V verses Scientology

[Peter Wolf]

 Now whos next for some electro shock therapy ?.....


 I was a bit bored so i changed the lyrics to Jimmy cliff-I can see clearly now  to make a scientology song:



 "I can see Clear-ly now the rain has gone,


 I can telepathically move all objects in my way,


 Gone are the The-a-tons that lived in my mind,



 Its gonna be a bright sunshiney....you know the rest.



 I think i can make it now my free will has gone,


 all of those bad feelings i have repressed,


I have got to the level i have been paying for,


Its gonna be etc



Look all around ,theres nothing but books to buy,

Look straight ahead just more and more books to buy,

 [not to mention all the expansion packs]


 I can see Clear-ly now the rain has gone,


 I can telepathically move all objects in my way,



 Gone are the The-a-tons that lived in my mind ,


 Its gonna be etc


 repeat last verse to fade.

[TordelBack]

Now I'm sure that stuffed-Hubbard drinks in Hartigans of Leeson Street.  

[Mardroid]

Concerning that Fictionology link, this alleged quote from the Scientology spokesman made me chuckle:

""Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter," Kurz said. "Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation's evil warlord Xenuâ??we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense."

Oh dear.

[Tweak72]

Link: http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php" target="_blank">Even Bunny is getting involved