particularly vitamin D/D3 as a lack of vitamin D leads to a depressed immune system and a depressed immune system means you are more likely to not fight off and recover from flu and to be fair it is still being researched but nonetheless it is widely recognised. Being runned down isnt exactly helpful to recovery from illnesses and vitamins prevent disease as thats what they are there for.

Just do a websearch for Vit D/D3 / flu prevention.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 04 January, 2011, 10:10:13 PM
What is required is sex, drugs & rock & roll. In large doses, administered frequently. Simultaneously to achieve maximum effect. Cures what ails you, and if it don't, you won't give a fuck anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 January, 2011, 09:13:13 PM
ORAC IS DEAD!!!!

My faithful old slow laptop is no more... Or rather I cannot use "Him" because the pins at the back of the main's power cable have snapped.
And the chances of finding a useable one for an 8 year old Packard Bell EasyNote M£ is impossible...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 05 January, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 January, 2011, 09:13:13 PM
ORAC IS DEAD!!!!

My faithful old slow laptop is no more... Or rather I cannot use "Him" because the pins at the back of the main's power cable have snapped.
And the chances of finding a useable one for an 8 year old Packard Bell EasyNote M£ is impossible...

Did it make that eeeuuuuurrr noise that the original Orac did when they switched him off?

Sorry for the loss of an old friend, but if your last six months of posts are anything to go by, a nice fresh upgrade may be just what you needed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 January, 2011, 10:24:24 PM
That was the PC... Apocolips Box... Orac was my back up....

He had the coolest start-up sound effect too.....


"Orace what are your capablities...."
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 January, 2011, 11:13:53 PM
A workmate has breast cancer.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 07 January, 2011, 01:39:40 AM
Damn that's bad.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 January, 2011, 06:53:44 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 05 January, 2011, 09:31:54 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 05 January, 2011, 09:13:13 PM
ORAC IS DEAD!!!!

My faithful old slow laptop is no more... Or rather I cannot use "Him" because the pins at the back of the main's power cable have snapped.
And the chances of finding a useable one for an 8 year old Packard Bell EasyNote M£ is impossible...

Did it make that eeeuuuuurrr noise that the original Orac did when they switched him off?

Sorry for the loss of an old friend, but if your last six months of posts are anything to go by, a nice fresh upgrade may be just what you needed.

If the last six months of posts are anything to go by then an upgrade is going to result in at least another 6 months of the same.......
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 06:49:50 PM
Life spugs because I walked face first into a situation that's made be look like an arsehole.

I was invited out with my girlfriend and her workmates yesterday for an after-work drinking sesh. Went along, met the people, got on OK with most of them, apart from one guy who we'll call J. J kept needling me all night, taking the piss when no-one was listening and generally being a boorish idiot. I pretty much just kept my distance from him, and got on with the business of having a nice night.

Later on, we ended up going to a club. On the way in, my girlfriend went up the stairs ahead of me, and J leaned over and quietly made a very inappropriate comment about her to me. Stupidly (drink had been taken), I gave him a half-hearted gentle slap on the head and told him to show some respect. I stress at this point I did not hit him. It did not hurt him in any way. It was intended as a good-humoured but meaningful warning. It's the kind of thing I'd do if I was out with my mates and one of them was being an arse. Only I wasn't out with my mates.

Ten minutes later, one of the other members of the party (who we'll call A) came up to me and started drunkenly demanding that I apologise to his friend immediately. When I responded by saying I'd nothing to apologise for, A punched me in the face. Luckily, he was pissed, and his drunken flail didn't actually hurt, but still, came as a bit of a shock. I stress at this point - I didn't hit him back. I could have done(easily, repeatedly and with great pleasure), but I was in control enough to know that it wouldn't help the situation.

The respective girlfriends broke it up and I left the club with my girlfriend. I've since emailed the A girlfriend, who seemed like a nice girl) to apologise. I explained what happened, and even offered to buy them a drink and talk it over. She replied a few hours later saying that A told her I'd been repeatedly hitting J in the head and face all night, and that when A asked me to stop, I'd threatened to beat the pair of them up. Apparently that's why he hit me. Clearly not true, but who's she going to believe?

To make matters worse, as well as working with my girlfriend, all these people work with my sister and her partner, so no doubt tales of my (fictional) thuggish, violent behaviour will get back to them sooner or later.

So - help me get some perspective on this, because It's been playing on my mind all day!  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 15 January, 2011, 06:54:15 PM
You behaved with much more restraint that I would have, especially if I'd been drinking. And then you had the decency to apologize for showing that restraint. I wouldn't worry about it - I'm sure your girl, sister and her partner will speak to you about it if they have concerns and you'll be able to explain exactly what happened. Ah, you should have beaten the shite out of him since he's claiming that anyway!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 January, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
He's a cunt and a bully- but you know that already.

Still:
QuoteTo make matters worse, as well as working with my girlfriend, all these people work with my sister and her partner, so no doubt tales of my (fictional) thuggish, violent behaviour will get back to them sooner or later.

These people know you and know you're not a bully or a twat. And I'm sure that enough people will know this other guy and know what he's like when he's drunk, and be able to figure out the truth.
But I think you've done the right thing by contacting then to apologise... and surely the guy's girlfriend is not stupid enough to not be able to figure out when he's lying and when he's not?


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Hrm. She's a nice girl, but she does give him a lot of leeway. The last time my girlfriend went out with them, he flew into a rage and screamed at both girls because they were singing and dancing and he felt embarrassed. He later apologised to them and tried to smooth thing over by buying them drinks, but my gf pretty much worked him out from that episode. When he turned up last night she told me "That's V's boyfriend. Watch him, he's a bit of a knob". Never a truer word.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 15 January, 2011, 07:26:33 PM
Well what a run do that is. If you think it is going to be the talk of the office then it might be worth speaking to your sister and getting your spin on this. That way she can nip things in the bud if someone comes up to her and says "do you know what your brother did??", rather than leaving her wrong-footed and defensive but not in possession of all the details.

I now a few people like that, they'll just keep needling someone until they break and somehow if fists get thrown they tend to walk away unharmed, unlike other people who got caught up in it. He clearly targeted you because of your weaker links to the rest of the group, they can always spot an angle like that. He's a classic wind-up merchant and if you do take a swing at him he can always claim the moral high-ground which makes things increasingly messy. I think you handled yourself about right, with commendable restraint even ;)

Fortunately, I'd eat my over-sized hat (and the over-sized head in it) if this was the first time he'd done this. Normal human beings don't suddenly start acting in such a manner without some kind of brain injury or a rapid onset of madness (and I've seen people with both and it is usually a lot more public and obvious). Once word of this gets around people aren't going to be saying "That Noisybast sounds like an unpleasant character," they will be saying "Oh yes JJ is a dick, he tried the same thing with a friend of mine last year."

You have the cast iron, Imperial Standard guaran f'ing tee on that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 January, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
What a wally.

Coolness is always the best option so you did well not to retaliate. Unfortunately idiots like that tend to percieve restraint as a sign of weakness. Probably not helping with that comment but those kinds of morons often get their comeuppance when they try it on with someone who is not as level headed as you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 07:36:13 PM
Thanks guys. I feel a bit better about the whole thing now.
Still not looking forward to hearing about my GF's day in work on Monday, though...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 January, 2011, 07:39:36 PM
QuoteStill not looking forward to hearing about my GF's day in work on Monday, though...

Be honest though... you think that everyday.
Am I right men?

Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
Well, yeah :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 15 January, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 06:49:50 PM



To make matters worse, as well as working with my girlfriend, all these people work with my sister and her partner, so no doubt tales of my (fictional) thuggish, violent behaviour will get back to them sooner or later.

So - help me get some perspective on this, because It's been playing on my mind all day!  :(

I would have thought that your sister would know you better than they do and will also believe your account of what happened rather than the word of A who is obviously a liar.

I wouldnt worry about any of it as it will all blow over.


Quote from: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 06:49:50 PM
Clearly not true, but who's she going to believe?



If you dont know her yourself then it doesnt really matter if she doesnt believe you but it does sound like she is undecided and the fact she was willing to hear you out or that you didnt get an angry reply is positive and the fact that you sent the email means that you are not a violent thug.Hopefully you can all apologise to each other and move on from it and if A doesnt want to apologise then in the nicest possible way bollocks to A as there isnt much else you can do.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 15 January, 2011, 08:13:44 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 07:36:13 PMStill not looking forward to hearing about my GF's day in work on Monday, though...

Cook something nice for tea and make sure there is a bottle of plonk to hand.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 15 January, 2011, 09:06:21 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements
QuoteStill not looking forward to hearing about my GF's day in work on Monday, though...

Be honest though... you think that everyday.
Am I right men? Eh? Eh?

Amen, Brother!

;-)

M@
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 15 January, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
The guy is a prick, try not to worry about it Noisy. You did the right thing in not decking him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 January, 2011, 09:51:58 PM
I was once again woken up this morning by the sound of my sister and her boyfriend rutting like swine in the shower. Either they don't care that I can hear them, or it simply just does not occur to them that I can hear pretty much everything up in the attic WHERE THE HATCH IS WIDE OPEN.

Then she started singing along to Bieber at obnoxiously loud volumes which is when I went to work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 15 January, 2011, 09:53:18 PM
Don't worry about it. You made both look twats and now they have concocted this scenario to soften their foolishness. It's just a shame your missus has to face the Knob on Monday and not you.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 15 January, 2011, 11:42:57 PM
Life has really spugged recently due to a death in the family... But I can honestly say that the nostalgic escapism of Strontium Dog Agency Files 2 and Robo-Hunter Droid Files 1 has actually helped quite a lot! Plus, they're fantastic trade paperbacks to boot! :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 17 January, 2011, 01:04:59 PM
Gah! More spuggery!

Jen called me early this morning to tell me she'd spoken to the only sober member of Friday's night out, and that, although he'd left prior to the incident, he'd seen no evidence of me behaving badly and that it didn't sound likely. So far so good.

An hour or so later, the story had made its way back to a manager, who said it was the third such incident she'd heard about, and that A would be in deep shit for bringing the company into disrepute. Uh oh...

Half an hour ago, I got a tearful, barely coherent call from Jen. A's girlfriend is backing his story, saying she saw me hitting J all night. Not true. The atmosphere is horrendous, and Jen wants to go home.

I feel sick. I really don't know what to do. I can't reach Jen or my sister on their mobiles. Horrible all round.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 January, 2011, 04:43:24 PM
If it was me I would demand an interview with manager and said parties just so your missus isn't dragged through any mire and also to confront the idiot whilst sober. Also you could ask why he isn't pressing charges for assault, I am sure CCTV footage would back you up if he did call your hand.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 January, 2011, 04:44:10 PM
Holy feck, Noisy, that's cack.  

I hate to say it, but you probably need to make a serious effort to talk directly to these knobs, who are at least nominally adults, and to the manager, so all parties can see that you're not some incoherent monster.  Explain that this is not your recollection of events at all, and you're sorry if they came away with that impression or some such weasel-worded crap.  You meant it as a friendly jokey gesture in response to his off-colour comment, but it obviously came across wrong and misunderstandings snowballed, that's the problem with trying to be funny when all parties have had a few beers etc. etc.  Don't apologise for anything other than your actions possibly being open to misinterpretation, but some sort of attempt to diffuse the poison they're spreading looks necessary.

I've been in a slightly similar situation, except that I was utterly bollocksed drunk, and did do some of the stupid things I was accused of - the only way I found out of it was a sit down chat with all relevant parties.

I don't envy you, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 17 January, 2011, 05:27:13 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 17 January, 2011, 01:04:59 PMAn hour or so later, the story had made its way back to a manager, who said it was the third such incident she'd heard about, and that A would be in deep shit for bringing the company into disrepute. Uh oh...

I think this is the key part ^^^ A clearly has anger issues and this is part of a large pattern. It clearly puts you at least in the foothills of the moral high ground, just needs a bit more work to get there.

Quote from: Noisybast on 17 January, 2011, 01:04:59 PMHalf an hour ago, I got a tearful, barely coherent call from Jen. A's girlfriend is backing his story, saying she saw me hitting J all night. Not true.

This is almost inevitable given the first quote - she has to say this or A is in an awful lot of trouble, at least if she says you started it he might avoid the bullet, this time.

However, I refer you to a previous quote:

Quote from: Noisybast on 15 January, 2011, 06:49:50 PMI've since emailed the A girlfriend, who seemed like a nice girl) to apologise. I explained what happened, and even offered to buy them a drink and talk it over. She replied a few hours later saying that A told her I'd been repeatedly hitting J in the head and face all night, and that when A asked me to stop, I'd threatened to beat the pair of them up. Apparently that's why he hit me.

You basically have her changing her story from "my boyfriend told me" to "I saw it all". I'd get a print off to the manager asap. Her motivation for saying it is clear (to everyone eventually I suspect) but she can't be allowed to get away with it.

Let's be honest if you had been hitting J all night (and why would you??) then people would have seen and commented on it.

I'm afraid today (and perhaps this week - sorry) was always going to be "messy" - you just have to state your case clearly and calmly (with as much evidence as you have - that mail is key), it looks like it should work out in the medium term, just hang on in there.

The big surprise is that people haven't come out to say they've had similar problems with J - I suspect they will when the more violent aspects have been dealt with. It'd be a pity that the manipulative git who caused all this gets away scot free.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 17 January, 2011, 06:17:05 PM
QuoteI'd been repeatedly hitting J in the head and face all night, and that when A asked me to stop, I'd threatened to beat the pair of them up

You must be built like a brick shithouse! because for teh life of me i cant think why one man would let another one hit him all night more so if he didnt know him!!

Then to go on and say that Two men were scared of you beating them up just makes it all the more laughable fuck me these guys need to be writing for some of the national papers.....if he was that concerned and couldnt do anything about it why didnt he involve a bouncer????

I'll tell you why! because this cock weasel is full of shit. i had an incident like this a few years ago.

I'd gone out with some people from work which included one of my then managers and his other half a close friend of mine.

She had been dancing on the dance floor not far from myself and my wife (girlfriend at the time)when he proceeded to come over and drag his missus of the dance floor and kick a pint class at some fella..well it missed him and hit my wife in the leg.

As you can guess i went apeshit suffice to say i got my pound of flesh beofre being removed from said club.

Anyway the following day the manager grabbed hold of every member of staff and threatening them with there jobs if they didnt side with him...making me out to be the bad guy.....anyway he tried threatening me to which i replied "It had nothing to do with work it was outside of hours, dont threaten me because your a manager if you would like to bring it up again i suggest you catch me outside of work"

It took a few years and an incident at work for people to realise i had been telling the truth but he lost a job promotion worth millions to him.... i was pleased to be there to see his fall from grace and people say to me you were right!

Back on topic im a little baffled why this is now a work issue as other than being your partner the incident that never was has nothing to do with your other half?

Your a better person than me as i would now be outside of your partners workplace waiting for him, and maybe suggesting to a few of his work colleagues that he was making racist remarks about a certain woman and talking of rape or that he was a paedo... wait for the shit to hit the fan for him then turn around and say its not fun being on the end of a malicious lie.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 17 January, 2011, 06:31:20 PM
Im not suggesting any of the above but years ago id have gone crackers over an incident like that.

Maybe you should have a word with this boss of his theres plenty of things i would be asking

QuoteAn hour or so later, the story had made its way back to a manager, who said it was the third such incident she'd heard about, and that A would be in deep shit for bringing the company into disrepute. Uh oh...
third incident with him involved? or third mention of the incident with you and him?

I only ask because if he has previous then they know he's a fucktard




QuoteIf it was me I would demand an interview with manager and said parties just so your missus isn't dragged through any mire and also to confront the idiot whilst sober. Also you could ask why he isn't pressing charges for assault, I am sure CCTV footage would back you up if he did call your hand.

Unless theres a reason why you cant why dont you use this to your advantage might be worth suggesting to the boss that you will get a  solicitor involved if this isnt knocked on the head for defamation of character? and mention that you will go to all the places you spent your night for any cctv footage they have of your party.

Maybe this will shut him up if he thinks/knows you can back up your story?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 17 January, 2011, 06:35:23 PM
QuoteThe big surprise is that people haven't come out to say they've had similar problems with J - I suspect they will when the more violent aspects have been dealt with. It'd be a pity that the manipulative git who caused all this gets away scot free.
Karma!!! my brothers Karma!!! it has a funny way of working out ;) this spunk bubble is full of bad ju ju.

it wouldnt surprise me if the other half left him at some point and said he beat her
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 18 January, 2011, 08:58:32 AM
Latest update: I spoke to my sister, who works there at a higher grade than any if them. She said not to worry and not to get involved.

Apparently A is in enough shit as it is, as he took Friday off, claiming to be visiting his mother in hospital. Unfortunately for him, his sister rang to speak to him in the afternoon. When asked how her mum was, she said "Er... she's alright thanks, why?".

Bwa ha, and indeed ha.

In the meantime, Jen's still pretty upset, and worried about going back into work today. She tried to discuss the matter sensibly with A's girlfriend yesterday, which was never going to end well. My suggestion to try the 'men, eh? / we both have idiot boyfriends, let's forget it and get on with our lives' approach has fallen on deaf ears.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 January, 2011, 04:56:41 PM
A sounds like a useless lying whining maggot.

I would like to give him something to complain about.

BTW if you had been hitting him in the face all night surely there is evidence for this on his face ?

Because if you had there would have been but it sounds like one of the most outrageous lies i have heard in a long while.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 18 January, 2011, 06:08:38 PM
Indeed. I'm trying to back away from it all now. Jen's coping better in work today (if not actually happy), and she says she'd rather not bring it back up at home when she could be getting on with the more pressing matter of having a long bath with a Lush bath bomb.

I, on the other hand am just about to get ready to go out to a gig. One I happily told Friday's pre-ruck crowd all about because I picked up my ticket while we were out. On my tod, because all my friends have cried off at the last minute. I'm kinda hoping A isn't that much of a knob that he'll come looking for a rematch...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: radiator on 18 January, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
I'm in a slightly similar situation (though I'm not actually personally involved).

To cut a long story short, my girlfriend has recently unwittingly become the victim of a dedicated workplace campaign against her by her colleague S. S is ten years older than my girlfriend and obviously feels very threatened by her so has taken to behaving in a typically passive-aggressive manner, spreading malicious lies/sending round nasty emails and basically attempting to recruit a little anti-my girlfriend cabal within the office, which has worked, at least in part. Bullying, basically.

I think the root of the problem is that my girlfriend is pretty no nonsense in the office (which, frankly, she needs to be to do her job) and could potentially come off as slightly rude - S has used this low-level enmity to foster bad feeling in others and it has been blown so out of proportion that my girlfriend was accused of being a bully, which is utterly preposterous!

This has flared up on several occasions, and it seems that at this point, my girlfriend's boss kind of knows what is going on, but instead of reprimanding S, has instead implied that my girlfriend should suck up to her to massage her ego and keep the peace. But my girlfriend is too decent a person to suck up to people she hates.

So now it's a constant cycle of misery for all involved. I'm trying to be supportive, but frankly I'm getting kind of sick of hearing about it day in, day out (which sounds all kinds of selfish but tbh honestly the last thing I need after a long day at work is to hear a list of moans about hers). It seems as if I, as the boyfriend, should somehow provide a simple answer, but in this situation there isn't one.

She could leave her job, but there aren't many about right now so she could end up being out of work for a while (she was unemployed for many months before getting her current job), and it would also mean throwing away the good opportunity she has. She can't really talk to her boss, because doing so will only stir up more trouble, and will also make it look like her and S are both as bad as each other.

Not sure what to suggest, really....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 January, 2011, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: radiator on 18 January, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
I'm in a slightly similar situation (though I'm not actually personally involved).

To cut a long story short, my girlfriend has recently unwittingly become the victim of a dedicated workplace campaign against her by her colleague S. S is ten years older than my girlfriend and obviously feels very threatened by her so has taken to behaving in a typically passive-aggressive manner, spreading malicious lies/sending round nasty emails and basically attempting to recruit a little anti-my girlfriend cabal within the office, which has worked, at least in part. Bullying, basically.

I think the root of the problem is that my girlfriend is pretty no nonsense in the office (which, frankly, she needs to be to do her job) and could potentially come off as slightly rude - S has used this low-level enmity to foster bad feeling in others and it has been blown so out of proportion that my girlfriend was accused of being a bully, which is utterly preposterous!

This has flared up on several occasions, and it seems that at this point, my girlfriend's boss kind of knows what is going on, but instead of reprimanding S, has instead implied that my girlfriend should suck up to her to massage her ego and keep the peace. But my girlfriend is too decent a person to suck up to people she hates.

So now it's a constant cycle of misery for all involved. I'm trying to be supportive, but frankly I'm getting kind of sick of hearing about it day in, day out (which sounds all kinds of selfish but tbh honestly the last thing I need after a long day at work is to hear a list of moans about hers). It seems as if I, as the boyfriend, should somehow provide a simple answer, but in this situation there isn't one.

She could leave her job, but there aren't many about right now so she could end up being out of work for a while (she was unemployed for many months before getting her current job), and it would also mean throwing away the good opportunity she has. She can't really talk to her boss, because doing so will only stir up more trouble, and will also make it look like her and S are both as bad as each other.

Not sure what to suggest, really....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 January, 2011, 07:40:42 PM
I won't get into it, but a lady of my most intimate acquaintance is in a similar situation at work to Radiator's GF, for what I imagine are somewhat similar reasons.  It makes me sick to my stomach what she has to put up with, but as I'm a complete deadbeat at the moment we genuinely can't afford to have her leave her job, or indeed get fired for tackling the problem (her prime bully has recently become her immediate superior).  Her union actually advised her that unless she could afford to be out of work for the 1-2 years it would take to fight a case (which they claim she would almost certainly win), she should STFU and get on with it.  So that's that.

It's very hard to describe the utter misery this situation entails, and I know exactly what Radiator means when he says he feels he should be able to come up with a simple solution: I've tried and tried, have spent literally a hundred evenings brainstorming, drafting letters and setting out action plans and fuck knows what, to no avail.   I't's particularly galling because as an employer I've had to deal with bullying in my own company, and while it was hard going I did eventually succeed.  No such effort is forthcoming.

"It's only work" is a nice sentiment, but workplace bullying pisses all over it.   BTW, this is why I get a little irate when people start accusing forumites of 'bullying' them.  My arse.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 January, 2011, 07:46:04 PM
Something went wrong with the last post after i quoted the entire text and then clicked post by mistake.also for some reason after editing i highlighted the text to delete it would not delete.

anyway i was going to say that your girlfriends boss is negligent as your girlfriend cant discuss it with her boss and also her boss is encouraging the situation by asking your girlfriend to suck up to her problematic co-worker.

Her boss is reinforcing some kind of office pecking order and the fact that her boss is aware of the problems this is causing instead of trying to resolve it is completely negligent.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 18 January, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
This kind of thing is awfully difficult to deal with - in school a teacher could just drag everyone into a room and tell them to knock it on the head and they don't care who said what to whom. At work I suspect they have to tread on eggshells in case they get sued for accusing people of something they can't prove, of course they could end up in trouble if they don't act too but inertia is a killer in such circumstances.

What she needs to do is assemble her case - see if someone will forward her the emails. She also needs to look up the policy on bullying and make sure she has the relevant parts to hand. The boss is clearly a muppet so try the union rep or someone in HR if that doesn't work because the firm is technically in hot water if they don't deal with this firmly (my sister-in-law is in HR and I can guarantee if you got it in front of someone like her there would be rockets up arses left, right and centre, why we don't let her out on Bonfire Night).

Also look at resources like this (also includes groups you might be able to get advice on the best approach):

www.direct.gov.uk/en/Employment/ResolvingWorkplaceDisputes/DiscriminationAtWork/DG_10026670
www.workplacebullying.co.uk
www.tuc.org.uk/tuc/rights_bullyatwork.cfm
www.jfo.org.uk

Basically get to a position where you can't be fobbed off as the manager is trying to do at the moment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 18 January, 2011, 08:08:04 PM
My last job lasted 15 years the last 5 of which were hell at time's that took me close to the edge and bring the problems home...my wife had worked at the same place for 2 years before leaving for another job after all the bullying she put up with.

So she had an idea of what was going on anyway i was made redundant 2 years ago and spent 9 months out of work, which luckily we could afford. evetually i got the job i was wanting/waiting around for and have never been better.

There is no bullying of any type and if there was or any other problem that our immediate boss couldnt/wouldnt deal with then we would go the the next boss above them and again no satisfaction over there head to!



QuoteHer boss is reinforcing some kind of office pecking order and the fact that her boss is aware of the problems this is causing instead of trying to resolve it is completely negligent.
As i mentioned regarding my own work place is there another boss she can go to?

Currently my wife is working at a place were she is very much a victim of bullying (She was pulled in the office an asked about a sicky she was going to pull??? the sicky in question never happened and she was pulled into teh office 2 weeks after her supposed sicky(that never happened) bare in mind my wife isnt the sort to take sicky's....so i was baffled as to why she was being pulled about a rumour started by said bullys about an event that never happened?

This is only the tip of the iceberg, the wifes now looking for another job which in the current climate appears to be hard going :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 18 January, 2011, 08:16:08 PM
Add to that my 4 year old has been poorly today, vomiting if we even try to give him something light to eat or drink.

Its not the first time he's been poorly, but its the first time were he's been old enough to realise that throwing up nothing on your stomach hurts and i dont mind admitting atm i feel useless and upset seeing him like that even it it only turns out to be a cold.

At least were not worrying about swineflu he's been vaccinated just 2 weeks ago.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 January, 2011, 08:17:57 PM
Quote from: klute on 18 January, 2011, 08:16:08 PM
Add to that my 4 year old has been poorly today, vomiting if we even try to give him something light to eat or drink.

Its not the first time he's been poorly, but its the first time were he's been old enough to realise that throwing up nothing on your stomach hurts and i dont mind admitting atm i feel useless and upset seeing him like that even it it only turns out to be a cold.

At least were not worrying about swineflu he's been vaccinated just 2 weeks ago.

Hope the little fella is well again quick. Both my two were off school today with high temperatures, headaches and coughs. :-\

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 January, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
I wanted marmalade on my rice pudding but the marmalade was off so I had to settle for strawberry jam.





Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 January, 2011, 09:57:15 PM
Quote from: radiator on 18 January, 2011, 07:19:49 PM
To cut a long story short, my girlfriend has recently unwittingly become the victim of a dedicated workplace campaign against her by her colleague

Same thing happened to me in the civil service last year: ended up with four in my chain of command trying to get rid of me, aided and abetted by four people who barely knew me, one from HR, saying whatever the managers wanted about meetings I had had with them to get them off their backs, protect themselves and earn some brownie points. They were able to sack me without comeback because I had been there for under a year and the project I'd been asigned to was a doomed piece of shit before I started. Now the Prime Minister, urged on by Boris Johnson, is considering removing the right to claim unfair dismissal for the first two years of employment to further undermine workers' rights and job security. This is supposed to help job creation in some way.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 January, 2011, 10:08:16 PM
You know who should be easier to fire? People who work in marmalade factories.
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 January, 2011, 10:14:16 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 18 January, 2011, 09:57:15 PM
Now the Prime Minister, urged on by Boris Johnson, is considering extending probation for all jobs to two years to further undermine workers' rights and job security. This is supposed to help job creation in some way.


How that is supposed to create jobs is a complete unknown but they didnt say anything about creating additional jobs on top of those that already exist.

I guess what they mean is that now workplaces will have a higher turnover of staff which means that the job that you could no longer tolerate because of bullying or the job that you were unfairly dismissed from or the job that exploits you becomes re-available for a short period of time.

Its "If you dont want a job then theres loads of others that do !" time again !

They couldnt have picked a worse time to make it easier for employers to exploit their workforce.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2011, 02:37:52 AM
My green budgie Cally succumbed to an respitory infection. I donno where she got it from but dispite an emergancy visit to the vet's ( Making me late for the Matenne performace this afternoon where I am acting as prompt.)
Talk about timing...

I found her dead at the bottom of the cage when I returned this evening...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 23 January, 2011, 04:18:45 AM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2011, 02:37:52 AM
I found her dead at the bottom of the cage when I returned this evening...

Commiserations. Those little birds seem to be quite fragile.

I had the job of feeding a friend's budgie (well technically it was his little brother's) while they were on holiday. I came in one day to find it lying on the bottom of the cage...

Weird thing is, before I arrived at their house I imagined that happening. (I'm a bit of a paranoid type in some ways, often imagining the worst.) I felt a bit guilty as I'd left it a couple of days, but I was told I could do that. I.e. they don't eat and drink that much so you can fill up their tray/tube and they're good for a while.

I left them a note and they actually took it okay though. (I buried it too*, I wouldn't just leave it there!) Turns out it was getting on a bit. A strange coincidence that it's the week or two they're away that it flies off to the big perch in the sky though...

*Sort of. Their wheelie bin came in handy.  In hindsight I think I should have buried it in the garden but I'm not sure the missus would have appreciated me pawing through her flower beds.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 January, 2011, 08:58:08 AM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2011, 02:37:52 AM
I found her dead at the bottom of the cage when I returned this evening...

Sorry to hear it, Doc.  After this happened to our one-and-only budgie, we decided we didn't want another.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 January, 2011, 12:34:59 PM
My in-laws' neighbours asked them to feed their hamster while they were away, but neglected to mention it was on its last legs. They went off on their trip, I got asked if I'd like to do the feeding, I went round there. "It's dead." We buried it in the back garden. When the neighbours came back we told them the news. "Oh, yes, we're not surprised; he was quite old and he hasn't been himself lately. We thought he could go any day." Okay. Thanks for not mentioning it beforehand.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 24 January, 2011, 05:14:24 PM
Yeah well at least her caeg mate seems to be healthy...

Cost us more in vet fees than to BUY her!
But that isn't the point. A budgie can live up to 10 years but if they catch anything they can quickly go downhill.
She was only 4.

(Provided you put the bird in a box, putting it in the bin should be fine... I live in a flat so burial is not an option.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 24 January, 2011, 07:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 24 January, 2011, 05:14:24 PM
(Provided you put the bird in a box, putting it in the bin should be fine... I live in a flat so burial is not an option.)

I wrapped it in newspaper (if I remember correctly).

I hope I didn't come across callous by the way.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 25 January, 2011, 03:56:44 PM
Certainly not to me....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 25 January, 2011, 09:57:24 PM
....my sister-in-law is dying, my brother is an idiot and my poor 15 year old niece is stuck in the middle of it all. Families eh?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: Albion on 25 January, 2011, 09:57:24 PM
....my sister-in-law is dying, my brother is an idiot and my poor 15 year old niece is stuck in the middle of it all. Families eh?

shit,that is crap. families are the bane of my life luckily i never se mine.

but saying that my little girl has gastroenteritis when i left for work this morning i'd  only just got the bus when my wife phoned to inform me mini had vomited all over the bed (my side of course!) and spent most of the day doing so. triage nurse at the gp was less than helpful or concerned about a 5 year old who has been puking since 730am and cant even keep a sip of water down...at the time of typing she has settled a bit and has picked up though the other end has started now!!!

   i was informed that morgan had been very brave today (normally she has a major panick attack when throwing up) which basically translated as bring me a pressie dad. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 26 January, 2011, 08:44:42 PM
Something un pleasent entered my system today. Felt very ill and was sure I was going to be chucking up but somehow it passed. Had to take afternoon off work. They won't be happy.

Feeling better after some sleep but my throats raw again. Flu 2?! I hope not.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 26 January, 2011, 08:44:42 PM
Something un pleasent entered my system today. Felt very ill and was sure I was going to be chucking up but somehow it passed. Had to take afternoon off work. They won't be happy.

Feeling better after some sleep but my throats raw again. Flu 2?! I hope not.
i felt like that today but i'm putting it down to the absolute crap i've eaten over the past two days(giant mixed kebab with garlic bread with cheese,bacon sausage and egg butty on monday and mcdonalds on tuesday)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 26 January, 2011, 08:54:46 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 08:51:26 PM
mcdonalds on tuesday)

Thats enough to make anyone ill!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 09:02:20 PM
i had a nice chicken salad today and a long brisk walk to work to stave off the heart attack!  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 26 January, 2011, 09:09:47 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 08:51:26 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 26 January, 2011, 08:44:42 PM
Something un pleasent entered my system today. Felt very ill and was sure I was going to be chucking up but somehow it passed. Had to take afternoon off work. They won't be happy.

Feeling better after some sleep but my throats raw again. Flu 2?! I hope not.
i felt like that today but i'm putting it down to the absolute crap i've eaten over the past two days(giant mixed kebab with garlic bread with cheese,bacon sausage and egg butty on monday and mcdonalds on tuesday)
Why don't you report these bouts of food poison to the relevant agencies. A stool sample to the doctors should determine the cause. Lets close these rat infested places down.




V



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 09:18:46 PM
it wasnt the food exactly more the amountand greasyness! as me dad would say "yer eyes are bigger than yer belly" :D and shit food tastes sooo nice though one of the nurses i work with sabotaged my morning joe by giving me decaff!!!! bitch! tho i must admit i do want to lose weight get fitter etc but the mind is weak
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 26 January, 2011, 11:01:04 PM
Quote from: Albion on 25 January, 2011, 09:57:24 PM
....my sister-in-law is dying, my brother is an idiot and my poor 15 year old niece is stuck in the middle of it all. Families eh?

Shit, Albion...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 January, 2011, 11:04:48 PM
hows the brother being an idiot ?
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 27 January, 2011, 02:19:31 AM
Life Spugs because thanxs to House of Usher I now know what Felching means and now i relay wich I hand not asked any know how to get amnisher
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2011, 08:20:52 AM
Quote from: Albion on 25 January, 2011, 09:57:24 PM
....my sister-in-law is dying, my brother is an idiot and my poor 15 year old niece is stuck in the middle of it all. Families eh?

Damn Albion, that sounds like a horrible mess. 
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Post by: locustsofdeath! on 27 January, 2011, 08:37:58 AM
My condolences Albion. I hope things get better, somehow, some way.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 27 January, 2011, 08:46:43 AM
Yes Albion, that all sounds appalling, and hope it somehow eases soon. All the best, mate.
SBT
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Post by: Noisybast on 27 January, 2011, 08:55:00 AM
Not good, Albion. If ever an uncle was needed, eh?
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Post by: SquashedFly on 27 January, 2011, 10:40:04 AM
Hope everything works out alright Albion. Wish you and your family all the best.



Life spugs for me personally due to relationship issues.

Everyday I feel that I get closer to breaking up with my Girlfriend.  :(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 27 January, 2011, 01:47:49 PM
Thanks folks.
Long story but basically.....

My brother and his wife split up some years ago, never divorced. She had a brain tumor three years ago, got that sorted then got terminal cancer.

My brother got a new girlfriend a few months ago, not going good. I was round there the other night and various things happened and my brothers attitude to the fact his daughter will lose her Mum was appalling. At one point he said "She'll be alright, she's nearly 16 she can look after herself." Idiot.

He should know what it's like as we lost our parents within 18 weeks of each other in 94/95. I was 24 (he was 31) at the time and my niece is only 15. It's hard at any age but she's been living with this for 3 years, she knows she will lose her Mum and sadly she will be left with a father who won't be able to cope. I'm pretty sure he still hasn't got over our parents death or his best friends suicide back in 1991. I think he needs some help but he won't admit it or get any.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 January, 2011, 02:39:42 PM
Sorry to hear the bad news Albion.

A good friend of mine is terminally ill with cancer. I last saw him a couple of weeks ago and was shocked at his condition. He went into hospital this week for an operation due to complications. I really feel for his children.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 27 January, 2011, 03:42:48 PM
Sorry to hear all that Albion. Your bro sounds like he needs a slap upside the head though, if I may be so bold. That's some shocking attitude towards his own daughter right there.  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2011, 04:05:59 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 27 January, 2011, 03:42:48 PM
Sorry to hear all that Albion. Your bro sounds like he needs a slap upside the head though, if I may be so bold.

I'm glad you said it, Dirk, 'cos I was thinking it.  Obviously the man has had a rough ride of it himself, but he urgently needs to take a long look at his priorities.
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Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 27 January, 2011, 04:17:28 PM
Sounds really terrible, Albion.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 January, 2011, 04:28:45 PM
That is horrible Albion. I agree with the fact your brother needs to stand up and be counted, obviously what happened to both of you is, well words fail me!
He needs to look at how he felt then and make sure that he is there for his daughter not when the inevitable happens but now, as she must be torn up inside about all this.

I hope he figures this out before it's too late.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 27 January, 2011, 04:53:48 PM
You could get him to guest on the Jeremy Kylie show....

(That is a truly terrible thought but needs must...)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 January, 2011, 07:31:51 PM
That's pretty poor news Albion. Your brother needs a good slap. As long as you are there for your niece to help her through then at lest that's something. Perhaps you giving her the needed attention may give your bro the kick up the arse he clearly needs.




V
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Post by: Kerrin on 27 January, 2011, 07:53:55 PM
For crying out loud! That's shit Albion, thoughts are with you mate. Tell your brother to sort his act out.
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Post by: Albion on 27 January, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
Thanks again folks.

I had a few stern words for my brother on Tuesday night and haven't heard from him since. My niece knows I'm always there for her when she needs me.
I have no kids of my own but I love my niece and my partners grandsons as if they were mine and would do anything for them.

Sorry to turn this part of the forum into a soap opera but after Tuesday night I had to say it somewhere and it was here. Thanks for your support, much appreciated. Myself and Mrs Albion will do our best whatever happens.

Life is weird sometimes. I'm a rather content person but at the moment it seems that a few people around me need some sense knocking into them and it looks like it might be my job to do just that.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 27 January, 2011, 11:54:32 PM
Thats tough Albion, just as well you are there for the poor girl.

David
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 28 January, 2011, 12:21:43 PM
That all sounds terrible Albion - hope it all passes soon.

One thing I would add that it could well be worth exploring why your brother has reached the conclusion that "she'll be OK, she's nearly 16" as it's obviously not a stance a lot of people would take.  He obviously has his own issues to deal with and isn't doing it very well so maybe he needs a hand as well. Older doesn't always mean wiser.

And failing that - a lsap round the head may be needed. I believe Noisybast can help out in that Department.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 28 January, 2011, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 28 January, 2011, 12:21:43 PMOlder doesn't always mean wiser.

You're right there.
To top it all it looks like my niece's cat is on his last legs too.  :(
Title: Re: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 28 January, 2011, 02:03:18 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 28 January, 2011, 12:21:43 PM
And failing that - a lsap round the head may be needed. I believe Noisybast can help out in that Department.

Grr...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 29 January, 2011, 03:17:58 PM
I'm sure in the future his daughter will bear this in mind when the time comes for her to choose his nursing home.

Beggars belief how some people treat their children. Many seem to think that youngsters have short memories. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 29 January, 2011, 04:58:28 PM
Quote from: Albion on 27 January, 2011, 01:47:49 PMHe should know what it's like as we lost our parents within 18 weeks of each other in 94/95. I was 24 (he was 31) at the time and my niece is only 15. It's hard at any age but she's been living with this for 3 years, she knows she will lose her Mum and sadly she will be left with a father who won't be able to cope. I'm pretty sure he still hasn't got over our parents death or his best friends suicide back in 1991. I think he needs some help but he won't admit it or get any.

Sounds like you are spot on. It sounds like his response to death is to close down, not talk about and hope that time will make things easier. I know because I went through a period when friends and family were dropping like flies, so I just got my head down and pushed on through, which worked OK. However, when my mum died it just wasn't an option - I couldn't let my Dad identify her body on his own and we all pulled together for the inquest. Not sure it made it any easier in the short term but it kept me busy and if you are focused on helping someone else it opens up ways for you to deal with things too. With a bit of prodding we all find out own ways - my brother also went out and dug a large hole in the garden which we made into a pond.

Its not easy to tell someone what to do in such circumstances but perhaps if you sat him down and told him he can't just ignore this and let time heal the scars as he has someone else to think about here. Perhaps suggest he take his daughter to grief counselling perhaps even sitting in on a joint session or two. He might find that supporting her allows him to work things through more indirectly and that might just be what he needs. If not, and people ultimately have to deal with things in their own way (even if they are rubbish ways), then you might want to take her to speak to someone - the school or a doctor will be able to suggest someone. If he hears it is working for her then he might reconsider, you'd hope so as I imagine he'll feel guilty if he doesn't do something, which will only make matters worse for him.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 30 January, 2011, 09:52:16 AM
Had a talk with my brother on Saturday and he admitted he had a problem before I even mentioned it, which was a good sign.
He admitted he still hasn't got over his best mates suicide twenty years ago. His girlfriend has left him again, which is a very good thing, and he says he won't have her back this time. I won't go into her many problems here but he will be much better off without her. He has also decided to cut down on his drinking too as that was starting to get out of hand.
Also, all of this has affected his work recently and been noticed by his boss. They are going to provide counselling for him so hopefully things will improve.
My niece has had lots of support from her school over the last couple of years due to her Mothers illness. She copes admirably and has a lot of friends who are a great help too.

Thanks to you all for listening, I don't often post stuff like this but I was so angry after Tuesday it was good to post it and hear your kind words and advice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 30 January, 2011, 02:51:55 PM
Glad to hear everything seems to be turning around. Fingers crossed it keeps up that trend.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 January, 2011, 06:54:56 PM
I came in from work and I smelt tartare sauce, so I thought hat we would be having tartare sauce.


Turns out that it was actually wet paint that I smelt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 January, 2011, 07:01:30 PM
You say that as if tartare sauce would be a good thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 01 February, 2011, 06:28:50 PM
So, this week's unpleasantness: Sunday was the 2nd anniversary of my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend's dad's death. Monday was the 1st anniversary of my girlfriend's brother's death. You'd think that was enough to deal with for one family, right?

See this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-12332019 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-12332019)

That was my girlfriend's sister's boyfriend's mum and brother. Totally out of the blue and still unexplained.  I feel so sorry for poor John (her sister's boyfriend). I only met his mum once, but she seemed like a nice enough woman. Seriously shocking stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 February, 2011, 06:36:11 PM
Fucking hell, Matt...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 01 February, 2011, 07:12:52 PM
Yeah, I know...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 01 February, 2011, 10:03:15 PM
that's crap,sorry mate...and albion hope your brother gets his priorities sorted the fact that your niece is nearly 16 means she will be less able to cope than a "grown up" my wife lost her dad to cancer when she was 13 she has never got over it but then she wasnt "allowed" to grieve properly she wasnt even able to go to the funeral instead having to stay at home making butties for the wake with her "auntie" .

   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 February, 2011, 11:28:32 PM
Shit news Noisy, hope things start looking up soon mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 02 February, 2011, 08:03:00 AM
Bloody Hell. Sorry to hear this Matt. Best to all.

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 02 February, 2011, 01:55:52 PM
Sorry to see so many having a bad time. Best wishes to you all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 02 February, 2011, 07:44:53 PM
So sorry to see that Noisy. My best wishes to you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 February, 2011, 09:57:32 PM
That's dreadful, Noisy- my best wishes to you and your family.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 February, 2011, 02:02:30 PM
Life is currently spuggy as I've had to have some hefty dental work on a broken Molar- which is currently meaning I'm having to time meals with pain medication to allow me to close my jaw!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 February, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
Ouch...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 07 February, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
Well, look on the bright side: your dentist could have been the Mengele character from 'The Marathon Man' movie. That scene still gives me the willies no matter how many times I see it!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 February, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
I farted in bed and now my duvet cover smells of farts. I got farts all up in my face.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 08 February, 2011, 12:25:44 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 07 February, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
I have farted in bed,
and so now my duvet cover smells of farts.

I have expressed your pain as a Haiku for you. No charge.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 10 February, 2011, 08:04:21 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 07 February, 2011, 11:00:26 PM
I farted in bed and now my duvet cover smells of farts. I got farts all up in my face.

That's how you get pinkeye.

Life spugs big time today because my mum's dog Ally has cancer. She's had it for a while and has been going through treatment for a couple of months, but while the cancer itself doesn't seem to be causing her many problems yet the treatment seems to be making her ill. So basically it's been decided to stop treating it, and they don't really know how long she'll last. She's a brilliant wee pooch and one of the family so we're all gutted.

Bit of a sob story I know, but it feels bloody awful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 February, 2011, 08:11:51 PM
Yeh its quite a jerker when a long lived pet goes, When my mums pooch (A jack russel/Corgi cross) finally went it was like losing a family member. We had him from when I was seven or eight from a pup and he finally went roughly 18 years later. It was weird because towards the end he started trying to run away. One time we got a phone call from the local police station that they had our dog in one of their cells, We nick named him Captain Incontinent in his old age. He eventually disappeared and never returned.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 10 February, 2011, 08:25:42 PM
Yeah, it does feel like losing a person. You don't really think about this stuff when you get a pet. 18 years is a hell of a good run though, Captain Incontinent must have lived some life! My childhood dog got put down for jumping someone's fence and impregnating their pedigree lab (twice). My dad didn't want to pay the vet's bills a third time (the owner had some kind of morning after treatment done) and instead of just having him fixed he got him put down out of the blue. Always pissed me off I wasn't told or consulted on that one.

At least this way we've got some warning so can treat Ally like a pampered queen for however long she's around!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 10 February, 2011, 09:12:51 PM
sad news man, we had our faithful pooch put down before christmas. hurts like hell we should have done it weeks ago but kept him going probably for our own selfihness when it wouldve been kinder to do what was right for him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 February, 2011, 10:16:13 PM
In my time I've taken two much loved dogs to the vets for a last goodbye- and it is possibly the hardest part of having a dog. My thoughts to you and yours.

In other news I'm now on two types of antibiotic as I've got an infection in the root filling- which is even spuggier is that as the root filling is closed they've given me some really strong shit that if I'm not careful is going to really fuck me up for a day or two while it does its job. Just in time for the weekend when I was planning on visiting Mini-bolt at Uni to watch True Grit!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 10 February, 2011, 10:41:48 PM
I had a similar problem a while back with an infected root filling Bolt and they stuck me on some pretty high dose anti-robotics. No problems, all I noticed was that the pain stopped. Shouldn't affect your weekend man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 11 February, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Mrs Tips is a way for 4 nights.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spaceghost on 11 February, 2011, 01:42:40 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 11 February, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Mrs Tips is a way for 4 nights.

A chance to catch up on your shunning.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 11 February, 2011, 01:43:47 PM
And that spugs? Think of the opportunities, man! :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 11 February, 2011, 03:02:28 PM
Indeed - that's two nights of bachanalian debauchery, one whole day of recovery, then another whole day to dispose of the evidence. You can be disgraceful AND leisurely!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 February, 2011, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 11 February, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Mrs Tips is a way for 4 nights.
You could spend the nights wearing her underwear and not get caught.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 11 February, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 11 February, 2011, 07:55:40 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 11 February, 2011, 01:25:55 PM
Mrs Tips is a way for 4 nights.
You could spend the nights wearing her underwear and not get caught.




V

Well. That's ONE idea, not quite what I had in mind.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 14 February, 2011, 08:29:56 AM
My wife was supposed to be home from Afghanistan on the 11th of March - now it's been pushed back to the 23rd. I hate it when the military does this shit. Last time she ended up coming home a month and a half later than she was supposed to.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 14 February, 2011, 11:28:22 AM
Ouch. Hope that is the last delay you get Locust.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 February, 2011, 12:10:59 PM
I hope she gets an overtime bonus for inconvenience of that magnitude!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 14 February, 2011, 05:59:23 PM
Head gasket in the car has gone again- and I only had it skimmed and replaced a few years ago

Minis = money pits
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 15 February, 2011, 08:19:07 PM
Less than a fortnight ago, the CEO of the group of companies I work for received a seven, close to eight, figure bonus.

Recently, the company announced a ten figure profit.

Today, the four permanent members of staff in my department got their appraisals. Despite shitting miracles to handle the transfer of the work from one site to another after the deliberate trashing of data by the old site, the poor standard of training received and frequent dumping on by other departments, the team are highly efficient and turn round work far quicker than the accepted time and frequently receive praise for what they've accomplished.

Their work was deemed "meets expectations". No bonuses, just a pay rise of £100 - £300 p.a., the lad getting £300 being raised to the minimum level for his grade.

Morale has gone through the floor. I never expected anything in my position, but I'm gutted for the rest of the team who have had their hard work thrown back in their faces.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 15 February, 2011, 08:31:41 PM
I know how you feel Worldshown.
Our company earned record profits this year and we didn't even get a bonus like we normally get and the end of each year, on top of that some of the lads were owed holiday and should have been reimbursed like they do every year but this time received nothing. The last matter is being seriously looked into as we are sure they are breaking the law, bearing in mind that they wouldn't let the lads take their remaining entitlement in December.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 18 February, 2011, 02:46:46 PM
Was supposed to have a gig tomorrow night - but it's now cancelled because someone (read - our band's dopey guitar player) didn't confirm the booking properly.

So, there goes £100.

If you want something doing properly....don't ask a guitar player.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 18 February, 2011, 10:33:31 PM
....there's a lot of spuggery about.

I had a great year last year but the start of this one has spugged big time and is full of drokkin' stomm. I hope it gets better.

I am a very non violent person but even I am on the verge of punching someone at the moment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 February, 2011, 10:35:49 PM
Quote from: exilewood on 18 February, 2011, 02:46:46 PM
Was supposed to have a gig tomorrow night - but it's now cancelled because someone (read - our band's dopey guitar player) didn't confirm the booking properly.

So, there goes £100.

If you want something doing properly....don't ask a guitar player.

hate crime!!


shit buzz though-the secret is to get everyone involved in the decision making/business side of things
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 18 February, 2011, 10:51:29 PM
Well...I trusted him to TCB....
But now he's right here with me & he's just cut a big ***** ****** of ***** & now he's forgiven.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 18 February, 2011, 11:12:39 PM
Quote from: Albion on 18 February, 2011, 10:33:31 PM
I am a very non violent person but even I am on the verge of punching someone at the moment.

Quick, somebody find Simon Cowell's address...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 18 February, 2011, 11:25:38 PM
Quote from: exilewood on 18 February, 2011, 10:51:29 PM
Well...I trusted him to TCB....
But now he's right here with me & he's just cut a big ***** ****** of ***** & now he's forgiven.
:D

rockers cant be trusted to be businessmen--ask your nerdy friend to sort this shit out and pay him by making him feel cool by taking him to gigs and asking girls to talk to him
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 18 February, 2011, 11:34:28 PM
He's the best guitar player I've ever heard...so.

All forgiven. I still love him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 February, 2011, 11:53:31 PM
I thought you were the guitarist.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 19 February, 2011, 12:12:24 AM
give us a link to the band!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 19 February, 2011, 02:00:12 AM
I'm the singer & rhythm guitar. He plays the impossible lead guitar.

We're just a blues band


anyway - link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VCY6EqQ0g8&feature=related
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 19 February, 2011, 02:08:12 AM
Quote from: exilewood on 19 February, 2011, 02:00:12 AM
He plays the impossible lead guitar.


A lefty like meself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 February, 2011, 02:11:51 AM
That;s fucking ace! There's absolutely nothing like a good shit kickin' pub blues band; but I see your point - in a band like that you need the one dude with the cool guitar licks, so you have to keep him sweet! Drummers you can sack on a weekly basis (unless they own a van)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 February, 2011, 02:16:19 AM
We're in the future now. You should be playing synths.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 19 February, 2011, 02:41:53 AM
Are you applying for the job Roger?

Yeah, he's a southpaw. I love him like a brother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuLClbwF1h0

Man..that's some tight pants!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 19 February, 2011, 03:12:44 AM
Quote from: exilewood on 19 February, 2011, 02:00:12 AM
I'm the singer & rhythm guitar. He plays the impossible lead guitar.

We're just a blues band


anyway - link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VCY6EqQ0g8&feature=related

ah yeah! i remember now( all these board nicknames confuse me) -he's great..
you're a great band..seriously
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 19 February, 2011, 04:06:36 AM
Thank you, Johnny. We try. And he is a great guitar player. He's 21 years old, the fuck.

Still missed out of a ton though. So, he's also a stupid twat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 19 February, 2011, 08:07:47 AM
Great fucking band Exile! He's a bit good your guitarist mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 19 February, 2011, 10:35:41 AM
Bloody hell that's great stuff exilewood. Fenders all the way (or is that a southpaw gibbo LP in the background). Anyway great sound, great songs. You've certainly got the bluesey voice. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 February, 2011, 05:09:51 PM
People who know me, will know that I have a bizarre and illogical phobia surrounding the number 13. It doesn't manifest in any other form than in regards to books: I can't put a book down if I get to the end of chapter 11- I HAVE to read on to the end of chapter 14, lest something unimaginable will happen. Thus, I "miss out" chapter 13 entirely and never have to stop on it. Similarly, I can't pause reading a book on page 12, 112, 212 etc- I have to read on to page 14, 114 etc, so my corner turn can occur on page 15 (115, etc).

Last night I broke this rule for the first time I can remember to pause briefly and turn the corner down on chapter 13, while I made a snack.

Literally within minutes, my wife phoned me to tell me that A REALLY BAD THING HAD HAPPENED and then ANOTHER REALLY BAD THING HAPPENED with my guys at work. Then, just before I went to bed, I received A REALLY BAD BIT OF NEWS from an old friend. Today I got up, RECEIVED ANOTHER REALLY BAD BIT OF NEWS, then the news that Nicholas Courtney had died, then my wife phoned me to tell me my youngest son had smashed the living room window, and I had to go to my "base" where ANOTHER REALLY BAD THING HAPPENED.

Fuck!

I'm chucking the book out.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 February, 2011, 07:37:32 PM
In internet land that's we call PROOF.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 23 February, 2011, 10:22:40 PM
You won't be doing that again...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 23 February, 2011, 10:36:45 PM
So... SBT killed Nicholas Courtney?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 February, 2011, 10:46:21 PM
Dont! i feel guilty enough as it is. I dont think there's any chance now of me breaking this mentalist phobia, which has hindered me for years. In no other aspect of my life does number 13 bother me; its just books. I sometimes flick through a book before buying it to see if the pagecount between the end of chapter eleven and the start of chapter fifteen is 'do-able in one late night sitting'. I dread authors who write long chapters, and love books whete the author has kindly made chapter thirteen only a few pages.
Mr Hoo-Haa, youre eight page chapter thirteen of FLU was much appreciated.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 February, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
SBT. If you purchases a Kindle maybe your phobia would stop. It might be just the physical page turning process which brings the evil deadworld bitch to the surface.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 February, 2011, 10:56:06 PM
Just get a black marker and erase all the 13's in the books that you read, or you could change them all the 12a  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 February, 2011, 10:58:19 PM
Whsmith currently have a colour screen fake kindle that does pdfs, for £65, and im tempted... But pdfs means comics, and i cant imagine reading 2000AD on a five inch screen. I still look at the physical prog and think 'this is too small, i preferred it around the prog 900 mark'.
Im not sure it would stop my libritriskewotsitphobia, as its still books, if only digital ones... :-/
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 23 February, 2011, 11:11:19 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 February, 2011, 10:58:19 PM
Whsmith currently have a colour screen fake kindle that does pdfs, for £65, and im tempted...

I can tell you right now that you probably don't want to read anything on a colour screen in a device that cost £65. Seriously. Before anyone steps up to accuse me of being an iSheep, or something similar, this isn't a sales pitch to convince you to buy an iPad, just an observation that LCD displays are one of the few areas where you really do get what you pay for.

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 February, 2011, 09:35:05 AM
Oh i know, jim. It IS reduced from £130 i think, but even so. There's no chance of me affording an ipad this decade, unless i suddenly win the lottery, and im loathe to buy a reader that doesnt let me read comics, as comics are as vital a part of my reading as novels.
What i want is a cheap device that does that, and doesnt concern itself with videos or all the other bumf that these things tend to have.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 February, 2011, 11:45:45 PM
The latest scum to live next door have finally pissed me right off.
It's nearly 23:30 and the shits are banging on the walls again, I decided to go round there and confront the twats. Lo and behold a child answers the bloody door 'AGAIN'. I ask him where his parents are and he says they are in the pub. I ask him who is the eldest child in the house, so he calls a slightly older child up from the cellar.

I asked him if he thinks it's okay to be making this much noise at this time of the night, he agreed no. I then tell him that every night (and now I know the reason, they are drinking their benefits in the bloody boozer) from 01:00 onwards the noise starts till about 04:00 and it's a joke. I told him that some of us actually WORK for a living and that he's lucky I don't go to the police due to a 12 year old looking after the rest of the kids in the house while the parents are out drinking!

I also informed him that I shall be getting in touch with their landlady, as I'm not having this again. I didn't tell him that I had their car removed from the streets permit parking bays and crushed, due to over 100 parking tickets (the story was in the local press but I was anonymous). I'm currently at war with the council over this, due to them only doing something about it when the press got involved.

This is now the second family of scum we have had living next door to us, as the landlady is asking way too much for rent and working people can't afford the price, so we get these! I can see why people move now but we've had nearly 19 years of happy living here, just the last two have been spoiled once the house was sold to a buyer to let.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 28 February, 2011, 12:07:00 AM
QuoteI don't go to the police due to a 12 year old looking after the rest of the kids in the house while the parents are out drinking!

I think it's probably fair to report them for this without any qualms on your conscience. I suppose the only problem is, they'd know it was you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 28 February, 2011, 12:11:01 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 February, 2011, 11:45:45 PMI ask him who is the eldest child in the house, so he calls a slightly older child up from the cellar.


Are they Austrian?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 February, 2011, 12:15:59 AM
I know and the hell we had with the last lot was unbelievable, what is wrong with people!
Carolyn just wants an easy life but if I hear this every night I'm off, no matter what day of the week it is, so it must be happening every night.
The bit about the pub just proves that they must be out every night and that's why the noise usually starts at that time, when they return. This is when the kids slam doors, run about and shout till 4.
I am expecting the parents to at the very least come knocking later today and have it out with me. If not, I'll ring the landlady, followed by the council, social and police.

P.S. JOE  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 February, 2011, 01:29:22 AM
I crushed my hand between some stuff at work. My hand hurts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 28 February, 2011, 01:53:30 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 February, 2011, 12:15:59 AM
I'll ring the landlady, followed by the council, social and police.

Go for it John, scumbags like that need sorting out. The house next to us has had two lots of annoying neighbours too. Current ones have calmed down slightly but they still argue every day, loud enough for us and people outside to hear.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 February, 2011, 01:56:06 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 28 February, 2011, 01:29:22 AM
I crushed my hand between some stuff at work. My hand hurts.

Hope it's not yer pleasurin' hand, Rog.  Hate to see a man's livelihood go up in smoke. 



Less childishly, hope there's no serious damage done.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 28 February, 2011, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 February, 2011, 11:45:45 PM


I didn't tell him that I had their car removed from the streets permit parking bays and crushed, due to over 100 parking tickets (the story was in the local press but I was anonymous).



Wow! That's awesome! Commando Forces you are my hero!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 28 February, 2011, 02:22:40 PM
I expect the noise is to cover the sound of the drilling. The parents aren't in the pub - they're a couple of Dredd fans. And they're down in their next-door cellar...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 28 February, 2011, 03:43:15 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 February, 2011, 11:45:45 PM
...I ask him who is the eldest child in the house, so he calls a slightly older child up from the cellar...

I also informed him that I shall be getting in touch with their landlady, as I'm not having this again. I didn't tell him that I had their car removed from the streets permit parking bays and crushed, due to over 100 parking tickets...

...just the last two have been spoiled once the house was sold to a buyer to let.

Are you actually living somewhere in my house?! This all sounds remarkably similar to my recent experiences with the house next door. Long story short - I was nearly burned out of my house and the landlady never even came to the door to check if our house was ok. She never introduced herself when she bought the house and she's filled it with idiots, the last of which didn't exist apparently. What makes people think they can just ignore the fact it's a residential street where some people actually chose to buy a house to live in, rather than to rent to anyone as long as the money comes in? It really, really pisses me off - I'm not worried if the house is rented, but a bit of fuckin control on your tenants and a bit of fuckin respect for others would be nice. AND CUT THE FUCKIN HEDGE!  >:( [/rant]

If I were you I'd go to the police etc CF about the kids - that's not good no matter what way you slice it. It'd be the likes of you would have to deal the wee'ans if something awful happened.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 February, 2011, 04:42:36 PM
To leave children alone in a house is a form of child abuse and should be reported immediately. My biggest heartache is to see children suffer.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Brigantian on 01 March, 2011, 07:34:13 AM
Drove to Macclesfield at the weekend to collect progs 800 to 1300 and a couple of others. Complete run, woohoo! When I got there I was informed that a couple might be missing around the 900 mark. Boo! Got them home and found that I was missing a whopping 18 progs. Pretty miffed. To be fair though, the seller seemed a decent sort and I don't think he knew how many were actually missing. On the upside many of the free gifts were still attached to the progs, woohoo. Still a bit miffed though. I guess the moral is let the buyer beware.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 01 March, 2011, 09:22:07 AM
Leaving Birmingham at 10pm last night, the A38 and junctions 6 & 7 on the Northbound M6 were closed, but there were no signs to inform you of this until you actually got to the junctions. Annoyingly, the non-negotiable diversion took you on the Southbound M6(!), which was stupid as the next junction down only has an on-ramp.

So, a journey to Wolverhampton which should have taken 20 minutes went via the M42, Lichfield and Walsall, made worse by following a load of lorries - getting home in an hour and a half. Having just filled up at £1.30 a litre(!), God knows how much that cost in petrol...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 03 March, 2011, 06:52:36 AM
Those USAF airmen that were killed yesterday in Germany were from Lakenheath, England, the base my wife is stationed at, and were on their way to relive my wife's deployment group. Not to sound too selfish - and my thoughts go out to the families of those that died - but that means Adrene's stuck in Afghanistan until new personnel is trained and sent over...

:( :( :(

I've also realized that had she been one deployment rotation later...I can't wait until she's free and clear of the stupid military.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 03 March, 2011, 07:52:46 AM
Fuck's sake from your post to the origination of the killer is one hard line of harshness. I wish you all the luck Locusts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 March, 2011, 08:40:58 AM
That's terrible Locusts, hope she's back home safe very soon.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 March, 2011, 09:41:13 AM
Aw sneck. That's rotten for you and your Locust- hope it is all sorted soon for you, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 03 March, 2011, 09:46:20 AM
Thanks guys - we're hoping to hear something today. She was supposed to be home round the 12th, but looks at least a couple of weeks longer now. Fingers crossed that another group can come out sooner.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 March, 2011, 09:56:20 AM
Yeah, hope it's only a few more weeks LOD!

My spug is that my father died on Monday. The spug isn't that per se, but the fact that the funeral's tomorrow and I don't want to go. However, my brothers are going so I feel like I should be there for them. FWIW, I depised my father and haven't seen him in over 20 years, but I'll have to play nice at the funeral.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 March, 2011, 10:03:06 AM
LoD- it'll make seeing her again all the more special.

Mickey- erm... fucking hell.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2011, 10:08:05 AM
A terrible situation Mikey, my sincerest sympathies.  As I'm sure you know, you would probably be doing the right thing by your family by going, however difficult it is for you. My own family has a long history of brothers not attending their parents' or siblings' funerals for a variety of both justified and unjustifiable reasons, and the bitterness and divisions it causes even generations later is appalling.  One whole quarter of my mother's family won't talk to another quarter (which includes me and my kids) because her father didn't attend his (estranged) brother's funeral.  I then had to physically drag my mother to her aunt's funeral to prevent further schism.  Families.

And: Locusts, yet one more kick in the head, unbelievable.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 03 March, 2011, 10:39:29 AM
And I was going to have a whinge about a leaking ceiling...

Mikey I hope you can get through what will obviously be a difficult day. As TB has said, perhaps your family will appreciate you being there and that could be reason enough.

LoD, what can I say? Just hang on in there and she'll be home soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mrpepperami on 03 March, 2011, 02:06:24 PM
Know how you feel mikey. My dad died over christmas and we didn't have a good relationship either. He was an alcoholic and very abusive. Made my late mothers life hell and I could never forgive him for it. We didn't talk for a number of years but I found out he had cancer so got back in touch. Last 2 years were good and he saw his grandson. Never forgave him though but I think he thought I did. I found funeral very difficult as everyone was going on about how much of a great guy he was. Difficult to saw the least. Best of luck to you
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 March, 2011, 02:48:49 PM
Cheers, fellas. This time tomorrow it'll all be over, sure.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 04 March, 2011, 01:02:00 AM
Sorry to hear  about your Dad Mikey,My family don't talk to me,when my Gran died a year ago I only found out through a friend of a friend a fortnight after she was buried.


filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 04 March, 2011, 10:26:13 AM
Nasty situation Mikey..sorry to hear it and my condolances to your family.

Two days ago I finally got ny car back from the garage then this happened..

(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185693_10150105115581629_567821628_6207348_604008_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 March, 2011, 11:18:45 AM
Ouch. What happened there then?

I once had a Metro and the front bumper fell off as I stopped at a red light. Some bloke walking across in front just burst out laughing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 04 March, 2011, 11:35:51 AM
I was hit by a truck on the motorway...think the car nmight be a write off
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 March, 2011, 11:39:31 AM
Oh that's bad. Sorry, I thought it was just your bumper that had been clipped.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 04 March, 2011, 11:50:20 AM
The whole right side is badly damaged, two wallops ffrom an 18 wheeler will do that :)

Hope it's fixable
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 March, 2011, 12:15:15 PM
I'd call that good luck, Johnny, if you take my meaning.  Better your car than yourself.  Was that in the fog yesterday?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 04 March, 2011, 12:29:28 PM
No the guy just didn't see me..pulled in with no warning

Of course he will argue that
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 04 March, 2011, 03:06:04 PM
Hope she gets home real soon, Locust.

Hope you got through it, Mikey.

Your poor Mini, good to hear you're uninjured though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 March, 2011, 03:46:53 PM
Bad stuff all round by the looks of things.

Locust before you know it she'll be home and that's what you have to keep in mind when you think about the constant delays, as hard as that may be to do!

Mickey sorry to hear that, families aye!

johnnystress as has been said earlier, better the car takes the hit than you!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 March, 2011, 08:49:29 PM
...idiots keep repeating things that aren't true so that other idiots pick up on it and believe it. A guy on Channel 4 just repeated the nonsense that the MoD paid £22 for a lightbulb you can buy at the supermarket for 65p (disproved a week ago) and was allowed to get away with it unchallenged.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 March, 2011, 08:56:09 PM
I know, you can buy them cheaper than that  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 March, 2011, 10:08:36 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2011, 08:49:29 PM
...idiots keep repeating things that aren't true so that other idiots pick up on it and believe it.

Isn't that the very foundation of western democracy?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 March, 2011, 05:11:36 PM
Because i got the beginnings of a massive migraine while playing frisbee this morning, resulting in me having to take an extended vacation in a very dark and quiet room for a few hours before i felt well enough to go to work. Thankfully, i caught it in time to stop it developing into the kind of pain that i get twice a year or so, and which results in me wanting to put a gun to my head.
However now im at work, and my head is hot and pounding, my eyes are blurry, and i feel sick as a dog. Worse, i cant take any time off, as i have a very important meeting with social services coming up, and i need to produce two detailed person-centred care packages that will stand up to close scrutiny.
Shit.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 12 March, 2011, 07:19:48 PM
...Wales cheated
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 March, 2011, 07:13:13 AM
Absolute crap night at work as I nearly lost the sight in my left eye!

The amount of times I have had to complain that a previous driver has not defected something before he clocks off and so I have had to do it at the start of my shift is unbelievable. Well last night it all came to a head.
I went down to to do my vehicle checks and found that the unit had no fuel, no adblue and no cleaning kit. He had also been running about with a white A4 paper number plate (3 points on your licence for that one). This was the least of my worries!

I went to connect the air lines to a trailer and the wanker had left the unit with a damaged red airline coupling. As I was bent over the housing, unhooking it from it's stowage plug (keeps the dirt out and keeps the lines tidy) a continuous high powered jet of air hit the left side of my face before I even had a chance to angle it away and move my head. I replaced it back on the plug and unhooked the unit from the trailer and went back upstairs to the office.

I informed them what had happened and said that I would be going all the way with this incident, as I was nearly blinded by some lazy fucker not doing his job. Sat here now it feels as if somebody has punched me and my eyesocket area is bruised!
I defected the vehicle and when the mechanic looked at it he said the automatic cut off valve piece was missing from inside the socket. This proves that the previous driver placed it on there while air was pissing out of it as he didn't want to waste time defecting the bloody thing.

Anyway, all the reports are in and the socket is in the evidence bag waiting for the next stage of the procedure. I am so bloody annoyed about this as I kept telling them about these lazy gits, well let's see how they enjoy what's coming their way now!

They didn't tell me who the previous driver was, as they know what I'm like but it's obvious I'm going to find out due to the investigation, so they might as well have told me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 March, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 March, 2011, 07:13:13 AM

Anyway, all the reports are in and the socket is in the evidence bag waiting for the next stage of the procedure. I am so bloody annoyed about this as I kept telling them about these lazy gits, well let's see how they enjoy what's coming their way now!

Over the years I've felt CF is sometimes a bit tough on people, asking perhaps more than most of the behaviour of those around him, and being somewhat unforgiving.  Lately however I have the nagging feeling that if more people adopted his attitude, at least when they have the trousers to back it up, the world might be a better place.  They warned me this would happen with advancing age.

Hope the eye feels better, John.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 13 March, 2011, 10:20:47 AM
Yep, hope the eye doesn't give you too much grief John. Take whichever bastard was responsible to the cleaners.

It's very much the case these days (these days, jesus, listen to me...) to look upon a job as something to just turn up for and get through, rather than do to the best of your ability, even if you fucking hate it. Trying, and failing, not to sound like a reactionary old fart, there is fuck all professional pride in a lot of workplaces nowadays.

Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 13 March, 2011, 03:02:48 PM
I could go on at length about my issues with lazy disincentivised workmates and the managers that encourage that way of working, but I won't. Hope the eye's feeling better soon, John.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2011, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2011, 09:19:25 AM
I have the nagging feeling that if more people adopted his attitude, at least when they have the trousers to back it up, the world might be a better place.

The trouble is, few people dare to make waves in the workplace before they've been 12 months in the job and gained full employment rights. Employers reserve the right to dismiss any employee in the first twelve months without giving a reason, which pretty much allows them to jerk you around as long as what they're doing doesn't amount to bullying or discrimination.

Quote from: Kerrin on 13 March, 2011, 10:20:47 AM
there is fuck all professional pride in a lot of workplaces nowadays.

I quite agree. I haven't seen any in the 10 workplaces at which I've been employed or have had more than fleeting dealings with in the past 10 years. What I have seen is people who got into senior positions when conditions of employment, job security and long term prospects were much better pulling up the ladder after them and keeping out fresh talent who might actual be capable of doing the job better than them if they were given half a chance.

This is especially true of academia, where old bastards hog their professorial chairs and final salary pensions, devoting themselves and others to their own pet research projects and neglecting teaching, which they would rather delegate to doctoral researchers and casualized teaching-only (i.e. low prestige) lecturing staff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 13 March, 2011, 03:42:30 PM
CF, that's shit. Hope you a) retain the sight in your eye, b) kick a drokkload of stomm at work and give the spugger who's responsible a damn good bum-pounding!

And re the workplace ethics thing- you lot should try Social Care. Try explaining to some just-out-of-college eighteen year old who failed their exams that this isn't just sitting on your arse all day long, storing up stories about how mental some people are. Or that yes, they DO have to be in work at 7am the next morning, despite getting off at 10pm and saying "great, still got loads of time for the pub". And no, I won't believe you when you phone in sick at 6.57am, claiming to have been contracted D&V during the night.

And, while on the subject, try explaining to your contemporaries (who were at university with you), that you don't just clean up shit all day and wipe bums.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 23 March, 2011, 02:57:23 PM
My contract is up this week

I asked about getting further work and my advice was to pitch for contracts as a sole trader and hire Indian designers to do the work for me


:o

so, dole next week

the replacement mini will have to wait
:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 23 March, 2011, 03:24:15 PM
Hope the eye is ok CF. Fed up of lazy ****kers that go about their business without thinking for a second how they affect others. Hope someone gets their comeuppance.

That's crap, Johnny. Work dried up for me too for the time being. Got some poorly paid bits and pieces to do from home in the meantime, get a portfolio of work out, catch up with invoices, timesheets etc (boring).

Had a good recent stint of work with some long days so will help the finances. When I was full-time at the same place I would often stay late to hold the fort when all the freelancers had clocked off. Then when I was freelancing there recently the full-timers would scarper and I would be there holding the fort. Doesn't bother me really as the meter was ticking so they were doing me a favour.

On work ethics, I do like the Modern Toss Work cartoons.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N4IWhmZi6HE/TTQqB0m5CyI/AAAAAAAABFY/ObMm8VOqvTs/s1600/Image.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 March, 2011, 03:50:55 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 23 March, 2011, 02:57:23 PM
I asked about getting further work and my advice was to pitch for contracts as a sole trader and hire Indian designers to do the work for me

That is full-on arse.  If I had a euro for every time I've heard that story from contract workers in the last two years... well, I'd have enough for the Meg at least,
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 23 March, 2011, 04:09:12 PM
 :D

and also

>:(

and

:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 23 March, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
That's a bit of a pisser johnny - the dole eh? The hours are great, but the pay's shite as I used to say when I was signing on.

And Supersurfer wins for bringing Modern Toss into it. Bravo sir!

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: worldshown on 01 April, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/worldshown/brokenmug.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 01 April, 2011, 05:58:49 PM
You broke the law, creep!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 April, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
Quote from: worldshown on 01 April, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb239/worldshown/brokenmug.jpg)

Bummer. But Superglue is your friend! You can rebuild him!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 April, 2011, 06:03:52 PM
That happened to me a few years ago but was replaced come the next years sub's. Don't use it now.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 01 April, 2011, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 01 April, 2011, 06:03:52 PM
That happened to me a few years ago but was replaced come the next years sub's. Don't use it now.





V

Yup- we lost the handle off the first one and the replacement just sits on the shelf.

Still, terrible news, worldshown.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 01 April, 2011, 07:17:52 PM
an explosion of thrill power? that LCD just wasn't up to the job
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 April, 2011, 09:55:06 PM
I have a 2nd subscription mug stashed away in it's polystyrene, in anticipation for the day that this inevitable tragedy strikes my Primary Dredd Mug.

But I feel for you dude.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 04 April, 2011, 04:31:14 PM
Notices of redundancy went out today. Unless something drastic happens then I'll be out of here at the end of June. It really spugs as things have been ropey here for a while in terms of lack of funding, but less than a month ago we were told that we would be ok until September. not great, but still a far way off and at least I could have enjoyed the summer first.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 April, 2011, 04:42:18 PM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 04 April, 2011, 04:31:14 PM
Notices of redundancy went out today. Unless something drastic happens then I'll be out of here at the end of June. It really spugs as things have been ropey here for a while in terms of lack of funding, but less than a month ago we were told that we would be ok until September. not great, but still a far way off and at least I could have enjoyed the summer first.

That's a pain in the neck Colin.  Is suppose at least it's a reasonable amount of notice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 04 April, 2011, 04:50:20 PM
I know world coverage is important but it would be nice if our information on the ongoing cuts could be updated in an orderly non-sensationalised fashion. However boring that may be. Not to scaremonger, just to inform, on a day to day basis, the affects and how they are going through. All, I'm getting is Libya, Libya, Libya, Japan, Murder, Some good news from Croydon and the weather. Is this not as important and affecting?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 04 April, 2011, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 04 April, 2011, 04:31:14 PM
Notices of redundancy went out today. Unless something drastic happens then I'll be out of here at the end of June. It really spugs as things have been ropey here for a while in terms of lack of funding, but less than a month ago we were told that we would be ok until September. not great, but still a far way off and at least I could have enjoyed the summer first.

Shit news Colin. I hope you can sort something else out swiftly (or not have to leave after all).

I've dug out a wedge of progs for you, so that'll cheer you up a bit hopefully mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 April, 2011, 07:55:29 PM
Sorry to hear that Colin but lets hope you find something soon, so you can walk straight into another job!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 April, 2011, 11:00:35 PM
Yeah, that's very shit. Hope you either don't have to go, or walk into something far, far better immediately.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 05 April, 2011, 10:07:39 AM
Cheers for the kind words folks. There's a chance I could stay here, but everything's up in the air so best if I plan to end up somewhere else.

Thanks for the progs Kerrin. they will definitely help cheer me up.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 05 April, 2011, 02:09:04 PM
I know the feeling, Colin - the same thing happened to me last summer. Try to look at it this way: even if you don't get something sorted in time, there are worse times of year to be out of work.

I know it won't feel like it now, but I look back on my fortnight of unemployment as a nice holiday wasted in front of my PC, filling in forms. Manage your time wisely!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 05 April, 2011, 09:42:54 PM
Sorry to hear that Colin. Tough times. All the best for getting things sorted.

In tough times I've found the prog really comes into it's own in helping cheer things up. Luckily I notice you are a keen reader so all covered from that angle!  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 05 April, 2011, 09:49:53 PM
Terrible news, Colin. Hope you find something soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 April, 2011, 05:57:50 PM
Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh.  Rendered inarticulate with work frustration.  

A senior local authority client just called me up and told me that my most recent quote was "taking the piss" (that's a quote), and further that he couldn't agree to some of the LEGALLY REQUIRED caveats on my proposal but that "we could talk about them later".  He informed me that the going rate for the work I was quoting was half of my rate, and was less again in some quotes he had received.  A quick calculation revealed that even the higher of those figures would be minimum wage plus a max of €5 a day for 'profit' (and that's without taking into account overheads, insurance, materials, phone calls etc. etc.).  

Or to put it another way, my professionally-qualified degree-holding decade-or-more-of-field-experience staff, who have just had a 25% paycut in an apparently-vain effort to remain competitive, would be costing me €20 a day each to do that job, never mind covering all those general business expenses that the law requires.  

In case it should appear that I'm some deluded eejit making up figures to please myself, the rates I was submitting were 10% lower than we'd used on the first phase of the same project that we had just completed for the same client.

This is, I'm afraid, The Last Straw.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 April, 2011, 06:12:39 PM
Sorry to hear that, Tordel, such things genuinely upset me. A perfectly good business, perfectly good people, struggling through no fault of their own.

Things really do have to change.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 13 April, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
TB, it seems rather odd that he'd phone you back about this if he has had so much lower quotes. Why do I get the suspicion he has been told to play hardball and try and bring the price down? Clearly the only way you can match the price he was after is by employing people without skills or experience or outsourcing it to the Developing World. Either those other bids don't exist or that is exactly what someone is doing, which suggest the results could be of a low standard or not what they were after (a bit like them outsourcing call centres until the complaints rolled in, my sister-in-law, who is in HR once said "we are insourcing all the warm voicing but outsourcing the back-end" to general amusement ;) ).

All you can do is stand your ground, state your case and hope reason prevails (that or his bluff is called ;) ).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 April, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 13 April, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
TB, it seems rather odd that he'd phone you back about this if he has had so much lower quotes. Why do I get the suspicion he has been told to play hardball and try and bring the price down? Clearly the only way you can match the price he was after is by employing people without skills or experience or outsourcing it to the Developing World.

Unfortunately with >90% unemployment in our profession, you could probably get a 20-year man with doctorates in each pocket for minimum wage (in fact if I was able to pay myself minimum wage at moment I wouldn't know what to do with all the cash).  My business 'partner' has long been of the view that we should fire all staff and re-hire at minimum wage, which in the absence of a functioning union would be easy enough to do, but he'd have to run it himself then, which isn't going to happen.   

But you are right - he's trying to play hardball.  We're currently on the project, and thus ready to start immediately, and anyone else would need a lead-in time of at least a few weeks, but he has been a good guardian of the public purse and gone out and got alternate quotes for silly money and now feels like a fool for paying us borderline decent fees up to now.  The fact that any number of those supposedly-cheap operators would skin him alive with variations and delays (whereas we always play it straight and up-front) never seems to register with local authority types. 

I'm going to make a minor concession, but nothing like what's he asking, insist that all legal requirements are agreed in advance, and tell him that's my final offer.  The real problem for me is that if this is the reality of the current market (and it certainly seems that it is), then there is no future: we're against the wall as it is with arrears and creditors, not to mention insolvent and aged debtors, and there's no room for further cuts if we are to keep everyone paid.  I also recently spent my 40th birthday filling out redundancy forms for two of my best longest-standing folk, and things like that tend to take the heart out you.  We just seem to have been lurching in and out of one dire crisis after another for 4 years now, and I almost hope that this is the end, despite the loans I have foolishly guaranteed.

Happily this is just Work and Money.  Everything else in my life is ace.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 13 April, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
Sorry to hear your predicament TB. If you do decide to call it a day make it damn sure that the said client helped in the downfall of your business. These bastards know they have the small man by the balls and have no qualms on fucking us over. Just remember every dog has its day and even the mighty fall.
Chin up and I hope all goes well for you, try not to let the bastards get you down.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 13 April, 2011, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 April, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Happily this is just Work and Money.  Everything else in my life is ace.

The indomitable spirit of Tordelback! You're a fucking legend man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 14 April, 2011, 09:15:30 AM
Just realised a fault in the spreadsheet supplied by our accountant means we've paid too little tax this year. Oops!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 14 April, 2011, 11:39:21 AM
Hi Tordel!

Sorry to hear about your recent work hassle. I just hope that things work out the best for you soon. Fingers crossed for you, mate!

Cheers and kind regards!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 14 April, 2011, 10:04:37 PM
Hope things start improving TB.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 April, 2011, 10:10:46 PM
aye. Bad shit Tordel. Hope something better happens soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 April, 2011, 06:47:54 AM
Thanks for the thoughts all, but it really is just work so I'm starting to feel bad at even entering it on the Spuggery thread where so many truly spugsome things lurk - more at home in the Minor Impediments.  FWIW my compromise proposal went down like a lead balloon for various nefarious reasons that I'm too tired to itemise, and some other spodes were awarded the contract.  Righteous anger has turned to realistic resignation, and the 'orrible bitter process of a rapid wind-down begins in earnest, which a saner person would have started about two years ago.  The dangers of optimism!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Kerrin on 15 April, 2011, 07:52:58 AM
Good luck TB!

Sad to hear that it's the end for the business but I can't believe a man of your calibre won't bounce back.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 15 April, 2011, 08:57:19 AM
Sorry to hear the woes TB, a lot of people wouldn't have even lasted as long as you did. Hopefully you can come out with yer knackers intact.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 15 April, 2011, 09:07:53 AM
That's awful, TB.

I run my own business (though I don't think it's on the same scale) and would be heart-broken if I had to call it a day. I'm sure you have done everything right, and I wish you are able to find a like-minded client before you wind things down too far. Take care...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 15 April, 2011, 09:24:53 AM
All the best, TB, I had to walk away from my business some years ago through ill health.  I tried to fight the inevitable for a couple of years but, in the end, had to give up.  I know the circumstances are very different but the day I said, "f**k it, I can't do this any more", it was one of the best feelings of my life.  The stress and worry lifted in an instant, hopefully it will be the same for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 April, 2011, 09:41:20 AM
The thing is TB, that I've read your occassional posts on here, detailing when things get bad work-wise, over the last year or two- and while my initial reaction is always "oh my grud, not again, the poor bloke!", I've been continually taken aback and massively impressed with your attitude to management throughout. Believe me, I think it's fair to say that everyone I've worked for who holds a similar position to you would think nothing of shedding workers, cutting wages, cutting corners and whatnot. In fact, the Federation of Small Businesses would be urging you to do so immediately, I think. It makes no difference and allows no improvement to your current situation, I know, but from an outsiders point of view it does restore your faith in humanity a bit.

Sincerely hope the perfect solution presents itself posthaste.

SBT

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 April, 2011, 11:10:04 PM
Thanks again for the supportive words, much appreciated, although ill deserved.  I have ranted about work far too often  on this here comic fan forum over the past few years, and don't mean to give the impression that I have anything other than the regulation amount of crap to deal with, but as I think I noted before, I've found that it's a useful outlet for frustrations that I find hard to express in the real world.  Many of my oldest and closest friends are colleagues and competitors (not that I socialise much through work, but it's a small field and I've known most of them since we used to volunteer together as kids, the rest since college or early work) and 'shop' talk is neither desirable  (doubly so now most of us are out of work) or (as a business owner) advisable.  Obviously I also don't like adding to the missus' already considerable stresses with incessant doom-laden pronouncements like some Irish Pvt. Frazer.  

At this point I find most of my overlapping circles of friends have developed active policies of avoiding boring and depressing work-related moaning (as far as possible), since when we do start it never seems to stop, and life's too short.  It's also a fact that the more stressful work becomes the more I find myself sitting in the office at unsociable hours staring at my computer.  Thus my first port of call in getting work-related off my chest and thus regaining some perspective seems to be the faux-anonymity of this thread.  Even atheists yearn for the confessional.  Apologies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 17 April, 2011, 01:08:38 AM
Tord, that crap, I see it at work here too, the amount of people getting stressed and ill health over thing that are out of their control. Im not making light of anyones situation, but ill health is no use to anyone. Take care.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 20 April, 2011, 06:03:56 PM
Just got the news today that I am to be put on a 3 day week from the first of may, bit of a bitch.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 20 April, 2011, 09:41:36 PM
Shit news David. I know what thats like as I went through it for a bit last year. Its tough....and having to queue up for the dole for the days you are off is soul-destroying, demoralising stuff. Hopefully it will only be for the summer months, as ours was. It's very possible we could get hit with it agan this summer... :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 20 April, 2011, 09:46:57 PM
Three day week? Is that something businesses do during slow times instead of laying folks off?

In any case, if you're bummed about it, David, I'm bummed about it. Hope it gets better for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 April, 2011, 10:19:52 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 20 April, 2011, 06:03:56 PM
Just got the news today that I am to be put on a 3 day week from the first of may, bit of a bitch.

Wow, short-time leave is just swell - inadequately paid work and the time-wasting hassle of signing-on, the perfect summer medley.  

There is a trick you probably know about, David, but it's worth restating - when you are filling out the form for partial Jobseekers Benefit it asks which days you do not work.  If you are only working (say), Mon, Tue, Wed, you should tick all three remaining working days, Thu, Fri, Sat as the days you do not work, even if you only normally work 5.  This should entitle you to three days benefit rather than just the two that you have been cut.

Obviously no guarantees that someone won't put the kybosh on it in your specific SW office, but it's nothing more than an honest answer to the question "which days do you not work" and those few extra quid are not to be sneezed at. 

You can see I've spent a lot of time looking into these options lately.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 20 April, 2011, 11:55:05 PM
Cheers all, and nice one tord, I do work some saturdays, and the amount will be cut prorata the amount of time I will be off, Its near 15 years since Ive been near a dole office(or whatever trendy name is on it now) Ill tick any box I can!
david
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 21 April, 2011, 04:52:24 AM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 20 April, 2011, 11:55:05 PM
Its near 15 years since Ive been near a dole office(or whatever trendy name is on it now) Ill tick any box I can!
david

Heh. It's not just called a Jobcentre now. It's called Jobcentre Plus! Not a whole lot of 'plus' from what I can see (they send us on courses after a long time out of work, etc, but I suspect that's not a new thing) although there's online jobsearch options...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 April, 2011, 07:12:41 AM
Yeah, it's a strange sensation coming to grips with this whole strange system - I've somehow managed to never be on the dole before, at the ripe old age of 40 (although there have been long periods of non-paying work).

A good friend of mine was similarly blessed, and on getting two months notice spent much of that time applying to literally even company and agency she could think of.  When she finished work she duly  organised the thick wodge of rejection letters in a folder, waited until her P45 arrived and then presented herself at the Social Welfare office.  They wanted to know what she'd been doing in the days since her job finished - she told them she'd been waiting for the paperwork so she could bring it to them and thus prevent a wasted visit where she'd be asked to bring her paperwork next time, and they told her that because of this they had no proof she hadn't been out of the country on holiday.  She explained that she'd been working for 20 years, had two very small children and a husband who had himself lost his job the previous year, and had had to take a minimum wage job instead, and if they hadn't taken a holiday since their honeymoon 5 years previously it was pretty unlikely that they were going to start the day they lost their main source of income.  

They asked her for evidence of actively looking for a job, she showed them her folder of 30+ applications and rejections, they pointed out that none of them were from 'this period of unemployment' (i.e. the week since she finished). Apparently she should have sat on her arse waiting to leave so that she could ensure showing up bright-eyed and clueless at the SW office.   So she had to write to the same companies again.  

The idea that someone might not want to be on the dole and would really like a job instead please seems to be incomprehensible to SW.  The mind of the working man is not well suited to a system that operates on that basis.  
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 21 April, 2011, 08:04:06 AM
 >:(

grrrrr
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 April, 2011, 03:29:59 PM
Makes you wonder why we all put up with such a system. It's supposed to work for us, not against us - or is that just me being naive?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 April, 2011, 03:32:57 PM
Life Spugs because... doctors, or specifically one doctor at my local surgery who doesn't seem to know what she is doing. I've told my Dad to ask if it'd be possible not to be seen by her again but I don't think he likes to make a fuss. After yesterday's lengthy, invasive and utterly unnecessary hospital tests (and more booked in, despite the problem clearing up quickly, with some very simple medication - she just didn't wait to see how it'd would work) a simple review today has her sending him off for a test to see if he has Parkinsons, despite what she thinks might be symptoms are either a known side effect to the drugs she's been over-prescribing him and a frozen shoulder he got when he slipped on some ice a year and a half ago (which a consultant is working on fixing, after a long time of no one seeming to know what they were doing despite it being a known side effect of diabetes). You can't unsay something like "Parkinsons" and it has pissed on everyone's chips (at a time which should), but you have to go and get it tested now as you don't want it hanging over you. Nothing she has done for him in the last few years suggests she actually knows what she is doing and it all seems to be either weirdly random or going massively over-the-top to cover her back - dishing out pills for everything, booking countless unnecessary tests and general not doing anything much to improve the situation. I'm more than a little miffed (which is not an easy thing to induce in me - last time I pushed a large tree over, but I'm all out of trees) and am a hair away from giving them a piece of my mind, they should count themselves lucky they moved the surgery so it isn't quite so easy for me to get to (another reason I've suggested he leave them).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 April, 2011, 04:00:12 PM
working in  the private medical sector I hear the opposite complaint evry day - GPs that refuse to send people for tests or prescribe medication.

You can always ask to see another doctor, but it sounds like her manner rather than the treatment - isn't it better to cover all the bases?

Hope your dad's feeling better soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 April, 2011, 04:17:10 PM
Thanks, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 April, 2011, 04:00:12 PM
working in  the private medical sector I hear the opposite complaint evry day - GPs that refuse to send people for tests or prescribe medication.

Its ironic really, but in these days of NHS cuts it seems awfully wasteful.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 April, 2011, 04:00:12 PMYou can always ask to see another doctor

I am informed that partners in the practice wouldn't be enthusiastic about giving a second opinion on something a colleague has pronounced about. Given the tests are presumably booked now, they'd probably say go for them now anyway just to be sure.

I will insist she never treats him again (or me come to that).

Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 April, 2011, 04:00:12 PMbut it sounds like her manner rather than the treatment

Well it is the way she practices medicine, which seems to be to lash on more and more pills (which other doctors then have to take him off) and test everything, even when the thing being tested is already diagnosed and being treated.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 April, 2011, 04:00:12 PMisn't it better to cover all the bases?

Not if there isn't anything wrong with you - it is not only a waste of valuable resources but of his time (and mine, although really a couple of hours to quietly sit in a room and read a book is not a chore for me), plus it comes with all sorts of worries that are going to hang over us all until we get the all clear. He went in with constipation the other week, got prescribed some unblocking gubbins but before even seeing if it would work (which it did) he is off for a sigmoidoscope (the one yesterday, which gave him a clear bill of health) and an upcoming barium enema. They fannied around with not fixing this frozen shoulder for over a year before getting him to a consultant who not only knows what it is but is confident he can fix it fairly easily. At which point she thinks it is Parkinsons and sends him off to get it tested, despite what the consultant thinks and before he has a chance to work on it and without changing medication to see if the touch of catarrh on the throat is a side effect (such a small one they haven't bothered doing anything about it, until, apparently, she thinks it is Parkinsons)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 April, 2011, 04:29:22 PM
Why not write a *polite* letter to the Practice Head outlining your concerns? If things continue in an unsatisfactory manner, it's good to have a paper trail proving that you have acted honourably and in the best interests of your father throughout.

Most of all, I wish your dad well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 April, 2011, 04:38:11 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 21 April, 2011, 04:29:22 PM
Why not write a *polite* letter to the Practice Head outlining your concerns? If things continue in an unsatisfactory manner, it's good to have a paper trail proving that you have acted honourably and in the best interests of your father throughout.

Most of all, I wish your dad well.

I'd echo everything TLS says.  Concerns registered politely, paper trail created, long may your Dad continue to be stubbornly well despite everyone's best efforts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 21 April, 2011, 04:49:07 PM
Seems to me that she's just being thorough.  If it turns out that your Dad doesn't have Parkinsons, just be very relieved.  It can be a truly horrific disease.  I wish him all the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 11 May, 2011, 10:56:27 PM
Ugh.

A web forum that I used to use a LOT has just installed one of its most obnoxious, unpleasant regulars as a moderator.

I'm talking about someone who is INCAPABLE of making a point in a discussion without turning it into some sort of back-handed, sneering condemnation of somebody. And he's been warned about that several times prior to getting his new position. So now he has a small shred of authority to beat people about the head with.

So... that's me done with that forum. And several other regulars, by the sounds of it.

Why do these things happen?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 11 May, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
Maybe the other mods grew weary of their responsibilities, and this was their forum self-destruct protocol?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 12 May, 2011, 02:29:27 PM
Quote from: pops1983 on 11 May, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
Maybe the other mods grew weary of their responsibilities, and this was their forum self-destruct protocol?

Oh man... the things I could say back to this...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 12 May, 2011, 07:04:05 PM
Because ive missed walking dead.............it appears ive been missing a gem
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 12 May, 2011, 07:22:03 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 21 April, 2011, 03:32:57 PM
Life Spugs because... doctors, or specifically one doctor at my local surgery who doesn't seem to know what she is doing. I've told my Dad to ask if it'd be possible not to be seen by her again but I don't think he likes to make a fuss. After yesterday's lengthy, invasive and utterly unnecessary hospital tests (and more booked in, despite the problem clearing up quickly, with some very simple medication - she just didn't wait to see how it'd would work) a simple review today has her sending him off for a test to see if he has Parkinsons, despite what she thinks might be symptoms are either a known side effect to the drugs she's been over-prescribing him and a frozen shoulder he got when he slipped on some ice a year and a half ago (which a consultant is working on fixing, after a long time of no one seeming to know what they were doing despite it being a known side effect of diabetes). You can't unsay something like "Parkinsons" and it has pissed on everyone's chips (at a time which should), but you have to go and get it tested now as you don't want it hanging over you. Nothing she has done for him in the last few years suggests she actually knows what she is doing and it all seems to be either weirdly random or going massively over-the-top to cover her back - dishing out pills for everything, booking countless unnecessary tests and general not doing anything much to improve the situation. I'm more than a little miffed (which is not an easy thing to induce in me - last time I pushed a large tree over, but I'm all out of trees) and am a hair away from giving them a piece of my mind, they should count themselves lucky they moved the surgery so it isn't quite so easy for me to get to (another reason I've suggested he leave them).

And the follow-up: A letter arrives with an appointment for the test, in the same post is a letter from the consultant cancelling it - we can only assume he looked at the case and concluded it was so unlikely that there really is no point in doing the tests (I had a chance to go over what the tests involved and he passed those that someone with Parkinsons would fail and the only apparent evidence was that when he holds his arms out straight one hand shakes, the hand attached to the arm with a frozen shoulder which the doctor knows about and is scheduled to be dealt with later this year). Of course, now it has been said there is always going to be that niggling worry in the back of his mind, which is annoying.

Off to hospital tomorrow for another intrusive and unpleasant test which he doesn't need (if they do find anything it will just be random luck). Swapping doctors seems to be a certainty at this point.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: uncle fester on 12 May, 2011, 07:24:49 PM
Jeez Emperor, sorry to hear you're still struggling with all this. Hope the situation (or doctor) improves.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 12 May, 2011, 07:47:19 PM
Quote from: uncle fester on 12 May, 2011, 07:24:49 PM
Jeez Emperor, sorry to hear you're still struggling with all this. Hope the situation (or doctor) improves.

Once tomorrow is out of the way it should be fine, at least there is now no longer the stress of a looming Parkinson's test. The doctor will improve as the current one (or the surgery, as there is no one doctor on point any more, it is just the current one he keeps seeing is pretty poor - it boils down to simple bad science - it is just the set-up makes it worse).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 13 May, 2011, 09:18:23 AM
Hope all goes well for your Dad, Emperor.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 13 May, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Hope all goes well with your dad too, Emp. Here in the Republic of Direland we have the opposite problem, ie actually trying to get access to health tests to determine possible ailments.

I've been in rag order for the last few weeks and approached my GP about getting treatment. I explained my sypmtoms and his immediate reaction was: there's nothing I can do until you have tests and a diagnosis done in hospital. "But, I could be months just waiting to be seen by a consultant, never mind the waiting list for diagnostic tests," I told him. "Is there nothing you can try in the meantime? Even just something to alleviate the symptoms?"

"No, not until I have a diagnosis from the hospital." It was left to me to suggest to him that I at least have some blood tests done. I dropped in his referral letter to the Outpatients section of the hospital. Eight days later, having not received an appointment in the post, I walked up to the receptionist in Outpatients to find out when, or even IF I would be given an appointment. She scanned her computer files, said that she didn't know and would have to leave a message with the three secretaries to find out which one of the consultants I would be dealing with. She took my phone number and three days later I still haven't heard a peep out of them.

From what I've been told by a friend of mine who works in a hospital, I could be waiting several weeks before I see a consultant, and then it could be anything from two to eight months before I'm admitted for tests etc. I'm currently on the waiting list for a medical card - standard time before getting one is four to six months - so I told the receptionist that if needs be I could borrow some money to be scheduled in as a Private Patient if that might help to speed up the process. She just looked at me like I've two heads and hadn't a clue what I was talking about.

The good news is that my blood tests have come back all clear, which has helped to narrow down the possible illness that has me so debilitated. Based on the symptoms and my own research, I'm suspecting it could be an Ulcer or else an infection of some kind, so I've started experimenting with various alternative and complimentary medicines to see if they have any effect. Not the greatest solution I know but given how long it will be before I receive any treatment I really don't have any other choice. Welcome to the Irish Health service and pray to God that you never need to avail of it!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 May, 2011, 11:11:09 AM
Nowt wrong with natural medicine - it's got us through most of the last 20,000 years. Hope your symptoms improve soon, PaddyK.

My thoughts are with you and your Dad, Emps.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 May, 2011, 11:29:53 AM
Kerriste, Paddy that's shite, hope it gets sorted soon.  While I can see the sense in your 'any port in a storm' approach, don't get me started on 'complimentary' medicine.  Anyone who thinks they've done mankind any good whatsoever ought to review mortality rates prior to the 20th C.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 13 May, 2011, 11:33:07 AM
Best wishes to your dad Emperor. You too Paddy.
Man this thread always puts my piddling problems at work into perspective.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 May, 2011, 12:41:30 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 13 May, 2011, 11:33:07 AM
Best wishes to your dad Emperor. You too Paddy.
Man this thread always puts my piddling problems at work into perspective.

Testify, brother. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 May, 2011, 08:09:07 PM
First off i am not superstitious but Friday 13th struck today with a vengeance as i have been driven to distraction and the depths of despair and frustration by people today who seem to be conspiring to make my life as difficult as they possibly can by not sticking to what was previously arranged and moving the goalposts.I am trying to run a business and offer a reliable service and this is making me look very very unprofessional but i have gone to the time and trouble of explaining the situation to my my existing client and the next client and as a result of that they understand the situation.

Right now as an effect of the stress and frustration i am hyperventilating and trying very hard to gather myself and i have just opened the first cold can of beer which means i have literally been driven to drink which is somewhere i would rather not find myself.

To add insult to injury for the last 2 days or so i have been helping out a friend  :lol:  who has been doing internal alterations to his flat at a vastly reduced daily rate as a favor you understand as fortunate for himself i had a window in my scheduling which meant i had time to spare.So this evening i was expecting a payment as per the arrangement only to be told "No cash until you have finished the job" which was not the arrangement.This is not the way i expect to be treated after getting my friend out of another one of his messes as his attitude to me stinks and i feel i have been used and abused and my trust and generosity has been violated.No thank you for my work was offered.No comments just nothing at all.

I didnt take this very well at all and i am not known for diplomacy in these kinds of situations and i was t h a t close  >:( >:( to solving this particular problem by punching him in the face and potentially doing him some real harm or worse* [I can become very unpleasent if pushed and i dont know my own strength] but luckily i avoided that by simply packing up my tools and leaving after telling him to go Fuck himself and his job that i was doing as a favor.He was giving me attitude after i asked for a payment as arranged !!! and someone giving me attitude especially as there was no attitude from myself doesnt usually end well and the tired and overused idiom of "waving a red rag at a bull" springs immediately to mind.

At this point now i am so disgusted with this individual i dont even care if he doesnt pay me and its totally up to him if he pays me or not and if he does then i do not want to sse him or listen to him ever again as all he has to do is stick the cash through the letterbox and then fuck off.

Now i realise how trivial this is in comparison to others problems here and its all about perspective but nevertheless i have had enough and this is why life spugs for me today.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 May, 2011, 08:47:16 PM
When he's asked you to do a job for him as a friend and then treated you like a contractor, it seems you're acting perfectly reasonably.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 13 May, 2011, 09:35:00 PM
Peter - I completely empathise with you.

I've undertaken work for NO PAY for people in the past out of 'friendship', and it has become very clear early on just what an ungrateful little turd my supposed 'friend' actually is.

I even recently had the experience of somebody I was doing a freebie job for reassigning the work to somebody else because they 'generally always guarantee a good result' - AFTER I had almost completed a portion of the work!

Now, as it happens, this took a lot of weight of my shoulders, as I was swamped with stuff at the time. But that's not the point. It was a crappy, unnecessary thing to do. And the added implication of 'I'll ask this guy because you're not as good as him' was a massive slap in the face. I'll never work for that guy again, and that's a FACT.

Some people act in a fashion that demonstrates very clearly that they're NOT your friends. They're just looking out for their own advantage. I reckon it's perfectly natural for you to feel as you do.

Chin up, pal. You're really best off out of a deal like that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 May, 2011, 10:27:50 PM
Thanks both.

I still cant quite take it in and believe what i was hearing and i am shocked by it as it was just unbelievable and i have been subject to this kind of thing before but this was on a different level as i have never before been treated with such utter disrepect.It was sort of surreal because when he was arguing with me about it as he was contradicting himself as if he was making it up as he went along.He actually complained that i was only there working for half the day today !!! :lol: :o

I do apologise for having my own things to take care of which required my attention this morning  :lol:

Just completely bizzare.

I am glad i packed up and left when i did but that was sort of an involuntary action which must mean that i can be rational in those kinds of situations.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 May, 2011, 11:29:17 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 May, 2011, 08:47:16 PM
When he's asked you to do a job for him as a friend and then treated you like a contractor, it seems you're acting perfectly reasonably.

Too true.  

There is almost nothing worse than doing a supposed mate a work-related favour, and then being treated like some grasping scumbag when it comes time to settle up, no matter how paltry the agreed sum.  I've long since refused to do any paid work for friends (or family), suggesting a meal or a pint instead, but necessarily being a lot less free with my time than I might otherwise - if I can't afford to do it for free, I won't do it. Too many people simply can't see the position they put you in by treating you in that manner, and they are best avoided.  You have my sympathies, Peter.  Drink up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 13 May, 2011, 11:54:17 PM
QuoteI've long since refused to do any paid work for friends (or family),
Too true, only leads to trouble, Your doing well Pete.

Paddy, my symapthies, The health system over here is insane, when it works, it works fantastic, but more often than not it fails. And as for waiting list, if you have the cash you go to the top of the Queue, Reilly seems like he wants to do something about it, time will tell.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 21 May, 2011, 03:57:29 PM
Because two weeks ago, when my wife went off abroad, I immediately got tonsilitis. It was horrible and knocked me on my arse- but penicillin got rid of it, fairly quickly. Or so I thought. I finished my course of tablets like a good boy, and enjoyed several days free from throat-and-lymph-node-pain (which was when I put my back out and got a cough!) and then- BANG! Back comes the tonsilitis. Had to make an emergency dash to our new walk-in clinic today (Population: Chavs) and am now on double the dose for double the time. The doctor I saw greeted me with "You look really ill. At death's door in fact. Open up and say ARR. Oh yes, your tonsils are full of pus!". Bring on The Rapture, I say. It can't be worse than this.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 21 May, 2011, 08:35:59 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 21 May, 2011, 03:57:29 PM
Because two weeks ago, when my wife went off abroad, I immediately got tonsilitis. It was horrible and knocked me on my arse- but penicillin got rid of it, fairly quickly. Or so I thought. I finished my course of tablets like a good boy, and enjoyed several days free from throat-and-lymph-node-pain (which was when I put my back out and got a cough!) and then- BANG! Back comes the tonsilitis. Had to make an emergency dash to our new walk-in clinic today (Population: Chavs) and am now on double the dose for double the time. The doctor I saw greeted me with "You look really ill. At death's door in fact. Open up and say ARR. Oh yes, your tonsils are full of pus!". Bring on The Rapture, I say. It can't be worse than this.

SBT


IT'S STARTED ! SOMEBODY SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!! :o
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 May, 2011, 04:06:20 PM
No cash has been forthcoming from that pathetic idiot i mentioned earlier.No surprises there but he should think himself lucky that i have already written it off instead of chasing it.

I bet that if i did confront him about it he would spin things round so that i am in the wrong such is the nature of these types which makes them completely predictable.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 24 May, 2011, 05:00:34 PM
To be honest after looking at some of the latest spugs mine seem's trivial :( but here goes anyway, ive spent the last 2 days watching "V" (2009) i'd recorded the whole second season on sky+ and got to the end quite looking forward to a third season.

More so due the the inclusion of marc singer only to find that the damn thing has been cancelled :( Is it to much to ask for a couple more seasons.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 03 June, 2011, 09:20:22 PM
My hair is a mess. It's been a sweaty day and it now looks like it's been 'drawn' by Clint Langley. LIQUIFY TOOOL!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 07 June, 2011, 08:44:06 PM
Wait 'til ye hear this...

I run a hotel car park. The Hotel is on the edge of an area of Belfast called Sandy Row, the car park is also open to non residents. To give you an idea of the kind of place Sandy Row is, across the road, there is a mural stating 'Welcome to Sandy Row, Loyalist Heartland of South Belfast'*. This statement is bookended by two lads in Balaclavas**.

Now you may or may not be aware that every year, Loyalists like to have a great big bonfire on the eve of the 'Glorious Twelfth'. Basically it's a debautched banquet of booze, bigotry and bonfires. The residents of Sandy Row have decided to host this auspicious occasion in my carpark. And I don't have a say in this at all.

Apparently 'Brigadier' MacDonald has informed our manager that any attempts to intervene, will result in systematic vandalism of every vehicle using the lot. The cops don't want to know, but that's a whole other story.

These bonfires are typically two stories high, and take up half a football field. Never mind the amount of space this thing is consuming, no one is going to use a car park in which one of these monstrocities has been erected.

So basically, I live in a country where it's okay for unemployed bigots to erect a huge fire hazard on private property, and, when they're finished, they all get pissed and set the thing on fire.

*I have corrected the Grammar
**They can't draw faces
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 07 June, 2011, 08:50:57 PM
I'm sure the nice men will clean up after themselves
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 June, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
Why not bury some dynamite under the spot where the bonfire will be assembled? That should liven their hate-fires up a bit!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 June, 2011, 09:10:15 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 07 June, 2011, 08:57:53 PM
Why not bury some dynamite under the spot where the bonfire will be assembled? That should liven their hate-fires up a bit!

The IRA would be blamed for it  :lol: and it would start up Sectarian violence.

One of my jobs has descended into an absurd farce and the client did something very stupid without consulting me which was completely unnecessary.An outsider [i know who it is] took it upon themselves to interfere in the work and informed the leadworkers that they cannot fix leadflashing to the building as its listed and told the leadworkers to stop work and told the client a load of BS which made the client panic and i seriously think that this individual who interfered is losing the plot.

All of this is unprecedented.

The client panicked and made a very bad decision independently.

Its a long story and very boring.

Fuuuuuucking Hell   Fucking Nightmare

anyway i am going to send the client an email later to try and sort this nonsense out and hopefully encourage the client to make the right decision.

Another property in the square thats listed had its balcony done with lead flashing and they havent been subjected to this stupidity but i have and their leadwork was done just before mine was. :-\

Fucking stupid over-reacting cunt interfering in my work and the clients when its none of his fucking business  >:( >:(


Problems problems problems problems and nearly all of them are unecessary and are caused by stupidity.

People can be a fucking pain.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 June, 2011, 09:10:24 PM
Pics of the scorched, ruined tarmac or it didn't happen! I presume you get the day off while all this is going on, because your services surely won't be required.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 June, 2011, 09:21:07 PM
There seem to be several videos and pics of the 2008 bonfire online - Grud, I see what you mean - it's 8 stories tall! Is that your car park at the Days?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 07 June, 2011, 09:46:46 PM

Well pops1983 I'm truly shocked to hear of your trouble. Bloody hell what do you do in such a situation?!

The authorities have clearly abandoned you to the 'will of the strong  of the moment' ie: the self styled 'Brigidier' and his associates.

Throw a sickie's all my limited brain's come up with though that's easy enough for me to say comfortably far removed from the coal face so to speak.  :o :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 08 June, 2011, 12:29:02 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 07 June, 2011, 09:21:07 PM
There seem to be several videos and pics of the 2008 bonfire online - Grud, I see what you mean - it's 8 stories tall! Is that your car park at the Days?

Yup, that's the spot

Quote from: House of Usher on 07 June, 2011, 09:10:24 PM
Pics of the scorched, ruined tarmac or it didn't happen! I presume you get the day off while all this is going on, because your services surely won't be required.

You'd think so, wouldn't ye? It's not an NI company, so that's not the case
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 08 June, 2011, 12:34:17 PM
This is reminds me of the old joke: Name all the months in the Loyalist/Orange calendar? January, February, March, March, March ...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 June, 2011, 08:59:32 PM
Keep setting fire to the bastard each night as from when they start building it.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 08 June, 2011, 09:22:09 PM
They usually having people guarding these things. People actually camp out inside them. I'm just going to book my holidays
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 June, 2011, 09:32:50 PM
Now, I don't understand Irish politics at all - but what if you helped them by donating a tonne of wood - all sprayed orange?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 11 June, 2011, 04:34:10 AM
The tramadol adverts are getting on my nerves. It's like someone seriously wants us to become dependant upon tramadol.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 11 June, 2011, 06:50:15 PM
Just been looking for a car insurance quote. Most are about 150 quid more than last year. Are they taking the piss?  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 11 June, 2011, 07:54:37 PM
Agreed. I pointed out that a year on, my car was worth less, I had an extra year's no-claims and I was a year more sensible - but to no avail.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 11 June, 2011, 08:59:04 PM
Irish insurance companies have also jacked up their prices, their reasoning was that they predicted that their profits would drop.
So the question was , if this predicted slump doesn't happen do the customers get a refund..
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 11 June, 2011, 09:41:20 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 11 June, 2011, 08:59:04 PM
So the question was , if this predicted slump doesn't happen do the customers get a refund..

Probably not, so it'd be best to drive recklessly to make sure ye get yer monies worth  ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 11 June, 2011, 11:20:23 PM
I'm off!
vrrrroooooom
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 15 June, 2011, 06:14:06 PM
Because yet again ive reached the end of spaced season 2 :( everytime i watch it i wish for more :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 01 July, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
I felt I should let y'all know about the current situation with the bigots building a bonfire on my work's premises.

We've rented some palisade-site fencing and isolated an agreed upon an area in which the bonfire shall be confined. The fencing cost £200. They are taking up 62 spaces (out of a total 342), for which we would normally charge £10 a day, each. So for the 12 days the are using the space for they should be charged £7440, not counting the time it takes to clean up after, or the cost of the fencing .

But the government is only giving them £800 for their highly disruptive piss-up (that's right folks, the Northern Irish Assembly* pays these people to ignore the rule of law and pesky legislation concerning private property**.), so the company I work for has to foot the bill for the entire thing. We're going to lose a shocking amount of business, no-one is going to park next to a bonfire.

I would never dream of denying anyone the right to a celebration of their culture, but people who actually work for a living should not have to foot the bill for it.

It's not all bad news though. I haven't taken my holidays yet, so I was able to take the week of the bonfire off. Not only that, my parents have rented a cottage in North Wales for the whole month of July. A cottage in North Wales. 20 miles from Portmeirion. PORTMEIRION. Where The Prisoner*** was filmed.

*Tribal Council
**That's before ye get into the whole business of the toxic fumes these things produce. They're chock full of tyres. Now, whenever you're replacing your tread in Norn Iron, you have to pay a fee to have the rubber recycled. If all the old tyres are being broken down and recycled, where are they getting the tyres for the bonfires?

***This show, along with Star Trek, Airfix and Terry Pratchett, are the main things me and my Dad bond over. He's not a big fan of 2000AD though, he insists Commando is better.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 July, 2011, 11:15:20 PM
Enjoy your break pops. I spent 2 weeks in a cottage roughly 20 miles away from Portmeirion a few years ago and had a great time with the family. Some great views and there is loads to visit in the surrounding area.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 July, 2011, 10:49:33 PM
My friend's dad is a Prisoner fanatic - he goes to the annual convention and dresses up and everything. I've never visited Portmerion, but it's on my list of places to see sometime
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 02 July, 2011, 11:02:48 PM
Take a number.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 03 July, 2011, 09:56:13 AM
I visited Portmerion last year on my way to the Judge Minty shoot. Really cool place and fascinating to see where the Prisoner was filmed.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 03 July, 2011, 12:18:18 PM
Is it just me that thinks THE PRISONER was "Meh!"?  But Port Meirion looks lovely.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 July, 2011, 12:22:30 PM
Quote from: pops1983 on 01 July, 2011, 09:55:51 PM

It's not all bad news though. I haven't taken my holidays yet, so I was able to take the week of the bonfire off. Not only that, my parents have rented a cottage in North Wales for the whole month of July. A cottage in North Wales. 20 miles from Portmeirion. PORTMEIRION. Where The Prisoner*** was filmed.
...
**That's before ye get into the whole business of the toxic fumes these things produce. They're chock full of tyres. Now, whenever you're replacing your tread in Norn Iron, you have to pay a fee to have the rubber recycled. If all the old tyres are being broken down and recycled, where are they getting the tyres for the bonfires?

Wales you say? Any spare space? Please?

I got a puncture on the Newtownards Rd after the frolics last week. The road was a fuckin mess! And the tyres thing isn't just NI I think - and they get them from unsecure, or sympathetic (see turn a blind eye/don't want burned out/chancers), tyre yards.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 03 July, 2011, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 03 July, 2011, 12:18:18 PM
Is it just me that thinks THE PRISONER was "Meh!"?

It's not everyone's cuppa tea
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 July, 2011, 01:21:58 AM
... today I had a spat with a kid on the park.

There's a playing field at the top of my road, right at the heart of my village. It's been there for donkeys' years and for donkeys' years it's been little more than an area of mown grass with a couple of swings in one corner. People walk their dogs there, play footie, sunbathe, hang out. Still, it was really rather under-used. A couple of years ago some kids had the idea of getting up a petition to put a skate park on the field and I gladly signed it. I was on the local Parish Council at the time and voted for it. (To be fair, many locals signed the petition in favour of building the skate park and the PC vote was unanimously in favour, so I claim no moral superiority or hip-with-the-kidsness by saying all this.) Recently, the skate park has been built and the kids absolutely love it. They're always there with their bikes and skateboards. In fact, they were so keen to get playing on the thing that they tore the contractor's temporary fencing down before it was even finished to have a go. Not terribly good behaviour, I grant you, but an encouraging sign that at last the kids around here were going to have something to do. So - all good stuff.

Now, along with the skate park the Parish Council also decided to add a spanking new playground with swings, see-saw, wobbly thing, thing to be climbed all over and whatnot. Also, a few trees were planted around the perimeter of the field and benches added. This simple thing has made many people happy. Of course, some the kids using the skate park have snapped some of the trees in half and introduced an entirely new level of litter but that's only to be expected. Young lads will snap whatever they can to impress young lasses and without Roman litter Time Team would be largely buggered. I am, I like to think, a fairly tolerant kind of chap. Thoughtful. Maybe even quite deep, on occasion.

Anyway, this afternoon was bloody gorgeous and so I took my puppy for a walk. On the way I got talking to a good friend of mine who asked me to take their dog and granddaughter, Chloe, along. Chloe is only 12ish and their collie is too strong for her, so I took the collie and gave her the puppy. So, we had us a walk in the sunshine on the park watching the kids playing on the skate park and folk sat enjoying the sun and it was all grand and lovely and like what life should be like. Then, on the way back, I saw this kid grinding his bike along the back of one of the new benches, splintering it to buggery.

"Hoy!" says I, trying to be all reasonable like. "Don't do that, kid, you're ruining that bench!"

The silent treatment. Teenage force-field of dumbness emanating from him and his mates. But that's okay. Like I said, I'm a fairly tolerant kind of chap. Calm. Maybe even cool, on occasion.

"Look," I said, demonstrating the splintery damage to the brand new wooden bench for the teen and his disinterestedly interested mates with my finger. "It's buggered, look. Brand new bench, buggered."

"It was a dog," the teen said, "it jumped up and chewed it..." (I shit you not, this is exactly what the spotty little Herbert said.)

Have you ever experienced one of those moments when your train of thought isn't just derailed but jumps the tracks altogether, vaults the safety railings and plunges 200ft into the sea? This was that. Calm? Me? Get the f...

"A dog? Do you think... Are you... I saw you doing it. You saw me watching you doing it..." I rather fancy that then I made a sound like the Churchill Insurance bulldog for the teens began to chortle and the arch teen was showing off. He was trying to snap something to impress the teen-lasses. Me.

"Just use the bloody skate park, you pillock." I managed to say rather than scream.

"It's shit," he said, allowing the bike to roll slowly towards me at precisely the speed of indolence. "It's for children."

So, when he got close... I kinda' pushed him and said he should feel at home on it, then, being a child himself. Yes, I know. My own subconscious at this point put its head in its hands and sighed.

"I'm only 13," the teen squealed, changing tactics. "Make you feel a big man beating up a teenager, does it?" The little...

How the Hell did I get to this point? I'd come out for a nice walk and ended up nearly in a fist fight with a 13 year old. Suddenly, all I could think about was how distasteful it would be getting all that puss on my fists and, further, whether punching him in the face would feel and sound like punching bubble wrap.

"Look..." Conciliatory. Palms raised. Scowling, though - that seemed important for balance. "Just use the bloody skate park and stop ruining the benches like a child, okay?"

"I'm not a [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] child, you old pervert!"

"Well, you ride your [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] bike like one..." Shit. Saying that was a mistake.

"Yeah? You wanna' show me how it's done, granddad?"

"Just think about other people, will you? Start thinking like an adult, not like a child," (and keep walking, just keep walking away and try and keep this [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] mad collie under control at the same time. Please don't let him leg me up, please don't let him leg me up...) "The village spent a lot of money making this place nice for everybody, so show it some respect." And... into the exit and clear. Chloe is half way home. There is a grinding, splintering noise from nearby.

And now I'm really miserable and ashamed because I like to think I'm a tolerant man. I like to think I'm a peaceful man. A thoughtful man. Intelligent. Maybe even wise, on occasion.

I'd approached the situation fully expecting the errant teen to see the error of his ways and impose upon himself the sanctions of contrition. In my head, it was going to be like a scene from an old Ealing comedy where the local good-natured buffoon would shoo off the local good-natured scalliwags in a good-natured kind of way. But, when it came down to it, I was just an ape in a cap shouting "Hulk smash!" at someone smaller than me. Dogs barking at one another; the old puppy and the old grizzler. It's a story as old as life, I guess, but I still feel like a complete tosser.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 July, 2011, 01:57:12 AM
Troubling subject matter aside, that was a great story well told, TLS.  They opened a kids' playground in our estate 2 years ago, and closed it 6 months later because of vandalism and insurance -  now it sits there chained up behind a fence and the only people who get to use it are teens burning holes in the equipment with their lighters. 

You did what you had to, and pusface did what he had to.  It's pretty much your job as a responsible to call kids on this kind of thing, if you didn't you'd be condoning it, and you know it's wrong, and to everyone's detriment.  Anyway, they expect it.  Remind me to tell you about the time I stopped my car to confront a yob beating his dog.  Oh dear.

In the words of Sinead Whenshewasactuallygoodandslightlylessmad O'Connor paraphrasing W.B. Philandererinjectingmonkeyglands Yeats:

"Being what you are/ There is no other Troy/ For you to burn"

And you didn't actually clock him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 July, 2011, 02:13:53 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 04 July, 2011, 01:57:12 AM
"Being what you are/ There is no other Troy/ For you to burn"

Ooh, thank ee, kind sir. I've never heard that one before - it's definitely going in the memory bank.  :D

Hey, looks like the whole thing's not been a dead loss after all!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 July, 2011, 12:00:25 PM
When he said "show me how it's done Grandad?" you should have  said "Okay then" and:

A) Performed a series of wheelies, jumps and flips so impressive that he'd be forever in awe of your coolness
B) ridden off on his bike cackling "It's MINE now, BWAHAHAHAHA"
C) Stamped repeatedly on the rear wheel and said "Try riding it now, pusface!"
D) Picked it up and bludgened him around the head with it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: GordonR on 04 July, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkI9h7EGYvI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkI9h7EGYvI)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 July, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Ah, DDD... as if my own bout of l'esprit de l'escalier wasn't bad enough as it is, you've just made it worse. :D

I don't know if this lot were rappers or not as there is no corn exchange near here... I think there's a corn exchange in Preston, but there isn't one here. We do have a car park, though - but it isn't multi-storey. Nor is it near the corn exchange because we don't have a corn exchange. So I don't think they could be rappers of the kind you'd expect see on Top of the Pops.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 04 July, 2011, 09:19:01 PM
Someone on this board has signature that goes along the lines of:
Never get into an arguement with an idiot, because they'll just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Children, my Selachimorphic co-boarder, are bloody-minded idiots. It's best to deal with them as you would a drunkard.

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 04 July, 2011, 01:21:58 AM
"Hoy!" says I, trying to be all reasonable like. "Don't do that, kid, you're ruining that bench!"

Children don't respond to reason. I would have rephrased that thusly:

'WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? YOU'RE FUCKING WRECKING THAT BENCH! PACK THAT SHIT IN, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!'

Working as a security guard has taught me that if you want teenagers to respond/comply, ye have to shout and swear at them

Kids respect an Adult Who Swears. It works for most hip-hop artists.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 July, 2011, 09:31:20 PM
QuoteSelachimorphic

OI - YOU WITH THE HIGH-FALUTIN' WORDS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? PACK IT IN NOW!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 05 July, 2011, 02:03:29 AM
Quote from: GordonR on 04 July, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkI9h7EGYvI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkI9h7EGYvI)

The first link in the side column there is this, which would have worked just as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFTbrogDhV8&feature=related
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 05 July, 2011, 02:26:46 AM
Oh and life spugs... because. Just because for now, as some close relatives haven't been informed yet :(

The upside is - I'm being awfully productive as I'd rather do anything else than think about it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 July, 2011, 08:02:54 AM
That sounds bloody grim Emperor, my non-specific but sincere sympathies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 05 July, 2011, 12:17:31 PM
Hey, Emp! Just want to echo Tordel's post and hope that whatever it is that's making life spug for you can be sorted out. Cheers, mate!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 July, 2011, 12:22:01 PM
Sorry to hear that, Emps. My thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 06 July, 2011, 06:45:40 PM
Well... poop.

Another frustration in my fledgeling comics career. I'd set up a listing on the Comic Art Commissions website, only to be told that my profile needed to be rebuilt to include my real name.

Ain't gonna happen. I'm militant to the point of stupidity about revealing my real name and other personal details. Non negotiable. End of. So that avenue is closed to me.

The explanation I was given seems reasonable enough, though, so I won't get a proper whinge on here. But who'd have thought the decision to operate exclusively under a pseudonym would cause problems, eh?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 06 July, 2011, 08:34:23 PM
Sorry to hear that HdE. That's pretty annoying alright, I'd feel the same way myself!!!

So I haven't been posting much here lately. I've been going through a bit of a rough patch in work. Well, a big rough patch really. Basically, it looks like the company I have worked for for fifteen years, ever since graduating from college, is going to shut down. Its a sheetfed printing company, and things in that market have been drying up for a long time. Its finally gotten to the point where the sales are so low and there is barely enough money being generated each week to pay the wages.  Its so bad in fact, that the only way it will keep going at all now is if all staff take a 33 per cent paycut. 33 per cent! That has a massive impact on everyone, and me in particular as the sole earner in the family, with a wife and four kids to support. Basically, that kind of a cut would kill us, and would leave me earning very little more than I'd be able to claim on the dole. I've run the figures and my take home pay would be 40 euros more than what I'd get on basic dole, not counting any extra benefits I might be able to claim such as mortgage relief/heating support etc. I would literally be better off unemployed, as it doesnt make any sense to me to be working a full, very hard week full of stress and worry for such a small amount of cash.  But what do you do? Making the jump is so frightening. The company is saying that even with these paycuts there is no guarantee we will survive past August. They have offered the option of voluntary redundancy. I could take that and its worth about 17 grand to me, go on the dole, try to find another job...but I know there is precious little out there, and especially when you are in your late 30s and require a certain level of pay. Also, I'm not really qualified for anything outside of the print industry, and thats practically dead in Ireland. It's quite depressing. But I know I'm in the majority here. This is the kind of dilemma facing hundreds, if not thousands, of people every day.

So my options seem to be
- Stick it out, take the MASSIVE paycut, and hang in there for as long as the company remains open. 40 euros a week more than the dole is still 40 euros a week more than the dole...is it worth it though?

- Take the redundancy and leave, sign on and take my chances with trying to find another job - though I have ex-colleague friends who took voluntary redundancy 2 years ago and they still haven't found anything.

- Take the redundancy, rent or sell my house (if that's even possible nowadays), and move to Tokyo, try my chances there. Though my Japanese is still at a very basic level and...well...its not exactly the safest place in the world at the moment is it? Seems like there are no concerns over radiation levels anymore but they are still getting hit by quakes on a regular basis and who's to say there's not another whopper waiting in the wings?

I'm not really looking for advice or suggestions, just wanted to get this off my chest a bit and  explain why I havent been posting latey. My head and my heart just haven't been in it  I'm afraid. Apologies to all for all the cool creative stuff I've no doubt missed out on, and for any comps I've missed out on voting in!

D.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2011, 08:43:44 PM
That sucks, Van Dom.

Don't know what it's like over there, but you might not even get dole if your redundancy payment is over a certain amount.

Best of luck to you, though. You'll find your way through this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 July, 2011, 08:45:09 PM
That's pretty shit there Van Dom, I hope all works out well for you whatever you decide to do.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 July, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
Spectacularly crap, Van Dom.  Having just put all my own colleagues through that very set of choices and sequence of events, I truly sympathise. 
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 July, 2011, 10:07:05 PM
Having finally jacked in the booze and fags several months ago and started getting herself back on track, my girlfriend's mum has had a sudden (if not entirely surprising) decline in health and is now in intensive care with liver failure. As you'd expect, my girlfriend is in bits. Bad times...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 July, 2011, 10:14:36 PM
Depending on her age it's quite common for people to get sick after letting go of the old 'crutches'. It's the body manifesting/purging what it wasn't allowed to in all the years of being numbed. Hopefully she'll get strong enough to pull through.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 06 July, 2011, 11:44:56 PM
Van Dom - Noisybast - blahhdy hell, those are grim stories.

Hope some light appears at the end of your respective tunnels. I'll be rootin' for all concerned.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 07 July, 2011, 01:11:33 AM
Thanks Joe, but it's looking unlikely. She had a serious problem with drink for years, right up until about February (the first anniversary of her son's death - also from drinking). Since then, she's amazed us all by taking control and just quitting. Sadly, it looks like the damage was already done.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 07 July, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
Thanks for the support guys. D-day is sometime next week so whatevers going to happen will happen...then I 'll have to decide what I'm going to do.

Noisybast thats bloody awful that is. Really sorry to hear it.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 July, 2011, 09:38:18 PM
It's not often life gets so bad it actually spugs, here. But this is one of those times. As some of you may know, I make my living travelling about seeing adults on the Autistic Spectrum who have gone from residential care into flats of their own. I spend 40 hours a week going into their homes, supporting them in their lives, helping them to do stuff and whatnot. For the last two years I've been dealing exclusively with two gentlemen, whom I'd previously known when they were in residential.

Just recently they've had their funding cut- which means they've gone down from apparently needing staff a lot of the time, to just a little bit of the time. The knock on of this is that my team and I are currently scrabbling around for the 40 hours a week for which we are contracted. I've taken on a new guy- but he lives an hour's walk from my house (and an hour back)- and he's only funded for a small number of hours per week too. The upshot of this is that as of Monday I don't know if the company I work for can fulfill the terms of my contract and offer me the 40 hours a week, plus two sleep ins, that i've had for the last eight years and upon which I depend. I've managed 22 hours so far this week, have another eight tomorrow across two bases five miles apart, and then that's it. I appear to have suffered a 25% cut to my salary. This week I'll have walked thirty-six miles to and from work, when I usually walk ten. It's either that of take an extra £20 a week reduction by taking buses- which I can't afford.

On top of that, we had builders booked to come in an strip the knackered plaster from my son's bedroom, replaster it and give us a new skirting board. This was due to be done by tomorrow, so I could get him back in his room on Saturday.

Oh no. Tonight, I get a text from the builder saying they weren't coming back til Monday. When I query this, I get an abusive, barely-literate text back, that all but tells me to fuck off. My wife had to physically restrain me from phoning the fucking cunt- on the grounds that she'll be here alone when he does turn up (me probably hiking to my new guy at the time). So, I've got two under-eights in a tiny boxroom, one on the floor on a baby mattress- until Tuesday. Which will be a week since it was started.

I'm snapping at everyone, the red mark between my eyebrows that flares up when my blood pressure hits the roof is up again, and I really, really want to hit a builder.

I shall not be much fun until all this is sorted, so apologies if I'm not around for a while.

SBT

Edit: Van Dom, Noisy, I feel your pain. Hope it gets better soonest.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 July, 2011, 10:07:09 PM
Grrrr, I can see that little lot angrying up the blood all right.

But, and I'm sure you've considered it... bike?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 July, 2011, 10:14:40 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 07 July, 2011, 10:07:09 PM
Grrrr, I can see that little lot angrying up the blood all right.

But, and I'm sure you've considered it... bike?

"Bike" was all I thought about during my 68 minutes walk home today (I timed it- I'm trying to find a "quick route"). But frankly, I've not ridden one in twenty years, don't own one, and can't afford to buy one AT LEAST until I get paid. IF I get paid more than just our rent money this month.

Unless you meant "motorbike", in which case no- I shattered my right shoulder, broke my left, skinned myself down the right side and spent too long in hospital due to one of those back in 1987 and have had too many friends come to untimely ends due to cars and vans hitting them while the drivers were pissed. Not getting back on a motorbike no matter how far I otherwise have to walk!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 July, 2011, 10:31:26 PM
Too late for the EDIT: In my haste to add all the woes that have hit me in the last 48 hours, I neglected to mention the beginnings of this period of utter horror. After the Forum Meet-up last weekend, I got home, settled down with a bunch of comics to read after my wife had gone to bed, and I got a text.

The text was from this old schoolfriend whose "life I saved" (read: Took to the hospital when she took an overdose in 1986. That's not saving a life, that's trying to get inside a pair of knickers). Ever since, she's looked at me as her "saviour", and as she has spiralled into further mental health issues and depression over the intervening 25 years, has ocassionally come to me for advice and help. I've done my best, and all has been quiet for a number of years- in which time she has moved away, had a granddaughter, and got a degree. These days I only ever see her at school reunions. Anyway, on Saturday night I got a rambling message telling me that she should have died in '87, her life is my fault, and it was all ending "tonight". To cap that, she signed off ":-(". I mean- what the FUCK?! A sad smiley?? Up Yours! So- at the end of my tether, I thought "fuck you, 25 years is enough. This is another cry for help, and if it's not then it's obviously what you want". Absolutely sure she was just after attention, I decided not to give her any, and ignored it.

Don't worry, she didn't die. I still haven't received an apology for dropping that on me, or any contact whatsoever, but she did update her facebook status three days later, with a "Am booking a holiday! LOL! :-)".

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 July, 2011, 07:14:13 AM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 07 July, 2011, 10:31:26 PM...but she did update her facebook status three days later, with a "Am booking a holiday! LOL! :-)".

I know it's not funny, but that very nearly made me LOL.

Oh, and you're right:  not suggesting a motorbike. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 08 July, 2011, 10:11:36 AM
Quotedon't own one, and can't afford to buy one AT LEAST until I get paid.

http://www.uk.freecycle.org/


(It was only after putting up this link that I realised the hilarious pun- but seriously- freecycle is brilliant)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 08 July, 2011, 04:55:18 PM
Thankyou mr clements, i'll check that out when im next near a computer.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Van Dom on 08 July, 2011, 09:54:58 PM
That's shit SBT, and yes, I feel your pain too as we are in similar situations.

As for the bike thing-----I havent had a bike in about 11 years (since my last one was nicked). I've been walking to and from the train station every day since then. Last weekend, I was given a bike by a Japanese friend who is heading back to Japan and doesn't need it anymore. Held off until yesterday before deciding to use it (as it was pissing rain yesterday and I didnt fancy walking through the wet grass on my shortcut to the station). I thought it was great - for about two minutes until I realised how unfit I was!!! I was out of breath in no time and my calves were on fire! Bloody hell! I used to be a demon on a bike, I could barely make it to the station yesterday morning!!! Coming home was a little bit easier but man...... it takes some getting back used to!Good luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 July, 2011, 10:57:51 PM
Freecycle is a wonderful thing, we have given away loads of stuff on that site.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 09 July, 2011, 12:00:05 AM
I feel for all those losing jobs right now,I've been there, done that but never with children to support. I fear it's only going to get worse these days . I hate my job but I'm hunkering down and thanking the gods that I've got a secure income.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 09 July, 2011, 12:04:58 AM
I'm stuck in that dilema of waiting it out and if it goes tits up get a redundancy package or trying to jump ship now (they always say its easier to find work while in work),but i t don't really want the bastards to get away with putting me outta work without coughing up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 July, 2011, 08:58:06 PM
For all of those seeking employment:
Kelly Group have not long won a huge contract with BT and are actively seeking employment up and down the country. They have poached many of our engineers throughout the midlands. Why don't you give it a go?




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 August, 2011, 08:20:10 PM
I think I may have saved my neighbours life today. I hope it is something minor and all I did was comfort him.
I was in my back garden when my neighbour shouted over to me in a distressed voice. I vaulted over to find her husband doubled over and struggling badly, I told her to call and ambulance and wait for it. He was in a very bad way and at one point I thought he was gone.
He eventually came round but was not himself. Paramedics came very quickly and took over.
It's just a waiting game now.
God it was fucking scary.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 02 August, 2011, 02:04:22 PM
I have the squits something fierce. I feel like I've just passed Loch Ness through my stinging ring; fish, weeds, pebbles and all. There may even have been a couple of more solid lumps, but these were probably just a trick of the shite.

Uh-oh... excuse me a minute...  :o
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 04 August, 2011, 09:59:14 PM
Turns out my neighbour suffered from an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm rupture. If I hadn't have been there for him he would have died. He is still 50/50 at the moment but fingers crossed.

Even after saving his life why do I feel shit and sick to the stomach when it is mentioned or I relive the events.

Perhaps when his odds get better then I will feel better in my self.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 08 August, 2011, 06:19:04 PM
My mother in law organised a guy to do our bathroom as a christmas present.......said guy seems to have given us the run around he's supposed to start work on our bathroom monday coming up.

Currently there's no sign of life from this hillbilly cowboy and we now have tiles,bath, toilet etc littering various rooms in the house and by the look's of things nobody to do said work.

I'm frustrated that the guy can't just be man enough and say he didn't want to do the work/took on more than he could handle.I don't know but atleast grow a set of ball's and say your not coming.

If it's not one thing its another.

And i posted this twice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 09 August, 2011, 10:58:33 PM
My work van this afternoon:
(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg614/scaled.php?tn=0&server=614&filename=dy1tpn.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

I'm okay, but suspect I shall be sore in the morning.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 09 August, 2011, 11:07:58 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 09 August, 2011, 10:58:33 PM
My work van this afternoon:
(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg614/scaled.php?tn=0&server=614&filename=dy1tpn.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

I'm okay, but suspect I shall be sore in the morning.

Nasty!!! main thing is your okay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 09 August, 2011, 11:08:37 PM
Trying to mow down some rioters in your Manta-Tank again Clemmo?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 09 August, 2011, 11:10:29 PM
Ouch, take painkillers now.

Quote from: vzzbux on 04 August, 2011, 09:59:14 PM
Turns out my neighbour suffered from an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm rupture. If I hadn't have been there for him he would have died. He is still 50/50 at the moment but fingers crossed.

Even after saving his life why do I feel shit and sick to the stomach when it is mentioned or I relive the events.

Perhaps when his odds get better then I will feel better in my self.

It'll just be shock - you did well there as my grandma lost a brother and sister to aortic aneurysms. They are quick and brutal, so even getting him to a point where his odds are 50/50 is an achievement (poor odds are better than none). So focus on that, because it is something to be proud of.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 August, 2011, 11:20:22 PM
Oof. Glad you're okay, Rich. Stuff like that can really shake you up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 August, 2011, 12:45:02 AM
Quote from: vzzbux on 04 August, 2011, 09:59:14 PM
Even after saving his life why do I feel shit and sick to the stomach when it is mentioned or I relive the events.

Four years back my wife followed the noise of an early-morning smole alarm and pulled a sleeping neighbour out of his burning flat, and went on to get the two families below and beside him out too before the building was gutted (it took about 10 minutes to go from the smoke alarm starting to the roof coming in).  Everybody was okay bar some smoke inhalation, but she couldn't bear to have it even mentioned for months afterwards - it made her literally physically ill.  Shock is a very powerful effect. 

And Richmond, ouch, glad you walked away from that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 15 August, 2011, 11:41:52 AM
My internets been down 5 days due to an outage in the area and they have no idea when it will be fixed

Aol have always been fairly good service wise but there customer service this time around  has been lacking.

Enough to look consider looking for another isp
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 August, 2011, 02:38:31 PM
because due to work related requirements I'm stuck using IE6 as my browser, which is no longer supported by Google so my Gmail is all over the place, I can't post on blogger anymore and I keep being told I need to upgrade.

Sigh...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 August, 2011, 01:42:15 AM
because whilst walking the dog the other day I saw, I think, the saddest sight I've seen all year, a drownded snowman:

(http://i.imgur.com/tPWaJ.jpg)

How like my own life, how like my hopes and dreams, how like my childhood. It was such an existential landmine in my path that I'm surprised I didn't jump in next to the thing and be done with it. Damn you, Philosophical Angst!  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 20 August, 2011, 01:48:03 AM
That is depressing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 20 August, 2011, 01:48:03 PM
because next Thursday I have to interview for my own job.

sigh...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 August, 2011, 01:58:05 PM
I'm sure Richmond will re-hire you without any problems...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 27 August, 2011, 04:01:29 PM
Well I have to go in for an opperation on my left brest (down boys) It's nothing major and I will be in and out of hospital the same day.

But untill it was fully diagnosed I was thinking some very dark thoughts.

Yesterday My Pre-opperation assessment went Ok  so assume that my "Excision of papilloma and Hadfields procedure" will proceed on Sept 7th.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 27 August, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
best wishes and get well soon Doc
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 August, 2011, 06:40:26 PM
Yes, best wishes, Doc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 August, 2011, 08:52:53 PM
All the best Doc  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 27 August, 2011, 10:47:38 PM
All the best Doc :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Pete Wells on 27 August, 2011, 11:07:28 PM
Breast wishes Doc! Seriously though, hope all is well my lovely x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 27 August, 2011, 11:27:21 PM
More "all the bests" from this corner Doc. We're having a bit of a family health wobble at the moment, so until we know where we stand I can sympathise with the dark thoughts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 27 August, 2011, 11:28:59 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 20 August, 2011, 01:48:03 PM
because next Thursday I have to interview for my own job.

sigh...

There's a lot of that about, mate. Get in there and knock em for six!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 28 August, 2011, 10:42:30 AM
Best wishes to Doc and all those boarders having health probs at the moment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 06 September, 2011, 04:09:38 PM
Must admit I am getting somewhat nervous now...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 06 September, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
All the best doc!  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 06 September, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
Hope all goes well, Doc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Banners on 07 September, 2011, 07:57:55 AM
Take care, Doc - am sure it will all go well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 07 September, 2011, 11:20:04 AM
Thinking of you Doctor Alt8 at this stressful time for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 07 September, 2011, 01:42:52 PM
Best wishes Doc, and to anyone else having health problems at the moment. I seem to know quite a few people who are ill right now.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 07 September, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
Hope it all goes well and you recover swiftly Doc. *hugs*
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 September, 2011, 03:44:26 PM
Best of luck, Doc. Hope it all goes well.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 07 September, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Little Sophie fell off her scooter today and face planted the pavement. Wasn't good and 2 hours at the hospital straight after work. She now proudly shows off her chipped tooth and split lip.



Take care Doc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 September, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 07 September, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Little Sophie fell off her scooter today and face planted the pavement. Wasn't good and 2 hours at the hospital straight after work. She now proudly shows off her chipped tooth and split lip.

Ouch!  Still, has to be done, at least once.  Baby teeth I hope?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 08 September, 2011, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 07 September, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Little Sophie fell off her scooter today and face planted the pavement. Wasn't good and 2 hours at the hospital straight after work. She now proudly shows off her chipped tooth and split lip.



Take care Doc.

Thanks, survived the opperation AOK and no side effects from the aneisthetic.

Might I advise you to concider the benifts of covering your child in bubble-wrap?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 08 September, 2011, 05:00:11 PM
Glad to hear it all went Ok doc!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 08 September, 2011, 06:35:29 PM
Happy for you doc.

Yeh it was a baby tooth. I personally wouldn't have taken her to the hospital but the missus rang NHS direct and the operator advised us to take her down.
All's well though.






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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 08 September, 2011, 06:43:57 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 08 September, 2011, 04:52:17 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 07 September, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Little Sophie fell off her scooter today and face planted the pavement. Wasn't good and 2 hours at the hospital straight after work. She now proudly shows off her chipped tooth and split lip.



Take care Doc.

Thanks, survived the opperation AOK and no side effects from the aneisthetic.

Might I advise you to concider the benifts of covering your child in bubble-wrap?


Good news!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 08 September, 2011, 06:57:20 PM
Good news that  it went well Doc and a swift recovery for the broken toothed one vzzbux.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 September, 2011, 09:38:37 PM
My 2 year old niece lopped off the tip of her finger in a door yesterday.
I am not a believer is superstition so things happening in three's is bolox.





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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 11 September, 2011, 09:55:13 PM
congrats doc
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 12 September, 2011, 07:27:18 AM
Glad to hear its all good Doc.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 September, 2011, 05:20:05 PM
The wound is rather sore now. I hope that's a good sign I''m .... scared to look!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 14 September, 2011, 06:31:16 PM
Because I can't find comic-related work experience! I know it doesn't compare to all of your problems, but sitll :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 14 September, 2011, 09:55:45 PM
Quote from: willthemightyW on 14 September, 2011, 06:31:16 PM
Because I can't find comic-related work experience! I know it doesn't compare to all of your problems, but sitll :(

Hey if you have Artistic talent, you shouldn't confine yourself to one medium. I shall share with you a nugget of my mother's wisdom. She's a professional freelancer. Produce a drawing for every Birthday, the richer and better connected the recipient, the more effort you should put into it. Paint land/cityscapes of your own town, galleries will but them off you if they're good enough.  All the while you'll be increasing your portfolio/repetoire.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 16 September, 2011, 04:17:12 PM
Given that the UK doesn't really have a comics industry outside Dundee or Rebellion's offices that's not so surprising but keep trying just in case you're lucky. I would say get into illustration to keep the money coming in and the skills sharp whilst doing small press work on the side until you get a break. Oh and network like crazy.

I don't know how old you are so apologies if I am completely wrong here but if you are talking about the sort of work experience thing you have to do for school you could do worse than try and find a placement with a printers or publishers to get an idea of the processes involved in publishing your work.

This is quite an interesting and useful site which might have more advice :http://thebloghorn.org/

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 18 September, 2011, 10:44:00 AM
The slightly frayed connection on me Wacom gave up the ghost and the thing is bust for good.

Now next week's food budget has gone on a replacement and I've got a long long time pre delivery without digital drawing equipment...

on the plus side, it gives everyone a rest from my tireless stream of mediocre artwork!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 21 September, 2011, 01:56:35 PM
The truck driver that almost killed me and succeeded in destroying my car is saying that I pulled out into his lane instead of the other way around, so the insurance company wants me to settle for half the payout and accept that my no claims will be affected




ffffuuuuck >:(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Matt Timson on 21 September, 2011, 02:41:03 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 21 September, 2011, 01:56:35 PM
The truck driver that almost killed me and succeeded in destroying my car is saying that I pulled out into his lane instead of the other way around, so the insurance company wants me to settle for half the payout and accept that my no claims will be affected




ffffuuuuck >:(

Ah... My favourite insurance scam (the insurance company being the scam artist, of course).  You both get hammered and both lose your no claims bonus.  I wonder who benefits from this? 

When I first started driving, this practice seemed to be incredibly rare, but these days it seems to happen to everyone I know that is involved in a collision.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Matt Timson on 21 September, 2011, 02:42:19 PM
And- just to put all of your problems (and mine) into perspective:

http://minimumcover.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/and-then-there-was-silence/

It's quite upsetting- so give it a miss if you're already feeling miserable.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 September, 2011, 03:26:34 PM
Bloody hell...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 21 September, 2011, 03:27:27 PM
Quote from: Matt Timson on 21 September, 2011, 02:42:19 PM
And- just to put all of your problems (and mine) into perspective:

http://minimumcover.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/and-then-there-was-silence/

It's quite upsetting- so give it a miss if you're already feeling miserable.

Grim.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: johnnystress on 21 September, 2011, 03:33:02 PM
think I'll give that a miss for now
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 21 September, 2011, 08:02:46 PM
A horrific tale and very moving. It's the casual indifference of some Drivers that's truly chilling. I'm sure we've all damned inconvenient Road closures.  Puts it all grimly into perspective very eloquently.  :(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2011, 10:22:47 AM
'cos I'm back on the cigs after 6 years clean. I kidded myself that it was just a blip while I was on holiday, brought about by a lack of my usual '*ahem* smoking materials, but several weeks later I'm spending my workbreaks huddling in the horrible little bus-shelter thing with the rest of the addicts. Now I have to do that whole 'giving up' thing again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 22 September, 2011, 12:09:02 PM
(http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/48458/621463/prt_1283969548.jpg)


(http://freedom2choose.info/images/quit-kit.gif)


Got mine through the post today. Free.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 01 October, 2011, 09:45:25 PM
today my uncule (how do you spell it) died well we found out he died today when a family retilve called and say they think he had died he was not very sochibile and keeps to him self thro im not to broken up I hade not realy seen him sins my nan died when I was 5

o and to top it all the litile fuckeres round where we live stole oure door bell just now (thats atachily funney as that the best they could do its perfetick)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Batman's Superior Cousin on 01 October, 2011, 10:10:54 PM
My condolences to the death of your Uncle Cyberleader2000
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: klute on 05 October, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Because it seems the 2000ad is missing some casefiles :( just hoping its in a need of updating what stock is lying around waiting to be sold
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 October, 2011, 05:08:51 PM
'Cos I'm back at work after a blissful week off (I'm on a long shift too - today's shift seems to be lasting longer than my week off!); and not only that but I'm having to go through the stress of quitting smoking again after being stupid enough to fall back into the habit after 6 years off. *sigh*

Never mind, the faces of all my Man Utd loving colleagues were worth coming in for!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 25 October, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
Oh NICE ONE Libarary... you've buggered up your flash progrme by refusing to update so now I can't do anything on facebook that invoules graphics....  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2011, 07:30:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8845395/Gay-barman-Stuart-Walker-killed-and-set-on-fire.html
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 26 October, 2011, 04:06:06 PM
That kind of thing makes you disgusted to be living in this country...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 26 October, 2011, 04:06:06 PM
That kind of thing makes you disgusted to be living in this country...

Where would you suggest moving to?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
Well, seems you asked bren-dan I suggest you move off the edge of a cliff and take your internet bullying with you. Prick.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 03:02:53 PM
Quote from: George Dread on 27 October, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
Well, seems you asked bren-dan I suggest you move off the edge of a cliff and take your internet bullying with you. Prick.

"Bren-dan"? "Internet bullying"? "Prick"?

What the fuck are you quacking on about?

I was just interested to know which land of milk & honey had no (allegedly) hate-based crime? Where homosexuality - or any other minorities - were treated so much better than the shameful, "disgusting" country we live in at the moment.

If I was someone like SmallBlueThing I'd probably report your post to the Moderators. Possibly with a "sad face" emoticon attached.

But I'm not.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 03:08:12 PM
Yeah because you just had to didn't you? Because in Bren-dan world its all so cut and dried.  And I'll quack all I fucking like and not give a monkey's spunk of what oily snaky fucks like you have to say in your all knowing way about it. Get me?
\
You get off on being nasty. You're the kind who keeps kicking dogs and complains to animal control when the sad mutt bites you.

We know the world is shit but you've taken great pleasure in letting us know you knew it first. And SBT has never had a reason to report me. You on the other hand have. I'm sure you know the fucking way.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 03:14:10 PM
Quote from: George Dread on 27 October, 2011, 03:08:12 PM
Yeah because you just had to didn't you. Because in Bren-dan world its all so cut and dried.  And I'll quack all I fucking like and not give a monkey's spunk of what oily snaky fucks like you have to say in your all knowing way about it. Get me?

I love the way you've cleverly hyphenated my name - really has put me in my place.
But please, do continue with the splenetic, spittle-flecked posts. You don't appear at all unhinged.

PS Snakes aren't oily, they're quite dry to the touch
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 03:17:26 PM
Wow you've mastered internet baiting.

Some one got tied to a chair and burnt so the world found out how fucking clever you are And I'll accept you have the authority to call me unhinged when you get that moon on a stick you so fervently desire.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 03:20:33 PM
Quote from: George Dread on 27 October, 2011, 03:17:26 PM
Wow you've mastered internet baiting.

Some one got tied to a chair and burnt so the world found out how fucking clever you are And I'll accept you have the authority to call me unhinged when you get that moon on a stick you so fervently desire.

No George, someone made a comment about how disgusting the country was, and I asked where they would suggest moving to. I suppose because it seemed a rather glib comment, and didn't appear to be based on anything factual.

Then you went a bit mental.

And here we are.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 03:24:30 PM
You even calm down by condescending.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 October, 2011, 03:26:40 PM
Why don't we all just move to Chillaxville? Or at least book a holiday there...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 03:28:19 PM
Quote from: George Dread on 27 October, 2011, 03:24:30 PM
You even calm down by condescending.

What part of my original post was anything other than calm, George?

Even my use of the expletive "fuck" in the sentence "what the fuck are you quacking on about?" was more an expression of bewilderment after your frankly bizarre hyphenation of my name, accusations of bullying and calling me a prick.

Deep breaths, George. Deep breaths.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 03:37:17 PM
I'm breathing just fine. Just wanted to point out Bren-dan, that are a pushy bully. Every time you post something it contains a snipe at someone. You're without conscience. And use it only to escalate your position. I'm figuring you have psychopathic tendencies. Anyway. That's my good deed for the day. Twerp.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: brendan1 on 27 October, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Cheers, George. You've certainly come out of this well so far.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 27 October, 2011, 03:40:58 PM
I really don't mind looking a cunt when dealing with them [cunts]. You deserve all you give quite frankly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: 500 on 27 October, 2011, 03:42:28 PM
Thats enough now! Stop before I have to lock this topic and issue bans
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 October, 2011, 03:44:54 PM
Come on, guys. Get a private chat room. www.paltalk.com (http://www.paltalk.com) has millions of 'em, all for free, so you can continue your discussion in private. You can come back and let us know who "won" when you're done.

Incidentally, we use PalTalk on Wednesday night for chatting and such. Click on the Yap Shop image in my sig for more info (if I've set it up right, that is - it may just lead to a pornographic bingo roulette site in Uganda).

*edit: Sorry, 500 - didn't mean to step on your toes there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: 500 on 27 October, 2011, 03:50:43 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 October, 2011, 03:44:54 PM
*edit: Sorry, 500 - didn't mean to step on your toes there.

Not a problem!  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 28 October, 2011, 05:59:09 PM
Because it's taken me all day to get my parents damned internet machine to connect and my phone thinks its in the Republic whenever I'm in their house. Basically I've been cut off from the outside world on the last day of my Holiday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 09 November, 2011, 11:33:57 PM
my brother in law collapsed yesterday.he has three brain tumors which are inoperable.due to a family falling out 6 years ago we havent been as close ,and that has been enhanced by his wife... its shit, we only found out cos his eldest phoned her nan cos she felt she had a right to know which makes us wonder if we were ever going to be told?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 November, 2011, 11:44:55 PM
That sucks, Mogz.

Antineoplastons have been reported to be efficacious against brain cancers - http://www.burzynskiclinic.com/

Documentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be1ihuZNg84
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 10 November, 2011, 12:03:29 AM
we dont have a full story yet apparently hes having meds to shrink them but as far as we know just to extend life expectancy all our info is coming from his eldest girl who is naturally devastated we dont even know if shes "allowed" to tell us anything and his wife hasnt been in touch even with his mum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2011, 12:08:53 AM
Jeez. Families, huh? I wish him well, Mogz, and all your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 10 November, 2011, 12:12:54 AM
cheers sharky its making me wonder if lifes too short re: a row with my sis whom ive not spoken to for 3 years
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2011, 12:19:08 AM
Yeah, times like this show you what's really important in life. (preach, preach, preach - sorry)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mogzilla on 10 November, 2011, 04:20:46 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2011, 12:19:08 AM
Yeah, times like this show you what's really important in life. (preach, preach, preach - sorry)
[/quohey,preach all ya want it were all her fault,if shed just admit she was wrong and apologise to me the wife and mini then fine instaed she called me "dead to her" in front of my child....
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Post by: Trout on 10 November, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Sorry to hear that, Mogz. Take care, mate.
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Post by: mogzilla on 13 November, 2011, 08:02:24 PM
its getting weirder. while his mum and sister have been hertbroken as we have now found out the cancer is proinent thoughout his body including his liver and kidneys he has been home and having parties...fair enuff you'd think,but he hasnt phoned his mum at all ...there was a bit of bother a few years ago which theyve started and hes apparently disowned all his side in favour of the richer side that are his wifes and his neighbours and even his wifes colleagues  (several parties) and no apparent concern or thought for his mum whos nearly 80 and hasnt done anyone any harm ...hes a snob and makes a big show of how much money he has due to a work injury which i think was overplayed a bit for the compo...so my wife is like me and has mixed feelings about it all we used to be close...but how he's treating us all ...

   his wife is acting like shes just bought a hamster no emotion at all ,she didnt when her parents died withn a couple of weeks of each other and her (poorer) sister died of cancer 3 days after being diagnosed...

  we really think if his eldest hadnt told us they wouldnt have ,we might have found out after the funeral.

  families eh? ::)
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 November, 2011, 05:02:08 PM
I didn't know about the condition of Bill Mantlo, ex-Marvel writer (Hulk, Micronauts, ROM, Cloak & Dagger).

Upsetting stuff.

Tragic Tale:
http://www.lifehealthpro.com/2011/11/07/tragic-tale
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 November, 2011, 09:33:41 PM
I keep forgetting that you're supposed to take glasses off with both hands and not just take them off with one hand when you take my glasses off. I did it again, just as I was about to go in the bath. I wanted to put them back on again and take them off again with two hands but I just couldn't do it.

Specsavers went to all that trouble to design and print a leaflet about how I should take care of glasses and I ignore it. I just go ahead and be the selfish son of a bitch I always be. This is how I repay Specsavers when they give me two pairs of glasses for the price of one, two cases for the price of one and a leaflet on taking care of glasses. I pay lip service to the message of the leaflet and then I just forget to follow its instructions. I just fucking forget.


Also, while I was in the bath I almost went from butthole to face with the same handful of lather.


I think it's safe to say that my life is in a tailspin right now.

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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 November, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
I did it at least 3 more times today.
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Post by: TordelBack on 18 November, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 18 November, 2011, 06:53:07 PM
I did it at least 3 more times today.

In three separate baths, or three times in one? 

My top tip is to actually keep your arse under the water, that way the lather will wash off you hand between bottom and phisiog. 
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 November, 2011, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 November, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
I can't decide if I love Moves Like Jagger more than Swagger Jagger.
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Post by: TordelBack on 18 November, 2011, 08:42:49 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 18 November, 2011, 07:04:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 November, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
I can't decide if I love Moves Like Jagger more than Swagger Jagger.

Normally I'd plead nolo contondere, but you should keep these things plausible, Krustabi.  That decision is easy, even for me: one is by Maroon 5, my most hated of all colour-titled bands.  At least that Cher thing might grow up one day.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 November, 2011, 06:17:37 PM
I saw this homeless person who was only wearing a t-shirt walking towards me so naturally I crossed the street to avoid him. But then it occurred to me that he might have just had a limp.

He had been gone for a while so I went back over the street to where I was standing but then another homeless person came along and actually spoke at me. He had a sensible winter coat and a backpack on so how was I supposed to know he was homeless
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Post by: Van Dom on 28 November, 2011, 02:26:11 PM
Well, its finally happened. Been on the cards for a while but was just told our company is closing down and I've been made redundant.
Merry fuckin Christmas.
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Post by: Bhuna on 28 November, 2011, 02:32:40 PM
Bloody Hell DvD, that is shit news man  :(
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Post by: Spaceghost on 28 November, 2011, 02:36:22 PM
Aw shit. That's awful Van Dom. What a time of year to be told.

Try to stay positive though, I work for a company who's biggest client was a certain bank that went tits up and there were very heavy redundancies here. Most of my mates were made redundant (I, luckily, managed to hang on) and pretty much all of them found work again within a couple of months.

They all seem happier now as well. These things can seem bad at the time but they often end up presenting you with new opportunities too. Chin up and happy xmas.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 28 November, 2011, 02:42:23 PM
Eek, that's well rough DVD.
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Post by: TordelBack on 28 November, 2011, 02:47:33 PM
Feck's sake Dirk, that's awful, and worse timing.  Just in time to enjoy the promised cuts in social welfare.  My sympathies.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 November, 2011, 02:56:11 PM
Absolutely terrible, and terribly timed, Dirk. My sympathies to you- and i hope you find something new and better with great speed!

SBT
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Post by: Trout on 28 November, 2011, 03:04:22 PM
Yeah, Dirk, that's terrible. Very sorry to hear that.

I hope you find something else soon. What sort of company is it?

- Trout
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Post by: Dandontdare on 28 November, 2011, 09:26:29 PM
Ah, bummer. Best of luck finding better paid and generally more fabulous employment in the new year.
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Post by: Van Dom on 28 November, 2011, 10:02:13 PM
Thanks fellas. Appreciate the words. I know I'm only one of many going through this very thing. Thing is, I remember this happening to my Dad in the 80s and because he ended up out of work for so long it ultimately destroyed his marriage and my parents ended up separating. Life was hell for me and my brother and sister back then. But it aint gonna happen here. The place is staying open til January 20th so at least it will see me through christmas. Then it will be decision time. Half thinking this is a great opportunity to "re-invent" myself. I've been in the printing industry for nearly 20 years and the printing industry is basically dead, so I need to do something different. The only other "skill" I have that I am half good at is speaking Japanese, and there are definitely opportunities there, but I am a good bit of being fluent so there is work to do. I would also need to get the JLPT 1 to have a chance at some jobs. So --- possibly head over to Japan for six months/a year, get into an advanced language course, immerse myself in it completely and really get a grip on it, then see what I can do with that. Means uprooting the kids from school, renting out the house and all but........maybe that's the way to go.

Thanks again for the support guys.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 28 November, 2011, 10:19:37 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 28 November, 2011, 10:02:13 PM
I've been in the printing industry for nearly 20 years and the printing industry is basically dead, so I need to do something different.

I didn't know that - my dad set up a small scale printers and stationers in the late sixties, which my brother took over when he retired in the 90s. My mum, and later my sister-in-law, did the books, my aunty was the cleaner and there were about half a dozen other staff. I was often given "voluntary" (not) jobs in the school and uni holidays too, delivering, collating or weed clearing in the yard. The smell of litho ink sets off loads of memories for me.

Sadly, the firm went bust in 2006 and my brother, nearing 50, had to work for somebody else for the first time in his life. (not all bad though - he said to me "isn't it great to just be able to walk out at 5 o'clock?") When nobody wants to pay somebody else for invoices, order books, receipts, menus, business cards etc any more, business is hard.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 November, 2011, 03:22:53 AM
Sorry to hear about the bad news Van Dom.
I can only echo other people ideas but it looks as if you have already made your mind up which is a positive step forward. Perhaps this venture was always in the back of your mind and you just needed a slight push towards your end goal, this being it.
I wish you good luck in whatever you decide to do!
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Post by: paddykafka on 29 November, 2011, 12:50:29 PM
Just want to add my "Good Luck" to you as well, Van Dom. Hope things work out for the better.
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Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 29 November, 2011, 06:26:08 PM
Terrible news, Dirk. You have my sympathies, hopefully you'll find something else soon.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 November, 2011, 06:37:46 PM
Glad to hear you're positive, Van Dom, as one door closes and all that. Best of luck with whatever you decide to do, fella.
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Post by: Mikey on 29 November, 2011, 07:53:30 PM
That definitely spugs Dirk - but if you get the chance, jump for Japan! I'm sure the kids would love the change of scenery and who knows where it might lead?

M.
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Post by: staticgirl on 03 December, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
Awful news - I'm glad you have a back up skill you can develop!
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Post by: johnnystress on 03 December, 2011, 04:01:14 PM
After a dope in a truck destroyed my car and almost killed me my insurance is now 660 euros.  >:(
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Post by: Hoagy on 03 December, 2011, 04:38:39 PM
Shop around?
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Post by: johnnystress on 03 December, 2011, 05:33:16 PM
My current insurer is quoting 792
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 December, 2011, 08:12:25 PM
Herman Cain suspended his campaign.  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
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Post by: Hoagy on 03 December, 2011, 10:23:01 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 03 December, 2011, 05:33:16 PM
My current insurer is quoting 792

Tsk
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Post by: Dunk! on 04 December, 2011, 10:55:06 AM
I spent 4 hours on Sat in Coventry A&E awaiting an Eye specialist as the results from my recent screening had them thinking the retna was detaching in my right eye, only to be told matter-of-factly, after 4 hrs, that it probably isn't a detaching retna as that would have degraded a lot quicker since the screening, but can I come back monday morning to check 'cos that's when the eye department is open.

Hell.
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Post by: TordelBack on 04 December, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
Feck Dunk, that's a stressful one.  Hope it works out okay on Monday.

And johnnystress - that really spugs.  Dealing with the insurance industry can be the most frustrating experience known to man.  Nothing makes any sense, and despite assurances of actuarial tables quotes appear to be virtually random.
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Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 05 December, 2011, 06:35:00 PM
Hope things went okay for you today, Dunk
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 05 December, 2011, 10:27:41 PM
...because my seventy-five year old father got pickpocketed in town while getting on a bus, had his wallet lifted, and because he is elderly and disabled he had his pin numbers in his wallet. As a result he's had his account cleaned out and his cards maxed. Just before xmas.

SBT
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Post by: TordelBack on 05 December, 2011, 10:37:42 PM
Ah fuck, the lousy scrotes.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 05 December, 2011, 11:06:39 PM
Thats really shit SBT, this sort of thing really get me going, only the worst sort of scumbag targets the most vunerable, and unfortunatly there seem to be plenty of them. Shitbags.

David
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Post by: staticgirl on 06 December, 2011, 12:06:32 PM
Oh the poor man - SBT. That is completely horrible. The nasty shits who did that deserve everything karma will throw at them. Which it will as people like that tend to die young.
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Post by: von Boom on 06 December, 2011, 03:55:41 PM
Fucking hell SBT. All the best to you and your father. Hopefully the police and the banks will set things right for him.

Not that I wouldn't be up for a round scrot bashing if the opportunity arose.

JvB
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 December, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
Thanks guys, luckily he's taking it philosophically and saying that it's "only money" and "at least I didn't get stabbed". He spent five minutes last night waxing lyrical about the "skills of the professional thief", and claims to be "quite impressed" by the talent involved.

Which of course is him just covering. He's gutted, ashamed and embarrassed- as shown by him not telling me for four days. My immediate response is to go down town and stake out that busstop on the offchance of seeing this fucker in action and then cutting his fucking head off.

SBT
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 December, 2011, 04:17:54 PM
Dunk sorry to hear that mate and I hope things aren't as bad as you thought.

SmallBlueThing what a shit thing to happen. I hope with all this CCTV and the timings they catch the bastards who did this!
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Post by: paddykafka on 07 December, 2011, 12:24:56 PM
All the best re yer Grandad, SBT. Hope he'll get over what happened soon. Fingers crossed that the pond-life who robbed him are caught and given the "Justice" they deserve.

Best regards - Paddy Kafka
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 December, 2011, 01:23:23 PM
Cheers Paddy, but it's my dad- my grandads have both been dead 30 years! But thanks- i saw him today, and he seems fine.

SBT
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Post by: radiator on 12 December, 2011, 07:40:12 PM
Me and my girlfriend recently got the go-ahead to purchase our dream flat in London on a part-buy/part-rent scheme.

So, after beginning the whole process months ago, and spending serious money on solicitors and various other (non-refundable) fees, going through the process of applying for (and getting) the mortgage, having to fill in myriad forms, dealing with tonnes of paperwork/admin, and attending countless boring meetings, not to mention all the time spent viewing properties, endlessly reading/researching the whole process and the agonising few weeks waiting to hear if we had secured the flat we really wanted...

...I have just received an email telling me that our application was approved in error and that they are pulling the plug on the whole thing.

May just be a result of incompetence at their end - they have made plenty of errors before this - but if they dig their heels in, we'll be out of pocket hundreds and hundreds of pounds, and our new home vanishes before our eyes in the puff of smoke, just in time for Christmas.
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Post by: willthemightyW on 02 January, 2012, 09:23:17 PM
This isn't really a serious problem so I almost feel bad posting it here. But my local comic shop is closing down at the end of the month :( Brilliant staff and stock, s'only been open for a year and a bit. Will miss them, not encouraging for comics really. Drowning my sorrows watching taxi driver, am now seriously considering becoming travis bickle.
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Post by: johnnystress on 03 January, 2012, 09:05:44 AM
Obligatory 'back to work after the holidays' moan
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Post by: Spikes on 18 January, 2012, 08:10:21 PM
Pranged the works van today, smashed front light and dent in the side panel, and this coming an hour after id already had one rollocking over some tools that had been mislayed, ......that were eventually found.
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Post by: Gonk on 19 January, 2012, 10:24:30 AM
..of z grade celebrities such as Alex Reid.
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Post by: staticgirl on 19 January, 2012, 03:48:49 PM
... I've had this cough for a month now, it helped make Christmas rubbish and I'm still feeling under the weather.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 January, 2012, 04:04:55 PM
...very few people seem to want to contribute to the "Thanks, Ron" project. I'm going to look like a right tool when I send him a comic with fewer than 20 contributions in it :(
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Post by: Rog69 on 22 January, 2012, 08:05:50 PM
.....Because it seems likely that the second phase of HS2 will pass through or pretty damn close to the village I live in.
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Post by: Gonk on 22 January, 2012, 09:27:50 PM
That's depressing, losing all that countryside. But what's to do, what's to do?
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 January, 2012, 03:44:38 AM
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just once I would like to be able to watch a anime legends DVD box set and there not be some arrrrrrrrrr stupid glitich on one of the disks in the english audieo it happened on seed it happend on gundam 00 it's now done it on eureka seven but this is the worst usichily its a audieo bug for a frachion of a  second this time o nooooooooo the auideo cuits out for a whole 2 seconds the first 2 time it was anoying but not that bad as chateres werent speacking but the 3rd time its right in the midile of a sentens I tell you its conspericy by dub hateres arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: Gonk on 23 January, 2012, 07:23:04 AM
hi Cyberleader, don't chuck the frugging thing up the wall in your frustration!
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Post by: Gonk on 23 January, 2012, 07:28:36 AM
They're planning to build a shopping complex on a nearby playing field. :'(
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Post by: chaingunchimp on 23 January, 2012, 09:02:07 AM
lost my mp3 player over the weekend, gah all that lovely music.
damn you alcohol!
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Post by: mogzilla on 23 January, 2012, 09:28:57 PM
my mum in laws gone to hospital ,shes 79 and rang up for my wife whos still not back since she took her at 4pm.wifes not got her mobile so its a worry not knowing whats going on  :(
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 January, 2012, 09:32:13 PM
Hope all turns out well, Mogz.
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Post by: TordelBack on 23 January, 2012, 11:50:27 PM
Aye, fingers crossed Mogzilla.
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Post by: Gonk on 24 January, 2012, 11:07:28 AM
They are going to cut down some big old lime and beech trees in a field at the bottom of my garden to make way for a shopping complex. :'(
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Post by: ICONIC_TM on 24 January, 2012, 11:23:02 AM
Life Spugs because of particularly nasty little click!
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Post by: Gonk on 25 January, 2012, 12:19:07 PM
Still no "Return to Armageddon" in this years Rebellion releases.

Next year maybe?
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Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 04 February, 2012, 04:03:25 PM

I was mugged three weeks ago by two young local boys. My christmas present & other stuff was stollen.

Worse Adrian has had his benifits cut. Now he can bearly afford to live and might even have to move (Virtually impossible because of all the medieval equipment he has stored at his place...
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Post by: TordelBack on 04 February, 2012, 04:09:32 PM
Ouch Doc, that's rough. The little bastards and the benefits both.
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Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 04 February, 2012, 04:16:16 PM
Yep I am seriously concidering (If there is a market for it) posing for some "Crusader Porn" photos so we can make some much needed money
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Post by: TordelBack on 04 February, 2012, 04:29:30 PM
So conflicted now.
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Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 04 February, 2012, 04:40:01 PM
Why?  :o
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Post by: TordelBack on 04 February, 2012, 05:05:54 PM
Sorry Doc, being flippant.  I meant to suggest (jokingly) that my sympathy for your situation was now in conflict with my interest in seeing the crusader porn it may make possible...  It was a poor joke in worse taste.
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Post by: Spikes on 04 February, 2012, 06:16:07 PM
....the heavy cold i caught New Years day, that i never truly shifted, is back again. Or ive caught another strain thats been floating around. Either way im not out tonight with friends that ive not seen for a while. Not earth shattering stuff i know, but im fed up with being ill/coughing/snotty.  :(
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Post by: Darren Stephens on 04 February, 2012, 06:32:17 PM
Me too, Judge Jack. Had a cold on and off for about 8 weeks. It's come back this week, resulting in me feeling like utter shite for the last couple of days and staying in all day today. This is some manflu!
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Post by: Spikes on 04 February, 2012, 06:46:16 PM
Yep, its a swine, this particular batch. It does seem to linger around in people that catch it. There's a few people i work with that have had it on and off for about 8 weeks as well, so it would seem thats the way it runs.
Bugger.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 February, 2012, 09:13:36 PM
bloody PC has died, now using Sams iPad to do this. Come Monday the wallet will cry, as way too much money flies out of it  :'(
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Post by: staticgirl on 06 February, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
Yeah I'm still suffering from coughs and sneezes from early December.

Sorry to hear about the mugging and the benefits! that's some shite to put up with, Doc.
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Post by: locustsofdeath! on 09 February, 2012, 04:27:07 PM
Was informed this morning that I lost full custody of my two daughters. A year ago my soon-to-be ex-wife granted me full custody and I took care of them. Then out of nowhere she decided she wanted custody of them, and now I only get them three months out of the year.
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Post by: Emperor on 09 February, 2012, 04:36:04 PM
That is pretty shitty >:(
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 February, 2012, 05:07:43 PM
Sorry to hear that Locustie. I hope for your daughters sake that your soon to be ex sees sense. I have always believed that the children should have a say in this sort of thing but they always seem to be ignored. I hope it works out for you.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 09 February, 2012, 05:23:34 PM
That's terrible Locusts, and im really sorry to hear that. Id echo what cf says above, and i hope it eventually works out in your favour.

SBT
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Post by: von Boom on 09 February, 2012, 05:35:55 PM
That is damned unfair locust. No father should have their custody or access to their own children restricted at the whim of the mother. I hope the situation improves quickly.

JvB
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Post by: TordelBack on 09 February, 2012, 06:14:41 PM
Truly sorry to hear that Locusts, I literally can't imagine how devastated I'd feel in your shoes.  It seems particularly unfair, and almost unbelievable, given your situation (as I understand it) over the past few years. Really hope that things change for the better, and soon.
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Post by: Kerrin on 09 February, 2012, 07:41:00 PM
That's terrible news Locust. Thoughts are with you mate.
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Post by: locustsofdeath! on 09 February, 2012, 07:54:13 PM
Thanks fellows. In fairness to Adrene, she didn't push to take custody away from me. The problem is, we both live on opposite coasts now - me in PA, her in Oregon - so it's not possible for us to shuttle the girls back and forth every other weekend. The judge decided she get the majority of the custody.

What angers me is - she originally gave me full custody while she went out and pursued a career (her family is from Oregon and they gave her a place in the family business when she got out of the Air Force). I took care of the girls for round about a year, by myself. Both girls are excelling at school and are as happy as they can be in this situation. I also raised our 3-year-old practically by myself as, through no fault of her own, Adrene was deployed over half of our daughter's life. I felt I should have been granted the nine months custody and Adrene the three (summer) months. If it were the other way around, and I had given her full custody and gone off to set up my own life I would be lucky to get anything out of it.

Sorry to rant. Carry on.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 February, 2012, 08:18:46 PM
Sorry to hear about all this, Locusts. Glad you seem to have a fairly positive outlook, though, and that it's to do with convenience and not bad parenting. It still sucks, I know, and no half-baked platitudes of mine will ever change that.

My thoughts are with you and yours at this difficult time.
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Post by: flip-r mk2 on 09 February, 2012, 08:29:38 PM
Sorry to hear about this out Locusts, thoughts are with you.

filip
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Post by: vzzbux on 09 February, 2012, 09:02:06 PM
I think it's bullshit that the women tend to get the benefits when it comes to children. I think the atitude is arcaic and pretty much sexist. In this modern day of equal rights it appears it is equal rights when it suits.





V
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Post by: Dandontdare on 09 February, 2012, 09:24:45 PM
Shit man that's harsh, I feel for you.

Trying to see the positives, although it's not the same I know, it's easier than it's ever been to maintain a relationship at distance, and you can just plan and look forward to making those three months the best of the year for them so that they'll spend the othr nine looking forward to them.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 09 February, 2012, 11:21:27 PM
Locust. Just seen this. Gutted for you, mate. Seriously.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 09 February, 2012, 11:35:58 PM
great I was going to complain about stuf but then see locustsofdeath! post makes mine feal so cheap and petey sorie to here about your sitichioun I hope it works out for you.
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Post by: staticgirl on 12 February, 2012, 01:18:51 PM
Yeah I pretty much agree with vzzbux on this occasion. It shouldn't be weighted in favour of the woman but in favour of the parent who is most suited for a variety of reasons, probably different in every case.

My sympathies locusts, that is awful. It sounds like you and Adrene are planning to make the best of it though and I hope that things are relaxed a bit in the future and that your kids continue to be happy little souls.
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 12 February, 2012, 01:33:56 PM
That truly sucks big time locusts, I hope it works out somehow. All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 15 March, 2012, 05:47:20 PM
Well this is pretty horrible - I've known the dog's owner for 35+ years (he is a close family friend and my Dad has known his wife since they were kids) and the dog has been over here a few times, it was lovely, if a little mad, as most Spaniels are:

QuoteMonday 12th March a friend of mine was walking his Springer spaniel on Ainsdale Beach. He noticed three youngish men walking towards him with six dogs. He altered course and walked up the beach away from the tide line. Their dogs followed and a large brownish one attacked the Springer.

My friend tried to rescue his dog but was badly bitten on the hands and face. He later had to watch his dog being put down by the vet. He then had to attend A&E at Southport hospital were he was told by the surgeon that it was the worst hand injury by dog attack he had seen and was lucky that he would still have the use of it.

www.southport.gb.com/southport/news_list/Dangerous_Dogs_on_Ainsdale_Beach___Monday-51211736.htm

It seems pretty likely they'll catch them (as there have been updates in the story not published there) but it is still too late. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 16 March, 2012, 05:38:12 PM
Another argument for proper licensing for keeping animals and policing of said licenses. Some people shouldn't be allowed near animals full stop. I'm really sorry for your friend, his family and the poor spaniel.

My friends' 15 year old cat died last night. They can barely speak today and are just holding it together. :(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 16 March, 2012, 09:28:50 PM
My sisters cat was ripped apart by 2 Staffs last year, was very grim. Never caught them or their owner.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 March, 2012, 09:30:34 PM
Sorry to hear these tales of pet woe, chaps.  Horrible stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 24 March, 2012, 08:06:59 PM
Worst Holiday Ever.

Booked a wee Holiday home in Donegal with the family.

Left yesterday

Started with a 3 hour car journey with my sister's dog farting merrily all the way. if you don't know what a dog fart is like, I can assure you that you are missing out on one of mother nature's bitch moves.

That night, I discovered my matress was an assortment of randomly alligned springs with a thin layer of material wrapped around it. That, compounded by the Dog whining all night, meant I got maybe a full hour of sleep.

So I've cut my losses and I'm back home now. After a four and a half hour bus journey. Some people say a screaming child is the worst thing on public transport. They are full of wrong. The worst thing on public transport is a gaggle of gossiping middle-aged Irish women after you've had fuck all sleep.

Worst Holiday Ever (that didn't involve an airport).

But the worst thing?

I didn't catch a single damn fish. Now I actually have to fucking BUY food this week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: radiator on 24 March, 2012, 09:49:48 PM
I'm at some club night for my girlfriends birthday and I'm bored fucking shitless. I am, quite frankly, too old for this shit.

There is literally nothing about this whole thing that I am enjoying.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: radiator on 24 March, 2012, 10:28:11 PM
Rejoice! Everyone agreed it was a nightmare shithole and we have left!

I may be old, but at least my friends are old too!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 24 March, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
Over tired. Can't sleep  >:( :( :-* :| >:( :-* :-* :-* :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 March, 2012, 11:47:40 PM
Run into the wall repeatedly like everyone else.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 25 March, 2012, 12:03:10 AM
That didn't work.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 25 March, 2012, 11:17:22 AM
I went rushing to my local newsagent having escaped stalag luft (work) by going to the dentists. I breathkessly asked for the new 2000AD. "It's out Wednesday-this is Tuesday." said the newsagent.

:-[

Now I have angst mahhann.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 25 March, 2012, 12:00:01 PM
Got some more bad news for you, Z. It's Sunday.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 25 March, 2012, 12:41:31 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 25 March, 2012, 12:00:01 PM
Got some more bad news for you, Z. It's Sunday.

no way maahn! :o Oh it is. ;) Ah well three days to wait.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Phantom on 27 March, 2012, 10:07:26 PM
 :lol:

I get days mixed up aswell.

I just spent 30 min putting the kids toys away.
I spent 30 min this afternoon, latter went upstairs to clean teeth, came back no longer than 5 min - crap everywhere.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
My baby brother, in his infinite wisdom, bought my daughter a Sylvanian* Families starter set, opening us up to endless, simply endless future expense and foot injury.  She, of course, adores it, as do I.  But the true nightmare has only just been exposed.  A ill-judged google reveals that one set is a toyshop that sells Sylvanian Families houses.  Infinite recursion for anthropomorphic woodland creatures.  The horror.





*For some reason my wife and I have always called these 'Lesbanian Families', and it is an ongoing struggle not to continue to do so.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 March, 2012, 09:23:29 PM
Up till now I have kept my daughter away from this horror.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:26:48 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 28 March, 2012, 09:23:29 PM
Up till now I have kept my daughter away from this horror.

Keep it that way.  With your, errr, tendencies which are akin to my own, you'll fill the house with the beautiful hateful things in no time. I opened the door under the sink in Wren Farthing's cottage and was met with a teeny u-bend.  The damn thing is accurately plumbed in.  This is not good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 March, 2012, 09:30:38 PM
Why are you so afraid of letting your daughter hear the word "lesbian"?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
A ill-judged google reveals that one set is a toyshop that sells Sylvanian Families houses



You mean like a Sylvanian Estate Agent?

Don't you think we've had enough of them


Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 28 March, 2012, 09:30:38 PM
Why are you so afraid of letting your daughter hear the word "lesbian"?


She may shave her head and wear dungarees.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
Like all fathers, I'm all for my daughter embracing homosexuality.  No men, ever = good.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 09:35:51 PM

Two men good, one man bad.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:38:49 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 09:35:51 PM

Two men good, one man bad.

That's more my wife's perspective.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ming on 28 March, 2012, 09:43:07 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:26:48 PMI opened the door under the sink in Wren Farthing's cottage and was met with a teeny u-bend.  The damn thing is accurately plumbed in.

What you need is a Ro-Jaws figure... You could quietly remove all traces of Lesbanian Families figures and explain that they had to move out while Ro-Jaws takes care of the nasties in the pipes.

Or just have Mongrol smush Wren's cottage.  It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 28 March, 2012, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 09:20:59 PM
My baby brother, in his infinite wisdom, bought my daughter a Sylvanian* Families starter set, opening us up to endless, simply endless future expense and foot injury.  She, of course, adores it, as do I.  But the true nightmare has only just been exposed.  A ill-judged google reveals that one set is a toyshop that sells Sylvanian Families houses.  Infinite recursion for anthropomorphic woodland creatures.  The horror.





*For some reason my wife and I have always called these 'Lesbanian Families', and it is an ongoing struggle not to continue to do so.

Thanks for the tip - I have been looking for the perfect gift that my god-daughter will love and my mate will hate, this seems to be it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 28 March, 2012, 09:44:05 PM
Thanks for the tip - I have been looking for the perfect gift that my god-daughter will love and my mate will hate, this seems to be it.

It's not really a question of hate, more one of financial terror.  Have you seen the caravan set?  Have you?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 28 March, 2012, 10:19:49 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 10:15:44 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 28 March, 2012, 09:44:05 PM
Thanks for the tip - I have been looking for the perfect gift that my god-daughter will love and my mate will hate, this seems to be it.

It's not really a question of hate, more one of financial terror.  Have you seen the caravan set?  Have you?

I am blissfully ignorant of this entire phenomenon.

[Emp edit: du du du du der ]
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 March, 2012, 10:23:27 PM
£72.00
(http://www.toys-uk.co.uk/images/_lib/sylvanian-families-field-view-mill-21002052-0-1279709915000.jpg)




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 March, 2012, 10:34:11 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 28 March, 2012, 10:23:27 PM
£72.00

If it were anyone else, I'd ask "Do you know how many Vintage Collection figures that would buy you?".
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 28 March, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
QuoteKeep it that way.  With your, errr, tendencies which are akin to my own, you'll fill the house with the beautiful hateful things in no time. I opened the door under the sink in Wren Farthing's cottage and was met with a teeny u-bend.  The damn thing is accurately plumbed in.  This is not good.

My oldest girl has quite a bit of this. We got it in the good old Celtic tiger times, and to be honest it was mental expensive, but its great quailty.  It gets trotted out every couple of weeks and both girls knock great times out of it. Adverts.ie is a good place for second hand stuff.

The details are great. The house has a working Tiffany lamp in the hall and you can also get an An Post PO. Its all on front of you, TB.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 10:47:29 PM
Negative Equity hits Sylvania, I blame Lehmans (and Bertie).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 28 March, 2012, 10:55:41 PM
C'mon on, you cant blame Bertie for everything
Talking of FF, about a year ago, PEE was in buying a few bits where I work, one of the lads said 'thats €10 please'. He reached inside his coat and said 'where's that brown envelope gone, hawhawhaw'.  A lot of stunned looks in the shop, especially as it a wholesalers, small sales area and a good few people in it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 28 March, 2012, 11:03:23 PM
He's a card.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 31 March, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
Sylvanian Families just came out after I'd given up toys and I was secretly heartbroken. I was a big My Little Pony Collector for a couple of years. Sylvanian Families are lovely.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: critter on 04 April, 2012, 01:21:07 AM
So I went to start working on my costume for the Pittsburgh ComiCon, found the dog had chew the power cord in half. Then, the dog again, chewed my digital camera, no longer works. Once again, the dog chewed my cell phone. So I've had to replace all three items within four months. For the total of $120 USD.

critter
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 04 April, 2012, 05:15:32 AM
Cheaper to shoot the dog, no?

(No, I don;t mean that!)

My life spugs at the moment because I woke up this morning to find both of my legs COVERED in itchy red welts. Went to take a shower and, to my horror, more appeared on my back and belly.

I'm thinking this is a reaction to something. I'm also thinking it ITCHES LIKE HELL!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: critter on 04 April, 2012, 10:52:28 PM
Quote from: HdE on 04 April, 2012, 05:15:32 AM
Cheaper to shoot the dog, no?

(No, I don;t mean that!)

My life spugs at the moment because I woke up this morning to find both of my legs COVERED in itchy red welts. Went to take a shower and, to my horror, more appeared on my back and belly.

I'm thinking this is a reaction to something. I'm also thinking it ITCHES LIKE HELL!!!

Kinda sounds like bed bugs, more reasonably your theory than mine.

critter
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 April, 2012, 08:34:58 PM
We got a text yesterday from our site manager saying "Don't forget we are all working tomorrow, no more that 6 jobs if everybody turns in  :) "

Got in this morning and only a third turned in. The rest had been given the day off. We all had 6 jobs and I finished around 3 ish.

I want to pick your brains. Is this shit practice and does it warrant getting the union involved and there was a number of pissed off people on site this morning.



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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 April, 2012, 10:51:47 PM
Fluoxetine farts. Nary a minute goes by without me issuing forth a fresh blast of Zyklon B (for Butt). These farts have a bouquet of multiple smells going on. I swear to God I am going to shart whilst watching The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists tomorrow afternoon.

Yesterday I got a papercut on my left middle fingertip and it stung to shit. Now my fingertip looks like a fleshlight.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 06 April, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 06 April, 2012, 10:51:47 PMI swear to God I am going to shart whilst watching The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists tomorrow afternoon.

Please let this happen, please let this happen, please let this happen.

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 06 April, 2012, 10:51:47 PMYesterday I got a papercut on my left middle fingertip and it stung to shit. Now my fingertip looks like a fleshlight.

Have you tried... it on with your thumb?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 07 April, 2012, 01:25:25 AM
Quote from: David Cronenberg on 06 April, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Have you tried... it on with your thumb?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 07 April, 2012, 01:25:25 AM
Quote from: David Cronenberg on 06 April, 2012, 11:36:49 PM
Have you tried... it on with your thumb?

I must admit I was thinking about this (http://www.messandnoise.com/discussions/1102698) (NSFW) when I said it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 07 April, 2012, 08:07:44 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
I must admit I was thinking about this (http://www.messandnoise.com/discussions/1102698) (NSFW) when I said it.

That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 April, 2012, 07:29:18 PM
I didn't shart in the cinema, so it spugs for Emperor that he has to experience disappointment. But rest assured, Emperor, I am saving all my sharts for yyyoooooouuuuuu.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 07:49:54 PM
Why thank you, something to look forward to there.  :o

Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 07 April, 2012, 08:07:44 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
I must admit I was thinking about this (http://www.messandnoise.com/discussions/1102698) (NSFW) when I said it.

That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?

Foreplay.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 09 April, 2012, 09:17:38 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 07:49:54 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 07 April, 2012, 08:07:44 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 07 April, 2012, 02:45:44 AM
I must admit I was thinking about this (http://www.messandnoise.com/discussions/1102698) (NSFW) when I said it.
That is the weirdest thing i have seen in years. Why the two feet?
Foreplay.

I actually think that does happen :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 14 April, 2012, 02:05:26 PM
I'm having a dental nightmare. I have a front tooth crown/implant which is fused to my canine tooth. I had some root canal work on the canine recently, which seems to have weakened the foundations. This morning I woke, stretched and gritted my teeth too hard - there was a CRACK and now the two fused teeth are wobbling and hanging by a thread.

It's not really painful unless I move the teeth or try to eat, but it's been an absolute ball ache trying to get an emergency dentist. Can't be seen till 10 am tomorrow, so it's soup and more soup for me today. yum.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 April, 2012, 10:51:15 PM
My mates father in law has just been diagnosed with cancer, having messaged him I put a comparison up with our own Carlos. Carlos picked up on the message and sent him a good will reply. Can the Squirrel get any more Arsom.
(This is in this thread because of the nature)


V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 April, 2012, 12:37:53 AM
Quote from: vzzbux on 27 April, 2012, 10:51:15 PM
My mates father in law has just been diagnosed with cancer, having messaged him I put a comparison up with our own Carlos. Carlos picked up on the message and sent him a good will reply. Can the Squirrel get any more Arsom.
(This is in this thread because of the nature)


V

that's horrible obviously, but also kinda nice ... did your mate's father in law have any clue who Carlos was, or was he just puzzled by a message of support from some random Spanish guy?

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 April, 2012, 04:14:05 PM
My mates inlaws live in Bulgaria. Carlos messaged my mate on Facebook.
He is an outstanding character and my respect for Carlos has now gone into orbit.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 29 April, 2012, 01:34:48 PM
Is the squirrel the nicest man in comics or wot?

(good wishes t'wards your mate's f-i-l!)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 02 May, 2012, 06:14:42 PM
Life Spugs because they don't sell the dark judges tee shirts in my size :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 02 May, 2012, 06:44:29 PM
You're either a) Verrrry tiny or b) Verrrry Huge...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 03 May, 2012, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 02 May, 2012, 06:44:29 PM
You're either a) Verrrry tiny or b) Verrrry Huge...

that would be option B I usually wear size XXXL
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 May, 2012, 03:18:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 04 May, 2012, 01:46:10 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 03 May, 2012, 03:18:18 PM
I wish they made condoms small enough.

FTFY.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 11 May, 2012, 09:41:31 PM
Ants have got into our house and I uncovered my Dredd birthday cake to find it covered with the little bastards. Mrs Albion spent ages making it and we never got to eat it.

Ant Wars starts now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 11 May, 2012, 09:54:22 PM
My EX and my Daughter are playing silly buggers.
Probably should be in minor imped's but an totally fucked off at the moment.




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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 13 May, 2012, 09:15:16 PM
My daughter took a load of tablets on friday and spent the night in hospital. (Stupid girl).
The counceller booked an appointment to see her at 09:30 today at a clinic. Lo and behold no body was there for the appointment.
Why fucking bother.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 May, 2012, 09:25:31 PM
Shite V, that's an awful mess.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 13 May, 2012, 09:31:14 PM
Tell me about it, she is a very angry 15 year old at the moment. or should I say stoned. She took a gut full of Diazepam and paracetamol.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 May, 2012, 05:47:36 PM
I have broken out in a major acne attack for the frist time in years... and it started over a month ago. FTW I am TOO BLOODY OLD for this!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 16 May, 2012, 03:45:44 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 May, 2012, 05:47:36 PM
I have broken out in a major acne attack for the frist time in years... and it started over a month ago. FTW I am TOO BLOODY OLD for this!!!!

What does 'FTW' mean?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 18 May, 2012, 02:55:05 PM
F*** the world, I think.

I never stopped having acne thanks to a hormone imbalance. I am 39.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 May, 2012, 11:30:16 PM
My daughters in a fucked up place at the moment.





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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 21 May, 2012, 02:59:28 PM
I just did something that I thought VOWED id never do...........................

I joined Twitter....

Bloody hell my life is so empty.......... somebody just kill me now.....
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 22 May, 2012, 12:31:07 AM
...turned down paying colouring work...

It's just not enough and I've got SO MUCH ELSE to do. I very much need guidance in this area because I want to fit everything in but I work full time :( It's so painful having to turn someone away -
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 26 May, 2012, 12:40:36 PM
I had a similar situation recently and someone on this very forum advised me that you will be seen as reliable and trustworthy if you turn down work you can't handle rather than attempt it and fail, letting the commissioner down. The disappointment that you can't do something you want to do, however, is annoying.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 26 May, 2012, 11:25:16 PM
Re adult acne. Heartsease might be worth a go. I've known people who it's worked well for.
http://www.teapedia.net/heartsease-tea/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 27 May, 2012, 01:05:29 PM
Thanks very much for the recommendation. Unless it gets rid of polycystic ovary syndrome it is unlikely to work for me but you never know...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 27 May, 2012, 04:52:49 PM
Life spugs because my auntie was taken into hospital because of problems with her bowels and they've found a tumour that is obstructing her colon.  If she doesn't have it removed they say she'll never leave hospital but the operation has dangers too. My Dad and her two sons are sorting it all out (my uncle is involved but has the early stages of Alzheimers so...), but as her sons don't drive and the hospital is not easy to get to on public transport from here, so I'm on the list for helping ferry them to the hospital. So still early days but whatever happens it sounds like it'll be a bit unpleasant for the time being. :(

Also a crazy* American relative is in town and wants to see me, I am currently only leaving the house in disguise.

* Literally **

** Although I'm not one to talk, the first time she met me she thought I was in a fight outside a pub, kicking someone's head in who'd fallen to the ground. The actual explanation was not much better: A friend had decided to play a new game "Get the Emperor Off his Feet" and had failed (despite attacking me with a giant traffic cone, I still get pains in my shoulder from where he winged me with it), so I was walking down the road with him holding onto my ankle, being dragged behind me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 May, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
Hope things don't get you down Emperor.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 27 May, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 27 May, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
Hope things don't get you down Emperor.

Just trying to avoid saying "pain the arse" in context is keeping my mind busy. Only one has sneaked through so far but it is early days...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 27 May, 2012, 07:57:43 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 27 May, 2012, 07:02:11 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 27 May, 2012, 06:38:43 PM
Hope things don't get you down Emperor.

Just trying to avoid saying "pain the arse" in context is keeping my mind busy. Only one has sneaked through so far but it is early days...

Yeesh, hope that all gets taken care of. As for that crazy American relative, what is her royal station?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 May, 2012, 10:48:28 PM
Just found out my friend and his wife had a baby last Wednesday, but it died on Friday. I almost sent a jokey text a couple of days ago asking whether she'd spawned yet - so glad I didn't.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 30 May, 2012, 10:59:53 PM
Nothing to say. All I can do is close my eyes and feel that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 30 May, 2012, 11:06:46 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 30 May, 2012, 10:48:28 PM
Just found out my friend and his wife had a baby last Wednesday, but it died on Friday. I almost sent a jokey text a couple of days ago asking whether she'd spawned yet - so glad I didn't.

That's incredibly sad. DDD, I don't know your friend, but please let her know my thoughts are with her.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 May, 2012, 11:18:28 PM
I only met his wife very briefly once, and I haven't known him long - He's a barman at my local and  we bonded over a mutual love of Marvel comics and SF films. He's come round to my house twice to fix PC problems, sometimes taking hours, for no reward, and when I was experiencing a drought he introduced me to his weed dealer. Top bloke, I can't imagine what he's going through.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 31 May, 2012, 01:29:05 PM
That's horrific. DDD. Unimaginable.

All you can do is make yourself available for them, if they need you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 May, 2012, 01:45:49 PM
Quote from: Trout on 31 May, 2012, 01:29:05 PM
All you can do is make yourself available for them, if they need you.

I'd agree with this advice completely.  My brother-in-law and his wife lost their baby, my niece Alice, shortly after birth this time last year, and a friend and his wife lost twins the same way over a few days just after Christmas.  While both couples have dealt with the situation completely differently, the common theme was their need to talk about it openly, and from my perspective the fathers in particular, who perhaps have fewer avenues or precedents available to them.  Obviously don't force the issue, but really do try to make it clear that you're a willing ear whenever they want it. 

In my brother-in-law's case, my wife and I were actually there when Alice died (indeed my wife [an atheist] had to baptise the poor wee girl before she died, no religious types being available - to my eternal shame I couldn't bring myself to do it, a failure I'll be reliving the rest of my days), so that obviously made the talking easier. 

It's hard, but it's a palpable help at a difficult time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 31 May, 2012, 01:57:45 PM
Fuckin hell - it puts everyday problems into perspective.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 31 May, 2012, 03:04:06 PM
That is indeed horrible, DDD. And equally the experience you related tordleback. Ive had personal experience of the pain of losing a child, and it's still something my mind slips away from, refusing to think about it for longer than it takes my gut to churn. Unbelievably, there are degrees it seems, and both the posts above relate experiences that are horribly worse than ours was, but i will reiterate what has been said in response. Too many of our friends and family treated it like it was best not mentioned, and to this day my parents wont talk about it. The few people i could speak to are forever remembered as the best, and im forever grateful.

Thoughts and hopes to everyone involved.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 31 May, 2012, 06:34:46 PM
Being there is the best, and really only thing, you can do Emp , DD. On a more positive note you get it back in spades, as SBT says people remember who stood up/by them and do the same back.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 31 May, 2012, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 27 May, 2012, 04:52:49 PM
Life spugs because my auntie was taken into hospital because of problems with her bowels and they've found a tumour that is obstructing her colon.  If she doesn't have it removed they say she'll never leave hospital but the operation has dangers too. My Dad and her two sons are sorting it all out (my uncle is involved but has the early stages of Alzheimers so...), but as her sons don't drive and the hospital is not easy to get to on public transport from here, so I'm on the list for helping ferry them to the hospital. So still early days but whatever happens it sounds like it'll be a bit unpleasant for the time being. :(

Well it seems that the doctor being elliptical was confusing matters, which the consultant cleared up today. She wouldn't have been able to leave the hospital without a stent being fitted to open up her bowels again. They won't be removing the tumour as she is eighty and the cancer is already in her liver as well as her bowels. So they are sending her home and providing support but they won't tell us how long they think she's got (as that only happens in the films and for people convicted of blowing up airplanes, I assume). :(

[edit: Apparently the doctor has said it won't be long :( ]

Quote from: TordelBack on 31 May, 2012, 01:45:49 PM
Quote from: Trout on 31 May, 2012, 01:29:05 PM
All you can do is make yourself available for them, if they need you.

I'd agree with this advice completely.  My brother-in-law and his wife lost their baby, my niece Alice, shortly after birth this time last year, and a friend and his wife lost twins the same way over a few days just after Christmas.  While both couples have dealt with the situation completely differently, the common theme was their need to talk about it openly, and from my perspective the fathers in particular, who perhaps have fewer avenues or precedents available to them.  Obviously don't force the issue, but really do try to make it clear that you're a willing ear whenever they want it.

Or even somewhere to escape from it all for a while and watch a sci-fi film or two.

Everyone is different but it sounds like he has a lot of close friends and family to talk to, but there can be a finite number of times you can hear people say who sorry they are for your loss before it just becomes one big grief-soaked blur. Sometimes you just want to get away from it - walk up a large mountain, push down a tree or get shit-faced.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 02 June, 2012, 11:26:35 PM
I was trimming my toenail by hand but I took too much off.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 June, 2012, 09:51:43 PM
CL2K has spell checker.



V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 08 June, 2012, 09:18:14 PM
......Mrs Albion was going to work tonight and as she barely pulled away from the drive another car came along and hit her.

Thankfully she's OK but the car isn't. We have two days off booked for Monday and Tuesday. On Monday we are supposed to be taking her grandsons to Legoland. We may get a courtesy car as late as Tuesday but I will phone tomorrow to try and get one quicker.

:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 June, 2012, 09:20:50 PM
Phew, Albion, thank goodness your good lady is okay.  Beyond that, total pisser, but still...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 06 July, 2012, 04:10:52 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 31 May, 2012, 06:35:25 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 27 May, 2012, 04:52:49 PM
Life spugs because my auntie was taken into hospital because of problems with her bowels and they've found a tumour that is obstructing her colon.  If she doesn't have it removed they say she'll never leave hospital but the operation has dangers too. My Dad and her two sons are sorting it all out (my uncle is involved but has the early stages of Alzheimers so...), but as her sons don't drive and the hospital is not easy to get to on public transport from here, so I'm on the list for helping ferry them to the hospital. So still early days but whatever happens it sounds like it'll be a bit unpleasant for the time being. :(

Well it seems that the doctor being elliptical was confusing matters, which the consultant cleared up today. She wouldn't have been able to leave the hospital without a stent being fitted to open up her bowels again. They won't be removing the tumour as she is eighty and the cancer is already in her liver as well as her bowels. So they are sending her home and providing support but they won't tell us how long they think she's got (as that only happens in the films and for people convicted of blowing up airplanes, I assume). :(

[edit: Apparently the doctor has said it won't be long :( ]

And we are now into the deathwatch. It's a bit scary looking back on the dates - she was pretty much fine a month ago and now it'd be a mercy when she finally slips away. :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 July, 2012, 04:12:58 PM
That's a rough one Emperor.  Things can change so quickly.  Thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 06 July, 2012, 04:53:17 PM
Sorry to hear that Emperor.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 July, 2012, 05:14:25 PM
My sympathies to you and your family.

I hope your auntie is as comfortable as possible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 06 July, 2012, 06:17:06 PM
Thanks all.

Quote from: staticgirl on 06 July, 2012, 05:14:25 PMI hope your auntie is as comfortable as possible.

She is in a drug-induced sleep now, so it is just a matter of time. I'm rubbish at this sort of thing unless I'm doing something. I might make a vast vat of chilli and take it over - there are a lot of family and friends around who probably don't want to be thinking about cooking at a time like this. Now there's an idea.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 July, 2012, 07:11:53 PM
Jeez, that's terrible, Emperor.
Not much I can add, really. Holler if you need us, I guess.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2012, 11:03:54 PM
Only just seen this, Emps. Be online for a while if you need a yap.

Strength, brother. xx
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 July, 2012, 11:25:42 PM
Yes, only just seen this. Terrible, Emperor, and my sympathies. Hope you're all bearing up.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 06 July, 2012, 11:35:38 PM
My thoughts are with you and your family Emperor.


filip
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 08 July, 2012, 05:19:52 AM
Ah well, she slipped away a few hours ago. Thanks for the kind words.

My main feeling at the moment is: God bless the NHS, Macmillan Nurse and the Woodland Trust (http://www.woodlandshospice.org). Its been a month or so since the diagnosis and there hasn't been a day go passed that she hasn't had intensive and time-consuming help that really helped make her last weeks easier and taken a lot of strain off the family. You really can't fault it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 08 July, 2012, 09:13:21 AM
Sorry for your troubles Emp. Good to hear that she was well looked after.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 08 July, 2012, 11:36:18 AM
Sorry to hear the terrible news Emperor. All my sympathies to you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 July, 2012, 11:42:22 AM
I'm sorry for your loss, Emps. My thoughts are with you and yours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 08 July, 2012, 09:35:01 PM
Sorry to hear, Emp.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 08 July, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
On the day I leave to spend a fortnight with Henry, A fellow member of my Medieval society finally lost his battle with alcholoisim and died in hospital today. Although not unexspected, as I am effectivly trapped at Clacton On Sea I will miss any services planned. If any, I don't belive he had any immediate family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 09 July, 2012, 09:29:02 PM
Mrs Albion's brother is still in hospital after five weeks
Her Mum is now in hospital too to look at some problems she has been having
Some crap is going on with her son.
My best friend has been signed off work for six weeks as all the operations he had last year don't seem to have acheived anything.
My sister-in-law, who has had cancer for over five years, has just been told she has another brain tumour.

Major spuggery indeed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 July, 2012, 11:04:29 PM
That's a whole pile of bad, Albi - hope it all works out well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 09 July, 2012, 11:14:42 PM
Sorry to hear your plights both Emperor and Albion.






V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 July, 2012, 01:35:53 AM
Blimey, rough times for a lot of people. Sympathies to you all and hope nobody minds me turning this thread back to a less real form of spuggery.

Last Friday I flew to London from the south of France in order to attend a music festival featuring an incredible line-up of electronic artists (http://clashfinder.com/m/bloc2012/) (and Snoop Dogg) over the course of the weekend. We'd been inside the gates for around three hours when the plugs were pulled, the entire site closed down and the second day cancelled completely. In that time we weren't able to get in to see a single act as every tent had massive queues at there single entrance points and apparently no communication with the exits.

Before we got in to find this out, we'd already spent two horrific hours in the cattleyard between the main entrance and the security point being gradually pushed forward by the inexorable flow of people coming in from behind. They'd laid out a complicated network of fences to control the queue but with absolutely no security to monitor this people were jumping over them and pushing them to one side. Whenever this happened ahead of us the ongoing push from behind would force the whole mass of people forward without any conscious choice. I am not a nervous or anxious person and neither crowds nor enclosed spaces bother me but I could feel myself on the verge of panic at points. The word Hillsborough was unwisely bandied around and I genuinely feared for the safety, even life, of myself and everyone else there.

Eventually, they saw sense and did pretty much the only thing they could: open the inner gates and let everyone onto the main site without checking tickets or conducting absurd drug searches. It took us a while to calm down after that and it should probably have been clear that nothing good was going to come of it. Bah.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 10 July, 2012, 02:12:54 PM
Looks like my sister-in-law has a month to go.

This has hit me harder than I thought it would and my biggest concern is my poor seventeen year old niece. I lost both my parents when I was twenty-four, that was bad enough, but seventeen.......
She's a great girl and has lived with her mothers illness for about six years but it doesn't really make it any easier.

I wish my family would stop dying in their fifties, I hope to beat them all at that.

  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 10 July, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
My sympathies to all who are losing friends or  members of their families at the moment. It's very sad.

Cosh - This has been a dreadful summer for live events this year. Is that why it was cancelled?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 July, 2012, 03:59:23 PM
Very sorry to hear the sad news Albion.

My sympathies also to Doctor Alt 8.

Hope no one was injured Cosh. I've only experienced a big crowd surge once. Very scary indeed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 10 July, 2012, 04:08:41 PM
Just want to add my sympathies and all to Albion, Emperor and Doc. Can't say much else really. Just hope that you're all bearing up well under the circumstances.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
A totting up of the old finances reveals that I can no longer afford to pay for an internet connection so in about a month or so (or more if I can stretch it out) I'll be going off-line.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emperor on 10 July, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Quote from: Albion on 10 July, 2012, 02:12:54 PM
Looks like my sister-in-law has a month to go.

This has hit me harder than I thought it would and my biggest concern is my poor seventeen year old niece. I lost both my parents when I was twenty-four, that was bad enough, but seventeen.......
She's a great girl and has lived with her mothers illness for about six years but it doesn't really make it any easier.

Sorry to hear this, its all a bit shit isn't it? All you can do is be there for her to help her (and the rest of the family) through this. It does make a big difference.

Quote from: Albion on 10 July, 2012, 02:12:54 PM
I wish my family would stop dying in their fifties, I hope to beat them all at that.

  :'(

I went through a period where friends were dropping like flies, mainly for stupid and avoidable reasons. So outside the church I promised them all that if they died I'd follow them to Hell and make them regret it. Its been 10+ years now and no one else has shuffled off this mortal coil. So threats can work.

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 06:07:45 PM
A totting up of the old finances reveals that I can no longer afford to pay for an internet connection so in about a month or so (or more if I can stretch it out) I'll be going off-line.

Can't you deal with the Internet company in the same way you've seen off the water company? If not there must be a way to sneak in on someone else's connection, but perhaps there isn't that much Internet floating around there. I'll stick a bucket of Internet on the Southport-bound train every week, that should tide you over if you use it sparingly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 10 July, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Can't you deal with the Internet company in the same way you've seen off the water company? If not there must be a way to sneak in on someone else's connection, but perhaps there isn't that much Internet floating around there. I'll stick a bucket of Internet on the Southport-bound train every week, that should tide you over if you use it sparingly.

If I can get them to send me a paper bill then yes, I'll give that a try - but as the ISP does all its billing electronically I'm not sure how to adapt the A4V process or even if it's ethical in the case of a 'luxury' expense like an internet connexion. Maybe I'll think of something while I'm carrying my buckets of internet home :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 10 July, 2012, 08:52:34 PM
It's all horrible news for the three posters involved. A devastating thunder cloud has sprawled over you plucky survivors and all I can suggest is maybe you're going to have to stand in the down pour for some time.

As well as this, the young boy who went missing at the Stone Roses gig last weekend has turned up, in the worst case scenario.
His body was identified from being found in the Salford Quays canal. Each time, I'd see his image on a tree or in a shop window, whilst visiting friends in Manchester, I hoped he'd turn up safe from a silly adventure. As we all did, there. Colleagues who worked on the event hoped it too. Such a SNAFU.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 10 July, 2012, 09:20:55 PM
Sorry to hear of others troubles and sorry I posted mine on here but sometimes it feels better to say something online as well as in the real world. Weird eh?

Thanks for the kind words. I have made some good friends on here and the forum is a great part of my life.

I've been through this stuff before and will do the best I can for everyone around me. These are tough times but drokk it we'll get through.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 09:27:07 PM
We will.

We must.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 July, 2012, 10:07:18 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 10 July, 2012, 06:40:06 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 10 July, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Can't you deal with the Internet company in the same way you've seen off the water company? If not there must be a way to sneak in on someone else's connection, but perhaps there isn't that much Internet floating around there. I'll stick a bucket of Internet on the Southport-bound train every week, that should tide you over if you use it sparingly.

If I can get them to send me a paper bill then yes, I'll give that a try - but as the ISP does all its billing electronically I'm not sure how to adapt the A4V process or even if it's ethical in the case of a 'luxury' expense like an internet connexion. Maybe I'll think of something while I'm carrying my buckets of internet home :)

Are there any old ladies nearby who want you to fuck them?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 July, 2012, 11:50:46 PM
Holy hell lads and lasses, that's a big pile'o'shite right there.  My sympathies go out to all of you, Doc, Albion and Emperor. 

Sharky, that's a colossal pain and I don't know if you have a laptop-or-similar, but I recently survived a long broadbandless period by scouting free or unsecured WiFi connections, of which there really are many. 

Aside from the legitimate wonder of libraries and community drop-in-centres, many pubs, cafes, fast food dumps, petrol stations and County Council offices etc. have free WiFi that extends far beyond their doors (so you even don't need to make an espresso last 2 hours), and a car or convenient shady bench makes a perfect browsing location.  Then there's private idiots with unsecured connections, such as the guy across from my son's school under whose oblivious auspicies I often check my e-mail morning and afternoon, or my brother's next door neighbour whose blazingly fast connection I sometimes use for sending large documents from my car... Where there's a will there's a wanker. 

Course if you're stuck in desktop land you're screwed.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 11 July, 2012, 12:03:47 AM
You are history's greatest monster.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 July, 2012, 12:26:17 AM
I prefer to think of myself as history's greatest Womble.  Orinocco, generally, but Tobermory on a good day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: exilewood on 11 July, 2012, 12:48:21 AM
Tobermory is Saki's genius cat. And my personal literary hero.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 July, 2012, 04:10:49 PM
On Monday my father in law had a hernia op. He is 76 and has a growing list of health issues. Following key hole surgery he was sent home the same day. He doesn't say much and tends to suffer in silence. The next day he couldn't keep food down so his daughters took him to A&E. They could hear one nurse say "they shouldn't have sent him home". His bladder had swollen massively and seems there was now some blockage. Few days on and one catheter later they called his daughters to collect him. He seemed fine to the nurses but in fact was talking gibberish. He told them his brother was going to collect him but his brother is not even in the country. When I got there he seemed fine, very alert but was talking nonsense: that he was going to be sent to prison, he was on the lookout so the staff don't get him etc. Very distressing for his daughters who turned up expecting to take him home.

One male nurse is excellent but I'm not impressed by some of the others. I had a bit of a go at one as my father in law wasn't given breakfast which he has to have with his regular medication. Might have been some communication issues as he needed his dentures (which were there). Who knows. Every couple of days the staff seems to change so there is little or no continuity. Agency staff perhaps. A few days ago one nurse approached him with a syringe and needle and another nurse shouted "no, not him, the other one!" I see visitors using the hand gels but the excellent nurse is the only member of staff I've seen using it. Even nurses coming in for night shift do not use them. Why isn't there a matron to kick these people for being sloppy? I see one doctor who walks around constantly with his pen in his mouth, the thick idiot.

Found out today my father in law has a bladder infection. Few days ago apparently his kidneys stopped functioning though now they are working normally. The excellent nurse said it seemed that the nurses there the previous day hadn't monitored his water intake. After a few days in hospital he's now on a drip as he is dehydrated! After all that has been said in the news regarding that poor guy who was killed due to dehydration, dimwits don't register that is one thing that needs monitoring. Seems there is a culture of assumption in that hospital as well.

Who knows what is causing this mental state he is in? I would understand if he has been given strong medication but that's not the case.

My local Budgens has bowls of water out in the street for dogs in case they get thirsty while their owners are in the supermarket. And yet it's too much to expect for a patient in the hospital. My sisters in law are spending many hours in the hospital to make sure their dad actually gets food and water. You know, because it takes a medical expert to realise that human beings require water.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 15 July, 2012, 04:30:11 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 15 July, 2012, 04:10:49 PM
Who knows what is causing this mental state he is in?

Urinary/bladder infections can (somewhat counter-intuitively) have massive effects on the sufferer's state of mind, up to and including symptoms that look like full-on dementia. Fingers crossed, once the infection is fully cleared up, he'll be back to normal.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 July, 2012, 04:59:51 PM
Thanks Jim. Yes, hope it clears up.

I remember reassuring a friend when her husband would call her from hospital in despair following surgery, as he thought the staff were trying to kill him. I guess it's disturbing when the patient seems lucid but is actually talking nonsense.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 16 July, 2012, 01:02:06 PM
Oh Supersurfer that is horrible. When this is over you must complain using the material you've posted here.

Good luck to your f-i-l, I hope he recovers soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: judgeblake on 17 July, 2012, 08:02:29 PM
Life Spugs because;
- I pay for the gym and run as if I'm a marathon runner and yet I lose weight only bit by bit
- Decorating my room means moving in the meantime into our box-room, which in turn means sleeping next to the room with my sister and her boyfriend in? :P :S
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 18 July, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
because guess who got into a little scrape last night and is now without transport for about a fortnight.  :-[

No harm to anyone, but FQP 1 is a bit the worse for wear...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 July, 2012, 03:06:40 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 18 July, 2012, 03:03:00 PM
because guess who got into a little scrape last night and is now without transport for about a fortnight.  :-[

No harm to anyone, but FQP 1 is a bit the worse for wear...
she-it! As long as everyone's okay!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 18 July, 2012, 04:35:13 PM
That doesn't sound good Bolt 01 but as long as everyones alright.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 July, 2012, 04:41:52 PM
Main thing is that you and your loved ones are okay Bolt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 18 July, 2012, 05:17:34 PM
Cheers, guys.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 July, 2012, 01:29:13 PM
Thanks staticgirl. Pops-in-law is back home now. Apparently he needs a week or so to come fully to his senses. Always scary when older folk go into hospital. I feared we were on the edge of a precipice there as was the case with my dad a few years ago.

At least all are ok, Bolt. Everything else is secondary.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hoagy on 19 July, 2012, 03:15:22 PM
"She-it". That's the combination of a woman and a monster, reet?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 August, 2012, 07:35:25 PM
...because today i had an MRI scan, and completely lost it, flipped and had a panic attack while in the scanner, meaning i got out in seven minutes and probably wont find out what's wrong with my neck and shoulder, which means i may have to continue living with the snecking agony im currently in and continue my growing dependence on codeine.

Serious claustrophobic panic attack. I congratulated myself for getting through the first two 30 second bursts, thinking it not too bad- but then she did a three minute one that went on forever... and i began to feel that hot stone in the chest for the first time in fifteen years, and someone was sitting on my chest and i became convinced they'd left and i was trapped in the machine forever- and that was it, i was squeezing the panic button and out of there. Really distressed afterwards. Ive calmed down down mostly, but i didnt even want to get on the bus because i didnt want to be trapped inside anything. It was all i could do not to cry my eyes out! Awful.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 August, 2012, 07:45:58 PM
Bloody hell Steev, that sounds completely horrific.  Hope that they got enough productive scanning in all the same.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 August, 2012, 07:58:13 PM
Have you requested an open MRI? These are large donut style things, rather than an enclosed tube, good for claustrophobes. There are other scans  and diagnostics that may also be able to diagnose your problem, so don't just give up on getting treatment.

I used to arrange MRI scans on a daily basis as part of my job and what you describe is not uncommon, and we often had to reschedule scans when people had freaked out (ond once when the patient claimed to be 17 stone on his form and was actually 28 stone, so they wouldn't let him on the machine - he ended up having to use a veterinary scanner!).

I had an MRI myself last year and while the enclosed space is no problem (I think I'm a claustrophile - I like cosy enclosed spaces) the noise was incredible. I was expecting an electronic buzzing, but it sounded like I was inside a cement mixer full of bricks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 August, 2012, 08:13:19 PM
Thanks guys- and that's good to know ddd. I was not made aware such things as open MRIs existed- and will certainly request one should i need another. Im still freaked out- and if you'd've asked me earlier today if i were claustrophobic, id've said absolutely not. What a time to find out! I keep getting flashbacks. It's like ptsd, only a bit more pathetic. But seriously- if i drank, idve necked a bottle of scotch by now.

Only good thing: nineteen weeks ago i gave up smoking. Seven weeks ago i came off champix. Even at my most distressed today, at no point did i want a fag. However, shoulder hurts like christing buggery due to the amusing shapes i twisted into whilst in the grip of my attack! More codeine!

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: WhitBloke on 30 August, 2012, 08:48:32 PM
Jeuzius!  Awful indeed, and such a distressing frustration for you on top, I'm sure.  Such a damnable thing to experience or discover precisely when you should have been able to concentrate on the prospective good news of an MRI result for your pains. 
Still, I am relieved to hear they responded to your pressing of the emergency button in what I hope was (but am pretty sure can't have felt like) short order.
You should certainly be proud of yourself for not falling back on the fags, I know I would have and I don't even have the strength (or wit) to give up anyway.  Good to hear, that part of it, so I hope from that you're now feeling the flashbacks to earlier receding into a far less uncomfortable distance. 

Very best of luck arranging that open MRI (superb insider intel from Dandontdare there!) to get those sodding pains and aches sorted out with the least delay, discomfort or fussery.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 August, 2012, 08:49:16 PM
another option is to request sedation. I should say that my professional experience is with private healthcare, so I don't know if you can get all that easilly on the NHS or if there'd be a long wait involved - worth asking though.

And I feel for you on the fags - I was 6 years clean (after 20 blissful smokey years)  and had a 3 month lapse last summer, and 4 months this summer - 4 days clean again now and it's just as hard as first time. Idiot. Where's mi patches?

I'd not heard of Chantix, but I'd take care - from wiki:

Adverse effects

Nausea occurs commonly in people taking varenicline. Other less common side effects include headache, difficulty sleeping, and abnormal dreams. Rare side effects reported by people taking varenicline compared to placebo include change in taste, vomiting, abdominal pain, flatulence, and constipation. In a recent meta-analysis paper by Leung et al, it has been estimated that for every 5 subjects taking varenicline at maintenance doses (1mg twice daily), there will be an event of nausea, and for every 24 and 35 treated subjects, there will be an event of constipation and flatulence respectively. Gastrointestinal side-effects are important factors compromising the compliance of varenicline.[5][6]

Depression and suicide

In November 2007, the FDA announced it had received post-marketing reports that patients using varenicline for smoking cessation had experienced several serious side-effects, including suicidal ideation and occasional suicidal behavior, erratic behavior, and drowsiness. On February 1, 2008 the FDA issued an alert to further clarify its findings, noting that "it appears increasingly likely that there is an association between Chantix and serious neuropsychiatric symptoms." It is unknown whether the psychiatric symptoms are related to the drug or to nicotine withdrawal symptoms, although not all patients had stopped smoking. The FDA also recommended that health care professionals and patients watch for behavioral and mood changes.[7] In May 2008, Pfizer updated the safety information associated with varenicline, noting that "some patients have reported changes in behavior, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions."[8]
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 August, 2012, 09:03:11 PM
Yes, there's quite a kerfuff going on with regard to Champix- which is the brand name of the one the NHS pushes through its stop smoking service. However, I have to say that I had no problems whatsoever with them and once the twelve week course was up, had no difficulty stopping them. They also killed my dependance on nicotine stone dead within two days- seriously, just like that. I've spoken to professionals within the NHS (their smoking advisor and my GP) about the exact thing you raise, DDD, and their response was that it's largely scaremongering and there are NO links between the drug and an increased suicide rate.

Personally, after years of smoking, and of trying every nicotine replacement aid on the market- and the last five years spent smoking 10-15 a day AND chewing 15-20 nicotine chewing gum pieces every day AS WELL (yes, I chewed gum between fags), I did not expect to take a pill that would completely remove my desire for both cigarettes and gum in two days- but that's what Champix did. Twelve weeks later, I dropped Champix (after dropping from 2 daily to 1 from week 4 onwards) and that was that. Hope it continues- but after today, I'm fairly sure it will.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 30 August, 2012, 09:16:32 PM
I tried nicotine gum once. Couldn't get it to light.

BAH - DUM - TISH
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 30 August, 2012, 09:24:09 PM
it's true that drug companies have to err massively on the side of caution w.r.t. side effects. Hence the list of possible effects in many meds seems to include just about everything from constipation and/or diarrhea, high blood pressure, low blood pressure; or my favourite (from Lanzaperole) - "growing breasts in men"  :o. They could basically just say "if it can go wrong it might, but don't sue us 'cos we warned ya!"

you say no problems whatsoever - but I do recall some graphically described liquid evacuations!

as for the gum - I couldn't touch that vile stuff, it was like ashtray flavoured putty. Though I have a friend who hasn't smoked for years but is properly addicted to the gum. For me it's patches'n'pipes that works (didn't say I was giving up everything..)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 August, 2012, 09:32:57 PM
The diarrhoea was many weeks after my final champix ddd- that was last week- if anything it was picked up from my dad who also went down with it at the same time (and who, oddly, had an MRI yesterday and found it a deeply unpleasant but tolerable experience).

When i say i had no problems with champix, i meant from a psychological perspective. Physically it gave me fairly unpleasant nausea for five minutes after taking it, if i hadnt had enough breakfast beforehand. But physical side effects dont worry me- mental ones do, and i had none.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 November, 2012, 07:49:59 PM
Patch, the terrier I rescued from an abusive home and thought was getting better, snapped today. He went for my other dog while I was walking them both and when I went to split them up he had a good chew of my hand, too. Poor little bugger was always terrified on the lead but over the last month had calmed down immensely and was even beginning to enjoy his walks. I've tried so hard today to find an alternative but there was none. I had to have him put to sleep by the vet.

I feel so shitty now. The people who had him before I got him really did a number on the poor little bugger and I couldn't fix it. I tried so very hard to bring him through it but I failed and let him down so terribly. I've just got in from burying him in the garden.

My other dog's fine and my hand will heal - but all in all an utterly shitty day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 27 November, 2012, 08:07:23 PM
That's shit Shark, my condolences. At least you tried your best.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 November, 2012, 08:12:35 PM
Don't beat yourself up Sharkey. You haven't failed, its the scum that mistreated the poor blighter that failed, in life.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 November, 2012, 08:25:14 PM
Thanks, guys.

Days such as this are difficult for depressive optimists like me but then a couple of people take the time to reach out with comfort and understanding and I'm reminded that the world isn't such a bad place after all. Thank you, from the heart of my soul.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 November, 2012, 11:10:58 PM
Bloody awful situation, Mark, but as said very far from any failure of yours, and you did the responsible and most difficult thing in the end.  We have a procession of foster animals through our place (some of whom we forget to return), as the wife works in animal welfare, and it is very, very hard to know which ones are going to make it and which have been abused beyond help.

Hope your other dog is okay, and your hand is on the mend.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 27 November, 2012, 11:25:41 PM
Absolutely crushed on your behalf, Sharky. As you say, the damage had already been done long before you got him - try not to beat yourself up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 November, 2012, 11:43:14 PM
I just checked my messages - one of the animal rescue centres rang me back at 16:47. I left the house for the vet's at 16:45.

Two frikkin' minutes.

...


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 November, 2012, 11:58:58 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 November, 2012, 11:43:14 PM
I just checked my messages - one of the animal rescue centres rang me back at 16:47.

Sharky, I know it's no comfort, buy it's extremely unlikely that any rescue centre would have rehomed a dog that was known to bite, even after the time you put into him.  Even if they could, the poor sod would almost certainly have ended up back there again in short order and been put to sleep, or would have been put down by its new owner after some other dog or person was savaged.  You did the only responsible thing for your animal, it's the shites that had him before you that are to blame.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 28 November, 2012, 12:05:47 AM
first off my condonlonsises to you Legendary Shark its allways sad when a pet dies espechily in thros ceremctanses.

LIFE SPUGS BECAUSE my wounderfule ISP talktalk not content with shiting me round with internet speeds or forsing me to reboot my computer 3 times a days sometimes to get a fresh internet conachion have decided to block a sight I like to go one when I'm bord they way they have blocked it is with a bs page that jumps up instinily saying they can not find the page I'm looking for its really strange that a friend down the road who has a dirfent ISP can go on it. any body got a good safe bypass sight I can uses I had one back when I was at school but that was years ago and I have fogot it now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 November, 2012, 12:18:45 AM
You're right, Tordels, thanks. He was so afraid of other dogs that putting him into an environment like that, no matter how well-meaning, would most likely have broken him altogether.

Thanks all for your kind words and support - it means a great deal to me.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 28 November, 2012, 01:41:56 AM
Oh Shark, me and the missus have been weeping over Patch this evening. You're not to blame at all dear sir - poor little dog - you've done a wonderful thing giving him a second chance.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 28 November, 2012, 07:38:04 AM
My thoughts are with you, Sharky.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 28 November, 2012, 02:25:01 PM
Condolences Sharky. It's awful the way some supposed humans can treat animals.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 November, 2012, 05:48:59 PM
Thanks to everyone for their kindness - it is much appreciated.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 06 December, 2012, 12:02:17 PM
Dont usually post in this thread, buts its kinda apt. My uncle Joe dies last night, he had a long healthy life, it was only recently that he became ill, and it was a release for him and his family.
He was the person who got me into comics, he used to visit our house every week with a bunch of comics for us all when we were kids, from Whoopee to 2000ad, Beano, Victor,Tammy. He also gave me a first edition of the Stainless Steel Rat, he had bought it whaen it came out.
He was mad about westerns and collected Zane Grey and Gorden D Sherrif novels, he collected records, especially Glen Miller, Hornby trains, among a load of other stuff. Good soccer player too, he played for Mayo in the fifties and was chairman of the local Soccer team for years.
Hope you dont mind me posting this here, been on my mind this morn, so Cheers Uncle Joe for all your kindness, and I hope your sipping on a glass of sherry.

David
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 December, 2012, 03:33:23 PM
Sorry to hear tat, David. And there's no news to apologise for posting it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 December, 2012, 03:55:16 PM
My condolences, David.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 December, 2012, 03:57:54 PM
My condolences to you and the family, David. Everyone should have an uncle who buys them stacks of comics and other cool stuff. Sounds like yours was a good one for sure.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 06 December, 2012, 04:14:42 PM
Sorry for your loss, he sounds like a top Uncle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 December, 2012, 05:07:54 PM
Sorry to hear that David! At least you have some great memories of him to cherish forever.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 December, 2012, 07:03:15 PM
Indeed. Uncles like that are a precious thing. I was blessed with no less than three of them, who introduced me to everything from Chess, to astronomy, to Bob Dylan, free thinking, the Sex Pistols, Treasure Island and pretty much everything that makes me me.
Only got one of them left now...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 December, 2012, 07:55:53 PM
Sorry to hear about your uncle, David - he sounds like a fine example of that noble breed!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 07 December, 2012, 12:15:39 AM
Thanks for the kind words lads, really appreciate them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 07 December, 2012, 03:54:19 AM
Ah, David. I'm sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 December, 2012, 09:21:29 AM
Only just seen this David, my sympathies.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 07 December, 2012, 10:53:19 AM
Condolences to you, David.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Emp on 07 December, 2012, 06:58:59 PM
My condolences. A cool uncle is a great gift.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 10 December, 2012, 04:37:19 PM
My condolences, David. Uncles are great and yours sounded like a top Uncle.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 10 December, 2012, 08:11:20 PM
Thanks everone, the wake and funeral was over the weekend, he got a great send off.
I havnt seen so many of my cousins in a long time, we are talking about doing some sort of reunion, the only time we all meet up seem to be at funerals!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 December, 2012, 10:01:02 PM
I just saw this David. Condolences to you and the family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 18 December, 2012, 10:59:32 AM
My mum's old dog is very, very poorly and he may not be around by the time I go home for xmas on Friday. :'(

I am crossing every digit I have.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 10 January, 2013, 08:11:25 PM
DROKKIN' POWER SUPPLIERS

Just had an email from npower to say my bill is online. I opens it and find I'm £157.11 in credit and then notice they want to put my direct debit up from £59 to £82 :o

I then ring the sods to tell them to put me back down to what I'm paying now, only to find that they shut at 20:00. I know the prices go up soon and the cold months are coming but I'm that much in credit and that may be absorbed this quarter. Although I doubt it we will because I turn everything off, it's the Northern in me and we are way ahead of the energy efficiency drive ;)

When I ring these perps up tomorrow (that's if I don't crash tonight due to being wound up) I shall tell them that what they are doing to annoy me is half of the reason I left E.O.N. and if they don't sort it out I shall be gone and won't be back!

What is wrong with these drokkers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else.

Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Frank on 29 March, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else. Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I don't have any practical advice, Tim, but it's worth being reminded that even the bad memories (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYEGcfDCysI) will have some value one day. This second clip isn't profound, but it's funny and has what's supposed to be Kate Winslett's crotch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3et9liRrywY) in it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 11:20:49 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 29 March, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else. Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I don't have any practical advice, Tim, but it's worth being reminded that even the bad memories (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYEGcfDCysI) will have some value one day. This second clip isn't profound, but it's funny and has what's supposed to be Kate Winslett's crotch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3et9liRrywY) in it.

Thanks Sauchie, you're quite right of course.

I know if I just sat home brooding on it then I'd spiral into depression so I've booked myself a holiday in Helsinki. I've always dreamt of going to Finland so now I'm finally gonna go for it. I've applied for a job there too since she left me, so maybe when one door closes another will open.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 29 March, 2013, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 11:20:49 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 29 March, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else. Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I don't have any practical advice, Tim, but it's worth being reminded that even the bad memories (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYEGcfDCysI) will have some value one day. This second clip isn't profound, but it's funny and has what's supposed to be Kate Winslett's crotch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3et9liRrywY) in it.

Thanks Sauchie, you're quite right of course.

I know if I just sat home brooding on it then I'd spiral into depression so I've booked myself a holiday in Helsinki. I've always dreamt of going to Finland so now I'm finally gonna go for it. I've applied for a job there too since she left me, so maybe when one door closes another will open.

Get on the phone to some mates. Get wasted. Not at Scandinavian prices, though.  :)

Best wishes from us all, Tim.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 11:36:49 PM
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 29 March, 2013, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 11:20:49 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 29 March, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else. Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I don't have any practical advice, Tim, but it's worth being reminded that even the bad memories (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYEGcfDCysI) will have some value one day. This second clip isn't profound, but it's funny and has what's supposed to be Kate Winslett's crotch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3et9liRrywY) in it.

Thanks Sauchie, you're quite right of course.

I know if I just sat home brooding on it then I'd spiral into depression so I've booked myself a holiday in Helsinki. I've always dreamt of going to Finland so now I'm finally gonna go for it. I've applied for a job there too since she left me, so maybe when one door closes another will open.

Get on the phone to some mates. Get wasted. Not at Scandinavian prices, though.  :)

Best wishes from us all, Tim.

I'm certainly looking forward to a Saturday night out in Helsinki, although my wallet isn't.  :lol:

Thank you for the well wishes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: darnmarr on 29 March, 2013, 11:48:30 PM
Helsinki rocks: don't forget to get yourself some Salmiakki from the State-sponsored off-licence: 'Alko'.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 30 March, 2013, 10:00:44 AM
Sorry to hear of your troubles Tim, but you certainly have the right attitude, have a blast in Finland.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 30 March, 2013, 01:28:35 PM
That's too rough for words. Helsinki is an amazing city. Lose yourself in that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 30 March, 2013, 03:12:49 PM
Aw, crap, sorry to hear that, Tim.
You're a stronger man than me - things like that make me too down to even book holidays.  Hope you have a blast though
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else.

Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I went though something very similar this time last year, so I can tell you from first-hand experience that while it is totally horrible and nobody can fathom how lonely and hurt you feel right now - it will pass. Stay strong.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 30 March, 2013, 03:31:36 PM
Finland (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwc3VGvlRY) the country has it all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 30 March, 2013, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else.

Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I went though something very similar this time last year, so I can tell you from first-hand experience that while it is totally horrible and nobody can fathom how lonely and hurt you feel right now - it will pass. Stay strong.

He likes men now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2013, 03:59:03 PM
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 30 March, 2013, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 29 March, 2013, 10:44:10 PM
My partner of two years has suddenly ended a couple of weeks of silence between us by telling me she's met someone else.

Needless to say I'm pretty low at the minute.

I went though something very similar this time last year, so I can tell you from first-hand experience that while it is totally horrible and nobody can fathom how lonely and hurt you feel right now - it will pass. Stay strong.

He likes men now.

:-) Only in your mind, my young padawan, only in your mind...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 31 March, 2013, 12:10:27 AM
Thanks for the kind words everyone.

I don't think this will end up turning me on to men mind.  :lol:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spikes on 31 March, 2013, 01:58:55 PM
..ive got to work tomorrow. Least the weather's improved from last week.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 01 April, 2013, 07:35:20 PM
Aw Tim that is horrible. It sounds like you are taking positive steps to avoid being in a rut though so good for you. Finland sounds fantastic - I'm jealous.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 April, 2013, 11:05:33 PM
Been busy packing today as I leave on Wednesday.  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 April, 2013, 02:08:29 PM
Sounds grim Tim, hope you have a fantastic trip - Helsinki babes beware!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 22 April, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
........Mrs Albion's brother died at 4am this morning, my sister-in-law is in hospital and we have inherited a dog!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 22 April, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
Very sorry to hear that, Albion.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dredd Head on 22 April, 2013, 05:28:30 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 31 March, 2013, 01:58:55 PM
..ive got to work tomorrow.
Me too  :|
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 23 April, 2013, 02:27:33 PM
Condolences to you and Mrs. A and family. Very terrible news.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 April, 2013, 05:12:39 PM
My brother, a very kind and gentle soul, has just found out at the age of 30 that  he has epilepsy.  This is after a hole in the heart, chronic thrombosis and gallstones that lead to the removal of his gall bladder.  If I could share some of the illnesses with him I would do so gladly.  I don't know much about epilepsy but I hope he can live a normal life, he's well overdue a bit of peace and quiet.

But having just looked at Albion's post, it puts things into perspective.  Very sorry to hear about your loss, Albion.  Hope you're all managing ok.

P.S.  Mods, any chance this thread could be moved to the Off Topic section? Just wondering
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 26 April, 2013, 05:51:39 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 26 April, 2013, 05:12:39 PM
I don't know much about epilepsy but I hope he can live a normal life, he's well overdue a bit of peace and quiet.

In theory no reason why not. My mum was born with epilepsy and though it made her childhood absolutely rotten, by adulthood she'd been fully diagnosed and had a regular prescription that kept the fits and all symptoms at bay. She did have to take the meds religiously every single day, mind, but so long as she did that then she was fine. Hopefully there's a similar solution for your bro.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 26 April, 2013, 07:57:16 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 26 April, 2013, 05:12:39 PM
But having just looked at Albion's post, it puts things into perspective.  Very sorry to hear about your loss, Albion.  Hope you're all managing ok.

Thanks.
Our problems aren't really any worse than anyone else's at some point in their lives. Sadly we all have to go through these things. I've gone through this sort of stuff a few times now and no doubt it won't be the last.
Things have calmed down a bit now. It took us four days to get hold of his daughter but now we have it is a great weight off of Mrs Albions mind and things can proceed a bit easier now.

Very sorry to hear of your brothers troubles. He has been through a lot. Hopefully, as Dark Jimbo said, medication will help him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 April, 2013, 08:48:09 PM
QuoteThings have calmed down a bit now. It took us four days to get hold of his daughter but now we have it is a great weight off of Mrs Albions mind and things can proceed a bit easier now.

Glad to hear things are getting easier and my thoughts are with you and your family.  Thanks for your concern for my brother too and the same to Jimbo.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 May, 2013, 06:24:54 AM
Just heard on 5Live that the first fully operational gun has been made by a 3D printer. I feel the world has become a more dangerous place all of a sudden!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 06 May, 2013, 09:48:01 AM
I mentioned this a while ago when Steve Green posted something about it. Yup , you're right - reckon there'll be trouble one day because of this...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 06 May, 2013, 02:21:41 PM
That's just great. Now any knob with a 3d printer is a menace. Or more so anyhow.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spikes on 06 May, 2013, 04:32:24 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 May, 2013, 06:24:54 AM
Just heard on 5Live that the first fully operational gun has been made by a 3D printer. I feel the world has become a more dangerous place all of a sudden!

Yeah, caught this on Radio 2, earlier. With 3D printers, i suppose it was only a matter of time before this happened.

The worrying thing was the bunch of fuckwits behind this news story, and how they planned, and had justified to themselves, to put online how they achieved it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 03 July, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
Can't afford to resubscribe :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 July, 2013, 08:11:23 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 03 July, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
Can't afford to resubscribe :'(

A dark day in the life of any squaxx.  I was that soldier two years ago (at least insofar as I couldn't afford to get it from the newsagents anymore), so I'm to here to reassure you that things will change and you will find a way to get your weekly fix and that's all that matters, even if it's not by the method you would prefer. 

Where there's a thrill, there's a way.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 July, 2013, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 03 July, 2013, 07:33:22 PM
Can't afford to resubscribe :'(

I feel your pain, Ebay stuff?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 05 July, 2013, 02:51:48 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.
Damn. Sorry to hear that CFX.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 July, 2013, 03:08:05 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.

Ah fuck that shit, man! Sorry to hear that my friend.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 05 July, 2013, 03:11:20 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.

Bloody hell. So sorry to hear about that cfm. Hope something great comes your way shortly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 05 July, 2013, 03:18:58 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.

bummer dude.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 05 July, 2013, 03:20:23 PM
Ah hell. That's a nightmare of a whole different level.

Really sorry to hear that, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 05 July, 2013, 04:28:02 PM
Sorry to hear that CrazyFoxMachine.

Hope something else comes along soon.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 05 July, 2013, 05:41:24 PM
Sorry to hear that cfm that totally blows.hope something turns up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 05 July, 2013, 09:08:30 PM
Sorry to read about the redundancy cfm. I hope that you find something to power your machine soon.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 05 July, 2013, 09:44:26 PM
That's crap CFM, hope something comes up soon and the redundancy is OK.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 July, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.
That's crap news mate. Hope something good comes
along soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: DrJomster on 06 July, 2013, 12:25:17 AM
What they said CFM, hang on in there!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 July, 2013, 12:55:57 AM
Cheers everyone means a lot :') Watching Dredd with a cider and doing some colouring work. Clawing my way back to reality...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 06 July, 2013, 01:01:55 AM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.

Bollocks. You don't deserve that. What a bastard.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Sideshow Bob on 06 July, 2013, 04:00:25 PM
Sorry to hear your news CFM....
From what I've seen of your work, you're way too talented to be unemployed for long....Hope something comes along soon ..
Good luck..
Cheers
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SKD on 06 July, 2013, 11:53:12 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
...and now I'm being made redundant.

That's crap news CFM. I hope something better turns up real soon.

All the best mate.

Stew.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 July, 2013, 07:44:43 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 July, 2013, 12:55:57 AM
Watching Dredd with a cider and doing some colouring work. Clawing my way back to reality...

It's a truly rubbish situation across the heritage and arts sectors at this point in time, but I have no doubt that a man of your talents and energy will land on his feet.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: GrudgeJohnDeed on 08 July, 2013, 09:21:12 AM
sorry to hear that too mate, I got made redundant last year and it sucks. more time for art though!!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 09 July, 2013, 02:12:51 PM
Just read this Fox, bad news, hopefully something will turn up
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 28 August, 2013, 06:05:44 PM
My girlfriend's in hospital again, due to an eating disorder everyone thought she was getting over. :/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 August, 2013, 06:34:48 PM
That's absolutely shit, Will.  There's no-one quite as good as the people you care about for keeping you in the dark about mental health issues, as I'm sure many of us here can testify - it's simply part of the problem.  These things seldom resolve themselves as neatly as we might hope, the trick (if there is one) is to keep soldiering on forwards and put setbacks and reversals behind you rather than dwelling on them. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 28 August, 2013, 07:09:51 PM
Sad news willthemightyW I hope she recovers swiftly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: willthemightyW on 28 August, 2013, 11:17:27 PM
Thanks guys. I thought it strange, seeing as how she has been putting on weight, and eating meals with me, and the doctor has said she has been eating pretty much as he instructed, so they think what happened today (I was at work when it happened, but she collapsed) was maybe due to the damage done before hand. Though she is recovering her body is still weak, and she's vegetarian as well so the doctor said it might take her even longer :/ She is however, in remarkably high spirits, as she's been told she's not really doing too much wrong at the moment, it's just that recovery is taking it's time. So yeah, it sucks, but I guess that's the best news to come out of the situation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Sideshow Bob on 29 August, 2013, 12:08:45 AM
Best wishes anyway, Mate...
Hope all turns out for the best , for both of you,
Cheers
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 09 September, 2013, 12:16:32 PM
Ah that's a bit more positive. Good luck to your girlfriend, Will. Having experienced a milder form of eating disorder in my late teens I remember how long it took to get back to 'normal' and I've never quite managed a particularly healthy attitude towards eating since. It's a big struggle so she's a real fighter..
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 02 October, 2013, 07:57:05 PM
Warning I going to vent there may be swering.

Life Spugs because I got ripped off I pre-ordered a figure for £30 was very happy untill the shop turned round and said that I had to pay for £14 EMS and they would not let me opt for SAL as it was not as safe for a expensive item like this I was not happy but paid it any way then the real problom begun the Twats at ParcelFarce saw that customs had miss chargeing me customs fees so they handed the parcel back and got fees added then had the cheek to tell me the total bill is £20.78 so I asked them how much of that was there handeling fee turns out its £13.50 and here is the reason they change that much because I'm using a more expensive shipping opchion they need to change me more can some one explain why they charge a biger handeling fee when I had already paid more for expensive shipping.  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: strontium71 on 02 October, 2013, 08:00:15 PM
Say again - all after 'Warning...'

(http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af68/strontium71/apone-2.png)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 02 October, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
I would write to my MP and leave it with them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 18 October, 2013, 10:53:34 AM
Life Spugs because none of the midile man ordering survises I uses only the one I hate are offering to get this item for customers http://www.toeihero.net/shopping/product_info.php?products_id=982
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2013, 04:22:52 PM
That is absolutely disgraceful >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 21 October, 2013, 08:14:48 PM
I was not focused at collage today thanks to my sodding cold and whilst using a craft knife I in-bedded it deep into my thumb and now I cant uses my thumb  >:(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 October, 2013, 08:25:24 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 21 October, 2013, 08:14:48 PM
I was not focused at collage today thanks to my sodding cold and whilst using a craft knife I in-bedded it deep into my thumb and now I cant uses my thumb  >:(
Yes, it's really affected you're typing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Modern Panther on 22 October, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
Aaaarrgghhh!....the temptation!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 29 October, 2013, 08:41:33 PM
It seems like Blockbusters is about to go into administration, again!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Buttonman on 29 October, 2013, 08:49:51 PM
That a coincidence as I commented to the wife when we passed the Blockbuster on Causeyside Street that I was surprised that they were still in business and who rents DVDs nowadays? The answer, evidently, is no one.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 25 January, 2014, 08:57:21 PM
Life Spugs because I'm sure I have depression and anxiety I feel so bad Mum has told me to book a appointment with the doctors on Monday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 25 January, 2014, 09:11:05 PM
Sorry to hear that Cyberleader - anxiety and depression are not uncommon. They are generally very treatable things - and rest assured you are not alone. I know quite a few boarders including myself have dealt and are dealing with such issues - GPs are generally very helpful.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 25 January, 2014, 09:49:04 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 25 January, 2014, 08:57:21 PM
Life Spugs because I'm sure I have depression and anxiety I feel so bad Mum has told me to book a appointment with the doctors on Monday.

Hang in there. Thrill-powered thoughts to you!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 January, 2014, 10:07:12 PM
Aye Cyberleader, many of us have been there and sadly will be again: it will pass, but you can also try to help it fuck off more quickly.  Talking to the Doc really should help some, as should talking to people in general, but if it doesn't you have to remember that depression is a completely irrational state of mind, most especially when it seems entirely rational to you.  Try not to give in to the lies it tells, it's a nasty stupid thing all its own, an imposition on your life, and most importantly it is not you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 26 January, 2014, 10:58:13 AM
I don't really get it 2 weeks back I was happy as can be I then over thought some stuff and now I feel so down and none of the things that chere me up do any more which is hard I'm really not used to feeling down. as some of you have seen I am usichily hyper happy and its very hard to make me angerey or sad unless you know which butons to push mainley because when I was at school I was bullied alot but it did give me one thing I leart how to inorg people who try to make me angerey or sad and how to be happy in the worst of sitiuchions so now trying to cope with being sad all the time I find it so hard
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 26 January, 2014, 09:46:16 PM
Hey Cybs - if you've been feeling down in the mouth lately, and there's no shaking it, seeing a specialist is a smart move. They should be able to help you pin down what's at the root of it, and advise you if it's really as serious as you might fear.

Of course, it COULD be that you're feeling out of sorts for other reasons. The weather's been pretty crap for most of January - maybe it's a touch of SAD?

Hang in there, kiddo!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 26 January, 2014, 09:51:11 PM
I was much the same in December, Cyberleader - just couldn't shake it off no matter what I did, felt myself spiralling deeper into this black pit of despair every day. Really scary stuff. Christmas was a godsend - not only the festivites but just the change of pace/scenery. That week at my parents did me the world of good.

What I'll do if it comes back I have no idea. Once was quite enough!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 January, 2014, 10:30:57 PM
Aye, a change of scene can be a good way out.

If I can offer up something that has worked for me when I've been in a similar place (without implying it'll work for you too), try making yourself do something that's physical, simple and progressive every day: for me it was digging a bit of the garden or going for a swim, for you it might be as simple as a different short walk each day. 

The key thing is to do something active but pretty mindless, something you know you can do easily, but in which you can see progress and change every day, however small.  For me at least it's often the feeling of my own utter pointlessness and complete lack of ability to change anything that characterises episodes of depression, so that making tiny easy observable steps can allow me to see that this feeling is not true

And if that doesn't work out, the endorphins of even light exercise can't hurt.

All that said, I know how other people's advice is often the worst possible thing, and sometimes doing even the tiniest things seem impossible, so take this as a preachy anecdote rather than a prescription.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 27 January, 2014, 08:18:42 PM
I have a appointment set with the doctors for Wednesday at 10 so here is hoping they can help and thanks for all the responce.  :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 28 January, 2014, 10:33:18 AM
Hey Cyber, just wanted to wish you best of luck with the doc and hope they'll be able to help ye out. Am no stranger to the old black dog meself, so I've some idea of what you're going through. If it helps at all, you could adopt my personal motto: "I'm hanging on out of sheer spite!"

Cheers to ya! - Paddy
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dunk! on 28 January, 2014, 10:46:10 AM
Good on you Cyberleader for seeking help, my only word of warning would be don't be surprised if the process of seeing someone or getting any professional feedback through the NHS is very slow - sometimes stretching on for months.

Be prepared for this and if poss get the names and numbers for voluntary local Mental Health organisations and groups as they usually have a quicker turn around in getting to actually speak to someone about what you're going through.

Hope it goes well for you.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 29 January, 2014, 11:34:33 AM
ok back from the doctors I've been perscribed some medachion and recomended to go see college counciler sins I'm currentley doing a college corses and they offer free couniciniling.

Quote from: paddykafka on 28 January, 2014, 10:33:18 AM
Hey Cyber, just wanted to wish you best of luck with the doc and hope they'll be able to help ye out. Am no stranger to the old black dog meself, so I've some idea of what you're going through. If it helps at all, you could adopt my personal motto: "I'm hanging on out of sheer spite!"

Cheers to ya! - Paddy

you motto gave me and my mum a small laugh she also has depereshion but for dirfent reasons so thanks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: deadman1971 on 29 January, 2014, 04:44:46 PM
life spugs because...
ive have a fracture in my right tronchater, its just of the ball joint on the femur, after being attacked in work by an adult i support ( he has Autism), just been given anti depressants because the last 2 years of crap has finaly caught up and its overtaking me( family court and criminal) criminal because my parents attacked me and i got charged with assault, verdict not guilty, thank Grud and theirs so much more but hey i aint lying down, but yep life every now and then spugs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: judgerufian on 29 January, 2014, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: deadman1971 on 29 January, 2014, 04:44:46 PM
life spugs because...
ive have a fracture in my right tronchater, its just of the ball joint on the femur, after being attacked in work by an adult i support ( he has Autism), just been given anti depressants because the last 2 years of crap has finaly caught up and its overtaking me( family court and criminal) criminal because my parents attacked me and i got charged with assault, verdict not guilty, thank Grud and theirs so much more but hey i aint lying down, but yep life every now and then spugs.

Your artistic skills belie the fact your personal life is going through hardships so well done sir, keep drawing!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: deadman1971 on 29 January, 2014, 04:52:40 PM
cyberleader get all the help you can especially when its free, my work has got a counseling service and i have 4 free sessions after that its £50.00 a pop. don't let the stigma of mental health stop you, and take good use of the service in college. life is a pain sometimes man, my motto... dont let the bastards win, beside im to stubborn to give in, i see it as im taking a break, i have a lot of unresolved issues that are causing me grief, don't be afraid of help, we all need it at some point. :)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: deadman1971 on 29 January, 2014, 04:56:49 PM
judgerufian, thank you kind sir, its the only thing that helps me tune out the crap, ill have more work to put up soon, slowly building a portfolio of inked, painted and penciled work, ive wasted too many years ,of life getting in the way and am still following my dream of hopefully getting work printed in 2000ad or maybe working for the greatest mag in the galaxy, i would also encourage you to keep up with your art work, liked tharg getting his tattoos .:)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 31 January, 2014, 10:21:33 PM
I think I keep haveing anxity / panick attacks both yesterday and today severail times a thought pops into my head I feel very worie then I feel num all over and then I get very deperesed then I think about what it was and it starts all over again and I feel like a prat as the stuf thats been upseting me these last few days is trivile and stupid and something I can not change. the worst bit is that anything can seem to set it off at the moment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: deadman1971 on 31 January, 2014, 10:40:09 PM
if its causing you grief its not stupid or trivial, dont beat yourself up over it, i hope you are seeking help, their are many people who think the same, espeacialy with panic attacks, its not trivial as something is triggering it, no mater how insignificant it may seem to you, but its causing you grief., you must see the doc and explain these things so you can get the help you require. i seen mine the other day as i was on the verge of a breakdown, the problem seemed small to me but it was a lot.
we are like engines and a good engine can stop working because one small componant is faulty,
what im saying is no matter how small the problem is its causing a lot of trouble for you, and i would encourage you to seek the help you need, i did formyself and i know it will help me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 January, 2014, 11:22:02 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 31 January, 2014, 10:21:33 PM... I feel like a prat as the stuf thats been upseting me these last few days is trivile and stupid and something I can not change...

The very fact that what upsets you is 'trivial and stupid' is what distinguishes your current feelings from justifiable sadness or stress over 'real' problems.  This makes it no less real or difficult for you, sometimes more so in fact, since you can add guilt and self-loathing to the mix.  Don't beat yourself up over the source/cause of your feelings, that really is one of the classic vicious circles.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 February, 2014, 12:08:52 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 31 January, 2014, 10:21:33 PM
I think I keep haveing anxity / panick attacks both yesterday and today severail times a thought pops into my head I feel very worie then I feel num all over and then I get very deperesed then I think about what it was and it starts all over again and I feel like a prat as the stuf thats been upseting me these last few days is trivile and stupid and something I can not change. the worst bit is that anything can seem to set it off at the moment.

1.  There's nothing physically wrong with you, but...
2.  Go and get professional help anyway, starting with a GP.

I used to get awful panic attacks in my early 20s - I got some heart palpitations, and began to attribute it to my (in hindsight fairly mild) use of 'recreational pharmaceuticals', which in fairness probably did play a large part in causing them.  This led me to falsely believe I had given myself heart problems, which scared the shit out of me, leading to panic attacks which made me think I was about to die, which scared me even more, leading to even more panic attacks, and so on ad nauseum... until I got professional help.  Haven't had one in about 15 years now.

Also, read up on panic attacks - just knowing what they are and how they work is most of the battle.  WIth a bit of advance knowledge, once you feel them starting, they are relatively easy to control.  Basically, these symptoms were originally the body's way of preparing cavemen for a dangerous 'fight or flight' situation - essentially restricting non-essential functions and speeding up the ones that helped them survive.

Although we live in a much safer world these days, our nervous systems have not evolved with it.  We don't get anxious about sabre-toothed tigers or marauding neanderthal invaders - but we still get anxious.  And we may get anxious about non-life-threatening situations, but we automatically react in the same way as we would to genuinely dangerous ones.  Because we don't have anywhere to channel that panic (running or fighting, essentially) we feel it acutely and don't know what to do about it.  Hence a panic attack.  We're hyper-intelligent city-dwelling apes, but apes nonetheless.

Breathe deeply, recognise that what's happening is entirely harmless, and realise that the worst that can happen is that you'll feel uncomfortable for a while and possibly a little depressed afterwards, but it will soon pass and you'll feel fine again. 

Check this page out too:

http://psychcentral.com/lib/tips-to-cope-with-a-panic-attack/000971 (http://psychcentral.com/lib/tips-to-cope-with-a-panic-attack/000971)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 February, 2014, 12:11:34 PM
Also, why hasn't this thread ever been moved to the Off Topic section?  Mods!  Please alleviate my OCD.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 February, 2014, 12:17:52 PM
 

Forgot to mention, Cyberleader, do some physical exercise too; every day if possible - it's somewhere to channel all of that nervous energy, and without a shadow of a doubt exercise eats most of it up before you even feel it.  Running or swimming are perfect.  You'll look better and feel stronger into the bargain.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 26 February, 2014, 08:53:34 PM
Not only has my Grandson lost most of his bowel. We have been told that it will be nearer christmas before he can leave the hospital.




V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 February, 2014, 09:01:55 PM
That's shit and what a tough year ahead! Hope his spirits are kept high with a positive attitude and the docs do their stuff.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 26 February, 2014, 09:06:22 PM
Now he is out of ICU we can all look foreward. Just over 2 weeks old and he will be having his fourth operation in the next few days to put in his permanent feed line.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: judda fett on 26 February, 2014, 09:09:00 PM
Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery for the little fella. Best wishes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 26 February, 2014, 09:09:53 PM
Shit, Vzzbux... best wishes to the little chap - and to all of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 26 February, 2014, 09:58:57 PM
All the best vzzbux to you and the family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Albion on 26 February, 2014, 10:00:33 PM
Best wishes to you, your family and the little fellow vzzbux.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 February, 2014, 12:55:56 AM
Cripes vzzbux, that's awful.  All the very best wishes to the little man, and to your daughter, your family and yourself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 February, 2014, 01:20:06 AM
shit that sucks. Hope the little fella gets well soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Trout on 27 February, 2014, 01:52:32 AM
Hey vzzbuzz, best wishes to you and yours. I can't imagine how you're feeling.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: vzzbux on 27 February, 2014, 07:13:21 PM
Cheers guy's.
2 weeks ago we were all called in not long after the birth because everyone thought that he was going to die. Up to last week he was on 50/50 chance.
Each day is better. It is a long road ahead but far positive now.
I still don't know how much of his bowel they took out. I don't want to push my daughter for the answer but would like to know so I can check his future prospects.
I just hope this is the kick up the arse my daughter needed as the past year and a half up until about 3 months ago she has been a real bitch.





V
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 27 February, 2014, 11:35:18 PM
Thought and prayer for your little fellah and all your family vzzbux.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 28 February, 2014, 02:11:13 PM
I'm sending good thoughts to you and your family vzzbuzz. Hope things look better soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: 8-Ball on 28 February, 2014, 02:15:35 PM
vzzbux, all my best wishes and positive vibes to you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 February, 2014, 03:29:57 PM
Yes, all wishes to you and yours Vzzbux- dreadful and trying in equal measure. Best to all.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 28 February, 2014, 08:00:54 PM
Best wishes to you and your family vzzbux.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: staticgirl on 03 March, 2014, 04:54:24 PM
Poor little guy and what an awful strain for the family. Better luck for all of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 March, 2014, 09:15:22 PM
sorie to here that vzzbux hope things work out

as for me I was haveing a not bad time but the last 2 weeks or so I've been haveing mini anxiety attack very often keeping busey has helped I got the modle kits back out but there are times I get stuck with nothing to do or distract me then they hit some days its really hard to cope with them any advice
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 17 March, 2014, 09:38:21 PM
It may seem awfully glib, Cyberleader, but it's possible to ride those attacks out.

After I lost my grandma last year, I had a handful of anxiety related episodes. There was other stuff going on at the time which didn't help, but the combination of arranging a funeral, apportioning her belongings out to family (who are all quite widely spread) AND the impact it had on my living arrangements was all a bit much to cope with.

Obviously, if you have an idea of what's triggering these feelings and attacks, that'll help. Beyond that, simply knowing what's going to happen when you can feel the onset of another attack will help you to get through it. You can 'manage' it, as it were.

In my case, I was able to overcome these difficulties fairly quickly They certainly haven't re-occurred. For you, it may be that a short interval of a couple of weeks since the last time this happened is a sign that you're coping with it. Time will tell.

Just hang in there, for the time being. And keep doing what you're doing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 18 March, 2014, 07:08:24 AM
HdE speaks the truth - it may seem like they'll never end but trust me they will - just the fact you're being so open about them is good and it's a constructive attitude that will help quell them in time - the unfortunate thing about them is that they nearly never disappear as suddenly as they started.

Best piece of advice is to accept that they're there and learn to work with them - as fighting against them tends to make them worse. A good idea and one that helped me immeasurably is just simply writing down (just for yourself) how you feel when you get the attacks - why you feel you get them and you may suddenly hit on a revelation that goes a long way towards mending your mind.

Good luck with it and remember you're not alone!
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Post by: HdE on 20 March, 2014, 08:35:45 AM
Further to my esteemed colleague Mr. Foxmachine's remarks:

I'm told that different people manifest these anxiety attacks in different ways, and with differing levels of severity. But the kicker is, for some people, what does the damage is how they start feeling and thinking AFTER the attack.

One pal of mine tells me that he had similar issues after splitting up with his girlfriend (long story short: Actually the best thing that happened to him, because she was horrible, but it landed him in hot water financially. He's now happily settled with a woman who looks JUST like Alice Eve (the lucky bastard!) and her eight year old kid, who is scarily intelligent, loves Hulk comics and builds INSANE models out of lego bricks. Wait... that actually WAS a long way of telling a short story...)

ANYWAY... he tells a tale of waking up the day after he had his first attack, and laying in bed thinking in terms of what was 'wrong' with him. This sent him into a spiral of unhealthy self-analysis and depression.

The fact is, there was nothing 'wrong' with my friend. He just had too much to cope with, in too short a space of time, and it was too intense. Where he started to have difficulty was when he started thinking he was somehow a lesser person for having had this kind of reaction to his circumstances. This got worse when he had further episodes, and continued this vein of unhelpful thinking.

Don't let this happen to you, Cyberleader. Bear in mind: ANYONE can have these problems. The way we live now stinks. Life is loaded with difficulties and adversities that become ever more ridiculous as the years roll on. So it's no surprise that the stress that causes provokes a reaction in people. We're all like little pressure valves. Too much at the wrong time, and it has to come out somewhere.

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Post by: low down dirty drokker on 22 March, 2014, 11:04:23 AM
Trying to purchase walking dead #33 blue 2nd print variant,only to be A:outbid in the last second. B: finding out about extortionate import charges... sneckers
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Post by: staticgirl on 31 March, 2014, 01:50:16 PM
My anxiety attacks are much easier now because I know what's going to happen and that I'm not going to suffocate. I just concentrate on trying to breathe normally which feels very artificial during the attack but I've been noting how I feel and how fast I breathe when I am well and then I try to concentrate on breathing the same way during the attack. I also try and lose myself in a book if I have the opportunity. Then I just wait. I also know that I won't be feeling right for hours afterwards so I take it easy and forgive myself any tiredness, wobbliness or weepiness. A good night's sleep usually puts a lid on it.

My work also allowed me to change my hours slightly so I didn't have to commute on crowded trains as claustrophobia often brings an attack on - I'm very grateful to them.
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Post by: Frank on 25 April, 2014, 11:01:54 PM

Heading home from Glasgow this afternoon, traffic started backing up just after the Cumbernauld turnoff. Twenty minutes of moving at a crawl later, it turned out the delay was a result of what must have been a nasty accident, with fire engines now in attendance. There were no lanes closed off; the delays were purely because of all three lanes of traffic coming to a complete stop to get a better look at the worst day of someone else's life.

WANKERS

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Post by: Fungus on 25 April, 2014, 11:25:25 PM
Human nature sucks.

PS. We're doomed at this rate.
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Post by: Trout on 15 June, 2014, 04:21:53 AM
...because earlier today my wife was in a road accident. She's OK, although very sore, and has had a full check-up in hospital.

The insurance process is going to be a right pain, I expect, but that's not the worst part. I got a call from my wife to tell us what happened and I rushed to the scene of the crash. There, my kids and I got stuck in traffic and watched as their mum was freed from the car by firefighters and put on a stretcher, complete with neck brace, and wheeled to the ambulance. I had difficulty holding it together as they kept asking if their mum was OK.

Long and difficult day. Urgh.
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 15 June, 2014, 05:30:59 AM
Very sorry to read that Trout.

Hope everyone is ok.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 June, 2014, 07:14:38 AM
Ah, that's horrible Trout. Glad to hear your wife is okay though.

Best wishes to you all over there.

Dave
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Post by: Banners on 15 June, 2014, 09:29:00 AM
Crikey. What awful things to see, but glad your wife is okay. Take care.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 15 June, 2014, 09:43:34 AM
Trout, my best wishes to your wife and kids in what is a traumatic experience. Z
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Post by: Frank on 15 June, 2014, 10:32:38 AM

I can't imagine how terrible that must have been, Trout. Glad everyone's still in one piece.

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Post by: Steve Green on 15 June, 2014, 10:37:25 AM
Sorry to hear that Trout

All the best to you and yor family
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 15 June, 2014, 02:12:28 PM
Sorry to hear that Trout - glad she's alright!
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 15 June, 2014, 02:13:53 PM
All my love to you and your lovely wife, my friend.
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Post by: Trout on 15 June, 2014, 03:31:09 PM
Thanks, lads. I'm now in the huff because everyone forgot Father's Day. Other stuff on their minds.  ;)
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Post by: Albion on 15 June, 2014, 04:23:28 PM
Best wishes to you all Trouty.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 15 June, 2014, 09:17:05 PM
Jesus Trout, scary stuff, Hope you good wife is feeling OK.
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Post by: TordelBack on 16 June, 2014, 07:56:16 AM
That's a genuine nightmare Trout, you poor, poor guys.  Hope everyone is recovering. Very best wishes.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 16 June, 2014, 08:03:57 AM
Jesus! Well i'm glad their where no lasting reprocusions Trout, but good on you for keeping it together after all.
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Post by: von Boom on 16 June, 2014, 08:52:57 PM
I' so happy to hear your wife's on the mend Trout. Best wishes to you and yours.
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Post by: Professor Bear on 16 June, 2014, 09:01:49 PM
That's dreadful, Trouty.  Glad to hear everyone's doing well.
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Post by: 8-Ball on 16 June, 2014, 09:26:58 PM
Best wishes to you and your family Trout. That sounds like a nightmare situation and I'm genuinely glad that there's no lasting physical damage. Cars can be replaced, loved ones cannot. :thumbsup:
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 16 June, 2014, 10:10:29 PM
Blimey. Best wishes. You never know what's going to happen.
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Post by: Trout on 17 June, 2014, 02:06:44 AM
Thanks for everyone's good wishes. My wife's doing fine, despite a bit of neck pain, so we're hopeful we'll be back to normal soon.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 June, 2014, 07:41:57 AM
Glad to hear it, Trouty.  Hope it all goes well
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Post by: I, Cosh on 17 June, 2014, 11:21:50 AM
Quote from: Trout on 17 June, 2014, 02:06:44 AM
Thanks for everyone's good wishes. My wife's doing fine, despite a bit of neck pain, so we're hopeful we'll be back to normal soon.
Glad to hear it. Best wishes to all in Canadia.
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 17 June, 2014, 12:43:43 PM
Quote from: Trout on 17 June, 2014, 02:06:44 AM
Thanks for everyone's good wishes. My wife's doing fine, despite a bit of neck pain, so we're hopeful we'll be back to normal soon.

Don't be so harsh on yourself.  Glad to hear nothing too serious after the initial trauma.  Those kids will keep her spirits up.

So is Father's Day the same in Canadia as in the UK?
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Post by: atp on 17 June, 2014, 02:25:55 PM
Trout, truly sorry to hear about your situation. About 16 years ago I was involved in a pretty bad head on collision, I was at the front of traffic at the lights when a speeding car on the wrong side of the road smashed straight into me.
From then it was much the same as you described happened to your wife. So I feel for you and your family.
A few weeks after, I felt things were getting back to normal, when I found myself shaking, suddenly realizing that I could have been killed, this would happen when I was doing something ordinary like making a cuppa.
I tried to keep these feelings to myself, because I didn't want to worry my family, but it just got worse.
Lucky for me my wife noticed the change in me and helped me through it. These feelings hit me like a ton of bricks without warning.
I'm not saying this to put a downer on your situation with things starting to normalize, but as a warning of what may come out of the blue.
You've probably been warned about flashback memories. I truly feel for you and hope all is well soon. Best wishes to you all.   
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 June, 2014, 02:33:13 PM
Quote from: Trout on 15 June, 2014, 03:31:09 PM
Thanks, lads. I'm now in the huff because everyone forgot Father's Day. Other stuff on their minds.  ;)

Hope Mrs Trout gets better quick, must have been a nightmare.

At least your lot have an excuse... none o mine even mentioned FD  ::)
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Post by: TordelBack on 17 June, 2014, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 17 June, 2014, 02:33:13 PM...none o mine even mentioned FD  ::)

Don't feel too bad, their mothers probably haven't even told them about you.
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Post by: Trout on 18 June, 2014, 01:06:44 AM
Cheers, lads.

The car was written off today. Sigh. Waiting to find out what we might get for it. It won't be much. Ah well.

ATP, that sounds terrible. I don't think we're anything like so badly off.

And yes, Father's Day is the same. It's Mother's Day that's different.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 June, 2014, 01:35:26 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 17 June, 2014, 04:46:28 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 17 June, 2014, 02:33:13 PM...none o mine even mentioned FD  ::)

Don't feel too bad, their mothers probably haven't even told them about you.

That's junkies for you
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 18 June, 2014, 02:01:38 PM
Quote from: Trout on 15 June, 2014, 03:31:09 PM
Thanks, lads. I'm now in the huff because everyone forgot Father's Day. Other stuff on their minds.  ;)

I think you can forgive them for that mate. ;)  My little buggers on the other hand had no such excuse - they just couldn't be arsed!  So I'm buying my own Father's Day present and deducting it from their Christmas spoils this year.  That'll teach 'em.

Anyway, hope she's feeling better!
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 09 October, 2014, 12:10:24 PM
Slammed my ankle at training Tuesday night. Carried on. It felt like a niggling injury. Walk to train station was not much of a problem. Then 15 mins walk home was ok. Later on I sat at computer. Got up and found I couldn't stand. Pain got worse and worse then off the scale. Managed to get some kip for couple of hours on sofa from 6.30am.

Has improved today. Hope it is mainly inflammation that is causing pain. That'll be my second day off work, which can be sporadic. Not good for the coffers when one is freelance.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: hippynumber1 on 25 December, 2014, 10:42:22 AM
My Nan died this morning, 18 years to the day, almost to the hour, that my Dad died. Two close family members dying on Christmas morning is just heartbreaking, however far apart they are.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 25 December, 2014, 10:47:52 AM
That is just heartbreaking news. My thoughts are very much with you and your family. My deepest sympathies Z.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 25 December, 2014, 11:02:41 AM
Sorry to hear that, I'm sure her last few days running up to Christmas were filled with love from your family and you can always hold on to knowing that!
Take care and my thoughts are with you!
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Post by: Zenith 666 on 25 December, 2014, 11:10:51 AM
It's two months today since my wonderful Mam passed away and while I Know some of the pain your feeling I hope the wonderful memories you have of your nan give you some strength today.my deepest sympathies on your loss to both you and your family.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 25 December, 2014, 11:22:14 AM
Shit that's rough mate, all the best.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 25 December, 2014, 11:29:34 AM
Zenith, I was thinking of your loss as well when Hippy posted the news of his sad loss. It is one the hardest losses to bear. You and CF also point out the love that is the all encompassing aspect of what being a mother is.
Ths parting when it happens is shocking and frankly devestating, but a mother would never wish pain or sadness on her children and her wish is only for happines. It is right and proper to mourn and reflect on a life well spent; but always remember the joy your mother brought into your life and her true wish that joy and love will continue to be in your life. Z
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Post by: Spikes on 25 December, 2014, 01:29:10 PM
So sorry to hear this sad news Mark.
I know that you had done your absolute best for your Nan these past few months.

My thoughts are with you and your family.
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Post by: von Boom on 25 December, 2014, 02:07:25 PM
Terribly sad news, especially today. All the best to you and your family.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 December, 2014, 04:51:43 PM
So sorry to hear that.  I hope you all are coping ok. 
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 18 January, 2015, 09:11:42 PM
today I found out my best online friend Nemesis Scourge in fact one of my best friends in general the guy who interdused me to most if not all of the stuff I'm interested in today has died at a age of 30 this has taken me by shock as I was only chating with him about a little more than a week ago this was a guy who befor he was ill it was rare to not speack with him at least once a day some times we would spend large amounts of the day just chatting on twitter he even helped me with my depereshion which I still strugle with this news has hit me really hard ive not been this sad in over 7 months I wish I had know he was that bad so I could have said good bye I feel kind of bad that his death has hit me harder than my distant uncle
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Post by: ZenArcade on 18 January, 2015, 10:37:57 PM
Sorry to hear of this CL2K. Z
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Post by: TordelBack on 18 January, 2015, 11:03:32 PM
Very sorry to hear that, Cyberleader, a ridiculously young age.  It's trite advice, but try not to let it get you down: your friend wouldn't have wanted that.
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Post by: Fungus on 19 January, 2015, 12:16:17 AM
Very sad news Cyber, sorry to hear that.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 January, 2015, 06:54:04 AM
My condolences, Cyber, that sucks.
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Take heed of what Tordels says and don't feel guilty for missing your friend more than your distant uncle. You are bound to miss someone you speak to every day more than someone you only speak to on rare occasions. That's not a bad thing, Cybe, it's just human.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 19 January, 2015, 08:02:40 AM
This thread spugs. Too much sad.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 19 January, 2015, 09:22:24 PM
thanks guys for all the messages I think the idea that he has gon has just really hit home I carnt stop crying thing is never befor did I ever thing that all my figures that have borought me so much joy would be such a curse he helped me get most of them or got me into the frantrises that there from now where ever I go in the house there are reminders of him and eariler today I stumble across a tweet I missed last month the sort of thing that he usichily posted that even on the worst of days would make me laught so I ended up laughting whish then went to extream sadness as I relised I would never get this sort of laught again I know I'm not sopost to let it get me down but I just feel so sad I'm not really used to feeling this sad dosent help that hes usichily the one who cheres me up when I am sad sorry for just ramabaling but I'm not shure how elses to get out how sad I feel
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Post by: ZenArcade on 19 January, 2015, 09:32:09 PM
There is nothing wrong with being sad Cyberleader2000, there would be much more wrong if you didn't feel this way. You should of course grieve and remember your friend. Tordel is right when he says that your friend would never want you to be utterly sad to the extent where it dominates everything else in your life. Instead after a time you will see the things you did together as a joyful testament to your friendship. This is what he would want. My very best regards Z.
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Post by: von Boom on 19 January, 2015, 09:50:07 PM
Terrible news C2K. That is far too young. Be well.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 January, 2015, 11:17:42 PM
One day, Cybes, you'll be able to pay it forward. You'll be able to cheer someone up who needs it because your friend taught you how.
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Just be sad for now, that's okay. Don't be ashamed of it or afraid of it, just let it run its course.
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The thoughts of plenty of us are with you, Cybes. You are not alone.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 26 January, 2015, 01:07:37 AM
Hi folks.

Other than a (very) last minute attempt at the art comp, I've only lurked on this forum in the last weeks.

The entire Xmas period was about as bad as things can get.

23rd December my father-in-law (suffering with very bad Alzheimer's) fell at his family home and was unable to move.

Ambulance came immediately. 

Sadly, his neck was broken.

After being transferred from one hospital to another he underwent an emergency operation, which he survived.

Xmas day at hospital we were told by the consultants he suffered a "complete break" of the neck. He was permanently paralysed from the neck down and couldn't breathe without a ventilator. So his mind was virtually gone and now his body.

On 28th it was all about palliative care and on 30th he passed away, a day after his birthday.

From 23rd-30th December we spent about eight hours a day at hospital.

Lately I've been busy helping sort out all sorts for the funeral which was last week and stuff like dealing with the coroners office.

As you can imagine, an extremely draining period. It has taken its toll on his immediate family. Some are taking it worse than the others.

Life was extremely tough for them in the last few years. Alzheimer's had left very little of him. Previously he was mild mannered (don't ever recall seeing him angry) but in recent years he became extremely violent. A lot went on in that house and my mother-in-law in particular suffered a lot. He even tried to attack me a few weeks prior, in A&E. I'm surprised he wasn't sectioned.

The way I see it, disaster was lurking in one form or another for the last few years and there was never going to be any way out that was not horrendous, but this way seemed particularly cruel for him and the family.

One thing that stuck in my mind was a comment by one of the consultants. He thought it likely that my father-in-law would have been in perpetual hell, as every time he woke up he wouldn't have remembered that he was paralysed, let alone understood why.

At least his suffering is over, but I think things are too raw for some of the family to see it that way.

So I came up for air about a week ago and am playing catch up with all sorts. Never been so glad to be back at work for routine and some normality.

Anyway... good to be back round here.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 January, 2015, 01:22:04 AM
That's one horrible situation to have gone through, for everyone and I think the consultant may be right.

My thoughts are with you!
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 26 January, 2015, 01:36:45 AM
Bloody hell Supersurfer, that sounds absolutely horrific. I am so sorry to hear that. My best wishes to you and yours.
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Post by: Fungus on 26 January, 2015, 01:47:33 AM
Sounds horrendous, SuperSurfer. All the best after this (lengthy) ordeal.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 January, 2015, 02:08:12 AM
My best wishes to you and your family, SuperSurfer.
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Post by: TordelBack on 26 January, 2015, 08:04:10 AM
An unimaginably horrible thing to happen, SuperSurfer. Very best wishes to you and your family.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 26 January, 2015, 09:28:09 AM
Dreadful situation SuperSurfer. My best to you and the family. Z
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Post by: Minkyboy on 26 January, 2015, 11:16:08 AM
Best wishes to you and yours SuperSurfer.

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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 26 January, 2015, 11:19:12 AM
Oh SuperSurfer that's unutterably horrible for him and your family - what a hideous way to die. Hope you're all coping well and recover swiftly.

It was meant to be a bit of a jovial ribbing about your lateness on the comp I hope I didn't offend you at all - !
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Post by: Albion on 26 January, 2015, 11:48:04 AM
Sorry to hear that Supersurfer.
A terrible thing for all of you to go through. Best wishes to you and your family.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 26 January, 2015, 11:54:16 AM
Sorry to hear you've had such a shitty time lately. All the best to you and your family.
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Post by: von Boom on 26 January, 2015, 02:13:02 PM
Words pale at such dreadful news Supersurfer. All the best to you and yours.
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Post by: paddykafka on 26 January, 2015, 03:28:40 PM
I've been away from the forum for some time, so I'm only just catching up on what's been happening. My thoughts are with you, SuperSurfer and also with CyberLeader for both of your respective losses. All the best to you both and other Squaxx going through horrible times at the moment or recently. Here's hoping that 2015 will be a better year for us all. 
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Post by: HdE on 26 January, 2015, 06:11:22 PM
Cyberleader and Supersurfer - - Really sorry to hear how both you guys have been going through it lately.

Cyberleader - Nemesis Scourge wasn't someone I knew, but I know people who know people, if you get what I mean. He was very well liked, evidently, and you're by no means alone in feeling that way about his passing. A real loss, and no mistake.

And, Supersurfer - I fully empathise with your recent situation. Alzheimers is just awful beyond contemplation.

I can't remember if I mentioned it on this board before, but last year I had quite a scary experience with one of my day job customers. I'd suspected for a while she may have been showing early signs of dementia, but she unfortunately proved me right in spectacular fashion. That stuff really erodes people in the saddest way imaginable, and just destroys or re-writes who they are. I cannot imagine having to live with or care for a family member suffering with that condition.

Manly hugs to both of you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 January, 2015, 02:17:20 PM
Many thanks for all the kind words everyone. It's a sister in law that I'm most concerned about. She has taken the loss of her father particularly badly. My mother-in-law and two of her daughters became more or less full-time carers who also run a small business so they were at full stretch. I read an article recently that suggested 40% of family members who are unofficial carers suffer from depression and I think that was already the case here (as well as other factors I won't mention).

Yes HdE, Alzheimer's is cruel beyond belief. I am realising it's far more common than I thought – which is damn scary.

No probs about the ribbing CFM. This drawing lark is becoming harder and harder to make time for. I usually take some time out from whatever I am doing to scrawl something for the art comps. Sunday night I carried on working to 6:40am. My Mrs' alarm went off within seconds after I got to bed. And that was on a work morning. Something needs to change round these parts.

And sorry about losing your friend CL2000. It takes time to come to terms with losing someone close.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 January, 2015, 03:49:32 PM
I'm incredibly sorry for your current position, SS. Hopefully, with time, wounds will heal.

And just to drag my petines down a bit here's my grip for the day. All subscriptions through apple have seen a price increase. Buggering, buggerations.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 January, 2015, 04:03:00 PM
There was a report on Radio 4 yesterday (You and Yours, I think) concerning Apple. A gentleman died, leaving everything, including his Apple phone and accounts, to his only son. The son has been trying for months to get Apple to cancel his deceased father's accounts and whatnot so he could use the 'phone himself. Apple demanded the death certificate, a copy of the will and God knows what else, which the son dutifully provided. But Apple still refused to do anything (presumably in the hope that he'd eventually give up and have to buy a replacement 'phone) until, of course, they got a call from Radio 4.
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It seems to me that you never really buy an Apple 'phone and that the money you fork out is little more than a one-off rental charge.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2015, 04:42:24 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 January, 2015, 04:03:00 PM
It seems to me that you never really buy an Apple 'phone and that the money you fork out is little more than a one-off rental charge.

This isn't far from the truth.  However, the fact is that this system (and those of other manufacturers) allows you to have the use of an incredibly powerful miniaturised computer, communications center, multimedia and entertainment console, high spec camera and business tool, the like of which none of us could really have imagined 20 years ago.  Not to mention a potent symbol of status and fashion, for those who give a toss. 

Without the clever backloaded nature of payments and advertising/data collection clawback, the cost of buying these devices outright would be beyond almost all of us.  And yet because of the widespread adoption that the pose-now pay-forever model facilitates, trickledown products like my tiny contract-free Samsung Neo Pet cost me €40 outright and about €10 a month to run, and does more tricks than I'll ever need. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 27 January, 2015, 04:51:37 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 27 January, 2015, 04:42:24 PM
Without the clever backloaded nature of payments and advertising/data collection clawback, the cost of buying these devices outright would be beyond almost all of us.

Worth mentioning that Apple were fucking idiots in the case to which TLS refers. It appears their customer service guys may have had their head stuck in a set of T&Cs defined by Californian law which bore no resemblance to the legal requirements in the UK — whatever the reasons, it was bloody awful customer service.* The man in question was also being pretty bloody-minded, because he could have taken the phone to pretty much any third-party unlocker who would have done the factory reset he was after.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2015, 05:14:25 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 27 January, 2015, 04:51:37 PM
Worth mentioning that Apple were fucking idiots in the case to which TLS refers. It

Apologies, hadn't intended my remarks as a comment on the specific stupidity of that case.  More a reflection on the flipside of the smartphone business model, which is affordable hyper-technology for the average spode.  Remarks with no real place on this thread, really.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 16 February, 2015, 10:07:23 PM
I have a ear infichion and omg the pain and swelling its like my ear wants to explode and pain killeres are having no efect.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2015, 04:14:49 AM
Ouch, Cybes - hope it clears up soon.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2015, 08:46:53 AM
so much pain at most last night I had bursts of 5 to 10 minutes of sleep so now I'm tired and in even more pain.  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 17 February, 2015, 10:16:51 AM
Go to your GP, buddy. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 February, 2015, 10:50:21 AM
Yeah, if it's that bad get to the quack asap. Tell them it's urgent and insist on an urgent appointment, even if it's only with a practice nurse. You could also show your ear to a chemist (if you can't get a doctor's appointment soon enough, your chemist *might* be persuaded to call the surgery on your behalf). If all else fails, go to A&E.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2015, 04:30:15 PM
I got it sorted yesterday and am sopost to have spechil ear drops but there still not in at the cemist I am not very happy
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 February, 2015, 07:35:48 PM
Rugby League World Club Championship, South Sydney v St Helens (the team I follow). Ten minutes to half time and we're 18-0 down.
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Bugger.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 February, 2015, 07:36:52 PM
I reckon the bankers have something to do with this ;)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 February, 2015, 07:39:51 PM
24-0 now.
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Uberbugger.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 February, 2015, 09:02:31 PM
39-0.
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Thirty
Nine
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^»€#*ing
NIL.
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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 February, 2015, 12:26:49 PM
I'm just starting to get over my ear infechion now I have a soding cold
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 03:14:21 PM
The woman who I've loved for the last five years (since I was 19), who I have been engaged to, and who I've been through hell and back with, is now pregnant after some creep she met online got her drunk and forced himself on her.

This is probably far too much information to go on here but I figured this was better than trying to find the guy and killing him. Despair and fury make for a horrible mix.  :'(

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 03:45:16 PM
Sorry to hear that Tim, you were right to come on here, as in these types of frought situations is is imperative that you do nothing rash. Take time and assess the situation: talk to family and friends letting cooler heads give you objectivity. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 March, 2015, 04:01:40 PM
I want to say something to support you, Tim, but I don't have the words. Speechless.
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 04:28:32 PM
Thank you for both for your kind words.

We've had an on/off relationship for a couple of years now, although this has been dictated by circumstances rather than feelings (e.g. distance and time). Even when we're not supposed to be going out with each other it always changes when we're together.

I knew this creep was hanging around before and I would have happily smashed his face in, but now I think it's better that I never ever come into contact with him, because I would do a damn sight more than that to him now. As it is I've had to settle for smashing a piece of furniture in my house. Usually I'm the most peaceful, non confrontational, laid back guy you could meet, but there are limits to which one can be pushed.

She is going to decide tomorrow what to do about the pregnancy. Understandably she doesn't want to talk to me about it, though I do not blame her in the slightest.

I have a couple of training days with work at the end of the week which involve me being in the same town that she lives in. I think I'll write her a card and take her some flowers. I'm intending on leaving them on her doorstep, so I can knock on her door without her being forced to see me.

Apologies to fellow forum member if this is all a bit much for a forum about comics, but there's no where else I can talk about this.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 05:11:21 PM
It's a pity you even smashed up your own stuff over the actions of a guy totally independent from you. You are right to give the girl a lot of space and time to make a decision which is entirely hers to make. Of course write to her (it is the decent and human thing to do) but unless you are contacted directly by her, it is proper to honour her privicy.
Tim I would again urge you in the strongest terms not to approach the other guy, given the state you're in at the moment. Best regards Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 05:26:19 PM
We have spoken today, but I totally understand why she doesn't want to talk about it with me. I think the idea of leaving flowers and a card on her doorstep isn't a bad one, as it shows I'm thinking about her without forcing myself onto her when she's in a highly emotional state. I'm in a highly emotional state as well of course, but I'm very much collateral damage in this whole mess. If I knock on her door, leave the flowers, and make myself scarce before she answers then she can decide if she wants to see me or not. Or maybe this is a terrible idea and I'm not thinking straight.

ZenArcade, I've never met the guy (I won't dignify him my calling him a man) so I don't anticipate ever running into him now. That would be the worst thing that could possible happen.

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Post by: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 05:33:51 PM
Yes that's good to know you haven't met him. Leave it a couple of days before you start thinking of flowers and possibly initiating contact. You will have given your self time to become calmer about the situation and will most likely have received more information upon which to base a course of action. Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 05:36:07 PM
Quote from: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 05:33:51 PM
Yes that's good to know you haven't met him. Leave it a couple of days before you start thinking of flowers and possibly initiating contact. You will have given your self time to become calmer about the situation and will most likely have received more information upon which to base a course of action. Z

I won't be there until Friday evening, so there's five full days until it would happen anyway.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 05:39:25 PM
Well that's good, your perspective will be better by then. You need to get some down time on this: get some rest and try not to let is dominate your thoughts, difficult as that may seem at the moment. Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 07:19:29 PM
I don't think there is anyway I can stop this dominating my thoughts Zen, but you're quite right of course. I am dreading what she'll say next time I hear from her though.

Thank you for the advice.
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Post by: Grugz on 01 March, 2015, 07:35:43 PM
thats awful  and I hope things work out for you with or without her. has she reported the rape btw?...my nephew has just found out his girlfriend has been cheating on him with a boy from the pub they have a not yet two year old together so naturally he kicked her out . 
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 March, 2015, 07:41:22 PM
Here's an idea that might be terrible - instead of leaving stuff on her doorstep, might it be better instead to pass on your gifts and thoughts through her best friend or close relative? I imagine her friends/family will be supporting her at the moment, so going through them might be a gentler approach.
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As I say, this might be a terrible idea so take it under advisement.
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My best to you all,
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M
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 07:43:19 PM
Quote from: Grugz on 01 March, 2015, 07:35:43 PM
thats awful...but has she reported the rape?

I'm afraid I don't know what the situation is there. It will be addressed by me at some point, but I think I'll keep that off the forum.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 07:45:48 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 01 March, 2015, 07:41:22 PM
Here's an idea that might be terrible - instead of leaving stuff on her doorstep, might it be better instead to pass on your gifts and thoughts through her best friend or close relative? I imagine her friends/family will be supporting her at the moment, so going through them might be a gentler approach.
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As I say, this might be a terrible idea so take it under advisement.
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My best to you all,
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M

Unfortunately, due to distance, I don't know her best friend personally. I know her best friend is well aware of who I am, but I don't know where she lives or anything. Plus, she might not have divulged this to her best friend for all I know.

I thought about the doorstep idea because if she wants to see me then she knows I'm very near by, whereas if she doesn't then she doesn't have to face me.

Thank you though Shark.
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Post by: Dash Decent on 02 March, 2015, 10:50:23 AM
Tim, maybe you could post the card to her now and let her know that you want to be there for her and that you'll be in town on such-&-such a day and your number is xxxxx.  That way she has some time to think about it and get in touch.  You could also have the flowers delivered if you can afford it.

I think the note and flowers are a great idea but the 'dumping them & running away' part might be open to misinterpretation.  Also it reduces the amount of time she's got to make a decision and she might just be startled and say 'no' as a first reaction then change her mind later when it's too late.  Right now you've got distance as a reason for approaching her this way, and you can explain in the card that you would never do anything to upset her and put her on the spot so you're reaching out this way to see if she wants you to call in person.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 02 March, 2015, 01:05:29 PM
Quote from: Dash Decent on 02 March, 2015, 10:50:23 AM
I think the note and flowers are a great idea but the 'dumping them & running away' part might be open to misinterpretation.  Also it reduces the amount of time she's got to make a decision and she might just be startled and say 'no' as a first reaction then change her mind later when it's too late.  Right now you've got distance as a reason for approaching her this way, and you can explain in the card that you would never do anything to upset her and put her on the spot so you're reaching out this way to see if she wants you to call in person.

I think you may be right there Dash Decent. I certainly plan on contacting her before Friday night, even if it's just a single unanswered message, so she at least knows I'm there. Obviously I want to do that right now, but today she is making the decision about what to do, and as much as it is killing me I think it's probably best that I don't contact her today.

I do kind of feel that whatever I do will end up being wrong though. Life didn't come with an instruction manual for this kind of thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 02 March, 2015, 01:19:57 PM
Ah Tim don't beat your self up or put yourself down over this: there's a world of pricks out there who'll happily do that for you gratis. Life certainly doesn't come with a manual, but listen to others and consider how the girl is feeling.. apart from psychopaths, we all have the ability to emotionally model how others feel and that coupled with circumspection are the skills you need to apply now. Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 02 March, 2015, 02:53:53 PM
I'm struggling right now with regards to thinking how to make first contact again, though like I said it most likely wouldn't be today anyway.

Obviously I have no idea what is happening right now, but even though I want to get in touch asap I don't want to seem too pushy or like I'm forcing my way into the situation.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 02 March, 2015, 03:31:28 PM
Well send her a short text: keep it to the very basics ie how is she; how you are thinking of her; and how you are there for her, if she needs to talk. Keep it short, supportive and most importantly non judgemental. At all times remain aware that she has alot on her plate at the moment interms of her emotional and physical feelings. You really can do no more than this, as it is then entirely down to her as and when she chooses to reply. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 02 March, 2015, 03:34:46 PM
Quote from: ZenArcade on 02 March, 2015, 03:31:28 PM
Well send her a short text: keep it to the very basics ie how is she; how you are thinking of her; and how you are there for her, if she needs to talk. Keep it short, supportive and most importantly non judgemental. At all times remain aware that she has alot on her plate at the moment interms of her emotional and physical feelings. You really can do no more than this, as it is then entirely down to her as and when she chooses to reply. Z

Thanks Zen. I shall take your advice on board and send a short message to her tomorrow, unless I hear from her in the meantime of course. I would always have been non judgemental as I apportion her no blame whatsoever, but it is a case of being supportive without appearing intrusive.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 02 March, 2015, 03:36:30 PM
Good man Tim. Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 02 March, 2015, 10:38:00 PM
Well she sent me a brief message tonight and said that she is scared of making the wrong choice and having to live with it. I feel so selfish and horrible because I'm terrified that she might keep it.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 March, 2015, 07:49:08 AM
Jesus. Hope things work out ok in the end.  I won't pretend I have any notion of what the best thing to do is,  so I'll just say I'm sorry you both have to go through this.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 03 March, 2015, 09:19:26 AM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 02 March, 2015, 10:38:00 PM
Well she sent me a brief message tonight and said that she is scared of making the wrong choice and having to live with it. I feel so selfish and horrible because I'm terrified that she might keep it.

Tim- The only thing you should do is offer her support in whatever decision she makes. Whether she carries the pregnancy through or not is her choice.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 March, 2015, 09:32:55 AM
What Bolt said is very wise (this forum definitely needs a "Like" button). I have not experienced your situation but have unfortunately been involved in the same decision so I can say with some meagre authority that each choice bears its own consequences.
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Ultimately the decisions, and most of the consequences, rest with her. All you can do is support the decision and help with the consequences as well as you can.
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Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 03 March, 2015, 09:51:43 AM
Tim, Bolt makes the point well. I know this must be a terrible situation for you; but the choice lies with her and no one else. Shark is right: she needs support in her decision and the fact that you care so much for her should lend towards this. Z
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Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
Of course Bolt is absolutely correct, and I'm sure Tim knows this. But that's no reason that he should feel guilty about a perfectly normal emotional reaction on his part. Go easy on yourself Tim, unconditional support is all you can contribute at the moment and what you have to do, but don't feel even more miserable just because you have these feelings. It all seems like hell at the moment because it is, but keep your head and deal with each thing as it happens rather than anticipating and pre-judging, and you'll both get through this and into a different place. Easy words to type, I know.
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 03 March, 2015, 01:05:27 PM
You're quite right of course Bolt. I have at no point offered my opinion to her on what she should do, because I know that she is the only one who can make this decision. I know what I would have her do, but that is not for me to decide.

Thank you everyone for your kind messages. Several days without proper food and sleep is starting to take its toll on me now, so I need to try and get some rest and let events play out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 03 March, 2015, 01:36:11 PM
Tim, it is really important that you rest. Z
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Post by: Albion on 03 March, 2015, 04:17:41 PM
Mrs Albion has been made redundant.
Her bosses are retiring and the franchise will be run from elsewhere.

On top of some major problems with her side of the family over the last couple of years this is is all we need right now.  >:(

ARSE!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 03 March, 2015, 04:37:19 PM
Terrible news Albion. Hopefully she finds something quickly and something she likes doing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 03 March, 2015, 06:03:56 PM
That's piss poor Albion. Hope ahe finds alternative employment sooner rather than later.  :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 03 March, 2015, 06:05:23 PM
Sorry to hear of this Albino. Hope it resolves favourably soon. Z
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 March, 2015, 07:56:49 PM
Sorry to hear that Albion. Hope something comes up soon.
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 19 April, 2015, 06:40:30 PM
Still no idea why this thread isn't in off-topic but uh, there's a national news story about a feller dying that's milady's uncle  :o

All quite alarming, all quite sudden, all quite horrible. Feeling very weird today.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 19 April, 2015, 09:23:46 PM
Stay well CFM. Z
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 08 May, 2015, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: Tim Tailz on 01 March, 2015, 03:14:21 PM
The woman who I've loved for the last five years (since I was 19), who I have been engaged to, and who I've been through hell and back with, is now pregnant after some creep she met online got her drunk and forced himself on her.

This is probably far too much information to go on here but I figured this was better than trying to find the guy and killing him. Despair and fury make for a horrible mix.  :'(

Bit of a necropost here, but I have literally just discovered she has been in hospital for a week with what sounds like a miscarriage. If that's the case then nobody has won in this horrible situation.  :'(
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 May, 2015, 06:30:51 PM
Ah hell, Tim, that's awful. I don't have the words, I just don't :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 08 May, 2015, 10:04:48 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 08 May, 2015, 06:30:51 PM
Ah hell, Tim, that's awful. I don't have the words, I just don't :(

I don't think there are any words Shark. Thanks for the reply though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 08 June, 2015, 11:38:53 PM
Bit of a bad time at the moment, hence my lack of input over the past few weeks. My Mother is very ill. She had a stroke last Wednesday on top of a long running illness. She has had the last rites from the priest and we have been at her bedside since then. We have made our peace with the situation and she is very comfortable, peaceful and filled with the loving grace she has shown all throughout her 88 years on this earth.
It is a hard time and I'd appreciate it if all the squaxx reading this were to hold her and others in a similar situation in their thoughta and indeed prayers for those so inclined.
Many thanks Z
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Post by: Zenith 666 on 08 June, 2015, 11:43:54 PM
Your moms in my prayers and I'll light candle for her tomorrow when I visit my mum.Stay Strong Zen.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 June, 2015, 11:48:27 PM
My thoughts are with you and yours, Z.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 09 June, 2015, 12:14:58 AM
That's rough Zen, thoughts go to you and your family.
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Post by: Fungus on 09 June, 2015, 12:39:33 AM
A very difficult time Zen, take care.
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Post by: Banners on 09 June, 2015, 04:08:15 AM
Very sad. Thinking of you here. Take care...
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Post by: Dandontdare on 09 June, 2015, 08:57:55 AM
Thinking of you and your mum Zen, all the best.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 09 June, 2015, 02:06:53 PM
Good luck with it all Zen, hope it goes as best as things can.
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Post by: von Boom on 09 June, 2015, 03:16:56 PM
My thoughts are with you and yours Zen.
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Post by: Frank on 09 June, 2015, 04:44:58 PM

I know what you're going through, Z. Best wishes.


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Post by: Steve Green on 09 June, 2015, 05:19:58 PM
My thoughts are with you and your family, Zen.
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Post by: Link Prime on 09 June, 2015, 05:27:01 PM
Just saw your post there Zen, very sorry to hear that.
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Post by: Woolly on 09 June, 2015, 06:33:13 PM
My thoughts are with you and your family Zen, so sorry to read your news.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jacqusie on 10 June, 2015, 02:47:44 AM
Best wishes Zen, you are both in my thoughts, Si.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 10 June, 2015, 09:21:57 AM
Many thanks for the kind thoughts everyone. It is a big help. Mum is strong and is holding on as I knew she would. She hasn't much time left but we are beside her talking, holding her hands and enjoying every moment we are gifted with her.
Again I can't express enough my thanks for the support I have received both here and in general. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ming on 10 June, 2015, 12:05:14 PM
Good on ya, Zen.  Sounds like you are handling this as best as anyone possibly can and I wish you all the very, very best.  Chin up.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 10 June, 2015, 12:27:58 PM
Best wishes Zen - it's a hard thing to go through.

And Tim; that's some shit you've went through recently. Hope it gets better sooner.

M.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 10 June, 2015, 12:56:06 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 10 June, 2015, 12:27:58 PM
Best wishes Zen - it's a hard thing to go through.

And Tim; that's some shit you've went through recently. Hope it gets better sooner.

M.

Thank you Mikey. It's been a very hard few months but you have to keep going.

And Zen, best wishes to you during this difficult time. My thoughts are with you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 10 June, 2015, 09:24:03 PM
My mother passed away peacefully peacefully this evening. She was surrounded by her family and her brothers. She was held, hugged and kissed during her passing. She went with the quiet dignity and beauty she had all of her life. I am filled with a sense of love, fortitude and inner calmness: all gifts bequeathed by her.
My sense of loss will I'm sure visit me over the next hours and days, but many, many people have it much worse and my thoughts as ever are with those who are vulnerable and bereft of hope.
Many thanks again to all on the forum. Zenarcade.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 10 June, 2015, 09:32:15 PM
Best wishes Zen. You're a scholar and a gent and we're lucky to have you on the board.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 June, 2015, 10:12:26 PM
So sorry to hear about your loss ZenArcade.

My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 10 June, 2015, 10:20:30 PM
Rough times Zen. All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 10 June, 2015, 10:51:14 PM
I'm sure you will be hit by emotion soon Zen, but that sounds like the perfect way to go, peacefully and surrounded by loved ones. Thinking of you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Fungus on 10 June, 2015, 10:52:46 PM
Condolences, Zen. Best wishes.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 10 June, 2015, 11:11:25 PM
Very sorry for your loss Zen.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 June, 2015, 11:26:58 PM
Condolences, Z.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Andy Lambert on 11 June, 2015, 12:36:09 AM
Very sorry to hear that, Zen - as with others before me, my thoughts are with you, your mum and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Zenith 666 on 11 June, 2015, 01:26:23 AM
Closing in on the seventh month of my mums passing and I miss her everyday.Your kind words were a great help to me when she passed Zen even though I wasn't long a member of the board.I have no words to make such a loss better or easier I just hope that all those great memories you and your mam shared will give you the strength you need over next few weeks and months.My prayers are with you and your family during your loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 June, 2015, 08:44:07 AM
ZenArcade- so sorry for your loss.
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Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 June, 2015, 10:01:30 AM
Deep condolences for your loss Zen, very sads news.
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Post by: judda fett on 11 June, 2015, 01:02:05 PM
My condolences Zen, take it steady
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Post by: von Boom on 11 June, 2015, 03:55:11 PM
Deepest condolences to you and your family Zen.
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Post by: Spikes on 11 June, 2015, 04:40:52 PM
Sorry to hear of your loss, Zen. My deepest condolences to you and your family, as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 June, 2015, 05:14:04 PM
Aye, condolences to you at this sad time. Having said that, to pass away at an advanced age with a loving family around you - there aren't many better ways to go.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mikey on 14 June, 2015, 01:13:17 PM
All the best Zen - it might seem strange to say it, but I actually enjoyed my ma's funeral. It was great to see all the support and kind thoughts of the friends and family who came. Hope it's a similar experience for you.

M
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 14 June, 2015, 03:52:46 PM
My deepest condolences to you and your loved ones Zen. Hang in there mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dominic O'Rourke on 17 July, 2015, 12:43:54 PM
For the second time in my life, I'm forced to cancel my subscription to 2000AD.

And which Thrillsucker is to blame? Why it's the Age Of Austerity thrill sucker himself - lots of changes at home, my wife has taken redundancy from work and we've been tightening our belts anticipating a downturn in the family finances.

Last time I had to do this was in the rub up to our wedding - and I was out of the loop for about eight years. I doubt we'll be that poor that we can't find some money for Thrillpower but for the moment, I'm having to bow out.

If I could just ask you to keep your sense of fun and enjoyment of future progs a little subdued for the next six months is appreciate that.

See you soon

Dom.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 17 July, 2015, 02:47:19 PM
So, I'll buy 2 progs per week and post one off? Happy to do so. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 17 July, 2015, 07:26:51 PM
Zen, you've always come across as a decent person on this board and really, Mate, you've just confirmed it.  That's a smashing offer you've made.
Title: Re: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dominic O'Rourke on 17 July, 2015, 11:02:10 PM
And much appreciated. I'll make a promise now that I'll pass this favour on as soon as I can.

Some personal info - I've been a reader since Prog 1 - I know exactly where my free space spinner is - in some farmers field in Co. Waterford, I tried to move away from 2k with Tornado, and Starlord but something (comics merger) always brought me back - I donated a large lump of my collection in the 1990's - it was Big Dave's fault - and stopped reading altogether for eight years around the start of this century, shortly after joining this community (I must have the lowest post frequency of anyone .04 a day?)
I came back once I realised how much I'd missed Joe, and will be back again.

Thanks Z.
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Post by: Grugz on 28 July, 2015, 06:20:20 PM
I am starting to think I may have buggered myself up good and proper.at easter my back went,not just a twinge but it really went as it has done a couple of times before,my legs went and I couldn't move and it usually took a while to recover but recover I did....except this time, it aint getting better pain is still like someone drawing a hot serrated blade across my back and down my legs which are having problems themselves,the right side of my right thigh is a bit numb but the tops of my thighs and my groin have a burning sensation but the worst bit is when I got out of the shower the other week I noticed I'm off center my hip sticks out at one side and my ribs overshoot the hip on the other so im thinking I may be twisted...I know I may have to go to a and e but we are supposed to be going on holiday on Monday and I don't want to let the family down.

on the bright side I may be able to cosplay as quasimodo
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 July, 2015, 06:23:03 PM
Ouch. Get ye to A&E - I'm sure your family will understand. You get many holidays in a lifetime but only one spine.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Eamonn Clarke on 28 July, 2015, 06:34:11 PM
To offer a slightly different opinion this is not really what A&E is for.

You need to get in to see your GP this week, who can give you some medication for your holiday and may suggest referring you to a spinal clinic.

You might also try and book an osteopath before you go away. An un-twisting and clicking may help.

All the best
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 29 July, 2015, 12:10:01 PM
GP ASAP man.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: hippynumber1 on 07 August, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
I have had to have my cat put to sleep tonight. He had a lymphoma and was responding well to treatment; he had the lump in his neck removed on Tuesday. He'd been at home and seemed a little sorry for himself but was otherwise okay. We took him back today for his post-op check up and they decided to keep him in for an x-ray as he had become a little bloated. Biopsy results on the lump and today's x-ray confirmed the cancer had spread to his intestines and taking the weekend to decide how to proceed would have no effect on the 9 - 12 months prognosis. We got him home and something ruptured inside him. One hectic drive back to the vets and I am now devastated at the loss of my best friend. It's pathetic how attached we get to these creatures.  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 07 August, 2015, 09:10:06 PM
Sad to hear that hippynumber1. And I don't think becoming attached to such creatures is a bad thing. It hurts when they go, sure, but I think the good times with them are worth it.

All the best.
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Post by: TordelBack on 07 August, 2015, 09:11:50 PM
So sorry to hear that Hippy, they do take your heart with them when they go, the furry little gits.

Both my surviving cats are in their late teens now, scares the crap out of me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 07 August, 2015, 10:13:19 PM
They blind-side you, the little furry bastards. I swear losing our last cat tore me up nearly as much as my Dad dying. With my Dad, it was out of the blue, but the cat...? I actually had to CHOOSE to send the poor little guy on his way.

Just horrible, Hippy. Don't feel stupid for feeling sad — it just tears you up.

Jim

(I dislike this thread.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 August, 2015, 10:50:54 PM
there ain't nothing pathetic about getting attached to our furry companions. Sorry for your loss mate.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 08 August, 2015, 12:27:07 AM
So sorry to hear that Hippy, our cat and one of our dogs died in spring. They really become part of the fabric of a home.  :( 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 August, 2015, 03:30:11 AM
For such little things they leave such big holes behind. We all know and feel your pain, Hippy - it's hard and it sucks, but the price we pay for love. My thoughts are with you.
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 08 August, 2015, 10:15:03 AM
We've all seen it HN1 - doesn't make it easier  :'(

I've just moved into a flat that allows pets and I was genuinely debating not having one for fear it might die and upset me. However you mustn't think like that - all life ends and the joy is in living it. Your horror at this moment will fade, but the love you gave to your cat never will.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/19/df/0019dfcceae1a1c032875f7d429e6946.jpg)

"The beautiful cat endures"
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Post by: Fungus on 08 August, 2015, 10:50:34 AM
Very nice tribute CFM.

And my parents' cat died this week. They sound a bit lost to me, it's sore.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: hippynumber1 on 08 August, 2015, 11:53:17 AM
Thank you for all of your support, it means a lot to me. There is a massive, cat-shaped hole in my life right now but I know the rawness of it will eventually heal and I'll be able to miss my little man without weeping.

Cheers.

Mark
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Spikes on 08 August, 2015, 12:10:09 PM
Aye, sorry for your loss as well Mark. Losing a beloved pet is never easy. Never easy at all.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dash Decent on 08 August, 2015, 02:02:18 PM
I saw Bill Clinton deliver a speech in which he said, in the wake of some disaster, that the Queen had said to him "grief is the price we pay for love."

Parent, partner, friend, hero, innocents, pets - it is so true whenever love is involved.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 26 February, 2016, 11:50:33 AM
Think my wife has lyme disease.

No idea how to get it looked as our doctors have been, in a word, rubbish for 2 years now. Sending her off for vitamin tests and iron tests and prescribing migraine pills but never following up on success or test results. It's only now she's started feeling even worse than before that we realise it could be Lyme, as she did get a tick bite around the time her symptoms started and on closer inspection our GPs assurance that no rash = no disease was actually bullshit.

She just gets worse and worse every day and really she's been feeling like this to some extent for almost our entire life together. She's not from the UK and she loved the idea of the NHS but now she's got no trust in it whatsoever (mainly after one prick said 'Are you depressed? It could be depression' and then gave her some migraine tablets), so it's even harder to try and get what help could be available as I have to fight her distrust and bad feeling as well as the doctor's general lack of interest in anything that can't be identified immediately.

She says she wishes she had cancer. A friend of ours had cancer and is now completely fine. I'm glad that it's not but I don't know how to help her. I spent so long trying to tell her it will all be fine it will all be ok and when she worried it was Lyme disease, I told her it wasn't, but we're still no closer to what it might be and the more I learn the more I realise it definitely seems that way. I feel like a liar everytime I tell her it's going to be ok. I feel like I'm one of the people who haven't helped her by saying it's not this possibly life-long disease when all I wanted was to make her hopeful.

The tests are all unreliable, and it seems like you need to be lucky enough to get an engaged GP to get a clinical diagnosis or someone who pushes for extensive testing rather than just taking the first negative result. Which seems very likely as apparently antibiotic treatment during the early phase can prevent antibodies from forming, and that's what the test looks for. And my wife has been on at least 2 courses of antibiotics since starting to feel sick 24 hours a day.

Sigh. New job starting in April. Got a lovely home together. Compared to where we were 3 years ago, when I could barely think for the lack of money, everything is so much better. Could be worse I suppose. Could be in the same position as then but with the illness. Not sure how I could possibly have coped with that.

Sorry. That's all a bit much. I have it better than a lot of people and I'd honestly rather just use the board as somewhere to talk about comics and rubbish. Don't talk about it with anyone really though as want to try and keep my wife's mind off it as much as possible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 26 February, 2016, 04:47:27 PM
AT the risk of sounding glib because that is an insanely crappy deal, hope you both are okay.  One of the good things here is that folks are really supportive.  This is probably one of the best places to sound off and get things in perspective.  You need to be there for your wife right now but at the same time you need support as well.  Being able to talk about it is necessary for your own well being.  You need to look after yourself as well.  This is not being selfish, it is needed.  Otherwise you are not going to be able to be there for her properly.

Granted, talking about comics and shit is a much better way of keeping it sound.  I just keep holding onto the quote I managed to get school management to put on my door as part of my profile:  Nil Illegitimo Carborundum.  Did it to see if management were actually reading them properly.  Clearly not.  My line manager was in hysterics when I explained what it means (albeit inaccurately).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 February, 2016, 11:21:15 PM
Sorry to hear that, Blaze. For what it's worth, I'd be taking control of the doctors. They're there to help you, after all. Make 'em have it. It's difficult to be supportive when you're feeling helpless but you are doing so nonetheless. Good on you for that, fella - and my best wishes to you both.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 27 February, 2016, 02:36:36 PM
And if one doctor isn't helpful, you're entitled to get a second opinion. You've likely done that already, but keep pushing at them and make sure they know her full medical  history and past issues.

Sorry, I know I'm not really in the right place to give good advice on these matters.

But yes sharing here is fine. That's what this part of the board is for.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 27 February, 2016, 03:47:08 PM
I've read some statistics recently (in fact I've read way too many to be able to remember where I came across it) that said that patients / families of patients that complain the most get the most support / treatment.  Thinking about it from a school perspective, kids of the pushiest parents are the ones that are most likely to be statemented etc (even if they don't need it sometimes!)  I guess this is by way of echoing Sharkey and Mardroids 'get in their face' comments.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 29 February, 2016, 11:13:39 AM
We've been through 5 different doctors at this point, seen neurologists and cardiologists, make repeat appointments to follow up with the GP but struggle to get the same GP two weeks in a row.

This is all at the same practice I suppose. Possibly we should move but other than this, it's been a great place - helped me get my shoulder back on track, antibiotics for throat infection, all relatively easy and simple things done well. Complicated stuff has proven underwhelming.

I suppose our expectations were incredibly low from previous experiences in West London.

Thanks all. Going tomorrow with paperwork that contradicts what the previous GP said about availability of tests and inability to make a clinical diagnosis. Late March appointment with a rheumatologist who may be more helpful (but may not and it's been a 6 week wait for that). Lots of private tests about to be booked. From the sounds of things may end up with private treatment as almost universally all I hear is that Lyme disease is effectively disregarded in the absence of a test, and doctors resist their own guidelines.

Hopefully I'll get a junior doctor.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 February, 2016, 01:17:01 PM
Working for private healthcare it is certainly true that the more you complain off, the more you get - hope it all works out for your missus and they can come to a definite diagnosis so that she can get the right treatment.

On my part, this hasn't yet reached the 'SPUGS' level, but I can't find the 'minor impediments' thread - (am I being dense or has it vanished?)I've just had my full Bupa medical (one of the perks of the job). It's my fourth over the last 12 years and I've gradually gone from "overweight and generally needs to improve diet/fitness" to "See a cardiologist IMMEDIATELY to get checked for angina and lose weight urgently" as my blood pressure, cholesterol and ECG results have all crept into the Red zones.

I'm just back from the chemist with a nitro-spray, value pack of aspirin and stomach meds to counteract the aspirin - if only they prescribed motivational anti-laziness pills.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 February, 2016, 02:30:23 PM
Once I started eating one raw segment of garlic daily, my blood pressure went from Aaargh! to normal.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 February, 2016, 03:18:59 PM
I love garlic but don't think I could chew it raw - does it still work in a chicken kiev or garlic bread?  :)

Reckon I might give the capsules a go though, cheers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 February, 2016, 04:41:45 PM
It's not easy but you get used to it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 01 March, 2016, 10:49:36 AM
My wife is Bulgarian, she eats raw garlic cloves every now and again.  :-X
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 May, 2016, 02:59:04 PM
My dad seems to be exhibiting the early stages of dementia. He's 84 and it's getting beyond "a bit forgetful" - he really cannot remember anything day to day and it's got noticeably worse over the last 12 months. He has to write everything down and tells me the same stories that he's told me a few hours ago, he also misses turnings and forgets well-known routes when driving. It's not got to the point where he doesn't remember people or what year it is, it's just names and appointments, but there's usually only one direction in which this goes. Luckily my mum's still sharp as a tack.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 May, 2016, 03:21:54 PM
Ah, Triple D- that's heart breaking. So sorry to hear.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 May, 2016, 03:26:05 PM
Heartbreaking indeed. My thoughts are with you, DDD.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 16 May, 2016, 04:01:41 PM
Sorry to hear that DDD.

My father-in-law had Alzheimer's. Not only was it terrible for him but very testing for the family, to say the least.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 16 May, 2016, 04:29:35 PM
Sorry to hear that, my old dad is going the same way it is very sad, should your dad still be driving?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 May, 2016, 05:12:12 PM
Thanks folks, like I said it's not too bad yet, but we'll see how it goes.

He's still perfectly safe driving, it's just a memory thing - he offered to drop me off at the local station to get my train back the other week and just drove straight past it. The family are making sure he doesn't do any long distance journeys, and they gave up the caravan a few years ago.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Andy Lambert on 16 May, 2016, 07:20:22 PM
Very sorry to hear this, DDD :(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 30 August, 2016, 10:58:38 PM
My poor baby niece is having serious epileptic seizures at an alarming frequency.  She's in hospital on some kind of medication but they're struggling to find the specific drug she needs; and it's looking like this will be a problem for the rest of her life.  I just hope they can control it somehow.  My brother and his wife are in the hospital on constant watch; they look like death warmed up.  At least the wee 'un isn't old enough to be scared of the wires, tubes and unfamiliar surroundings.

PS Maybe a mod could move this thread to the Off Topic section where it belongs?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 31 August, 2016, 12:04:56 AM
Sorry to hear that, JBC. My best wishes to the wee one and family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 31 August, 2016, 08:40:27 AM
That's awful JBC - hope the doctors can help the little 'un.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 August, 2016, 10:22:48 AM
Thanks, guys.  Yeah, hopefully they'll manage to find some kind of medication - she'll be on it for life, of course, but it beats the alternative.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 31 August, 2016, 11:00:25 AM
Poor wee lassy! Hope she and her family find an appropriate method of treating the condition, increasingly i'm finding even the most poorley afflicted epileptic prone individuals are able to live happy lives with the right treatment.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 31 August, 2016, 12:32:21 PM
Hope things get better for the wee girl JBC. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 August, 2016, 02:11:04 PM
Thanks again, chaps; only time will tell I suppose.  Also, cheers, HM, that's encouraging to hear - I've only met little Zoe twice in her 3 and a half months, but I really hate to think of her suffering for too long.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 September, 2016, 08:01:58 AM
Newton, van Gough, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Aristotle, Edgar Allen Poe, Alfred Nobel, Charles Dickens, Agatha Christie -and the list goes on - all had epilepsy. You can expect great things of little Zoe! (Might be an idea to get in as her favourite uncle quick style as Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar had epilepsy too...)

Famous People With Epilepsy. (http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/epilepsy-famous.shtml)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 02 September, 2016, 06:47:00 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 01 September, 2016, 08:01:58 AM
Newton, van Gough, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Aristotle, Edgar Allen Poe, Alfred Nobel, Charles Dickens, Agatha Christie -and the list goes on - all had epilepsy. You can expect great things of little Zoe! (Might be an idea to get in as her favourite uncle quick style as Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar had epilepsy too...)

Famous People With Epilepsy. (http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/publish/epilepsy-famous.shtml)

Haha! Never knew that.  Anyway, things are looking up a bit - they seem to have it under some kind of control and she could well be out of hospital today.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 September, 2016, 07:00:09 AM
Good to hear there's some improvement in her situation, JBC. I'd echo others in saying I know two lads who seem to have perfectly good lives while managing fairly severe epilepsy, although I did want to skin the  one who used to work for me and never mentioned his condition until he had a bad seizure in the middle of a very busy construction site. It's truly awful to see your family's babies in these circumstances, and I hope your niece continues to improve.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: terryworld on 02 September, 2016, 07:24:46 AM
sending you good wishes JBC. i hope everything turns out ok and things improve for your niece soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rackle on 02 September, 2016, 07:58:51 AM
Hi JBC - I know I'm new to the board but if it helps I have epilepsy and have had it since I was 11 (way back in the days of yore). It may take a while to get the right adjustments with treatment, but epilepsy need not get in the way of life. 

I don't know if your family has already been advised to contact Epilepsy Action, but they're a great resource for people with epilepsy, and for friends and family learning how to adjust. 

www.epilepsy.org.uk is their website.  Chin up mate, your niece will be ok.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 02 September, 2016, 08:06:01 AM
Thanks a million, all.  And thanks for the link, Rackle - glad you've found a way to manage your own condition. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dash Decent on 27 September, 2016, 08:08:31 AM
My dad is on the final downhill slide after battling cancer for the last two years. We are in hospital with him, he's off all medication except pain relief and he's only got a day or two the doctors say. He is totally all there but his body is exhausted, he can barely speak and he can't even sip water.

I hate you, cancer.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 September, 2016, 08:10:27 AM
My thoughts are with you, DD.
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Post by: TordelBack on 27 September, 2016, 09:37:15 AM
Och DD, so sorry to hear that. Thinking of you and yours.
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Post by: Rackle on 27 September, 2016, 09:52:00 AM
So sorry to hear that, Dash Decent. Thinking of you and your family.  xx
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 September, 2016, 10:15:16 AM
Very sorry to hear that.  Hope you're all coping ok
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 27 September, 2016, 12:19:46 PM
Thinking of you DD.

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: AlexF on 27 September, 2016, 12:42:46 PM
That does really spug; very sorry to hear your sad news.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 27 September, 2016, 12:50:14 PM
My thoughts are with you and yours DD, it is an utter bastard of a disease.

filippo
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 27 September, 2016, 12:59:09 PM
Must be a horrible time for you DD. My dad's 85 and has become visibly older at a rapid rate in the last year, so I've got all this to look forward to, but luckily he's still fairly healthy for now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Eamonn Clarke on 27 September, 2016, 01:12:35 PM
One year ago I was sitting at my dad's hospital bedside. He passed away on the 29th. :'(

What you and your family are going through is terrible and we all send our best wishes to you and yours.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Steve Green on 27 September, 2016, 01:15:11 PM
So sorry to hear that DD.

All the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 27 September, 2016, 01:36:16 PM
Thinking of you at this really difficult time DD. Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 27 September, 2016, 02:20:04 PM
Very sorry to hear that DD. My thoughts are with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Grugz on 27 September, 2016, 06:09:43 PM
prayers for you and your family dash, but at least you are all there for him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 September, 2016, 06:40:29 PM
Sorry to hear this DD.

Thinking of you right now.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 27 September, 2016, 06:50:22 PM
Was a little over 2 years ago I lost my Dad the same way.
My thoughts are with you and your family, DD. Hope you get through this ok.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 27 September, 2016, 07:12:10 PM
Don't know if I'm talking out of turn DD , but I had a hard, bitter loss last year (my dear, sweet mother) and I know that for me,  my family and (I hope and believe) for my mother, simply being there was a healing moment. For you and yours it is a testament to your father that he is surrounded by those whom he raised, loves and who care for him and l feel that this is an utterly imporant time to reflect upon this. There is no easy way to approach this hardest of parting but to be there; to stare it in the face and pay your dad back for all he is, and furthermore, for all that he has done for you and those around him at this time.  Be brave and love will get you through.
My thoughts are with both him and you. Zenarcade.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Michael Knight on 27 September, 2016, 07:33:10 PM
DD Thoughts and prayers with you all at this time. I was in your shoes 7 years ago so know where your at.
x
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Michael Knight on 27 September, 2016, 07:38:45 PM
JCB sorry about your niece mate. I hope she pulls through
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 27 September, 2016, 07:44:34 PM
Just going to echo the sentiments of others here DD.  Thoughts and prayers are with you and your family at this time.  Never had the misfortune of being in your position so could not even begin to imagine what it is like right now.  Closest is my old man being diagnosed with Crescendo Angina which is not even in the same league. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 October, 2016, 11:49:14 AM
Quote from: Michael Knight on 27 September, 2016, 07:38:45 PM
JCB sorry about your niece mate. I hope she pulls through

Thanks a million, Michael, I appreciate it.
Sadly though I've just found out that she's not going to make it.  Her illness (obviously something beyond epilepsy) has gotten out of control and it seems they can't save her - it's only a matter of time before she slips away; whatever form that takes.  I'm going to the hospital now to see my brother.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 October, 2016, 02:27:33 PM
Oh, no. There are no words. My heart and soul goes out to you all.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 01 October, 2016, 02:45:33 PM
Well deeply saddening news there. As Shark said there are no words.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 01 October, 2016, 04:01:02 PM
So so sorry to hear that JBC.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 01 October, 2016, 04:08:23 PM
JBC that is just awful news. Z
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Post by: TordelBack on 01 October, 2016, 04:17:18 PM
Ah shit Brian, that's unbearably awful.  My thoughts with you and your family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 October, 2016, 06:14:36 PM
Thank you all, I appreciate it, I really do. The hardest thing for me is watching what it's doing to her parents and mine.  Hopefully the end, whenever it comes, will be as peaceful as it can possibly be.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 01 October, 2016, 06:33:51 PM
My thoughts go out to you and your family JBC.

filippo
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 October, 2016, 06:39:41 PM
Thanks Filippo; I know you've had a major tragedy of your own recently and I hope you're coping ok too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Michael Knight on 01 October, 2016, 07:40:58 PM
JCB I'm so sorry to hear this mate. This world just aint fair. Gutted. I really hope her passing is peaceful. Thinking of you and all your family. Mind yourself too.  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 October, 2016, 10:08:17 PM
Thanks, Michael. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dash Decent on 02 October, 2016, 09:56:10 AM
JBC I can only echo what everyone here has said.  I've just lost my Dad and it's rough but he was 79.  For something like this to happen to a young child is so terribly unfair.  We're all thinking of you and your family.

I'd also like to thank everyone here for your very kind words of encouragement and support.  I come here every day and although we don't really know each other you are all like friends and it means a lot.  I might be Dash Decent but you are all way above me.  It means a lot.   Thank you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 02 October, 2016, 10:21:54 AM
Just want to echo the same as everyone else: thoughts and prayers are with you and your family at this time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 02 October, 2016, 11:25:09 AM
Quote from: Dash Decent on 02 October, 2016, 09:56:10 AM
JBC I can only echo what everyone here has said.  I've just lost my Dad and it's rough but he was 79.  For something like this to happen to a young child is so terribly unfair.  We're all thinking of you and your family.

I'd also like to thank everyone here for your very kind words of encouragement and support.  I come here every day and although we don't really know each other you are all like friends and it means a lot.  I might be Dash Decent but you are all way above me.  It means a lot.   Thank you.

As others have said, there are no words.  I'm sure having family around helped ease his passing.
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Post by: sheridan on 02 October, 2016, 11:28:22 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 01 October, 2016, 06:14:36 PM
Thank you all, I appreciate it, I really do. The hardest thing for me is watching what it's doing to her parents and mine.  Hopefully the end, whenever it comes, will be as peaceful as it can possibly be.

There's nothing I can say but send my sympathies.  A small shred is that you're there for each other.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 02 October, 2016, 12:48:06 PM
Thanks once again to everyone.  The genuine warmth and decency on this board has, and not for the first time, brought tears to my eyes.  And Dash, I'm so sorry about your dad.  I never really knew my little niece before she got ill; you knew your Dad all your life.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 02 October, 2016, 03:26:19 PM
Dash, really sorry to hear of your dad. My condolences, thoughts and prayers. Z
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Post by: paddykafka on 03 October, 2016, 11:21:21 AM
My condolences to you, Dash and thinking of you also, JBC.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 03 October, 2016, 11:31:49 AM
Sorry to hear both. Good luck with all that is to follow.
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Post by: von Boom on 09 October, 2016, 12:07:35 PM
Very sorry to hear about both of your heartaches DD and JBC. Best of wishes.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 09 October, 2016, 01:50:20 PM
My deepest, deepest condolences, DD.
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Post by: staticgirl on 27 October, 2016, 04:24:25 PM
I was going to post about being evicted but instead I offer my heartfelt condolences to you. Terrible circumstances.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 27 October, 2016, 05:22:22 PM
Being evicted is a pretty bad experience. Z
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 October, 2016, 05:41:06 PM
True.  My home was sold last year and it took me over 4 months to find another one; during which time I was broke, sleeping on various people's sofas (using up a lot of favours in the process) and generally going insane.
Hope you manage to sort it out much quicker than I did, Staticgirl.
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Post by: Dash Decent on 28 October, 2016, 03:15:23 AM
I'm sorry to hear that staticgirl.  I hope you have somewhere you can go to.

Thank you for your kind words.
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Post by: sheridan on 28 October, 2016, 04:25:02 AM
As somebody who has had to find a new place to live at short notice in the past, on a number of occasions, my sympathies are with you.
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Post by: staticgirl on 01 November, 2016, 10:23:47 AM
That's very kind of you all. I don't have any sofas to sleep on due to being an antisocial git so I really really really need to find somewhere I can afford asap.
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Post by: TordelBack on 01 November, 2016, 11:00:33 AM
Really sorry to hear your accommodation spug-a-rama, SG. It's no consolation whatsoever to you, but it's a terrifyingly familiar story: by unhappy coincidence my two best mates find themselves in similar but separate stomm; one in particular is facing her young family being booted out of the home they've been the uncomplaining perfect tenant of for ten years, enduring the regular rent-hikes even as wages shrank.  As she put it to the landlord's estate agent who showed up unannounced on her doorstep last month to 'check things out': "So what's it to be?  Extortion or eviction?".  The latter, it transpires. 

Now she's unable to find anywhere to rent in her hometown, or any of the adjacent areas, meaning she will have to take the kids out of school in the middle of a year, move away from her elderly parents (and source of childcare), and both parents will face god knows what type of commute.  This is two working people with (by my standards) decent incomes, having their lives thrown into chaos.  And for what?  A landlord to wring yet more cash out of a property he has done precisely nothing to maintain for a decade?

My other mate is working out of the country at the moment, and following a sudden bereavement faces the forced sale of the family home (where he has lived all his life), with the resulting split of the estate leaving him completely unable to afford somewhere in his hometown, while still paying rent abroad.  So he sees all his links to home and family evaporate overnight along with his bereavement.

It's a shitty world where people can't afford to live in their home-place just so that others can get richer.  Feel for you and your plight mightily, SG, and hope it resolves itself happily soon.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 November, 2016, 12:11:59 PM
Good post, Tordels. I read it twice.

(Long rant concerning the illegitimacy of "government" deleted.)

It was hard for me to lose my home. Even though I'd considered the possibility long and hard, given the course on which I had embarked it couldn't be otherwise, when I found myself standing outside Ormskirk Magistrates' Court with nothing but the clothes on my back, miles from home without enough money even for the bus, I wasn't ready. Even with a bus fare, where would I go? My home, the place where I'd lived for twenty three years was all boarded up by now, with everything I owned held hostage inside.

All those high ideals and fancy words leading up to that point didn't seem to mean much any more. I'd just experienced the Kafkaesque reality of the police.  I had nowhere to go and not enough money to get there. I didn't even have my dog to talk to. Fair to say, that was a low point.

But I telephoned a friend to pick me up and take me to my neighbour ex-neighbour to pick up my dog. I gathered some bits and bobs, sleeping bag, clothes, soap and whatnot, spent a couple of nights in an attic then started again.

The struggle continues, the high ideals and fancy words survived and I'm still here to inflict myself on the world.

The point of all this pseudoideological bullshit is that you, SG, need not be too afraid or anxious. You've got time to sort something out and I'm sure you will. You won't find yourself standing on an alien pavement with nowhere to go and nothing to call your own but even if you do you'll get out of it pretty quickly.

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Post by: Fungus on 01 November, 2016, 05:18:02 PM
Life can spug but this thread is rarely less than illuminating. Well-put TB and Sharky, and I hope your circumstances sort themselves out quickly, SG.
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Post by: staticgirl on 03 November, 2016, 09:57:54 AM
Some extremely interesting and supportive posts there - you guys are zarjaz. My best wishes to your friends Tordelback. I hope that they find a way out of the darkness soon.

Shark - I hope your indefatigability never wavers. You are the toughest fish in the ocean.
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 November, 2016, 03:25:42 PM
Spent most of yesterday at a friend's funeral. I guess he was more of an acquaintance as I would see him about once a year. I felt it was right that I attended to say farewell. 59-years-old, a grandfather. I was shocked to hear that he was diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer at the start of October this year. He had requested for a cremation. A moving moment when the curtains shut and The End by the Doors was played.
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Post by: von Boom on 28 November, 2016, 03:22:13 PM
Terribly sad news Surfer. 59 is no age. Condolences.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 29 November, 2016, 06:59:04 PM
Respects to your friend Super Surfer. Z
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 15 December, 2016, 08:00:32 PM
I've just come back from the wedding of one of my best friends.  I'm a little bit drunk and probably saying too much, but the wedding was meant to be in March - it was put forward in a hurry because my friend may well be dying.  He's had cancer for a while and now he can barely walk and the swelling in his brain makes him forgetful, confused and frustrated.
I was the best man and tried to make the speech as normal and jovial as possible (and with on the advice of his fiancee - now wife - did not mention the illness) but I feel that I just can't say the right thing; he seemed unhappy with what I said.  I and other friends of his left the occasion in a sad and downbeat mood.  I wish I knew what to do.
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Post by: TordelBack on 15 December, 2016, 09:16:31 PM
Incredibly tough situation, Jayzus - sounds like you did all that you could do. I've been to two family weddings where the spectre of imminent death of one party was a thoroughly unwelcome guest, and it is never easy saying the right thing when so much of the traditional script is about the future. I genuinely can't imagine how hard it must have been to do a Best Man's speech, and everyone including the couple must have appreciated that.  I'm sure the mood you were left with relates to the circumstances, and nothing you personally did or did not do.

My only advice going forward is the only thing I know to do myself in this kind of sirtuation, which is to be present when needed, to listen and to acknowledge, and to carry on. I don't think there's anything else we can do.
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Post by: Tjm86 on 16 December, 2016, 05:27:37 AM
I'd like to offer my sympathies JB.  Probably what you are feeling is the conflicted feelings of what should have been a joyous occasion overshadowed by circumstances, as Tordels says.  Plus the depressive effects of alcohol that are probably augmenting the feelings that you all have.

Tordel's advice is pretty much the same as I would have said.  Keep focused on the positives of his life too.  I guess it does reinforce what we take for granted far too often.  We go around as if we have all the time in the world and yet the truth is we don't and we don't know how much we do have.  Perhaps the best way that we honour our friends and family who have had their lives cut short for whatever reason is by living ours as if we truly value every moment of it.

Stay strong fella.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 December, 2016, 08:26:50 AM
Thank you very much, guys.  It's a nightmare to see a close friend deteriorate so quickly - slow moving, swollen-faced, frail, no hair, eyebrows or eyelashes. I don't recognise the fun, quick-witted, organised, bearded jack-the-lad I used to know.  A part of me thinks he's going to be OK and get back to normal but I can't see it ever happening now. 
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 December, 2016, 08:28:37 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 15 December, 2016, 08:00:32 PM

I wish I knew what to do.


Without wanting to sound trite or fluffy, JBC, I think you're already doing it - you're being a friend.

You can't beat yourself up over your speech. I'd defy anyone to strike the perfect balance in such circumstances. I bet even Winston Churchill would have struggled with it. I think you deserve high praise indeed for even going through with it.

Tordels and Tjm cover it pretty well but I'll just throw in a lump of unqualified psychobabble for good measure. Public speaking can be emotionally fraught, especially given the circumstances, so the aftermath of that can easily leave one drained or squirrelly. Add to that the influence of alcohol and it's possible - and I only say possible - that you may have taken in the entirely understandable atmosphere of melancholy as the proceedings wound down and magnified it somewhat in your mind, worried you might somehow be to blame. You're worried because you care and you care because you're a friend.

And, to be hard and spikey, you may have some tough times ahead. Your friend's going to need you and if you're going to be carrying around a big, heavy, "ohmyGodmyspeechruinedit," that's not going to help. I suggest you give it a few days then talk to your friend about it. You'll probably find everything's fine but, if not, maybe promise to be at the reaffirmation of vows ceremony after his recovery where you'll deliver the best Grud damn speech he's ever heard.

I think you're a superstar for sticking with your friend along this difficult stretch of his path, JBC, and I don't think you have anything to beat yourself up about.
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Post by: Trent on 16 December, 2016, 09:08:01 AM
Selfishly I was all ready to jump on this thread and say how life never spugs, you just need the right approach.
I am writing this from a hospital bed in the ICU unit in Wigan with multiple fractures looking at months of physio. Wouldn't be so bad but I have terminal cancer and didn't plan to spend the rest of my life this way.
Despite this I feel okay and consider myself to have a thoroughly blessed life.
A quick scan down the thread reminds me I have the easy job and it is those around you who you will be left behind who really have it tough.
My thoughts to you all, coping with seeing those you love slowly deteriorate must be very hard.
God Bless You
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 December, 2016, 11:29:18 AM
Thank you very much, everyone.  This is such an amazing forum when it comes to sympathetic ears.  I met my friend's mother this morning and she told me I did fine, as did the other guests - it was just the groom himself who sounded a bit nonplussed.  He is, however, irritated and frustrated at a lot of things at the moment; understandably - mainly I think it's the increasing gaps in his mental faculties (which may or may not be improved in a couple of weeks with radiotherapy).

It's not my speech that has got to me, if I'm honest.  It's looking at the wizened, wheelchair-bound ghost of a man that's taken the place of one of my closest friends (and frequent travelling companion) of the last 23 years.  I'm so glad that he's found a woman who loves him; but their wedding was to say the least a bittersweet occasion and I think a long married life will take a miracle now.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 December, 2016, 12:07:48 PM
By the way, Trent, I'm really sorry to hear about your situation and I don't think you're being selfish in the least. I can't even imagine what you're going through. I hope you can get out of hospital before too long and enjoy the rest of your time whatever form it takes.
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Post by: staticgirl on 16 December, 2016, 02:36:08 PM
you lot really are an amazing bunch of people.
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Post by: Trent on 16 December, 2016, 02:42:52 PM
This is the only board I write on for just that reason - I love the folk on here.
Positive, supportive and classily resistant to miscreants.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 December, 2016, 04:21:20 PM
My hopes and prayers go with you Trent. As if you didn't have enough to put up with, you're in Wigan...

Seriously, though, I wish you all the best and may the Force be with you.
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Post by: ZenArcade on 16 December, 2016, 04:54:20 PM
Trent, it's people like you on here that make me proud to be a member of this forum.  To use the boxing term: You have Heart.

Z
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Post by: von Boom on 16 December, 2016, 08:17:56 PM
Jayzus, it sounds like you did splendidly by your friend. You should be very proud.

Trent, you'll be in my thoughts and prayers. Be well.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 December, 2016, 11:43:44 PM
Thank you, von boom. I hope so
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 December, 2016, 02:29:22 AM
OK, I'm half pissed again - apologies.  My best mate Colin has only days left, although due to the swelling in his brain, the man I knew checked out weeks ago.  You were right, Sharky, this is really fucking hard. Fuck 2016.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 December, 2016, 05:31:25 AM
I'm so sorry, JBC.

Wishing you strength.


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Post by: TordelBack on 28 December, 2016, 07:52:13 AM
Feck that Jayzus, what a terrible situation. Thoughts are with you and your mate's family.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 28 December, 2016, 08:21:30 AM
Ah, Jayzus- that's hard. Big ol' hugs to you and remember there are plenty of folk here who can listen. Not everyone posts these days, but most everyone who used to post still lurks somewhere.

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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 December, 2016, 11:25:17 AM
Thanks a million as always, guys, you really are a lovely bunch of people.  Sharky, I know you've been through the same thing recently; hope you're coping ok.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 December, 2016, 11:57:44 AM
I'm good thanks, JBC. So kind of you to ask, especially at such a difficult time. What's happening to Colin is beyond my ability to express but I do know that he's lucky to have such a compassionate friend.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 28 December, 2016, 12:15:36 PM
Jayzus indeed, in so very sorry to hear that mate. My thoughts are with you and your family!
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Post by: von Boom on 28 December, 2016, 12:30:38 PM
I'm very sorry to hear this Jayzus. My thoughts are with you and your mate and his family.
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Post by: Tjm86 on 28 December, 2016, 03:12:58 PM
Much as it pains me to be able to offer nothing more than these feeble words; thoughts and prayers are with you JBC.  As you say, shitty year.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 December, 2016, 08:54:13 PM
Thanks again everyone.  There's no such thing as feeble words here, Tjm, nothing anyone can say will fix my friend but every positive sentiment is a reminder of how much good there still is in the world. We forget that sometimes as the media generally focusses on the bad stuff.

I and two of his other friends spent the day with him, his wife and his mother today - he slept for most of the time and was incapable of conversation during his few minutes awake. It was a nice day despite everything; those of us who he'll leave behind are closer to one another because of it all.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 12 April, 2017, 02:39:31 PM
sorry for not posting in awhile but I kind of need to vent there's a lot of stuff going on online with one of my best-deceased friend today his collection is being sorted after 2 years and posts about it are going up so I'm kind of all over the place got hit really hard when I noticed a few items in the photos that I helped him find.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 April, 2017, 03:21:06 PM
Sounds like a tough time for you, Cybes. Nothing I can say will make it any easier but we're here for you - so vent away.
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Post by: Tjm86 on 12 April, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Hey, go for broke pal.  So long as you don't say anything to upset Pat Mills you're fine!   ;)
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 04 May, 2017, 11:49:02 AM
My wife just got told she is being made redundant later this year.

She's quite ill most of the time due to Lyme disease and a bad reaction to ciprofloxacin which has damaged her tendons for months. Only been able to work for so long because she could work from home in this job. I can't see how she can possibly manage to work anywhere else. If she could just get better but life just seems to keep destroying her health no matter what we do.

She's just been told she needs a crown fitted after spending £1000 on root canals because NHS dentists kept fucking up her teeth. So that's another £1000. And we're still paying off her dental implant.

And tonight we're going to spend £129 on an ultrasound scan because she has been bloated with ovary pain for 2 weeks. Which are worrying symptoms with too many similarities to cancer. I can't wait the month or whatever it will take for the NHS appointment so private it is.

No way we can afford the rent here on one salary. And this is as cheap as London gets.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 May, 2017, 12:00:39 PM
Jeez, Blaze - that's a lot to be dealing with. I wish there was something I could do to help.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 04 May, 2017, 12:02:34 PM
Jesus. That's rough, to say the least. I'll be thinking of you, Blaze
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Post by: TordelBack on 04 May, 2017, 01:48:50 PM
Ah feck, that's all just awful TheBlaze.  My sincerest hopes that things improve for your family, or at least aren't as grim as they seem now.
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Post by: staticgirl on 06 May, 2017, 02:24:51 PM
That's awful Blaze. You and your wife have my sympathies.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 06 May, 2017, 02:36:38 PM
That is a lot to deal with, hope you both come through it and come through together.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 06 May, 2017, 02:53:42 PM
Fuck, that's a whole lot of crap to deal with at once. Wish I could offer something more practical than supportive thoughts.
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Post by: Tjm86 on 06 May, 2017, 02:59:38 PM
Ditto pal.  If there is anything we can do then please shout out.  In the meantime hang on to the fact that loads of folks are here for you if you need it.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 May, 2017, 06:54:27 PM
Absolutely. I had one of the old Titan Halo Jones books signed by Alan Moore and Ian Gibson - I'd be more than happy to dig that out (provided it's survived being shedded for so long) for auction towards the medical bills. It would be nice to see some good come of it rather than just wasting away.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 07 May, 2017, 08:32:16 PM
Thanks everyone.

Sharks, thanks :) It won't come to that as worse comes to worse (financially... at least. Don't have anything to care about if the scans don't come back ok I guess) I can just become another 'millenial' and move back into the parent's house because there's no way to live on a single full-time wage even when you're above the average salary, and then all the money will go on the wife's bills. Guess that's just me not pulling myself up by bootstraps.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 May, 2017, 08:36:27 PM
Anything I can do, Blaze, just shout - the offer stands as long as I do.
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Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 23 September, 2017, 11:42:53 AM
After 6 weeks of waiting for test results me and my dad got told yesterday that my mum's cancer was terminal and that we would have a few weeks to a few months left with her less than 12 hours later she died and we did not make it to the hospital in time.

I know I've been away a long time I just I don't really know I feel angry then I feel devastated some time I feel numb and then I feel like a failer and I know this Monday I'm going to have to step up and take charge of all the banking all the accounts and work out how to keep my brother's care packet out of social services claws with my mum out of the way everyone thinks it's only a matter of time before they try to dismantle everything she has built.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 September, 2017, 12:16:56 PM
So sorry for your loss, Cybes, my heart goes out to you all.

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Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 23 September, 2017, 01:48:28 PM
Dreadful news Cyberleader there aren't many words for such a time as this. Condolences to you and your family in this grief-stricken moment.
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Post by: Tjm86 on 23 September, 2017, 02:18:39 PM
Aye, the best we can offer on one level is our condolences.  It's small comfort that it wasn't a long, protracted fight.  All I would add is that everyone here is rooting for you and if you need to sound off or rant then please come here and do it.  If you need to talk through any of the crap with social services then there is a peculiar body of knowledge and experience here that might be able to support you as you dig into that hornet's nest.  If nothing else we can at lest help you clarify your thinking.

You and your family are in our thoughts and prayers right now. 
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Post by: TordelBack on 23 September, 2017, 03:33:50 PM
Oh lad, I'm so sorry for your loss.  What an awful day, my deepest sympathies are with you and your family.  I know you have to face into all the dreadful practicalities that follow, especially with the care complexities you mention, but try and make some time to look after yourself and your Dad too. It's the hardest of times for you all, but you need to eat and sleep and just think and remember too.   
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Post by: Batman's Superior Cousin on 23 September, 2017, 08:31:36 PM
My condolences man!!! :'(
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Post by: Banners on 24 September, 2017, 08:05:38 AM
Very sad to read that—how awful. Take care.
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Post by: flip-r mk2 on 24 September, 2017, 10:01:03 AM
So sorry to hear about your loss, my thoughts and condolences to you and your family.

filippo
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Post by: Spikes on 24 September, 2017, 05:07:36 PM
Yes, so sorry to hear of your loss. My condolences to you and your family as well
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 24 September, 2017, 05:22:04 PM
Very sorry to hear about your loss, Cyberleader2000. My thoughts are with you and your family.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 25 September, 2017, 02:12:06 PM
Ah, Cyberleader- little to add but my condolences to you and yours.
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Post by: paddykafka on 25 September, 2017, 02:16:41 PM
Can't add much more than what all the above posters have written. Condolences to you all, Cyberleader.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 25 September, 2017, 02:54:31 PM
Good luck Cyber.
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Post by: Link Prime on 11 October, 2017, 12:29:24 AM
Just saw this CL2K.
My condolences and best wishes.
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Post by: Mardroid on 11 October, 2017, 06:16:51 AM
All the best Cyber. Thinking of you. It will take time but you will get through it. Don't be afraid to talk, as others have said, whether it be A best friend or just talking on here.  It does help.
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Post by: Jim_Campbell on 15 December, 2017, 01:15:02 PM
My friend died this morning. I'm not asking for sympathy — this was a long time coming and I was more or less ready for it — I'm posting to say this:

For the love of God, take a long, hard look at how much you drink and how much those close to you are drinking. I can't put my finger on exactly when my friend went from 'liking a drink' to 'needing a drink' and from there to being entirely ruled by alcohol, but the signs were there. Drinking in the morning, hiding his drinking, in the end, just plain stinking of booze at pretty much any time of day.

Deep down, you know when someone close to you has a problem but it's in our natures to be non-confrontational, no one wants to start a fight with someone they care about, plus they will lie to you. They're already lying to themselves; lying to you is easy.

And we help them. We help them because we like a drink. We invite them to the pub, even though we know they're drinking too much. We make excuses for them. We validate their behaviour because big drinkers are 'legends'.

My friend lost his job, most of his friends, and ended his life in a hospital ward, bloated and yellow and unable to speak, where he spent three weeks waiting for the rest of his organs to fail while his partner watched helplessly. He was fifty-two.

That's where this path ends. You can't make anyone step off it, but, for the love of God, be ready to help them if they show the slightest inclination to change.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 15 December, 2017, 01:37:46 PM
hey Jim, Have lost a couple of close pals the same way, 100% behind what you say.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 December, 2017, 02:14:51 PM
Well said, Jim. My condolences on the loss of your friend. No matter the circumstances, expected or not, it always hurts.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 15 December, 2017, 02:57:28 PM
My condolences too, Jim. And you're right. I lost a friend ten years ago to alcohol, along with other substances and mental illness. Throughout the last year's of his life, despite his obvious problems, he was routinely invited out on heavy sessions by mutual acquaintances who found it "funny" to watch him at his worst. It was inevitable and heartbreaking, and when I found out about his death (pissed, stoned and overdosed in the literal gutter on the street where his mum lived) my anger at those acquaintances boiled over and lasts to this day.
He was 36.
SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: mightybren on 15 December, 2017, 03:53:50 PM
So sad :( I lost a friend to substance abuse some years ago. He had a heart attack at 32, and I regret not doing more to help him but like your friend, he was a 'legend'.

It was a good wake up call for me. I'll drink very rarely now and I'm a regular 10km runner. It's still tragic but I try to take something positive away from it.

Look after yourselves and your loved ones folks!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 15 December, 2017, 05:30:27 PM
Words can't fill the void Jim but I will add my condolences.  I think you are right though, our culture enables problem drinking in a way that can be quite challenging.  Other former members of the Forces will probably recognise this but certainly back in my day, not drinking was very difficult and even almost frowned upon.  I remember the response in the squadron bar in Germany when I took a sip from a Stein being passed around the bar to celebrate someone's birthday.  The trainee Movers looked quite bemused when a massive cheer erupted. 

Down the Falklands it became a bit of a problem, particularly since my weapon of choice to manage depression was Vodka (please excuse the irony and if anyone here does consider this as sensible then please, as Jim says,  just don't).  Someone once said that you either become an alcoholic or a fitness fanatic down there.  So the method of self medication of the Black Dog became quite dangerous.  Fortunately my CO banned me from drinking which slowed things down a bit and helped me develop a more healthy relationship (with alcohol, not the Black Dog).

On the plus side, kids seem to be less inclined toward drinking to the same extent these days.  Certainly I don't hear them talking about their heavy sessions the way they used to about 10 years ago.  Statistics seem to back this up as well.  In fact, us Boarders are probably amongst the highest risk group.  Forty to Fifty somethings who have developed a rather too comfortable relationship with alcohol and find it too easy to justify a good session.  Maybe the Scottish Parliament's experiment with minimum pricing will be successful, help to address this problem and then catch on with the rest of the UK.

To all who have direct experience and have been affected by this, my heart goes out to you all folks.  Take care.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 December, 2017, 07:35:10 PM
You're not looking for sympathy, Jim, but you have mine anyway: it's a hard thing to lose a friend under any circumstances, but surely more so when you feel complicit. Everything in your post rings true, thanks for setting it all out so painfully clearly.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 15 December, 2017, 07:43:23 PM
Gentlemen... thank you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: HdE on 15 December, 2017, 07:49:53 PM
Aw, man - I logged in here to check on something silly and saw your post, Jim. SO unbelievably sorry, fella. It's stuff like this that puts everything else into perspective.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 16 December, 2017, 05:29:32 PM
Aw man. Deepest condolences for your loss, Jim.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: GrudgeJohnDeed on 18 December, 2017, 02:02:04 AM
I'm really sorry to hear that Jim, that's super shitty. I've got a very good mate in his early thirties who drinks 8 cans a night and it scares the shit out of me. I do try to talk to him about it as often as possible whilst trying to avoid being overbearing, but after reading your post I'll be doubling efforts. Thanks.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 18 December, 2017, 12:36:37 PM
Sorry to hear this Jim.  It's a hard thing losing someone you care about.  Z
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 18 December, 2017, 02:13:52 PM
Sorry to hear about your friend.

filippo
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 18 December, 2017, 02:45:59 PM
Deepest condolences Jim. Losing a friend is very hard.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 10 October, 2018, 05:03:16 PM
Hours after finding out about Carlos last week, I lost a (great) uncle suddenly. I can't claim to have seen a lot of him over the years, but he was my Nan's beloved brother, and she was shattered by the news. She was in hospital within days, and been deteriorating ever since. Now it's a case of bringing her home for palliative care. My Uncle's funeral is next Friday and it's doubtful she'll make it even that long.

In that strange place in life where I'm about to lose my last grandparent.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 10 October, 2018, 05:40:49 PM
Sad to read that Jimbo. It's bad enough when bad things happen without that bad times - domino effect that sometimes occurs. Hoping things get better for you and your family. All the best, mate.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Woolly on 10 October, 2018, 05:47:41 PM
Thats awful news, so sorry for you Jimbo.
Hang in there buddy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 October, 2018, 06:48:31 PM

My thoughts are with you, Jimbo.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 26 October, 2018, 04:06:47 PM
As a result of decades long-stranding stress/anxiety/depression and other physical issues, in addition to an horrible experience of work-place bullying, which in itself lead to my ending up in utterly unsuitable and unsustainable work conditions and environment, I have been off sick from work and receiving Illness Benefit Payment from the laughably titled Department of Social Protection (DSP) here in the Emerald Isle for some time now.

After waiting for 17 months, I finally got to be seen for an appointment with a view to referral for suitable treatment, low-cost counselling etc. Problem is, as a result of an ongoing shambles within the DSP and between them and the GP's who sign off on the certs, along with IT problems in the DSP - have they not tried turning it off and then on? - my Illness Benefit Payments each week for the last month have either been short-funded or not paid at all. I was paid up including arrears earlier this week and thought that I was back on track, but again for this week, today there was no payment whatsoever.

With no sign of this issue being resolved any time soon, there is no point in my making any sort of appointment as - between chasing around between the Illness Benefit Section, Community Welfare Officers etc - I simply do not know what I am going to be doing from one day to the next or if I will even have the necessary funds to pay for counselling.

I am just one of hundreds of people reliant on this payment who are being dicked around by a bunch of complete incompetents. This has been ongoing for over two months and has received very little in the way of media coverage. The Journal.ie have been one of the honourable exceptions.

Just to stress I am not posting this for charity or anything like that. I just want  to raise people's awareness.

You can copy and paste the links below to read the impact this fiasco has had on some of the most vulnerable in our society. Please forward or share those links if you would like to.

Cheers and thanks! - Paddy 

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057901661&page=2

https://www.thejournal.ie/illness-benefit/news/
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 26 October, 2018, 04:22:52 PM

I know how crushing it feels to be in that kind of situation, Paddykafka, and I wish I could say something helpful that doesn't sound either heartless or trite - but I can't. One thing I do know, from personal experience, is that we're all stronger than we think.

If there's any way I can help, pm me and I'll do what I can. Good luck, good health and good friends to you, Sir.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 26 October, 2018, 04:32:37 PM
Thanks, Sharky. Tis much appreciated.

Just as an addendum, I should add that the frontline staff within the DSP and the Community Welfare Officers I have dealt with in relation to this issue have all been extremely understanding and courteous. My gripe is solely with the Minister for Social Protection and the other Senior Management who have presided over this fiasco. Every one of them should be fired with immediate effect.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 October, 2018, 04:52:24 PM
I hear ya Paddy. Your situation and experience is all too familiar. It's almost impossible to get help or support when you need it, despite, as you say,  the generally decent folk you meet across the counter.   Something has to change, but it's unlikely to happen as long as Varadkar & Martin sail smugly along on a wave of pre-Brexit uncertainty, and much more likely that it'll get worse once that tsunami finally makes landfall
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 26 October, 2018, 07:15:21 PM
The way in which the most vulnerable in our society are currently being treated is utterly disgusting.  Way too many politicians have made a career out of the vilification of those who have been criminally mistreated by society.  Their failure to effectively deal with the financial disaster of 2008 but rather to capitalise on it for their own and their benefactor's benefit speaks volumes.  It also reveals their true craven nature (albeit completely unsurprising).  I know solidarity is only of limited benefit but there are a lot of folks who stand four square with you on this issue. 

Stay strong sir.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 03 November, 2018, 12:12:00 PM
Just a quick update on my Illness Benefit situation. Got my normal payment yesterday, so fingers crossed it will be business as normal next week as well. Can't say that I have any confidence in the Social Protection Minister given the track record to date of her department on this fiasco.

FIFTY-FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE are the numbers that we are talking about here!

Vulnerable and sick individuals who have contributed tax and PRSI all their working lives, and who are only looking for what they are entitled to in their hour of need. 

The main thing now is to keep the public awareness of this scandal ongoing, to keep the political and social pressure on the powers-that-be and see some accountability for those responsible for this mess

Anyways, thanks once again for the support and kind comments. Much appreciated.

-Paddy


https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/unforgiving-it-system-blamed-for-latest-delays-in-illness-benefit-1.3684226

https://www.thejournal.ie/doherty-apologises-to-the-5000-people-who-are-still-waiting-on-illness-benefit-for-distress-caused-4319408-Nov2018/#comment-7629143

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 16 January, 2019, 12:31:10 PM
My dad died 2 days ago I stade by his side the last 3 days of his life to make sure I was with him when he went unlike with my mum. now I cant morn I have a week to get his will in register his death and take over my broutheres care before sochil services find out. dosent help that my pushing myself during this time whilst ill has given my a chest infechion. and we were still dealing with the fallout from my mum dieing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 January, 2019, 12:38:13 PM
Sorry for your loss CL.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2019, 12:43:30 PM
My condolences, Cybes, sounds like you've got a lot to work out. Hope your friends and family can help you out. xx
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 16 January, 2019, 12:47:12 PM
Sorry to hear that CL, hope you get through it all, went through something similar myself, life is hard without the emotional landmarks that are your parents...hang in there.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 January, 2019, 02:02:39 PM
That's a lot of stomm you've got to deal with CL - my sympathies on your loss and all the best wishes - stay strong and don't be afraid to ask for help if you need it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 16 January, 2019, 02:11:15 PM
Don't suffer in silence Cybes, please use this place to vent whenever you need to.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 16 January, 2019, 03:28:55 PM
Condolences on your loss CL. Best wishes in this terrible time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 16 January, 2019, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 16 January, 2019, 02:11:15 PM
Don't suffer in silence Cybes, please use this place to vent whenever you need to.

... and don't be afraid to ask for help.  If it possible to support, we'll manage it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 16 January, 2019, 07:33:13 PM
I'm so terribly sorry CL, we're all here for you buddy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: flip-r mk2 on 16 January, 2019, 08:25:00 PM
Sorry for your loss CL my thoughts are with you at this time.

filippo
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 January, 2019, 10:55:54 PM
I'm really sorry to hear it, Cyberleader. Thoughts are with you
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 17 January, 2019, 02:01:11 AM
My condolences Cyberleader, sorry for your loss. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 17 January, 2019, 12:25:20 PM
Very sorry to hear of your loss, Cl, and sincere condolences.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Link Prime on 22 January, 2019, 09:55:59 AM
Very sorry to hear about this CL2K.
Hopefully you have some support from family and friends and the situation with your brother is resolved.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Smith on 20 February, 2019, 04:02:33 PM
I quit my job.I mean the place was falling apart,the money isnt as good as it used to be and people are leaving in droves...but honestly Im scared I was too impulsive.I dont have anything lined up and my stomach hurts when I think Im going to be asking for a job hat-in-hand.So im just walking around the flat and trying to think. :-(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 February, 2019, 04:14:43 PM

You'll be right, Smith. I've walked out of loads of jobs in my time - there's always another.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Smith on 20 February, 2019, 04:19:34 PM
Thanks,Sharky.That actually means a lot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 20 February, 2019, 04:20:48 PM
It must have been awful for you to force you to quit Smith. Hope something great for you comes along.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Smith on 20 February, 2019, 04:31:54 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 20 February, 2019, 04:20:48 PM
It must have been awful for you to force you to quit Smith. Hope something great for you comes along.
Thanks.
It would be unfair to say it was the worst place around,but like I said,it became obvious that the end is near and I found myself working more for less money.
In the end it would still come down to riding out another year or so.
And jobhunting in this economy gives me nightmares.
Still,I can only hope for the best.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 20 February, 2019, 05:18:22 PM
The revelation that gave me the impetus to go freelance over (Christ...!) a decade ago was twofold:

1) You can always get another shit job.

2) Fundamentally, they're all shit jobs.

Chin up. We live in a society that insists we define ourselves by work, but that's rubbish. If a job is making you miserable and getting worse, you don't owe anyone your mental or physical health. If you have to stack shelves at Tesco (I have) or do a call centre job (I have, more than once), who cares? I've quit management jobs before now because they were making me ill and destroying my quality of life and, despite sometimes experiencing short term hardship as a result, my only regret every time was that I didn't do it sooner.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 20 February, 2019, 06:46:35 PM
Hi Smith!

For what it's worth, I can very much relate to your situation. In my case I was strongly advised by my supervisor - a wonderful boss and very supportive and kind lady - to go on sick leave and see a doctor as soon as possible. My problems began a couple of years earlier when I was bullied and forced out of my work-place by two women who had taken over the running of the community centre - where I was based at the time - from the previous chairman who had sadly died.

These two Muppets hadn't a bloody clue what they were doing and they basically took a dislike to me for reasons that I still do not know. (I suspect that my chronic social anxiety had a lot to do with it. In any event, they said that they had other plans for staffing the centre and my services were no longer required). No other explanation. No apology for the way they treated me. No thank-you for the over two years of service I had given to that poxy centre. Nothing!

There was nothing that either my supervisor or the Union could do, as I was there as a result of a gentleman's agreement between the chair of the community group that I worked for and the now sadly deceased former chairman. That ended when the Witches of Eastwick took over.

So for the next month or two - and directly induced by the stress I had gone through - I had to use up first my remaining sick days and then my holidays for the rest of the year until I recovered. An alternative work-place was found for me but - and this was no fault whatsoever of the management - due to under-funding and limited resources on their part, they simply did not have the space or basic facilities to cater for me. I did try and stick things out for well over a year, but it was obvious to the manager that I was unhappy there - I'm talking severe depression, anxiety and over-doses - which resulted in her contacting my supervisor and raising her concerns.

After two years on illness benefit, I have been medically determined as being an Invalid and placed on a pension by the Department of Social Welfare. This is not what I would ever have wanted or imagined before. But the light at the end of the tunnel is that at some point in the future I still have the option of returning to some type of work, if and when my health recovers sufficiently to allow me to. ( But it sure as Hell won't be in the Community & Voluntary sector!)

Forgive me if I've rambled on, Smith, but think of what I've related as a cautionary tale and be proud of yourself for quitting your job when you did before things got any worse for you. I hope that you're still in good enough health to continue in some other work-place soon. Wishing you all the best and respect to you for making the right decision.

Cheers! - Paddy
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Smith on 20 February, 2019, 07:19:25 PM
Thanks everyone.The support means a lot to me.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 20 February, 2019, 09:08:00 PM
Quote from: Smith on 20 February, 2019, 04:02:33 PM
I quit my job.I mean the place was falling apart,the money isnt as good as it used to be and people are leaving in droves...but honestly Im scared I was too impulsive.I dont have anything lined up and my stomach hurts when I think Im going to be asking for a job hat-in-hand.So im just walking around the flat and trying to think. :-(

Trust in yourself.  It is easy to understand the decision you have made having the impact it has but you have taken control of it.  If things are as bad as you say then it is highly likely that those that have stayed behind will have far less control over their destiny than you have.

One way of looking at your situation is, as you say, asking for work 'hat in hand'.  Another way is being able to determine what you are or are not willing to accept.  This is an opportunity for you to be honest with yourself, to choose opportunities that align more fully with your values and to find something more satisfying.

How much better is that than muddling through with an employer that is dead from the neck up?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Smith on 21 February, 2019, 03:57:53 PM
So I went to the competition,they listened to me,even if they seemed kinda suspicious.I think/hope the interview went well,they will call me(or so they say) so yeah...fingers crossed.
In other bad news,my sister is in the hospital under observation because there might be "something".And that scares me,a lot.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 22 February, 2019, 03:06:38 AM
That's rough, Smith. You're going through it lately. Hope things work out okay for your sister.

I trust the interview will be fruitful, at least.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 22 February, 2019, 04:59:45 AM
Best of luck with getting a job Smith. I'm glad to hear you got an interview so quickly. Sometimes thats the hardest part.

I hope all goes well with your sister too.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 16 May, 2019, 09:19:21 PM
today has just been terrible I not only found out I'm getting no inheritance I'm now as quickly as possible trying to sell my parents cars then hoping with the shares as well I may get close enough to paying off £50000 mortgage on my brother's house so he doesn't get forced out of it worst case scenario I'm going to have to sell the house I'm living in (plus my collection as I won't have anywhere to store it) just to make sure he has a home he needs 24 hour care he can't afford to lose his home and I cant aford to lose mine either but least I understand it he would not and a few friends made me set up a gofundme campaign but now I feel super guilty that I'm having to do this I really just want to make sure my parents wishes are fulfilled and my brother can live a peaceful life they put so much of there money into this and I'm still failing him I dont know what to do I never wanted this responsibility but I cant turn it down as hes my brother and I'm not an uncaring ass and even after this vent I still dont feal like ive proplay expresed myself.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Frank on 16 May, 2019, 09:43:36 PM

Anybody would struggle with the problems you have on your plate, bud. You don't have to handle any of it on your own - your local Citizen's Advice will help get your brother the care he needs and sort out your finances:

https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/about-us/contact-us/contact-us/search-for-your-local-citizens-advice/


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 May, 2019, 11:04:59 PM

Jeez, Cybes, that proper sucks. Please remember, though, that it's not you who is failing. You are honouring your parents and helping your brother - win, lose or draw, that is absolutely not failure.

I know the forces ranged against you seem implacable and, speaking as a man who stood against them (for vastly different reasons), I have to say that they are. On a level playing field there'd be a chance, but they cheat. In my humble opinion, you have three choices: fight them, do as they say or beg for mercy. Start with begging, it probably won't work but it'll buy you time. Then do as they say, as far as you can (negotiate, negotiate, negotiate - and, above all else, remain calm and respectful), you might come up with a deal in the process but it buys you more time to see how they work and research solutions. Last resort is to fight them using what you've learned. But remember the old adage, "if you draw your sword against the king, throw away the scabbard." If it gets to a fight, odds are that you've already lost - so be prepared for that.

I fought the powers (for vastly different reasons) and now I live in a shed. I lost virtually everything. But I would do it again - differently, perhaps, but I'd do it again. Yet I did it for selfish reasons, because I was dissatisfied and curious, and nobody relied on me - except a Jack Russel, who is a good dog capable of being adopted. I only had myself to hurt, and I did.

You have your brother to think about. That makes your struggle infinitely more valid than mine, and infinitely more important. Avoid the fight if you can. Eat humble pie and bow and scrape and negotiate, negotiate, negotiate. You'll never win but you might force a stalemate, like Data playing the Strategema Master.

If you need any support, I reckon the folks hereabouts wouldn't mind firing off the odd email to relevant parties. If you need any advice then do feel free to pm or email me - but do bear in mind that the Council threw all my stuff away and I live in a shed.

For vastly different reasons.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 10 October, 2019, 05:13:23 AM
I kneel down next to students who are on computers to help them fix their bugs. I've done that for nineteen years, since becoming a teacher.  Turns out it wasn't a good move: I've badly damaged my right meniscus (the shock absorber of the knee, between the femur and the tibia) and can hardly walk because my knee is so swollen and owie. I might look cool with a cane (it's even an auto-unfolding cane so I feel like I'm part Transformer), but I'd rather not need it.

I've been hobbled. Figure that's pretty spuggy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 October, 2019, 06:17:21 AM

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Funt, knee pain is never fun. I hope it can be fixed quickly.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 October, 2019, 08:40:19 AM
Ooh, not good, Funt - hope you can sort some treatment.

Look after your knees, Squaxx - you'll miss them when they're gone!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 October, 2019, 10:08:55 AM
Rough one, Funt. As a professional kneeler* myself, you have my sympathies.



*Quiet down at the back!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 10 October, 2019, 06:43:03 PM
For some reason that reminds me of Rowan Atkinson being the devil (https://youtu.be/VrwIs10XvKA).
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 October, 2019, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 October, 2019, 10:08:55 AM
Rough one, Funt. As a professional kneeler* myself, you have my sympathies.



*Quiet down at the back!

I kneel a lot in my own job, but it's not so bad because I get to wear kneepads - which means I can take my Lawmaster (wheelbarrow) into the Big Meg (woodland) and use my daystick (hoe) and Lawgiver (trowel) on a multitude of perps (weeds). You got a permit to grow there, Creep?

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 10 October, 2019, 10:08:49 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 10 October, 2019, 07:17:16 PM
You got a permit to grow there, Creep?

Totes Banzai Battalion.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 11 October, 2019, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 10 October, 2019, 07:17:16 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 October, 2019, 10:08:55 AM
Rough one, Funt. As a professional kneeler* myself, you have my sympathies.



*Quiet down at the back!

I kneel a lot in my own job, but it's not so bad because I get to wear kneepads - which means I can take my Lawmaster (wheelbarrow) into the Big Meg (woodland) and use my daystick (hoe) and Lawgiver (trowel) on a multitude of perps (weeds). You got a permit to grow there, Creep?


Do you ever have call to use your lawrod?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 11 October, 2019, 03:57:21 PM

Not as often as I'd like, but I do spend many happy hours polishing my helmet...

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 11 October, 2019, 04:08:49 PM
So today has been pretty spugging bad for the folks of Manchester. Fortunately wasn't in the Arndale when the absolute drokk head went nuts but a friend was. Not a good time for anyone involved, just hoping the wounded all pull through.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 11 October, 2019, 04:27:15 PM
Heard about it on the news, mate. Still waiting to hear from a couple of family as well who were in the city today.

Glad to hear you are good, though.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 October, 2019, 04:15:08 PM

It's rained in to my shed. All over my Mega Collection.

Bugger.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 13 October, 2019, 04:36:16 PM
Aw, man. Sorry to hear it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 October, 2019, 05:00:02 PM

Thanks, JBC. It's annoying but not the end of the world, I guess.

What is worrying me now is the future of the Strontium Dog page that Carlos gave me as a thank you for pulling together the Supersquirrel Undefeated Get Well Comic which is, thank Grud, undamaged. My shed is no place for this priceless piece of original artwork. I feel I should donate it to a museum or something, somewhere it can be looked after properly. (I don't want to sell it because it was a gift and to do so feels all kinds of wrong.)

Anybody got any suggestions (apart from "I'll have it," that is!)?

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 October, 2019, 06:15:31 PM
That's proper shitty Sharky, but good to hear the Precious is undamaged. Let us know which volumes are most affected and I'll see if I can help you out with replacements - I don't have anything like them all, but for example I have an Apocalypse War right here at my elbow which I can pop in the post toot-sweet.

Wish I had a decent suggestion for what to do with the Carlos page. I'm thinking you could make like the Queen or a Guggenheim and loan the page for care/display while still retaining ownershipm but you'd need to find somewhere that'll appreciate it and recognise it for what it is,and I'm not sure art galleries or libraries are those places. Do you have a good comics shop anywhere nearby that you'd trust to hang it pride of place and keep it safe?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 October, 2019, 06:23:10 PM

That's very kind of you, Tordels, thanks. I haven't properly assessed the damage, yet, (too busy shifting stuff and plugging holes) but hopefully things won't be too bad.

Good suggestions, too - got a couple off Facebook as well, so I'll have to have a ponder.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 October, 2019, 06:30:16 PM

I wonder if Tharg would like to hang it in his lobby? Not many people would see it there, though, but it would be looked after and appreciated. Hmmm...

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 13 October, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
...because I got hit with a massive round of 'corrections'* literally five minutes before I went in to see the Psychedelic Furs live for the first time in thirty years of being a fan. The Furs were great, but drinking water for 90 minutes in a night club because I knew I had to work when I got out took the shine off a bit.

*If you want to know what fucks letterers off more than anything else, it's a stealth re-write sent through as "corrections".
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 13 October, 2019, 08:33:39 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 13 October, 2019, 06:55:22 PM
...because I got hit with a massive round of 'corrections'* literally five minutes before I went in to see the Psychedelic Furs live for the first time in thirty years of being a fan. The Furs were great, but drinking water for 90 minutes in a night club because I knew I had to work when I got out took the shine off a bit.

*If you want to know what fucks letterers off more than anything else, it's a stealth re-write sent through as "corrections".

Aye, nothing puts a dampener on a night out more than work pressure. Many's the time I've had trips away and nights out ruined by a single message or call from a dissatisfied client. At least you got to see the Furs anyway.  Also glad to hear they're still around.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 October, 2019, 08:47:59 PM

Sometimes, when I see the art, I want to alter or even delete the words. If it's already been lettered, though, I tend to leave it be unless absolutely necessary. I like to look at the art before it's been lettered for this very reason but it's not always possible, I guess.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 14 October, 2019, 02:42:23 PM
Ah, Sharky, gutted to hear of your bad luck. Hope that things improve for you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 14 October, 2019, 06:55:46 PM

Thanks, Paddykafka, much appreciated. To be honest, I've lost so much stuff already (including hundreds of graphic novels and my entire collection of Progs and Megs and Warrior and... well, too much to list) that this only stung momentarily. At least I've still got my small collection of all the small press comics I've had stories published in*, and that's a big win for such a self-involved person as myself.

My mate used to say, with one of his body-wide chuckles, that if it wasn't for bad luck he'd have no luck at all. I'm beginning to see what he meant! :D

*except for a programme from one of the Dredd cons, which contained my story Dreddfall, illustrated by a recently upgraded droid. I missed out on getting one through faffing about. This is not a Bad Thing, however, as it gives me a J. R. Hartleyesque quest to look forward to once I'm through the current procession of crises, heart-attacks and befuddlement.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 15 October, 2019, 08:51:13 AM
Shark - you have one of those waiting for you. You 'will' have a copy.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 October, 2019, 08:56:12 AM

Thank you, Sir!

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 October, 2019, 02:27:55 PM
Sorry to hear about the progs Shark, have popped the latest thrillpack in the post, hope that helps!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 October, 2019, 02:35:42 PM

You're a star, Mate, thank you :)

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 16 November, 2019, 09:03:13 PM
One of my closest friends died of a ruptured aorta last night. We go for coffee every morning and travel together frequently for work business trips. He was only 55, leaves behind a wife and two pre-teen kids. I've been blessed that I haven't had to deal with death much at all (only elderly family at this point). Coping is a strange thing....

I introduced him to 2000ad, he was working his way through Bishop's Fiends novels and we enjoyed talking about them. He paints miniatures and was excited for the Strontium Dog set I picked up and the upcoming Dredd miniatures. He's one of the only people I can nerd out with. It's going to be a tough one...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 November, 2019, 09:46:46 PM
Aww man, I'm so sorry.  That's awful. Can't even imagine what it must be like for his family, losing a dad and a husband at that stage of life. 

My best mate died two years ago - it's very hard and you never really get over it, but you get used to the new reality and you cope.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 November, 2019, 06:10:28 AM

That's a tough place to be, Rogue, my sympathies. It gets better, though - every time I think of my mate Bill some lunatic adventure or witty exchange springs to mind and I remember him with a smile just about every time. Just about.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 November, 2019, 10:39:25 AM
Ah Rogue, that's so sad. Really sorry for your loss.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 17 November, 2019, 01:21:55 PM
Sincere condolences, Rogue Judge, to you and your friend's family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 17 November, 2019, 06:31:07 PM
Sad to read that Rogue Judge. That's harsh and way too young. All the best to you and his family.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 18 November, 2019, 03:09:13 AM
Thank you for the encouraging words. Yesterday was a day of disbelief and today reality started to set in. I find myself more upset about the times we wont have vs. the missing the times we had...strange. We had another business trip booked on the 26th that I will be going on alone, and we won't be getting coffee tomorrow morning etc. 

Again, thanks for the kind words and shared experiences. Cheers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 28 November, 2019, 11:34:36 AM
long time no see guys.
so let's give a rundown of my super shit year / I need a rant. as I said before my dad died the will was made void then came the last 9 months of fun of trying to save my brother's home so he would not get taken back into the care system that has failed him his whole life. I put so much of my time and money into it I'm broke then the dam lawyers that are sorting out the estate have just found 2 investment acounts that will easily cover the short fall on the morgage of the house that my brother is living in.
so now I'm putting a much better fockous on trying to fix my own life. so I find out that my switch over for my energy provider was bungled and I am somehow paying 2 providerds at once of corses there blameing each other and not paying me back theres like £300 they owe now.
if that not bad enough I have a friend who has taken over 2 years to pay me back the money I lent him hes down to £89 and I could really uses it but the ass says he will payme after X-mas because he needs to buy X-mas presents.
then I spent the last 3 days in talks with a guy interested in the Blu-rays I'm trying to sell I slash the price by well over half and he still wanted more off the price I was selling them at less than what I paid for them but I was willing to go that low so I would have the money to meet a bill I have to pay tomorow and the ass just drops the deal.
then theres the job interviews Ive been nailing but of corses they not going to hire the guy who hasent had a job and with disablitys.
sorry I just need to rant.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 28 November, 2019, 11:40:13 AM
CB - glad to hear you are still about and dealing with stuff.

I've really not got anything to add apart from keep going and very glad to read that you have the house sorted.

Keep going!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Mardroid on 28 November, 2019, 07:03:13 PM
Concerning the energy provider thing have you considered advice like maybe Citizens Advice Bureau (https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/). Pretty sure they can't BOTH keep payment. And also glad things worked out with your brother's place.

All the best, and try to stay positive. I appreciate that's easy for others to say.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 28 November, 2019, 07:42:56 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 28 November, 2019, 07:03:13 PM
Concerning the energy provider thing have you considered advice like maybe Citizens Advice Bureau (https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/). Pretty sure they can't BOTH keep payment. And also glad things worked out with your brother's place.

All the best, and try to stay positive. I appreciate that's easy for others to say.

part of the problom is I switched to co-op and they have been bought up by octipus and now I have to wait for my acount to migreat to octipus befor anything can be done so there £300 I'm owed but not going to see it for weeks where I need £100 tomorow this anoys me intencley.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PM
Second motorbike stolen in 8 months. Pricks. Cut through a heavy duty chain with an angle grinder. I don't even know if I should make another insurance claim after making one 8 months ago, when the same model of bike was taken from pretty much the same place.  I'd love to angle grind the scumbags who took it.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 February, 2020, 08:03:34 PM
Ah feck that, unbelievable wankers.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 February, 2020, 08:35:42 PM

Bugger.


Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 08:46:22 PM
Aye. Fortunately I've since saved enough to buy a new one, but bang goes my emergency savings account.

EDIT - This thread really needs to be in the Off Topic part of the forum. Any chance the mods could move it? Cheers
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 27 February, 2020, 11:01:32 PM
Ah, fuck that for a caper, Jayzus. So sorry to hear of your misfortune. Can only hope that Karma pays back the rotten, thieving low-life scum with interest.  >:( I'm in the Dublin area, as you probably know, so if there's anything I can do to help out or you just need a listening ear over a pint or twenty, feel free to PM me. All the best to ye!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 11:20:29 PM
Thanks a million! Much appreciated. I'm feeling grand, just annoyed, but will PM you tomorrow anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gary James on 27 February, 2020, 11:46:55 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PMSecond motorbike stolen in 8 months.
Did you have a GPS tracker installed?

Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PMI don't even know if I should make another insurance claim after making one 8 months ago, when the same model of bike was taken from pretty much the same place.
Definitely make a claim - you paid for the policy, so make use of it.

It is probably something which I should discourage, but... if you catch someone in the act of stealing your vehicle, no matter what it is - from a BMX right up to a yacht - you should make them regret being born. When (if) they ever go before a judge they'll merely be given a telling off, then set free to go do it again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 28 February, 2020, 12:08:56 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PM
Second motorbike stolen in 8 months. Pricks. Cut through a heavy duty chain with an angle grinder. I don't even know if I should make another insurance claim after making one 8 months ago, when the same model of bike was taken from pretty much the same place.  I'd love to angle grind the scumbags who took it.

What a collective sack of fuck-spuds.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 28 February, 2020, 12:12:13 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 10 October, 2019, 05:13:23 AM
I kneel down next to students who are on computers to help them fix their bugs. I've done that for nineteen years, since becoming a teacher.  Turns out it wasn't a good move: I've badly damaged my right meniscus (the shock absorber of the knee, between the femur and the tibia) and can hardly walk because my knee is so swollen and owie. I might look cool with a cane (it's even an auto-unfolding cane so I feel like I'm part Transformer), but I'd rather not need it.

I've been hobbled. Figure that's pretty spuggy.

I just had a knee scope surgery yesterday so am on the couch and off work. Hopefully having had my meniscus trimmed a bit should solve my limp. On the positive side, I have an excuse to read some back progs.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gary James on 28 February, 2020, 12:24:23 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 28 February, 2020, 12:12:13 AMI just had a knee scope surgery yesterday so am on the couch and off work.
All those years teaching - you have more than earned some down-time.

Quote from: Funt Solo on 28 February, 2020, 12:12:13 AMOn the positive side, I have an excuse to read some back progs.
Always a silver lining...

Rest up and let yourself heal. You'll probably want to get back to doing things as quickly as you can, but there's no need to push yourself. Trying to rush the healing process is a very bad thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 February, 2020, 06:46:06 AM
Quote from: Gary James on 27 February, 2020, 11:46:55 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PMSecond motorbike stolen in 8 months.
Did you have a GPS tracker installed?

Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 February, 2020, 07:46:11 PMI don't even know if I should make another insurance claim after making one 8 months ago, when the same model of bike was taken from pretty much the same place.
Definitely make a claim - you paid for the policy, so make use of it.

It is probably something which I should discourage, but... if you catch someone in the act of stealing your vehicle, no matter what it is - from a BMX right up to a yacht - you should make them regret being born. When (if) they ever go before a judge they'll merely be given a telling off, then set free to go do it again.

No GPS tracker I'm afraid - next bike will though, for sure.

Normally I have no time for violence, but the following story gave me a smile. A friend of mine saw a courier leave his bike unattended for a second, during which time some shitbag jumped on it and started cycling. He'd forgotten that bike couriers are fit as fuck, and the courier easily caught up with him on foot. 

The courier smacked him in the mouth, sending him flying face-first onto the road.  As he lay on the ground bleeding he started shouting garbled threats about suing for assault, to which the courier laughed and said something like 'you won't find me', and cycled off.

Also, best of luck with the recovery, Funt, and enjoy your time off!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 28 February, 2020, 03:11:34 PM
Sorry to hear about your bike JBC. It's moments like that where you could exact Dredd style just on those sort of pricks.

Hope you recovery quickly, Funt. But only as quickly as you want.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 29 February, 2020, 04:38:31 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 28 February, 2020, 03:11:34 PM
Sorry to hear about your bike JBC. It's moments like that where you could exact Dredd style just on those sort of pricks.

Hope you recovery quickly, Funt. But only as quickly as you want.

Cheers. I console myself that I've managed to save enough in the meantime to buy another one straightaway (which I put a deposit on yesterday, and is newer and with less mileage than the stolen one). This time three years ago I could barely afford to eat - I was regularly queuing up with the homeless at closing time at the hare krishna restaurant for 1 euro leftovers.

And yeah, Funt, I said it before but I hope you're enjoying your downtime.  Genuine sick days are the one time you can feel righteous about shelving responsibilities for a while and not doing anything all day.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 29 February, 2020, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 28 February, 2020, 03:11:34 PM
Sorry to hear about your bike JBC. It's moments like that where you could exact Dredd style just on those sort of pricks.

Hope you recovery quickly, Funt. But only as quickly as you want.

I think I've read somewhere that it's moments like that which inspired Dredd (and other hard-line police from Wagner) in the first place...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Gary James on 29 February, 2020, 10:18:07 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 29 February, 2020, 10:02:51 PMI think I've read somewhere that it's moments like that which inspired Dredd (and other hard-line police from Wagner) in the first place...
All that's coming up on Google is page after page of The Bling Ring, which is irrelevant, but...

About thirty (?) years ago there was a comedian who was burgled, and the feelings from that event was used in the creation of a show, so there's plenty of precedent for these things to spur on works. Pretty sure that at least a few of the revenge movies of the eighties could trace their origins back to a real crime their scriptwriters suffered as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2020, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: Gary James on 29 February, 2020, 10:18:07 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 29 February, 2020, 10:02:51 PMI think I've read somewhere that it's moments like that which inspired Dredd (and other hard-line police from Wagner) in the first place...
All that's coming up on Google is page after page of The Bling Ring, which is irrelevant, but...

About thirty (?) years ago there was a comedian who was burgled, and the feelings from that event was used in the creation of a show, so there's plenty of precedent for these things to spur on works. Pretty sure that at least a few of the revenge movies of the eighties could trace their origins back to a real crime their scriptwriters suffered as well.

More darkly, A Clockwork Orange was written after Anthony Burgess's wife was raped by deserting soldiers. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 03 March, 2020, 10:36:57 AM
They do so the best comedy comes from dark places.

So I used to think of the worst things that had happened to me when writing my set.

Sadly the audience didn't want to hear about my Dad dying and my premature ejaculation.

Though I should point out that those are separate events.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 March, 2020, 12:37:35 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 03 March, 2020, 10:36:57 AM
They do so the best comedy comes from dark places.

So I used to think of the worst things that had happened to me when writing my set.

Sadly the audience didn't want to hear about my Dad dying and my premature ejaculation.

Though I should point out that those are separate events.

I suspected no connection between those two events until you tried to disconnect them. Now I'm just suspicious...

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 March, 2020, 10:19:28 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 03 March, 2020, 10:36:57 AM
They do so the best comedy comes from dark places.

So I used to think of the worst things that had happened to me when writing my set.

Sadly the audience didn't want to hear about my Dad dying and my premature ejaculation.

Though I should point out that those are separate events.

(Shudders)  :P
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2020, 10:22:17 PM
I can confirm that there's no causal link. My own Dad isn't dead yet.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 March, 2020, 11:40:41 AM
My prog and meg subscription made me broke till the 16th and the figures ive been waiting to buy came instock yesterday I know they will be sold out by the time I have money and I will have to pay 3 times the amount from a scalper  :'(
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 22 March, 2020, 03:32:37 AM
sorry for the double post but its been a while since I last posted and I'm pissed and need to vent.

so the Price of MasterPiece transformers has been going up whilst the quility has been going down mostley shitty paint that rubs off way too easily and a few cases of poorley mixed plastick that result in week easey to break parts for the most part I have eaither avoided such bad copies or have been awere enough to not buy some of the worst ones or just plain avoide doing things that can causes breaks. like not using the instruchions and watching reviewers who have found less stressfule ways to transform the figure.
but masterpiece hound £108 then the shipping then the £42 customs fee well I was enjoying him had a fun transfomachion shame on the first transformachion from robot mode back to jeep mode his leg just schateres I'm just arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 April, 2020, 07:33:14 PM

I've just found out that an old friend of mine, who was the first to welcome me when I moved on to the narrowboat at a local marina, has been diagnosed with inoperable stage four pancreatic cancer which has spread to other organs. They've given him three to six months.

He's such a great guy - an always laughing Scouse comedian who plays a mean guitar. The last line of the message he sent out, "...theres a good chance of me not seeing most of you again with the lockdown restrictions so thought I'd say bye now , look after yourselves , love mick xxx," really ripped into me.

Damn this fucking year. Damn it all to Hell.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 08 April, 2020, 08:36:13 PM
Awful news, Sharky. Doubly so because of this isolation. I hope the lockdown ends soon enough for him to be surrounded by loved ones. Stay well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 April, 2020, 08:02:25 AM

Thanks, vB.

I'm sure he'll find a secluded spot on the canal to moor up so his family can get to him without much fuss - he's a canny old bugger that way.

You stay well too, vB - and everyone, of course.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 April, 2020, 08:24:41 AM
Ah crap Sharkie, that's miserable news. Never a good time for that, but right now is worse again. Sympathies to your mate and his family, and to you.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 09 April, 2020, 12:44:37 PM
Ah, sharky - that both sucks and blows. I'm so sorry for you.

Words just don't cover stuff at the moment.

Dave
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 April, 2020, 06:58:32 PM

Thanks sincerely, chaps - much appreciated.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 09 April, 2020, 07:49:57 PM
Sorry to hear of your mate's troubles, Sharkie. Honestly don't know what to say by way of consolation. To quote Middenface McNulty: "It's a scunner of a world." Hope your friend has the chance to find some glimmer of comfort in these bad times. Take care and my best to you both.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 April, 2020, 08:49:03 PM

Thanks, Paddy. There's nothing to say, really, but your support (and everyone else's) speaks precious volumes in itself.

I really do love you all xxx

Mark.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 09 April, 2020, 09:28:13 PM
Sorry to hear Sharky...I lost a close friend in 2019 too, not an easy thing.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 10 April, 2020, 11:32:34 PM
So...the Creature is still in the House.

Despite the Landlord speaking, in person, to the worthless man upstairs, informing him that his fuckwit, abusive excuse for a female - my words, not his - was no longer welcome in the building...yet she still remains...

During the week, when it was obvious that she wasn't going anywhere, I drew up a letter and petition, which was signed by myself and six of the other seven residents in this building, alerting the Landlord to the fact that she was still present, and so that he could be in no doubt as to our, collectively unanimous desire, that she be removed from the flat and house at the earliest opportunity. And within that letter we also outlined our concerns as to the possible risk of infection by Covid19 that her offspring presented, given that we have no idea where they have been, who they have been associating with during the times that they have not been around, and the fact that they could, entirely unknowingly, and through no fault of their own, be already be carrying the virus and possibly, and unwittingly, transmitting it onto surfaces like, for example, the stainless steel door-handle, key-locking mechanism, and letterbox of the front-door itself.

(And for those of you not aware of this, the virus itself, according to scientific sources like the New England Journal of Medicine, could survive on surfaces like plastic and stainless steel for up to three days. And the authors specifically noted that Covid 19 can remain "viable and infectious" on surfaces for days.)

I mentioned this to the landlord when I spoke to him on the phone,let him know know of that document and the signed letters existence and offered to forward them to him when he arrived, but he said that it was okay and he would deal with the matter himself. He had also been contacted by phone and text by each and every once of us as tenants as to this woman's continued presence in the house.

So yesterday, at all of our urging, the Landlord once again called over and, having met with some of us prior to the event, said that he would speak to her partner, AKA, the asshole responsible for foisting her upon us all in the first place.

I was not privy to the conversation that took place, but the chap who lives across from me - and directly below the two muppets concerned - said that he could catch snatches of what was being said. Believe it or not, her lying bastard of a boyfriend actually claimed that she had only been in the house for a couple of days during the week. When, in fact, not only has her poxy bicycle been parked in the hall since last Saturday evening, but each and every one of us tenants have heard, not only the fiend herself coming in and out of the property every day since at various times, but also her teenage sprogs shouting up at the window: "Ma! Ma!" each and every day as well, so as to be admitted into the house by her.

And on Tuesday just gone, from the afternoon until late evening, she and her partner were joined in his flat upstairs by a succession of their friends - and her own kids - for a grand little session which lasted until 12.30 AM.

And, as I'm writing these words, she yet remains, polluting the very air itself with her vile, worthless, evil presence and that Godawful, horrible, fucking, dragged-from-the-gutter voice of hers. At this point, I just honestly do not know what to do anymore. It is obvious that her partner has no intention of complying with the Landlord's now twice repeated demand for her to leave and never return. I can see no further point in speaking to the Landlord anymore, for fear of coming across as some insane, bothersome crank. I told the bloke across from me that he could take up the matter from here as I simply cannot be bothered anymore.

I am now at a stage of absolute and utter despair and I really do not give a fuck at this stage. I ca feel all human empathy being drained from me by the day, to the extent that I now actually and earnestly hope, that the both of them infect the fuck out of each other with the virus and expire horribly as a result. (And at the rate they are going that is an increasingly likely possibility. I have already heard him on several occasions hacking and coughing away like a sea-lion as he comes in and out of the building.)

But do you know what sickens me the most out of all of this?

That awful, worthless excuse for a man has the sheer effrontery and nerve, to drape a Tri-Colour Irish Flag from his window - which leads onto the front street - as some perverse act and symbol of Patriotism. 

Damn that vile, selfish, hypocritical scumbag! Damn him to Hell!

As far as I am concerned, he and his is execrable partner are Traitors of the worst kind and should be treated as such.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 11 April, 2020, 12:20:54 AM
Fuck, paddy, that is incredibly shitty news. There is no reason for anyone to have to live under such circumstances. I'm sure all of us have had vile neighbours at some point or other, but your situation doesn't bear thinking about. I hate these twats for you.

You have my most heartfelt wishes that these miscreants are shown the turf at the earliest opportunity and that your life is never blighted by their likes ever again.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 April, 2020, 06:56:25 AM
Fuck's sake, Paddy. You have my heartfelt sympathy, what a shitshow. If you don't want yet more useless bystander advice, skip the next bit, but know I feel terrible for you.

I understsnd the huge risk, but all I can think to suggest is that you all demand the landlord contact the Gardaí, rather rhan exposing yourselves to likely reprisals by doing it, and have them all charged under the temporary powers - this is not her primary residence, every visit is a non-essential journey, and a failure to abide by social distancing guidelines, which your landlord is abetting, same as anyone running a shebeen.

I can't see how the cops wouldn't respond to a landlord reporting this, especially when the same emergency means he can't evict his tenant.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 11 April, 2020, 07:52:31 AM
Sorry Paddy, I can only echo previous expressions of sympathy.  I know that it is about as much use as a Trump Presidency but you have ours nonetheless.  If it's any consolation though, I don't think there is anyone in these parts who thinks you are being unreasonable.

I wonder though if it is worth those of you suggesting in light of the impact that this 'family's activity is having on the wellbeing of other residents that perhaps the landlord might want to consider discounting your rent for the duration of their stay?  This might galvanise him to more proactive and rigorous action with regards to their present?  Might also be worth recording evidence of their movements for the next time you have to call him in.  It will be much harder for him / them to make 'inaccurate' claims then.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 11 April, 2020, 11:35:26 AM
Hi lads and many thanks for your support. It does mean a lot.

I've texted the Landlord and advised him to have her removed from this house by the police under the current health legislation. I've also advised him to have a barring order brought against her and her kids coming anywhere next or near this house in full. It is the only way, as far as I can see, that we can ensure against her noxious presence polluting our lives anymore.

Apart from her partner, one of the other guys upstairs - and the only one who was not approached with regard to our letter of complaint - is a friend of hers, and I would not put it beyond either that dreadful woman or her boyfriend to use this as a loophole to get around that barring order. I've suggested to the Landlord that if the cops do physically remove her from here, that they get her full name and spelling of it. His solicitor will probably need technical details like that to be certain that the order can be fully enforced.

I've also let the Landlord know that I can email him a copy of the letter that myself and the other tenants signed in relation to our well-justified complaint against her. It may be of use to his solicitor as proof of her anti-social activity, our collective complaint about said behaviour, and as evidence that the Landlord is acting on all our expressed concerns. I have told him that I am now leaving the matter entirely in his hands.

We are all at our wits end at this point, as there is no telling when this creature might go off on another of her alcohol fuelled rages, and once again disrupt our sleep at any time of the evening or small hours of the morning. She is just so volatile and unpredictable, and the stress of that uncertainty itself is having a terrible effect upon us all. Quite apart from her and her kids continued presence here - and the potential health hazard they present - this uncertainty in, and of itself, is more than any of us can reasonably bare.

I will never, ever forgive her or her partner for the torment they are putting us all through.

This whole Lockdown lark is hard enough to deal with as it is, without feeling like one has been locked into a cage with a feral animal prowling within it.



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rately on 11 April, 2020, 11:44:11 AM
Paddy, hope this gets resolved with the least amount of stress possible. Awful that such people exist, and have such little thought or care for others.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 03 May, 2020, 01:57:00 AM
So as I write, it is now 00.54AM and there is still music blaring out from the windows above me. At first I thought that it was emanating from the the flat of the individuals who have caused so much disharmony in this house to begin with (and of whom I have already written about recently in other threads). But no. This time, the source of the noise - was bad modern pop music relayed through an opened window above me -and from the flat directly above mine, as in: the home of the the guy who has the singular misfortune to live beside the two selfish idiots about whom I have previously written.

As to the motives behind this uncharacteristic display, I have no idea. Perhaps - like many of us here - he has simply had enough and wanted to vent his frustration at what has been going on. Perhaps he was getting in some sort of retributive strike against them? (He did tell me that he had spoken in person to the Landlord and, to use his own words - when tapping against the wooden surface of the door - "It was like taking to that.")

The Creature herself yet remains under this roof: her sickening, evil presence confirmed once again tonight by her pregnant teenage daughter's now, all too familiar bleating of "Ma?! Ma?!" - while accompanied by her boyfriend - at approximately 11pm, up towards the window of the flat, within which resides the idiot who continues to host her in this house, despite the clearly expressed wishes of the overwhelming majority of the other tenants in the building that he does not do so.

Her daughter and boyfriend departed this building to get the last bus home to whatever cesspit it is that they are currently residing in. But in the meantime, the Creature remains under this roof. There is no doubt, whatsoever, in my mind, that it is only a matter of time before she once again goes on another of her mad, drunken rampages and yet again disturbs the peace and quiet that we, the actual PAYING TENANTS in this house have a right and expectation to.

At this point in time, I am clinging to the small hope that she and her deluded partner - whom, by his own admission, she has already twice physically assaulted in the past - and I personally heard her going apeshit on him and saw the cuts and bruises she inflicted upon him - infect the hell out of each other and, in doing so, free the world of her noxious presence. She is an utterly toxic individual who poisons and sickens everything and everyone around her, leaving nothing but misery, madness and mayhem in her wake.

Would the world in general be any the worse off for her absence? I would have to say "No."

Would the lives of the people in this house - upon whom she is inflicting great harm and upset - be improved by her non-existence? I would have to say: "Absolutely, yes!"

And I defy anyone to give me a single, solitary good reason as to why I should think otherwise.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 20 May, 2020, 10:49:37 PM
just one thing after another has gone wrong today whilst trying to renew my bortheres blue bage which ive given up on till tomorow when I can give a shit again.

yeaterday after waiting 3 days my download of GTA V from epick games finished downloading yay. then I try a PC controller and a Xbox360 controller my computer can see them GTA on the other hand dosnet. I tried to play with a keybord for about 3 hours I spent more time crashed than I did driving thanks to my dispraxia so I need to work out how to get the game to see the dam controolwe if I ever hope to play this game.

so I like to lission to japnises music I can honestley say I only understand about 2% of the lyricks if I dont look up a translachion but hey good beat and it lifts my mood. any way getting off point some times I find tracks on youtube and try to find them after 5 days of looking I find the track and bonous its on amazon japan I have a account on there down side its MP3 only. now I'm a dinosaw in some ways I hate downlods much perfer phickil media and will get it when I can in this case I cant but the track in 200yen thats according to google £1.52 im ok with this I do the annoying process of going through the menues in japnises and then right at the bloody end it tells me I cant buy it as I dont live in japan why what compleat and uter blooking reason would they have to not sell me a download song.

sorry for ranting.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 May, 2020, 02:09:48 AM
Rant away dude, it's what the thread's for!

Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 20 May, 2020, 10:49:37 PMphickil media

That one's impressive even by your standards CL!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 21 May, 2020, 11:31:48 AM
Good luck with the blue badge gubbins - the national portal I found pretty straightforward when I was helping sort Nano-Bolt out for her last update, but the local authority! Sheesh, they are shocking round here. Fingers crossed you get sorted.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 21 May, 2020, 03:05:08 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 21 May, 2020, 11:31:48 AM
Good luck with the blue badge gubbins - the national portal I found pretty straightforward when I was helping sort Nano-Bolt out for her last update, but the local authority! Sheesh, they are shocking round here. Fingers crossed you get sorted.

ok I just have to find a DLA award letter and of corses I can find last years but not this years ugh
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 21 May, 2020, 03:07:47 PM
CL - been there, done that. I took to scanning each years letter and keeping it with an appropriate file name for this sort of thing.

You'll find it. It is just the next problem to overcome.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 21 May, 2020, 10:11:11 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 21 May, 2020, 03:07:47 PM
CL - been there, done that. I took to scanning each years letter and keeping it with an appropriate file name for this sort of thing.

You'll find it. It is just the next problem to overcome.

I give up anyone know which DWP number I have to call to request a new copy of the letter?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 29 May, 2020, 11:52:29 PM
Well now.

I have just spent the last hour and a half sitting at a bus-stop, up the road from the kip that I have the misfortune to be currently domiciled in. Just to get some goddamn peace and a break away from the noise and aggravation that seems to be a constant in my life, these days.

Those of you have followed my previous adventures into Hell, will be no doubt familiar with the ONGOING story I have related in regard to the alcoholic scumbag in the flat upstairs, and his decision, two months ago - has it really been that long ago? Oh, my, how time flies by when one is not enjoying oneself! - to install his psychotic, equally alcoholic, scumbag girlfriend into the flat with him and all the not so merry hell that, between them, they have inflicted upon the rest of the denizens of this kip that I currently have the misfortune to reside in.

But hey, it gets so much not better!

Beside me - in one SMALL ROOM WITH JUST A BATHROOM AND NOTHING ELSE
- is a married couple with a two-and-a-half-year-old toddler.

Surprise! Surprise!

At the age he is now - this little boy is at that stage where being cooped up in one small room with two adults - and according to the landlord, sleeping on the same mattress as them! - clearly aint cutting it anymore and is obviously starting to affect him. This is manifesting - in the last five weeks - in increased tantrums and screaming bouts when he is present in the house. These can be heard not only from his parent's flat/room, but rather more loudly in the stairs below and in the hallway directly outside my own flat when he is around there. (Which is most of the time, at this stage. As soon as the little darling steps foot inside the front door, I am subjected to his traditional greeting of "WAAAAAAAHHH! WAAAAAAAAAHHH! WAAAAAAHHHH!" which will generally last until his parents have managed to usher him into their own, humble, little one-roomed abode. And even then - as my eardrums can testify to - there is no guarantee that he will stop.)



Just to clarify, his parents have been here now for THREE YEARS - in ONE ROOM! - and in a house and environment that is most clearly NOT suited for a child of that age, who has energy to burn and lungs to go with it. And it should be noted that at the time that they moved into this house, they basically pulled a fast one, by not informing him that she was pregnant and only waiting until she had started to show before letting him know. Being a decent chap that the Landlord was, he obviously could not turf them out into homelessness - and nor at the time - things being what they were with regard to housing back then - would I have wanted him to, either.


(And at this point, I think it is worth pointing out that my own particular mental health issues and symptoms involve, amongst other things, severe Noise Sensitivity and Intolerance. So things like house alarms, people screaming and roaring, and yes, children bawling, roaring and crying at the top of their voice are like actual physical pain for me. Secondly, there is little in the way of adequate insulation in the house within which the flat I am renting is currently situated. Which means that sound carries easily from one flat to another.)


But this is now THREE YEARS later. Am I being unreasonable to expect that, after that length of time, his parents should by now not have found somewhere more suitable for a child of his age to be brought up in? I am almost 56 years of age. Am I honestly asking too much at this stage just for a bit of peace and quiet?


(I deliberately avoided having anything to do with Council Housing, as it would have involved being dropped into kips with feral kids in them. And I know from talking to single, middle-aged blokes in a similar position just what an unpleasant experience that can be: there is an immediate assumption that you are gay, and that in and of itself makes you a target for horrible, homophobic excuse that never ceases, until - quite literally, in the case of one chap whom I personally knew - you end up dying of a Heart Attack and are not discovered until two days afterwards. I think that it is reasonable to assume that having your windows regularly smashed in, your door being banged upon at all hours, and having the word "QUEER" scrawled upon your wall, time after time, probably wouldn't do much good for either your physical or mental health in the long run?)


I just do not know what to do anymore.


On top of all this, the Creature herself still remains in this house - despite the landlord's assurance that the matter is being dealt with. And just last Friday, her daughter -who is cut from the same mouldy, psychotic rag as her mother - showed up with a bunch of her noisy teenage friends to the house as well. And of course they were granted instant admission also. (And in the meantime, the Creature and her boyfriend have not let up with regard to their previously cited, anti-social behaviour - loud music played at all hours etc.)


I have rang and texted the landlord. He had previously assured me that both issues were being addressed but nothing has changed and I have heard nothing back from him. In desperation - which will tell you how bad things are! - I have emailed the city council, in the hope that they might be able to source or provide me with alternative accommodation. A week and a half later and I have yet to receive even a word back from them.


Quite frankly, I would rather be fucking dead than spend another minute in this dysfunctional kip. And at the rate things are going, that is becoming an evermore attractive possibility.
   



Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 30 May, 2020, 11:13:48 AM
Oh Paddy,  I feel for you. What a mess.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 June, 2020, 02:30:40 PM
I've spent the last few days recovering from the flor in the loft giving out from under me. luckley I did not have a strait drop the bed blow broke my fall just a shame there was a box of transformers ontop of it good news befor I hit them the decent was slowed by the ariel cables bad news they were wraped around my left leg round my knee till they snaped and I droped now my leg hurts to walk on.
(https://i.ibb.co/7gS87By/dumb.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 01 January, 2021, 04:47:11 PM
So... About a week before Christmas, I was ill and brought up a load of yellow bile. Then it happened twice more, so I made an appointment at the doctors, who said they couldn't see me until January. In the early hours of the morning of the 23rd it got so bad, burning my throat, that I phoned the doctor and they agreed to see me that day. They took blood tests and a stool sample, put me on Omeprazole and told me to prop up my head with pillows and only eat bland foods.

I've had copious amounts of bright yellow bile rise into my throat pretty much every morning since then, I keep getting very hoarse and I feel extremely fatigued. The blood and stool results apparently tested negative for everything they checked for but this has not exactly set my mind at rest because I still don't know what's causing the problem.

They've told me to keep taking the Omeprazole until the end of the month, and if I'm not any better they'll look at sorting me out with an endoscopy, (though God knows when it'll actually happen, given the current situation).

Clearly I have bile reflux, but have no idea why. My Christmas and New Year were ruined, I've not been able to eat anything I wanted to, I look and feel like crap and my mental wellbeing has taken a bit of a hit as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 January, 2021, 05:13:14 PM

Hope you get better soon, M.I.K.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Andrew_J on 01 January, 2021, 06:00:54 PM
That sounds awful, M.I.K.
Hope you get sorted out soon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 January, 2021, 07:26:31 PM
That's rough, MIK.  Hope you get sorted ASAP.

Paddy, I'm just catching up on your misfortunes - I really hope things have picked up a bit.  I hate noisy neighbours.  I really, really hate them.  Situations like this drain all the good out of life - I have experience, believe me.  My brother in Leicester had a similar situation with emo-type students next door - he and his partner eventually got them evicted, after months of repeatedly trying to appeal to the better natures the students clearly did not have.  I hope you get a result like my brother's.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 January, 2021, 08:10:32 PM
Ah no MIK, that sounds fecking horrible. Hope you get sorted as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 01 January, 2021, 09:04:14 PM
That sounds bloody horrible MIK. I wish we were in a position where you could just phone the doctor and be secure that everything would whip onwards like it used to in the days before... all this. Just keep on at them, and look after yerself.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 01 January, 2021, 09:27:46 PM
Wishing you all the best MIK and hope that you'll be okay and recover soon.

Jayzus, many thanks for your kind words and thoughts. They are much appreciated. The good news is, that after over four months of misery inflicted by the scumbag neighbour and that foul excuse for a partner of his, that the situation improved somewhat.

(Though not in time enough to prevent me having a nervous breakdown and taking an overdose of pills washed down with wine, so that I ended up in hospital for the best part of three days.)

As luck would have it, the Creature apparently broke a bone in her neck somehow - whether it was due  to her own alcoholic stupidity or at the hands of someone else that she had pissed off, I neither know nor care - which seems to have put a stop to her gallop. In any event and for whatever reasons, she rarely shows her horrible head around here anymore.

Speaking of which, I happened to catch sight of her recently in town and she had a ghastly looking neck brace strapped to her noggin. Personally, I think that a bolt out each side of her neck, a la Frankenstein, would have been far more appropriate. It would have been nice if - for added comic effect - she had also ended up in one of those plastic head cones, like what is put on cats and dogs after an operation to stop them biting at the stitches. But hey, you take what pleasures you can get in this life.

Because of the ban on evictions due to the Covid virus, her worthless boyfriend still remains a resident in this kip of a house. We see each other in passing now and again, and not once has he shown the slightest ounce of remorse or regret for what he has done. The deluded fucker actually has the nerve to act like he is the one who has been wronged and so, hate-filled, silent glares are the order of the day between us. I would give anything to be out of this dump. But the way the property market is here, there's not a chance in Hell of finding anything affordable for one person to rent. And as a single, middle-aged, childless male, I  am right at the bottom of the pecking order as far as getting council accommodation is concerned.

But things are what they are and there is sod all that I can do at this stage. All this aside, A Happy New Year to you, Jayzus - and indeed all on this forum - and I hope that you and your's are all keeping well.

Cheers and all the best! - Paddy
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 01 January, 2021, 09:40:18 PM
Sounds fecking horrible, MIK. Hope you feel better soon. My wife had gall bladder trouble and the doctors had her drinking camomile tea to help. Tastes like cat piss but it may help and it can't hurt.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 01 January, 2021, 10:20:09 PM
Thanks, everybody. Appreciate it.

Quote from: von Boom on 01 January, 2021, 09:40:18 PMMy wife had gall bladder trouble and the doctors had her drinking camomile tea to help.

Currently doing just that.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 January, 2021, 05:09:34 PM
Quote from: paddykafka on 01 January, 2021, 09:27:46 PM
Wishing you all the best MIK and hope that you'll be okay and recover soon.

Jayzus, many thanks for your kind words and thoughts. They are much appreciated. The good news is, that after over four months of misery inflicted by the scumbag neighbour and that foul excuse for a partner of his, that the situation improved somewhat.

(Though not in time enough to prevent me having a nervous breakdown and taking an overdose of pills washed down with wine, so that I ended up in hospital for the best part of three days.)



Aw, man, that's really shite.  Totally understandable, though, that you'd be driven to that.  Glad you've had some kind of respite - hope things get better anyway.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 February, 2021, 08:44:51 PM
So, there was this protest outside a local school building today - a smattering of local parents holding up signs saying "send our kids back to school, already". Now, I assume they're also Covid deniers, but then none of their signs said that - and I have a lot of sympathy for people who want their children to get a good education, and are struggling through lock-down.

But there I am, walking my new dog, and with mini-Solo(8) in tow, and my new dog is a little barky at strangers because he's got a Napoleon complex, and we need to cross this busy road junction where sometimes people tear round the corner and take out unwary pedestrians - and one of these protesters is standing on the sidewalk blocking the crosswalk.

So, I'm holding the dog (because that helps him be calm with strangers), watching the mini-Solo, so she doesn't wander into traffic, and indicating to this MAN that I'm going to need to cross, and he just shrugs at me. So I say "Oh, sorry - I'm going to cross here", and he just stares at me, so I say "could you stand back a bit", so he stands in front of the cross-walk controls and I say "could you step back just a bit" and he says "you've got plenty of room" (even though he's not making any attempt to maintain social distance, or even just decent human being distance).

At this point, I am tempted to throw the dog in his face, but instead I say "well, could you please press the button?", so he presses the wrong one, and mini-Solo points that out, but then he says he can't understand her because of her mask, and and and...

The question I have is - at what stage is it perfectly reasonable to throw a stranger under a bus for being a total [Coatlicue]*?


*Admin. notice: your expletive has been replaced with a random deity.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Rogue Judge on 18 February, 2021, 09:39:11 PM
Just start coughing uncontrollably..see if that moves him off a bit!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 18 February, 2021, 09:43:50 PM
Fecking shite example of a (supposed) human being. You need to train your new dog to piss on command, Funt. A leg full of dog urine would have shifted him.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 February, 2021, 11:08:07 AM
Jesus wept, my blood boils just reading that.  I almost wish your new dog was less barky with strangers and more tear-out-throaty.

I had a similar experience with a Covid See-You-Next-Tuesday just before Christmas, when I was in TK Maxx looking for a present for my niece.  A guy (who looked young and trendy enough to know better, though that's probably my own prejudices) without a mask was walking towards me in the narrow aisle, so I moved quickly to get to another aisle before the fool came near me.  He noticed this and started pretending to breathe in loud wheezy gasps.  I still fantasise about destroying his youthful good looks with a fist in his face, like Sláine did to Diarmait the Handsome.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 February, 2021, 11:47:21 AM

I don't wear a mask when I go out, but I do carry one with me purely for social reasons. If nobody asks me or if nobody's afraid then I don't put it on but I will if I need to. Most people seem happy with this so long as I also distance from the people who want to distance - which not everybody does.

What I think about masks is more important to me than others - so others must feel the same way about their thoughts on masks. If I want others to respect my thoughts then I must respect theirs, which requires of me a little flexibility and understanding. Acting like the person in Funt's post helps absolutely nobody.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 20 February, 2021, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 19 February, 2021, 11:47:21 AM
I don't wear a mask when I go out, but I do carry one with me purely for social reasons. If nobody asks me or if nobody's afraid then I don't put it on but I will if I need to.

I found curious your use of the phrase of "if nobody's afraid", because when I see someone who's not taking the current scientific advice by mask wearing and social distancing, I never feel the emotion of fear.

I do think: fuck, how do I avoid this person? You know, because they're doing two things: they're endangering me, and they're endangering themselves, and they're doing it willfully. I need to give that person a wide berth - because they're demonstrating that they're unreasonable. They're demonstrating that they're selfish, credulous and that engaging with them in any way is going to be a negative experience.

So, it's not fear. Irritation. Annoyance. Bewilderment. Alertness. Incredulity, still, after all this time and so many examples.

The best I can hope for all the people I know who've taken (charitably) a relaxed stance on managing their end of the deal during this pandemic , is that they survive. And, when things (hopefully) move into a time when the virus has less of a stranglehold on our lives, and those people say "See - I told you it was nothing all along", I'll have to just grin and bear that bullshit as well.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 20 February, 2021, 09:35:22 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 20 February, 2021, 08:40:30 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 19 February, 2021, 11:47:21 AM
I don't wear a mask when I go out, but I do carry one with me purely for social reasons. If nobody asks me or if nobody's afraid then I don't put it on but I will if I need to.

I found curious your use of the phrase of "if nobody's afraid", because when I see someone who's not taking the current scientific advice by mask wearing and social distancing, I never feel the emotion of fear.


Me neither. Viruses don't take emotional state into account, but don't quote me on this because, and I cannot stress this enough, I KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT MEDICAL SCIENCE AND VIROLOGY. The people that do think I should. I did wear a mask and still got infected*. I still wear a mask. It's not difficult. To be honest, when I see people without a mask I don't feel fear, I feel resentment of their selfish arrogance.

*even though I have the big manly muscles and cool hair and so forth...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 21 February, 2021, 08:13:46 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 20 February, 2021, 09:35:22 PM
The people that do think I should. I did wear a mask and still got infected*. I still wear a mask. It's not difficult.

Good man!

This is the thing I find about masks and the wearing/not wearing thing both perplexing and enraging. Masks don't stop you catching covid* that's not the point. If that was the point, then not wearing one would be a personal choice you could make, based on your own assessment of personal risk. Masks reduce the chance of you spreading covid, which you could have, and be contagious, for up to ten days before symptoms appear.

That's not a matter of personal choice because 1) you have no way of knowing whether you have covid unless it's on the day of a same-day negative test (and even then, none of the tests is 100% reliable) and 2) if you're in a situation where 99% of the people in the vicinity are masked and 1% aren't, if any of the 1% has it, they're endangering the rest.

*As I understand it, the primary means by which covid travels is in droplets of water in exhaled breath. These aerosolise the further they travel but are quite large at the point of exhalation, so even a fairly basic, non-surgical mask will catch the droplets when they're large and contain them.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 February, 2021, 09:07:22 AM
What bothers me most about the incomprehension* around the purpose of mask-wearing is the near-certainty that this extends to washing your hands after going to the toilet, around food-prep etc. There's no functional or theoretical difference, you're mildly inconveniencing yourself to reduce a possible risk to others.

*I'm being charitable.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 February, 2021, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 21 February, 2021, 09:07:22 AM
What bothers me most about the incomprehension* around the purpose of mask-wearing is the near-certainty that this extends to washing your hands after going to the toilet, around food-prep etc. There's no functional or theoretical difference, you're mildly inconveniencing yourself to reduce a possible risk to others.

*I'm being charitable.

I was in a tiny filling station paying for my petrol yesterday when a maskless woman came in, stood right beside me and started leafing through newspapers and the like - normally they have two staff members on, one to serve and the other to limit the number of customers to one at a time, but I think the second staff member was doing something else at the time.

It's hard to think charitable thoughts about that other customer.  The first thing I think is that the person is ignorant, selfish or a combination of both.    An electrician I worked on the same project with last year refused to wear a mask because nobody died OF the virus, they died WITH the virus. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 21 February, 2021, 11:44:14 AM
When I'm feeling at my most charitable I assume they're not wearing a mask or not wearing it correctly, because the have horrendous breath and don't want the smell trapped and redirected up their nostrils.

Did you know Listerine invented the medical condition, halitosis to sell their mouthwash. They could adapt that ad campaign. "Can't stand wearing a mask because of your corpse breath? Buy our mint juice!"
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 27 February, 2021, 04:09:46 PM
Spent much of last night passing a kidney stone - for anyone who hasn't experienced it, may you never. Twas mucho ouch.

But, if you ever get a ridiculously severe pain in your back, off to one side and below the ribs, then don't worry! It subsides eventually. You're probably not about to expire.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 27 February, 2021, 05:51:12 PM
 :o Geez, Funt, I hope that's your last. My brother-in-law had them. You have my sympathies for your pain.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 February, 2021, 07:08:10 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 27 February, 2021, 04:09:46 PM
Spent much of last night passing a kidney stone - for anyone who hasn't experienced it, may you never.

Can confirm, and extend my sympathy. I too had this wonderful experience a few years back, eventually ended up in hospital doped to the gills awaiting surgery.  Oddest part was a procession of sympathetic female nurses telling me it was "worse than childbirth", which is not an attitude I'd enjoy better before or since.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 27 February, 2021, 07:40:35 PM
Add "Aaargh!", "Aieee!" and whatever other comic-bubble expletives yer having yourself, to describe the absolute shudders of horror that go through me when I hear of this. My oldest mate went through a similar experience and filled me in on all the details. Best of luck with your recovery, Funt and Tordel's, I'm glad to hear that you got through your own encounter with this medical menace.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 28 February, 2021, 10:53:07 PM
I had a kidney stone once. When diagnosed, my wife went from "shush you big baby" to uttering the immortal words: "Oh, that will be quite sore."

If you ever suffer one, drink spirits. Seriously. It dissolves the bugger. The stronger the better.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 May, 2021, 05:12:03 PM
I find myself coming out of the Covid testing centre three days before my vaccination is due.  The fella I pay to help me with my mural painting tells me his daughter has gone into hospital in fits of coughing and I've been in contact with him.

I like the fella and he does a good job but it seems that every time theres a big job to be done there's a family emergency. This the worst yet though, by far the best case scenario is that I'm out of work till I get my results.

Also I can't afford to employ anyone on a full or even part time basis, and it would be very hard to find anyone else who can turn up for occasional work like that.

Sorry to rant but I'm just very anxious and I don't know what to do.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 06:11:05 PM
Sorry for your troubles, JBC. Is the problem that you need to isolate or that you've lost a worker because he needs to isolate? Or both?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 May, 2021, 07:03:22 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 06:11:05 PM
Sorry for your troubles, JBC. Is the problem that you need to isolate or that you've lost a worker because he needs to isolate? Or both?

Thanks Funt. At the moment it's both and I'm under a lot of pressure. Also that maybe I've been hugely naive in believing all these family catastrophes but I can't say it in case they're all true,and I can't find anyone else who can work sporadically like that.

And also that I might have covid, 3 days before I'm due to be vaccinated, but I won't know till at least tomorrow.

Edit - I say believing, but it's more ' giving the benefit of the doubt' really.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 07:17:26 PM
Spuggy on so many levels. Fingers crossed for your personal health - I've lucked out so far and only know one distant relative who only had a mild case.

That's always the trouble with suspected porky-pies: not knowing for sure. Cos I teach high school students, I always end up moving onto the results phase - as in, it's not really relevant if they're being truthful (they'll always lie if it seems like the safest option in the moment) - it's whether or not they supply the work.

Best of luck.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 May, 2021, 07:29:35 PM
That's a tough one, Jayzus. Fingers crossed you at least get the all-clear yourself.

I've been the gobshite with the seemingly-very-convenient family emergencies at various points, and I really wasn't taking the piss (one memorable week a few years ago I was accompanying different elderly relatives in A&E day on 3 separate occasions), but I could well have been and no-one would have known the difference. I suspect you have to go with your gut feeling about the guy, as Funt says the "truth" can be too hard to winkle out to be worth the effort.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 18 May, 2021, 07:47:40 PM
Fer feck's sake, Jayzus. First the bike episode and now this. If it wasn't for bad luck you'ld be having no luck at all, these days.  :(

We can only hope for the best on your behalf, and keep our fingers, toes etc crossed for you. With regards to the work issue, worst case scenario and you have to isolate, would you be entitled to any of the current payments, like PUP or whatever. Or have you thought about applying for Supplementary Welfare through the local INTREO social welfare office? This sounds like the kind of situation they could help with, if you're eligible. Maybe a call to your nearest Citizen Info office would be in order? Anyways, just some suggestions for what they're worth.

All the best and take care.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 May, 2021, 07:57:21 PM
Thanks, guys, really appreciate you listening to me vent. 

For what it's worth, I believe that my painting assistant (not my employee, technically he's an independent contractor in a very loose sense of the word) is telling the truth this time, but I'm not totally sure of a few times in the past.  He does live with his two kids, girlfriend and not-particularly-healthy mother so I just don't know. Suppose I just have to move on this time and deal with the immediate hassle of isolating.

As far as the work is concerned, it's a huge job with a short timeline - getting my designs amended and approved by the client took forever and I was already stressed about completing it on time.  I suppose I just have to hope I don't have the virus and give up on a few weekends and evenings.

I'm not too worried about the money end of things, thanks, though, Paddy - still have my teaching job which is online and keeps me ticking over, and if the worst happens I'll survive on the Covid payment.  More worried about the damage to my already small and shaky business's reputation.

But, to be fair, up until today I was having quite a good week, after finding out that I hadn't broken any bones, my bike wasn't too badly damaged but mainly that I could have an early vaccination - obviously that last one is up in the air now but I'll know the score tomorrow or Thursday.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 18 May, 2021, 09:44:40 PM
This is where things get really frustrating.  We've had a couple of lateral flow tests that led to classes isolating, then it turns out that the PCR test negates the lateral flow test.  Even so this means shifting from FTF to virtual learning then back to FTF.

Here is where the government is making life so complicated.  Mainly since they're making it up as they're going along and blaming the scientists for their indecision.  Just wait a few days and the Indian variant will be the next excuse.  Of course, keeping borders open from the country while 20k travellers fetched into the country is neither here nor there.

This is the frustrating bit about trying to 'apply common sense' or  to 'do the responsible thing' all while our own government acts in ways that would actually make the average inebriated 15 year old look responsible.  There are times when I'm actually with Sharkey on the political process ...
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 09:52:01 PM
Not Bear with his guillotines?
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 May, 2021, 07:35:16 AM

I'm sorry to hear of your woes, JBC. I won't offer advice because I'll just end up prostheletysing again, but you'll figure it out, if not this time then the next, or the time afer that. Not very helpful, I know, and easy for me to say, but I have every faith in you.You are, after all, a member of this planet's dominant species. Nothing is beyond you.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 08:49:43 AM
Thanks, Sharky. Don't worry, you are being helpful here, as has everyone else here who listened to me. Just getting things off my chest and having people respond is help enough.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 19 May, 2021, 11:36:12 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 May, 2021, 07:29:35 PM
I've been the gobshite with the seemingly-very-convenient family emergencies at various points, and I really wasn't taking the piss (one memorable week a few years ago I was accompanying different elderly relatives in A&E day on 3 separate occasions), but I could well have been and no-one would have known the difference. I suspect you have to go with your gut feeling about the guy, as Funt says the "truth" can be too hard to winkle out to be worth the effort.


Complete tangent but I think the second or third time I'd had to skip work to attend A&E I'd probably be taking photos while I'm there in case there's any doubt at a later date.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 May, 2021, 12:49:04 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 19 May, 2021, 11:36:12 AM
Complete tangent but I think the second or third time I'd had to skip work to attend A&E I'd probably be taking photos while I'm there in case there's any doubt at a later date.

It was going that way!  I'm normally working for myself, but that was a rare spell of direct employment and while they were decent about it (I took it as leave, and made up the work on my own time, so from a certain point of view they actually benefitted...) and gave no impression they thought I was pulling a fast one, there was a general feeling of "isn't there someone else who could do it this time?". The answer being of course "no", or dear lord I would have used them - a day and night with (for one example!) a confused 75 year old with undiagnosed appendicitis on a trolley in a hospital corridor is something anyone would want to delegate. It didn't help that I'd been taking my Dad to (scheduled well in advance) consultants' appointments in prior weeks.

We parted company soon after, and while while nothing whatsoever was said, I couldn't shake the feeling that they were glad to be rid of me and my inconvenient elderly-support role.  That, and some convenient scapegoating by a partner company, and the fact that exhaustion and anxiety tipped me over into one f my trademark spells of deep prolonged depression, none of which helped my employee-of-the-week standing much. 

Sometimes even the real life needs of employees just conflict with the needs of the employer, especially in a small business environment where there's no slack or cover available. They may have to grin and bear it, but even the decent ones don't have to like it, or offer you more work after your contract finishes.  That's just how it is, you're there to make someone else money, not play happy families.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 19 May, 2021, 01:08:24 PM
I've started a thread (https://forums.2000ad.com/index.php?topic=47591) to schedule a video / audio / real-time text chat.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 02:51:50 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 May, 2021, 12:49:04 PM
Sometimes even the real life needs of employees just conflict with the needs of the employer, especially in a small business environment where there's no slack or cover available. They may have to grin and bear it, but even the decent ones don't have to like it, or offer you more work after your contract finishes.  That's just how it is, you're there to make someone else money, not play happy families.

That's the sad truth and I may be re-evaluating things when this job is finished.  I hate conflict and as I said I like this fella, but there have been quite a few times when I've incredibly stressed with impending deadlines and the no-shows have turned the stress into cold-sweat panic, accompanied by a flurry of last-second rescheduling and frenzied phone-calls of apology and explanation to clients.  BUT... the times he's helped me out outweigh these times.  So I don't know; I'll work on a solution to it.

More importantly, my test results came back earlier than expected, and they're negative!  So I'm back to work tomorrow, and can do plenty of preparatory work today.  It's been a very long 24 hours.  Thanks again, everyone, for being so understanding and giving me a chance to vent my spleen on a very shitty day.  The problem shared cliche really is true sometimes - I felt a lot better after your sympathetic responses.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 19 May, 2021, 03:07:28 PM
Glad to hear that you got the all-clear, Jayzus. Best of luck going forward with yer other issue. Cheers!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 03:49:36 PM
Thanks TB!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 May, 2021, 05:50:16 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 02:51:50 PM
More importantly, my test results came back earlier than expected, and they're negative!

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 06:34:48 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 19 May, 2021, 03:49:36 PM
Thanks TB!

Sorry, I meant thanks Paddy! But also now, thanks TB!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 29 September, 2021, 07:28:51 PM
Every day I come into work 15 minutes early and every day I leave 30 minutes late - because I'm a teacher, y'see. When I get home, it's time to start work again - because there's grading, lesson planning and so on. And it feels like the job is never ending, because by the time I'm finished (which I never am) it's time to sleep and start the entire process over again.

So, today, I let my boss know I had to leave a little early (but after the students) to take my daughter to an emergency dental appointment.

The response? A reminder about my contractual obligations.

Thing is, if I stuck to contract, I'd have to take a half day, which would come out of the school's budget as they scrambled to find a substitute, which is nigh on impossible right now.

How come they never thank me for coming in early every day?

Even worse - I saw this coming. I knew I'd get hauled over the coals about it before it even happened. Predictable bullshit.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: broodblik on 29 September, 2021, 07:34:10 PM
And that is why most people find a new job because  of their managers. It is not a problem for you to put more hours in but it is always a problem to leave early once in a blue moon.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 30 September, 2021, 02:25:11 PM
I'm reminded of this NSFW but absolutely fair response to a CEO's quesiton.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/ol1tmz/soak_it_in_olive_oil_and_shove_it_up_your_ass/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/ol1tmz/soak_it_in_olive_oil_and_shove_it_up_your_ass/)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 07 October, 2021, 11:22:30 PM
Alright, I've been putting this off a bit as it's hard to talk about -

I lived on a boat for four and a half years.  Just over a month ago, I had just got back from a pleasant barbecue and few beers with a friend and was preparing for bed, then the boat literally exploded around me.  I managed to escape through what was a wall, but thought my face was melted off - turned out it was just numb with heat.  The boat, being made of fibreglass, was basically incinerated along with everything I owned. 

I spent a night in hospital and got some metal staples in my head - no idea how it happened but I was bleeding from a head wound.  I spent a month living with my parents and now live in a caravan in a neighbour's yard - another friend, though, is building a log cabin in a field which he'll rent to me at a very good price.  I got my staples out last week, but have since noticed a weird dent in my skull which nobody seemed to mention in the hospital. 

But Jesus Christ, I'm alive.  My brother and my friends set up gofundme accounts to help me out, now closed, and I have more savings than I've ever had in my life.  That's it - life spugs but nearly dying is a humbling experience, and my friends and my family are even more amazing than I'd ever realised.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 07 October, 2021, 11:59:45 PM
W...T...A...F! Jeez, Jayzus- that is... well, you know what it is as you lived through it. But, a) I'm so glad you're okay, and b) I'm blown over by what seems to be your positive attitude. I wonder how many of us would have the same mental fortitude to approach it the same way. It's true what they say about stuff being replaceable and about finding out who your friends are in times like that.

Of course, I will frown at you a bit for not saying something earlier so the gofundmes could have maybe had a bit of galactic groat injection, but that's understandable in the circumstances. Should the log cabin suffer any nightmarish incidents, do not hesitate. Tharg got us all together for a reason you know, and that is to come to each others' assistance in times of crisis.

Glad you're okay, sir. Blimey.

SBT
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: sheridan on 08 October, 2021, 12:01:57 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 07 October, 2021, 11:22:30 PM
  Just over a month ago, I had just got back from a pleasant barbecue and few beers with a friend and was preparing for bed, then the boat literally exploded around me.
snip
QuoteThat's it - life spugs but nearly dying is a humbling experience, and my friends and my family are even more amazing than I'd ever realised.

Wow!  Glad you're still with us.  I've had a near-death experience or two myself (in a similar hospital stay sort of way) - best to look on it as being lucky you're still alive than unlucky that you nearly died.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 08 October, 2021, 12:30:42 AM
Jesus Jaysis. That's sounds feckin traumatic, but it's a testament to yourself that so many rallied around to help you out.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Link Prime on 08 October, 2021, 12:31:08 AM
HOLY SHIT.
Feel overcome with embarrassment that I posted some dumb gag about you dying a few weeks ago, oblivious to the fact you almost did in real life.
Real sorry to hear that happened, and happy to hear you survived.
You or a friend shoulda posted the Gofundme link here.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 08 October, 2021, 01:34:30 AM
No way, JBC - I guess that means no more hidden shangri-la in the trees over by. Good to hear you escaped the fiery disaster without too much damage, but so sad that your home perished.

I was watching this guy the other night - making a good go of it off grid: 5 Years Living Off Grid Building A Sustainable Smallholding  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSt96KFFHxA)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 08 October, 2021, 09:46:35 AM
This is awful dude! So glad to hear you're alright.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 08 October, 2021, 10:21:07 AM
Bloody Hell, Jayzuz! I'm stunned and speechless to read of your experience. But to echo what other posters have said, I'm relieved to hear that you're still with us, and that Fortuna is on the upswing for you again. Welcome back and here's hoping that you'll be okay going forward.

All the best and cheers! _ Paddy
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 October, 2021, 11:56:38 AM

I'm glad you're okay, JBC. If there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate to get in touch.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 08 October, 2021, 12:33:10 PM
Thanks guys.  Really appreciate the sentiment re. gofundme but to be honest I never shared it myself - I felt a wee bit overwhelmed by it all and, well, I've done pretty well out of it already.

Quote from: Link Prime on 08 October, 2021, 12:31:08 AM

Feel overcome with embarrassment that I posted some dumb gag about you dying a few weeks ago, oblivious to the fact you almost did in real life.


I will hate you forever and exact a terrible revenge.  Being serious, though, I missed that and wouldn't have been remotely offended anyway - my mates, being my mates, knew they'd be able to throw some gentle ribbing in with all the sympathy. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 08 October, 2021, 01:50:19 PM
Jesus Jayzus! That's terrrifying but really glad to hear you're in one piece.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 08 October, 2021, 03:51:30 PM
This will go down in history as one of the most destructive bong accidents ever. I've suffered some pretty serious issues from stray hot rocks myself, but nothing on this scale.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 08 October, 2021, 04:17:50 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 08 October, 2021, 03:51:30 PM
This will go down in history as one of the most destructive bong accidents ever. I've suffered some pretty serious issues from stray hot rocks myself, but nothing on this scale.

It's a tricky one to explain to the insurance company alright.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 08 October, 2021, 04:31:50 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 07 October, 2021, 11:22:30 PM
Just over a month ago, I had just got back from a pleasant barbecue and few beers with a friend and was preparing for bed, then the boat literally exploded around me. 

Well, I think that it is fair to say this one is not going to be topped!  Glad yer okay and aye, it puts things in perspective big time.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 09:02:13 AM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 08 October, 2021, 04:31:50 PM
Well, I think that it is fair to say this one is not going to be topped!

Yep. Close down the thread — JBC wins... unless someone finds a way to post from beyond the grave.

Despite the clearly traumatic nature of your disaster, I'm delighted you escaped relatively unscathed, JBC. Maybe you'll get a cool scar from the head injury — chicks dig cool scars. ;-)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 October, 2021, 01:34:00 PM
Not only a scar, but a dent in my skull I only realised was there last week when they took the staples out.  Covered by hair, but maybe when I go bald the Lynx effect will kick in!

Thanks again, guys.  In a weird way, it's a bit of a fresh start - my hoarding ways have most definitely been nipped in the bud.  I may have lost things but things are not people, and the whole thing has shown how amazing people are when you're in trouble.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 09 October, 2021, 01:46:14 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 09 October, 2021, 01:34:00 PM
Not only a scar, but a dent in my skull I only realised was there last week when they took the staples out. 

That's probably how Kano started out as well.  :D
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 October, 2021, 01:49:01 PM
 :lol:

He was fighting them off with a shitty stick too.

(Well, he had that ghost wife for a while anyway.)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 02:23:24 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 09:02:13 AM
unless someone finds a way to post from beyond the grave.

Important footnote: THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 09 October, 2021, 04:19:08 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 02:23:24 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 09:02:13 AM
unless someone finds a way to post from beyond the grave.

Important footnote: THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/4aUxSOVPgC25i/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: von Boom on 09 October, 2021, 06:24:17 PM
Jeez, JBC. Glad to hear you survived, but bloody hell. Great to have friends and family for support at these times. I think you've had your share of bad things for this decade and the next. At least I hope so.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 09 October, 2021, 07:02:17 PM
Blimey! Glad to hear you got out relatively unscathed and with such a great outlook.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 09 October, 2021, 11:17:14 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 09 October, 2021, 04:19:08 PM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/4aUxSOVPgC25i/giphy.gif)

Bravo!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 October, 2021, 06:56:15 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 09 October, 2021, 06:24:17 PM
Jeez, JBC. Glad to hear you survived, but bloody hell. Great to have friends and family for support at these times. I think you've had your share of bad things for this decade and the next. At least I hope so.

Thanks, Von Boom, and to Tips too.  Next time I get my retaliation in first.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 October, 2021, 09:02:47 AM
Just caught up on this thread and holy shit, glad you're still alive mate. Gutted for you about your boat/home. Was this you?

(https://i.imgur.com/vzQGk8E.jpg)
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 21 October, 2021, 11:11:51 AM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 08 October, 2021, 04:31:50 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 07 October, 2021, 11:22:30 PM
Just over a month ago, I had just got back from a pleasant barbecue and few beers with a friend and was preparing for bed, then the boat literally exploded around me. 

Well, I think that it is fair to say this one is not going to be topped!  Glad yer okay and aye, it puts things in perspective big time.

Glad you made it out JBC!
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 October, 2021, 04:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 October, 2021, 09:02:47 AM
Just caught up on this thread and holy shit, glad you're still alive mate. Gutted for you about your boat/home. Was this you?

(https://i.imgur.com/vzQGk8E.jpg)

Aye, that's the one.  Somehow my gas cylinders didn't explode - small mercies, I suppose.  Thanks, guys, appreciate all your support.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 21 October, 2021, 05:21:35 PM
OMFG!

They say a picture paints a thousand words, and that certainly applies in this instance. I would imagine that "shock" is a bit of an under-statement in terms of how you must have felt afterwards.

Best of luck and speed with your housing needs in the hopefully near future. Not sure that I would have the strength and fortitude which you have displayed thus far.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: milstar on 21 October, 2021, 07:03:53 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OCpnpgp.jpg)


Someone in the FB 2000AD Tat and chat group made pretty good ideas on the homage characters: Rod Trooper (done in Yorkshire accent), Dean Dire, Judge Drudd, M.I.C.K. 1, Fresh, and The Hounslow Heroes
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: milstar on 21 October, 2021, 07:05:44 PM
Again, from the FB.

(https://i.imgur.com/r0c4LeW.jpg)

I guess Russia is growing closer to their own Mega City.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 21 October, 2021, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 21 October, 2021, 04:33:08 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 21 October, 2021, 09:02:47 AM
Just caught up on this thread and holy shit, glad you're still alive mate. Gutted for you about your boat/home. Was this you?

(https://i.imgur.com/vzQGk8E.jpg)

Aye, that's the one.  Somehow my gas cylinders didn't explode - small mercies, I suppose.  Thanks, guys, appreciate all your support.

Bloody hell and I was getting fraught over some extra work. Glad you're [reasonably] okay JayzusB.Christ. Truly awful.
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Post by: Funt Solo on 21 October, 2021, 10:10:49 PM
Man - that's a tough thing to see - must have been awful to go through. All your stuff literally down the Swanee. I love your positive take on it - just things, and people are more important. Hope that your cabin plan works out well.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 October, 2021, 05:06:23 PM
Cheers guys.  Weirdly I think a huge part of the reason it didn't hit me TOO hard* was that I had just been trawling through an ebook and film marathon of Khmer Rouge Cambodia-related stuff, for some reason.

Losing all your possessions doesn't seem so bad compared to losing all your possessions and then being driven out your home to work until you die from starvation or execution.  That was in my mind every time I felt down about myself.

*except for whatever it was that cracked my skull in the explosion, that is.

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 October, 2021, 08:15:56 PM

You're an inspiration, JBC.

Keep buggering on!

Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 October, 2021, 02:16:58 PM
I shall bugger till the day I die.
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Post by: sheridan on 25 October, 2021, 04:00:41 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 24 October, 2021, 05:06:23 PM
*except for whatever it was that cracked my skull in the explosion, that is.

Don't forget about that if you get any sudden headaches - report to the hospital asap if there's any recurrence.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 October, 2021, 10:24:13 PM
Will do, thanks.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 January, 2022, 05:52:02 PM
Been staying with my elderly parents since Christmas - now they've both tested positive for Omicron (I'm negative according to the antigen test, but who knows).  Fortunately we've all been boosted and Omicron really does seem to be a milder dose, but my mam is laid up with bad cold symptoms and my dad seems to be heading the same way.

We're all stuck here now.  On the plus side, things aren't half as scary as they were in the pre-vaccination, stronger-strain days of last Christmas, but it's just bleeding inconvenient.
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Post by: Funt Solo on 03 January, 2022, 06:32:59 PM
Sorry to hear JBC. Best wishes for your folks.

My brother in Glasgow got the OMG-icron over Christmas (but mild symptoms, as he was double-vaxxed), so his family were quarantined and the grandparents had to pass their Xmas nosh in through the window, instead of having them come over.

Seems like Omnomnomicron (the Cookie Monster variant) is certainly spreading wider, so I'm more thankful than ever for the vaccines. My brother had missed his booster because he couldn't stay in the queue past a certain point due to other commitments.

We start back at school today, and while we've been masked the entire time (here in WA, US), there's a lot of loose adherence to the rules* (not in my classroom, mind) so I'm expecting there to be a wave of infections hitting the student population.

Oh, I've only gone and ended up talking about me - best wishes again to you and yours.

*The staff that teach fire-fighting and police careers are demographically more likely to vote Republican, so therefore more likely to be against masking, so less likely to push their students to comply. Strange but true.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 January, 2022, 10:19:34 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 03 January, 2022, 06:32:59 PM
Sorry to hear JBC. Best wishes for your folks.

My brother in Glasgow got the OMG-icron over Christmas (but mild symptoms, as he was double-vaxxed), so his family were quarantined and the grandparents had to pass their Xmas nosh in through the window, instead of having them come over.

Seems like Omnomnomicron (the Cookie Monster variant) is certainly spreading wider, so I'm more thankful than ever for the vaccines. My brother had missed his booster because he couldn't stay in the queue past a certain point due to other commitments.

We start back at school today, and while we've been masked the entire time (here in WA, US), there's a lot of loose adherence to the rules* (not in my classroom, mind) so I'm expecting there to be a wave of infections hitting the student population.

Oh, I've only gone and ended up talking about me - best wishes again to you and yours.

*The staff that teach fire-fighting and police careers are demographically more likely to vote Republican, so therefore more likely to be against masking, so less likely to push their students to comply. Strange but true.

Ah, no bother at all, to be honest I was secretly hoping for some other covid stories to make me feel better.  😊
Also it's a bit of a relief to finally have it in the house - I really hope that this is the virus having a final blowout before things start to settle down.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 04 January, 2022, 11:14:05 AM
Get well soon. JB.

I'm just over a bad cold that I think might have been the new variant. I did a couple of swab tests but they were negative and there were no PCR tests available. I'm triple jabbed, so it was no worse than a bad head cold for a few days.
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Post by: paddykafka on 04 January, 2022, 02:12:47 PM
Considering he's survived being ship-wrecked and nearly blown up, JBC is like this forum's equivalent of Nikolai Dante -  he's just too cool to kill!

Hope you and your folk's get better soon, Jayzus. All the best!
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Post by: Woolly on 04 January, 2022, 06:17:24 PM
Quote from: paddykafka on 04 January, 2022, 02:12:47 PM
Considering he's survived being ship-wrecked and nearly blown up, JBC is like this forum's equivalent of Nikolai Dante -  he's just too cool to kill!

Hope you and your folk's get better soon, Jayzus. All the best!

Seconded.
The petition to change 'Jovus' to 'Jaysis' begins here!
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 04 January, 2022, 06:22:23 PM
Thanks, guys! Too cool to kill... i like it 😀

Rich, glad you're over your dose. Sounds like it may well have been omicron - all my home tests have been negative but there's no possible way I could have avoided it, and I've had the relevant symptoms. 

But who knows, the end result is that you're grand now.  Take care of yourselves all,  w!e're nearly out of this! 
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Post by: AlexF on 05 January, 2022, 09:11:54 AM
I don't look in on this thread too often but my goodness, people do have spuggy shit happening in their lives, and I'm glad there's a place to share it and get support. Hope 2022 treats folks more better. House blown up and still time to plot a fiendish crossword! That's impressive.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 05 January, 2022, 12:06:38 PM
Thanks, Alex!  I definitely have high hopes for 22.  The prog's name is now 23 years out of date and we're still reading - fair play to us all.
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 02 October, 2022, 07:52:28 PM
So I've been feeling physically unwell for some months now and my condition is getting worse with each passing week. I saw my doc a few weeks back and have been trying the medication he prescribed but to no avail. From my own research on the subject - and without going into specific details - my symptoms are an absolute match to Stage 3 of a particularly nasty cancer.

The Doc said that if there was no improvement in my condition, that he would be making an appointment for  me for tests / procedures in hospital. Problem is, the waiting time on the public health list for those tests can be as long as six months at a minimum, never mind the additional months that I could be waiting for treatment - by which time I will likely be pushing up daisies.

As it is, I already have fuck-all quality of life due to the debilitating effects of my condition, as it currently stands. And without any effective treatment available to me, it is only going to get worse.

Now some of you might recall some of my previous posts in the Day of Chaos, and earlier Life Spugs threads, in which I detailed the horrible impact of the dreadful Anti-Social behaviour which I and my fellow tenants endured for many months. (And it was not until mid of last year, that the bastard who started all the problems by inflicting his evil, gutter-trash, piece-of-shit excuse for a woman upon us all, finally moved out and freed us of his and her vile presence.)

Despite trying to move on from what happened and maintain a cheery demeanour on the outside, in reality the experience which I went through left me completely broken, both mentally and physically. I never really recovered from it and freely admit that I hit the bottle big-time as a coping mechanism. This undoubtedly has contributed to my gradual physical / mental decline and, by extension, the current fucked-up state in which I find myself.

Given how bleak my future is looking, I am now giving serious consideration to going public about the misery these two scumbags caused, and naming and shaming them for everyone to see. I have the letter and petition I drew up - which was witnessed, signed and dated by the other tenants at the time - that clearly details everything those two fiends did. So I have all the proof that I need of their vile, horrible deeds. There is no shortage of forums that I could use to tell the story. Radio chat shows and other programmes are always interested in the topic of Anti-Social behaviour. And of course there is the like of Facebook etc.

Neither of those twisted creeps faced any consequences for what they did. I want them to pay for the damage they did to me. I want some sort of justice for the horror they inflicted. I want my pound of flesh from them. And if holding them up to public scrutiny and condemnation has that effect, then that's just fine by me.
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Post by: Funt Solo on 02 October, 2022, 08:37:39 PM
Inconsiderate neighbors can be really awful to try to live next to - I know from experience. I do wonder a couple of things - in terms of long-term goals re. the now (thankfully) ex-neighbors. If you're hoping to seek redress, then they would have needed to have broken a law, I assume? Have you sought professional advice on that? Perhaps a larger question, though, is whether it might be healthier for you to try to move on from it? I know you didn't ask for advice from me, so sorry if my comments don't land well. I was really thinking about it from my perspective.

I hope you can find the treatment you need for the various afflictions you describe, and that you have sunnier uplands in your future.
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Post by: paddykafka on 04 October, 2022, 03:31:06 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 02 October, 2022, 08:37:39 PM
Inconsiderate neighbors can be really awful to try to live next to - I know from experience. I do wonder a couple of things - in terms of long-term goals re. the now (thankfully) ex-neighbors. If you're hoping to seek redress, then they would have needed to have broken a law, I assume? Have you sought professional advice on that? Perhaps a larger question, though, is whether it might be healthier for you to try to move on from it? I know you didn't ask for advice from me, so sorry if my comments don't land well. I was really thinking about it from my perspective.

I hope you can find the treatment you need for the various afflictions you describe, and that you have sunnier uplands in your future.

Hi Funt and thanks for your reply. It is much appreciated.

Just to clarify, the two degenerates were living in the same house as I, but in a separate flat on the floor above me. This made the trauma they inflicted even more horrible, given that it occurred in the same building (and therefore the immediate environment under that roof). It is important to note, that the creature herself was not an official, paying tenant. She was foisted upon us all by her scumbag partner when he moved her in with him – two days after lockdown was announced.

Following the complaints that myself and other tenants made against her, our landlord approached the cops for help and was told that there was nothing they could do, and that he would have to take civil / legal action himself.  Now that, as I have just recently discovered, was absolute bullshit on their part.
For one thing, I believe that the police could have prosecuted them for Anti-Social Behaviour, under Part 11 of the Criminal Justice Act 2006.*

Also, the creeps were persistently flouting the Covid laws, by regularly having their degenerate mates visiting the house, for the loud, drunken music sessions and gatherings that they held in their flat. Had the cops shown some interest, done their bloody job and dealt with these bastards in the early stages, I fully believe it would have put an end to the problem.

But nothing was done. And when the Eviction Ban came in, our landlord was then powerless to do anything about these two rotten, abusive swine. (And considering that he had serious health issues of his own, at the time, the last thing he needed was the stress that they were causing.)

The young couple beside me had TWO-YEAR OLD LITTLE BOY. I can't even imagine what impact all this might have had on him. Another tenant was a separated father of two daughters, aged THREE and EIGHT YEARS OLD who would usually stay with him at the weekends. He had the rotten luck to be in the flat directly below the two psychos.

When he rightly called them out about the trauma and upset that their noise and disturbance – which frequently went on until  5-6AM - was causing his children, he was met with a torrent of abuse AND threats of physical harm from the dirt-bag herself: "Fuck you and your poxy kids! Fuck off back to yar own country, ya English Bastard! I'll fuckin' dance on your head! I'll get the fuckin' boys from Ballyer' 'round to sort you out!"

This poor man was so terrified that he made an official complaint to the local police. And ya know what happened? Two local flat-foots visited the house, knocked on the door of the flat in which the scumbags were and, having received no answer, walked back out. And that was that. No follow up whatsoever.

And so the madness and torment continued for five months – during which time I attempted suicide because of the stress – and it only ended, when the vicious Kunt fell down the stairs drunk and broke a bone in her neck (which put her in hospital for a while and thus out of our lives). Her pathetic excuse for a man remained on until late of the following year. I have to wonder, whether we all might have been better off, if we had used Baseball Bat diplomacy against the creeps instead. Quite clearly, it is the only thing they would have respected or feared.

Outside of the satisfaction and retribution I would gain from publicly exposing those abusive scum, I don't see anyway of moving on from the damage they caused to me.

*https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/justice/law_enforcement/anti_social_behaviour_by_adults.html

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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 04 October, 2022, 11:00:02 PM
I'm so sorry, Paddy.  What an absolute nightmare.  I think I would have had the same reaction as you.  I've wondered in the past about the baseball bat option; having tracked down a scammer a day or two after he scammed me, and I don't even have the most rudimentary of detective skills - it took the garda a year and a half, and even then they couldn't prosecute him. 
Title: Re: Life Spugs because...
Post by: paddykafka on 05 October, 2022, 10:30:17 AM
Many thanks for your support, JBC. It means a lot to me. All the best and cheers - Paddy.