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Oddboy · 11 July, 2003, 05:16:55 PM

Best bit of toilet-graphitti I've ever seen:

Life is like a pubic hair in a urinal.... sooner or later you get pissed off.

Spaceghost · 11 July, 2003, 11:59:34 PM

it's theoretically impossible for bumble bees to fly...and yet they do! spooky eh?

Misanthrope · 12 July, 2003, 12:05:48 AM

Christopher Walken and Nick Nolte were both considered for the role of Han Solo.

Sissy Spacek was considered for the role of Princess Leia.

And at one scary point, midgets were considered for ALL the roles.

Quirkafleeg · 12 July, 2003, 04:43:19 AM

The whale is an insect. And it lives on bananas.

E.L.Whisty

Misanthrope · 12 July, 2003, 04:54:23 AM

What is this? Get fact II: Return of the fact?

Adrian Bamforth · 12 July, 2003, 07:16:49 AM

The Monkees' Nike Nesbit's Mother invented Tippex (though it is untrue that Davy Jones invented the locker)

ADE

Adrian Bamforth · 12 July, 2003, 07:23:16 AM

I'll be round to watch your demonstration of formation jumping snails then.

ADE

Misanthrope · 12 July, 2003, 01:58:23 PM

Snails can jump.

If you pump 50,000 volts through them. : )

La Mer · 12 July, 2003, 02:36:59 PM

Kinda remember hearing that sissy spacek was up for leia and carrie fiser was up for carrie... or did i dream that?
on subject - you cant lick your own elbows and you cant apply mascara without opening your mouth!

DirtyRoot · 12 July, 2003, 05:02:03 PM

Babies are born without kneecaps, it's crazy.

Floyd-the-k · 13 July, 2003, 06:32:45 AM

thank you very much everyone!
I`m looking for stuff that can be shown on a tv show. I suppose you could have a picture of a kangaroo not breaking wind (why can`t they?) plus a fart noise.
any good stuff on famous people? You know, Stallone has a pet ostrich, Schwarzennegar used to do porno movies that kind of thing?

cheers and keep it coming please,

yours trivially,

Floyd

Tommo · 13 July, 2003, 07:08:38 AM

>>why can`t they?

The enzymes in their stomach don't leave methane. Australian farmers have started feeding their sheep the enzymes to try and keep down the levels of methane (something like 60% of all gas emissions in Oz are caused by farting sheep).

Stallone first starred in a porn movie.

Jack Nicholson was 37 when he found out that the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother.

Dr Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" when his editor challenged him to write a book using less than 50 different words.

Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel recieved next to nothing for inventing Superman, due to small print in the contract.

Mickey Mouse is called Topolino in Italy.

Jim Morrison of The Doors was the first rock star to be arrested on-stage.

Floyd-the-k · 13 July, 2003, 05:37:47 PM

Dear Thommo,

How do you know the one about vending machines? How did they die?

Tommo · 13 July, 2003, 08:25:24 PM

It's when people shake the machine if it doesn't work, or if they want a free drink. The machine tips over, falls on the person and it all goes downhill from then.

petemaskreplica · 14 July, 2003, 12:48:05 AM

John Lennon wrote Paperback Writer for a bet, after a friend challenged his boast that he could write a song on any subject and it would get to No. 1.