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Whale swims up River Thames to central London

Started by Adrian Bamforth, 20 January, 2006, 09:02:33 PM

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People who spent hours trying to help the whale were given parking tickets.  Gotta love it.

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4638790.stm" target="_blank">That'll teach you


Funt Solo

:: "The Maritime Coastguard Agency said the whale was not its responsibility because it died on a barge rather than land."

Or "fuck off", in English.
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hag


I got in trouble for making the whale say "pathetic earthlings, f**k off and let me die!" on the cover on my flatmate evening standard.

you can tell that i've been spend too much time with militant vegan's when all i can think of some guff about hiarchical attitudes to animals blah blah blah

Quirkafleeg

Can't they sell the whale to some Japanese restaurant to pay for the parking tickets?

Funt Solo

Well, there is the point that whale's tend to die when you remove them from the water because their skeletal structure can't cope with their weight...which would lead to the headline (in the Daily Siriun) of:

"Ignorant Humans Murder Sightseeing Whale!"

and this quote:

"Earth still a great tourist destination despite the humans"
 - Ambassador OOooHHohhhhooooHhhhooooHHOO
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WoD

5 pages on this in the Sunday Mirror yesterday, including the cover!!!

johnnystress

Did anyone else think there was more than touch of this about this story?


And the celebrities have got together and released a charity record 'Sending Our Love to that Whale'

Link: http://www.kikman.de/Logos-Signs/SI-Kent.gif" target="_blank">http://www.kikman.de/Logos-Signs/SI-Kent.gif


johnnystress

http://www.geocities.com/amberrollins/stingpolicesingsingingrecordingsideshowmelheadphones.jpg">

Satanist

Alas poor Wally. Even though the media gave hime a cute name I couldnt care less.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

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johnnystress


Dudley


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