Helloo
Hello! Welcome! Come on in. How are you? Did you come far? Cup of tea? There are some bourbons in the cupboard, I think. Please, take a seat.
G'day mate, howzitgarn ?.
translation = Good day kind Sir/Madam , how are you ?.
Which part of the Universe are you from ?.
Have you been reading 2000AD for long ?.
:D
Welcome.
I'd say more, but you're not giving us much to work with dude!
Some macmac? It's a vintage!
Kiss my axe!
Have you visited Burmy-gam?
Dwedd is my hewo!
Sorry. It's Friday.