You know you're an auld bugger when...

[TordelBack]

Mmm-hmm, my missus got her first tattoo at 42, she's averaged 2 (small ones) a year since. Basically as fast as she can save the money.  Don't see the appeal myself, but they make her happy and that makes me happy, so yay tattoos!

[Devons Daddy]

when you get agitated that they call 80s music RETRO
and you actaully bought PROG 1 in a newsagents...... not read the reprints or a copy you got on ebay.

[Hawkmumbler]

My knees made a creaking noise at the gym this morning. They've never done that before.

"Might as well collect my bus pass and book a young at heart holiday!"

[Dandontdare]

Oh shut up you young whippersnapper!

You know you're getting old when you go for a haircut and the barber shaves your ear-lobes for the first time.

[shaolin_monkey]

The first grey pube was an eye-opener.  NO-ONE FUCKING WARNED ME!!!

[TordelBack]

I'm pretty sure Billy Connolly tried.

[Daveycandlish]

Just For Men is your friend! It only hides the grey (less painful than plucking them!)

[The Legendary Shark]

Haircuts get more expensive - my barber now charges a finder's fee.

[TordelBack]

Haircuts get more expensive - my barber now charges a finder's fee.

[staticgirl]

When you get told only old people listen to dubstep (my mind boggled a bit). I have no idea what they're listening to now. It appears to be ye olde fashioned drum and bass?

[von Boom]

When those books you read as a teen are now being taught in school as classic literature.

[The Legendary Shark]

What's dubstep?

[auxlen]

When you're 44 and so happy that your first post, after many tries, has reached multiple pages!!!!

[Hawkmumbler]

Oh shut up you young whippersnapper!

Grumble moan!

[Old Tankie]

What is dubstep?