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Favourite dialogue in 2000AD

Started by Richard, 03 December, 2018, 09:13:19 AM

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Richard

I'll start:

DREDD: You're under arrest, flyboy!

PERP'S WIFE: What for?

DREDD: Whaddaya mean what for? For turning into a fly!

WIFE: Is that illegal?

DREDD: ... You know, you've got me there.

"I'm Manny, Me Fly" prog 660.

IAMTHESYSTEM

#1
2000AD?

'Gaze into the fist of Dredd!'
"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."

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― Nikola Tesla

I, Cosh

Yer breeks is mince.

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Mind ma batter, ya fud!
We never really die.

norton canes


shaolin_monkey

That entire page with Dredd, Walter, and Mrs Gunderson, talking about problems with cultists, and Mrs Gunderson mishearing as usual.  Puerile, but brilliant. Always makes me laugh out loud.

Can anyone link to the page I'm on about?

Bad City Blue

Sinister Dexter: Get me the Clone arranger, and pronto!
Writer of SENTINEL, the best little indie out there

TordelBack

"Choice of weapon?"
"Napalm blister blaster."
"Permitted additional weapon?"
"Bigger napalm blister blaster".

Close runner up:
"Jings!  Batman screechin' like a cat in a mincer!  Ma lugs, oh ma lugs! "
"Put der sock in it, Batman!"

Greg M.

"All gods of all races created light out of darkness. I take the opposite route, De Racine. Now you have light... now there is darkness."

Frank


JamesC

That whole bit in Destiny's Angels where they think Maria is Dredd's wife.  :lol:

Dandontdare

CIT:       It - It's immoral, it's monstrous!
DREDD: It's the law!

(engage pedant mode) - we've had a previous thread for one-liners, but 'dialogue' suggests an exchange between two speakers, disqualifying several entries do far (disengage pedant mode)

paddykafka

"Who the Hell is gonna mess with us?"

TordelBack

Quote from: Dandontdare on 03 December, 2018, 03:03:06 PM
(engage pedant mode) - we've had a previous thread for one-liners, but 'dialogue' suggests an exchange between two speakers, disqualifying several entries do far (disengage pedant mode)

I hear ya brother.

shaolin_monkey

Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 03 December, 2018, 01:12:54 PM
That entire page with Dredd, Walter, and Mrs Gunderson, talking about problems with cultists, and Mrs Gunderson mishearing as usual.  Puerile, but brilliant. Always makes me laugh out loud.

Can anyone link to the page I'm on about?

This one! Al Ewing and Henry Flint!





Proudhuff

Souster: 'That's Blyton Fly-by's gone'

Dredd: 'Drokk! Its Souster!'

Souster: For Justice! For Freedom! For Megacity One!

Judge on Pedway: You gotta hand it to Souster he sure knows how to go!

Voice off: 'He's done enough, DAN TANNA JUNCTION IS ON ITS WAY!'
DDT did a job on me