Monkeys. In hats.

[Demon Chicken]

I don't really want to open a can of worms here.... BUT on Friday I was in a cocktail bar (don't ask!) but they had a drink called a "brazz monkey" served in a lovely stylised cup of a monkey wearing a straw boater and smoking a cigar.  I did attempt to "borrow indefinately" one of said mugs, but got stopped in my drunken state before I could get away with the deed

Long Live the Be-Hatted Monkeys!

Oh, and I may have become slightly obsessed about the mug the more drunk I became, things are a bit hazy :S  See what you have done to me board!!!

[James Stacey]

Proper monkeys would wear a fez.

[Trout]

This message board is infested by "the new people" - who have not heard of the majesty of monkeys in hats.

Your return is valued, Demon Chicken.

[Beeks]

[Spaceghost]

That's not a monkey. It's a chimp.

[JayzusB.Christ]

You wouldn't let it lie, Chicken, would you?

[Demon Chicken]

I'm seriously considering another sorte to the place to acquire one of said mugs.  Although this time I won't get as drunk and hopefully will have success in my endeavour.  Pictures will be posted!

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Any new members should do an extensive search of monkey/hat threads to get up to speed before posting.

And piss off if they're anti-fez.

[Cthulouis]

Here we go again...

[Dog Deever]

Does a chimp in a cap qualify as a monkey in a hat?

it's borderline...

[Kerrin]

HOWD'YA LIKE ME NOW? HUH?

[Demon Chicken]

HOWD'YA LIKE ME NOW? HUH?

:O WANT! WANT! (even though it is in fact an ape, and wearing a fez)

[Woolly]

Proper monkeys would wear a fez.

A fez is, by definition, a fez. Therefore a monkey in a fez would be just that - a monkey in a fez.

This is a monkey in a hat.

[Jared Katooie]

A fez is a hat.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

If it's on Wikipedia then it MUST be true.