scariest thing ...

[Conexus]

...was just this Tuesday, when one of my tutors (Not my poetry writing one) said that she thought the best work I've done was a piece I did from the first person view point of a woman. I'd repeat what Max said in the chatroom about himself once 'maybe I'm a lesbian in a man's body', but bthe whole thing was the internal thoughts of a girl lusting over a guy...maybe those lust thoughts are just more uniniversal than feminists would have us believe

[Max Kon]

if i'd done it i'd have done a woman lusting over another woman and being all confused, cause it's closer to my inner being :)

[Quirkafleeg]

Congratulations on having the courage to come out.

[Conexus]

Congratulations on having the courage to come out.

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i'm not gay*






*Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not of that sexual orientation

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[Bad Andy]

Bloody hell Conexus, what were you expecting people to joke about when you started this thread? Did you want everyone to say how brilliant you are, despite the fact that no-one's read the piece?

Didn't someone call you an old grump on another thread. Time for a...

Chill. Pill.

But you can't have this one - it's for me. Find your own.

[Max Kon]

he meant come out as a lesbian

[Conexus]

Andy: how were you reading that in way to think I was being a grump??

[Bad Andy]

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It was this bit. I hate sarcastic laughter.

Sorry if you weren't. Now where's my pill gone...

[Conexus]

Sorry you hate sarcastic laughter that's what it was, I just found accusations of being gay from a Richard and Judy watcher a bit rich, and besides he could have been a bit more original (i.e shown any at all)

Oh, and Dudley accusing me of being a grumpy sod, he was,you know, kindda joking- I accussed him of the same after he disected why he didn't find Little Britian funny, for about three paragraphs.

[johnnystress]

?ooh sounds like someones on the rag!


(joking!!!)

[Quirkafleeg]

Oh dear...

[Mudcrab]

Is this the first hissy fit since the poll?

(joke, not insult)

[Conexus]

Should I risk insulting people's intelligence and use the ;) smilies more often ?

[Bad Andy]

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