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Title: New Poll: How often do you have a shower?
Post by: 2000AD Online on 02 March, 2008, 09:34:23 PM
How often do you have a shower?

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Post by: House of Usher on 02 March, 2008, 09:37:45 PM
Genius!
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 02 March, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Don't dodge the question, HoU! Are you Royal, normal or somewhere in between?
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 02 March, 2008, 09:45:49 PM
I have baths not showers.

Shockingly enough, an insecure friend (OK, my only friend) once used this admission as proof that he was more masculine than I.
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 02 March, 2008, 09:59:35 PM


 Royal.

 Once a day unless i have done nothing then i dont bother.


 I have washed in rivers and streams if i am in the Great Outdoors.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 02 March, 2008, 10:01:14 PM
No option for "when time allows" or "when I can be bothered"?

Rubbish.
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 02 March, 2008, 10:04:39 PM
check the new poll jeb, your manly tastes have been catered for
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 03 March, 2008, 10:07:04 AM
I kind of judge it on the condition of my hair.
The close it gets to becoming a solid, congealed mass, the closer I am to perhaps thinking about working towards looking to having a shower sometime in the reasonable near future. Perhaps.
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Post by: House of Usher on 03 March, 2008, 02:07:03 PM
Ewwww. For me, it's as often as I have time for, and whether or not I think I need it. So last week: not at all. This week? Saturday, Monday, maybe Wednesday... we'll see how it goes.
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Post by: WoD on 03 March, 2008, 05:08:27 PM
You bloody bunch of Crustys!!!
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Post by: LARF on 03 March, 2008, 05:10:55 PM
...er, it's bust
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 March, 2008, 05:30:57 PM

 I am not OCD or anything but i dont like to go for more than a day or 2 without.I dont smell but i feel yukky if i dont .


 Even washing under a cold tap or a cold shower is preferable to not washing.
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Post by: WoD on 03 March, 2008, 05:45:42 PM
I'm sorry, but I really need to shower everyday - best for other people if I shower twice on a hot day!
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Post by: Dog Deever on 03 March, 2008, 06:02:02 PM
Polls broken- a bunch of crusties have clogged the drain with years of filth...
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Post by: WoD on 03 March, 2008, 06:30:36 PM
I realise now that my anosmia has clearly been an asset to me at previous Comic Expo's.
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Post by: House of Usher on 03 March, 2008, 08:41:01 PM
Instead of following the broken link, try the other thread with the working link, or go straight to 'polls' via the menu down the left of this page.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 03 March, 2008, 10:02:24 PM
Every day (often twice) if I've been on the bike. Now and again when I haven't. Does one three-hour long bath count as four showers?
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Post by: House of Usher on 03 March, 2008, 11:05:00 PM
It's not how clean you get that counts, it's how long the effects last.
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Post by: opaque on 03 March, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
We don't have a shower only a bath so not a fair question ;)
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Post by: House of Usher on 03 March, 2008, 11:11:45 PM
I refer the honorable gentleman to the answer Floyd gave on the other thread: for the purposes of the poll, baths count as showers.
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Post by: Trout on 03 March, 2008, 11:16:50 PM
One bath is one shower, unless you get out and replace the dirty water with a clean tubful!

- Trout
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Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 03 March, 2008, 11:43:14 PM
It's pretty much on a par with my wanking schedule - two every three days, or thereabouts.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 03 March, 2008, 11:47:54 PM
Hmm. I don't really want to ask, but is the correlation purely an issue of frequency or is it spatial too?
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Post by: Radbacker on 03 March, 2008, 11:59:59 PM
my god its true, Poms dont shower often.  I shower at least once a day sometimes twice if its hot.
Have a house mate of British decent and he doesn't shower at all on the weekends unless itrs going out time.

CU Radbacker
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Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 04 March, 2008, 10:25:32 AM
Merely a coincidence of frequency, I assure you. The only fluid in my shower is water. And shampoo. And shower gel. And conditioner.

But no spunk.
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Post by: Noisybast on 04 March, 2008, 11:02:17 AM
I think I need to redress the balance of this stinky board a bit. I don't actually own a shower, but I have a bath at least once a day. Twice in the summer.

Really wish I could get my landlord to install a shower...
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Post by: JTurner on 04 March, 2008, 06:15:12 PM
I can see this poll being quoted somewhere as proof that around half of sci-fi nerds skimp on their personal hygiene.
Without a bath or shower every day I just feel like hell.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 05 March, 2008, 12:22:36 PM
I shower once and sometimes twice a day.
Baths are for mingers who want to lay in their dead skin cells. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Post by: Satanist on 05 March, 2008, 12:50:19 PM
I dunno, how often does it rain?


***place soapdodging weedgie joke here***
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 05 March, 2008, 12:58:06 PM
I was intending to have a shower last night but I never got round to it.
I'll try again this evening.
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Post by: Slippery PD on 05 March, 2008, 01:17:02 PM

I dunno, how often does it rain?


***place soapdodging weedgie joke here***


Only if you are a Paisley Skunk
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 March, 2008, 01:31:45 PM
I almost always bathe once a day and if I don't I feel like a failure.
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 March, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
never mind bloody showers, theres a burst water main here & no water and not enough for a bloody cup of tea, and its bloody raining, i demand a tax rebate !!!
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Post by: Dunk! on 05 March, 2008, 02:05:05 PM
Once a day for me. I thought everybody showered or bathed once a day?

Explains so much.
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 March, 2008, 07:13:04 PM

  You get some types who do shower once a day but in the morning when they get up.


 What is the point in that ?

 Why not wash before you go to bed ?

 Or do both.


 The best showers are the type that blast your skin and sting a bit.


 Anyone sat in a Steam Room for half an hour or so ?

 You feel clean inside and out after that.
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 05 March, 2008, 07:54:21 PM
when in towns & citys i feel the need for a shower or 2 a day, stinky dirty polluted air yuk !

But up here i don't feel the need, theres the soaking from the elements everytime one pokes a nose out the door, theres no other humans for 73 miles, its too bloody cold to wash, and showering might damage the hairshirt & make the barbed wire rusty.
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Post by: Slippery PD on 05 March, 2008, 08:01:14 PM

You get some types who do shower once a day but in the morning when they get up.


Not that I want to talk about my washing habits, but you do realise you loose a lot of sweat when sleeping?  Id rather have a shower in the morning, you dont have to worry about have a wash before and after sleeping, and it has the advantage of waking you up as well.  

Yer "cleanish" Slips


 
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 March, 2008, 08:26:31 PM
"when in towns & citys i feel the need for a shower or 2 a day, stinky dirty polluted air yuk ! "

 London does that to you and its true about not washing where you are as i found the Lake District was the same.


 "Not that I want to talk about my washing habits, but you do realise you loose a lot of sweat when sleeping? Id rather have a shower in the morning, you dont have to worry about have a wash before and after sleeping, and it has the advantage of waking you up as well. "



 Yes you are absolutly right thats why i said do both but to shower only in the mornings makes no sense to me unless you dont get dirty.

 Its the perfect way to wake up.

 I am not that sweaty but i like to go to bed feeling clean.I hardly sweat even in hot weather.


 Original Source Tea Tree and Mint Shower Gel is the best.