I have to go away for a while. I may be some time.

[The Legendary Shark]

Hey chaps.

Real life has conspired to throw me a curve ball and I'm going to be away from a computer for a while, maybe even a few months. Yeah, yeah - I know - "boo-hoo", you sarky shower.   

Anyhoo, I need volunteers for a couple of things before I go. First, the Yap Shop - there are plenty of admins for this so I hope they can look after the place. I'll pop in when I can but only expect me when you see me.

Second is the Ron Smith Tribute. Pretty much all you need to know is on the thread. I really hope someone can take up the reins on this because I'd hate for it to fizzle out because of me. If you fancy stepping into the breach, PM me and I'll give you the password for the thanksron@gmail.com address. (There have only been two contributions so far and they're both still on there.)

That's about it. I'm gonna' miss the Hell out of you guys, but I'll be back as soon as I can. In the meantime, may your god go with you and keep the Truth thread alive, because nothing is as it seems...

Au revoir, my friends.

[Hoagy]

I hope you explain your absence once you return.

[Richmond Clements]

I hope that all is well, Sharky.

[IAMTHESYSTEM]

'Come back, Shane!' Legendary Shark rather. 

We'll keep the forums pumping busy while your away.

[Zarjazzer]

Hope it's not bad news Shark.

We'll tidy up a bit before your return. 

But don't stay away too long now the servers will migrate again and-

[Pete Wells]

"Hey Sharky! Sharky... How far would you have got if I hadn't called you back?"

Hope all is well matey, if you need anything, you know we're all here for ya.

[Batman's Superior Cousin]

Hope all is well as well (!!! ),hope you come back soon!!!

[Colin YNWA]

Hope all is well and look forward to your return.

[Emperor]

Don't worry sharky we'll look after everything. However....

Real life has conspired

And on 911 too, there is more to this than meets the eye... 

Perhaps he has stumbled across The Truth and The Man is now after him, so he has had to go on The Run. I think we'll all remember where we were when we discovered sharky had to give it toes. Sitting in front of a computer screen.

[Albion]

Good luck and best wishes with whatever is going on Shark. May your legend continue to grow and I (and I'm sure the rest of us) look forward to your return.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Have fun in Guantanamo Bay Shark, I hear it's lovely this time of year 

I knew he'd be taken in the end, it was obvious what with all his conspiracy stuff.

Uncle Sam has got his man 

[vzzbux]

On the aniversary of 9/11.
Its a conspiracy i tells ya.





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[JOE SOAP]

I think it's more to do with gender-modification.

[Emperor]

I think it's more to do with gender-modification.

How wrong you are, it's gender-reassignment.

[JOE SOAP]

I believe he's still confused, he'll carry on as both for the time being.