Puntastic

[SamuelAWilkinson]

There's the old one about the Islamic kebab shop called... wait for it...


Halal! Is It Meat You're Looking For?

[Adrian Bamforth]

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[Albion]

There is a gardener near where I live who calls his business....Ace Of Spades.

I have also heard of an ironing service called Iron Maidens.

[Gavin_Leahy_Block]

A pub called "the cock and pullet". !

[TordelBack]

Ah, you've reminded my of another favourite almost-pun from Sooner or Later, which claimed that it appeared in "Too Loud and Crazy."

[Dunk!]

From Sooner or Later i always liked:

"Blight the land that needs them"

[Jonathan O]

Name of a flower shop in Birmingham:

Orchids in Town

(Helps if you say it in a Brummy accent)

[johnnystress]

pub in Dublin

The Meeting Pint

(needs northside Dublin accent)

[Funt Solo]

My mum uses these:

Spastic & Crutch (Starsky & Hutch)
Huge Grunt (Hugh Grant)

[the shutdown man]

There's a jeweller's shop in Dublin which very briefly had a sign up saying "Pick your ring in comfort"

I don't know if ring means the same thing slang-wise in England as it does over here.......

[Pete Wells]

I think they may be a national company but there's a tanning place near us called Tan-Fastic. It makes me shudder.

[Adrian Bamforth]

"Lino Richie"

Don't forget if you want to open a shop with a rock related pun you have to get down to Herman's Permits to complete the appropriate forms.

[Albion]

Hermans Permits!

Have you been listening to Danny Baker on Radion London Adrian?

[Skeabost]

Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.

Headline when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic one time.

Back on 2000AD - Bury My Knee At Wounded Heart

[Skeabost]

Dabnett-style puntastic SinDex character that never existed (suggested by someone else on this board a long time ago):

A gay Indian computer hacker called Pilau Byter