Just seen this on Teletext...
Fantabaieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(You shall go to casualty!)
No, it's not us. If it were us, she'd have been *impaled*.
ooh, she can't have been too pleased with that. In fact, she must have been spitting.
Now, now, she's done nothing wrong. We shouldn't all stand round roasting her.
You dirty, dirty devil children!
Clean your mouth out Duds, you mucky sod! Like I really needed reminding of THAT!
I think you're all perfectly horrid. When I saw the news page I just thought that was a terrible thing to have happened. Then I read the story, and it got more comical as it went along.
(I do hope she's alright)
I think (hope) that Wills has deleted that particular picture... not that's permently burnt into my visual cortex anyway.
Sadly, it *has* been deleted for ever. That's not to say that a *new* one won't appear at some point, though. ;)
Christ.
I'm trying to eat.
You're awful.
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According to Popbitch the latest spit-roasting celeb is a famous formula one driver... (not zips, not velcro...) who shared a Brazilian babe with his DAD!!!! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
I'd like to see this tableau evolve. It's a bit like an advent calender...
Sadly, the immortal line 'You must thing I'm very forward' (or words to that affect) have entered the slang with my and my friends...
I'm suprised she fell off, given that she should be well used to straddling... things.
Never mind all that smut- what about 'Ian Tough'? He must have had the shit kicked out of him every day at school with a name like that...
well, presumably that's why he has his wife dress up as a schoolboy :p
Today's Daily Record bill - the poster outside the newsagents - is possibly one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon:
"Jimmy Krankie in beanstalk plunge horror!"
It's like something out of Viz...
"one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon"
I mean "seen," of course.
WARNING *bad pun*
Bet she didnt think THAT was.............
...........Fandabbydozie!!
Appologies in advance.
Best wishes for a full recovery (strange little lady-boy).
Hope she's ok for christmas
I'm still waiting for the pun.
|:P
She fell 20ft according to The Mirror.
poor wee thing !
i was entertained by the fact that every newspaper was front page blunkett tears spectactuar....except the record " jimmy krankie ! blah blah "
" tragic terrible heroic blunkett crys "
" a great man in tears resigns "
" evil bastard blunkett mentioned his son "
" Jimmy krankie in beanstalk plunge horror !"
what bothered me is how it would kindo ruined the rest o the show for all those grannies & school kids. "its behind you !"
"oh no she isnt !"
She's broken her collarbone.
Ouch.
"ohhh no she hasnt !"
Was she playing the giant?
Playing his pink oboe maybe.
Oh, it was a PANTOMIME - I thought it meant she fell off a real beanstalk.
ADE
'The audience who saw the fall during the day have been given a full refund.'
I would have refused the refund whilst wiping tears of mirth from my eyes and shouting ENCORE!. In fact I'd have paid double to have seen it. Gratuitous injuries, that's what I want to see when I go to a pantomime involving F-List 'salabrities'. Now if only I could get Jim Davidson up a FORTY foot beanstalk...
'Tis the season to be jolly, but at someone else's expense ;)
Sadly, no-one saw it.
The stage was dark at the time.
- Trout
Joking aside- I'd be sad if she/he/it was really hurt
Its reminds me of this story...
Can someone put up the 'other' spit roast piccy so I can show office-monkey-mike...he won't believe me how bad it is...
You evil man johnnystress, you've just made me cover my computer in hot tea! God bless hippos!!
Apprently some other bloke was injured in the Krankie plunge... not the first time she's gone down on a fellow performer I would think.
Sorry, WoD. I've deleted it in a clear out of my photobucket account.
Although little compensation, here's Dudley as a French maid instead.
I think I can safely say that the only part of this story I understand at all is that the BBC has reported that either an actor or an actress fell off a prop onstage somewhere... what?
--Grant
Just be thankful you don't know the full connotations such as story has on this board (and the review board as well) be thankful indeed
If you dare, you can find the story behind the cryptic (and not so cryptic) remarks here:
Link: You have been warned!
now thats not a nice link.
i shall now go and write an email to the mail about this this posting.
i wish to state to the entire board.dont click the link and read the post.
luckily you wont be expecting to be invited to many BBQs this month, you dont want this image in your head. trust me.
I read that link ages ago.