Q & A

[Smiley]

A: The glue of love, which sounds really really dirty somehow.

Q: Hoo monny mickles mak' a muckle?

[stront692]

is tony blair a war criminal?

and should i be worried by the increasing similarities between this countries policies and those of pre war nazi germany???

[Queen Firey-Bou]

yes.


would it be inappropriate to offer longman a platonic empathic hug ?

[longmanshort]

A - not at all :o)

[Wils]

Q) Why do people stare at you if you surreptitiously try and scratch your arse or 'redress' yourself in public, but turn away in disgust if you announce it.

[Woolly]

Dunno. If a woman proclaimed in the street that she was going to mess with her underwear, then personally i'd have a good look!

Whilst checking my change.

(ahem)

[Wils]

Q) What's the smelliest thing in the world?

(Remember to set a new question after answering, folks!)

[Krustabi]

A). My clothes
Q). Why aren't Blue dead?

[Wils]

A) Because they're made from necrotic luncheon meat and kept alive by your love.

Q) Is it possible that someone somwhere has printed out every page of certain fan scripts to keep and read? If so, exactly how much of a sad knacker would they have to be?

[Jared Katooie]

Not as much as you might think. Especially if they get great laugh with their mates out of it.

Why must I be such a coward?

[petemaskreplica]

sad enough to have written them ;)

What's the collective noun for despotic fish?

[Dudley]

A - Despoticses fishes, my prrrreccioussssss....

Q - Lord of the Rings.  Why is it so good and every other fantasy film so...boring?

[Mr C]

A- Coz it's got Orkses in iaint it, stoopid little oomie!

Q- Toblerone: The most difficult confection to master. What is your technique to eat this most pointy of sweeties?

[Wils]

A) Because you probably watched the pr0n version 'Bored in the Ring' by mistake.

Q) Hawk the Slayer or Krull? And why?

[Woolly]

A - Peter Jackson

Q - Star Wars 1 + 2. Why?