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Title: Cut Price Glastonbury
Post by: Byron Virgo on 22 April, 2005, 04:31:57 AM
I like this guy's style!

Who else failed to get a Glasto ticket and fancies this?

Link: UP FOR THIS?

Title: Grud, Jovis etc.
Post by: Steve Green on 22 April, 2005, 04:41:26 AM
Hi,

I was just wondering - was there ever any backstory about the origins of the Grud/Jovis religion in Dredd?

I was wondering if it had been implied that it was established covertly by Justice Dept so that could supplant existing religions with one that they could influence?

Cheers,

Steve
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury...
Post by: Noisybast on 22 April, 2005, 04:56:51 AM
Erm...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury......
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:21:20 AM
Having just paid over four hundred quid for two tickets to this year's Leeds Festival, I feel the man's pain.  Scrabbling around Ebay and having to deal with the grasping bastards who buy the fuckers up, simply to sell on at an extortionate amount to people that really want to go, but don't have time to camp out at HM-fucking-V for three days, really pisses me off.

One cheeky cow was even whining (after making an easy two hundred quid) that she would be unable to accept paypal unless the hapless buyer added an extra 4% to "cover her costs".

I suppose it's too much to hope that she'll accidently spoon out her own eyes the next time she's watching Trisha and filling her face with banoffee ice cream.

:)
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury.........
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 08:28:33 AM
Oooooh, feel that man's anger ;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:29:32 AM
Go to bed, spotty!
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 08:30:40 AM
Some of us have small press magazines to put together singlehandedly, I'll have you know ;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:33:14 AM
And some of us are up drawing the f*ckers...

;)
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 08:43:54 AM
Not mine you're not, you b*astard ;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:46:09 AM
Should've asked sooner.  Could've done you a nice cover and everything.

Sod this- why am I killing myself for other people?  I'm off to bed and officially retiring from small press...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 08:47:33 AM
why am I killing myself for other people?

Precisely! Let us get someone else to kill you instead ;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:51:42 AM
Rejoice, Mulcher!  One less rival to climb over on your rise to being the bloke wot brushes away Sakey Kane's rubber crumbs (assuming he actually bothers to use a pencil first, of course).

MWA HA HA HAAA!
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 08:54:09 AM
SHAKEY Kane, even.

Bah...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury.........
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 08:55:02 AM
*snigger*
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 09:02:40 AM
BAH!  Eat this, you overly tall fool...

Link: Go on- cry!

Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 09:08:10 AM
Awww bless, someone got a Captain Britain graphic novel for Easter ;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 09:13:36 AM
No, somebody has all the originals sat on his desk and they were first read while you were struggling with red book 4.

Somebody was also commissioned to draw that pic.  

Eat *that*, Tallboy!

;)
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 09:15:58 AM
I won't tell you about the commission cheque I got through the post this morning then ...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 09:17:50 AM
Let's see your wares then...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury.........
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 09:20:36 AM
No :P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 09:25:11 AM
Hahahahaha!

Night, Mulcher.  It was good for me.

;p
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 22 April, 2005, 04:39:39 PM
Get a room! Oh, you are going to...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Matt Timson on 22 April, 2005, 05:18:05 PM
I was wondering who'd get there first.  I thought it would be Wils to be honest- although being a few hours behind us, Art was a pretty safe bet too...

;)

Mulcher baiting- it's fun!  It's easy!  Wind him up and watch him go!

;P
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: longmanshort on 22 April, 2005, 05:57:18 PM
I've been wound up more effectively by better men than you! ;P And it's not winding it, it's me indulging in friendly banter with a soon-to-be corpse on the hard shoulder of the M4 ...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Wils on 22 April, 2005, 05:59:30 PM
I thought it would be Wils to be honest

But I was never going to beat Gary to it, since it looks like he posted during the first adverts in this morning's Trisha. ;)
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Byron Virgo on 22 April, 2005, 06:00:03 PM
I've heard about what these men get up to in layby's...
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 22 April, 2005, 06:12:40 PM
>But I was never going to beat Gary to it, since it looks like he posted during the first adverts in this morning's Trisha. ;)

I'll have you know I was watching Page Turners!
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: GordonR on 22 April, 2005, 06:36:07 PM
"I've heard about what these men get up to in layby's..."

Just ask Kevin Keegan...

*whistles innocently*
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Byron Virgo on 22 April, 2005, 06:39:36 PM
?
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: GordonR on 22 April, 2005, 06:46:31 PM
Years ago, Kevin Keegan was mugged after pulling into a motorway lay-by for a kip (as you do, of course...)

Quite why two baseball bat-wielding thugs were hanging around this particular lay-by on the off-chance that someone might pull in for a brief nap has never been quite explained.  And the lay-by in question seemed to have a bit of a ....'reputation', shall we say.

Chuck any combination of 'Keegan', 'Reigate', 'M25', 'mugging' or 'rent boy pick-up zone' into google for alternative theories about what else could have been going on there.
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Byron Virgo on 22 April, 2005, 06:49:10 PM
Surely you can't be suggesting that the permed superman was a pink fisherman?
Title: Re: Cut Price Glastonbury............
Post by: Mr C on 22 April, 2005, 07:33:59 PM
I'm going to get in to Glastonbury by hiding inside Kylie Minogue's thong.