Life Spugs because...

[vzzbux]

Saw Kunt and the Gang live earlier this year. Funny as fuck.









V

[Dog Deever]

Did he have his cock out for a wank?

[vzzbux]

almost constantly.







V

[House of Usher]

Och well- bollocks to the world and everything in it.

Sore bollocks, at that?


Ouch. Sorry. 

[Peter Wolf]

Fucksticks, mothers cunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPwASebgPPw

WARNING

That fucking deranged piece of work i clashed with the other day on a forum kept using the word "Fucksticks" as term of abuse obviously directed at myself which was starting to become very annoying because i knew it was a word that had been picked up from somewhere on the internet.

I dont like the word and i wasnt impressed with the Kunt and the Gang video either and it was basically a rip off of Rabbit by Chas and Dave.

Or was it Gertcha ?

possibly...


Gertcha :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwvnkPRgo_E

[Mike Gloady]

Life spugs because my singing Tina Turner songs in a falsetto voice no longer elicits laughter from my mate Adam.  He just stared at me.  I over-used it perhaps, but it's so difficult to make him laugh.

Anyway, that's it. 

[wild-seven]

No! 'Private Dancer' doesn't work anymore? A moments silence to mourn it's passing...

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Well, 'We don't need another hero!'

[Mike Gloady]

It was "Steamy Windows" actually, accompanied by my patented "Batty Dance" - like Beyonce does. 

It normally turns women to jelly and makes men laugh nervously.  Nothin'!  Gutted.

[Dog Deever]

*sighs*

cooker- fan assisted oven- 200degrees- 25mins- stone cold- AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


More 'white goods' woe! (even if it is grey).

Fucksticks. Again.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Because I have to buy a load of rubbish this week for my strange relatives. I am embarrassed to say that I will have to walk into a shop and ask for the following:-

2 x JLS CD's 
1 x Nolans DVD 
1 x Best of Will Young 

I was going to do it over the web, but then there will be a physical trail that says I bought them. Why Me?

[Kerrin]

"Strange relatives", that old chestnut, I see. So, is it one JLS CD for home and one for the car then John?

[Dandontdare]

I never did believe that story about "having to test" the wife's Take That CD. Be proud of your cheesy musical taste CF and stop inventing tall tales about wives and relatives!

[Mike Gloady]

I like JLS.  Mainly because it'd only take a little work to make their logo read "JIZ".

[wild-seven]

their lyrics confuse me

"everybody's in love/so put your hands up" - put your hands up WHAT exactly?