I'd like to suggest this one:
http://2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,26651.msg463386.html#msg463386
It isn't "news" by any stretch and probably more at home in "general", but it's a new user so forgiveable. I realise there's probably another topic for this, but I don't seem able to find it. The ultimate irony of this perhaps being in the wrong place is not lost on me....
Done.
Cheers,
Wake