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Started by Judo, 07 April, 2012, 12:48:45 PM

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SpetsnaZ99

Quote from: pops1983 on 09 April, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
Never put anything larger than a pirate in your ear

do i know you?
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

I don't know, I was just referencing MST3K
You may quote me on that.

JayzusB.Christ

Any word on that yet, Judo?
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Proudhuff

Emp, we have trodden the same path ( except for the invasive bit).
Judo get yer erse tae the doc and listen to what she says
DDT did a job on me

Dandontdare

Quote from: Proudhuff on 20 April, 2012, 07:45:30 PM
Judo get yer erse tae the doc and listen to what she says

And, though it may seem stupid to say so, TELL THE TRUTH!

I've had so many mates who've been forced to the docs for various symptoms and then lie about their drug/alcohol/tobacco/pizza consumption. It's pointless and potentially life-threatening. Trust your doctor to keep confidentiality and tell them everything, even things you'd never tell your mum or your mates.

To digress, I have a mate who, in a dark period, did the opposite: His cough got so bad he couldn't sleep lying down, and when the doc asked him "have you been taking anything for this cough?", his honest answer was "Yes: heroin and cigarettes" (he's better and clean now btw, but still tells this story as an example of never missing the opportunity for a good gag, however grim life gets)

Richmond Clements

I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd suggest that an internet forum for a British Sic-Fi comic is not the ideal place to be looking for medical advice.

TordelBack

Unless you happen to be suffering from a major cheese deficiency.

Definitely Not Mister Pops

Then you might have a rodent related problem
You may quote me on that.

Emperor

Quote from: Proudhuff on 20 April, 2012, 07:45:30 PM
Emp, we have trodden the same path ( except for the invasive bit).

You dodged a bullet there, although it is my over-sensitive gag reflex that did me no favours - I'm sure you'd be just fine ;)

Quote from: Richmond Clements on 20 April, 2012, 08:36:52 PM
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd suggest that an internet forum for a British Sic-Fi comic is not the ideal place to be looking for medical advice.

Although if it is a strange and unsightly problem feel free to post photographs.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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JOE SOAP

Quote from: Richmond Clements on 20 April, 2012, 08:36:52 PM
I may be going out on a limb here, but I'd suggest that an internet forum for a British Sic-Fi comic is not the ideal place to be looking for medical advice.


Well you're wrong there sunshine:


http://eamonn1961.blogspot.com/2012/04/2000ad-prog-1778-medical-review.html

TordelBack

Quote from: Emperor on 21 April, 2012, 12:05:12 AM...it is my over-sensitive gag reflex that did me no favours

An incalcuable loss to the world of speciality porn. 

Judo

#41
doc thinks its my iron levels but I need to go through some tests as it could be other things or might be I'm allergic to medication I take for arthritis. Also I have to be very careful how often and what I say to the doc as I give me work full access to my records. If I go to the doctors too often I need to speak to management as to if I'm fit to work x
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Proudhuff

Quote from: Emperor on 21 April, 2012, 12:05:12 AM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 20 April, 2012, 07:45:30 PM
Emp, we have trodden the same path ( except for the invasive bit).

You dodged a bullet there, although it is my over-sensitive gag reflex that did me no favours - I'm sure you'd be just fine ;)


over-sensitive gag reflex? that also earned me a night in hospital!!! abcess in my throat, lead to a Dr standing astride me on a chair with a large syringe down my throat gagging again and again as he tried to draw off the pus (or something) at which point a nurse can in, saw us from behind seemed to misread the situation turned red said 'god I'm sorry!' and hoofed it.  :-[ he gave up eventually and kept me in overnight.

Judo, what on earth do you work as?! an astronaut? 
DDT did a job on me

Judo

an astronaut? Lol! I am 100% committed to providing care and support for adults with learning difficulties and mental health issues *thumbs up* using my cheery can do attitude, scincerity and love for community spirit to enrich the lives of many less fortunate than myself :) best. Job. Ever!!! X
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

JayzusB.Christ

Quoteover-sensitive gag reflex? that also earned me a night in hospital!!! abcess in my throat, lead to a Dr standing astride me on a chair with a large syringe down my throat gagging again and again as he tried to draw off the pus (or something)

Save it for the judge, son.

Bit of a pisser having arthritis, Judo, I have a fair old whack of it myself. Still, hope all works out for you healthwise
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"