World hide and seek championship over!

Richmond Clements · 14 December, 2003, 08:14:20 PM

Didn't he do well!

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Devons Daddy · 14 December, 2003, 08:27:26 PM

as you can cleary see in this picture. he was found by an off duty serviceman who was buying toys for his children.

the former dictator and leader of Iraq was posing as santa.

El Spurioso · 14 December, 2003, 08:30:50 PM

Saddam attributed his incredible ability to escape detection by the yanks to his secret escape to New Zealand three years previously, where he disguised his Evil Dictatorous Ways by posing as a plucky film director.

Valhalla · 14 December, 2003, 09:25:40 PM

paint him blue and hecould be poppa smurf.

smurfalicious!

val

Art · 14 December, 2003, 09:59:01 PM

Hmm...

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Thread Zero · 14 December, 2003, 10:08:02 PM

Strangely, he looks exactly like my next door neighbour.

They should let him sit in a warmer room, though - the fellow's gone blue!

Quirkafleeg · 15 December, 2003, 12:18:13 AM

It's bloody Santa I'm telling you...

Wils · 15 December, 2003, 12:47:06 AM

Saddamta: Little boy...

Boy: Whuh?

Saddamta: Wake up, little boy. I have something to show you.

Boy: Santa? Is that you?

Saddamta: Yes, western scum-child. Merry Christmas!

[Little boy sits up and puts the light on just in time to witness two of Saddamta's heavily mustachioed helpers garotting his parents]

Bony Fella · 15 December, 2003, 01:31:39 AM

HO HO HO

Quirkafleeg · 15 December, 2003, 04:29:43 AM

"Well Mr President, the bad news is the DNA test confirm it's not Saddam but the good news is we can have holidays in Cuba again."

Adrian Bamforth · 15 December, 2003, 07:02:27 AM

He was found and arrested by Wolverine apparently.

Unless I'm misunderstanding the news entirely.

ADE

Mr C · 15 December, 2003, 05:18:35 PM

SADDAM FOUND IN NORTHAMPTON SHOCK!

The evil overlord, Saddam Husein was captured yesterday morning by a local milkman.
The nasty man had this to day:

"Please let me go, I've got to finish Promethea!"

Art · 15 December, 2003, 05:20:44 PM

Looks like the crypto teams are going to be busy for a long time then....

Art · 15 December, 2003, 05:37:50 PM

Meanwhile Slobodan Milosevic is simultaneously being tried for war-crimes and running for president. Serbia is weird.

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Queen Firey-Bou · 15 December, 2003, 07:30:13 PM

the world is wierd my friend. was i the only one who felt vaguely sorry for the hagard old evil despot?

yes? oh well i'll get my coat.