House of Pain

[nofuture]

What do you think?

A) Krush is trying to find out who killed his parents?

B) Krush is being controlled by his man-servant?

C) One of the clone Krushs is in control?

[Bico]

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops


[Chorus]


I came to get down [2x]
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around [3x]
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump [17x]
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

[Chorus]

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

[Chorus]

Jump [32x]http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/e8/Leeeeeeeeroyjeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkinss%21.jpg">

[Floyd-the-k]

I think Krush is a variant on Batman and is trying to find out who killed his parents. I think the Manservant will turn on him evntually.

[ThryllSeekyr]

I remember that tune, but what does the number in brackets mean.

[Buddy]

That's the number of times you have to spin on your head while singing those lyrics.

[Bico]

It's the amount of times you say what comes before it.  IE; I came to get down (x2) means
I came to get down, I came to get down.

Saves time writing the word 'jump' 32 times for the chorus.

I reckon it's the robot double doing the killing - it hijacked the urban myth of the House of Pain to do so, and that explains why, even though he's got a robot double doing all his public appearances, Krush still always seem to be late for stuff, or no-one seems to know where he is.  As long as this doesn't build up to a Robo-Guthrie/Evil Robot Krush showdown where Robo-Krush tells Guthrie they're the same, I'll be happy enough.
Possible twists in the tail might be that the robot double started out by killing the real Krush, or putting him in the House of Pain, and he's taken Krush's place and no-one's noticed yet.  Perhaps it thought that the rich bloke should serve the public interest in some way, or it's just looking for a purpose, since its only function is to be Krush's stand-in.
As you can plainly tell, I read too many comics, and listen to too many rubbish pseudo-Irish rap-rock bands.

[mechanix81]

And now the artist's changed mid story.

PJ seems to be the super-sub of 2000AD at present!

[Devons Daddy]

sadly this is a rip off of the lastest horror flick the hostel? isnt it.

though great story,its still an inspired!?! version of the movie. what happened  to the original stuff we used to get.

[Max Kon]

well we get a bit of a twist this issue