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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #240 on: 28 March, 2018, 02:48:41 pm »
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to
Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he
suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker
tells the American diplomats accompanying
him, ‘You can have him shipped home for $
50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy
Land for just $100.’
The American diplomats go into a corner to
discuss for a few minutes. They return with
their answer to the undertaker and tell him
they want Donald Trump shipped home. The
undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you
spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it
would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $100?
The American diplomats reply, ‘Long ago a man
died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take
the risk.'


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #241 on: 31 March, 2018, 05:08:12 pm »
"Why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your Mother loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."

"Cool, thanks, Dad."

"No problem, Alan."


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #242 on: 31 March, 2018, 06:19:14 pm »
Took me a while but I got there...

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #243 on: 31 March, 2018, 07:50:24 pm »
Took me a while but I got there...

Bit of lube speeds things up.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #244 on: 31 March, 2018, 08:47:55 pm »

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #245 on: 03 April, 2018, 12:50:00 pm »
... mind you, it took me a while to work it out too.   :o

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #246 on: 03 April, 2018, 02:44:09 pm »
... mind you, it took me a while to work it out too.   :o

Bit of lube would have ensured it slid out more easily...


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #247 on: 03 April, 2018, 02:49:23 pm »
Version I knew was
-Mom,why is my cousin named Rose?
-Because your aunt likes flowers
-What do you like,mom?
-Oh shut up,Richard

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #248 on: 03 April, 2018, 02:54:20 pm »
Now that is Tricky!