Top Ten Judge Dredd Chat Up Lines

[Dominic O'Rourke]

a message board thing I stole from somewhere else.

List the top ten JD chat up lines, I'll start you off

10. You know what they say about men with big daysticks?

[uncle fester]

9. "My weapon's finely tuned and I've got some justice to dispense????"

...Well it's better than "up aganst the wall and spread 'em, isn't it?" Or is it? I suppose it depends where you grrew up...

[paulvonscott]

8.  They almost threw me out of the Acadamy of Law, it was so big they though it must be a mutation.

Though I've always found Judge Brown's technique worked:

'After fifteen years of the most intense training on Earth, I'm no longer a man, but a sex machine man, movin, y'know doing it?'

[2000AD Online]

How about+ is that a lawgiver in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

[Mudcrab]

"There's no escaping the long arm of Lurve baby, and I AM THE LUUURVE!!!!"

[2000AD Online]

'Fancy something hot and throbbing between your legs? Then jump on my Lawmaster, baby.'

Or:

'I'm on the Manta Prowl. You have been authorized to enter my cockpit.'

Ahem.

[Buddy]

'excuse me ma'am, that's not a day stick.'

[kertap]

"Wanna see my chest hair it's all blond and curly". Oops wrong charachter.

[Dominic O'Rourke]

and No.1 : You want to go to bed with me? I knew you'd say that!



Cheers folks, thanks for the fun!

[Adrian Bamforth]

Not a chat-up line, but post-coital:

"Is that a cigarette you're smoking?"

ADE