Modern Life Is Rubbish

[The Legendary Shark]

Most people don't know they know that...

[Rara Avis]

I miss original flavour Monster Munch .. although I could not tell you what that was .. spicy?

[Hawkmumbler]

I'd have to say, as a gay man i'm unequivivly going to say theres never been a better time to live. It's still fucking dreadful in most parts of the wirld, but we're collectivly getting there.

[Mattofthespurs]

I miss original flavour Monster Munch .. although I could not tell you what that was .. spicy?

Beef. The ones in the yellow packet, the originals, were beef.

[I, Cosh]

I miss original flavour Monster Munch .. although I could not tell you what that was .. spicy?

Beef. The ones in the yellow packet, the originals, were beef.

Not to worry though, as pickled onion (scientifically proven to be the best) are still available.

[Pyroxian]

I miss original flavour Monster Munch .. although I could not tell you what that was .. spicy?

Beef. The ones in the yellow packet, the originals, were beef.

Not to worry though, as pickled onion (scientifically proven to be the best) are still available.

So are Beef, so all is right with world. Science knows nothing though as MM rankings are clearly Spicy > Pickled > Beef .

MM is still massive, unlike most crisps / chocolate bars which have shrunk alarmingly as I've got older (esp. Curly Wurlys)

[Dog Deever]

So are Beef, so all is right with world. Science knows nothing though as MM rankings are clearly Spicy > Pickled > Beef .

MM is still massive, unlike most crisps / chocolate bars which have shrunk alarmingly as I've got older (esp. Curly Wurlys)

Maybe the bars just look smaller because you're bigger?

Anyway- it's definitely Pickled Onion > Beef > Spicy.

[Greg M.]

Aside from Beef being the superior flavour, it has by far and away the best monster. The big pink fella is the true icon of the Munch.

[NapalmKev]

/ chocolate bars which have shrunk alarmingly as I've got older (esp. Curly Wurlys)

You're not wrong! I've worked in  a Cash and Carry for the last 15 years and chocolate bars have been decreasing in size and gaining in price - the chief culprit being Cadbury's (Kraft Foods).

Now Haribo have jumped on the band wagon by making all of their £1.00 bags smaller.

Big business is great!

Cheers

[The Legendary Shark]

There's a Monster Munch factory in Skelmersdale - the stink that comes out of it sometimes is awful. It smells like warm vomit on a bed of rancid fat. (Doesn't stop me snaffling my way through MM multi-packs, though.)

[Rara Avis]

The original spicy flavour was the best. They changed in sometimes in the 90s and they just don't taste the same.

I'm not 100% sure it was called spicy flavour though. I'm not sure I've had the beef or pickled onions ones.
If you want pickled onion crisps it's Meanies all the way. My absolute favourite crisps are Hot Lips though and they remain unchanged thank Grud.

[M.I.K.]

The original spicy flavour was the best. They changed in sometimes in the 90s and they just don't taste the same.

I'm not 100% sure it was called spicy flavour though. I'm not sure I've had the beef or pickled onions ones.
If you want pickled onion crisps it's Meanies all the way. My absolute favourite crisps are Hot Lips though and they remain unchanged thank Grud.

You're in Ireland, aren't you?

I think there are two different versions of Monster Munch being discussed here.

[I, Cosh]

Flamin' Hot was the technical term.

[Rara Avis]

Yes I'm Irish. So did you guys not have the Flamin Hot one? (Thanks You, Cosh)

[Link Prime]

The trick was to close your eyes and pretend you were wearin the Face of Dirk Benedict.