IT'S BACK! THE LIMERICK COMPETITION!

[CrazyFoxMachine]

....starting to have doubts about the art comp collab 

[Bad City Blue]

* Clicks "Report to moderator" *

I have admonished myself

[Mardroid]

I feel a touch guilty for starting it...
I don't think the Red one was too rude though. I tried to make it clear the person really wouldn't get lucky...

"Whose eyes might say...."
"You'd probably just end up dead."

It flows better with those words but I added them for other reasons too. Not that being a killer is  better than being slutty but...

..... Hang on...????

Point is, men might objectify her, but they'd regret it if they tried anything.

[Satanist]

There once was a VARK who loved VARK,
Who would VARK every chance he could VARK,
VARK over the VARK,
VARK under the VARK,
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK!

[NapalmKev]

There once was an absence of Tharg
With Vector 13 left  in charge,
Love 'em or hate 'em - but don't ever slate them,
Or you'll be spending some time with Marg

Cheers

Edit: Shite I know, but I've still got one go!

Edit 2: on re-reading my nonsense I'm now unsure if this has been done before

[Dandontdare]

There once was a VARK who loved VARK,
Who would VARK every chance he could VARK,
VARK over the VARK,
VARK under the VARK,
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK!

stop the comp, we have a winner! 

[mejustnow]

Joe Dredd, Torquemada, Halo,
Robo-Hunter, Ro-Busters, Defoe,
Anderson: PSI,
Revere, Nikolai,
Shakara, Skizz, Ace Trucking Co.

[Minkyboy]

Joe Dredd, Torquemada, Halo,
Robo-Hunter, Ro-Busters, Defoe,
Anderson: PSI,
Revere, Nikolai,
Shakara, Skizz, Ace Trucking Co.

Very good, very clever!

[Tjm86]

There once was a VARK who loved VARK,
Who would VARK every chance he could VARK,
VARK over the VARK,
VARK under the VARK,
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK!

stop the comp, we have a winner! 

Nah, the last line doesn't have the right tempo.  It's missing a 'Vark'.

[Hawkmumbler]

There once was a VARK who loved VARK,
Who would VARK every chance he could VARK,
VARK over the VARK,
VARK under the VARK,
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK!

I just let out a giant, unsightly 'gfaw' on a bus you horrible little Satanist!

Bloody brilliant!

[NapalmKev]

There once was a guy named Savage,
Whose cities - the Volgs would Ravage,
Revolution ahoy!, no more 'clutching a bhoy',
And as much violence as he could manage!

Cheers

[Echidna]

I re-read In the Bath recently and this popped into my head. Not sure what that says about me.

"I bet you Dredd's got a small weenie"
Says Cass to America Beeny
So at bathtime they sneak in
For some unsanctioned peekin'
She was wrong - "Holy Grud on a greenie!"

[The Legendary Shark]

Heh.

[Pete Wells]

The bloke in the Cursed Earth looked dead,
With burns from his toes to his head!
He had boots a small size,
And bionic eyes!
And I still didn't guess it was Dredd!

[Bad City Blue]

Okay, scuzzpucks....

after careful thought we've decided not to make this the art comp tie in, that'll be the NEXT comp.

Keep the entries coming though, still got til the end of the month.

BCB