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It's the year twenty-seventy-frippty-frop, the future is governed by bladerunner and george orwell and people's pants change colour but they don't have jet packs 
Future terrist freedom fighters asplode a billion and 12 people but escape to 2012 because it's in the script. Hot on their heels is generic top family cop gal who has both a magic suit and a magic gun. It's like terminator except with less (0) robots.

I watched this and spent 9 episodes with this face  and then the last episode gave me this face   

coming to syfy next month and renewed for a 2nd series

On his 21st birthday Axl Johnson finds out that his family are reincarnated Norse Gods and that he himself is Odin 

Axl is Odin, god of war, wisdom, pissups  and cannibal serial killers. In order to fulfil his destiny and restore the gods to their full powers he must find The Frigg or die which will apparently cause a catastrophy of Johnson murdering proportions


Mike is the eldest brother and reincarnation of Ullr, god of games and the hunt. He spends too much time doing a spiderman 'with great power comes great responsibility' thing and then re-discovers black jack and chills out.
He cheats at rock, paper, scissors.


Olaf is the grandfather to all the Johnson brothers and Baldr, god of rebirth, teenage mutant ninja turtles and a shitty oracle.


Anders is the reincarnation of Bragi, god of poetry, one night stands and dwarves. Anders uses his powers to sweet talk women into bed and to run his PR business


Ty is Hod, god of everything cold and dark, My Chemical Romance fans and Ben Stiller look-a-likes. His power causes him to make his surroundings slightly cooler and occasionally nearly freeze people to death.


Colin is the mortal vessel for Loki, god of fire, used car salesmen and dicks


Derrick is Thor, god of lightning, thunder, storms and scourge of rabbits everywhere. He also rocks a mean BBQ

Almighty Johnsons is a comedy/fantasy/drama series from New Zealand, it airs on SyFy here in the UK, about a family of reincarnated exiled Norse Gods. The youngest brother, Axl, finds out that he is Odin and must find the goddess Frigg in order to restore all the gods powers but the goddesses aren't too keen on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVSxIOAo1N8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mVxPrnaPc

I've been watching this since late last year via the medium of internet piracy because TV networks are tectonically slow and too retarded to recognise the internet as a ready built medium for transmitting media to the rest of the world but now it's coming to a Channel 5 near you on April 1st.
Seriously, put stuff on the internet for me and I will give you all my money but in the mean time I'm just spending it on booze, smokes and jaffa cakes.

The show is kinda like the comic Fables, written by some of the people who worked on lost but don't let that put you off.
Fairy tail characters are real and in a badly thought out dickmove the Evil Queen decides to unleash a curse that will transport them all to someplace horrible.
America.
Here they have no knowledge of their previous lives and carry on regardless while the Evil Queen, now the mayor, continues to dick them over.
It's a combination of small town dramas and flashbacks to their previous lives.
And Robert Carlyle is Rumplestiltskin and Giancarlo Esposito, who was Gus Fring in Breaking Bad, is the genie of the lamp.

and read comics, shoot bad guys in the face on Battlefield, eat non-easter creme eggs and watch Fringe.
I registered ages ago but never said hi, I'm sorry I neglected you. Forgive me.

Happy Friday to all of you and especially me.
videos are related
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