Seeking an edinbugger squaxx

[Demon Chicken]

OK, me mammy was on the phone tonight and informed me that there's a new bloke in her work who's a squaxx.  Now the question is which one of you is it?  Are you male? do you work at South Gyle in edinburgh? Do you work with well known delivery company UPS? Do you work next to my mum?

I'm not planning to stalk you honest, I'm just curious.

[Demon Chicken]

If you're not going to reply then I AM going to stalk you.