Reasons to be Hateful, part 1003

CraveNoir · 20 May, 2010, 07:53:26 PM

Rob Schneider lies, and talks crap.

Last time Rob was in the UK, he was starring alongside Sylvester Stallone in the somewhat-to-not-at-all acclaimed comic book flick Judge Dredd.
"There was no way to make people happy with that film," he says. "The die-hard Judge Dredd fans saw it and were, like, 'He never took off the helmet (in the strip). You can't do that!'
"But in the comic he wore tights and looked like a ballerina. I don't think Sly would've looked so good dressed like that - he wasn't called Judge Drag."

Mike Gloady · 20 May, 2010, 07:56:59 PM

OH ROB, you have signed your own death warrant.

Sentence to be carried out by vigorous application of Roger's mum. To your botty hole.

strontium71 · 20 May, 2010, 08:01:51 PM

Dear Rob ,

You are an unfunny asshole.

Yours Truly , Everyone in the World.

COMMANDO FORCES · 20 May, 2010, 08:05:30 PM

Another person to add to my list of people to KILL, when the time is right

flip-r mk2 · 20 May, 2010, 08:07:56 PM

An extremely unfunny CNUT of a man.

filip

Mike Gloady · 20 May, 2010, 08:12:32 PM

Hey, Cnut was a wise ruler of both Denmark AND Britain. And the other thing that's spelt similarly is nice. Both are reduced by being compared to that little fart.

vzzbux · 20 May, 2010, 08:19:35 PM

Clearly Dick has no idea of Dredd to come out with such a bone comment. Lets string the bastard up.

V

fresno bob · 20 May, 2010, 08:42:05 PM

Rob should team up with Jim Belushi, Carlos Mencia, and Larry The Cable Guy to make the unfunniest film since Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother.

Mike Gloady · 20 May, 2010, 08:44:33 PM

You forgot Robin Williams, Ben Stiller and Jim Carey, but yeah. Good idea.

Jared Katooie · 20 May, 2010, 08:46:31 PM

I resent the fact that a portion of the worlds oxygen is squandered on Rob Schneider.

fresno bob · 20 May, 2010, 08:56:18 PM

Quote from: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 08:44:33 PM
You forgot Robin Williams, Ben Stiller and Jim Carey, but yeah. Good idea.

I try to forget Robin Williams. I'm not sure which is worse his films or his stand-up.

Trout · 20 May, 2010, 08:57:06 PM

He's an arsehole.

Zarjazzer · 20 May, 2010, 09:21:56 PM

Rob who?

Professor Bear · 20 May, 2010, 09:23:14 PM

I thought European Gigolo was quite good.

Mike Gloady · 20 May, 2010, 09:35:03 PM

Prof, be careful what you say.

Especially with the purges going on round here and Emp, Trout & TS holed up in their fortified palace while we, the people, call for their heads.