THE 2011 MESSAGEBOARD ADVENT CALENDAR!!!

[Alski]

This is my short story entry this year, but more people probably read this thread!

Trouble At T' Mills

Twas the night before Christmas
(Just for a change)
And in the Twoth office
Things were quite strange

Whilst Ebenezer Mills,
Sat and moaned about the whether
A ghostly apparition
Appeared from the ether

"Whoooaahhhhh!" said the ghost
(and "Helpmaboab!" too)
"Ebeneezer Mills...
I've come here for YOU!"

Millsy fell off his chair,
Then leapt up to attack,
But when he saw who it was
Just said "John... you've come back!"

For it was his dead partner,
The Pennsylvanian Scot,
Who after a bad haggis,
Had popped his clogs on the spot

And when he'd recovered,
And drawn in a breath
Said "Not a fuckin Dickins spoof!
They've been done to death!"

"Well that was sorta the plan"
Wagner admitted in shame
"Wi' wee ghosties and such shite
But you're right - it's quite lame"

"You'd not have done me over"
Said Millsy with a grin
"I loved past Twoth Christmases
And the present's a win!

"The future? Don't bother -
I write it each week!"
"Fair enough Pat" said Wagner
"I'd have shat in ma breeks!"

"Ah'm no a good ghostie,"
He wailed in lament
"Have a good life, mate"
He said as he went,

"I know what you need!"
Millsy reached on a shelf
And as the portal was closing
He lobbed a prog 2012

And for many more years,
Wagner's ghostie was strong,
Filled with Thrill Power,
He spooked on and on

So if you get a visit,
From a deid Scot in a vest
Give him a yearbook
And wish him the best

Beware rotten Haggis
And don't shed a tear
Just have a Zarjaz Christmas
And a ghafflebete New Year!

[Bubba Zebill]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[Mangamax]

# Christmas time, MistleJoe and wine #
Seasons Greetings to y'all and all the best for 12.

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

Cheers very much Mangamax and to everyone on the Forum have a twoothy 2012.

[Pete Wells]

Cliff Robinson was gonna try and do something but I guess real life got in the way. So, to make up here is a sneaky peek at my latest commission from him. It's not finished yet but it's still beautiful.

Some of you will know that he did me a Dredd vs Death and a Dredd vs Mortis so now it's the turn of erm... Wells vs Fear! This was all Cliff's idea and while I wasn't sold on it at first, I love it now!

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

Superb work and terrifying!

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Quivering with terror posting next to all these wonderful WONDERFUL things but here's my FINAL contribution - an idea by Dash Decent - (NOT DESCENT WHOOPS)

EITHERWAY. CRACKERGRONKS.

[willthemightyW]

Well this has been a great thread this year, now for my attempt, which I feel, just being posted next to the wonderful pieces here, will single handedly ruin all of your Christmas'! CHRISTMAS! So half of this was done speedily in my local comic book shop, the wonderful Red Sun (i suggest you check them out if you live in Essex, as comic shops here a few and far between!) and the other half was done on a torturous traffic jammed bus journey home, so please excuse the shoddiness of this. AND WHY OH WHY DID I MAKE HIS LAWGIVER BLACK?! it was meant to be shadow. Any was, it is what it is, and tis the season to be jolly, so MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL, YOU ARE BRILLIANT!
All the best, Will! 

[flip-r mk2]

Here's a quick one for the 24th.


Merry Xmas All

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[Colin MacNeil]

Merry Twoothmass everyone!

[SuperSurfer]

Merry Xmas folks. Put myself through the mangle with this. Spent ages planning it but rushed like crazy to get to this. Have a good one.   

[Roger Godpleton]

This is the last post in my home run. Merry Christmas everyone. My home run is my submission to the Advent Calendar.

[JOE SOAP]

Put the cap back on the Sherry.