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Started by Malchidiel, 12 January, 2003, 01:55:45 AM

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Trout

A) Of course not! Pull the udder one.

Q) Why the hell is this thread back...? Noooooo....

Pyroxian

A: So we can ask pointless questions like:

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime - does anyone care?

Wils

A) Only if there's a clown stood next to him at the time which it misses.

Q) Rodney Dangerfield(RIP)... comic genious or google-eyed twat?

longmanshort

A) Mealy-mouthed idiot whose only claim to fame was being the most irritating part of the very irritating Candyshack ...

Q) You've got J-Bo, Matt Smith and Alan Barnes trapped in a beer cellar by an avalanche of beer barrels ... how long before J-Bo drinks them to safety?
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Mr C

A) Oh, I'd give him twenty minutes.

Q) If J-Bo was attacked by a bear (as you do) would he be able to fend it off armed only with a copy of the Bison GN?

Wils

A) Only if if was a hard back copy of Button Man *disguised* as Bison.

Q) This is the 500th post. Can I have my prize in kind, please? ;)

longmanshort

A) No, you cheeky get ...

Q) Is this a boil or a pimple?
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Mr C

A) Zip your flys up, man!

Q) What is the meaning of life? (and 42 isnt going to be accepted)

Wils

A) Don't burst it or pick it off. It's probably your cock. ;)

Q) How can one overly tall man provide *so* much entertainment?

Conexus

A)To continue

Q)Why am I so bored ?

longmanshort

A) A natural sense of comic timing and the ability to appeal to all demographics ... still, better to entertain than revulse, like some purple legging wearing individuals do ;oP

Q) Does you does or does you don't take Access?
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Bhuna

A) I don't.But i know a man who does.

Q) Why do old peoples homes smell of wee??
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Tanky

A: Because they tend to mislay their incontinence pants.

Q: Does anyone know where i left my baccy tin?

Max Kon

A) cause old people can't control the bladders

Q) why are we posting on this ancent thread?

Pyroxian

A: (Tanky) In the last place you'll look

Q: Can someone answer Cybermax's question above?