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Small scary "lady" goes splat!

Started by therev, 16 December, 2004, 01:38:57 PM

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Matt Timson

Never mind all that smut- what about 'Ian Tough'?  He must have had the shit kicked out of him every day at school with a name like that...
Pffft...

petemaskreplica

well, presumably that's why he has his wife dress up as a schoolboy :p

Trout

Today's Daily Record bill - the poster outside the newsagents - is possibly one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon:

"Jimmy Krankie in beanstalk plunge horror!"

It's like something out of Viz...

Trout

"one of the most bizarre things I've ever soon"

I mean "seen," of course.

judderman

WARNING *bad pun*

Bet she didnt think THAT was.............

...........Fandabbydozie!!

Appologies in advance.
Best wishes for a full recovery (strange little lady-boy).

Hope she's ok for christmas

House of Usher

I'm still waiting for the pun.

|:P
STRIKE !!!

paulvonscott

She fell 20ft according to The Mirror.

Queen Firey-Bou

poor wee thing !

i was entertained by the fact that every newspaper was front page blunkett tears spectactuar....except the record " jimmy krankie ! blah blah "

" tragic terrible heroic blunkett crys "
" a great man in tears resigns "
" evil bastard blunkett mentioned his son "
" Jimmy krankie in beanstalk plunge horror !"

what bothered me is how it would kindo ruined the rest o the show for all those grannies & school kids. "its behind you !"

"oh no she isnt !"

Trout

She's broken her collarbone.

Ouch.

Queen Firey-Bou


Quirkafleeg

Was she playing the giant?

Richmond Clements

Playing his pink oboe maybe.

Adrian Bamforth

Oh, it was a PANTOMIME - I thought it meant she fell off a real beanstalk.

ADE

Noah Angel

'The audience who saw the fall during the day have been given a full refund.'

I would have refused the refund whilst wiping tears of mirth from my eyes and shouting ENCORE!. In fact I'd have paid double to have seen it. Gratuitous injuries, that's what I want to see when I go to a pantomime involving F-List 'salabrities'. Now if only I could get Jim Davidson up a FORTY foot beanstalk...

'Tis the season to be jolly, but at someone else's expense ;)

Trout

Sadly, no-one saw it.

The stage was dark at the time.

- Trout