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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #210 on: 27 December, 2017, 01:47:18 pm »
I love that game where you ring someone's doorbell and then run off. It's called "ParcelForce."


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #211 on: 27 December, 2017, 02:00:16 pm »
I love that game where you ring someone's doorbell and then run off. It's called "ParcelForce."

Ah yes, the tantric sex of delivery firms - you stay in for hours and nobody comes

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #212 on: 30 December, 2017, 09:33:40 am »
So what are Yodel then?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #213 on: 30 December, 2017, 09:58:26 am »
So what are Yodel then?
The Oral Sex of delivery firms. It happens suddenly, you get a mouth full and finally landed with an extortionate bill.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #214 on: 30 December, 2017, 10:24:00 am »
At the risk of asking; Hermes?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #215 on: 30 December, 2017, 10:33:54 am »
Hermes?
Change the 'm' to a 'p' and you'll get your answer.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #216 on: 11 January, 2018, 05:10:16 pm »
"Can you tell me where the library's at?"

*snort* "At Oxford, we do not end sentences with prepositions."

"Sorry. Can you tell me where the library's at, Asshole?"


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #217 on: 11 January, 2018, 05:50:04 pm »
Ran into my ex in the metro today.What a great day to be a train driver.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #218 on: 14 January, 2018, 12:57:00 pm »
My 8 yr. old asked me what it was like to be a married man, so I ignored him for a week and then yelled at him for something he did when he was 3.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #219 on: 14 January, 2018, 07:02:16 pm »
Why didn't you just tell him to get back in the kitchen?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #220 on: 07 March, 2018, 06:48:22 pm »
Do you know how you can tell if a redneck is married?

There's spit stains on both sides of the truck.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #221 on: 07 March, 2018, 09:28:33 pm »
My girlfriend said that sex is always better when you're on holiday.

I've never received a more depressing postcard.


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #222 on: 08 March, 2018, 03:43:15 pm »
What does a cannibal consider a phone book?

A menu.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #223 on: 09 March, 2018, 08:12:21 pm »
If Batmans parents were killed by pollution,would he end up becoming Captain Planet?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #224 on: 10 March, 2018, 11:10:15 am »
Q- How does Batman’s Mum call him in for his dinner?
A- Dinnerdinnerdinnerdin-
Q- HIS MUM’S DEAD YOU BASTARD THATS WHY HE’S BATMAN
Never ever bloody anything ever