Title: Small scary "lady" goes splat!
Post by: therev on 16 December, 2004, 01:38:57 PM
Post by: therev on 16 December, 2004, 01:38:57 PM
We've cursed her I tell's ya!
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 04:28:57 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 04:28:57 PM
Just seen this on Teletext...
Fantabaieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(You shall go to casualty!)
Fantabaieeeeeeeeee!!!!!
(You shall go to casualty!)
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Dudley on 16 December, 2004, 04:31:09 PM
Post by: Dudley on 16 December, 2004, 04:31:09 PM
No, it's not us. If it were us, she'd have been *impaled*.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: petemaskreplica on 16 December, 2004, 04:44:14 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 16 December, 2004, 04:44:14 PM
ooh, she can't have been too pleased with that. In fact, she must have been spitting.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Dudley on 16 December, 2004, 04:46:10 PM
Post by: Dudley on 16 December, 2004, 04:46:10 PM
Now, now, she's done nothing wrong. We shouldn't all stand round roasting her.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Byron Virgo on 16 December, 2004, 04:56:47 PM
Post by: Byron Virgo on 16 December, 2004, 04:56:47 PM
You dirty, dirty devil children!
Clean your mouth out Duds, you mucky sod! Like I really needed reminding of THAT!
Clean your mouth out Duds, you mucky sod! Like I really needed reminding of THAT!
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 05:32:18 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 05:32:18 PM
I think you're all perfectly horrid. When I saw the news page I just thought that was a terrible thing to have happened. Then I read the story, and it got more comical as it went along.
(I do hope she's alright)
(I do hope she's alright)
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 05:48:35 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 05:48:35 PM
I think (hope) that Wills has deleted that particular picture... not that's permently burnt into my visual cortex anyway.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Wils on 16 December, 2004, 05:57:56 PM
Post by: Wils on 16 December, 2004, 05:57:56 PM
Sadly, it *has* been deleted for ever. That's not to say that a *new* one won't appear at some point, though. ;)
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Mr C on 16 December, 2004, 06:00:05 PM
Post by: Mr C on 16 December, 2004, 06:00:05 PM
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 December, 2004, 06:18:45 PM
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 December, 2004, 06:18:45 PM
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Wils on 16 December, 2004, 06:22:13 PM
Post by: Wils on 16 December, 2004, 06:22:13 PM
Submitted without comment...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 06:23:51 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 06:23:51 PM
According to Popbitch the latest spit-roasting celeb is a famous formula one driver... (not zips, not velcro...) who shared a Brazilian babe with his DAD!!!! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 06:24:34 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 06:24:34 PM
I'd like to see this tableau evolve. It's a bit like an advent calender...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 December, 2004, 06:24:36 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 December, 2004, 06:24:36 PM
Sadly, the immortal line 'You must thing I'm very forward' (or words to that affect) have entered the slang with my and my friends...
I'm suprised she fell off, given that she should be well used to straddling... things.
I'm suprised she fell off, given that she should be well used to straddling... things.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Matt Timson on 16 December, 2004, 07:35:27 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 16 December, 2004, 07:35:27 PM
Never mind all that smut- what about 'Ian Tough'? He must have had the shit kicked out of him every day at school with a name like that...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: petemaskreplica on 16 December, 2004, 07:46:31 PM
Post by: petemaskreplica on 16 December, 2004, 07:46:31 PM
well, presumably that's why he has his wife dress up as a schoolboy :p
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 08:03:33 PM
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 08:03:33 PM
Today's Daily Record bill - the poster outside the newsagents - is possibly one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon:
"Jimmy Krankie in beanstalk plunge horror!"
It's like something out of Viz...
"Jimmy Krankie in beanstalk plunge horror!"
It's like something out of Viz...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 08:04:00 PM
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 08:04:00 PM
"one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon"
I mean "seen," of course.
I mean "seen," of course.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: judderman on 16 December, 2004, 08:21:25 PM
Post by: judderman on 16 December, 2004, 08:21:25 PM
WARNING *bad pun*
Bet she didnt think THAT was.............
...........Fandabbydozie!!
Appologies in advance.
Best wishes for a full recovery (strange little lady-boy).
Hope she's ok for christmas
Bet she didnt think THAT was.............
...........Fandabbydozie!!
Appologies in advance.
Best wishes for a full recovery (strange little lady-boy).
Hope she's ok for christmas
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 08:27:09 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 16 December, 2004, 08:27:09 PM
I'm still waiting for the pun.
|:P
|:P
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: paulvonscott on 16 December, 2004, 08:46:39 PM
Post by: paulvonscott on 16 December, 2004, 08:46:39 PM
She fell 20ft according to The Mirror.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 December, 2004, 08:51:37 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 December, 2004, 08:51:37 PM
poor wee thing !
i was entertained by the fact that every newspaper was front page blunkett tears spectactuar....except the record " jimmy krankie ! blah blah "
" tragic terrible heroic blunkett crys "
" a great man in tears resigns "
" evil bastard blunkett mentioned his son "
" Jimmy krankie in beanstalk plunge horror !"
what bothered me is how it would kindo ruined the rest o the show for all those grannies & school kids. "its behind you !"
"oh no she isnt !"
i was entertained by the fact that every newspaper was front page blunkett tears spectactuar....except the record " jimmy krankie ! blah blah "
" tragic terrible heroic blunkett crys "
" a great man in tears resigns "
" evil bastard blunkett mentioned his son "
" Jimmy krankie in beanstalk plunge horror !"
what bothered me is how it would kindo ruined the rest o the show for all those grannies & school kids. "its behind you !"
"oh no she isnt !"
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 09:05:08 PM
Post by: Trout on 16 December, 2004, 09:05:08 PM
She's broken her collarbone.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 December, 2004, 09:11:37 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 16 December, 2004, 09:11:37 PM
"ohhh no she hasnt !"
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 09:41:09 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 16 December, 2004, 09:41:09 PM
Was she playing the giant?
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 December, 2004, 10:11:38 PM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 December, 2004, 10:11:38 PM
Playing his pink oboe maybe.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 16 December, 2004, 10:38:57 PM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 16 December, 2004, 10:38:57 PM
Oh, it was a PANTOMIME - I thought it meant she fell off a real beanstalk.
ADE
ADE
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Noah Angel on 17 December, 2004, 08:42:41 PM
Post by: Noah Angel on 17 December, 2004, 08:42:41 PM
'The audience who saw the fall during the day have been given a full refund.'
I would have refused the refund whilst wiping tears of mirth from my eyes and shouting ENCORE!. In fact I'd have paid double to have seen it. Gratuitous injuries, that's what I want to see when I go to a pantomime involving F-List 'salabrities'. Now if only I could get Jim Davidson up a FORTY foot beanstalk...
'Tis the season to be jolly, but at someone else's expense ;)
I would have refused the refund whilst wiping tears of mirth from my eyes and shouting ENCORE!. In fact I'd have paid double to have seen it. Gratuitous injuries, that's what I want to see when I go to a pantomime involving F-List 'salabrities'. Now if only I could get Jim Davidson up a FORTY foot beanstalk...
'Tis the season to be jolly, but at someone else's expense ;)
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Trout on 17 December, 2004, 08:58:13 PM
Post by: Trout on 17 December, 2004, 08:58:13 PM
Sadly, no-one saw it.
The stage was dark at the time.
- Trout
The stage was dark at the time.
- Trout
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: johnnystress on 17 December, 2004, 09:13:44 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 17 December, 2004, 09:13:44 PM
Joking aside- I'd be sad if she/he/it was really hurt
Its reminds me of this story...
Its reminds me of this story...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: WoD on 17 December, 2004, 09:47:13 PM
Post by: WoD on 17 December, 2004, 09:47:13 PM
Can someone put up the 'other' spit roast piccy so I can show office-monkey-mike...he won't believe me how bad it is...
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Demon Chicken on 17 December, 2004, 10:58:08 PM
Post by: Demon Chicken on 17 December, 2004, 10:58:08 PM
You evil man johnnystress, you've just made me cover my computer in hot tea! God bless hippos!!
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 17 December, 2004, 11:09:06 PM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 17 December, 2004, 11:09:06 PM
Apprently some other bloke was injured in the Krankie plunge... not the first time she's gone down on a fellow performer I would think.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Wils on 17 December, 2004, 11:16:39 PM
Post by: Wils on 17 December, 2004, 11:16:39 PM
Sorry, WoD. I've deleted it in a clear out of my photobucket account.
Although little compensation, here's Dudley as a French maid instead.
Although little compensation, here's Dudley as a French maid instead.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Grant Goggans on 18 December, 2004, 12:00:40 AM
Post by: Grant Goggans on 18 December, 2004, 12:00:40 AM
I think I can safely say that the only part of this story I understand at all is that the BBC has reported that either an actor or an actress fell off a prop onstage somewhere... what?
--Grant
--Grant
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Conexus on 18 December, 2004, 12:52:06 AM
Post by: Conexus on 18 December, 2004, 12:52:06 AM
Just be thankful you don't know the full connotations such as story has on this board (and the review board as well) be thankful indeed
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 December, 2004, 01:04:11 AM
Post by: Richmond Clements on 18 December, 2004, 01:04:11 AM
If you dare, you can find the story behind the cryptic (and not so cryptic) remarks here:
Link: You have been warned!
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Devons Daddy on 18 December, 2004, 02:52:44 PM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 18 December, 2004, 02:52:44 PM
now thats not a nice link.
i shall now go and write an email to the mail about this this posting.
i wish to state to the entire board.dont click the link and read the post.
luckily you wont be expecting to be invited to many BBQs this month, you dont want this image in your head. trust me.
i shall now go and write an email to the mail about this this posting.
i wish to state to the entire board.dont click the link and read the post.
luckily you wont be expecting to be invited to many BBQs this month, you dont want this image in your head. trust me.
Title: Re: Small scary
Post by: Max Kon on 18 December, 2004, 03:06:09 PM
Post by: Max Kon on 18 December, 2004, 03:06:09 PM
I read that link ages ago.