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Hello again, Citizens.

Started by Judge MANSON, 10 August, 2012, 08:34:20 PM

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Judge MANSON

Here is the Judge MANSON. I am returning from my long trip into the Cursed Earth and I am stronger than ever. So, beware, creeps. Break the Laws and I Will Break You.

Now, move. Public meetings are illegal into the streets. Report to your main block entry gate. Any transgressor will be sentenced to death with immediate execution. A 10 creds fee will be charged for the Resyk processing. Have a good day, citizens. Grud.

All Hail The Mighty Tharg
Respect the Law, Citizen! Rebel and you will pray Mercy to my gun!

Frank

Quote from: Judge MANSON on 10 August, 2012, 08:34:20 PM
Here is the Judge MANSON. ... Any transgressor will be sentenced to death with immediate execution. A 10 creds fee will be charged for the Resyk processing.

Hello, Marilyn. In China, the families of prisoners executed by the state are invoiced for the cost of the firing squad and their bullets.

Judge MANSON

Yup. I know it. And what your comment has to do with mine? Hm??

I do a black humored comment in the tradition of 2000 AD's best sentences and this is the result??

Maybe I am not in a good mood to understand your comment. So, I will stay here with you. Perp.
Respect the Law, Citizen! Rebel and you will pray Mercy to my gun!