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Hawkmumbler · 30 November, 2018, 08:24:15 PM

Does the pope shit in the woods? Asking for a friend, these alternative fetishes are getting out of hand.

Frank · 30 November, 2018, 11:20:39 PM

GRAHAM NORTON: 'And we've got a doll of you here, from Black Panther'

MICHAEL B JORDAN'S FACE:

Easy mistake to make

TordelBack · 30 November, 2018, 11:26:13 PM

I think he could be forgiven, seeing as that actually is a Killmonger toy....

Frank · 30 November, 2018, 11:33:09 PM

You're messing with my mind, man.

Funt Solo · 01 December, 2018, 10:36:41 PM

'Allo 'Allo's Fallen Madonna sells for £15,000 at auction

Tjm86 · 02 December, 2018, 10:00:42 AM

Quote from: Funt Solo on 01 December, 2018, 10:36:41 PM
'Allo 'Allo's Fallen Madonna sells for £15,000 at auction

Turns out it was a fake. The Auction team didn't spot that the boobies were too small. They were more interested in other anatomical parts ...

Tiplodocus · 02 December, 2018, 12:01:08 PM

Whamageddon: I'm out already.

JayzusB.Christ · 02 December, 2018, 09:53:56 PM

'MAKIN' LOTSA NOISE, LIKE AL COSTINO!'

...is the Beastie Boys lyric that was stuck in my head all day. It doesn't exist - I dreamed it last night. And could my subconscious please tell me who the hell Al Costino is? I'm not even a Beastie Boys fan.

The Legendary Shark · 03 December, 2018, 06:56:18 AM

Most unsettling dream/nightmare for me - one of those that seems to keep going all night, waking me up every hour or two. Yeesh.

Link Prime · 03 December, 2018, 11:41:23 AM

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 03 December, 2018, 06:56:18 AM

Most unsettling dream/nightmare for me - one of those that seems to keep going all night, waking me up every hour or two. Yeesh.

You're still dreaming Sharky.

The Legendary Shark · 03 December, 2018, 12:15:42 PM

I hope not - I've just done half a day's work and I really don't want to start all over again...

TordelBack · 03 December, 2018, 01:39:59 PM

Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark!

Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write!

Yes, I was babysitting my littlest niece at the weekend, how did you guess. ..?

Proudhuff · 03 December, 2018, 04:53:34 PM

Worst dream eva!

Hunted by the Predator thro Newhaven village as he was after my... Harris Tweed sample!! WTF

Explain that Mr Tinfoilhat.

Dandontdare · 03 December, 2018, 05:51:54 PM

The Predator, an alien, clearly represents hordes of migrants swamping the country, whilst the Harris Tweed represents your British cultural identity under threat.

You've been sleep-torying again.

The Legendary Shark · 03 December, 2018, 06:39:46 PM

Quote from: TordelBack on 03 December, 2018, 01:39:59 PM
Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Legend'ry Shark!

Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let's go write!

Yes, I was babysitting my littlest niece at the weekend, how did you guess. ..?

Well, she already makes more sense than I doo