Pr0n Spam- don't read if easily offended.

[House of Usher]

Messages from Brazil would surely be more likely to be in Portuguese than Spanish. How's your Portuguese, UKDane?

[ukdane]

*tsk* Exactly- I don't know if it's Spanish or Portuguese. So what's the point?

[Dudley]

How would one go about scoring Viagra by the way?

1) Illegal - Off a dealer, same as most other drugs.  "E and a V" is a popular combination, I understand.

2) Expensive - Order from the US to go to another country without the UK restrictions (e.g. Greece).  Go to that country & pick up your parcel.

3) Embarrassing - Go to doctor.  Lie.

4) Silly - respond to email labelled "FREE V!AgRA!"

[Steve Green]

I don't seem to get as much pr0n spam as I used to - it's more shares, viagra and fake rolexes these days.

Stocks, cocks and fake clocks.

I just got an e-mail from Anita who was worried about the size of her penis...

- Steve

[DavidXBrunt]

So my Doctor could provide some?

[Wils]

Wouldn't it be a lot easier for you to just look at a photo of Doris Day wearing chaps? ;)

[DavidXBrunt]

I don't think I've ever beaten one out over Doris Day.

And more importantly neither has the character that is in the play I'm writing.

[Quirkafleeg]

Or get some tickets for Countdown... ?

[DavidXBrunt]

He's not beaten one out over Suzie Dent either, but then pictures of Suzie Dent are very rare.

[Matt Timson]

You're telling me.  I could only find this one and it didn't arouse me at all.

Who *is* Suzie Dent?http://www.newbie24.co.uk/indexes/sm_sdent030704poke05.jpg">

[Dudley]

Why don't you check out the unofficial Suzie Dent homepage for some hot Dent action?

Link: http://members.fortunecity.com/pdbaker/" target="_blank">Unofficial Suzie Dent homepage

[Queen Firey-Bou]

 i get portugese ones, i assumed its cos i once used bable-fish to trans portugese.

not too many nasties these days. lots offering me cialis & viagra, why ? why would i want that? now if they offered copious amounts of bromide, to put in the water supply, then i'd be interested.