Q & A

Malchidiel · 12 January, 2003, 01:55:45 AM

Here's the deal, answer the question that I have set, then ask one of your own. Then the next person does the same, and so on.

If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.....is he still wrong?

Joolz

Queen Firey-Bou · 12 January, 2003, 02:05:47 AM

I assume he's talking about football & the woman has gone off to do something more interesting like wash the dishes , & left him droning on & on to himself ? He's probably right tho'.

If the forest could answer back what would it say ?

McNulty · 12 January, 2003, 02:23:48 AM

"Put the chainsaw down!!!"

Who put the bop in the Bop-de-bop-de-bop?

Malchidiel · 12 January, 2003, 02:32:26 AM

Probably the same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding dong.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Queen Firey-Bou · 12 January, 2003, 02:37:31 AM

tests are testie, clearly.

who set the test ?

karne · 12 January, 2003, 02:44:52 AM

The testes.

Who watches the Watchmen?

DavidXBrunt · 12 January, 2003, 02:45:45 AM

Dunno, but they took it out of the fridge to soon and it's all runny and gloopy.

Why do birds suddenly appear, whenever you are near?

Malchidiel · 12 January, 2003, 03:26:27 AM

Cos they like to shit on me from a great height.

What was the best thing before sliced bread.

judda fett · 12 January, 2003, 03:38:17 AM

Subcutaneous rock.

Why does one armpit smell sweet, the other sour?

seeneester · 12 January, 2003, 04:02:22 AM

So that you can tell left from right.

Why do we drink cows milk, yet are repulsed by the thought of drinking human milk?

McNulty · 12 January, 2003, 05:22:00 AM

Because cows can't talk.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass if it only gives white milk?

Quirkafleeg · 12 January, 2003, 05:27:25 AM

Because you can't keep tits in the fridge

How long is a piece of string?

karne · 12 January, 2003, 06:02:45 AM

It depends on how long you cut it.

Why is the sky above us?

karne · 12 January, 2003, 06:06:16 AM

Hey! you were supposed to answer this one Gary.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass if it only gives white milk?

Look's like I'd better do it.

The milk is green, but we perceive it to be white.

karne · 12 January, 2003, 06:08:01 AM

Right, this should get us back on track again.

"How long is a piece of string?"

It depends on how long you cut it.

Why is the sky above us?