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Yes! My plan is paying off!!!!!!

Yesterday I was reading Inferno, and I thought to meself "How does Mark Millar sleep at night". And I realized he probably doesn't, due to a recurrring nightmare, where he is sat in front of a typewriter, which only produces the word "SHIT" over and over again, no matter what he types into it.

What do other droids dream about. Write or draw your answer.


The winner gets a "mystery" (Read: Non-existent) prize.

I am (a LOT), and I was wondering if any of you were.

FACT!

busy bee is doktor cronenberg.

remember last year
when the board had a competition to see who could summon up the cliches of a troll the best?

I have decided to run it again.


Fire away...

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It seems like the new Dante story is going to be themed around Jena Marakov and Lauren Wotshername vying for ol' Nikolai's affections. My questions to you are:

Who gets his ass, or do neither of them get it?

And...

Does one of them (or both) die in a good old fashioned "War is Hell"-type ending?

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I always thought that the ABC Warriors saga "The Black Hole" would of benefitted from having a good deal of the middle edited out. Are there any other stories which you think should of been made shorter>

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P.S. Although I have mentioned Pat, I would like to avoid kicking off Mills debate # 12 trillion.

When Rogue Trooper is mocked, a lot of people refer to the fact that it features a talking hat, but I always thought that this was quite logical.


Does anyone else agree?

Today is Shrove Tuesday, I've already had some pancakes, they were AMAZING.

Tomorrow is the start of Lent. I'm giving up crisps, chocolate & swearing. But even more painfully than that, I'm not going to post anything that might offend Max. For 6 Weeks.

What are YOU giving up?

(Cue responses to the effect of: "Stop trying to brainwash us with your evil fascist Judaeo - Christian ways". It's a free country, and before you ask, I'm agnostic, this is just to be on the safe side of things.)

Last night, I went to the cinema, but before the film started, a TV team from Channel 4's "The Friday Night Project" announced they were trying to break a record for the most swear words on TV. They held up some Dylanesque flashcards with naughty words on, and asked us to shout them out. I went along at first, but then I got bored and shouted "Jimmy Carr isn't funny" (he's one of the presenters)instead.

Afterwards, the compere bloke said, "thank you all, apart from the hilarious bloke who said funny".

That's it,

Krustabi, who likes making Sound editors earn their money.

Anderson vs. DeMarco - FFFFIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTTT!!!!!


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[OR ELSE.]

After a couple of threads where political arguments spewed over into all-out bitchfests, i think it's time we all made up.
So let's just all get along eh kids, and burn any particular bridges on this thread.

OR ELSE.

After a bitterly fought quarter finals, we're down to the last four in our bid to find the sexiest lady Judge in history, ever.

Bonaventura (8 votes to 3)vs. Anderson (10 votes to 1???!!!! Just cos' Shakta doesn't put out...)

Hershey (6 votes to 5, but her luck's run out here...)
Vs. DeMarco (7 votes to 4)

Without the annoying results from the last round, those are:
Bonaventura vs. Anderson

Hershey vs. Demarco.

FIGHT!!!

I say:
Anderson
DeMarco
You say: ?

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After some uncontroversial choices in the first round, here comes ther quarter finals!!!! Both Shakta and Anderson were tied in their rounds, so I decided to put those through instead of McGruder (What were you thinking ?) and Kit Agee (A tough choice though...)

Bonaventura vs. Hollister

Dekker vs. Hershey

Shatka vs. Anderson

DeMarco vs. Inaba (Tough one!)

Results will be collected either on Monday or Tuesday.

I've written a 5 page Pony School strip, it doesn't have that much T & A in it, shall I sendmail it to either of you?

I've decided that this board isn't sad enough, so I'm going to run a tournament to see who the sexiest lady judge ever is.

I picked the first 16 that came into my head (using the logic that I wouldn't think of ugly ones) and paired them off at random, so the first round is:

Bonaventura (Koburn's sidekick) vs. Behr(Anderson-alike whose brains exploded in WMD)

Dekker vs. Treasure "Chest" Steel

Shakta vs. McGruder (Come on, in her youth... phwoar!!!)

Aimee Nixon vs. Galen DeMarco (Odds on favourite)

Aiko Inaba vs. Karyn (Toughest one to choose, IMO)

Kit Agee (If she's good enough for the Sisters, she's good enough for me) vs. Anderson

Perrier vs. Hershey

Judy Janus vs. Hollister (wally squad chief)

The results will be collected on Saturday, when the QUARTER FINALS start.

At the end of every episode of every story, comes the words "Next Prog", followed by a very short hint of next week's fun.

Usually these are quite bland, but once in a while a truly great one comes along.
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My favourite was at the end of the first episode of "Six", where, after it's revealed that one of the most sadistic and psychotic murderers in MC-1 history is back in town, we're given the line "Suffer the little children", leading to an instant burst of psychotic laughter from yours truly.

I say that,
You say ?



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A number of people have commented that Jason Brashill really isn't suited to "After the Bombs". Can anyone think of similar occurences in t'history of Tooth and t'Meg?




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Please?

Firstly, an apology to Rogue fans upset at the prospect of having their heroes name dragged through the mud again.

Now onto the thread proper:

Over the years, there has been much to laugh about with all things Rogue. Some of it, like the disco dancing and psychic Helm, is due to what appears in the strip. Other stuff, like the ongoing "nads" debate, seems to have been the product of furtive reader imagination.

But what has been the main reason to laugh at Rogue and his chums for YOU?




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