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Bison.

Yawn. Mmm that's better, I'm all refreshed and ready to go again. Now what time is it....MONDAY! Arrghhh! I've seriously slept in!

Zzzzz..must..zzz...destroy...zzz...Wake...zzzz...

Will you sing me a lullaby Boudicca?

I was up really late last night/this morning with chronic insomnia, and passed the time extending the record thread. Imagine my horror when I found it had all been in vain, and Wake had deleted nearly all my drivel. I am now going to sleep for at least a thousand years, (even tiny cartoon megalomaniacs need their sleep you know) and hopefully when I arise it will all have been a bad dream. Don't forget to give me a wake-up call.

Night, night.

Dexter

Is the reason we all hang out in chatrooms under assumed names to give us an air of mystery? I think Dredd is un-happy with his real identity, job and life and has created a new world for himself within his helmet :)

Dexter

Desperate obsessive? I think you should speak to my friends "The Powerpuff Girls" about their arch enemy "Mojo Scojo".

My icon is Dexter from Dexters' Lab, and my name is seeneester, d'you geddit? ...Well I thought it was dead clever.

Bow down before me, for I Dexter am your God, Bwah, ha, ha!

If you were the editor of 2K, what stories/features would you put in or take out. Would you ressurect any old stories or do you have an idea for one yourself. Just remember everything you say including the really excellent ideas will be totally ignored by the actual editor, so until you actually run the mag just keep wishing hard.

From what I remember, the Meat virus was alien in origin and found then modified by Judges on Titan. The virus got it's name because it destroyed the meat/flesh on the body a set time after infection. That's as far as I remember anyway, and I don't want to re-open old wounds by having to look at that story again.

Can't really see it myself Mal. Is it like one of those magic eye pictures?

The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.

Here's something that may amuse you all.

1. Juggling Knives is Easy
2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
6. 101 Games to Play in the Road
7. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blow-dryer, and a Fork
8. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
9. Spot Gets Neutered
10. Monsters Killed Grandpa
11. All Guns Squirt Water
12. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
13. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
14. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain

If it does though, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Actually, you had the cheek to POST it, I had the cheek to paste it. :)