Ok, decided to start a new post and to save me time trying to work out the complexities of the forum just wondered about the regulars and personalities of the forum.
theres always at least one person who the majority avoid or ignore.
considering the nature of this board, science fiction, comics and being internet based there has to be a few geeks, nerds or clever people depending upon your own stereotypes, so who are the people who know all the facts, the people who answer the questions from people like me.
on the same point as above are their people who think they fit in to the above category but generally get it wrong.
Instead of me asking a host of questions are their regulars or names that fit in to any system that you use in your own personal way of cataloguing the people who post here.
Think thatll do, back to lurking mode.
The Watcher knows his stuff.
Oddboy could tell you when Zentih shit last.
Prof Bear will do his best to outrage you with his inflammatory statements.
JohnnyEyeBrows hates trolls.
Max is great but says the wrong thing all the time and feels sorry for himself.
Devons Daddy is a nice guy.
You already know Floyd Kermode.
Basically, if you want to know something, post the question, and someone will have the answer in no time at all.
Welcome!
And Rac is a binman.
Shakara doesn't like posting very much, but he goes on the board and watches grumpy writers argue with fanboys. It's fun
"Prof Bear will do his best to outrage you with his inflammatory statements."
Don't get him started on the war. Or ask him about Zionism...
"Rac is a binman"
Come on now Prof, you know that isn't true. Like they'd ever let an Irishman near an unguarded place of concealment...
Max is great but says the wrong thing all the time and feels sorry for himself.
I'm great YaY! I'm also the man you should see about getting an iocn, just tell me what you want and you can have it no trouble. And i'm not depressed, I'm happy most of the time
so i pick a picture and you make me a small icon, ok.
and im doktor cronenberg nice to meet ya:)
What part of the cover do you want as an icon?
'Don't get him started on the war. Or ask him about Zionism... '
Or Synnamon.
The part of the cover with Pulger on it.
Arse - and most would agree :-)
Let's see if this works...
Ah. Good.
Or maybe this one?
Zionism as in the Matrix?
Don't even get me started on the pro-zionist sentiments of that trilogy! And it was made by the zionist cabal that is Warner Bros - Uncle Walt doesn't lie!
Vote Veritas!
welcome to the board.
You'll work out what everyone is like very quickly anyway. Like the man said, just post a question and it'll get answered.
Well you know what I'm gonna so... so are you? (French that is)
theres always at least one person who the majority avoid or ignore.
Hi!
you'll find theirs alot o lurkers out there
like me. welcome.
janus
Or me, a lurker who posts - a Purker.
Welcome -Pulger-.
I'm the guy who runs the cult of the Triangularians. Therev is the only board member who's signed up so far.
Wake looks after this site and everything on it. No squaxx works harder than Wake does.
GordonR is Gordon Rennie.
El Spurioso is Simon Spurrier.
King Trout thinks he runs the board. He hates everyone and regularly leaves his loyal followers because he gets bored of them.
Paulvonscott created the highly popular comic Solar Wind, a spoof on comics of the 70's. Writer too.
Employee 100000 is Art Wyatt, creator of Futurequake a more serious comic focussing on one-off sci-fi tales. Writer too.
Johnnyeyebrows has a temper and hates trolls but has mellowed somewhat now he was an ikkle baby. It's sad really. Artist too.
Bolt-01 is an artist and he drew my Dredd story for me. The art was MUCH better than the story. Bolt's a really nice guy. Bolt also runs the boarder awards which is very popular but takes a lot of time and effort to do.
Longmanshort is another nice guy. He's in charge of The end is nigh, a magazine talking about the end of the world. Apparently he is freakishly huge in person.
Wils is a master at finding innuendo in any statement, no matter how innocent.
Dudley dresses as a French maid.
Krustabi is a reformed troll who is still very annoying but can be tolerated.
doktor kronenberg made a bad impression on the board initially but has calmed down a bit now.
Cybermax is icon man as well as angst man.
Queen firey Bou fights fires, looks after her kids, waves a chainsaw about, and has a talent for pottery and painting.
Tank grrl rocks.
FloydJK lives in Japan. He regularly gets letters printed in the progs and is generally a good-natured and helpful fellah.
Prof Bear has a mouth and it's in a face that looks like an ass but he has points too. He's just generally abrasive and unfriendly. Still he is a bear. Gotta support the bears.
Devons daddy is the friendliest person on the board and often welcomes new boarders. He's full of praise for the hard work done by people on the board and in the progs.
All the boarders are great though (except for the ones that I said weren't). Feel free to join in and speak your mind!
Jared.
Hi Pulger,
i don't post that often either but if you ever need to know anything 2000ad related or otherwise, you'll get the answer on this board.
Rob.
Wils is a master at finding innuendo in any statement, no matter how innocent.Lies! And a slur on my good (and naive) character. ;)
Dudley dresses as a French maid.
jaredkatooie wears green trousers and carries a pig under his arm. And eats potatoes.
I'm a gobshite and a know-it-all. I get bored a lot and I have a lot of issues, and I come here to work through them.
:D
Some of us have 'profile' pages on the site. If you want to cyberstalk folk, it might be worth looking through a few.
Here's mine, for example:
Link: Profile: Oddboy
Oh, and Zenith's last bowel movement was at 9:43am.
Ahem...I seem to have fallen into my old maths class from school. I read it all, I see it all but none of it seems to make much sense. I guess it's me....oh well back to rehab(..and to think I was doing so well.)
Hi Pulger!
Tanky here, board anarchist, space cadet and ex president. Specialised subjects: piercing, crunchy music and how to build a potato launcher
Have fun
--:)
You were never president! Your boobs were!
good point.
ok, the spin doctor behind the ex president
--:)
Jared flits between tedious moralising and "wackiness".
Jared - well-known for being an arse - is surprisingly accurate in his references to this mighty fish-King, except he doesn't go far enough.
This board, like the rest of the internet, is mine.
I own it. I'm King.
Also, I am indeed quite bored with you all. Perhaps I shall return to Aquatic Avalon again for a while.
First, however, there will be more insulting.
You bunch of wankers.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MUTANT FISH!
BTW, hello again, new meat. You can be my bitch.
...bloody ell, aren't we all keen to talk about ourselves?!
Human nature, I'm afraid. Either your entirely self-obsessed, or you cunningly deflect attention away from yourself and onto other people.
But I could do both by saying I'm great and you're a shitehawk.
If I knew what a shitehawk was, I might be offended, but since I'm busy right now, I refuse to take rampant abuse from a Babylon 5 watching rapscallion such as yourself!
And Charmed.
You forgot Charmed.
no, stay Ironjaw. I can make you an icon. How about the He-Man character Trapjaw
Always the same... you two ganging up on me.
hello from all the way down here, I'm one of the resident Oz boarder who tries to sneak in here during work, some days I'm here alot others barely a wisper. I like new Tooth beter than old
CU Krestel
Always the same... you two ganging up on me.
"Rac yet again confused reality with his dreams".
You think so Dudley..?
Oh the tales I could tell.
My dreams usually involve Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu, but a bear and Ben Affleck is a new one on me...
"but a bear and Ben Affleck is a new one on me..."
So you say...
But who is the mysterious clown who watches while breathing heavily?
Cant be krustabi, he's only interested in me, it seems.
It's Jared in a clown costume - to each their own, I suppose.
Although it IS true that there isn't a single Ben Affleck movie that wouldn't be improved immensely by the inclusion of a rabid grizzly in all his scenes.
overall great community of people.
best on the WWW.
good icon looks cool,
im DD to all, here far to often, thanks to broad band unregulated access and my own office.a bad combination for any whose name is not JOE DREDD.
Hello Pulger, Im kind of an oldtimer round here (in other words Ive spent too much time here for far too long)
Slips
Welcome. They are a good crowd on here and often willing to help with any questions etc.
I am the Noisybast.
I am the more-rock.
The dark lord of the loud n' obnoxious.
The sound of things to come.
The one who lurks on the edge of the message board.
And the one who smells of cheese- don't forget that one, Bast...
;)
Indeed:
I am the one who smells of - HEY!
I KEEL YOU, EYEBROWS!
Bah- take a number and get to the back of the line...
;)
69, dude!
more like 690.....
Slips
and then there is Tweak....
dont forget out true Queen Bou either
I'm Noah, and I'm that infrequent around here that I'm not even going to finish this sente
and i like cake
I'm conexus and i spend far too much time here, though i'm trying to cut down...
I'm not actaully real. I'm a fictitious alias used by a scary scotsman. I'm often seen talking shite within the chatroom.
All the others are evil conviing bastards, don't believe a word thay say.
I'm James, I draw a bit. Sometimes.
I'm Lord Running Clam and I don't really have a rep on the board yet.
Im a perfectly nice table.
I tried to escape the lure of the board and actually get on with my work. It lasted about two weeks. Damn addictive for no discernable reason.
Hello.
For the benefit of busy bee
Thanks house of usher:) i wish i had seen this thread earlier.
Hello busy bee.
I'm Malchidiel - chief torturer. I haven't been around for a while, but I intend to rectify that. :)
Joolz
hurrah ! more torture around here is what we need.
I am someone who people mention on threads without my permission.
i am too busy to read my progs on time, which makes me cross.
i am too cross to care.
people can't see past my spikey boots.
but its all part of a plan to bring down & destroy that fish bloke. if only i wasnt so grumpy.
i'm off to argue with some corperate call centre.
Go get em!
Electric cattle prods for all!
-->:D
darryl - resident NIN freak.
i dontpost much,but hey, thats what geting a life does to ya.... must find out what to do with it now i have it though.