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well, given that systematic is one of his old banned pseudonyms, it wasnt that much of a shock was it?

That was Synapse, wasn't it?

I don't know, though - he had so many! Didn't Wake say that he'd ban his IP address next time he made an incurrsion, preventing him from looking at the site altogether?

Then again, he does seem to be remarkably well behaved for Scojo...

Excellant Dave, the horror for the false David Brunt now begins!

Course, the other David Brunt is David V. Brunt, which must mean that there's still David I - IV and VI - IX Brunts around somewhere...

Excellant Dave, the horror for the false David Brunt now begins!

Are you the same Paul Scott that did the Visual Effects on Donnie Darko?

Fane at last!

Ain't no such word as fane!

I've looked it up in the dictionary and everything. There's not even a fane shaped space between fandango and fanfare...

By the way, I've always meant to ask - are you the David Brunt that writes books about Doctor Who?

Would still love to know the answer about the red ants though....I'm guessing that some sort of super-euro-ant came over and wiped them out (or something similar anyway).

Close - the red ant regime came to an end in the eighties. Today, they embrace capitalism like the black ants but are really under the control of the ant mafia.

Wendy James of Transvision Vamp(if boarders remember them?)

Ah, Wendy James...

Pauses to wipe up drool

Was she hanging out with Halo Jones at the time?

The Bear does indeed shit in the woods.

Ah, but does it make a sound if there's no one there to hear it...?

I was going to do what happened at the end of the X-Files, but unfortunately I'd stopped caring by then and can't actually remember...

The Watcher was the Doctor all along!

As I was new to this whole new-fangled email thingy, I used his name and he got all the credit.

Who?

Cool!

Is it a rousing chorus of 'Go stick your head up a pig'?

Funny story - I once attacked David Banks while he was dressed as the Cyber Leader, causing ?200 of damage to his suit ...

Why, was he telling the story about the welsh cyberman who got the wasp trapped inside his head...?

No tear ducts. Hence you can't get rid of anything that gets into yer eyes.

Dat's where you're wrong!

The early CyberFaction-type Cyberman did have small, teardrop-like shapes moulded into the lower part of its eyesockets.  The reason for this is unknown, but it is said to be a telling reminder of their lost humanity.

David Banks says so, so it must be true!

(And it's nothing to do with extra holes drilled into the helmet to prevent the actor from suffocating.)

... the world stoppped spinning on it's axis, and started spinning the other way?

The planet would probably tear itself to pieces before it started spinning in the opposite direction.

Why, do you have some sort of Evil Plan...?

Charleys' War - well, it took a long time, but all of a sudden I find my self a convert!

Poor Ginger, though!

I wasn't expecting that to happen...