Seldom witty, I was over at my mum's with a few cousins. A great aunt remarked how she'd recently seen a clairvoyant and he'd told her; in a past life she'd been a Master-baker
Immedietly i responded, perhaps you misheard him?!
Well played!
Ha! I had aunts who'd have decapitated me for an answer like that :-D
If looks could kill me friend !!