Q & A

[karne]

Q. "Why do fish only have 3 second memories?"

A. Why do fish only have 3 second memories?


Q. Why do fish only have 3 second memories?

[Devons Daddy]

Q. What the blinkin' flip is Stonehenge for, then? I mean I've got lots of vague ideas but I wouldn't mind hearing some more...

A/ it was put there by a visting family of aliens.year before mans appearance on earth. for details see the future shock in connection with this.
im sure someone will furnish details on prog number.

Q/who worked out the three second memory thing for fish.?

[Bolt-01]

Q/who worked out the three second memory thing for fish.?

A: Fish only have three.....sorry what did you say?

Q: Was 'Carver Hale' Mike Careys try out for Hellblazer?

rotts

[ukdane]

A: According to Carey, no- according to anyone whose read them both- yes.

q: Why do Weather presenters always spend ? the forecast telling us what weather we've already had????

[Oddboy]

It means that they'll be at least 1/2 right.


How now brown cow?

[W. R. Logan]

>Q: Why isn't Herry Heston in the Meg?

Or even his Brother Harry 8-)

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.

Link: http://www.2000ad.nu/classof79/issues_online/heston/heston.htm" target="_blank">Harry Heston

http://www.2000ad.nu/classof79/gallery/Logan_Lynch.jpg">

[Wils]

Bringing this back to the top, and bringing in the added bonus of multiple choice!

Q: A 12 hour phone call to someone means that..

a) ... you're a very accomplished stalker?
b) ... you've fallen asleep listening to the Belgian speaking clock?
c) ... you're madly in love with the person on the other end?
d) ... you're just plain mad?
e) ... you have a fetish for high phone bills?
f) ... you just got an 'ology'?
g) All of the above.

[Trout]

No, no, no.

It means

h) You've won the lottery and can finally indulge your addiction to being insulted over and over by a woman you've never seen.


Q:

Which are the best biscuits?

- Trout

[DavidXBrunt]

A - Garibaldi's.

Q - Why is it legal to stalk many people, phoning them when they don't want you to, sending them distressing letters, turning up unexpectedly at there door and questioning them and making them promises you don't mean if you call if 'canvassing the public for their vote in the general election' but it's not legal to do it to one person if you call it 'trying to show you how much I love you'?

[Wils]

A) Because generally, canvassers don't rifle through bins and send 'soiled' undergarments through the post.

Q) What is the *correct* way to eat a Jaffa Cake?

[DavidXBrunt]

A - Eating the cakey bit, then nibbling off the chocolate before finally eating the smashing orangy bit. Dunking in a really hot, sweet tea would be an acceptable alternative.

Q - Is Michealangelos David meant to be David Icke?

(p.s. If canvassers did that then the Conservatives would get many more votes next time around)

[Wils]

A) Close. It's actually David Wilkie in pre-tasche days.

Q) What possesses *anyone* to wear a man-thong, possibly the most distubing article of clothing in existance?

[Oddboy]

A) Sheer insanity

Q) Who is this?http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kathan/prog534/zenith1/dead%20rhys.jpg">

[Pyroxian]

A) Feek Freek playing with his new digital camera...

Q) If you have 23 odds and ends on a shelf and 22 of them fall off, what do you have left? An odd or an end?

[Trout]

A: That's Red Dragon out of Zenith.

Q: What should I do with my fortnight's holiday, starting this Saturday?

- Trout