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[Funt Solo]

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain

[Rately]

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain

* Insert Donald Trump joke *

[Woolly]

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain

* Insert Donald Trump joke *

* Insert David Cameron *

[Rately]

Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain

* Insert Donald Trump joke *

* Insert David Cameron *

[von Boom]

I don't have time to watch all the hot sexy movies listed in the movie thread. Also I'm afraid of hand cramp.

[Funt Solo]

I don't have time to watch all the hot sexy movies listed in the movie thread. Also I'm afraid of hand cramp.

Don't be worried about hand cramp! Buy the new [CENSORED] Deluxe from Top Secret Industries with extra [CENSORED] action*.

*Frank Hoffenstatler says: "I used the [CENSORED] Deluxe and it took surgeons three hours just to get the smile off my face!"

[von Boom]

Fantastic! Now I don't have to go all the way over to the movie thread for my Russian porn!

[JayzusB.Christ]

Am I a bastard for enjoying the current internet trend for shaming 'influencers' looking for free shit?  Feck off and spend some money, you pack of cheapskates.

Personally, I've found that the more established my mural-painting business has become, the fewer chancers ask me to work for 'exposure'. 

[von Boom]

I can understand employers' fears about people working from home. They don't want to run into this situation.
https://youtu.be/5UT8RkSmN4k?t=19

or this

https://youtu.be/R_rF4kcqLkI?t=168

[Funt Solo]

My daughter (8) made a comic and I'm proud:

[JayzusB.Christ]

Man, she's on fire.  Fair play.

[Bolt-01]

Funt Solo - That's grand!

[Funt Solo]

Thanks - I'll pass on the compliments. I'm impressed with the pun "I love ... miaw". We can't have cats in the house due to allergies, so this is some wish fulfillment as well.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Thanks - I'll pass on the compliments. I'm impressed with the pun "I love ... miaw". We can't have cats in the house due to allergies, so this is some wish fulfillment as well.

Awww man, that just gives it a whole new level of poignancy.

My brother and his partner are in a similar position - both cat-lovers but both allergic.  There are allergy-free breeds, but they'll clean out your bank account.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Jedward, who are sensible about the pandemic, have put Ian Brown in his place, who is not, on Twitter.  The former are two of my least respected musicians ever and the latter is one of my most, but I find myself very much fighting with Jedward Block.  20 fucking 20, eh. Who'd have it.