Fear The Hive Mind

[Dudley]

The Hive Mind Will Take These Comments In Order Of Importance.

The Hive Mind Thinks The Hive Mind Is A Bit Shit.

The Hive Mind Dreads The Idea Of Dudley Coming To Dreddcon In A Dress And Therefore Will Not Be Pushing The Matter.

The Hive Mind Does Not Approve Of Sinister/Dexter, But Will Allow It To Remain In The Prog.

The Hive Mind Could Take Larf, Any Day, With 10,000,000,000 Hands Tied Behind The Hive Mind's Back.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

well i think the hive mind is a bunch of feebles who couldnt build a log cabin in the wilds if their comic collection depended upon it.

 Now the hive has a voice tho i'm a little confused.. does this mean i have to automatically argue with you now dudley? and i can be civil & adult towards the others ... thats no fun.

[Trout]

"The Hive Mind Dreads The Idea Of Dudley Coming To Dreddcon In A Dress And Therefore Will Not Be Pushing The Matter."

This is possibly the best LOL moment I've had on this board in months.

Hail the Hive Mind!

(Who's still shit.)

- Trout

[Gothmog]

Seeing as the Hive Mind now has a voice could it use it's brain power to answer a question that has been troubling me for many years and has just arisen again today?

You know french fancies? - the small cube shaped sponge cakes with a dome of fondant stuff and covered in coloured icing.
Do the different colours actually have different flavours?
I've conducted taste tests with them over the years and they generally all ssem to have the same flavour but if that's the case why do I (and a lot of people at work) prefer the yellow ones?

[Dudley]

The Hive Mind Has Tasted French Fancies, And Agrees They All Taste Alike.  

The Hive Mind Thinks It Is Possible There Is Flavouring In There, But It Is Weak And Cannot Compete With The High Sugar Content.

Also, The Hive Mind Does Not Like Pink For It Is A Rubbish Colour, And Brown Has Unfortunate Connotations.

The Hive Mind Cannot Believe The Hive Mind Is Thinking About This.

[Trout]

I hereby prove why the lateral thinking of a mutant Trout is of more value than the lowest common denominator of the Hive Mind.

The secret to French Fancy consumption is this: take a bite of each colour, and chew them all together.

The subtle mixture of additives in each variety will then provide the taste explosion you need.

Only we really intelligent people know that.

The side-effect is it makes you a fat bastard.

- Trout

[Noah Angel]

Why do we need to ask you questions if we're all part of the Hive-Mind? Don't you know that we all think the same things, dream the same dreams oh, owhh.

I can only assume that you are not one of us (gooble, gobble, gooble, gobble) and this is just a rather poor attempt at infiltration.

Bzzz, bzzzz (the Hive-Mind communicates) Bzzz, bzzzz Bzzz, bzzzz

KILL THE OUTSIDER!!! HE'S NOT LOCAL!!!

[Dudley]

The Hive Mind Is Greater Than The Sum Of Its Parts, Noah Angel.  And Any Part That Is Not In Tune With The Whole Can Be Thrust Into The Outer Darkness.  The Hive Mind Suggests You Remember This.

[Trout]

Outer darkness?

This is getting interesting.

Dudley, thrust me thence! Now!

I want to see what it's like. :-)

- The Trout Mind

[Dan Kelly]

With regards to Dudley In A Dress, when attending a meet of board members from another board I frequent, one of the "regulars" appeared in a dress.

Having met Dudley (albeit briefly) this gentleman was of a similar build, and the dress was purple.  

Noone mentioned it to him, as none of us were sure if some statment were being made, or whether it was a "lifestyle choice".  

(And no, the board in question was not one for closet trannies.  The cross dressing was not appropriate).

Dan

[Dudley]

Trout, The Hive Mind Cannot Thrust You Into Outer Darkness, Oooh Er Missus.  For The Hive Mind Can Only Reject Those Who Stray From The Hive Mind.  As King Of The Hive Mind, The Hive Mind Can Never Reject You.  Irritatingly.

[Mr C]

We're still going to make you wear a dress.

[Trout]

Damn.

Must be more radical.

Anyone for a Robohunter reinvention?

- Trout

[Bico]

How can a hive mind be greater than the sum of its parts, Dud?  Surely its very existence negates creativity, which makes it LESS than the sum of its parts as it drags everyone else down to its level?  Or do you differentiate between collective socialism and pack mentality?  Its just I've never seen any great difference between the two.

Anyone want to post that picture of Dudley in the French maid's outfit?  Failing that, Disco Hitler or Liberal Stalin will do.

[Dudley]

The Hive Mind Finds Your Logic Difficult to UnDerStand... zzzt ... Breakdown.... The Hive Mind Has Rejected The Hive Mind ...

The Hive Mind Will Return.

Until then, I'm back.