...Naughty Recommended Daily Allowance Question...

[ARRISARRIS]

...this came up in conversation the other day, basicaly the goverment and europe are obsessed with telling us haw bad all that we eat and drink are for us and even decided to let us know by putting the info on the side of every cosumable item that we buy, my question though is this,what is the rda for SPERM???...

...could be quite an interesting answer concidering the 5 catagories areCalories, Sugar, Fat, Saturates and Salt...
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[Noisybast]

I don't think there's a limit - feel free to drink as much of the stuff as you like.

[Dark Jimbo]

Glug away, ARRIS, safe in the knowledge that you'll get wonderfully soft skin (apparently). Lots of vitamin C, too.

[johnnystress]

If only George Melly were alive to enlighten us on this subject.

[Tweak72]

Urban Legend says this guy could tell you...http://www.openmusic.ru/articles-respond-recenses/0276-mark_almond/0276-mark_almond_03.jpg">

[Keef Monkey]

I'm sure it's full of protein. Did watch a documentary once featuring a porn actress who was allergic to the stuff though, brought her out in a rash apparently. Strange choice of profession given that.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

hmm, maybe it could feature on gillian mckieths next program about degrading & humilating brides to be, given her shock tactics & gross visual stunts to traumatise her subjects from ever exceeding their recommended daily allowance of celery, i dread to think how she'd illustrate this one.

[Peter Wolf]

    I remember that story when i was at school.

   early eighties.      .   It is a myth.         .Hes very funny Marc   Almond.      .He was on stage once and changing  the words to some song or other.         He was singing:    "keep those Donkeys rolling as i am coming up behind ! "   .very funny  and he was really taking the piss out of himself.         .He has done some good music as well.

[Peter Wolf]

  That last post may not have made sense.

   The  substance that was drunk was from a Donkey .        That is the correct version of the myth.


     When Marc Almond changed the words of a song  being sung it was that song called  Rawhide.

[House of Usher]

How can there be a 'correct' version of a popular myth?? Incidentally, I'd have heard the story about the same time (1981?), and in the version I heard there was no donkey, just a number of willing donors which was held to be 'too many' according to the playground barometer of excess.

[Peter Wolf]

    I suppose thats the nature of these things.

     It was just the changing of the words in the song that did it.
   
                      By the way  no one else remembers the donkey bit either but i definatly remember it being said at school.


      I mean it wouldnt be the first thing that would spring to mind anyway.

[Buttonman]

I saw an interview with him and he said the most he's heard that he supposedly gulped was two pints. At 10cc a punter that's a busy backstage!

[O Lucky Stevie!]

mr almond opens his brand spanking new album witha charles aznavour cover -- class or what eh?

i've wet my knickers!

[Satanist]

I heard at school it was a pint of horse semen. I dont know how much a horse produces per spurt and Im not about to try and find out.

[Peter Wolf]

     I got a copy of Marc and the Mambas   Untitled album.         Thats a good one.


    Also a track called  Its a mugs game on the b side of Where the heart is is good as well.