I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog

The Legendary Shark · 03 November, 2018, 06:09:58 AM

Sump Enchanted Evening.

CalHab · 05 November, 2018, 08:15:19 AM

True Grice

CalHab · 05 November, 2018, 08:27:33 AM

The Day the Cursed Earth Stood Still
Attack the Sov Block

The Legendary Shark · 10 November, 2018, 12:54:30 PM

Well, this is certainly the thread that keeps on giving, even when nobody wants it.

The next game is sure to be a classic. This one, however, isn't. In "Big Meg Excuses," a citizen tries to explain himself to a judge. I'll start off with the judge's line, the next poster will think up an excuse, the poster after that will give the judge's response, the next poster will give the judge's reply and the poster after that will write the judge's response until we reach a satisfactory conclusion or the whole thing falls apart in the usual fashion.

So, while I take Samantha aside to go over a couple of points, here's the first line:

Judge: Citizen! What are you doing with that cold hottie?

The Legendary Shark · 10 November, 2018, 12:56:45 PM

Or, more accurately, judge, citizen, judge, citizen, judge, citizen, judge and so on.

Judge: Citizen! What are you doing with that
cold hottie?

Proudhuff · 12 November, 2018, 11:20:33 AM

But Judge thats not a cold Hottie its a...

Funt Solo · 12 November, 2018, 11:32:53 PM

...~~giant vibrator!~~

...~~illegal cigar!~~

...~~severely mutated child!~~

Ah, I give up.

The Legendary Shark · 13 November, 2018, 06:22:15 AM

That's the spirit!

Next up is a game of Good News, Bad News where posters alternate between good news and bad news then good news and bad news again, each building on or extrapolating from the last in an inexorable chain.

For example:

Good news - Samantha went swimming.
Bad news - she was charged for the hire of water wings.
Good news - I was allowed to blow them up.
Bad news - they were real water wings and not an innuendo.
And so on.

So, who wants to start us off with the Good News?

Funt Solo · 13 November, 2018, 02:48:44 PM

Good news: Judge Dredd is feeling relaxed after his standard ten.

The Legendary Shark · 14 November, 2018, 02:54:40 PM

Bad news: it was ten executions.

TordelBack · 14 November, 2018, 03:31:19 PM

Good news: The executions all involved being punched off a conveyor belt into molten lava.

JayzusB.Christ · 14 November, 2018, 05:30:05 PM

Arf!

Funt Solo · 14 November, 2018, 06:53:26 PM

Bad news: just like in Inferno, the perps were immune to molten lava!

JayzusB.Christ · 14 November, 2018, 07:22:28 PM

Good news: the judges gave one of them, a Sov spy, a rare immunity jab so he could stay alive to be executed later.

Proudhuff · 17 November, 2018, 04:19:33 PM

BAD NEWS: he was a Sov Dredd clone