Who would direct, star in, orchestrate... the Film of your life

[LARF]

It's the film of your life...

What would it be called?
Who would direct?
Who would star as you?
Who would star as the other characters in your life?
Who'd do the soundtrack?
What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
What car would be in the chase scene?
What product placement would you have in the film?
Who would play Tharg?

Ting is I'm asking all these questions but I'm buggered if I know myself... will have to think.

[MIKE COLLINS]

It's the film of your life...

What would it be called?
RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE
Who would direct?
STEVE BUSCEMI
Who would star as you?
BRENDAN GLEESON
Who would star as the other characters in your life?
DAD: PETER BOYLE; MOM: HELEN MIRREN; BROTHER: COLIN FARRELL; SISTER: ROSIE O'DONNELL; WIFEY: RENE RUSSO
Who'd do the soundtrack?
TOM WAITS
What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
ONE FROM THE HEART, GOD'S AWAY ON BUSINESS
What car would be in the chase scene?
AUSTIN CAMBRIDGE
What product placement would you have in the film?
SUBWAY
Who would play Tharg?
JOHN SIMM

[Devons Daddy]

What would it be called?
life with 2000ad
Who would direct?
speilberg ridley scott.

Who would star as you?
ewan mc gregor.

Who would star as the other characters in your life?
chow lua fat, my father in law. shiu hu my wife.

Who'd do the soundtrack?
Adam ant,elton john. eronie morricone

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
antmusic,circle of life,the one.

What car would be in the chase scene?
open top vanquish,

What product placement would you have in the film?
2000ad and the megazine.plus of course a dredd-con/sheddcon fight scene rather like casino royals body works scene.

Who would play Tharg?
SIMON PEGG. a another squaxx who would enjoy it also.

[mogzilla]

"oh crap!the motion picture"
tim burton
rick astley
dr graeme garden as dad
helen worth as mum
dr harold shipman as bro
either bette midler or barbra streisand as sis
vince di cola on soundtrack
right here waiting by richard marx and two out of three by meatloaf
citreon 2cv
kfc
morgan freeman

[pauljholden]

I have always suspected that in the film of my life I would be the comedy sidekick.

 -pj

[Dark Jimbo]

The only title I can come up with is 'Jimbo's Bimbo Limbo.'

The mind boggles as to what sort of film that would be, so I'll leave the rest until I can think of a better one.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

 called 'psycho biker bitch or such'
direct, micheal man?
Who would star as you?
some unknown, taller & a lot more psycho.
 

Who'd do the soundtrack?
eddie vedder, chris cornell, stipey, thom yorke & mmm some morricone...with shouting & guitars.


What car would be in the chase scene?
a big fuck off m'bike.

What product placement would you have in the film?
fair trade antifashist eco organic yaks milk smoothies.


Who would play Tharg?
why the real Tharg of course, this ain't no low budget shite.

[johnnystress]

"From the creators of Der and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta To Rob Schneider is comic artist PJ Holden"

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[Wils]

What would it be called?
'Arse'

Who would direct?
David Lynch

Who would star as you?
Emo Phillips

Who would star as the other characters in your life?
Malchi:Miranda Richardson, Dad:David Jason, Bro:Eamon Holmes

Who'd do the soundtrack?
Kid Carpet

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester - The Wurzels
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie - Baccara

What car would be in the chase scene?
Hillman Imp

What product placement would you have in the film?
Poundland

Who would play Tharg?
Wilfred Bramble

[Banners]

What would it be called?
Game, Set and Matt.

Who would direct?
Ken Loach.

Who would star as you?
My mate Gary.

Who would star as the other characters in your life?
Themselves (it would be a socio-realist working class drama with non-professional actors)

Who'd do the soundtrack?
Dakota Suite.

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
"This Time is Forever" by Ian McNabb
"Closing Up" by Witness
"Falling Slowly" by Glen Hansard

What car would be in the chase scene?
The plucky Fiat Bravo.

What product placement would you have in the film?
Lots of ads for cheap printing.

Who would play Tharg?
My mate Gary.

[Floyd-the-k]

It's the film of your life...

What would it be called?
  I was just getting around to that
Who would direct?
  Terry Gilliam
Who would star as you?
  Kate Blanchett
Who would star as the other characters in your life?
  Noriko Fujiwara (wife), Sigourney Weaver (ex girlfriend), Bill Hunter (best mate), that bird from 'An ANgel at My Table' (other ex girfriend), Huigh Grant (high school English teacher)
Who'd do the soundtrack?
  Elvis Costello and Ego Wrapping
What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
  Gimme Shelter,  
What car would be in the chase scene?
  Ford XF wagon
What product placement would you have in the film?
  Virgin Cola (if they still make it)
Who would play Tharg?
  Matt SMith

[Slippery PD]

What would it be called?
"What is it you want?"

Who would direct?
Alfred Hitchock

Who would star as you?
Mike Myers (now) or Keannu Reaves (ten years ago)

Who would star as the other characters in your life?
Wife = The Ginger one from Desperate Houswives
Daughter = Billi Piper (well as a teenager)
Son= Chunk from Goonies

Who'd do the soundtrack?
John Williams - though make it dark

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?
"Hallelujah" Jeff Buckley or Leonard Cohen in the Father Funeral Scene.
"The Scientist" Coldplay

What car would be in the chase scene?
1982 Mercedes Convertible

What product placement would you have in the film?
Absolut Vodka and Bison Grass Vodka (in fact any Vodka)

Who would play Tharg?
Gary Oldman

[Richmond Clements]

What would it be called?

Love Story 3: The Revenge

Who would direct?

Sammo Hung


Who would star as you?

Bruce Lee

Who would star as the other characters in your life?

My Dad- Hitler.
My Mum- Moira Stuart
My children- R2D2 and C-3PO
Bill Clinton- Himself

Who'd do the soundtrack?

Bruce Springsteen

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?

Don't Fuck With Me- Love/Hate

What car would be in the chase scene?

That toy Superman car with the puching arms I had as a child.

What product placement would you have in the film?

Anne Summers and Starbucks

Who would play Tharg?

Stan Lee

[satchmo]

It's the film of your life...

What would it be called?

Oh Fatha, Where Art Thou?

Who would direct?

Ishiro Honda

Who would star as you?

Donald Pleasance

Who would star as the other characters in your life?

Roy Thinnes, Ernest Borgnine, Clay Davis off The Wire (sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!)

Who'd do the soundtrack?

Louis Prima, Joe Dolce, Five Star

What would the meaningful incidental songs be?

Hits From The Bong

What car would be in the chase scene?

A rusty orange Mini

What product placement would you have in the film?

Northern Rock

Who would play Tharg?

Busta Rhymes

[Roger Godpleton]

Title
If he's not Gay, then we're all in Trouble.

Director
Todd Solondz

Starring as me
Macho Man Randy Savage

Supporting cast
Dad - Charlton Heston in full on crazy mode
Mum - Farrah Fawcett
Evil brother - Kevin Federline
Less evil brother - Rhys Ifans
Both sisters - Nicole Richie
Rob, my main partner in lame - Post Joey being cancelled era Matt LeBlanc
Jesus - JD Williams (Bodie Broadus from The Wire)

Soundtrack by
Buckethead

Key Songs
Steroids Guy by Anal Cunt, A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers by Van Der Graff Generator in full, whilst the screen is completely black, Health & Efficiency by This Heat.

Car chase
I would steal Hulk Hogan's monster truck and he would give chase in Knightboat.

Product Placement
Any premium Ice Cream product.

Starring as Tharg
Divine