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Started by DavidXBrunt, 18 October, 2004, 07:07:34 AM

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Rog69

It sounds to me like natural selection just doing its thing.

Hawkmumbler

I know three friends who have done it, though I wouldn't say it to their faces because, if they want to do it, they have every right to. But yes, I agree it's utterly moronic.

Theblazeuk

It's just necking a beer. The idiocy is in the 'special' things they do during the filming. Such as jumping in a river.

I mean there is something slightly sad in all the film of people necking a beer, it is not like that is the most INSANE thing anyone has ever done. A round of pub golf would see you do this at least twice to have any chance of meeting par.

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Quote from: Theblazeuk on 04 February, 2014, 10:08:08 AM
The idiocy is in the 'special' things they do during the filming. Such as jumping in a river.


That's the moronic bit.

Theblazeuk

Yeah so far all the people I directly know who've done it just got naked or semi naked.

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Quote from: Theblazeuk on 04 February, 2014, 11:47:13 AM
Yeah so far all the people I directly know who've done it just got naked or semi naked.

Nuthin really wrong with a bit of harmless fun, it's the dopes jumping into slurry tanks you've got to wonder about...

Theblazeuk

QuoteA slurry pit, also known as a farm slurry pit, slurry tank, or slurry store, is a hole, dam, or circular concrete structure where farmers gather all their animal waste together with other unusable organic matter, such as hay and water run off from washing down dairies, stables, and barns, in order to convert it, over a lengthy period of time, into fertilizer that can eventually be reused on their lands to fertilize crops.

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The Doctor Alt 8

And then there is this...
Pervert:caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time
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4:03pm Wednesday 2nd March 2011 in News .

Falmouth Packet: David Truscott pictured at a previous court appearanceDavid Truscott pictured at a previous court appearance

UPDATE: The man branded a slurry pervert has appeared back in court after threatening to kill a farmer. Click here for more

A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.

It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.

He was discovered on Saturday by a child of the family on land at Woodbury House Farm, Tolgus Mount, Redruth.

When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.

This is the third time that he has appeared in court for this kind of behaviour.

David Truscott, aged 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was sent to Truro Crown Court for sentence by Truro magistrates after he pleaded guilty to breaching a restraining order and to causing harassment to Clive Roth, of the family living on the farm.

Jill Wilson, prosecuting, said the restraining order had been made in 2009 prohibiting Truscott from entering the farm for any reason.


"There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud," she said. "This is the only place he seeks to gratify himself in this particular manner. It goes back seven years."

The Roth family had suffered because of his behaviour, she went on, as it had affected their quality of life and their children who had been part of what was going on.

"The family have to regularly check their livestock, outbuildings and equipment, as he has masturbated in a muck spreader and set fire to outbuildings, killing livestock in frustration when they cleaned out their farm equipment in an attempt to stop him from this lewd and obscene habit."
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On Saturday, a son of the family had become aware that a man had been seen climbing over a gate to the property, and since the family were expecting this to be Truscott they went out. The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals. He had breached the restraining order before, quite soon after it was made, and for which he was sent to prison.

The magistrates sent Truscott to the crown court on March 23, saying the case was unsuitable for summary hearing.

He was remanded in custody.


Mardroid

Maybe it was this chap looking for his love, Pat. (Bear with him. He has a broken heart.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H_HKHcGmK4

Joking aside, that's pretty disturbing stuff. Especially that a child found him...

TordelBack

Quote from: Theblazeuk on 04 February, 2014, 02:18:41 PM
QuoteA slurry pit, also known as a farm slurry pit, slurry tank, or slurry store, is a hole, dam, or circular concrete structure where farmers gather all their animal waste together with other unusable organic matter, such as hay and water run off from washing down dairies, stables, and barns, in order to convert it, over a lengthy period of time, into fertilizer that can eventually be reused on their lands to fertilize crops.

As any fieldwalker knows, it's not just animal waste that goes into the slurry.  Unless Always have greatly expanded their client base.

As to NekNominations, a good number seem to involve drinking a hell of a lot more than a pint of plain before aforementioned stupidities.  Not that we haven't all done silly things involving alcohol and dares, it's just as usual with 'the young generation' it's all recorded and disseminated for all and for always rather than being fondly regarded through the rosy haze of middle-aged reunions.

JamesC

I once read about a guy who was locked up after repeated offences of having sex with the hole in the top of road traffic cones. He was doing it in the middle of dual carriageways so kept getting caught.
After his release he developed a new habit of having sex with people's shoes while they were swimming in the sea.
I think it was in Devon.

Theblazeuk

A French girl I know: "i was an english teacher today for a week"

Je suis confuse. Bless her, her English is better than my French but... I am not sure she is in the right position in that school.