Eating Haggis and how to obtain a Mini-Trebuchet.

[Trout]

Here in Scotland, we have an egalitarian view of the world. We don't consider ourselves inferior or superior to anyone, except the arse-picking scum of Milton Keynes.
 

- Trout

[Trout]

Oh, and haggis is fantastic. I intend to say poetry to one next month, in celebration of 250 years since the birth of Robert Burns!

- Trout

[Roger Godpleton]

I should point out that I don't actually live in MK but in Newport Pagnell, which invented Aston Martin cars which saved your hero Sean C.'s worthless ass many a time.

[Dog Deever]

He's nae my hero- he's a fud.

[Buddy]

Whiskey isnt unique to Scotland but nobody does it better than the Scots in my not very humble opinion.I mean single malts and not rubbish like Bells or Famous Grouse.

Never had Irish then?

There is nothing quite like two fingers of Black Bush.

[Roger Godpleton]

Tomorrow I plan on bludgeoning someone to death with an empty whiskey bottle, and it held Irish so that means that Irish is always better.

[Peter Wolf]

Whiskey isnt unique to Scotland but nobody does it better than the Scots in my not very humble opinion.I mean single malts and not rubbish like Bells or Famous Grouse.

Never had Irish then?

There is nothing quite like two fingers of Black Bush.

 I have to admit that i havent tried it.Nobody does it better than the Scots AND the Irish.

"Tomorrow I plan on bludgeoning someone to death with an empty whiskey bottle, and it held Irish so that means that Irish is always better."

Who are you trying to impress ? Get some therapy/counselling and try self harming as that helps in the short term.

[Satanist]

At this very moment I am sitting at my desk in work eating a deep fried battered pizza.

Its sooooooooooo tasty.